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Who wants to make
five bucks?
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How?
How?
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I need someone
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to take the fall.
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LOIS:
Oh, my God!
What did you do?
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I can't tell you.
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Yes or no, no questions asked.
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LOIS:
Oh, my God!
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Make it ten.
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Done.
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LOIS:
Oh, my God!
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You're a good son.
I got him, honey!
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I got him!
Don't worry.
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* Yes, no, maybe
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* I don't know
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* Can you repeat the question?
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* Life is unfair.
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There you go--
all pink and shiny.
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Mmm. Boys?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Ooh! Feel ten pounds lighter.
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You ready?
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Oh, yeah. Go.
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Uh, aah...
(rapidly breathing)
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Dad got us
free tickets
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to the water slide
park from work.
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It takes two days
to prep him,
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but it's worth it.
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Ooh, smooth as a seal.
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Ready for that water slide.
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You know, we haven't been
on an outing in a long time.
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It's nice when we can do things
together as a family.
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Do what together?
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(sobbing):
Why can't I go?
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Dewey, we discussed this.
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You have to stay home
because of your ear infection.
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I never get to go.
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Honey, I know it seems
like a pattern,
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but it's just this.
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And Disneyland.
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(whimpering)
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Oh, and that
chocolate factory tour.
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You know,
maybe it's time you stopped
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sticking dirty things
in your ears.
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REESE:
Hey, Dewey.
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How's the ear?
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Stop teasing
him, Reese!
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You know, if your father
doesn't find a babysitter,
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nobody's going anywhere
and we'll just see
who's crying then!
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's just the little one.
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Yeah, the other two
aren't going to be
anywhere near you.
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Ever since
I can remember,
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we've always had trouble
with babysitters.
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(cooing):
Hello!
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Goochy, goochy,
goochy, goo.
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Goochy, goochy...
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(screaming)
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WOMAN:
I don't know, sweetie.
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What do you have
behind your back?
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(screaming)
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MAN:
You little losers!
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I've had enough of this.
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You open this door
right now.
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Okay, look. I'm a little
claustrophobic, okay?
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Just open the door!
Just let me out!
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Come on!
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I don't know.
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I'm starting to think
it might be us.
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Well, you'd think I'd get bored
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wiping the floor with my cadets.
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God knows
we enjoy it, sir.
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Do you know what
your problem is, cadet?
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Discipline.
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Anything worth doing
is worth doing well.
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Whatever I do,
whether it's teaching you boys
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or mastering tai chi,
or playing pool...
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I focus.
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I push myself.
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But you don't commit
to anything, son.
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You're never going
to be a winner
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because you do everything
half-assed.
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Oh, regrettable.
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You may have spoken too soon,
sir.
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I think you'll find I play pool
with my whole ass.
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Eight ball, corner pocket.
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Damn.
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Ah, the fatal scratch.
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Once again,
I waltz with Lady Victory.
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And until you focus,
Francis,
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she is never going to be
your dance partner.
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LOIS:
Thank you so much for coming
on such short notice.
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And it was so nice
of your agency
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to give us a second chance.
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You two are going to have
so much fun together.
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(quietly):
Don't you dare hurt her.
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Hurry,
the sun's coming up!
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Do you want to play something?
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No.
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Hey, hey, look, kids.
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Only 12 more miles
to Wavetown, USA.
Yay.
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So, Malcolm, you
going to go down the
Liquidator this time?
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Don't pressure
the boy, Hal.
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I'm not pressuring him.
I'm just asking.
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He's scared enough
as it is
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without you making
a big deal out of it.
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Hey, Mom, doesn't
Malcolm have to wear
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his nose plug
for his sinuses?
Shut up.
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Oh, that's right.
I forgot it.
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Listen, honey, you just be
very careful then, okay?
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Don't worry,
here it is.
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Oh. Thank you,
Reese.
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Oh, my gosh,
look at this!
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REESE:
This is awesome!
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I can't wait
to get on the rides.
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Malcolm, don't think
you can take off
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that nose plug
just because I'm not looking.
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You're going
to wear it all day.
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But I'm not even in the water.
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Hey. If I catch you,
for even one second,
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not wearing that nose plug,
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you're going to spend the day
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in the kiddie
sprinkler.
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So what do you want
to do first?
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What makes you think I want
to do anything with you?
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What's your problem?
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That nose plug thing
was bogus.
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You crossed the line, Reese.
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What?!
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You sold me out to Mom.
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It would've been different
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if I had done
something to you, but...
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that was
totally cold-blooded.
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Don't be
such a baby.
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What you did to me
was an act of war.
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And believe me,
I will get you back.
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You won't know where or when,
but you're gonna pay.
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You sound funny.
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You...
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you wanted to see me, sir?
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I just got a call
from the sheriff
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that a cocksure,
smart-mouthed youth
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looking very much like yourself
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has been hustling pool
at the local bars.
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Really, sir?
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You are in serious trouble,
cadet.
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I can explain...
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Why have you been holding back
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when we've played pool?
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What?
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I want to know why
you've been letting me win.
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Sir, if I
played for real
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I'd just end up
humiliating you
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in front of the
whole school, and...
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and you'd, you know,
torture us all for it.
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Really, nothing good
could come from it, and
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and, besides,
winning seems to
make you so happy.
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I am not a child.
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Do you really think me
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so petty that I would throw
a tantrum
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over something so small
as a game of pool?!
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My mistake, sir.
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We are going to play again.
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And you are going to give me
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your best game, cadet.
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And to make sure of that,
if you don't win...
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picture yourself, 0400, awakened
from sweet dreams of Mommy,
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sent outside
into the bitter cold
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to raise our school colors
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and stand at attention
for three hours
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until reveille is called.
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Now, picture that
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for 230 consecutive days.
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But what if I try my best
and I still lose?
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Then you shall be miserable
indeed.
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Dismissed.
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Remember, honey,
how I promised you
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that exotic
island vacation,
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but we had to go have
children instead?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I was thinking
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maybe today could be
our little island getaway.
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We've got the sun,
the sand, the palm trees.
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And I brought
the cocktails.
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It's Malibu rum
in a lotion bottle
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so no one will know
the difference.
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(chuckling)
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You are so cute when
you sneak in alcohol.
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Hey, Reese,
I think I just saw
that girl you liked.
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You know, the one
with the really long
blonde hair.
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April?
April, that's her.
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Why'd you say you
liked her again?
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She's real trampy.
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I hear she kisses
with tongue.
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Is that true, April?
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Jerk!
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Now we're even.
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You geek, you deserved it!
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Ow!
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Get out of here!
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I think
those are ours.
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All right.
No. I'll take
care of it.
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Ow!
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LOIS:
Malcolm, Reese, knock it off!
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Can I watch TV?
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No.
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Can I play video games?
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No.
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What can I do?
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Something quiet.
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(wheels clicking softly)
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Quieter.
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(man screaming)
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(screaming continues)
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(crowd screaming)
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(woman screams)
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(man and woman scream)
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I can do this.
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(woman screaming)
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Keep your arms and legs
crossed at all times.
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Do not bend your legs.
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Do not raise your head.
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Remove all piercings.
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You may have nothing
around your neck.
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Enjoy the ride.
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Okay, here it goes.
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On three.
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One...
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two...
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three...!
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(giggling)
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REESE:
Hey, there, girlie.
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Let me adjust your bra strap.
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(smacking loudly)
Now we're even.
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Oh, no, no,
no, no.
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First, we sort
by the number of holes,
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then by color.
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What's in your mouth?
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Nothing.
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There are at least
20 things I will
not tolerate,
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and lying is one of them.
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Spit it out.
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You're eating my buttons.
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I wasn't eating.
I was saving.
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What are you?
A hamster?
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What were you
saving it for?
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I don't know.
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00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,929
It's pretty.
It's my favorite one.
256
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:08,268
You know... actually,
it's my favorite, too.
257
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,739
What do you think
of this one?
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00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,941
It's ugly. I hate it.
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00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,010
So do I.
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00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,748
My, you're a, you're
a smart little boy.
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(clears throat)
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00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,265
You seem to be practicing
pretty hard.
263
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,767
I hope you're
not planning
264
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,902
on doing something stupid,
like winning.
265
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,937
Look, guys, I know
you want me to lose,
266
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,173
but Spangler insisted
I play a real game.
267
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,607
Francis, you can't win.
268
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,910
If you do, Spangler's
going to take it out on us.
269
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,079
Remember when Hendrix
beat him playing horse
270
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,947
on a lucky shot?
271
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,783
We couldn't watch anything
but PBS for a week.
272
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,918
And that was during
pledge drive, man.
273
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,386
Guys, come on.
Do you have any idea
274
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,888
what Spangler's going
to do to me if I lose?
275
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,455
(chuckles)
276
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,325
Do you know what we're going
to do to you if you win?
277
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,884
Where were we?
278
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,553
Mom! You have
to stop Reese!
279
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,288
He's being
a total jerk!
280
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,058
Malcolm, does it look like
I'm open for business?
281
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,460
You have done nothing
but pester us.
282
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,494
Is it too much to ask
283
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,463
that your father and I
enjoy one day?
284
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,298
But Reese is the one...
I don't want to hear it.
285
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,000
You either take care
of this yourself
286
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,836
or I'm gonna lock
the two of you in the car
287
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,004
for the rest of the day.
I mean it.
288
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,109
(Reese laughing)
289
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,583
Lifeguard, help!
290
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,418
My brother--
he can't swim.
291
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,988
(whistle blowing)
292
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,757
Out of the way, guys!
293
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,791
Drowning boy!
294
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,926
Out of the way!
295
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,961
Drowning boy!
296
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,963
Drowning boy!
Drowning boy!
297
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,064
Drowning boy!
298
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,599
Give him some air, guys.
299
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,168
Give him some air.
Back up.
300
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,439
Sir!
301
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,409
Let the people
who work here
do that.
302
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,383
Now we're even.
303
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,055
And then I was playing
with my imaginary friend,
304
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,823
and Reese hit me
because he said
305
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,959
I shouldn't talk to myself.
306
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,029
Well, Reese is a
horrid little boy.
307
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,731
I mean, there's nothing
wrong with having
308
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,566
an imaginary friend.
309
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,235
I talk to my Harold
all the time.
310
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,536
You do?
Of course.
311
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,905
He's here right now.
312
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,239
Would he like a cookie?
313
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,440
Sure.
314
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,243
No, no, no.
315
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,112
He's over there.
316
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,620
Yes!
Yes!
317
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,923
Sorry, sir.
318
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,725
It's understandable, cadet.
319
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,528
I've seen professionals
do much worse.
320
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,632
I guess the pool gods
are smiling on me today.
321
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,202
(all sighing)
322
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,238
But then, the pool gods
can be fickle.
323
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,239
That's okay, sir.
324
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,706
You'll win the next one.
325
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,208
Sir, what are
you doing?
326
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,376
I think I'm losing.
327
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,411
And gracefully, I'd
like to be noted.
328
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,013
But you could have
made that shot.
329
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,548
I could say
the same thing to you.
330
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,950
There were at least
a dozen shots
331
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,051
that you've held back on.
332
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,186
But since you seem
to be motivated more
333
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,354
by losing,
334
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,956
I'm going to beat you
at your own game.
335
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:49,957
Huh?
336
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,291
I'm going down, cadet.
337
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,725
I'm going down hard.
338
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,195
But, sir, these guys are going
to kick my ass if I win.
339
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,696
Well, that's just gravy.
340
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,765
May the best man lose.
341
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,973
Fudge! It seems
I've scratched again.
342
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,908
Well, you seem to be
on a roll, cadet.
343
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,911
("Mixed Bizness" by Beck
playing)
344
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,383
* Ah-ooh
345
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,552
* I'm mixin' business
with leather *
346
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,957
* Christmas with Heather
347
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,393
* Freaks flock together
348
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,963
* Makin' all the B-boys scream
349
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,299
* All right
350
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,500
* All right *
351
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,336
* Turn it up now
352
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,471
* Turn it up now *
353
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,907
* All right
* All right *
354
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,842
* Turn it up now
355
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,278
* Ah-ah-ah *
356
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,348
* Word up to the man thing
357
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,118
* She's always cold lamping
358
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,254
* Visine at the canteen
359
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,224
* I just want
to watch you dance. *
360
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,929
("Fernando" by ABBA playing)
361
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,999
* Can you hear the drums,
Fernando? *
362
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:14,541
* I remember long ago
another starry night like this *
363
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:19,379
* In the firelight, Fernando
364
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,848
* You were humming to yourself
365
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,783
* And softly strumming
your guitar *
366
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,985
* I could hear
the distant drums *
367
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:33,126
* And sounds of bugle calls
were coming from afar *
368
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,829
* There was something in the air
that night *
369
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:41,334
* The stars were bright,
Fernando *
370
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:45,305
* They were shining there
for you and me *
371
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,576
* For liberty, Fernando
372
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,380
* Though we never thought
that we could lose *
373
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,916
* There's no regret
374
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,587
* If I had to do
the same again *
375
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,724
* I would, my friend, Fernando
376
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,328
* There was something in the air
that night *
377
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663
* The stars were bright...
378
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,698
(record scratching)
379
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,103
(siren wailing)
380
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,756
(children laughing)
381
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,797
Before you say
anything, Malcolm,
382
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,065
I just want to tell you,
383
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,767
I don't want to hear it.
384
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,402
Can't you give your mother
and me five minutes of peace?
385
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,604
You know what? You can
have the rest of the day
386
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,373
because I've given up.
387
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,277
I'm not going to have
any fun anyway, so why try?
388
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,146
As long as we're
on the same page.
389
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,881
Today sucked.
390
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,950
I've done nothing
except chicken out,
391
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,085
get laughed at
and fight with Reese.
392
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,255
So now I'm just
going to lie down,
393
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:13,025
enjoy the sun and wait for them
to take me home.
394
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,668
(groans)
395
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:25,505
Now we're even.
396
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,441
(growls)
397
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,049
(laughing)
398
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,453
Now we're...
399
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:42,989
(screams)
400
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,792
(growling)
401
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,467
Boys!
402
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,274
Reese,
403
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,042
I've done some soul-searching
in the last few minutes
404
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,178
and hereby offer my complete
and full apology.
405
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,979
It was very wrong of me.
406
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,782
I'm truly sorry for my childish
and inappropriate behavior
407
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,118
and I'd like to think that
the terrible guilt I'm feeling
408
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,152
is punishment enough for...
409
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,458
Hey, there's no
cutting in line.
410
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,626
Oh, it's you again.
411
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,960
Reese, I am
so sorry.
412
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,495
I really, really mean it.
413
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,467
Do you think we're wealthy?!
414
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,568
What?!
415
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,238
Do you think we're wealthy?
416
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,472
Wealthy people
417
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,540
drive fancy cars.
418
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,807
They buy fresh pasta.
419
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,576
Do we do any of those things?
420
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,978
No! Wealthy people
421
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,847
can afford
to have their vacations ruined.
422
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,149
No big deal. They just pick up
and they go again.
423
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,651
Your father and I
424
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,718
work so hard.
425
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,487
We work so long.
426
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,256
What is wrong with you two?!
427
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,024
Are you aborigines?!
428
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,860
Every time I turn around,
I hear someone
429
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,695
screaming and fighting,
and I pray to God
430
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,330
it's someone else's kids,
but it's not.
431
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,331
It's always you!
432
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,567
Sane children
would appreciate this,
433
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,570
but you have to keep nattering
at each other like a couple
434
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,704
of rabid monkeys!
435
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,006
It is not enough
that you do this every day.
436
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,375
You have to make me suffer, too.
437
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,942
So help me!
438
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,248
Don't you dare!
439
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,789
(Lois screaming)
440
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,825
Arms and legs crossed
at all times!
441
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,929
That is the bravest thing
I've ever seen you do.
442
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,264
Yeah.
443
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,801
You're going to die.
444
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,269
I know.
445
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,405
So, do you think
she's okay?
446
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,972
(Lois growling)
447
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,442
(Lois shouting, kids screaming)
448
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:51,518
(screaming and shouting
continues)
449
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,324
LOIS:
This is the last time
I take you boys anywhere!
450
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,510
Good playing, cadet.
451
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,045
Same to you, sir.
452
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,814
Hey, who won?
453
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,283
Who cares, man?
454
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,726
(people speaking
foreign language)
455
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,898
(car horn honks)
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