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[music playing over TV]
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What are you looking at,
monkey boy?
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Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Reese!
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What are you doing?
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Help! Ow! Help! Mom, help!
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No, cut it out. Cut it out.Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Help! It hurts! Ow!
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Knock it off, you little...LOIS: Reese!
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What the heck are you doing?
Honest to God,
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you can't leave that kid alone
for five minutes
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without picking on him!I didn't do anything, Mom.
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Go!He's lying!
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I gave him that.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Honey, which juice
don't I like--
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apple or grape?
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You don't like either.
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Oh, right.
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Malcolm, what is all this
stuff from your teacher?
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That woman sends home two
or three fliers every day.
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She says she wants the parents
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to be as involved as possible
with the children.
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At school? It's the
only break I get.
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What exactly is "personal
fulfillment week"?
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Square dancing.
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That's right,
square dancing.
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You should see it.
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The Krelboynes dance
on the tetherball courts
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in front
of the whole school.
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We laugh our asses off.
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Excuse me?
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Butts.
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We laugh our butts off.
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Uh-oh.
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Open.
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Swish.
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Spit.
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This tastes like crap.
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Reese is right.
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This class is turning me
into a total weirdo.
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You are not a weirdo.
You are gifted.
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And if gifted kids are
supposed to square-dance,
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then you'll do it.
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Probably teaches you geometry.
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Don't forget to mail these
bills; they're late.Ah. Ooh!
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Two blues, only one pink.
We're doing better.
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Well, don't get cocky.
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They're hot until
I deposit my paycheck.
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You kids, let's get going.
Come on, Malcolm!
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You don't want them to
do-si-doing without you.
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That's it!
For the sake of my manhood,
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today I'm ditching school.Hey!
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Why don't I drive you boys
to school today?
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Uh, that's okay, Dad.
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I don't mind walking.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I really want to.
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A chance to spend
a few extra minutes
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with my sons,
enjoying their company.
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Honestly, son, it'll be
the highlight of my day.
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Come on.
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Great. Now I can't
even be mad at him.
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Aw, Stanley.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Uh-oh, eyes down.
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That was good.
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You didn't give them
any satisfaction.
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In another six months,
they'll be bored with you.
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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[laughing]
That's got to hurt!
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Mom was right.
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I do get some sick thrill
out of trouble.
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Ow!
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That skinny guy!
Come on, get him!
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Commandant on the floor.
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Ten-hut!
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[snarling]
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I smell smoke.
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Who is responsible?
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Very well.
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We'll do it the hard way.
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Patton.
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[growling]
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[growling]
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[barking]
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Francis, please lift up
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your right foot.
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Son, you have
the worst attitude
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I've ever seen in 15 years
at this institution.
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You seem compelled
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to break every rule,
to flout every convention.
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You are never
gonna make it--
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in the Armed Forces
or anywhere else.
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Now, I was never fortunate
enough to serve in combat,
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but I do know what it requires.
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Look at this dog.
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He is vicious,
he is ungrateful,
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and yet even heunderstands
the importance
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of obedience.
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Do you hear
what I am saying, Francis?
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Yes, sir.
I'll try to be more like
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a Jack Russell terrier, sir.
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There will be
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no hot water for this floor
for the entire month.
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You can thank the cadet
after I leave.
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[snarling]
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[blow landing]
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FRANCIS:
Ow!
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Reese wiped his booger
on my lunch bag.
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Dewey, what have we taught you
about snitching?
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"Only snitch
when asked to snitch."
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Good boy.
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So, looking forward to school?
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I guess.Well, that's a shame.
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'Cause we're not going
to school.
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[chuckling]
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Where are we going?
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Boys, I'm going to share
something with you
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I hope you'll remember
for the rest of your lives.
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Now, I don't want
to spoil the surprise,
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but I've been planning this
for years.
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I just had to wait
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until you were all old enough
to appreciate it.
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[clicks tongue]
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Hookers?
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If it gets me out
of square dancing, fine.
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HAL:
Just sit back
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and enjoy the ride, boys.
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We're rebels.
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We're wild men!
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[cackling]
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Whoo!
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["Sukiyaki" sung in Japanese]
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Where did I put
the damn paycheck?
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[quietly]:
Yeah.
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Those guys are wimps.
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That's not even half the size
of the one I gave you
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just to get you
out of riflery.
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Hey, thanks
for pulling them off me.
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I owe you one.
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[scoffs]
One?
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Hey, you want to see
something very, very cool?
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Oh, boy, what have
you done now?
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FRANCIS:
Oh, isn't he beautiful?
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He only cost me $20.
I'm calling him Otis.
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Did you listen to
anything Spangler said?
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You're already in
enough trouble as it is
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without bringing in a pet.
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Well, Spangler has
that oversized gerbil.
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And besides,
Otis is not a pet.
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Otis is a symbol.
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Of what?
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Of everything that is
beautiful in the world.
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Independence...
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free thought.
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I may be stuck here in
this militaristic loony bin,
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but at least some part of me
can stay connected
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to the things
that give me my humanity.
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You're not gonna
turn me in, are you?
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I don't know.
On the one hand,
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you're probably
gonna get caught,
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because you always do.
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Then, of course,
I'll be involved
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even though I had
nothing to do with it.
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On the other hand...
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...it's a snake.
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Good man!
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I think I'm starting
to bring out the rebel in you.
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Touching.
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Right. Sorry.
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[bell ringing]
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♪
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Stock car races!
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Oh, cool!
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That's right, boys.
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The real field of dreams--
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only with concrete
instead of all that grass.
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♪ I don't want to work...
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We all together? Here we go.
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Excuse us, please.
Here we go...
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Oh, oh! Boys, boys?
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You see that blue
car down in front--
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number 16?MALCOLM: Yeah.
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That is Rusty Malcolm.
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The greatest man in the
history of the sport.
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Maybe the greatest man ever.
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15 NASCAR titles,
six world records.
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Inventor of the in-car
urination system.
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The list is endless.
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And he came from nothing
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just like you boys.
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You see, this is Rusty's
last race ever.
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He's retiring, so I
wanted to share him
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with you before he went so
that you can see for yourselves
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just how much you can accomplish
in this world with a...
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a little persistence
and determination.
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Did you read
that article in People
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about him getting a divorce?
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Shut your filthy mouth.
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You know, you were named
after Rusty, Malcolm.
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I was?Yes sirree, Bob.
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Took me two kids
to win that argument.
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[whoops][crowd cheering]
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Gentlemen, start
your excitement,
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because here they come!
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[whooping]
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He won!
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Rusty Malcolm won!
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Oh, no, sweetheart.
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That was just the pace lap.
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How many laps are there?
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Oh, hundreds.
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We've got four hours of this.
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Four hours?!
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Uh-huh.
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Do we at least get to see
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any flaming wrecks?
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Reese, it's
not about that.
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See, it's about strategy
and-and technique.
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It's-it's about the melding
of man and machine.
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The wrecks are
just sort of a bonus.
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Dewey?
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You can keep track
of the laps.
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♪
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[cars passing]
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Can we go get sodas?
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What? Already?
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Well, okay.
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Guess it can't be a special
day without sodas, huh?
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Here. Oh, hey, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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See if you can get
your dad a beer.
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Take my I.D.
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Come on, Rusty!
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[vacuum cleaner running]
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[sighs]
Firecrackers.
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Malcolm.
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[vacuum cleaner stops]
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[chuckles]
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I'm gonna say Reese.
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Dewey, stay with us.
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You're gonna get lost.
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No, I won't.
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Yes, you will.
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You always do.
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You know you could help.
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I'm watching him.
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He's right over...
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Man, how does he do that?
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Totally your fault!
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He was right in your eye line.
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You don't pay
attention to anything!
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I pay attention.
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Score!
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What are you doing?
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[muffled]:
Too slow.
267
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,681
[sighs]
Come on.
268
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,814
Let's just go find Dewey.
269
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,032
This place sucks.
270
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,121
It's hot, it stinks,
271
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,993
nobody's T-shirts
cover their stomachs,
272
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,908
and I'm bored out of my mind.
273
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,561
Hey.
274
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,128
Look at that.
275
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,608
Let's check it out.
276
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,827
I don't know.
277
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:21,784
It doesn't just say "keep out,"
278
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,568
it says "forbidden."
279
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,614
And they wouldn't bother
making it "forbidden"
280
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,269
if it wasn't something totally
bitching on the other side.
281
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,793
Wow. I can't find a flaw
in his logic.
282
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,970
Come on. What's the worst
that could happen?
283
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,365
We didn't do anything!
284
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,801
I'm a diabetic!
285
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:39,933
I need insulin!
286
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,761
Sit down!
287
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,720
You are such an idiot!
288
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,028
It actually was pretty bitching.
289
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:51,292
I'm totally getting
one of these for Christmas.
290
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,909
[doorbell rings]
291
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,868
What does the sign say?
292
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,826
WOMAN:
"No soliciting."
293
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,828
Yeah, that includes Jesus.
294
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,050
No, it's Carolyn Miller,
Malcolm's teacher.
295
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,530
I need to talk to you.
296
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,533
Yeah, come on in!
297
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,101
Oh, spring cleaning?
298
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,450
Oh, ho.
299
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,888
Yeah, I'm cleaning house,
all right.
300
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,977
I'm sorry to bother
you at home,
301
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,457
but when Malcolm didn't
show up for school today...
302
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,458
What?
303
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,938
Malcolm cut school today?
304
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,114
Yeah. Actually, not just today.
305
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,508
Now, I know your first
reaction is probably
306
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,902
gonna be one of
understandable...
Wait!
307
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,123
"Ditching."
308
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,560
We have a winner!
309
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,522
Anyway, this week we've been
310
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,003
doing a lot of work
on folk movement,
311
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,656
and I-I think that Malcolm
312
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,920
may be ditching because
he's afaid that...
313
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:57,140
well, that he may
not seem... graceful.
314
00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,013
[laughing]
315
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,104
Oh, you're serious.
316
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,322
Yes, I'm serious.
317
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,934
I think he may have body issues.
318
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,326
[chuckling]
319
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,154
Look, honey,
you're probably very bright,
320
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,591
but you got a lot
to learn about boys.
321
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,898
First off,
they're able to think maybe
322
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,945
three minutes into the future,
and it's our job
323
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,512
to make sure that future
comes crashing down on them
324
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,905
within the time limit.
325
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602
Otherwise,
they never learn anything.
326
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,865
Help lift.
327
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,523
What is that?
328
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,047
Don't be such a baby.
329
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,613
I'll get the tongs.
330
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,835
I'll be Kevin.
331
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,184
You be Clyde.
332
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,012
Think you can cry?
333
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884
No. I got to feel it.
334
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,278
Ooh, ooh, I got an idea.
335
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,758
No!
336
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,064
Just follow my lead.
337
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,979
No, Reese.
Whatever it is, no!
338
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,289
Well, I guess you boys
had some time
339
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,074
to think about what you've done.
340
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,292
Yes, sir.
341
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,294
Look, I, uh...
342
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,079
used to be your age.
343
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:06,993
And I understand how tempting
344
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,820
a place like that can be.
345
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,998
And I guess you kids
really didn't do any major harm,
346
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,130
so I've decided
to let you off...Hi-ya!
347
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,002
You idiot!
348
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,006
Open it!
It's locked!
349
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,572
[groaning]
350
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,011
Okay, I think
I can cry now.
351
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,849
[pneumatic drilling]
352
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,641
My pleasure, Rusty!
353
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,992
[voice echoing]
354
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,255
[crowd cheering]
355
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,475
Hey, how about that, boys?
356
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,259
[sighs]
357
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,349
Well, this just plain
hurts my feelings.
358
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,091
Oh, man.
359
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,006
Oh, ma... Stanley,
I'm sorry, I did...
360
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,139
Wait. I'm trying to see
if I'm inspired
361
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:09,055
by its symbolic bid
for freedom.
362
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,273
No. I'm just really pissed.
363
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,927
Okay, don't overreact.
364
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,189
It's just a snake, right?
365
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,104
So, it's got to be
around here somewhere.
366
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,236
No big deal.
367
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,019
[Patton barking]
368
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,412
[whimpering]
369
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,241
SPANGLER:
Oh, my God, Patton! No!
370
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,156
[two gunshots]
371
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,289
Hi, Mom. Uh, I was just thinking
about how much I missed you guys
372
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,856
and I love you, and...
I was thinking
373
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,858
I should come for a visit,
you know, like, today.
374
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,468
There's a flight leaving
in half an hour
375
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,079
and I already booked it,
376
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,081
so I just need
your credit card number to...
377
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,386
Well, honey, here's the thing.
378
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,040
Right now, you are
actually better off
379
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,303
being as far away from me
as possible.
380
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,088
But...Aw, you got to trust me
381
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,221
on this one, Francis--
or, uh, should I say...
382
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,268
"Olaf Mortenson"
of Wheatville, Montana?
383
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,880
[dial tone drones]
384
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,752
You know, I have learned more
in two hours with you
385
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,755
than I have
in six years of teaching.
386
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,844
[sighs]
So, did your life
387
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,108
turn out anything at all
like you planned?
388
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,631
Oh, God, no.
389
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,415
Oh, when I was a girl,
390
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,853
I had all these crazy,
romantic dreams.
391
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,681
I wanted to be
a blackjack dealer
392
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,683
in an Indian reservation.
393
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,642
Didn't work out.
394
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,078
Stubby thumbs.
395
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,124
Well, at least
you have your home
396
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,212
and your family.
397
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,473
All I come home to every night
398
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,954
are three howling cats
and... Bob.
399
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,304
Who's Bob?
400
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,305
My showerhead.
401
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,611
[both laugh]
402
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,358
Do you have anything stronger?
403
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,317
I'm way ahead of you.
404
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,362
ANNOUNCER: ...and it looks like
Rusty Malcolm
405
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,885
will win his final race!
406
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,757
Rusty!
407
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,064
I can't believe
they're missing this.
408
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,592
[tires screeching]
409
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,774
[crowd clamoring]What happened?
What happened?
410
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,125
Rusty do something?
411
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,605
Missed it!
412
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,607
What'd he do?
413
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,219
[metallic squeaking]
414
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:15,268
Men... a terrible tragedy
has befallen us.
415
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:19,185
At approximately 1700 hours,
416
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,753
our beloved Patton
417
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:26,322
was set upon by a serpent
and devoured.
418
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,324
I, myself, fired
a few rounds
419
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,978
as it slithered away,
420
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,720
but hampered by a lack
of depth perception,
421
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,852
my efforts were useless.
422
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,767
[sniffles]
423
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:40,728
Now... after an incident
such as this,
424
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,296
certain questions arise.
425
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,167
Leaving aside for the moment
426
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:49,650
why God feels the need to take
away everything that I love,
427
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,000
that leaves us
with the matter of
428
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:55,134
who is responsible.
429
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,269
Can you explain that,
Francis?
430
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,836
Yes, sir. I believe
you lost that finger
431
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,794
trying to restart
the school lawnmower, sir.
432
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,535
What is inthe hand?
433
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,537
They appear to be
Raisinettes, sir.
434
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:11,541
They are snake droppings,
found in your footlocker.
435
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,196
Now, what do you
have to say for yourself?
436
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,243
Sir, I'm obviously the victim
of an elaborate conspiracy
437
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,766
to frame me.
438
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,246
It's just too perfect, sir.
439
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,423
Two months!
440
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,425
No hot water, no television,
441
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,732
and an 8:00 p.m. curfew
for the entire academy.
442
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,346
Feel free to
thank the cadet
443
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,522
after I leave.
444
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,353
Could I ask one favor--
would you send a picture
445
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:43,356
to my mom with "I told you so"
written across it?
446
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,314
Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!
447
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,664
Way to go, man!
448
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,796
What?
449
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,493
We hated that
yappy, little rat.
450
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,147
Let's hear it for
Francis, you guys!
451
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,627
[all cheering]
452
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,369
[laughs]
453
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,635
This is an improvement, right?
454
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,638
Reese!
455
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,293
Malcolm!
456
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,816
[grunts]
457
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:09,817
Hi, Dad.
458
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,993
Hi. Where are your brothers?
459
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,477
Oh, geez.
460
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,392
Come on.
461
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,177
Uh... what-what seems to be
the trouble here,
462
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,483
Officer, uh... Karl?
463
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,399
These your boys?Uh, yes, sir, that they are.
464
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,965
Fine boys. Couldn't
be prouder of them.
465
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,489
For your information,
these are two of the worst kids
466
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,317
I have ever encountered
in my life.
467
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,319
And I work the state fair.
468
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,321
Really? See, that
must be fascinating.
469
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,931
Seeing people from all over,
470
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,324
the different cultures...Hey!
471
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,064
I don't want to be
a hard case here,
472
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,457
but these kids
physically attacked me.
473
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,503
Uh-huh, uh-huh.Plus, they completely destroyed
474
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,288
a $300 pneumatic drill, which
someone's going to pay for.
475
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,638
Well, this all sounds
pretty serious.
476
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,119
But don't you worry,
Officer Karl.
477
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,774
They are gonna hear all about
when I get them home. You see,
478
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,906
I'm just sorry that they had
to put you through all of this.
479
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,343
That's not fair.
480
00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:00,171
And I, uh, see, I fully
intend to pay for... Aah!
481
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:01,564
[groans]
482
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,001
Clyde, Kevin! Get to the car!
483
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,220
[groaning]
484
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,352
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
485
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,006
Ooh!
486
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,182
[chuckling]
487
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,314
Okay.
488
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,751
All right, men.
489
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:18,668
Well, I hope you've all
learned something today, huh?
490
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,583
I learned my dad
is actually capable
491
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,150
of doing something cool.
492
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,370
I'm not saying violence is cool,
but thatwas cool.
493
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,111
I always wondered
where we got it from.
494
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:30,419
Program... tickets...
495
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,030
Huh.
496
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,510
Your mother's paycheck.
497
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:38,384
Now, boys, remember,
as far as your mom knows...
498
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:42,170
I have been at work all day.
499
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,127
[laughing]
500
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,433
Okay, go on.
501
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,435
All right.
502
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,405
Well, at least she doesn't know
I skipped school all week.
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