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LOIS:
Everybody up!
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[screaming]
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Let's go! Let's go!
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I got to do laundry before work!
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I am taking breakfast
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off the table
in five minutes!
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[door opens, closes]
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I know this kid...
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hismom wakes him up
with a kiss on the forehead.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Okay, I've been up
for half an hour.
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I've had my cereal.
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It's time for Mom to ask
the same annoying question
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she asks me every morning.
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So, Malcolm,
what are you doing
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in your genius
class today?
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Nothing. It's just
as dumb and boring
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as being in regular class,
except now I get ostracized.
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Ostracized? Oh, you're
learning such big words.
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HAL:
Hey.
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They want to know what I think
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about caller I.D. blocking.
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Do I think about that?
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Oh!
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What?
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Nothing. Just a sharp Cheerio.
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Oh!
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Ha! $210!
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Look at all the calls
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that Francis is charging to us.
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60 minutes. Oh!
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Oh, 80 minutes--
and every one
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of these calls is to Beebee.
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$210 on Beebee!
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I know. Now, honey,
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just try to understand,
all right?
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He's-he's off in Alabama.
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He's all by himself
at military school.
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He's lonely, so... so he calls
his little girlfriend.
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She's a tramp.No one's saying
she's not a tramp.
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I thought you changed
our code number.
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I have, three times.
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I-I don't know
how he's getting it.
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65519.
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That'll be good till
the bill comes on the 15th.
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Thanks, man.
You are a good brother.
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I was taking money
out of her wallet anyway.
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LOIS:
He is doing this
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just to upset me.
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Oh, come on, Lois.
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He's 16
and thinks he's in love.
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What are you going to do?
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Oh, man, never ask her that.
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Beebee, you can't imagine
how much I miss you.
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It is like a white-hot fire
burning in my chest.
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The only thing
that keeps me going
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is just the thought
of holding you
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and stroking your hair
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and being with you
in a perfect, golden moment.
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[TV playing]Oh, yeah.
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I'm totally the same way.
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Oh, I'm just so...
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Are you watching Buffy?
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I can do both.
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You know, I think of things,
too, like...
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no, it's too embarrassing.
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Tell me.
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It's not the kind of thing
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you can say over the phone.
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It's something
I'd have to show you.
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Beebee, I think
it would be better
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if you told me
and then you showed me.
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Stanley, what are you doing?!
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That was Beebee!
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Sorry, man.
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Commandant says
your phone privileges
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have been revoked
for a month.
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Your mom complained
about the bills.
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Okay, let me just tell her...
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Francis, do you remember
the thumb thing?
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The one you did to my thumb
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or the one you did
with your thumb?
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[phone rings]
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Hello.Malcolm! Thank God.
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Look, I don't have any more
quarters, so just listen.
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I need you
to swipe Mom's credit card
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and I need you
to buy me a cell phone.
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Now, what you want to get is
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the unlimited off-peak plan,
and then FedEx it to me.
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Francis, no. I can't do that.
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What?
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Dude, don't bail on me.
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I'm sorry, but Mom
is totally on the warpath
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about the phone calls.
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Her radar is up. I can't do
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anything.
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Seriously, you just got
to find a way to live
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without calling Beebee
all the time.
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Hello?
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[Francis screams]
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Hello?
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[dial tone humming]
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He understands, right?
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FRANCIS:
Dearest Beebee, something
wonderful has happened.
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The pain and confusion
of the last few months
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has disappeared,
replaced by a single
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glorious purpose.
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[screams]
[laughs, whoops]
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From the ashes of the old
Francis rises a new man,
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filled with boldness
and determination.
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I fly to you on angel's wings,
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knowing I follow
the mandate of my heart.
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[shrill screaming]
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[groans]
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Every night
for the past two weeks,
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he thinks there's a monster
under the bed.
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It seemed so funny
when we thought of it.
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Oh, sweetie, not again.
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The monster!
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It tried to suck
my brain out!
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All right, I have had it.
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You two are banned
from Nintendo.
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Okay.
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We're already banned
from Nintendo.
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The sad thing is he thinks
he just outsmarted her.
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All right, fine.
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Pillows.
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What?
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That's right.
I'm taking your pillows.
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Come on, come on, hand 'em over.
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And I'm not getting up again.
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If that monster wants
to suck out your brain,
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you just let him take it
and you go back to sleep.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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[distorted]:
I love you.
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[toy's voice fading]
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Hello?
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Don't scream.
It's me.
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[grunts]
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Francis!
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Way to go, dipwad.
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You got me in the nards.
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Francis, what are you
doing here?
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I'm taking control
of my own destiny.
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I'm just here to pick up
Beebee, and then we're
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going to head off for Canada.
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You're going to visit Grandma?
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No, a different part of Canada.
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Someplace wild where people
don't have to destroy love
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just 'cause they don't
understand it.
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You just ran away from school?
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Mom's really going
to kill you now.
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No, she won't,
because she won't know.
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Malcolm, you can't
tell anybody.
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I'm placing my life
in your hands here.
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Did you roll around
in something?
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You'll get used to it.
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Look, I need you
to get Beebee
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to come see me
tonight, okay?
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Give her this.
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Let it air out
for a while first.
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Try to get me some food,
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'cause I haven't eaten
in, like, 36 hours.
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Francis, this sounds kind
of drastic, even for you.
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Malcolm, I do not have
time for doubt!
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The die has been cast,
my future is set.
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Now, there's one
question in my mind:
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can I trust you?
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But...
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Can I trust you?
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Yes.
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Yeah, definitely.
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I'll toss my lunch bag
over the fence before school.
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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Mmm!
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Can I have some?
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Can't.
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It's a...
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prescription... sandwich.
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"Prescription sandwich"?
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Stevie, that's not
even a good lie.
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If you don't want to
share, just say so.
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Don't want...
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to share.
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Let's play
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Ironside.
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I'll be... Ironside.
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I don't want to play
stupid Ironside.
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What's your... problem?
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It's my brother Francis.
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He escaped from
military school
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and hitchhiked
all the way here.
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And he's all scraped up and
smelly and hungry and dirty,
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and now he's hiding
out at the creek.
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If my parents catch
him, he's dead.
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He's talking like
he's crazy.
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I don't know what to do.
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Squeal.
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What?
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Squeal.
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Rat him out.
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I can't do that.
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He's my brother.
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I promised him.
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I can't tell anybody.
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You told... me.
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Yeah, but by the time
you tell anyone,
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he'll be a thousand
miles from here.
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Tou... ché.
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Beebee?
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What?
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Oh, you're, uh, that kid.
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My name's Malcolm.
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I'm Francis's brother.
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You met me, like,
ten times.
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Yeah, you're the freaky
little brain, right?
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Just be cool.
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What do you want?
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Here.
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Francis is back home.
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Well, he's not home.
He's hiding.
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Huh. Three pages?
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Both sides.
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He loves to make me read.
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What's that word?
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"Consummate."
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It means he likes you.
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Oh.
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"Assignation,
rendezvous, tryst"?
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How the hell is anyone supposed
to know what he's talking about?
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Beebee, just meet him at
the creek at 7:30, okay?
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See? You can say it in English,
and you're, like, ten.
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What are you doing?!
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I'm wearing a tank top.
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Beebee, I don't...
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Don't think.
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Just walk. Go.
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The worst part is, I think
I'm stealing panty liners.
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Gosh, I had such
a good day at work today.
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I got to work
the cash-only line
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for the first time
in a month,
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and my register
came out to the penny.
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Plus, that creepy new
assistant manager
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sliced his hand open
with a box cutter.
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Spent the whole afternoon
in the emergency room.
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Here's to him.
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Honey, this chicken
is absolutely delicious.
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00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,104
Oh, well, it's a little recipe
I came up with.
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It's Shake n' Bake--
but for pork.
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How about that?
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That's one for the recipe box.
266
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,895
Let's call it, uh, "chork."
267
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,897
All in favor?
268
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,378
No one for "picken"?
269
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,509
Chork it is.
270
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,728
Brava.
271
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,512
Oh, cut it out.
272
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,558
You big talker.
273
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,870
DEWEY:
Will this make me
274
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,654
taste better to the monsters?
275
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,656
Sure it will, son.
276
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,660
Get out of here!You're not eating it.
277
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,749
You haven't had a bite in
two minutes, I counted.
278
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,968
I'm saving it.
279
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,665
There is no saving.
280
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,797
Malcolm, he's right.
281
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,712
The rule is: no saving.
282
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,237
Oh, yeah, I care.
Cut it out!
283
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,891
[phone ringing]Come on, it's mine.
284
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:58,979
Get out of here!No!
285
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,589
Give it back!Boys, boys, stop it.
286
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,764
You're going get
your mother out of...
287
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,158
uh, you're going to ruin
her nice day.
288
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,725
Francis did what?!
289
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,035
Another night in the chat room.
290
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,563
That kid! That kid!
291
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,130
He thinks he can just
run away from school
292
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,566
like some-some kind
of escaped convict?
293
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,133
Well, if he thinks
he can just vanish
294
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,048
in the night
and I won't find him,
295
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,789
well, he is sadly mistaken.
296
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,834
Lois, you just calm down.
297
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,923
There's nothing
we can do right now.
298
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,925
Yes, there is.
I can call the police.
299
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,840
No, they're not going
to look for anybody
300
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,798
unless they've been missing
for 48 hours.
301
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,800
Not if I say he has
drugs on him.
302
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,280
Lois, stop it.
303
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,195
Now, you're just going
to have to accept the fact
304
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,197
that for now, this is
beyond your control.
305
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,460
Francis is going to have
to sink or swim on his own,
306
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,463
and frankly, I don't think
that's such a bad thing.
307
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,292
And in the meantime, we just
have to leave it up to fate.
308
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,207
Oh. "Fate."
309
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,992
"Fate" is just what you call it
when you don't know the name
310
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,299
of the person
screwing you over!
311
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,697
Mom, I'm sure he's okay.
312
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,658
Uh-oh, tactical error.
313
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,747
Why do you think he's okay, son?
314
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,837
Because...
he's always okay.
315
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,101
Malcolm,
316
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,973
this is a very serious
situation here,
317
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,714
and, well, I know you love
Francis as much as we do,
318
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,107
so if you have
319
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,282
any idea...
320
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,894
Oh, for God's sake!
Where is he?!
321
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,504
He came here to see Beebee!
He's meeting her tonight!
322
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,288
Oh, my God,
how'd she do that?
323
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,333
I knew it.
324
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,074
When did you talk to him?
325
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,118
Don't look at her eyes,
don't look at her...
326
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,467
This morning!
327
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,731
And Dewey shoved a
sandwich in the VCR!
328
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,994
Malcolm, where is he?
329
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,125
[quietly]:
Got to think.
330
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,083
Diversion. Delancey.
331
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,432
Delancey Park!
332
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,781
He's meeting her
at Delancey Park
333
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,914
by the soccer field.
334
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,743
Well...
335
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:56,009
we'll just see what fate
has in store for Francis.
336
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,717
Francis, I have
to tell you...
337
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,111
Is Beebee coming?
Yeah.
338
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,156
But I have to tell you
something first.
339
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,942
I ratted you out to Mom.What?!
340
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,117
I didn't mean to.
341
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,162
Mom did... her eyes.
342
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,076
And her voice, it was...
343
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,599
I didn't mean to!
344
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,037
Malcolm, how could you do that?
I trusted you.
345
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,690
I know.
346
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,388
I'm sorry.
347
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,129
Look, I sent her to the park.
348
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,913
You've got an hour
to get out of here
349
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:31,914
and have a head start
before she...
350
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,960
Are you crazy?
I can't go anywhere.
351
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,918
Beebee's coming. Beebee.
352
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,703
Francis, what's wrong with you?
353
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,792
Why are you getting
in so much trouble for her?
354
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,750
You don't understand.
355
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,970
Duh! No one understands.
356
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,059
She's not nice,
she's not smart,
357
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,409
she's a thief, she's not even
that good-looking.
358
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,932
And, oh, guess what else.
359
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,368
She treats you like crap!
360
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,500
I know.
361
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,284
You do?
362
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,026
Of course I do.
363
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,941
There's something
you don't know about Beebee.
364
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,030
What?
365
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,773
That no one in her whole life
366
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,080
has ever loved her
the way that I do.
367
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,778
All she has to do is see that
and everything will change.
368
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,303
I really thought he had
something better.
369
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,131
Look, Malcolm, you'll
understand when you're older.
370
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,394
Now, just go.
371
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,226
What were you doing?
372
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,228
Nothing.
Mind your own business.
373
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,970
Who were you talking to?
374
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,668
I wasn't talking to anybody.
You're imagining it.
375
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,279
I heard you talking.
376
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,370
Okay, I'll tell you.
377
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,459
But you have to
keep it a secret.
378
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,417
You know the monster
under your bed?
379
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,116
It's called a Sasquatch.
380
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,595
He hunts back there
during the day.
381
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,206
I was throwing him
some raw meat
382
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,685
so he wouldn't
come get us tonight.
383
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,253
I don't think
I gave him enough.
384
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,821
So, if I were you,
I'd keep very quiet
385
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,779
and stay the hell out of there.
386
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,217
Get it?
387
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,146
Move!
388
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,719
BEEBEE:
Francis?
389
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,029
Beebee?
390
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,291
Francis?
391
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,292
Oh. Don't move.
392
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,381
I want to remember this forever.
393
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,687
Where are you?
394
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,168
No! Don't look at me!
395
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257
I wanted so much
to be perfect for you,
396
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,389
but I couldn't find any soap.
397
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,825
I'm hideous.
398
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,610
Really?
Yes.
399
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,481
But it's okay.
400
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,093
Everything is okay
now that we're together.
401
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,226
I can't tell you how beautiful
you look at this moment.
402
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,621
You look like an angel
or a perfect dawn
403
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,275
or a galaxy of stars.
404
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,755
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
405
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,065
And... my heart soars
when I think of...
406
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,545
Did you hear what I said?
407
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,417
I... um...
408
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,897
What?
409
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,942
Look...
410
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,683
you're a nice guy,
411
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,469
and all those letters you sent--
the stuff I understood, anyway--
412
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,732
was sweet, but I don't know.
413
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,082
Feels different now.
414
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,997
It's hard to explain.
415
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,347
Would you try?
416
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,741
Well, maybe I just like
the long-distance thing
417
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,526
'cause, you know,
you'd call and you'd talk
418
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,920
and you'd make me feel
so good about myself
419
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,488
and I didn't have
to do anything.
420
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,098
Yeah, that's it.
421
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,318
Beebee, please.
422
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,971
I just think it's better
we end it now
423
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,277
before anybody gets hurt.
424
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,500
I'm sorry, Francis.
425
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,201
Ow.
426
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,204
Ow!
427
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,294
Ow!
428
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,297
Ow!
429
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,299
[yelling]
430
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,086
[yelling continues]
431
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,914
Get out of here!
432
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,700
You stupid, dumb monster!
433
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,354
[sobbing]This is my house!
434
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,617
Ow.
Go away!
435
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,705
Ow!
436
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,836
You leave me alone!
437
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,534
Ow! Ow!
438
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,372
You! You, there!
439
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,286
What do you think
you're doing?
440
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,939
Excuse me?
441
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,289
Do you know how dumb
and careless you're being?
442
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,247
Well, I brought...
443
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,988
Oh, for God's sake,
I'm not talking about that.
444
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,337
But shame on you.
445
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,165
Don't you know
how this is all going to end?
446
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,080
Do we know you?
447
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,821
No, but I know you.
448
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,388
You're young and pretty
449
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,085
and you love to get
16-year-old boys so twisted up
450
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,869
they don't know
what they're doing.
451
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,306
And you think it's all in fun.
You'll move on.
452
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829
You don't care
how bad you hurt him.
453
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,526
Let me tell you something,
young lady.
454
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,267
Hearts are precious things.
455
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,226
You should be careful with them.
456
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,621
You!
457
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,970
You there!
458
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,755
What do you think
you're doing?!
459
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,670
And then the monster
started growling at me,
460
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,237
so I threw rocks at him
and I killed him.
461
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,629
And then he started flying
around on rocket boots,
462
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,457
and I got to ride
inside his head,
463
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,546
and now the monster's my friend,
and we went...
464
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
and we went to get Slurpees.
465
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,463
You did not!
You're just lying!
466
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,682
Reese, if that's what
Dewey says happened,
467
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,684
there's no reason
to argue about it.
468
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,252
No one believes I beat the
last level of Mortal Kombat.
469
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,905
Because that's just ridiculous.
470
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,385
No one beats Sub-Zero.
471
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,262
Leave it off.
472
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,311
So, Beebee broke up with me.
473
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,487
Oh.
474
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,488
You okay?
475
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,447
I think I'm fine.
476
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,363
There's a strange sense
of peace that comes over you
477
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,496
when you give up
that last shred of dignity.
478
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,324
It's nice.
479
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,065
I'm really sorry.
480
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,242
Well, if you're going
to love women,
481
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,853
you have to expect
the occasional flaming wipeout.
482
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,464
It's in the fine print,
483
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,683
but you agree to it
when you sign up.
484
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,164
So what are you
going to do?
485
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,818
I'm going to go
back to school.
486
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,516
I only missed a day,
so it shouldn't be too bad.
487
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,691
There's a pack of farm girls
488
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,128
that hang around
outside the fence.
489
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,522
Probably check that out.
490
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,828
Later days.
491
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,264
Wait.
492
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,918
I'm sorry I ratted you out.
493
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,049
I just got scared.
494
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,050
Dude, it's ancient history.
495
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,530
Don't worry about it.
496
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,924
Well, can't you at least
hit me or something,
497
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,621
just so I feel like we're even?
498
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,319
You want me to hit you?
499
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,669
I don't know. Yeah.
500
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,540
Okay.
501
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,936
Thanks.
502
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:42,980
Psych.
503
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,068
Ow!
504
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,809
Now we're even.
505
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,555
Ow!
506
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,343
♪ Don't cry
507
00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:02,913
♪ Dry those tears falling
out of your eyes ♪
508
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,699
♪ Don't cry...
509
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:10,704
How'd you find me?
510
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,793
Malcolm told me.
511
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,577
You know, you should
probably rethink the whole
512
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,188
"trusting him with
secrets" thing.
513
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,409
How mad is Mom?
514
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:24,326
Well, let's just try to get
a couple states behind us
515
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,849
before we ask her.
516
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,245
So, how'd it go
with Beebee?
517
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,421
We broke up.
518
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,381
Does it hurt?
519
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,471
Oh, yeah.
520
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,038
Well, son...
521
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:44,041
you know, I wish I could
say it gets easier,
522
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393
but... I honestly
don't know.
523
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,569
I've never been dumped.
524
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,832
Hmm.
525
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,748
♪ Don't cry.
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