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Look, here's my plan.
I make a video of my proposal,
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and I get the airline
to play it on the flight
back from your wedding.
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How can you leave Saturday?
The wedding is Saturday.
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- I know, but--
- This is a bad plan.
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I'm trying to propose
to my ex-wife, and the proposal
is on this video.
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Jude, if you love, please,
please look at the video screen.
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So, will you marry me,
or should I just let myself out
the nearest exit?
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Yes.
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- Yes, I should jump, or--
- Yes, I'll marry you.
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Hallelujah.
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Toby, you look beautiful.
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Look at you.
You're literally glowing.
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- Do you enjoy torturing me?
- Excuse me?
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First you hum that stinkin' song
as if to say, "I'm getting
married and you're not."
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Then you tell me I'm glowing,
as if to say
"you're pregnant and I'm not."
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Then you send me
this wedding invitation
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as if to say,
"I'm sending you a wedding
invitation and you're not."
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You may be reading
into things just a...
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And look how it's addressed.
Ms. Toby Pedalbee
and Mr. Irwin Bader.
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How could you write that?
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Because that's your name?
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Maybe if you would have
addressed it to
Mr. And Mrs. Irwin Bader,
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he might have got the hint
and coughed up a ring.
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Instead, he coughed up this.
Read it.
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Home,
home on the missile range.
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Minuteman Estates
at White Sands, New Mexico.
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His company wants him
to move there and manage it.
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You know what, Toby,
why don't you...
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Try to be friendly.
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...take the day off?
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In fact,
take the rest of the week off.
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I want you to be every bit
as happy as I am.
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Marty.
Funny I should find you here.
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As opposed to in my desk drawers
where you're looking.
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You're awfully
chipper this morning.
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I'll guess you haven't seen
this morning's paper.
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I didn't have time
to pick one up.
Judith and I were...
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- ...waiting for the cable guy.
- Ah. You can take my copy.
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I've already
had my morning giggle.
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Oh! That's very sweet of you.
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This is a joke, right?
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Amusing, yes.
A joke, I'm afraid not.
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Too bad too. I was looking
forward to your wedding.
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Isn't often
that your most loyal man servant
joins in holy matrimony.
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Of course,
it's not all bad news.
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At least now
I won't have to buy you a gift.
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- How can this be?
- Last week,
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when I was changing
the contact paper
on Dr. Stone's filing cabinets,
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I came across some lab notes
from some cryogenic experiments
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that Dr. Stone must have
secretly been conducting.
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You do know
what cryogenics is, don't you?
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Little tiny turkeys
in straw hats?
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Please.
I'm not stupid.
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Mm hmm.
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Well, anyway,
your husband was able to freeze
and revive
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a syphilitic rhesus monkey.
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Using his notes,
there's a chance we could thaw
your husband,
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replace his faulty kidney
and restore him
to his previous greatness.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just happy.
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I haven't been this happy
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since Dr. Stone called me
by my first name
at my mother's funeral.
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Now, if you'll just sign
this consent form, we can
proceed with the procedure.
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- Ah.
- Jude, maybe we should...
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...discuss this first.
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- Are you gonna?
- I don't know. Maybe.
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Uh. Or maybe not.
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Well, it's not up to me.
But I really think you should...
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...Not get your hopes up
because there's a chance
this might not work.
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I can't bear
to see you go through that.
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Well, you know I can't
just think about me.
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Think about what Richard
could do for the world.
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End hunger,
find a cure for AIDS.
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Perfect
that car that he developed
that runs on coffee grounds.
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That may be, but isn't it time
the world
stopped relying on Richard
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and learned
to solve its own problems?
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How else will it grow?
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God, I just wish he were here
so I could ask him what to do.
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I hate him.
I hate him.
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Jude, if I were frozen,
I'd want to rest
in peace
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and let you get on
with your life.
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Yeah, I need to think
about this for a while.
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Of course.
Of course. Take your time.
Maybe wait until...
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A million years.
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...they try it out
on some more monkeys first.
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I was this close to being happy.
This close.
I hate technology.
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No good ever comes of it.
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Well, everything happens
for a reason.
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Maybe this is your punishment
for missing my wedding.
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Would you let that go already?
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Or maybe it's just a sign
that you shouldn't get
married at all.
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I mean, think about it.
The same woman every day
for the rest of your life?
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That could be pretty monotonous.
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Then why'd you get married?
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Oh!
I-- I'm very happy.
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It's just not for some guys.
How old do you think she is?
I'm thinking 22
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because she still has that
distinct interface between
buttocks and hamstrings. Mm!
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Are you even listening to me?
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Do you understand
the scope of this problem?
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Okay, okay, fine.
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In my opinion,
there's only one way
to handle this situation.
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- And that is?
- Well, you just gotta
march yourself in there
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and tell Judith that she made
a binding promise to you.
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And that if she breaches it,
that you're going to
sue her butt.
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I have to take control
of the situation
and not let it control me.
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Exactly. Good for you.
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Hey, listen, if Richard
does come back,
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do you think you could
get him to come on my show?
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That'll be all, Eddie.
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Judith? W--
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Wait, wait, wait.
No. We have to talk.
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What's going on?
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The lab notes I found
are all forgeries.
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This whole thing's been
nothing but just a cruel hoax.
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Oh, my God.
That's terrible.
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Would you like
another glass of Ovaltine?
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No. I just want to die.
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I can arrange it.
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I feel your pain.
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Yes, I know.
It's been a very,
very difficult week.
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Anyway, bye-bye now.
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Good riddance.
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Judith.
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Jude.
Are you okay?
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Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
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I had a feeling
this might happen.
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Let's just put all
this ugliness behind us
and-- and try to...
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try move forward.
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Yeah.
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We've nothing more to fear
from the invisible man.
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♪ We're gonna have a wedding,
wedding, wedding ♪
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♪ We're gonna have a wedding
today ♪
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♪ Gonna be a wedding, wedding ♪
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Well, well, well.
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Look what I found in the sink.
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You know,
if you really wanted a divorce,
all you had to do was ask.
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A divorce?
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Why would I want a divorce?
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Eddie, honey, relax.
I was just joking.
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Right.
So was I.
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Then what do you think?
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Top on like this?
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Or... top off?
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- Huh?
- Top on?
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Or top off?
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Top on. Uh... We wouldn't want
everyone to look at you instead
of Judith, would we?
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So sweet.
Then would you zip me up?
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There you go.
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Locks out air,
locks in freshness.
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Something wrong, Toblerone?
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I know you're taking
the Minuteman Estates job.
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I heard you say so
while I happened to be
listening in on the other phone.
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So, when were you going
to tell me?
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I wanted to surprise you?
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How? By sneaking out
in the middle of the night
like the Baltimore Colts?
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Come with me, To-Boat.
I've got our house
all picked out.
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It's number twelve,
Defcon one terrace.
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And once we're settled,
we can talk about m-- m...
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- Taking the next step.
- No way.
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It's bad enough
you want the milk for free.
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Now you want to move
the entire dairy?
I got news for you.
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I'm not going anywhere
without a ring on my finger.
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An engagement ring.
Catch my drift?
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In large part.
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Martin, we already missed
Eddie's wedding.
Let's not miss ours.
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I'm almost ready.
I'm looking
for my lucky wedding socks.
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Let's not bring that up again.
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Dream On
will be right back.
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Oh, mom, it looks beautiful.
Doesn't it, Martin--
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Martin?
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Well, we're going to have
the photographs over there.
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Ceremony will be here.
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We have a bar here,
a bar there, a bar there,
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a bar there
and there and there.
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And waiters will be
circulating with cocktails.
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Well, Di,
you've always known how to...
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Drink it down!
Drink it down. Drink it down!
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...entertain.
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What are you doing here?
The wedding
doesn't start for 2 hours.
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We want to make sure
we got a good parking space.
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We have valet parking.
It's right on the invitation.
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Just what I need.
Some snot nose kid
in my car
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rearranging my mirror
and stealing change
from the ashtray.
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So today is the big day.
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For a while
we thought it wouldn't happen,
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what with the news about
defrosting the other husband.
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Well, that's all behind us now.
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Oh, lucky for you,
you dodged a bullet.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Just in case
you're too busy to find
any time for us later,
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this is from Uncle Manny
and me.
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And Aunt Sadie.
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Aw...
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We had to give him
a cheque, huh?
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You couldn't give him
something personal
like an electric carving knife?
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He could buy
a carving knife with that.
Almost.
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Uh... Thank you.
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Can I get you anything?
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Me?
No, I'm fine.
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There you are.
I've been looking
all over for you.
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I was just getting
ready for the pictures.
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You know, Judith
didn't tell me
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that Senator Harrison
was performing the wedding.
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Kind of ironic, actually,
since he just left his wife
for a 19 year old waitress.
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Whoo!
What a pig. Some people.
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Judith, darling,
you remember Senator Harrison.
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Of course. We met
when Richard won the
congressional medal of Honor.
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And this, of course, is, uh...
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This is Martin Tupper.
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A pleasure.
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You are a very,
very lucky man to be here today.
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Really? Really. How's that?
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Just because you've landed
such a wonderful woman,
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The state requires that you both
sign this marriage license
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in the presence
of a wedding official.
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In this case, me.
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Thank you.
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So if you'll just sign
this consent form, we can
proceed with the procedure.
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No, not that again!
I can't take it.
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Martin?
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Huh?
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Uh... Oh, right!
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Right, right.
I was just...
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- Seeing things.
- ...admiring your pen.
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It's perfect
for drafting legislation.
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Anyone can build a pool.
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00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:15,822
But at white sand,
each house will have its own
missile crater
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that's been turned
into a freshwater pond
suitable for swimming,
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boating,
whatnot and so forth.
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How could
you not want to marry me?
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It's not because I'm carrying
another man's child, is it?
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No. No. And no.
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You fully disclosed that
to me when we entered
into our arrangement.
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I just need
a little more time.
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More time?
I got news for you, pal.
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I can give you a lot of things.
Love, sex, the best
chocolate pudding you ever had.
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00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,382
But I'm a little short on time,
236
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,818
because I am three weeks
away from turning 41,
237
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,953
two weeks away
from becoming a single mother
238
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,621
and one second from screaming.
239
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,158
If you or anyone ask me
for more time again...
240
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,494
Excuse me. Do you have the time?
241
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,230
That's it.
We're finished.
242
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,466
Move to New Mexico.
I'm moving out.
243
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,070
Judith, darling,
somehow you look younger
than at your first wedding.
244
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,106
Thank you, Ernie. So do you.
245
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,174
New rug.
Don't tell.
246
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,043
You know, I almost scheduled
another job for today
247
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,012
when I read
about that Richard Stone thing.
248
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,613
My deepest sympathies,
by the way.
249
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,916
But at least there was a happy
ending for Martin, anyway.
250
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,518
Could we start, please?
251
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,188
Wait. Let's do boy,
girl, boy girl.
252
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,257
Mommy, go over
and stand next to Richard.
253
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,627
What did you say?
254
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,996
I asked my
mother to stand next to you.
255
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,132
No, no. You asked
her to stand next to Richard.
256
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,067
Well,
no, you must have misheard me.
257
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,736
Don't tell me
what I heard or didn't hear.
258
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,204
Jeremy. What did
your mother say?
259
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,839
I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening, Richard.
260
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,509
Richard, could you turn
your head a little to the right?
261
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,744
Perfect, Richard.
262
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,280
Richard, are you okay,
you look a little flushed.
263
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,716
Okay, everybody happy thoughts.
264
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,018
Smile and say, Richard!
265
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,823
I have a nasty temper,
though I keep it in control.
266
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,358
Shut up!
267
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,127
Shut up. Shut up.
All of you, just shut up.
268
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,096
Mind your tongue, Dick.
269
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,402
Could I talk to you, please?
270
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,108
Martin, what is wrong with you?
Are you drunk or just insane?
271
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,044
Why did you
save the consent form?
272
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,879
- What?
- The consent form.
273
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,414
I found it right
in your underwear drawer.
274
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,650
Right there next to your...
your underwear.
275
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,186
I must have put it there
and then forgotten about it.
276
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,321
What's the difference?
It's totally moot.
277
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,290
It's only moot
because it's not an issue
anymore.
278
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,960
But what if it weren't moot?
I mean,
What would you have done?
279
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:38,231
I don't know.
I suppose it would have depended
on the odds of success, okay?
280
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,900
No. Assume that signing would
have guaranteed
to bring Richard back.
281
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,770
I mean,
Would you have signed?
282
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,974
Well, if I definitely
could have brought him back,
but didn't...
283
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,876
Well, that would
have been like killing him.
284
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,346
So, um, if you're asking me
if I would have
killed him, the answer is no.
285
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,482
Why not? I'd kill
someone if you asked me to.
286
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,084
- What?
- Just kill him like that?
287
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,488
Well, I am as flattered
as I am troubled by that.
288
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,557
Now, let's go,
because people are waiting.
289
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,161
- Your wish is my command.
- I'm not finished.
290
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,330
Let's just say
that they brought Richard back.
291
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,199
I mean,
would you still be marrying me?
292
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,768
I'm going to get you a valium.
Okay?
293
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,971
I need to know, Jude,
I cannot marry you until I know.
294
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,808
Would you have picked Richard
or me?
295
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,877
Just, please, the truth.
296
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,578
Okay.
297
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,748
If Richard were still alive,
then he and I would still
be married.
298
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:33,253
And since kidney failure
isn't grounds for divorce,
and bigamy isn't legal,
299
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,423
then I guess you and I
wouldn't be getting married.
300
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,095
- I see.
- But Richard isn't alive.
301
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,030
And I am marrying you.
302
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,232
And, Martin, I love you.
303
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,104
You've said enough.
I have my answer.
304
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,106
And?
305
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,308
And...
306
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,012
This be forever, baby.
307
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,381
And forever fare thee well.
308
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,018
I can live with that.
309
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,911
Who gives this woman
in lawful matrimony.
310
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,316
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
My water. It's broken.
311
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,251
All over my good shoes.
312
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:47,627
Gonna burst right out of me.
Like the alien in that movie.
Alien.
313
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,196
Toby, try to keep it in.
The paramedics are on their way.
314
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,232
Quick, quick.
Let's take her
to the front of the house.
315
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,500
- That way she'll be...
- Out of here.
316
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,268
- ...Closer to the ambulance.
- Good idea.
317
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,937
- Don't touch me.
- Bader, do something, will you?
318
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,175
Toby,
I want to marry you right now.
319
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:06,046
What? No Topo Gigio
of mine will bear a love child.
320
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:08,481
It's better
your baby be born a Bader.
321
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,117
Well, you better hurry up.
I think that's his head.
322
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,922
- Mm.
- Whoo!
323
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,457
That's got to hurt.
324
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,494
I'll let you know in about
seven and a half months.
325
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,565
I just found out yesterday.
326
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,370
You're pregnant.
With my child?
327
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,173
Well, you're the only one
I've had sex
within the past year,
328
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,642
so, yeah, I'd say so.
329
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,152
Is either of you a priest?
330
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,689
Well, get me one, pronto!
331
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,692
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
332
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,963
Now you charming
and patient people,
333
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,332
who do you guess is gonna
come out and try it again?
334
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,335
Marriage is a state not
to be entered into lightly.
335
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,970
Or in haste.
336
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,773
For heaven's sake,
I'm in the middle
of a confession!
337
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,045
Do you, Martin Tupper,
promise to take this woman
338
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,514
- as your lawfully wedded-
- I do.
339
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,017
Um, I think there's more.
340
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,284
All right.
341
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,253
Sorry.
342
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,088
...Wife.
343
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,257
To love, honor,
and respect him,
344
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,561
for richer or for poorer,
in sickness and health
'til death do you part?
345
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,729
I do.
346
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,766
If any person knows
of any reason
347
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:37,237
why this couple
should not be joined together
in lawful matrimony,
348
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,974
speak now
or forever hold your peace.
349
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,619
No one objects,
so let's move it along.
350
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,557
By the power vested
in me by the Congress
of the United States
351
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,093
and this fine state
of Connecticut,
352
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,730
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
353
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,267
I now pronounce you
husband and wife!
354
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,404
We can kiss some other time.
355
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:15,275
It's a girl.
356
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,277
Really?
357
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,246
My mother owes me 50 bucks.
358
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,553
Once upon a time there was
a Princess
and a prince charming.
359
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,255
- Who was not a prince.
- But who was charming.
360
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,691
And they lived
happily ever after.
361
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,344
It's alive! It's alive!
It's alive!
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