All language subtitles for Dream On (1990) S06E26.en

Thank you both very much,
and congratulations.

I know you two
will be very happy together.

Looking for anything
in particular?

No, actually, I'm looking
for a black guy, about 6'1".

For that, I suggest
you try 125th street.

Wise guy, huh?

But if you want
to buy a wedding ring,

you've come to the right place.

We'll give you the ring
if you give us the finger.

Thanks, but I'm not
looking for a wedding ring.

Are you sure?

Because I see you're
not wearing one.

Well, that's because
I'm not married.

Then let me show
you some engagement rings.

Hey, bud.
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop by Bloomingdale's.

Rema and I forgot to
register for a candle snuffer.

No home is complete
without one.

Can we go to a different store?

Why? Larry King said
it was the best place in town.

He buys all
his wedding rings here.

Show me the most expensive
wedding bands you have.

My honey deserves the best.

You can never
spend too much on a ring,

especially since I work
on commission.

Oh, you're a riot.

So, Bud, when are
you going to buy one of these?

That's what I wanted to know.

I haven't even thought about it.

Yeah, right.

Seriously, Judith
and I are perfectly happy
with the status quo,

- and I have no intention of--
- Messing things up.

- Changing things.
- If I may.

From my experience,
when a guy says,
I'm happy with the status quo,

that means I'm waiting till
something better comes along.

But when a guy
buys an engagement ring

that says,
I love you forever, hmm?

Am I right?

He's right, bud.
So what's the problem?
Is it the money?

No, no, it is not the money.
No thanks for your concern.

Both of you,
but I've never been happier.

You rang, your majesty?

Toby, I'm going to
be out of the office
next Friday for Eddie's wedding.

I'm gonna need you to finish
up the Chenfeld galleys.

I can't.
I'm gonna be out sick next week.

Oh, really? With what?

I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.

Fine. Fine, fine.
Do whatever you want.

I'll finish them myself.

If you must know,
I gotta pack.

I'm moving in with
Irwin Bader next Saturday.
Can you imagine?

Congratulations.
That's a big step.

My priest says
I'm going to be living in sin,

but I figure since
I'm four months pregnant
and not married,

that's the least of my problems,
Jesus wise.

Yes, well, good for you.

Since we're sharing,
what's up with you
and the ex-wife?

I haven't been
overhearing much lately.

Are you going to make
an honest woman out of her?

Shut up.
Shut up.

Actually, I'm very happy
right now with the status quo.

Status quo?
Is that your word or hers?

Mine. Why?

Well, I've been reading this
book called
Relationship Double Talk.

According to the book,
when a man says
status quo, that's natural.

Men are afraid of change.
But when a woman says it--

Could you stop that please?

Look, could you just make
it last till the 10th?

That's the date
I bet on in the office pool.

What a screwy dame.

You know, I think everybody
in the city has asked me
what's going on with us today.

You too? Donco,
the doorman grilled me
for half an hour this morning.

You know...
What do you say?

You know,
when people ask about us?

We're going to be married.

Well, I just tell them
that everything's going great

and that for now we're
very happy with the status quo.

- Don't say that.
- Status quo.

- Status quo as in--
- Standing still?

- No, not standing still.
Just not.
- Moving forward.

Not rushing forward.

Why? What do you say?

The same thing.
Status quo. Laissez Faire.
One day at a time.

I mean, you name the language,
I've said it in it.

Good. I'm glad
we're on the same page.

I need an engagement ring.

ASAP.
I mean, like, right now.

I'll get you the rock.
And let's roll.

Whoa! What's the deal?

I thought you were
happy with your status quo.

Well, I thought
about it and I decided
it was time for me to--

Open the door!

...move things along,
because if I wait too much
longer, Judith will...

- Marry someone else.
- Be in her 40s,

and it's not fair to me
to just string her along.

Here you go.
I call this the closer.

That's pretty big.
How much is it?

You don't care about that,
because when you pop the
question,

you want to guarantee a yes.

And nothing says
don't dump me like this baby.

Go on, put it to your ear.
Go on.

Don't dump me.
Don't dump me.

Do you have anything
a little louder-- uh, bigger?

In my opinion, Rema,
I would
definitely go with those.

The eggshell is so much cleaner
than the ivory.

Actually,
I'm wearing one of each now.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Well. What the hell do I know?

Anyway, what were
you saying about Martin?

Well, the great thing
is at this time he's not trying
to force things.

He's just so much more relaxed.

Okay, look, here's my plan.

I make a video of my
proposal, right?

Then I get the airline
to play it on the flight back
from your wedding.

Oh, and then
the stewardess brings out
champagne for the entire plane.

So basically,
you're putting her on the spot.

So there's no way
she can say no.

- Bingo.
- No, not at all.

It's just a very open
expression of my love.

Besides,
she is not going to say no.

I don't know what I'd say.

It's irrelevant
because he's not going
to propose to me anyway.

We both ruled that out
for now.

There are so many
things I want to say to you.

First of all,
Maybe I should take
the lens cap off the camera.

Cut.

And these last six months
have been what--

Damn it.

Ah! Ah!

All right, cut.

What I'm trying to say is
I love you very much.

Jude? Jude. Why are you home?
It's only 10:30.

How did that happen?

Well, the little hand moved
to the ten and the big hand
moved to the six.

What are you doing?

Brushing my teeth there.

I just wanted to
see how my tux fit.

Oh.
Did you consider using a mirror?

I wanted to see
how it fit in back.

It's very handsome.
And what's the champagne for?

Champagne?

Oh!
I'm practicing my toast.

Oh. Can I hear it?

Well, it is--

No, no. Just let me
hear what you have so far.

To a new world
of gods and monsters.

To Glen and Helen
who serve the best food in town.

To life.
To life. L'chaim.

- It's a little derivative.
- Good point.

See, that's why I'm practicing.

Anyway. It's only pretty--
Why don't you go out with Rema?

- Because I already did.
- Well, I know, but--

I want to finish my opera.

She's getting married
in three days.

Maybe you should take
her to some strip clubs.

Oh, well,
as appealing as that sounds,
I think I'll just...

Something burning?

Pickup. Tuxedo.
Did that.
Stop by Martin's office?

Did that.
Give Martin nugs.

Nugs.

I think that says rings.

Rings, right. Did that.

I don't want to see those
or think about them
till Saturday.

Don't forget
to bring your racket.

I have reserved a court
for Saturday morning.

Actually, I wanted
to talk to you about that.

I can't leave
until Saturday morning.

What?

How can you leave Saturday?
The wedding is Saturday.

- Yeah, I know, but--
- I want to finish my opera.

I have to have some
fluid drained from my lungs

and I have to wait
48 hours before I fly.

Otherwise my
chest could just explode.

This is about your proposal,
isn't it?

No, it's a viral thing.
But I'll be fine.

Actually, works out
best for everybody.

This way. My lungs don't
explode and we won't be
in your way all weekend.

This is a bad plan.

I can't help it. I promised
my father I'd take him out
for his birthday tomorrow.

His birthday is in December.

Right.
I put it off for five months.
I can't cancel him again.

For God's sakes, Judith,
I'm all he has in the world.

You're cutting it too close.

Why? It's not like we're
traveling by oxen, you know.
It's a two hour flight.

We take off at 8:00,
we get there at 10:00.
The wedding starts at 2:00.

Yeah, well, I just
don't feel like rushing,
I have to do my hair, my makeup.

You don't need makeup or hair.

Come on. You're a natural
beauty without them, you know?

Come on. Just trust me.
Everything's
going to work out great.

Well, there we go.
We're taking off. Right on time.

In 7 hours,
Eddie will be married.

In 36 hours, you and I
will be...

- engaged to be married.
- Back in New York.

Isn't technology wonderful?

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the captain.

We're having some technical
difficulty with the fuel gauge.

We'll have it fixed in a flash,

so just sit back
and enjoy the Runway.

We're sorry for the delay.

It seems we have to
replace the fuel gauge.

We're waiting for the part
and we should be
taking off within the hour.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it seems we don't have
the part here,

so we're going to need to
fly it in from Denver.

Should be arriving on the next
flight in, which is scheduled
to land at 3:55.

This doesn't look so good to me.

Well, I hope you're happy.

No, we are
not missing this wedding.

Oh, really?
Did you happen to pack a time
machine in your carry-on bag?

Don't worry. Don't worry.
I'll take care of everything.

Excuse me.
Could I have two aspirins
and a Manhattan, please?

Wait a minute.
Make that one aspirin
and two Manhattans.

We can fly without a fuel gauge.

We have enough gas
to get to Cincinnati.

FAA regulations
prohibit us from taking off

with a malfunctioning part
for obvious safety reasons.

Okay, then I want
to get off of the plane.

There are plenty
of other airlines.

I'm sorry, but once we've left
the gate FAA regulations
prohibit anyone

from getting on or off the
aircraft for obvious security
reasons.

Otherwise,
you could plant a bomb on board
and then escape to safety.

Do I look like I planted a bomb?

Sorry, but that's
for the FAA to decide, not me.

Nana, could you get the phone?

- Hello?
- Hi, is Eddie there?
It's Martin.

- Martin's not here.
- No, this is Martin.

Martin, get your skinny butt
on over here
because Eddie's looking for you.

Could you just put
Eddie on the phone, please?

He's putting his pants on.
He'll call you right back.

I'm sorry, but FAA regulations
prohibit the use
of cellular phones

on all aircraft
prior to takeoff.

First of all, we're not
even close to taking off.

This is not an aircraft.
It's just a very narrow
waiting room.

Hey, look, just tell Eddie.

Hello?
Hello?

Was that Martin?
What'd he say?

I don't understand
them white folks
talking all that nonsense.

I don't know
what the hell he said.

You know, I'll get you
your cellular phone back
as soon as we land.

I mean, it's no problem.

Well, couldn't you
try a little harder?

Since we're going to Cincinnati,
let's make a romantic weekend
out of it, okay?

That way we'll be in
a better mood for...

- My proposal
- ...Monday.

I don't want
to stay in Cincinnati.

We have no reason to
be in Cincinnati tomorrow.

Come on. Come on.
We can go to a Reds game.

I've never been
to Riverfront Stadium.

And they say
it's there on the river.

Martin, I just want to go home
and forget this whole day.

Well, how about Hawaii?
You love Hawaii.

Think about it.

Sweetheart. I'm sure Martin
has some reasonable explanation.

Yeah, he's an idiot.

Baby, now, come on, you cannot
let him spoil our day.

Just ask your father
to stand up for you.

There's only one problem.
The idiot has the wedding rings.

Oh-- oh-- oh-- Okay.

Well, then we'll just have to
get married without...

...without wedding rings.

He's an idiot.

Shh!
It'll be fine.
We'll just improvise.

Edward, would you
place your ring
on Rema's finger, please?

Rema, would you place
your ring on Edward's finger?

I'm okay. I'm fine.

You're bleeding.
I made you bleed.

It's okay.

Oh, no.

I'm gonna kill him.

Dream On will be right back.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain.

We've got ideal flying weather
and a wind at our back,

so we should arrive
in New York's LaGuardia
airport at 10:03 PM.

Enjoy the Big Apple,
and watch your wallets.

This was not my fault.

There is no way you can plan
for an eight hour delay.

Otherwise, you'd have to leave
for work the night before.

There is nothing you can say
or do convince me

that this is not the most
irresponsible thing
that you have ever done.

- There's only one thing to do.
- Well do it.

Hi.

I'm sorry if we got
off on the wrong foot.

That is a lovely outfit.

On a lot of people,
that would look like a uniform,

but on you,
I mean, it's an ensemble.

Thank you.

There's probably some kind of
an FAA regulation against
what I'm about to ask you.

It never hurts to ask.

I need you to play
this videotape
on your inflight system.

I'm sorry, but that's against
FAA regulations.

But we will be showing
a short subject about
bass fishing

that you should
find most enjoyable.

I'm trying
to propose to my ex-wife.

And the proposal
is on this video.
It was all set up for tomorrow.

Sir, if I did that,
I could be fired and possibly
face federal charges.

Here's $100 bucks.

I'll start it after
the Bass fishing video.

And thank you for flying
Global Atlantic Air.

The wedding bells are ringing.

Excuse me. Do you think
we could switch seats, please?

What a jerk.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Trying to decide if this
is the worst day of my life.

No, there's been much worse.

There was our divorce
and when Richard died.

My point being, I think things
are going to get a lot better.
Really.

Hey, I've got a great idea.
Why don't you watch the video?

I don't want to watch the video.

But... I really
think you should, because--

It's an irresistible speech.

If you heard it,
you'd fall right into my arms.

It could save your life
in the event of a water landing.

I'll take my chances.

You know, I think I've been
using the wrong tactics.

Stop it. Stop it.
What's the matter with you?

Where are you going?

- Get some air.
- Where, on the wing?

Look, I'll just turn this on.

Ooh, look.
It's like a typhoon in here.

Sir, I don't doubt
that you read it somewhere,

but we don't have any peanuts
that promote weight loss.

Peanuts? There's a big bag
right back there. Yes.

There you go.
You've got to stop that video.

I'm sorry, but according
to FAA regulations--

- Okay, here's another 20.
- Thank you.

Come on, come on, come on.

- Don't go.
- I still can't stop the tape.

Other people are watching.

You are not the only passenger
on this plane, you know.

Oy vey!

Hey, give me my plane!

You...
I thought I heard your voice.

Oh, I was afraid of this.

Congratulations.

You have no idea
how pissed off I am at you.

I know, but you are not 1/10th
as upset as I am,

because I'm the one
who missed out, Eddie.

You got to experience
the happiest day of your life.
And I didn't

Look, I'm right
in the middle of proposing.

If she says yes,
you can be my best man.

Then you can miss my wedding.
You'll see how it feels.

Here.
Never, never, never trust me
with anything important.

Sir? These are
the only beverages we have.

If you want a Slim Fast,
you'll have to wait
until we get to New York.

Excuse me, sir.
What are you--

I'm looking for a tall,
thin, brunette,
with very, very long legs.

Who isn't, huh?

Hey, that's you.
You're that wild and crazy guy

with the tape Heidi
was telling me about.
You're wild.

And crazy.
Look, here's a picture of her.

It's very, very important
that I find her.

Oh, the widow Stone.

You're proposing to
the widow Stone?

Yeah, that takes a lot
of cajones trying to fill
Richard Stone's boxer shorts.

- I mean--
- Have you seen her?

She went to
the bathroom right there.

Thank you.

Jude.
Jude, it's me.

Jude.

Jude. Jude, if you love me,
even if you just like me,
you know, just a little...

Please. Please...
look at your screen.

Please.

That's you.
What movie is this?

If you'd had your headset on
you know
I'm asking you to marry me.

So...

Please! Please?

So. Will you marry me, Jude?
Again?

I've got a ring and everything.

Go ahead.
Go ahead. Open it.

Damn it.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.

Eddie's got it.
Look, it's a long, long story.

I don't want to pressure you,
but if you could just give me
an answer,

you know,
preferably a yes, I'd really,
really appreciate it.