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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,731 --> 00:00:25,399 Exista o veche zical�: 2 00:00:25,566 --> 00:00:28,902 "De ce s� cumperi vaca, dac� prime�ti lapte gratis?" 3 00:00:29,069 --> 00:00:33,323 E o afirma�ie filozofic� fascinant�, c�s�toria versus sex. 4 00:00:33,489 --> 00:00:35,575 Iar dac� iei �n considerare vremurile de odinioar�, 5 00:00:35,742 --> 00:00:37,827 ai �anse s� auzi acest proverb de la un prieten, 6 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:40,913 care primea lapte din abunden��. 7 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:46,127 �i e o prostie. 8 00:00:46,294 --> 00:00:48,713 Crezi c� e o prostie? 9 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:53,801 - Da. - Ei bine nu e. 10 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:57,180 Dup� 5 ani cred c� am dreptul s� abordez acest subiect. 11 00:00:57,263 --> 00:00:58,555 P�i �l abordezi �i discut�m. 12 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:01,141 Nu trebuie s�-mi dai un ultimatum. 13 00:01:01,224 --> 00:01:04,311 Nu folosi acel cuv�nt. �l ur�sc. 14 00:01:05,354 --> 00:01:08,523 Nici mie nu-mi place, dar cum altfel se poate numi asta? 15 00:01:09,107 --> 00:01:10,442 Termen limit�. 16 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:49,814 Sunt indecis. 17 00:01:49,897 --> 00:01:52,399 Nu trebuie s�-mi pui pistolul la t�mpl�. 18 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:54,776 - Scuze. - Nu fi melodramatic. 19 00:01:54,859 --> 00:01:56,569 De aceea am acceptat transferul. 20 00:01:56,653 --> 00:01:59,489 Voi fi la 5000 de km dep�rtare. Nu pot s�-�i �in pistolul la t�mpl�. 21 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:02,617 - Nu mai spune asta! - La naiba. 22 00:02:03,576 --> 00:02:08,623 Recunoa�te c� folose�ti transferul ca pe un ultim... termen limit�. 23 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:14,337 Bine, deci nu acceptam transferul dac� nu te speriai de vestea lui Tyler. 24 00:02:15,422 --> 00:02:16,422 Alo. 25 00:02:16,464 --> 00:02:18,549 David, ce faci? 26 00:02:21,176 --> 00:02:23,387 Ty e�ti r�suflat. 27 00:02:24,096 --> 00:02:26,223 La naiba, frate! 28 00:02:26,598 --> 00:02:29,810 - Imi�i limbajul de strad�. - Negrule, te rog! 29 00:02:29,893 --> 00:02:34,273 - C�t e ceasul acolo, dou� noaptea? - �tii c� ora�ul nu doarme deloc. 30 00:02:34,356 --> 00:02:36,525 Pute�i s� num�ra�i oile. 31 00:02:36,692 --> 00:02:40,988 Ascult� omule, am �nt�lnit cea mai incredibil� femeie. 32 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:42,864 - Este... - Beton. 33 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:44,907 �i mai �i. E super-tare. 34 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:48,286 �i-am mai spus s� nu mai bei �i s� mergi apoi la �nt�lnire. Du-te la culcare. 35 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,829 Omule, c�s�tore�te-te! 36 00:02:50,663 --> 00:02:52,040 Ce? 37 00:02:52,624 --> 00:02:55,209 Ar trebui s-o cuno�ti Sarah. Ea e... 38 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,630 - Super-tare? - Mai mult de-at�t. 39 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:00,381 Ea e aleasa. 40 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:04,135 �tii ce se zice depre dragoste la prima vedere? 41 00:03:04,594 --> 00:03:06,721 Mai e�ti pe fir, fraiere? 42 00:03:06,804 --> 00:03:11,266 - Da. Eu doar... - Asta e. M-am decis. 43 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:15,937 E ca o realizare orbitoare. Ca �i adev�rul pur. 44 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:20,859 Oricum, ar trebui s-o vad� Sarah. O s�-i plac�. O cheam� Julie. 45 00:03:20,942 --> 00:03:23,320 E dulce, frumoas�, 46 00:03:23,987 --> 00:03:26,156 spal� vasele... 47 00:03:27,616 --> 00:03:30,953 Tyler, alo! E�ti ok? 48 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,167 Pare s� fie dragoste adev�rat�. 49 00:03:39,251 --> 00:03:42,672 Deci m� la�i singur s� rezolv aceast� problem� timp de dou� luni. 50 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,257 Trebuie sa fii singur. 51 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:48,928 De aceea �i-a spus s� nu discu�i cu Mike. 52 00:03:53,224 --> 00:03:56,852 Excelent. Magnific. 53 00:03:58,354 --> 00:04:01,357 E�ti foarte sexy! 54 00:04:02,565 --> 00:04:03,650 E�ti o bestie. 55 00:04:04,609 --> 00:04:06,695 E Ricky Martin acolo? 56 00:04:07,946 --> 00:04:10,198 Nu. E Mike Hanson. 57 00:04:11,408 --> 00:04:16,496 E�ti frumos. Gata, e�ti modest acum. 58 00:04:16,663 --> 00:04:19,207 Modest. Te iubesc. 59 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:28,841 Nu. Ba da. N-o face. O fac. 60 00:04:28,924 --> 00:04:30,217 N-o face. 61 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:32,219 Am f�cut-o. 62 00:04:41,312 --> 00:04:43,522 Ochiul pe mine. 63 00:04:44,648 --> 00:04:48,319 - Mama! Iar te proste�ti? - ��i place ce vezi? 64 00:04:50,321 --> 00:04:52,531 - Nu? - Vrei s� pui ni�te haine pe tine? 65 00:04:52,698 --> 00:04:54,699 Mai avem doar dou� ore. 66 00:04:54,782 --> 00:04:56,743 O s�-mi iau prosopul, ok? 67 00:04:58,953 --> 00:05:01,414 Dumnezeule. 68 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:04,584 Ai probleme serioase. 69 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:08,588 O fi el tovar�ul t�u, dar nu e un guru. 70 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:11,090 �i el merge acum la New York. 71 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:17,221 Folose�te-te de aceast� ocazie ca s� iei o decizie. Ar �nsemna mult pentru mine. 72 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:19,599 Nu vreau ca asta s� nu �nsemne nimic. 73 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:38,951 Deci o iube�ti, da? 74 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,453 - Normal. - P�i asta e! 75 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:44,122 Nu v� l�sa�i du�i de val, b�ie�i. 76 00:05:44,206 --> 00:05:47,292 Nimeni nu pune la �ndoial� faptul c� v� iubi�i, da? 77 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,835 Un orb miroase dragostea voastr�. 78 00:05:50,002 --> 00:05:52,421 - Dar aici e un mare... - Enorm. 79 00:05:52,588 --> 00:05:56,050 Nu, un lucru colosal de luat �n seama. 80 00:05:56,592 --> 00:05:59,428 Ca prieten e de datoria mea s� pun �ntreb�rile grele. 81 00:05:59,512 --> 00:06:01,555 - Anume? - Sex. 82 00:06:02,348 --> 00:06:05,309 - Sexul e �nc� pl�cut? - Sexul e minunat. 83 00:06:05,393 --> 00:06:08,312 Nu am nemul�umiri. 84 00:06:08,396 --> 00:06:10,147 Ar fi mai u�or dac� a� avea. 85 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:12,149 Trebuie s� fie ceva. Ai a�teptat 5 ani. 86 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:14,985 - Ce este? - Nimic. S-o l�s�m balt�, ok? 87 00:06:15,068 --> 00:06:19,614 ��i suntem prieteni. Vrem s� te ajut�m dar nu putem dac� nu ne la�i. 88 00:06:19,698 --> 00:06:21,283 Nu am pe nimeni! 89 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:23,827 Ceva cauzeaz� aceast� situa�ie. 90 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:28,832 - Ce anume? - Nu vreau femei, ok? 91 00:06:28,915 --> 00:06:30,709 Ai avut �i alte femei? C�te? 92 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:35,422 Nu �tiu dac� am avut destule. 93 00:06:35,588 --> 00:06:40,092 - E ridicol. C�te ar fi destule? - Dublul v�rstei ei. 94 00:06:40,259 --> 00:06:43,262 Mike, nu conteaz� cantitatea ci calitatea. 95 00:06:43,429 --> 00:06:46,098 �i e r�u s� ai din am�ndou�? 96 00:06:46,265 --> 00:06:49,435 Da. S� fii c�t mai bun. 97 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:54,148 Fault. 98 00:06:54,231 --> 00:06:55,566 - Fault? - Da, fault. 99 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,652 - Ce fault? - M-ai coco�at �nainte de aruncare. 100 00:06:58,861 --> 00:07:00,863 - Te-am coco�at? - Ca la pu�c�rie. 101 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,407 M� rog. Dac� te cocosam ai fi �tiut asta. 102 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,992 - Bine? - �nceteaz�. 103 00:07:05,075 --> 00:07:06,993 Sau ai fi sim�it-o. 104 00:07:07,076 --> 00:07:08,870 - A� fi sim�it-o ad�nc? - Da. 105 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,624 Pu�in ajutor? 106 00:07:23,968 --> 00:07:26,888 Chestia e ca niciodat� nu m-am a�teptat s� fiu a�a puternic�. 107 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:30,475 La bine �i la r�u, ceva s-a pus �n micare, 108 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:34,144 iar eu am oprit asta. Sunt manipulativ� sau ce? 109 00:07:34,436 --> 00:07:35,937 Bun venit �n lumea mea. 110 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:39,483 Trebuie s� te sim�i puternic�. N-a fost u�or, dar trebuia s-o faci. 111 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:41,860 Care era alternativa, s� a�tep�i �n continuare? 112 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:45,447 Doar nu se �mbun�t��esc partidele de sex cu c�t trec anii? 113 00:07:47,074 --> 00:07:49,826 �mi pare r�u ca a fost a�a repede. Sunt cam obosit. 114 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:52,579 E ok. Orgasmele sunt supraestimate oricum. 115 00:07:52,788 --> 00:07:54,289 Hei, e "South Park". 116 00:07:54,831 --> 00:07:58,210 Ai avut curajul s�-l prive�ti �n ochi �i s�-i spui: 117 00:07:58,293 --> 00:08:01,087 "B�iatule, e timpul s�-ti faci nevoia, sau s� te dai deoparte". 118 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:04,340 �i s� se m�rite cu mine ar fi partea cu rahatul? 119 00:08:04,423 --> 00:08:05,423 Merci. 120 00:08:12,598 --> 00:08:14,934 �mi pare r�u, nu pricep. Sarah era sexy. 121 00:08:15,017 --> 00:08:18,354 Orice gagic� ce arat� bine e s�tul� de acela�i tip care o reguleaz�. 122 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:21,565 - Am dreptate, Davey? - Nu, te �n�eli, m�garule. 123 00:08:21,649 --> 00:08:25,403 Ce lipse�te din repertoriul t�u? V�care, s�lbatice, poc�ite? Care? 124 00:08:25,485 --> 00:08:28,280 Nu e chiar a�a. S-o l�s�m balt�, ok? 125 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:35,620 - B�ie�i voi crede�i �n "aleasa"? - Adic� �n suflet pereche? 126 00:08:35,704 --> 00:08:37,914 Un suflet care te completeaz� perfect? 127 00:08:37,998 --> 00:08:40,083 - Exact. - Nu. 128 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,128 Nu �tiu. Dar dac� exista �i Sarah e a�a ceva, 129 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:47,465 atunci �nseamn� c� e inevitabil. E ca �i destinul. 130 00:08:48,174 --> 00:08:49,467 Da, a�a cred. 131 00:08:49,968 --> 00:08:55,180 Dac� e inevitabil, de ce ascendem spre asta? 132 00:08:56,348 --> 00:09:00,311 - �nc� nu ne spui totul. - Fire�te. �mi sunte�i prieteni. 133 00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:04,481 - E o prostie. - Haide, ajut�-ne s� te ajut�m. 134 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,066 Te rug�m. 135 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,326 Bine, o sa v� spun o poveste. 136 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:19,746 Nu am mai spus-o nim�nui. Niciodat�. 137 00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:28,254 C�nd aveam 18 ani, 138 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:32,091 eu �i familia mea zbur�m spre casa... 139 00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:36,012 dup� o vacan�� �n Caraibe. A fost distractiv. 140 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:39,849 O vacan�� pe cinste. 141 00:09:48,273 --> 00:09:50,275 St�team la coad� s� ne �mbarc�m, 142 00:09:50,359 --> 00:09:53,862 c�nd am p�it spre poarta de �mbarcare din fata noastr�... 143 00:09:54,029 --> 00:09:58,158 �i atunci am v�zut-o. 144 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:07,334 Str�lucea de parc� avea o aur� de �nger. 145 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:09,920 Era orbitor. 146 00:10:13,089 --> 00:10:17,009 Juc c� nu am mai sim�it ceva a�a de puternic. 147 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:20,471 Ceva m-a tras din acel avion 148 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,431 �i m-a atras �napoi spre ea. 149 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:26,018 Era acolo. 150 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:32,066 Cu puterea pe care o posedam, 151 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,402 am plutit spre ea. 152 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:39,656 M-am prezentat �i i-am spus ce sim�eam. 153 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,327 I-am dat adresa mea... 154 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,747 �i i-am spus c� dac� simte la fel ar trebui s� �mi scrie. 155 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:54,421 S�ngele t�n�r are impuls puternic. 156 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,549 N-am avut de ales. Eram condus de o putere mai mare. 157 00:10:57,716 --> 00:11:01,469 Spune�i-i "fulger", spune�i-i "conexiune", "destin", oricum. 158 00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:03,804 - �i-a scris? - Nu, la �nceput. 159 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:10,185 Zilnic verificam cutia po�tal�. 160 00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,188 Verificam toate scrisorile. Nimic. 161 00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:19,361 Apoi, �ntr-o zi, a venit. 162 00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:32,373 Era mai mult dec�t puteam visa. �i ea m� iubea. 163 00:11:32,457 --> 00:11:34,626 Spunea c� �i ea sim�ise la fel... 164 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,461 atunci c�nd ne-am cunoscut prima dat�. 165 00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:39,297 Era mai frumos dec�t poezia, 166 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,758 ceea ce nu credeam c� e posibil atunci. 167 00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:45,970 Vroiam s� fiu cu ea. 168 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:48,806 I-am spus c� vreau s� fugim �mpreun�, 169 00:11:48,973 --> 00:11:52,560 s� facem dragoste sub cerul �nstelat. S� facem copii. 170 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,231 Era clar pentru am�ndoi, 171 00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:02,903 c� suntem f�cu�i unul pentru altul. 172 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:06,490 F�r� nici o �ndoial�. 173 00:12:07,324 --> 00:12:10,369 - Perfect. - Dragoste tinereasc�. 174 00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:13,163 Prea t�n�r�, s-a dovedit mai apoi. 175 00:12:20,587 --> 00:12:23,589 Se pare c� era o fat� supradezvoltat�... 176 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,883 de 11 ani. 177 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,760 - Ce? - 11? 178 00:12:27,843 --> 00:12:29,595 P�rin�ii ei au g�sit scrisorile 179 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:33,140 �i, normal, s-au speriat. 180 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,686 Au luat leg�tura cu poli�ia local�, 181 00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:40,273 care au trecut la ac�iune pentru a-l re�ine pe pedofil. 182 00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:44,235 L-au pus pe tata s� promit� c� fiul s�u pervers... 183 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,821 va �nceta s� mai aib� rela�ii cu minore. 184 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,823 Dup� care mi-a �inut moral� mai mult de o or�, 185 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:54,035 cum c� am dat cu piciorul oric�rei �anse pentru o carier� politic�. 186 00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:59,332 - E o poveste na�pa. - Voi sunte�i singurii c�rora am spus-o. 187 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:03,837 Vrei sa n-o mai spui? Te face s� ar��i ciudat. 188 00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:11,303 David Collins, grafician. 189 00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:14,222 - Bun�. - Sarah, ce faci? 190 00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:16,682 Am zis s� te sun s� v�d ce faci. 191 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:19,476 Sunt bine. Dar tu? Cum e la New York? 192 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:24,189 Aglomerat, dar ora�ul e minunat. A� fi vrut s� fii aici cu mine. La naiba. 193 00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,775 De ce la naiba? 194 00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:29,278 �mi f�cusem o list� cu tot ceea ce vroiam s�-�i spun, 195 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:31,842 ca "Mi-e dor de tine", "A� vrea s� fii aici", chestii de-astea. 196 00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:33,282 Deci ce mai faci? 197 00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:36,201 Mi-e dor de tine. A� vrea s� fii aici. 198 00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,913 Am vorbit cu Tyler. 199 00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:43,291 O s� lu�m cina am�ndoi. 200 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,501 A�a ca o s�-i cunosc logodnica. 201 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:48,338 Minunat. S� nu ui�i s�-i mul�ume�ti c� mi-a ruinat via�a. 202 00:13:51,924 --> 00:13:55,136 Vreau s� �tii c� am ajuns cu bine. 203 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,931 Asta-i tot? 204 00:13:58,014 --> 00:14:02,226 Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la lucru a�a c� ar trebui s� �nchid. 205 00:14:02,727 --> 00:14:05,688 Da �i eu. 206 00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:12,069 Bine. La revedere, David. 207 00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:23,372 Spun doar ca a trecut o s�pt�m�n� �i jum�tate 208 00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:26,124 �i tu ai stat �nchis �n apartament. Nu e bine. 209 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,211 Vrea s� m� g�ndesc serios la aceast� situa�ie 210 00:14:29,294 --> 00:14:32,589 �i exact asta voi face. Termin�-l, piticule! 211 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:36,634 �i cum merge? Te-ai g�ndit asiduu? 212 00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:39,220 Nu! E�ti inutil! 213 00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:45,351 - Ce-a fost asta? Nu poate face asta. - De fapt, cred c� poate. 214 00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:47,687 Vrea s� iau o decizie important� 215 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,021 �i voi respecta asta. 216 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,482 Nu. Ceea ce vrea e s� o ai prin apartament... 217 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:55,361 ca un vierme retardat. Oricum, pe cine pariezi? 218 00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:59,031 - 5 dolari pe Thonga. - Pariez pe �la musculos. 219 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:05,120 Profit� de mizeria �n care te afli, sper�nd ca o s� stai singur... 220 00:15:06,162 --> 00:15:07,539 Cred c� a durut. 221 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:10,625 �i a�a, prietene, iei o decizie. 222 00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,587 Vrei sa iei o decizie ca lumea? 223 00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:17,132 Ridic�-�i fundul �i ie�i s� vezi cum e afar�. 224 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,508 Intr� �n joc. 225 00:15:18,592 --> 00:15:22,137 �n joc? Adic� s� merg �n cluburi de elit� cu tine? 226 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,473 Nu. Cu mine �i cu Jonesy. 227 00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:31,103 Am probleme serioase cu zicala... 228 00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:34,064 "De ce s� cumperi vaca, dac� prime�ti lapte gratis?" 229 00:15:36,692 --> 00:15:39,361 �n primul r�nd, femeile nu sunt vaci. 230 00:15:39,528 --> 00:15:42,698 Adic� nu sunt a�a generice. 231 00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:44,950 De fapt, cred c� majoritatea oamenilor admit c� 232 00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:49,830 o vac� e vac� �i e vac�. Cu o femeie nu e la fel. 233 00:15:49,913 --> 00:15:52,082 Ar fi mai bine dac� ar fi a�a. 234 00:16:00,048 --> 00:16:04,886 - Bun�, Mikey. - M� scuza�i? 235 00:16:05,386 --> 00:16:06,471 Scotch. 236 00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:09,140 - Tare. - Da, ocupat. 237 00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:12,644 - Multumesc. - M� scuzi. 238 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,188 Ai fi putut s� m� aju�i. 239 00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:18,358 O bere pentru colega. 240 00:16:20,108 --> 00:16:23,028 Mul�umesc. Hei, amice �mi pare r�u dar trebuie s� plec. 241 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:26,657 - Hei, m�garule, ce-i cu tine? - De fapt n-ar trebui s� mai bei. 242 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:29,743 - De ce? Abia am venit. - Pentru c� m� duci acas�. 243 00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:33,163 - Dumnezeule. - Dumnezeule. 244 00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:41,421 - Bun�. - ��i fac cinste cu ceva? 245 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:45,092 - De fapt cred c� voi pleca. - Doar nu te-ai c�s�torit? 246 00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:48,135 - Nu �nc�. Totu�i gr�be�te-te. - �nc� un r�nd. 247 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:50,513 - Mikey a venit? - Da. 248 00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:54,809 Cum a jucat? 249 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:58,813 De fapt cred ca a folosit strategia "E�ti nimeni pentru mine". 250 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,109 Nu e�ueaz� niciodat�. 251 00:17:04,485 --> 00:17:07,613 - �i-e dor de ea? - Glume�ti? 252 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:11,325 C�nd sunt �ntre at�tea femei valabile? Mai mult ca niciodat�. 253 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,120 �tiu sentimentul, dar �i mai �i. 254 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:19,207 Imagineaz�-�i s� te sim�i astfel aici, f�r� s� ai cui s�-i duci dorul. 255 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:23,670 Ce faci? 256 00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:28,466 Mergem? 257 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,887 Deci ai avut o conexiune cu cineva, 258 00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:34,973 ai v�zut lumina �n aeroport 259 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,726 �i 10 ani mai t�rziu �nc� ��i s�l�luie�te �n minte. 260 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:40,227 A fost important. M-a marcat la un anumit nivel. 261 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,311 E chiar a�a de r�u? 262 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,522 E r�u dac� te �mpiedic� s� te c�s�tore�ti 263 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:46,984 cu o femeie atractiv�, inteligenta �i major�. 264 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,778 Dac� e undeva acolo? Nu sunt dator fa�� de mine... 265 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:50,904 s�-ncerc s� o g�sesc? 266 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,906 Cau�i imposibilul. 267 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,119 - Uite-o. - Femeia umbr�? 268 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,288 Ea e imposibilul? 269 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:02,333 E un mit. Femeia perfect�. 270 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,960 O fantezie de-a noastr�. 271 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,255 �i sco�i fa�a din umbr� �i �nceteaz� s� mai fie perfect�, 272 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,633 pentru c� devine real�. 273 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,893 - Ce sunt toate prostiile astea? - Studii de pia��. 274 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,521 O asigurare pentru cel ce a venit cu campania asta de rahat. 275 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,274 Dac� conving un grup de oameni, 276 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,443 ca o poz� cu un fotomodel ce sufer� de anorexie, 277 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,862 �i face s� cumpere o pereche de blugi, 278 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,156 atunci mi-am f�cut meseria. 279 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:38,700 Ciudat� meserie. 280 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,411 �tiu. Dar a�a e �n mod�, nu? 281 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,455 De ce nu te mu�i aici? 282 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,919 - Nu �tiu. Poate o voi face. - Cine-i �la? 283 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:54,716 - Dl Hahn. �eful meu. - �i e�ti pl�tit�? 284 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,426 Priveste problema matematic. 285 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,596 Dac� o persoan� r�m�ne cu o alt� persoan� care nu-i e suflet pereche, 286 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:04,725 ai o reac�ie �n lan�, care d� peste cap toat� planeta. 287 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:07,979 Sufletul t�u pereche e cu altcineva, care e cu alt suflet... 288 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,314 Atunci e mai important s� g�se�ti persoana potrivit�. 289 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:12,984 E la fel ca �i cu jum�tatea plin� a paharului. 290 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:16,237 Dac� m� �ntrebi pe mine paharul e plin cu prostii. 291 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,322 Mergem la o cafenea? 292 00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:20,157 Nu, am plecat. Ai grij�. 293 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:33,837 - Ai vreo problem�? - Cum sunt chilli? 294 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,797 Mi-a� da m�na dreapt� pentru o farfurie. 295 00:19:39,884 --> 00:19:41,928 Vreo o m�n�. Adic�, o por�ie. 296 00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:22,884 Dumnezeule, a fost o str�lucire. 297 00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:25,553 A fost acel sentiment de la aeroport. Se �nt�mpla acum. 298 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:27,722 O voi face. Po�i s-o faci? 299 00:20:27,805 --> 00:20:30,141 Ai mai f�cut-o �i o vei face din nou! 300 00:20:30,224 --> 00:20:34,729 Du-te! O voi face! Po�i? 301 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,357 N-o l�sa s�-�i scape. 302 00:20:43,487 --> 00:20:46,740 - Unde-a plecat acea fata? - Care-i problema ta? 303 00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:49,826 E acolo, fraiere. 304 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,417 Ciudatule. 305 00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:02,756 A�teapt�! Stai! 306 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:07,010 Stop! A�teapt�! 307 00:21:19,522 --> 00:21:21,983 Agen�ia Quick Match. V� pot ajuta? 308 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,527 A� vrea s� dau un anun�. 309 00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:27,113 �mi pare r�u, pute�i vorbi mai tare? 310 00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:31,158 Anun�. Vreau s� dau un... 311 00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:38,123 Alo, e cineva acolo? 312 00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:40,792 Alo? 313 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:46,464 �mi pare r�u. Am sc�pat telefonul. Sunt aici. E prima dat�. 314 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:50,218 Ok. Suna a�a. 315 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:55,265 Caut... 316 00:21:56,808 --> 00:21:58,727 suflet pereche... 317 00:21:58,893 --> 00:22:03,981 Suflet pereche �mi caut sufletul pereche. 318 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,317 Tu e�ti potrivit�. 319 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,403 Eu sunt deschis, inteligent �i... 320 00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:11,614 suflet pereche? 321 00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:13,573 Da. 322 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,884 Cine-i? Trebuie s� fie cineva. 323 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:35,553 Bun� Tyler, sunt Mike. Te-am trezit? 324 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,804 C�t e ceasul? 325 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,349 E ora 1 noaptea. Scuze, omule. 326 00:22:39,432 --> 00:22:41,184 Ce e? Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 327 00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:44,270 - Nimic. Vroiam s� vorbim. - La 4 diminea�a? 328 00:22:45,438 --> 00:22:46,731 E mai ieftin. 329 00:22:48,816 --> 00:22:52,904 Cum ai f�cut-o, Tyler? 330 00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:55,948 - Ce s� fac? - Cum ai... 331 00:22:56,907 --> 00:22:59,201 Cum ai g�sit pe cineva �i ai �tiut c� e aleasa? 332 00:22:59,284 --> 00:23:03,789 Nu �tiu. A fost un sentiment pe care l-am avut. 333 00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:08,335 Ca o realizare orbitoare, purul adev�r. 334 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,384 - Mikey, care-i problema? - Nimic. 335 00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:20,013 Las�. Felicit�ri. 336 00:23:20,305 --> 00:23:21,722 - Mikey? - Da? 337 00:23:21,806 --> 00:23:24,141 Dac� mai m� suni a�a nu te mai fac cavaler de onoare. 338 00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:26,727 Da, da, da. 339 00:23:28,479 --> 00:23:30,815 Mereu cavaler, niciodat� b�rbat. 340 00:23:57,841 --> 00:24:00,343 E extraordinar. 341 00:24:00,427 --> 00:24:02,679 Cred c-am �nt�lnit-o pe stilista lui Naomi Campbell. 342 00:24:03,346 --> 00:24:05,932 Iat� ce trebuie s� facem. 343 00:24:06,016 --> 00:24:08,393 Asta e minunata lume a studiului de pia��. 344 00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:10,562 Doar st�m �i punem �ntreb�ri... 345 00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:12,814 De ce acei b�rba�i poart� scutece? 346 00:24:16,692 --> 00:24:19,361 Da, v� pot r�spunde la �ntrebare, dle. 347 00:24:19,445 --> 00:24:21,530 - Po�i? - Da. 348 00:24:21,697 --> 00:24:24,491 Am f�cut cercet�ri �n centru �i �n vest, 349 00:24:24,658 --> 00:24:27,411 care au indicat faptul c� pia�a de desfacere devine tot mai t�n�r�, 350 00:24:27,578 --> 00:24:28,829 dup� cum se poate vedea. 351 00:24:28,996 --> 00:24:32,374 Grupul de cercetare ne-a �nv��at c� ar fi �n�elept s� facem... 352 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:36,462 o refexie a imaginii tinere �n noile campanii publicitare. 353 00:24:37,046 --> 00:24:39,340 �i asta explic� de ce cheltui 2 milioane de dolari... 354 00:24:39,423 --> 00:24:42,967 prezent�nd a�a ceva. ��i dai seama c� dac� f�ceam asta... 355 00:24:43,051 --> 00:24:45,386 �n subsol �i publicam pe internet eram arestat. 356 00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:48,556 De asemenea economisi�i mul�i bani. 357 00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:53,269 Ce faci la pr�nz? 358 00:24:56,564 --> 00:25:00,568 �mi pare r�u, Julie n-a putut veni. Chiar vrea sa te cunoasc�. 359 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:02,403 �i eu. 360 00:25:02,695 --> 00:25:06,783 Cel pu�in acum �mi po�i spune cum s-a �nt�mplat totul. 361 00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:11,995 - �nainte te refereai la c�s�torie ca... - O pedeaps� crud� �i neobinuita. 362 00:25:12,496 --> 00:25:16,959 - E ea. M-a lovit ca un camion. - Dar e�ti preg�tit, nu? 363 00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:21,171 - Erai sigur �n trafic? - Da. 364 00:25:21,338 --> 00:25:24,841 Da, p�i i se poate �nt�mpla oricui. 365 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:27,970 La to�i care nu sunt ca Mike, desigur. 366 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,431 �tii, am primit un telefon ciudat de la Mike ieri. 367 00:25:31,515 --> 00:25:34,684 Cred c� �i f�cea griji c� nu are pe nimeni �n via�a lui. 368 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,602 Mike �ntr-o rela�ie? 369 00:25:36,686 --> 00:25:38,771 Nu e asta o apocalips� �tiin�ific�? 370 00:25:38,854 --> 00:25:40,314 Nostradamus a prev�zut asta. 371 00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,900 A spus c� la sfarsitul secolului 20... 372 00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:45,736 "penisul singur nu va mai cre�te". 373 00:25:48,864 --> 00:25:49,949 �nfrico��tor. 374 00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:53,452 De ce crezi c� David nu e hot�r�t s� fac� pasul? 375 00:25:53,828 --> 00:25:56,664 David. 376 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:02,168 Eu am jucat pe teren �i m-am ars. 377 00:26:03,587 --> 00:26:06,464 David a f�cut la fel. 378 00:26:07,549 --> 00:26:11,344 - Se joac� de-a casa cu mine. - E un joc distractiv. 379 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,016 Stai s� v�d dac� am priceput. 380 00:26:16,099 --> 00:26:20,061 Deci petrecand 5 ani al�turi de acest b�rbat, 381 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,189 am anulat orice posibilitate la un viitor al�turi de el? 382 00:26:23,273 --> 00:26:26,066 Da. Poate. Nu �tiu. 383 00:26:26,609 --> 00:26:27,943 David e un om cu capul pe umeri, 384 00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:30,237 deci probabil c� �i va veni �n fire. 385 00:26:30,362 --> 00:26:33,365 - Tu e�ti tot ce-�i dore�te. - Doar pe mine m� �tie. 386 00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:35,993 Asta ar putea merge. 387 00:26:37,328 --> 00:26:40,831 David, sunt eu. E t�rziu �i nu e�ti acas�. 388 00:26:40,915 --> 00:26:43,918 E bine. Sper c� te distrezi. 389 00:26:45,252 --> 00:26:46,754 Uite, �tiu c� suna ciudat, 390 00:26:46,837 --> 00:26:49,256 dar dac� vrei s� ie�i cu alte femei ca s� vezi cum e, 391 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:50,591 �n�eleg. 392 00:26:50,674 --> 00:26:54,594 Poate pentru c� sunt aici singur�, sau pentru c� �i-am cerut s� iei o decizie, 393 00:26:54,677 --> 00:26:57,263 v�d totul din alt� perspectiv�. 394 00:26:57,639 --> 00:27:00,516 Cred c� e bine s� explor�m ce op�iuni mai avem. 395 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,604 Deci, dac� asta vrei, s� �tii c� �n�eleg. 396 00:27:13,821 --> 00:27:16,491 Da, a schimbat strategia. 397 00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:19,409 E mai de�teapt� dec�t credeam. E bun�. 398 00:27:19,493 --> 00:27:21,203 Ai noroc c� sunt cu tine. 399 00:27:21,286 --> 00:27:24,915 Nu-i stilul ei. De ce ar spune c� e bine s� ies cu alte femei? 400 00:27:24,998 --> 00:27:26,917 �ntr-adev�r, de ce? 401 00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:35,968 N-ar trebui s� fii partenerul lui Jonesy? 402 00:27:36,051 --> 00:27:37,719 Te rog. 403 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,806 N-am �tiut c� e�ti a�a preten�ios. 404 00:27:40,889 --> 00:27:43,392 Crezi c� sunt ca �tia? 405 00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:45,309 Am gusturi speciale. 406 00:27:45,393 --> 00:27:47,687 Am anumite criterii. 407 00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:51,232 Nu-mi pierd vremea aici. Ce-i? 408 00:27:51,315 --> 00:27:53,317 Tot ceea ce primesc? 409 00:27:53,484 --> 00:27:57,822 �mi pierd timpul. E antrenament. 410 00:27:58,739 --> 00:28:02,827 - Antrenament pentru meciul cel mare. - Poate nu e un joc. 411 00:28:03,911 --> 00:28:06,956 Ai lipsit de aici de prea mult timp. Fire�te c� e un joc. 412 00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:09,292 E mai mult dec�t un joc. E un sport. 413 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:12,586 Nu e doar un sport, este pescuit sportiv. 414 00:28:13,753 --> 00:28:15,797 Caz �i punct. 415 00:28:16,089 --> 00:28:19,009 Uit�-te la el. Vezi cu ce gagici �i irose�te energia? 416 00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:21,595 Bun�, doamnelor. Sunt pe�ti. 417 00:28:22,262 --> 00:28:24,723 �i to�i mergem la pescuit din c�nd �n c�nd. 418 00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:27,893 �i poate devenim perfec�i dac� exers�m. 419 00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:31,855 Dar c�t timp el �i petrece timpul cu pe�tii de pe fundul lacului, 420 00:28:31,938 --> 00:28:35,191 tehnica crucial� o folose�te pentru a prinde nevasta. 421 00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:39,028 Vezi tu, s� p�c�le�ti e la fel ca �i pescuitul. 422 00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:44,116 Dac� femeia visurilor tale ar fi peste, ce pe�te ar fi? 423 00:28:44,992 --> 00:28:47,870 - Nu �tiu. Ton? - Da! 424 00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:49,455 Nu. Marloun. 425 00:28:49,538 --> 00:28:51,874 Un pe�te trofeu. 426 00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:54,543 Ca s�-l prinzi trebuie s� folose�ti diferite tehnici. 427 00:28:54,627 --> 00:28:58,255 Nu prinzi un pe�te mare cu unelte mici �i momeala pu�in�. 428 00:28:58,339 --> 00:28:59,715 Cu alea prinzi pe�ti�ori. 429 00:28:59,798 --> 00:29:01,759 Dar ��i trebuie mai mult pentru un marloun. 430 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:05,428 Deci trebuie a ridici nivelul. Trebuie s� �tii unde se afl� astfel de frumuse�i. 431 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,598 Trebuie s� �tii unde s� pescuie�ti. Sunt rarit��i, frate. 432 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:11,142 �n zilele noastre nu prea prinzi, dar �i c�nd prinzi... 433 00:29:15,146 --> 00:29:17,941 Voi doi sunte�i la doc f�c�nd poze. 434 00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:20,610 O alt� problem� cu zicala 435 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:23,738 "De ce s� cumperi vaca, dac� prime�ti lapte gratis?" 436 00:29:23,821 --> 00:29:25,990 e asta: laptele nu e gratis. 437 00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:28,243 Dac� ai parte acum de lapte, 438 00:29:28,326 --> 00:29:30,661 �ntr-un fel sau altul tot va trebui pl�tit! 439 00:30:01,941 --> 00:30:04,652 Vezi, Davey? �i-am spus c� m� revan�ez. 440 00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:08,239 Te rog arat�-mi care dintre aceste doamne e un trofeu? 441 00:30:08,322 --> 00:30:10,283 Am terminat cu pescuitul azi. 442 00:30:10,449 --> 00:30:14,912 Suntem la acvariu acum �i admir�m pe�tii exotici. 443 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:18,499 �i uite, Davey, au �i exponate. 444 00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:20,876 Dumnezeule. 445 00:30:21,168 --> 00:30:24,129 Deja i-am pus totul despre tine �i a spus c� e�ti super. 446 00:30:24,212 --> 00:30:26,298 Sarah, haide! Trebuie s� m� aju�i. 447 00:30:26,381 --> 00:30:28,341 Sunt dup� tipul �sta de mai mult de o s�pt�m�n�. 448 00:30:28,425 --> 00:30:31,428 Vor veni �ntr-o or�. Haide, ajut�-m�. 449 00:30:31,761 --> 00:30:35,348 Trebuie s� �nchid. O s� fac ce pot. Pa. 450 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:39,477 - Bun�. - Bun�. 451 00:30:39,728 --> 00:30:43,106 Te-ai mai g�ndit la conversa�ia noastr� de ieri? 452 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,650 Numai la asta m� g�ndesc. 453 00:30:45,817 --> 00:30:49,820 Problema e c� am o rela�ie cu cineva �n L.A. 454 00:30:50,237 --> 00:30:52,990 Dar nu �tiu ce se va �nt�mpla cu noi. 455 00:30:53,073 --> 00:30:55,576 �mi mai trebuie timp s� v�d. E ok? 456 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,870 Desigur. Dar s� nu fie prea mult. 457 00:31:16,471 --> 00:31:18,264 Mama, un dolar. 458 00:31:18,348 --> 00:31:20,683 Acum m� pot l�sa de striptease, m� fac medic veterinar... 459 00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:22,477 �i �mi salvez poneiul bolnav. 460 00:31:24,771 --> 00:31:27,941 Merci, Mikey. E�ti un prin�. 461 00:31:29,442 --> 00:31:31,110 - Amy! - David, o cuno�ti? 462 00:31:31,194 --> 00:31:32,737 Mama! E chiar Amy. 463 00:31:33,529 --> 00:31:36,032 A�tepta�i pu�in. Mai trebuie a fac o tur�. 464 00:31:36,115 --> 00:31:37,325 O cunoa�te�i? 465 00:31:37,492 --> 00:31:39,720 Am fost colegi la �coal�. Nu-mi vine s� cred ce se �nt�mpla. 466 00:31:39,744 --> 00:31:43,413 - Nu-mi vine s� cred. - Arat� beton. 467 00:31:43,497 --> 00:31:48,377 - Chiar a sl�bit 7 kile. - Arat� beton. 468 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:51,296 Ce face�i, b�ie�i? 469 00:31:52,673 --> 00:31:55,759 - Lucrezi aici? E marfa. - Nu, Mikey, stau a�a. 470 00:31:55,842 --> 00:31:59,763 - E o surpriz� mare. - Da. Ar��i bine, David. 471 00:32:00,764 --> 00:32:03,183 El e Jonesy. Ea e Amy. 472 00:32:03,684 --> 00:32:06,144 - Ce faci? - �mi face pl�cere. 473 00:32:07,062 --> 00:32:08,604 Pl�cerea e de partea mea. 474 00:32:08,688 --> 00:32:12,024 Las-o mai jos cu o not�? Iar interferezi cu Barry White. 475 00:32:12,108 --> 00:32:14,569 Arata asa bine c�nd ai ie�it cu ea? 476 00:32:14,652 --> 00:32:16,612 - Ai ie�it cu o stripteuz�? - Da. 477 00:32:16,696 --> 00:32:18,656 De fapt nu. Atunci eram boboac�... 478 00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:20,533 �i studiam ca s� devin stripteuz�. 479 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:24,370 David m-a ajutat la examenul de dans. 480 00:32:24,745 --> 00:32:26,330 Pot s�-�i fac cinste? 481 00:32:26,414 --> 00:32:27,873 - Da. - Haide. 482 00:32:33,337 --> 00:32:35,213 O vor face. 483 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:45,640 M-am tot �ntrebat c�t ar fi durat dac� nu ne desp�r�eam? 484 00:32:45,724 --> 00:32:49,144 Dou� zile �i jum�tate. Aveam de g�nd s� te p�r�sesc dup� ultimul examen. 485 00:32:49,227 --> 00:32:52,355 Nu aveam timpul s� m� implic �n ceva emo�ional. 486 00:32:53,148 --> 00:32:56,610 - Trebuia s� studiez. - Cu u�urare. 487 00:32:56,693 --> 00:32:58,361 Am crezut c� �i-am fr�nt inima. 488 00:32:58,445 --> 00:33:01,906 Scute�te-m�. Nu eram �ndr�gosti�i. Ne distram. 489 00:33:01,989 --> 00:33:05,659 - Nu aveam a�tept�ri atunci. - Ajut�-m�. 490 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:09,288 C�nd s-a schimbat asta? 491 00:33:11,165 --> 00:33:12,791 Nu s-a schimbat. Tu te-ai schimbat. 492 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,003 Totul pare diferit acum pentru c� e�ti con�tient de asta. 493 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,590 - Nu �tiu. - Eu �tiu. 494 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,843 Uit�-te la amicii t�i. 495 00:33:22,927 --> 00:33:25,763 Crezi c� Amy va mu�ca momeala? 496 00:33:25,846 --> 00:33:29,807 - Credeam c� e flac�ra lui Dave. - A fost demult. 497 00:33:30,016 --> 00:33:32,227 La naiba! Pariez c� a� fi avut-o. 498 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,479 Crezi c� ar fi ie�it cu prietenul t�u cel mai bun? 499 00:33:34,562 --> 00:33:36,439 Da, ar fi fost bomb�. 500 00:33:36,522 --> 00:33:37,565 Fii sigur. 501 00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:40,485 De�i sunt singur c� nu era a�a sexy atunci. 502 00:33:46,366 --> 00:33:49,494 - Ar��i incredibil. - Merci. 503 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:55,249 De ce e a�a greu s�-mi dau seama ce vreau? 504 00:33:55,332 --> 00:33:57,876 Dac� e�ti la fel ca to�i oamenii, 505 00:33:58,252 --> 00:34:01,630 o s� descoperi la timpul potrivit ceva ce merit� a ai. 506 00:34:02,798 --> 00:34:04,758 D�-mi halatul �la. 507 00:34:59,853 --> 00:35:01,479 CAUT: SUFLET PERECHE 508 00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:03,440 Mi-a �ncercuit anun�ul. 509 00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:27,338 Cutia po�tal� a agen�iei Quick Match nr. 247. 510 00:35:27,588 --> 00:35:31,258 Ave�i 32 de mesaje. 511 00:35:31,425 --> 00:35:34,428 Pentru a asculta mesajele noi ap�sa�i 3. 512 00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:37,348 Pentru a �terge mesaje apasati 2. 513 00:35:38,349 --> 00:35:42,477 "Hola, suflet pereche. Te-am c�utat de mult timp." 514 00:35:43,061 --> 00:35:44,854 Cred c-ar trebui s� ne �nt�lnim. 515 00:35:44,938 --> 00:35:49,859 Am p�rul negru, ochi negri �i un inel �n sf�rc. 516 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,821 Sunt menajer� �i am multe chei. 517 00:35:55,156 --> 00:35:56,699 Trebuie s� m� tratezi suflet pereche. 518 00:35:56,783 --> 00:36:00,161 �mi place s� m� �mbrac �i s� m� dezbrac. 519 00:36:00,411 --> 00:36:02,330 Sunt o persoan� �n contradictoriu... 520 00:36:02,413 --> 00:36:04,499 liberal�, dar intolerant�. 521 00:36:04,582 --> 00:36:07,876 �i caut pe cineva c�ruia �i plac surprizele. 522 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:09,211 Sun�-m�. 523 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:29,398 Dac� vre�i s� da�i un apel, v� rug�m �nchide�i �i forma�i din nou. 524 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:38,781 Aspect - 1. Bruneta 2. Ochi verzi - 3. �nalt� 525 00:36:57,091 --> 00:37:00,010 Alo, David. Asteptam s� m� suni, 526 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,846 de c�nd te-am v�zut �n acel restaurant mexican. 527 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,764 Am avut fantezii cu noi doi. 528 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:10,061 - Corpurile noastre acoperite cu salsa. - Salsa! 529 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,856 Suntem destina�i unul altuia, David. 530 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:17,110 - E ca �i... - Chipsuri �i salsa. 531 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,695 Exact. 532 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,867 �i acum... E cealalt� linie. A�teapt�. 533 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:27,494 - Alo. - David, sunt Mike. R�spunde. 534 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:33,542 Haide, ridica. E important. 535 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,923 - Mike. - David, mi s-a �nt�mplat. 536 00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:42,801 Felicit�ri. Uite, nu m� simt prea... 537 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,720 Nu, asculta-ma. 538 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:47,848 Stau dezbr�cat �ntr-un pat str�in... 539 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,809 �i m� uit la cea mai frumoas� femeie pe care... 540 00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:54,270 am v�zut-o vreodat�. 541 00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:57,607 Spune-i c-o salut. Trebuie s� �nchid. 542 00:37:57,690 --> 00:38:01,653 Nu, nu. Ea nu e aici. M� uit la poza ei, ok? 543 00:38:02,737 --> 00:38:05,698 Trofeul a s�rit direct �n barca mea. 544 00:38:05,782 --> 00:38:07,367 Ce tot spui acolo? 545 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:11,663 Ok, dup� petrecere, nu-mi mai amintesc nimic. 546 00:38:11,746 --> 00:38:15,083 Tot ce mi-amintec e c� am... 547 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,335 am dansat ca un nebun. 548 00:38:17,418 --> 00:38:18,961 - David... - Ce? 549 00:38:19,086 --> 00:38:21,505 Ceva magic s-a �nt�mplat �n camera asta azi noapte. 550 00:38:21,588 --> 00:38:22,798 Ceva... 551 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,051 mai important dec�t sexul. 552 00:38:28,178 --> 00:38:32,015 - Sexul a fost categoric un factor. - Dar nu-�i aminte�ti. 553 00:38:32,307 --> 00:38:34,685 Nu. Nu-mi amintec nimic, dar ascult�-m�, David. 554 00:38:34,768 --> 00:38:37,145 M-am trezit de diminea�� �i... 555 00:38:40,649 --> 00:38:43,318 - Simt. - E o senza�ie de arsur�? 556 00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:45,695 Nu. Sentimentul acela... 557 00:38:45,778 --> 00:38:48,823 c�nd �tii adev�rul. 558 00:38:49,031 --> 00:38:50,741 Am �nt�lnit-o, David. 559 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:54,579 Pentru prima dat� �n via�a mea cred c� sunt �ndr�gostit. 560 00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:59,000 La naiba. Vine. Trebuie s� �nchid. Momentul adev�rului. 561 00:39:06,048 --> 00:39:07,800 Bun� diminea�a, soare! 562 00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:11,887 E pentru mine? 563 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,849 Ups. Ai fost "deflorat". 564 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:20,770 Nu pot s� cred c� te-ai trezit dup� performan�a de azi noapte. 565 00:39:20,979 --> 00:39:23,607 Meri�i s� dormi mai mult. 566 00:39:26,192 --> 00:39:27,527 Sunt ne�ndem�natic. Scuze. 567 00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:30,655 O s� m� ocup eu de asta. Tu p�streaz�-�i for�ele. 568 00:39:32,365 --> 00:39:33,950 - Baia? - Poftim? 569 00:39:34,451 --> 00:39:38,829 - Baia. Nu m� simt bine. - O, e chiar acolo. 570 00:39:40,206 --> 00:39:44,960 Voi frumu�eii sunte�i to�i la fel. Rezisten�� mare �i stomac slab. 571 00:39:47,421 --> 00:39:48,839 Acolo. 572 00:40:11,152 --> 00:40:12,612 Te sim�i bine? 573 00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:17,617 Asta nu se �nt�mpla. 574 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,953 - Michael? - O clip�! 575 00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:29,212 Laura a fost impresionata de tine azi noapte... 576 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,090 chiar �nainte ca voi doi s� �ncepe�i s� trezi�i tot cartierul. 577 00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:36,802 �mi plac femeile. 578 00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:41,473 S�ni, picioare, p�r lung. 579 00:40:44,268 --> 00:40:45,477 �i s�ni. 580 00:40:46,270 --> 00:40:48,772 Nu am mai v�zut-o s� fac� micul dejun singur�. 581 00:40:48,855 --> 00:40:50,983 Suntem colegi de camera de 3 ani. 582 00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:53,902 Laura a mers s�-�i cumpere ni�te vitamina B12, 583 00:40:53,986 --> 00:40:55,404 si trebuie sa se �ntoarc� imediat. 584 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,698 Tata. Stai jos. 585 00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:04,036 Sunt homosexual. 586 00:41:04,453 --> 00:41:08,040 Nu! A fost ceva experimental. 587 00:41:08,165 --> 00:41:10,376 Ca �i anii de colegiu ai lui mama. 588 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,838 Dumnezeule, e genetic. 589 00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:24,848 Michael, voi fi afar�. 590 00:41:24,931 --> 00:41:28,476 C�nd termini hai sa stam de povesti. 591 00:41:28,894 --> 00:41:31,938 Dup� ce s-a �nt�mplat azi noapte... 592 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,816 ar fi bine s� ne cunoa�tem mai bine. 593 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,986 Da. Sigur, vin imediat! 594 00:41:39,696 --> 00:41:41,281 Cam nervos. 595 00:41:54,793 --> 00:41:55,920 La naiba! 596 00:42:44,258 --> 00:42:46,218 �nceteaz�! 597 00:43:04,903 --> 00:43:07,780 A fost ca �n Spiderman. 598 00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:14,453 De fapt, pu�tiule, sunt Spiderman, 599 00:43:14,537 --> 00:43:16,765 dar mi-am pierdut costumul. O s� am nevoie de bluza ta, ok? 600 00:43:16,789 --> 00:43:18,040 Sigur, Spidie. 601 00:43:18,457 --> 00:43:20,293 - E a�a de mi�to. - Da. 602 00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:24,839 S�-�i dau o m�n� de ajutor. 603 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:29,260 Billy! Pleac� de l�ng� acel om. 604 00:43:29,427 --> 00:43:34,139 Nu, dle. Pot s� v� explic. Nu e ceea ce pare. 605 00:43:35,432 --> 00:43:38,518 Domnule! 606 00:43:42,105 --> 00:43:43,481 Fiu de... 607 00:43:43,732 --> 00:43:45,483 Nu, nu. 608 00:43:45,650 --> 00:43:49,738 Nu, tati. Nu trage �n Spidie. E prietenul meu. 609 00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:54,367 Billy, d�-te. 610 00:43:55,619 --> 00:43:56,828 N-o face! 611 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,627 Fugi, Spidieb. 612 00:44:15,054 --> 00:44:17,181 E pierdut de data asta. 613 00:45:02,057 --> 00:45:04,226 �ara asta se duce de r�p�. 614 00:45:04,726 --> 00:45:07,604 Mama, uit�-te la �la micu'. 615 00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:18,323 Bravo, Laura. �nc� un m�gar. 616 00:45:39,385 --> 00:45:41,012 Alo, e Susan acolo? 617 00:45:42,471 --> 00:45:46,266 Bun�, Susan. Eu sunt David. Ai r�spuns la anun�ul meu... 618 00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:50,687 Da. �la e. 619 00:45:50,854 --> 00:45:54,274 Eu sunt, bun�, ce faci? 620 00:45:55,692 --> 00:45:59,404 Cred c� ar trebui s� ne �nt�lnim. 621 00:46:00,071 --> 00:46:03,200 Bun�, Cynthie. Ce faci? Sunt David. Exact, tipul cu sufletul pereche. 622 00:46:03,283 --> 00:46:05,827 Ce zici de restaurantul Papa Shan, ora 17, mar�i? 623 00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:09,664 Bine. Ne vedem atunci. 624 00:46:10,248 --> 00:46:13,751 Bun�, Kathleen. Mar�i, Papa Shan. 625 00:46:13,918 --> 00:46:15,836 Mar�i, Papa Shan, la 5? 626 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,421 Nu �tiu, Papa Shan, mar�i, 17:00? 627 00:46:25,888 --> 00:46:30,309 Bun�. �mi pare r�u. Tu e�ti David? 628 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,437 Nu, �mi pare r�u. 629 00:46:37,441 --> 00:46:39,692 M� duc direct �n iad cu asta. 630 00:46:41,319 --> 00:46:43,029 - David? - Nu, Ralph. 631 00:46:44,072 --> 00:46:45,365 Ce faci? 632 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:57,710 �mi pare r�u, caut pe cineva. 633 00:46:58,545 --> 00:47:00,380 Trebuie s� plec. 634 00:47:01,839 --> 00:47:05,551 - Bun�, David. - Nicole, ce faci �n Los Angeles? 635 00:47:05,717 --> 00:47:08,679 Am venit la fratele meu. Tu ce faci? 636 00:47:08,762 --> 00:47:11,098 Tocmai plecam. 637 00:47:12,641 --> 00:47:15,853 Aici e a�a �ngr�m�deal�. Nu po�i fi singur. 638 00:47:15,936 --> 00:47:19,690 - Tocmai i-ai spus David? - Da. A�a �l cheam�. 639 00:47:19,773 --> 00:47:22,317 E porecla mea. Doar prietenii apropia�i �mi spun astfel. 640 00:47:22,401 --> 00:47:26,613 - Ce tot �ndrugi acolo? - Cine are porecla David? 641 00:47:27,614 --> 00:47:31,325 Eu. E diminutiv de la davidian. Secta davidian�. 642 00:47:31,951 --> 00:47:35,913 - �i tu te �nt�lne�ti cu David? - Da. Tu cine e�ti? 643 00:47:36,038 --> 00:47:38,749 Ai r�spuns la un anun� din "Quick Match"? 644 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:42,253 - David, le cuno�ti pe aceste femei? - Fiu de... 645 00:47:42,753 --> 00:47:44,505 Suflet pereche pe naiba! 646 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,516 �nceta�i, v� rog! 647 00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,204 �mi pare r�u, am �nt�rziat. Trebuia s� m� �nt�lnesc cu cineva... 648 00:47:59,269 --> 00:48:03,773 Un idiot a invitat 4 femei �n acela�i loc �i �n acela�i timp! 649 00:48:03,857 --> 00:48:05,275 De ce? 650 00:48:05,358 --> 00:48:07,611 Vino aici, ok? 651 00:48:07,694 --> 00:48:10,405 �i trimite multe ambulan�e. 652 00:48:11,615 --> 00:48:12,991 �mi pare r�u! 653 00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:18,955 �mi pare r�u! 654 00:48:19,539 --> 00:48:21,541 Cum arata? E r�u? 655 00:48:24,418 --> 00:48:28,881 Nu. Ar��i bine. Suntem de aceea�i v�rst�... 656 00:48:28,964 --> 00:48:32,092 pune-mi cum poate cineva s� dezvolte o astfel de ur�... 657 00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:33,510 �ntr-un timp at�t de scurt? 658 00:48:33,594 --> 00:48:36,263 Probabil ai umilit 4 femei pe care nici nu le cunoteai. 659 00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,849 Am crezut c� am mai �nt�lnit-o pe una dintre ele �nainte. 660 00:48:38,933 --> 00:48:40,226 Am gresit. 661 00:48:41,977 --> 00:48:45,898 Haide, sun-o pe Sarah. 662 00:48:48,943 --> 00:48:50,377 - F�-m� s� fiu mizerabil de tot. - Las-o balt�. 663 00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:54,405 A� face r�u unui gen �ntreg, dac� a� avea de-a face cu ceea ce ai tu. 664 00:48:54,489 --> 00:48:55,907 Trebuie s� fie greu. 665 00:48:58,451 --> 00:49:02,080 Tu e�ti singura persoana de la care m� a�teptam s� m� �n�eleag�. 666 00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:05,500 Nu poate fi u�or. Mai ales acum. 667 00:49:07,085 --> 00:49:08,711 Ce vrei s� spui? 668 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:13,299 Mai bine ai suna-o tu. 669 00:49:20,472 --> 00:49:21,890 Haide, r�spunde... 670 00:49:21,974 --> 00:49:24,309 - Alo. - Alo. Sarah? 671 00:49:24,518 --> 00:49:27,813 Eu sunt Amber, lucrez cu Sarah. S�-i transmit un mesaj? 672 00:49:28,188 --> 00:49:29,731 Trebuie s� �tiu unde e? 673 00:49:29,815 --> 00:49:33,777 A plecat mai repede azi. A avut o logodn�... o �nt�lnire. 674 00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:36,446 - Cu cine? - Cine e? 675 00:49:37,531 --> 00:49:39,491 Prietenul ei, David. 676 00:49:39,783 --> 00:49:42,578 N-am �tiut c� are prieten. 677 00:49:42,952 --> 00:49:44,537 Are. 678 00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:47,665 �mi pare r�u, nu �tiu cine e�ti, 679 00:49:47,748 --> 00:49:50,418 dar �i-a� fi recunoscator, dac� mi-ai spune cu cine... 680 00:49:50,501 --> 00:49:53,796 A ie�it cu Andrew. Domnul Hahnem. 681 00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:58,384 - Domnul cum? - Da, marele �ef. 682 00:50:01,262 --> 00:50:02,889 Sigur e�ti prietenul ei? 683 00:50:04,265 --> 00:50:07,935 Adic�, �tie c� e�ti prietenul ei, nu? 684 00:50:29,998 --> 00:50:32,167 C�t timp ai fost �nsurat? 685 00:50:33,126 --> 00:50:36,629 - 7 ani. - Probabil e bine s� ai acea siguran��. 686 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:39,924 Eu sunt imaginea omului fericit p�n� la ad�nci b�tr�ne�i. 687 00:50:40,716 --> 00:50:43,219 Dar siguran�a, e un lucru sub�ire azi, 688 00:50:43,302 --> 00:50:44,637 mai ales �ntr-o c�snicie. 689 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,561 E un lucru trist de la imaginea omului fericit p�n� la ad�nci b�tr�ne�i. 690 00:50:47,598 --> 00:50:49,517 50% din c�s�torii nu sunt sigure. 691 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,686 Nu ai siguran�� dec�t �n tine. 692 00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:56,023 Ceea ce vreau s� spun, Sarah, e c� ai talent. 693 00:50:56,106 --> 00:50:59,693 Ai talent, Sarah. Modelele tale sunt fantastice. 694 00:51:00,986 --> 00:51:04,280 Numai tu po�i decide ce vei face cu acest talent. 695 00:51:05,949 --> 00:51:08,535 - A� fi vrut s� fie mai simplu. - Mai simplu? 696 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:12,330 ��i ofer o slujb� �n New York. Faci ceea ce-�i place. 697 00:51:12,413 --> 00:51:15,333 �tiu. �i e un vis devenit realitate. 698 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:18,461 Visele nu devin realitate prea des. 699 00:51:21,172 --> 00:51:23,466 Poate c� nu trebuie s� fie simplu. 700 00:51:35,811 --> 00:51:39,398 Frumos. Magnific. 701 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,068 Mikey, sunt eu. Unde-ai fost? 702 00:51:43,151 --> 00:51:46,154 N-am mai auzit nimic de la tine de c�nd ai cunoscut iubirea adev�rat�. 703 00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:47,865 Trebuie s� vorbim. 704 00:51:47,948 --> 00:51:51,910 Ridic� receptorul �i d�-mi un telefon �ntre orgasme. 705 00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:20,521 E�ti homosexual? 706 00:52:20,688 --> 00:52:23,023 C�t e�ti de homosexual? 707 00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:32,449 De la creatorii videoseriei: 'E�ti homosexual?'... 708 00:52:32,532 --> 00:52:34,659 �i 'Deci crezi c� e�ti homosexual?' 709 00:52:34,743 --> 00:52:37,162 Asocia�ia homosexualilor prezint�: 710 00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:39,539 C�t e�ti de homosexual? 711 00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:49,131 Bun�. Sunt Tim Chadway, 712 00:52:49,215 --> 00:52:51,884 pre�edinte al asocia�iei homosexualilor. 713 00:52:52,343 --> 00:52:54,011 Membrii �mi spun Bimbo. 714 00:52:54,094 --> 00:52:55,888 Probabil la fel ca milioane de americani, 715 00:52:55,971 --> 00:52:59,141 te �ntrebi c�t e�ti de homosexual? 716 00:52:59,308 --> 00:53:00,935 E o �ntrebare important�. 717 00:53:01,018 --> 00:53:03,938 Dar r�spunsul e detul de evident? 718 00:53:05,397 --> 00:53:06,815 Recunoa�te, �efule. 719 00:53:06,899 --> 00:53:10,694 Dac� te ui�i la mine acum, e�ti c�t se poate de homosexual. 720 00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:12,613 Dar nu-i nimic. 721 00:53:12,696 --> 00:53:15,156 Pentru ca aici �n centrul nostru... 722 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,326 ne str�duim s� facem c�l�toria afar� din dulap... 723 00:53:18,409 --> 00:53:20,370 c�t mai lent posibil. 724 00:53:20,453 --> 00:53:22,789 De la membrii �ndem�natici... 725 00:53:22,872 --> 00:53:25,458 avem ceva tematic, felicit�rile... 726 00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:30,380 "schimbarea orient�rii sexuale..." 727 00:53:30,463 --> 00:53:32,924 care vor fi disponibile cur�nd. 728 00:53:33,007 --> 00:53:34,926 Prietenii �i familia te vor admira... 729 00:53:35,009 --> 00:53:38,847 pentru abilitatea de a face trecerea cu stil �i fler. 730 00:53:50,190 --> 00:53:53,527 - Nu-mi vine s� cred. - De ce n-o suni? 731 00:53:53,694 --> 00:53:55,779 Nu �tii sigur ce se �nt�mpla. 732 00:53:55,863 --> 00:53:57,990 Dac� vrea a vorbim ar putea s� m� sune. 733 00:53:58,073 --> 00:53:59,867 M-am s�turat s� stau ca un idiot. 734 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:02,786 - Nu trebuie s� fiu a�a dur cu tine. - Mike avea dreptate. 735 00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:06,497 Dac� trebuie s� iau o decizie, e timpul s�-mi fac de cap. 736 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:11,127 Stai pu�in. Unde-i barul �sta, unde vrea Mike s� ne �nt�lnim? 737 00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:14,964 "The Cock Pit" (B�rlogul Penisului) 738 00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:19,260 Mai bine a�tep�i p�n� m�ine sear� cu distractia. 739 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:20,678 De ce? 740 00:54:23,055 --> 00:54:25,474 Pentru c� disear� bem cu b�ie�ii. 741 00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:29,187 Mul�i b�ie�i sus�in c� practic nu au vrut s� fie a�a. 742 00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:30,730 Ca ceva r�u s-a �nt�mplat. 743 00:54:30,813 --> 00:54:33,732 �i tot felul de prostii. 744 00:54:34,065 --> 00:54:35,609 Tu cum �i-ai dat seama? 745 00:54:35,692 --> 00:54:38,028 Dup� mai multe prietene 746 00:54:38,111 --> 00:54:40,655 �i dup� dou� c�snicii, 747 00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:43,200 am �nceput sa m� g�ndesc, "Hei, poate sunt eu de vin�". 748 00:54:44,534 --> 00:54:46,912 - A fost greu pentru tine? - Sigur. 749 00:54:46,995 --> 00:54:51,625 Cel mai greu lucru e s� prive�ti �n interiorul t�u cu sinceritate. 750 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,627 Dar trebuie s-o faci, Michael. 751 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:57,214 �i c�nd am f�cut-o, m-a lovit acel sentiment. 752 00:54:57,631 --> 00:55:01,133 Realizarea orbitoare a adev�rului pur. 753 00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:06,180 - Mike, ce faci? - B�ie�i! Lua�i loc. 754 00:55:07,765 --> 00:55:10,267 - E�ti con�tient c� asta e... - Un club pentru homosexuali? 755 00:55:10,351 --> 00:55:13,103 E ok s-o spui �i da, �tiu. 756 00:55:13,312 --> 00:55:15,981 Dar �mi place. Cred. 757 00:55:17,358 --> 00:55:21,445 �ncerc, de fapt. Stanley! Bere pentru amicii mei. 758 00:55:23,531 --> 00:55:25,615 - Pricep. - Serios? 759 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:29,202 Vrea s� bat� la distan�� cu gagica pe care a cunoscut-o la petrecere. 760 00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:33,915 Da, gagica ce l-a f�cut s� treac� la monogamie. 761 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:37,252 Abia a�tept s-o cunosc. Trebuie s� fie una ca lumea. 762 00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:38,878 S-a dovedit c� nu era persoana 763 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:43,550 care credeam eu c� este. 764 00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:49,389 - �mi pare r�u. - P�rea s� fie diferit�. 765 00:55:49,806 --> 00:55:51,890 S-o l�s�m balt�, ok? 766 00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:56,144 Care-i treaba cu barul �sta? 767 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,856 Asta nu-i locul potrivit. 768 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:04,486 Cum adic�? Are bere, are scaune. 769 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:07,739 - Ce-�i mai trebuie, Jonesy? - Ce zici de femei? 770 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,950 Sunt �ocat. 771 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,786 N-a� fi crezut c� sunte�i homofobi. 772 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:16,665 Ce ave�i cu homosexualii? 773 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:21,085 Nu avem nimic cu ei. O parte din tovar�ii mei sunt homosexuali. 774 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:22,753 A�a e. 775 00:56:36,475 --> 00:56:38,394 - Sfinte Sisoe. - Ce e? 776 00:56:38,477 --> 00:56:41,397 Jurnalul lui Mike. Toate �mecheriile. 777 00:56:41,772 --> 00:56:43,232 Asta e cartea neagr�? 778 00:56:43,316 --> 00:56:45,984 Ai norocul s-o ai, David. Nu mai imi trebuie. 779 00:56:46,151 --> 00:56:49,321 Ia uite ce de numere. Ce sunt aceste diamante negre? 780 00:56:49,404 --> 00:56:52,199 Urm�re�te p�tr��elele albastre. Na vrea s� te v�d suferind. 781 00:56:52,282 --> 00:56:53,867 E mai mult dec�t m� a�teptam. 782 00:56:53,950 --> 00:56:57,454 Cred c� tipa asta te-a prins pe la spate �i �i-a pus-o. 783 00:57:13,177 --> 00:57:15,280 Tu trebuie sa fii Nikky. Sper c� n-am venit prea devreme? 784 00:57:15,304 --> 00:57:17,473 - Deci esti prieten cu Mike? - Da. 785 00:57:20,976 --> 00:57:22,895 David, Mike �mi datoreaz� 200 de dolari. 786 00:57:23,854 --> 00:57:25,064 Numerar e bine? 787 00:57:35,491 --> 00:57:36,492 Bun�. 788 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:39,494 Intr�. 789 00:58:16,363 --> 00:58:18,365 David. Ce faci aici? 790 00:58:22,536 --> 00:58:26,915 Dac� e�ti a�a de sup�rat de ce �i-a luat dou� s�pt�m�ni s� m� suni? 791 00:58:26,999 --> 00:58:29,459 Am fost ocupat. 792 00:58:29,585 --> 00:58:31,627 Nu conteaz�. Cine e tipul? 793 00:58:31,752 --> 00:58:35,089 E �eful meu. �i nu a f�cut dec�t s�-mi ofere o nou� pozi�ie. 794 00:58:35,173 --> 00:58:38,676 De ce? Vechile pozi�ii nu-�i mai plac? 795 00:58:38,759 --> 00:58:40,219 Ca designer. 796 00:58:40,303 --> 00:58:43,848 Uite, vrea un r�spuns, dar i-am spus c� trebuie s� vorbesc cu tine. 797 00:58:43,931 --> 00:58:45,892 E vorba de mai mult de-at�t. 798 00:58:45,975 --> 00:58:48,269 �mi spui s� explorez, s� cunosc alte femei. 799 00:58:48,352 --> 00:58:49,937 Asta nu are nici o leg�tur�? 800 00:58:50,021 --> 00:58:52,773 Nu pot lua o decizie p�n� nu cunosc toate variabilele, 801 00:58:52,857 --> 00:58:54,859 iar una e �nc� �n m�inile tale. 802 00:58:55,151 --> 00:58:57,360 Minunat. Acum sunt doar o variabil�. 803 00:58:59,404 --> 00:59:02,574 Totul s-a complicat. 804 00:59:04,326 --> 00:59:07,787 De ce nu recuno�ti? ��i place acolo. 805 00:59:07,871 --> 00:59:11,541 Nu vei spune nu acestei oferte, iar eu nu sunt un motiv s-o faci. 806 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:15,962 Dac� te-ai hot�r�t, spune a�a. 807 00:59:16,671 --> 00:59:19,424 Dar nu �ncerca s� te ascunzi sub un gest nobil... 808 00:59:19,508 --> 00:59:21,343 c� nu �mi spui tu ce sa fac. 809 00:59:21,635 --> 00:59:23,344 Ce-ar fi sa fim cinsti�i? 810 00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:26,680 Lucrurile s-au schimbat, Sarah. Nu mai e doar decizia mea. 811 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,683 Ai dreptate. Nu e. De-aia vin acas� mai devreme. 812 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,644 Ce? 813 00:59:31,727 --> 00:59:34,104 M-au pl�tit s� vin acas� sa vorbim. 814 00:59:34,188 --> 00:59:35,814 M� vor aici, David. 815 00:59:35,898 --> 00:59:37,858 Poate mai mult dec�t m� vrei tu. 816 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,619 La naiba. 817 01:00:06,678 --> 01:00:09,806 Ce faci? Faci curat pentru vreo doamn�? 818 01:00:09,889 --> 01:00:13,017 Sarah se �ntoarce azi Nu mi-ai luat �i mie cafea? 819 01:00:13,101 --> 01:00:14,561 N-am �tiut cum o vrei. 820 01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:17,020 Am luat coresponden�a �n drum. 821 01:00:17,104 --> 01:00:18,564 �i care-i verdictul? 822 01:00:18,647 --> 01:00:21,567 Trebuie s�-mi fac rost de un costum, sau ce? 823 01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:24,570 Nu �nc�. Sunt mai confuz ca niciodat�. 824 01:00:41,711 --> 01:00:43,212 Te sim�i bine? 825 01:00:44,839 --> 01:00:47,091 - �nchide �nainte s� pleci. - Ce? 826 01:00:56,601 --> 01:00:58,561 Nu eram sigur� c� o sa vii. 827 01:00:58,644 --> 01:01:01,105 Sunt aici. Unde altundeva s� fi fost? 828 01:01:02,523 --> 01:01:05,151 - Ce-i asta? - M� duc la New York. 829 01:01:08,945 --> 01:01:09,988 Ce? 830 01:01:12,532 --> 01:01:14,618 - Ce? - Trebuie sa v�d pe cineva. 831 01:01:14,701 --> 01:01:17,787 - Ce tot vorbesti acolo? - Op�iuni, �tii? 832 01:01:17,954 --> 01:01:19,289 Nu mai ai op�iuni! 833 01:01:19,372 --> 01:01:22,459 S� stau aici sau s� plec. Astea sunt op�iunile tale. 834 01:01:22,584 --> 01:01:24,878 - Sarah. - Nu, asculta. 835 01:01:25,086 --> 01:01:28,340 Ascult�-m� cu aten�ie. Am venit �napoi cu un singur motiv, 836 01:01:28,423 --> 01:01:32,427 ca s�-�i dau o �ans� s� m� convingi s� nu accept aceast� slujb�. 837 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:35,304 Trebuie s� fac altceva mai �nt�i. 838 01:01:37,473 --> 01:01:41,268 Nu voi fi aici c�nd te �ntorci. ��i jur asta. 839 01:01:42,353 --> 01:01:44,104 Asta este, David. 840 01:01:45,731 --> 01:01:47,149 �tiu. 841 01:01:59,829 --> 01:02:03,832 Sunt momente �n via��, c�nd trebuie s� iei decizii foarte grele. 842 01:02:04,249 --> 01:02:08,002 �i sunt momente c�nd nu ai de ales. 843 01:02:08,086 --> 01:02:09,796 �i mai sunt situa�ii... 844 01:02:09,879 --> 01:02:13,424 �n care singura alternativ� ��i apare �n po�t�. 845 01:02:26,229 --> 01:02:27,729 M� bucur s� te v�d. 846 01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:30,482 - Ar��i bine. - �nseamn� mult pentru mine. 847 01:02:30,941 --> 01:02:34,194 - Ce faci aici? - �tiu c� e brusc. 848 01:02:34,278 --> 01:02:35,904 Am vrut s� te v�d. 849 01:02:35,988 --> 01:02:39,366 Lucrurile o iau razna pentru tine �i Julie. 850 01:02:39,575 --> 01:02:42,578 Am vrut s� v� v�d pe am�ndoi. 851 01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:44,913 Am vorbit cu Sarah. 852 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,208 Mi-a spus c� v-a�i �nt�lnit c�nd era �n ora�. 853 01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:51,545 Am vorbit cu ea acum 3 ore. 854 01:02:51,628 --> 01:02:54,338 A sunat, �n timp ce tu zburai �ncoace. 855 01:02:55,047 --> 01:02:58,551 - Se speriase. - Totul e �n regul�. 856 01:02:58,634 --> 01:03:01,470 Uite, �tiu prin ce treci. E �nfrico��tor. 857 01:03:01,554 --> 01:03:03,973 Chestia e c� trebuie s� la�i frica deoparte... 858 01:03:04,056 --> 01:03:06,726 �i s� o faci. 859 01:03:07,643 --> 01:03:11,230 Crede-m�. Cel mai r�u e c� ai putea pierde fata potrivit�, 860 01:03:11,314 --> 01:03:12,940 pentru c� te temi de c�s�torie. 861 01:03:13,024 --> 01:03:15,545 De fapt cel mai r�u ar fi s� te c�s�tore�ti cu fata nepotrivit�, 862 01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:17,236 din frica de singur�tate. 863 01:03:21,573 --> 01:03:24,910 Abia a�tept s-o cuno�ti. I-am spus totul depre tine. 864 01:03:24,993 --> 01:03:25,869 Serios? 865 01:03:25,952 --> 01:03:28,788 Da. I-am povestit depre voi to�i. Am prevenit-o. 866 01:03:28,872 --> 01:03:31,541 Chiar �i numele meu? Nu i-ai spus numele meu? 867 01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,920 Fire�te c� nu i-am spus cum te cheam�. 868 01:03:35,003 --> 01:03:38,340 M-am referit la voi ca �i caractere generale, ca indienii. 869 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,925 Mike "reguleaz� tot ce prinde". 870 01:03:40,008 --> 01:03:41,885 Tu "dansezi aiurea �n jurul vie�ii". 871 01:03:41,968 --> 01:03:44,179 Ce i-ai spus c�nd ai men�ionat numele meu? 872 01:03:44,471 --> 01:03:46,305 - Ce-i cu tine? - �mi pare r�u. 873 01:03:46,931 --> 01:03:50,017 Ce ar putea spune... Iat-o. 874 01:04:13,665 --> 01:04:15,792 El e David. David, ea e Julie. 875 01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:19,337 M� bucur s� te cunosc. Simt c� te-a� cunoa�te deja. 876 01:04:19,712 --> 01:04:22,507 - �i eu simt la fel. - Nu-i frumoas�? 877 01:04:22,632 --> 01:04:25,301 Ar��i ca �i mine c�nd am v�zut-o prima dat�. 878 01:04:25,593 --> 01:04:27,011 Atunci am realizat totul. 879 01:04:27,095 --> 01:04:29,389 A fot ca o realizarea orbitoare ca... 880 01:04:29,472 --> 01:04:30,890 Adev�rul pur. 881 01:04:32,267 --> 01:04:33,893 Mereu a fost asa de sentimental? 882 01:04:33,977 --> 01:04:37,397 - De c�nd te-am cunocut. - �mi comanzi ceva de b�ut? 883 01:04:37,814 --> 01:04:40,440 M� duc p�n� la toaleta. M� scuza�i. 884 01:04:47,656 --> 01:04:51,785 Acum �n�elegi, amice. 885 01:05:30,281 --> 01:05:33,200 Acest tip Jeff, lucreaz� la firma lui Tyler, 886 01:05:33,492 --> 01:05:35,619 e coleg de camera cu mine �i ne-a f�cut lipeala. 887 01:05:35,702 --> 01:05:37,162 Sf�r�itul pove�tii. 888 01:05:38,455 --> 01:05:42,334 Ce poveste! 889 01:05:43,543 --> 01:05:46,046 Important e c� sunte�i �mpreun�, nu? 890 01:05:46,463 --> 01:05:47,547 Da. 891 01:05:47,631 --> 01:05:50,318 Adic�, g�ndi�i-v� la diferi�ii oameni pe care i-a�i cunocut �n via��. 892 01:05:50,342 --> 01:05:52,594 Toate c�ile luate �i cele r�mase. 893 01:05:53,136 --> 01:05:56,890 Ar putea duce la prima amintire romantic�? 894 01:05:57,682 --> 01:06:00,976 - Dac� ai �ncerca. - Da. Orele de actorie dintr-a 5-a. 895 01:06:01,936 --> 01:06:06,106 Ne-au pus s� ne �ntindem pe podea, ca �i cum am fi naufragia�i. 896 01:06:06,357 --> 01:06:08,776 �i �n timp ce mergea pe "plaja", 897 01:06:09,318 --> 01:06:12,196 - calca pe noi... - Am priceput. 898 01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:13,781 Dr�gu�, scumpule. 899 01:06:16,158 --> 01:06:17,910 Dar tu, Julie? 900 01:06:22,665 --> 01:06:24,582 Nu. Tipul de la aeroport? 901 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:29,087 Ce-i cu el? 902 01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:32,966 - Poveste�te-mi de tipul de la aeroport. - E ok, drag�. 903 01:06:33,132 --> 01:06:34,801 E un prieten. 904 01:06:40,056 --> 01:06:41,266 Bine. 905 01:06:43,059 --> 01:06:46,896 Odat� am c�l�torit cu familia. 906 01:06:47,063 --> 01:06:48,606 Eram �ntr-un aeroport... 907 01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:52,067 �i tipul �sta a venit la mine din neant. 908 01:06:55,904 --> 01:06:59,241 �i a inceput s�-mi spun� tot felul de ciud��enii, 909 01:06:59,324 --> 01:07:01,785 ca a sim�it ceva c�nd m-a v�zut �i dac� 910 01:07:01,869 --> 01:07:03,871 am sim�it �i eu acelasi lucru. 911 01:07:03,954 --> 01:07:06,874 N-am �tiut ce s�-i spun, a�a c� am continuat s�-i z�mbesc. 912 01:07:06,957 --> 01:07:08,417 Apoi mi-a dat adresa lui... 913 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:11,170 �i a spus c� dac� simt la fel s� �i scriu. 914 01:07:11,253 --> 01:07:14,590 �i �n timp ce pleca aveam acel z�mbet �nghe�at pe fat�. 915 01:07:14,756 --> 01:07:17,717 N-am vrut s�-l agit. 916 01:07:17,884 --> 01:07:20,428 Mi-era fric� s� nu �mi fac� ceva r�u. 917 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,181 ��i vine s� crezi? C��i ani aveai, drag�? 918 01:07:23,264 --> 01:07:25,308 - 11. - 11 ani. 919 01:07:25,391 --> 01:07:27,727 Dac� acel fiu de c��ea ar fi aici... 920 01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:29,353 Dar l-ai dorit! 921 01:07:30,188 --> 01:07:35,109 Adic�, i-ai scris? 922 01:07:35,276 --> 01:07:38,279 Nu, fire�te c� nu. 923 01:07:42,909 --> 01:07:45,744 Vrei s� termin eu povestea? 924 01:07:45,827 --> 01:07:47,496 - Mai este? - Da. 925 01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:50,457 Nu, e ok. Pot s-o fac. 926 01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:55,504 Am aruncat adresa imediat ce tipul a disp�rut. 927 01:07:56,463 --> 01:08:00,091 Dar nu am �tiut c� sora mea Katie, 928 01:08:00,383 --> 01:08:02,844 care e cu 2 ani mai t�n�r� dec�t mine, 929 01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:06,097 a v�zut totul. 930 01:08:09,351 --> 01:08:11,227 Vroia s� fie ca mine. 931 01:08:11,310 --> 01:08:16,148 M� adora �i a �nceput s�-i scrie tipului d�ndu-se drept eu. 932 01:08:17,358 --> 01:08:19,735 I-a trimis �i o poz� de-a mea. 933 01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:22,321 �i bine�n�eles c� el a r�spuns, 934 01:08:22,488 --> 01:08:25,783 c� vrea sa fugim �mpreun�... 935 01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:27,159 �i s� facem copii. 936 01:08:27,243 --> 01:08:29,370 ��i po�i imagina? S� fac� copii? 937 01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:32,081 Asta a fost �nainte de internet. Ce pervers. 938 01:08:32,623 --> 01:08:35,000 - Scuze, drag�. E�ti ok? - Dar... 939 01:08:37,293 --> 01:08:39,754 ai aflat cine era acest tip? 940 01:08:40,463 --> 01:08:42,423 P�rin�ii mei au aflat. 941 01:08:42,674 --> 01:08:43,967 �ntr-un fel. 942 01:08:44,134 --> 01:08:47,887 Probabil au auzit-o pe Katie l�ud�ndu-se despre prietenul ei. 943 01:08:48,012 --> 01:08:49,681 Mai vorbise �i �nainte 944 01:08:49,806 --> 01:08:53,351 �i am presupus c� e un prieten imaginar. 945 01:08:53,434 --> 01:08:57,355 �i c�nd mi-a spus mie c� i-a promis s� fug� �n lume... 946 01:08:57,438 --> 01:08:59,607 �i s� fac� dragoste cu ea... 947 01:08:59,732 --> 01:09:01,860 - Sub cerul �nstelat. - Au intervenit ei. 948 01:09:02,818 --> 01:09:04,611 Avea doar 9 ani. 949 01:09:05,863 --> 01:09:08,157 Tata a sunat la poli�ie, 950 01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,034 le-a dat adresa tipului... 951 01:09:11,118 --> 01:09:14,496 �i cum �i e stilul, a dat uit�rii toat� povestea! 952 01:09:15,998 --> 01:09:18,000 Doar c��iva ani mai t�rziu... 953 01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:21,879 mi-am dat seama c� tipul �mi scria mie. 954 01:09:22,254 --> 01:09:25,716 �i am pus totul cap la cap, mi-am adus aminte de incidentul de la aeroport, 955 01:09:25,966 --> 01:09:27,759 dar nu am spus nim�nui. 956 01:09:32,763 --> 01:09:34,098 Trebuie s� plec. 957 01:09:35,558 --> 01:09:38,102 - Te sim�i bine? - Unde pleci? 958 01:09:38,519 --> 01:09:41,189 Trebuie... Mul�umesc pentru... 959 01:09:42,899 --> 01:09:45,943 Felicit�ri... La revedere. 960 01:09:53,242 --> 01:09:54,660 Am v�zut lumina. 961 01:09:54,744 --> 01:09:58,246 O fost o realizare orbitoare, 962 01:09:58,538 --> 01:09:59,789 a adev�rului pur. 963 01:09:59,873 --> 01:10:04,169 �i nu era despre cineva anume, ci despre oameni �n general. 964 01:10:05,420 --> 01:10:10,091 �n acel moment am realizat c� nu exist� "Aleasa". 965 01:10:10,258 --> 01:10:14,095 E mai mult o idee �ntip�rit� �n creier. 966 01:10:14,262 --> 01:10:18,433 O idee ce ar trebui sa fie confortabil�, dar e inspaimantatoare. 967 01:10:19,392 --> 01:10:22,436 Nu vrem s� st�m �i s� a�tept�m o for�� magic� 968 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,564 care s� ne spun� cu cine s� ne petrecem restul vie�ii. 969 01:10:25,648 --> 01:10:26,816 Dar adev�rul este ca 970 01:10:26,899 --> 01:10:29,860 nu exista fulgerul care s� te loveasc� 971 01:10:29,944 --> 01:10:32,780 �i s�-�i pun� s� alegi o persoan� anume. 972 01:10:32,863 --> 01:10:35,282 E ca �i ploaia. 973 01:10:36,617 --> 01:10:38,410 Ploaia cade tot timpul. 974 01:10:38,494 --> 01:10:41,413 C�teodat� e�ti preg�tit pentru ea, c�teodat� nu. 975 01:10:41,497 --> 01:10:45,543 �i depinde unde te prinde. Ori te prinde �n mijlocul ei, ori nu. 976 01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:49,754 De fapt majoritatea dintre noi �ncearc� s� o evite. 977 01:10:51,131 --> 01:10:53,591 Poate pierzi autobuzul. Poate �l prinzi. 978 01:10:53,675 --> 01:10:56,553 Poate ui�i de umbrel�, poate nu. 979 01:10:56,928 --> 01:10:58,471 Nu sunt semne importante. 980 01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:01,808 Doar oportunit��i �nt�mpl�toare. 981 01:11:03,309 --> 01:11:07,105 Asta face soarta. Restul depinde de noi. 982 01:11:07,730 --> 01:11:10,358 �i acum prin puterea pe care o am... 983 01:11:11,609 --> 01:11:14,653 v� declar so� �i so�ie. 984 01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:17,823 Po�i s�ruta mireasa. 985 01:12:00,031 --> 01:12:03,493 Deci, eternul burlac a fost primul care s-a �nsurat. 986 01:12:03,576 --> 01:12:06,120 Nu cred c� voi �n�elege vreodat� b�rba�ii. 987 01:12:08,705 --> 01:12:11,249 - Ar��i incredibil. - Mersi. 988 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,669 M� bucur pentru tine. Sincer. 989 01:12:15,712 --> 01:12:17,214 Merci. 990 01:12:17,464 --> 01:12:19,758 Au fost vremuri grele �n primele luni. 991 01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:21,051 A fost foarte greu. 992 01:12:21,134 --> 01:12:23,845 Apoi a trebuit s-o duc pe Nicole la Urgen��... 993 01:12:23,970 --> 01:12:27,140 s�-i refac� stomacul �i acolo era el. 994 01:12:28,391 --> 01:12:29,726 Ne-m �nt�lnit privirile 995 01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:34,480 �i am avut un sentiment indescriptibil... 996 01:12:34,563 --> 01:12:37,650 �tiu. Nu-s prea fericit. 997 01:12:42,738 --> 01:12:45,574 E minunat c� ai g�sit pe cineva care te merit�. 998 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:50,996 Dar a� min�i, dac� a� spune, c� nu-mi lipse�te prietenia noastr�. 999 01:13:21,776 --> 01:13:25,280 Ar trebui sa dansam. 1000 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:26,488 Dansezi? 1001 01:13:26,530 --> 01:13:29,533 Cred c� nu. Nu mi-am adus mici o pies�. 1002 01:13:30,284 --> 01:13:31,368 Gluma. 1003 01:13:31,493 --> 01:13:35,205 Te rog nu uita c� sunt �i copii acolo. 1004 01:13:35,289 --> 01:13:37,416 - S� r�m�i la Acord Parental. - Mici o problem�. 1005 01:13:37,749 --> 01:13:39,376 D�-mi vibratorul, vrei? 1006 01:13:44,006 --> 01:13:45,132 - Amy. - Da. 1007 01:13:45,215 --> 01:13:48,469 - N-am mai v�zut-o din colegiu. - E grozav�. 1008 01:13:49,052 --> 01:13:53,181 - Voi doi... - Nu. Suntem doar amici. 1009 01:13:56,434 --> 01:13:59,812 L-am v�zut pe nenorocitul �la cu care e Sarah acum. 1010 01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:04,233 Parc� i-ar lipsi un cromozom. 1011 01:14:04,775 --> 01:14:07,820 - Ciudatul. - Am�ndoi �tim c� e atractiv. 1012 01:14:09,155 --> 01:14:10,698 Dar ��i multumec c-ai �ncercat. 1013 01:14:13,034 --> 01:14:15,453 Pariez c� nu e neurochirurg. 1014 01:14:17,038 --> 01:14:18,372 La naiba, omule. 1015 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,500 Aici erai, drag�. 1016 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,002 Hei, �i-aminte�ti de David? 1017 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:26,671 Ne-am �nt�lnit �ntr-un restaurant acum c�teva luni. 1018 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:29,174 Sper c� nu trebuie s� pleci repede azi. 1019 01:14:29,758 --> 01:14:31,343 A fost o ceremonie frumoas�. 1020 01:14:31,426 --> 01:14:34,346 Mul�umim. M� bucur c� a putut veni �i sora mea. 1021 01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:36,556 Katie a venit? E minunat. 1022 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:39,184 Nu credeam c-o v�na. Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 1023 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:41,269 - E aici? - Da. 1024 01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:45,773 Dar nu-i plac nun�ile. Nu a trecut peste incidentul cu aeroportul. 1025 01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:48,526 - Pedofilul. - M�garul. 1026 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,444 Dragule, calmeaz�-te. 1027 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:53,864 Ar trebui s� v� fac cuno�tin��. 1028 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,284 Ce idee minunat�. 1029 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,830 - Du-te si cheam-o. - Nu, nu. Nu e nevoie. 1030 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:05,459 - E virgin�. Arat� beton. - Cred c-o v�d. Sta�i aici. 1031 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:06,794 M� �ntorc imediat. 1032 01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:10,965 Ce-i cu tine? Ar��i ca atunci la restaurant... 1033 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,215 Trebuie s� plec. 1034 01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:13,883 Zdruncinat. 1035 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:36,906 - Taxi express. - Am nevoie de un taxi. 1036 01:15:39,658 --> 01:15:42,161 Doamnelor �i domnilor, acum Mike Hanson, cavaler de onoare... 1037 01:15:42,578 --> 01:15:45,247 vrea sa fac� un toast pentru miri. 1038 01:15:48,834 --> 01:15:50,335 Mul�umesc. 1039 01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:53,422 Mul�umesc. 1040 01:15:59,261 --> 01:16:00,846 Mult� lume nu m� cunoa�te, 1041 01:16:00,929 --> 01:16:05,516 dar am avut pl�cerea de a fi... 1042 01:16:06,184 --> 01:16:08,895 colegul de camer� al lui Tyler �n colegiu. 1043 01:16:08,978 --> 01:16:14,025 Da, asa e! Phi Lamb! Cine-i b�iatul, Mikey! 1044 01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:19,030 Iar azi am privilegiul de a fi... 1045 01:16:20,031 --> 01:16:22,408 cavaler de onoare la nunta lui. 1046 01:16:22,867 --> 01:16:27,497 Am fost �ocat s� aud c� se �nsoar�. 1047 01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:31,625 Dar dup� ce am vorbit cu el la telefon, 1048 01:16:32,584 --> 01:16:34,002 am �nceput s� �n�eleg. 1049 01:16:34,085 --> 01:16:37,506 Facem totul �mpreun�. Mi�carea din �olduri, �tii? 1050 01:16:37,589 --> 01:16:40,425 Ceea ce fac ace�ti doi oameni... 1051 01:16:40,509 --> 01:16:43,220 e c� se las� condu�i... 1052 01:16:44,763 --> 01:16:46,723 de o realizare orbitoare. 1053 01:16:47,599 --> 01:16:48,934 Adev�rul pur. 1054 01:16:49,684 --> 01:16:54,397 Au stat �n fa�a tuturor �i �i-au ar�tat dragostea. 1055 01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:58,317 Nu �tiu, dar c�nd vezi at�ta putere... 1056 01:16:58,484 --> 01:17:00,820 �i curaj... 1057 01:17:01,362 --> 01:17:04,490 m� inspir� at�t de puternic �nc�t nu pot exprima �n cuvinte. 1058 01:17:10,496 --> 01:17:13,958 Vedei, de�i mul�i nu m� cunoa�te�i, 1059 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,460 restul doar crede�i c� m� cunoasteti. 1060 01:17:16,752 --> 01:17:20,089 Adev�rul e ca o s� cunoa�te�i adev�rul acum. 1061 01:17:22,591 --> 01:17:24,592 M� numesc Mike Hanson 1062 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:27,595 �i sunt homosexual. 1063 01:17:34,144 --> 01:17:35,770 Mul�umesc. 1064 01:17:39,941 --> 01:17:42,610 Nu l-am cunoscut a�a de bine. 1065 01:17:44,779 --> 01:17:48,032 S� toast�m pentru miri. Fericitari! 1066 01:17:57,249 --> 01:17:58,876 Haide. 1067 01:18:11,889 --> 01:18:14,558 De ce toat� lumea �ncearc� s�-mi fac� lipeala? 1068 01:18:14,725 --> 01:18:16,767 Nu va fi niciodat� "alesul". 1069 01:18:16,934 --> 01:18:19,312 Katie, te rog vino s�-l cuno�ti. 1070 01:18:29,864 --> 01:18:31,866 Ar��i beton. 1071 01:18:33,493 --> 01:18:36,287 Bine, hai s�-l vedem pe tipul �sta. 1072 01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:44,044 Aici erai, drag�. 1073 01:18:44,586 --> 01:18:47,756 - Katie, m� bucur c� ai venit. - Merci. 1074 01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:51,885 - Trebuie s� mergem. Limuzina e aici. - Drag�, l-ai v�zut pe David? 1075 01:18:52,677 --> 01:18:56,431 Nu �tiu. Cred c-a plecat cu Mike �i Amy. Nu i-am v�zut nici pe ei. 1076 01:18:56,515 --> 01:18:58,850 �tii ceva? Ar trebui s�-i l�s�m pe ei. 1077 01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:01,561 Te a�tept �n fa�a. Trebuie s� mergem. 1078 01:19:02,103 --> 01:19:04,815 - E ok. Du-te. - Nu, vii cu noi. 1079 01:19:04,898 --> 01:19:07,859 Nu. E ziua ta. Nu-�i f� griji pentru mine. 1080 01:19:07,943 --> 01:19:10,444 - E�ti sigur�? - Da. Du-te. 1081 01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,571 - Te iubesc. - �i eu. 1082 01:19:16,659 --> 01:19:19,453 Nu vreau s� pun la �ndoial� anun�ul t�u, 1083 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:22,039 dar haide, Mike, nu ai f�cut-o niciodat�! 1084 01:19:22,289 --> 01:19:23,666 E logic. 1085 01:19:23,749 --> 01:19:27,670 Toat� via�a am tratat femeile ca pe ni�te gunoaie de la distan��. 1086 01:19:27,753 --> 01:19:29,547 Le-am folosit ca s� m� distrez. 1087 01:19:30,339 --> 01:19:32,716 Asta nu �nseamn� c� e�ti homosexual. 1088 01:19:33,134 --> 01:19:35,135 Te face idiot. 1089 01:19:45,895 --> 01:19:49,941 - �mi pare r�u, astepti pe cineva? - Nu, urca. 1090 01:19:50,108 --> 01:19:52,444 Un moment, �la e taxiul meu. 1091 01:20:17,843 --> 01:20:19,720 Ce oameni insolen�i! 1092 01:20:20,095 --> 01:20:24,933 ��i spun s� te gr�be�ti �i vii, iar ei nu sunt acolo! 1093 01:20:35,818 --> 01:20:38,488 M� simt ca un idiot. 1094 01:20:38,571 --> 01:20:40,114 �tiu sentimentul. 1095 01:20:41,407 --> 01:20:44,535 �l �tii? 1096 01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:53,377 A fot o nunt� frumoas�? 1097 01:20:54,961 --> 01:20:56,838 Nu, nu din nou! 1098 01:20:59,633 --> 01:21:00,675 Dumnezeule. 1099 01:21:01,426 --> 01:21:02,969 Nu, te rog. 1100 01:21:07,724 --> 01:21:09,392 E�ti teaf�r? 1101 01:21:25,116 --> 01:21:27,326 Tu e�ti? 1102 01:21:29,245 --> 01:21:31,914 Te-am c�utat peste tot. 1103 01:21:36,168 --> 01:21:38,170 De ce a durat at�t? 1104 01:21:54,269 --> 01:21:57,063 Simt g�dil�turi prin interior. 1105 01:21:57,689 --> 01:22:00,108 �tiu. �i eu. 1106 01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:02,694 Nu. Eu simt �ntr-un mod �nfrico��tor. 1107 01:22:05,488 --> 01:22:08,491 Da. Ar trebui s� te ducem la spital. 1108 01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:33,223 Ce face�i? 1109 01:22:33,807 --> 01:22:35,476 Ai zis c� e�ti homosexual. 1110 01:22:35,559 --> 01:22:37,144 �i ce vrei s� spui? 1111 01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:51,959 Traducerea �i adaptarea: MARIUS VOICU POP 87179

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