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Whoa. Scarlett Johansson's so hot.
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She makes my pee -pee tingle.
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You need to stop faking you're a monkey.
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You're going to go blind. Blind?
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One time, I peed so much, I came in my
own eye. It felt so bad.
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Okay, so this is it.
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We're about to meet our long -lost
stepbrothers.
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Hey, butthead.
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What, Beavis?
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Do you think we'll ever get laid?
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I don't know. I just got laid with your
mama.
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Shut up, butthead. Don't talk about my
mom.
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She wanted a cream pie for me last
night.
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What's a cream pie?
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I don't know, but it's what your mama
wanted.
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Shut up, butthead.
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Do you think they're smart?
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Maybe they're like us.
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I wonder what they look like.
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Maybe they're cute.
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Ew, they're our brothers. You what?
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But I bet they're probably really smart.
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They're probably just like us.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's probably your mom right now.
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Butthead, you're pissing me off.
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Angel, that's a payable.
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Whoa,
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cool. Are you guys here to get laid?
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No, we're your mom and mom's sisters.
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I texted you guys.
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Responded.
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See?
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Come in.
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Yeah, yeah, come inside.
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He said, come inside.
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So, I was communicating with you guys
over text, right?
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And, like, her parents seem to be
married.
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I don't know. We wanted to get to know
you guys. We just had to meet you.
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Yeah, we're super excited to finally
meet you.
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You hear that, Beavis? These girls are
excited about your meat.
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Whoa! You girls want to see my meat?
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Ew, that's not what I said.
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Hold on, Beavis.
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Sorry, girls.
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We're going to need a second to go talk.
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You're caught plucking us right now.
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Venus, you dillable.
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You can ruin our chances of finally
getting laid.
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I don't know. I think I was doing pretty
good. I was about to show them my
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monkey.
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Shut up and let me do the talking.
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I know just how to get in their pants.
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But they weren't wearing any pants.
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Just let the master do his work. Talk to
master at work.
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Master. He said masturbate.
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Are you sure these guys are our
brothers? I mean, hey, it's a total
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Don't be so quick to judge.
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You know what they say about geniuses
and how they, like, live eccentric lives
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because they just have so much going on
in their head.
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Wait, it's a total pig's eye. I don't...
It just seems sus.
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Trust me, I can tell these guys are out
there.
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We should just go along with whatever
they say. You might learn something.
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I mean, you're the one with the 140 IQ,
so... Hey, don't cut yourself short. You
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had a near -perfect score on your SAT.
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Hey, baby, you want to do some stuff?
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Sure, we'd love to do anything with our
brother.
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Anything? Whoa, whoa.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, we're cool. We
like to do stuff.
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But you guys have a mind.
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I think he sucks
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So, Beavis, tell me about yourself.
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I'm not supposed to talk.
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So, is that like a personal choice?
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Like, I kind of like it. It's like deep
thinking. Like, man a few words, you
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know? Yeah. I mean, thinking sucks.
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Talking sucks, too.
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I'd rather do stuff.
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I can totally relate.
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Most people just...
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talk and they they don't listen yeah
like butthead sometimes he keeps talking
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about my mom and i'm like shut up shut
up i'm talking about my mom oh i totally
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get that i'm saying sometimes angel she
just goes on and on and on she never
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shuts up hey it's true you know you know
beavis you and i have more in common
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than i thought yeah
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Oh, ew!
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I
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am
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Cornholio. I need pussy for my cock. You
want to touch it?
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Maybe if I stick his dick, he'll, like,
calm down or something.
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Maybe.
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Yeah,
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that's a great idea.
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I want to hold you up, too.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Don't fuck it up, Herman.
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Oh my God.
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Those boos are nice.
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There's such a lot.
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Shut up, buddy.
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You guys should, like, trade off
blowjobs.
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What?
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No. Yeah, like, at the same time.
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No.
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No, I don't want to fuck my brother's
dick.
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we're not digging around.
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they're super geniuses, so they might be
on this one thing.
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I think you guys should bend over.
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Let me touch it too.
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Stop saying that.
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hot. You just had your dick in her mouth
and now she's kissing it.
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Don't remind me.
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You're doing really nice.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah.
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You should do the same thing.
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Both of your tits are in my face.
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What do you guys should do?
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You should 69.
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What?
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You guys already kissed.
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Just look at each other's pussy.
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Get on your back.
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Good idea.
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What do you guys need to do? Just watch?
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You should lie down.
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You want to watch me call my dick
nurses?
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They're really close.
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Lift it up a little bit.
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Here, just put it in your mouth.
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Whoops.
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Oh my God, that feels so good.
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Oh, it's all right.
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Just get it wet so I can put it in your
mouth.
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Get it wet so I can put it back in.
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Get your tongue out.
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just let me...
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This is so awesome.
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It doesn't feel bad.
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It feels great.
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These guys are geniuses. I think that
they're actually fucking dumbasses.
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