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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:15,460 喂, 怎麼搞的啊? 你這臭小子, 好急啊, 一大群人等著你啊打你個小人頭, 2 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:19,880 打到你有氣無敵你別動啊, 3 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,200 這些俄文是難讀聽的啊 4 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,810 咱们去 5 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,540 這件事帶來了嗎? 6 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:31,820 給我看看。 7 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:43,140 告訴你, 這件事是我很辛苦在我媽的櫃檯撩出來的, 別耍我。 8 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:48,340 那件事我是很辛苦在我爸的倉庫插出來的, 你也不要害我。 9 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,600 再次聽說有導彈。 10 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,720 你幹什麼? 11 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,400 不好意思, 打擾了! 12 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,419 下次不要了! 13 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 頂甲! 14 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,840 站住! 放下槍! 15 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,840 搞什麼鬼? 沒錢打了! 16 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,640 抓住他! 17 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,210 如果不把錢交出來, 我們就 F at! 18 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,080 這樣也行? 19 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,300 是最新科技呀! 沒有說你知道嗎? 沒有呀! 20 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:16,230 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 21 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:19,890 快點呀, 22 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:27,130 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 23 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:27,750 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快 24 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,010 呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 25 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:28,010 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快 26 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:34,010 呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 快點呀, 27 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:36,530 快點呀, 快點呀, 28 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,620 就是講關於那個 …… Sir, 那部機子被剝掉了。是呀! 29 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,060 找人修正它吧! 30 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,300 Yes, Sir! 31 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,520 又可以了! 32 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:52,600 好, 言歸正傳。今早搞到我們一早就撲回來開會的罪魁禍首, 你猜是誰呢? 33 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,840 這條粉餅就是他! 34 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:55,820 陳警長! 35 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,140 錯! 36 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,300 現在對了, 是合勝! 37 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:06,440 根據上個月, 加計會出來的報告, 說我們本法的罪案率已經上升了一百分之一百八十! 38 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,060 大家怎麼看? 39 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,290 沒眼睛看啦! 40 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,370 Sir! 你說! 41 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:14,110 今早影棚教委剛剛剩下兩個, 給我放他! 42 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:15,370 是呀, Sir! 43 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:19,810 Sir, 其實罪案率上升是關我們差事嗎? 44 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,009 對呀! 45 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:25,410 我都知道罪案率上升是小事, 但影響到我們部門的面子就是大事! 46 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:28,250 我頂你個肺! 你這個混蛋玩完沒有? 47 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:30,990 Sorry, Sir! 48 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:37,950 不知所謂, 經過我過多月調查所得, 懷疑弄得我們滿城風雨利益這麼氣的俠盛呢? 49 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:39,270 就是他! 50 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:40,890 是他! 51 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,370 是他! 52 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:43,630 是他! 53 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:44,830 或者是他! 54 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:47,030 全部都不是! 55 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,490 但是根據可靠資料顯示, 我們懷疑俠盛的死人鬥呢? 56 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:52,910 應該是香港! 57 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:56,510 那派一隊空軍過去解僱他不就可以了嗎? 58 00:06:57,190 --> 00:06:58,510 你們神經病嗎? 59 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,640 是不是不用錢? 60 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:13,600 為了皮肺起見, 我決定在國際認證那邊, 申請一隻精靈一點的特警過來, 搞定他就算了。誰? 61 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:16,700 他就是, 滾天豹! 62 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,900 喂, Sir, 不行! 63 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:20,579 為甚麼? 64 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:25,100 他現在在荷里活做明星, 很紅的, 我怕他沒有棋子。那即是怎樣? 65 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,740 Sir, 不如我推薦一個人給你? 看看。 66 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,180 喂, 這是甚麼水? 67 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,580 這是甚麼? 68 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:40,710 他是光天炮的新一代, 叫做光天大代, 好東西來的。唉, 好過沒有了。 Sir, 不行了。 69 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,030 又怎樣了? 70 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,970 資料說他調去廣州。調了多久? 71 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:50,490 三十年。唉, 72 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:56,510 隨便了。你馬上叫他帶火車來香港, 找老虎報到。我? 73 00:07:57,490 --> 00:07:58,490 是不是不行了? 74 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:02,350 OK, 散會。一起去! 75 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,540 是呀, 足友。 76 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,820 嘩, 這班傢伙比我還快。 77 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,500 啊, 78 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,500 狗為鳥, 香港。 79 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,640 傻標! 80 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,220 傻標, 你給我站住! 81 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:36,690 喂喂喂, 認錯人了, 幹什麼你們, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 82 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:40,350 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹什麼, 幹 83 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:55,530 什麼, 84 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,860 我都說我不是傻彪, 大哥你說話, 你不是傻彪, 難道我是嗎? 85 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:09,980 我們已經抓到傻彪了弄了我的頭髮, 砍了這塊石頭沒有 86 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:16,000 什麼, 不認識我那現在知道是怎樣了? 87 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:23,220 就是誤會了, 過機, 那邊傻彪, 走吧你幹, 再無謂 88 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 利用 89 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:41,110 濕男小妹什麼師傅? 給我試試看穿上它吧什麼來的? 90 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:47,570 是我最新發明的超級鼻彈衣又是這科嗎? 找它吧回來 91 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:49,970 有什麼? 92 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:57,070 誰乖乖的給我穿上它我就給他一千元我給你什麼意思? 93 00:09:57,370 --> 00:10:00,090 想打我嗎? 誰差事誰事 94 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:14,310 放心, 這件事, 老虎槍也打不進的。不進的, 不進的。師父, 會不會像上次那樣, 這裡 95 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:15,310 整個洞的? 96 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:22,710 上次我計算了一點點, 這次不會的, 你相信我吧。我相信你, 你信不 97 00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:24,070 信? 我也相信。 98 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,550 你站穩, 我來了。 99 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,250 这就给你啊 100 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,570 我吃呀! 我吃呀! 你吹吧! 我吃呀! 你吹吧! 101 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,870 我吃呀! 吹吧! 102 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,189 吹吧! 103 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,169 吹吧! 吹吧! 104 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:25,610 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 105 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:26,670 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 106 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,069 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 吹吧! 107 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:27,629 吹吧! 108 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:28,630 吹吧! 吹吧! 109 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:32,950 吹吧! 110 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,170 吹吧! 111 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:40,790 吹吧! 112 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:43,350 吹 113 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:51,270 這麼貴的惡霸, 都是麻將機玩的。你假的, 我走走你, 加個幾百萬分。這麼 114 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,270 厲害, 有沒有吹噓? 115 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,970 這麼厲害, 倒個早餐吧。好啊。 116 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,090 喂, 你是誰? 117 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,090 我? 不是跟你報到嗎? 118 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:04,590 你幹嘛坐我的位子? 打遊戲啊。 Att ention! 119 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,410 你記不記得? 120 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,010 不記得了, 你呢? 121 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,230 我也不記得了。 122 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,120 你又是那個 …… 軍兵炮! 123 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,440 承認吧! 124 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,780 你裝什麼? 125 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:22,980 這裡是香港地! 126 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,460 你無權私藏軍械! 放下! 127 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,520 但是我是警察! 128 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,100 不過你不是香港警察! 129 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,600 這裡是由我作主! 130 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,920 把槍交出來! 131 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,760 沒有了嗎? 132 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,160 還有些未運到的。 133 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:56,900 我告訴你, 我不管你以前怎樣厲害, 總之在我地方工作, 就一定要循規道 134 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,220 具。如果有任何要害, 我就馬上鎖你。 U nder stand? 135 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,420 我明白, 但我身無長物, 那麼這個查案會不會比較危險呢? 136 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,600 我會派一隻警戒的 F IT 馬和你做拍檔, 沒問題吧? 137 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,100 希望吧。我贏了你就放我吧。 138 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,170 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 139 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,170 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 140 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,130 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 141 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,850 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 142 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,130 你騙我老婆! 143 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:28,450 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙 144 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:28,450 我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老 145 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:33,370 婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 你騙我老婆! 146 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,510 你騙我老婆! 你 147 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:41,890 騙我老 148 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:45,470 婆! 千真淚! 149 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,910 什麼淚? 150 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,070 口公子! 151 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:49,710 我都沒說! 黃匯寫! 152 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,129 這樣也行? 153 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,550 不要! 你撲嘴! 154 00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:54,150 千真淚! 155 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,370 小姐, 什麼事? 幹什麼? 156 00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,630 殺人破棚還是強姦? 157 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:00,930 沒有, 圍爛泊車而已! 158 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,870 我要驗傷! 159 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,170 小姐, 不用這麼生氣! 160 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,890 是呀, 被監控沒做就行了! 161 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,390 我知道了! 162 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,350 師姐, 找我嗎? 163 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,150 問得多餘的, 交給他! 164 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,690 Yes, Madam! 165 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,070 我沒有份的! 166 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,170 被你打了! 167 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,230 很厲害的! 168 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,750 倒楣! 169 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720 想不想? 170 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,440 誰? 碧姬豹! 171 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,940 碧姬豹, 你過來! 172 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,400 Sir, 是不是有錢還? 173 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,540 賭債賭還, 不是現在, 回來! 174 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680 Sir! 175 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,100 這個是光天豹, 將會是你的新拍檔。 176 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:13,200 這個就叫碧姬豹, 在調查合證的時候, 有什麼不明白就問他。 177 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,540 多多指教! 多餘啦! 178 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:16,820 喂! 179 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,840 你知道我一向都不喜歡有拍檔的啦! 180 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,840 這些是蝕頭婆的意思, 不關我的事! 坐下! 181 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,300 站住! 182 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,300 這是我的! 183 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,620 好! 立刻還錢! 184 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,380 喂! 這裡不是警署來的! 185 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,280 再等一會兒! 186 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,100 好, 我等你! 187 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:41,680 姐姐, 這次你當可憐一下幫幫忙吧! 不! 188 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:50,170 來 … 走吧 … 姐姐, 你知不知道? 景花之中, 最 189 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:55,470 漂亮的是你我提名你選你馬蕉花 190 00:16:55,470 --> 00:17:00,450 木仔, 191 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:07,470 跟著我沒問題麻煩你勤勤力力、聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰聰 192 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,040 嘩, 你的手指很毒的? 193 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,020 學東西就跟著來。 194 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,560 這次你又想不想? 195 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,020 想, 這樣也算盤檔? 196 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,180 行了行了, 先拍一拍。 197 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:33,700 你們這群馬騮, 不要親撲, 做事! 198 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,760 什麼事這麼吵? 199 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,360 沒事啊沒有就最好了 200 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:10,770 師父, 你怎麼這樣? 201 00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:11,990 我怎麼知道? 202 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:21,110 還玩不玩? 203 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:22,629 扮演? 204 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,810 現在什麼這麼大件事? 殺父受孕? 205 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:32,070 辛蘭, 你說。小妹, 拿了一本雜誌不還。本書我有份給錢。別吵! 206 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:40,470 為了一本小小雜誌, 又搞到開拓。將來如果有什麼大件事, 就要立架生。 207 00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:45,090 縱禮! 208 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:51,930 古語也有云, 團結就是力量。這麼簡單的道理也不懂? 209 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,390 不懂! 210 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,950 給我咬斷它! 211 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:00,530 一瓶當然容易! 212 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:02,810 試試這瓶! 213 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,070 玩我嗎? 214 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,350 讓我來! 215 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,330 所以說團結的力量是多麼重要! 216 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,650 當筷子集中在一起, 就沒辦法咬斷它! 217 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,560 即是怎樣? 218 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,820 我 ... 我是師父吧! 219 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:33,220 今天的頭條新聞, 又是有關那個叫做俠性的神偷。什麼? 220 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,600 俠性啊? 221 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:36,820 繼續。 222 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:44,540 香港的瘋狂機構, 又收到一張由俠性寄出的支票, 說興建 223 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:48,500 老人院, 所以人人都說他是現代的羅賓漢。 224 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,820 蘭果來的, 真正的強者在這裡! 225 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,140 老闆, 我出得去嗎? 226 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,740 你很急吧? 227 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,900 出去吧! 228 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,740 你跟著來! 229 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,720 為什麼你會喜歡吃這種東西? 230 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:10,820 喂! 231 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 下來! 232 00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:29,770 我是電腦, 我是電腦。 233 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:37,210 想拿資料就問你 I Q 博士, 你整天都側下側下。這樣也算電腦嗎? 你 234 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:39,430 這樣也算藝人嗎? 235 00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:42,410 他揣我, 我先教教你。 236 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,370 這些就叫衰口賤。 237 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:57,820 首先, 我們要以電腦模擬方程式畫出合適的面貌。快查資料吧以我 I Q 和智 238 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:04,800 慧, 二個叫計機警害 239 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800 怕嗎? 害怕什麼? 240 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920 什麼害怕? 241 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,280 沒有玩意了 242 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:16,940 大哥, 243 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,200 當我不著, 幫幫我好嗎? 244 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,720 在大哥的電腦幫幫我 245 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,479 成功了! 246 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,920 是成功才好, 天才! 247 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,760 看來是! 248 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,640 搞定! 249 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320 我簡直是最好的黑丁! 250 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,900 你不是現在就去抓人嗎? 251 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,460 這個拼圖本本雜誌都有的, 天才! 252 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:03,440 是呀, 也有呀。不懂用電腦就虛心一點請教一下人, 明白 253 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,440 嗎? 254 00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:18,040 這麼黑的? 255 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360 聰明一點。 256 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:42,770 我的肚餓聲你很肚餓嗎? 257 00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:50,090 無用不如我們回家等 258 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,210 合成也不一定來這裡你說什麼? 259 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:56,410 叫你等就等吧再吵我批評你 260 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,660 喂, 別說我虐待你, 去買東西吃吧。 261 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:25,820 早點出箱吧, 餓到仆街了。喂, 兩份。 262 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,380 給錢吧。 263 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,260 你還沒走啊走 264 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:18,820 啊 265 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:24,080 還沒走啊 266 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,840 她說什麼? 267 00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:58,460 她說什麼? 她說什麼? 她說什麼? 她說什麼? 268 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 她說什麼? 269 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,640 師父, 豐富的人怎麼樣? 270 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,700 怎麼樣? 你們倆想一想吧! 271 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,840 早知道有你們, 豬哥也有你們! 272 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,540 你不是想告訴我, 你說那兩個女生是合適的嗎? 273 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,320 正確! 274 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,180 發財了! 275 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,620 好垃圾呀! 好垃圾呀! 276 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,900 救命呀! 救命呀! 我的家! 結帳呀! 結帳呀! 277 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,010 你進去殺人殺誰? 278 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:30,750 殺我快去殺他我有槍的那快去殺他 279 00:29:53,889 --> 00:29:56,750 別過來, 我很大殺傷力大哥, 280 00:29:58,550 --> 00:30:01,270 你打我, 你告訴我什麼事好不好? 281 00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,210 你搞什麼? 282 00:30:06,490 --> 00:30:11,910 我也不知道別讓他走, 別走別 283 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:15,550 廢, 滾開 284 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,060 謝謝光靠啊 285 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:06,360 大佬, 你繼續, 我都要給你快點拿出來快 286 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,140 點, 快點還有 287 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:16,060 嗎? 沒有了, 這麼多了還有豆檸哇, 288 00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:18,380 這樣也行? 289 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:23,860 你這個傢伙我自己不知道的小姐, 你知不知道剛才發生什麼事? 290 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,380 我為了你倆被人砍, 你怎報答我? 291 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,920 那我們就以身上去吧! 292 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,340 留給你們呀! 293 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,060 看天使! 294 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:44,940 老頭! 295 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,700 中頭! 296 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280 中! 297 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,060 其實你連臉都一樣的啦! 298 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:54,780 浪費子彈! 299 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,100 你先顧好自己吧! 死人四眼妹! 300 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,060 四眼都準備你呀! 301 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,160 你搞什麼? 302 00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:56,150 很辣, 火了, 好痛 303 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:18,719 女婿! 304 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,560 哎呀, 糟糕! 305 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,960 跟我去快餐館! 306 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,740 哎呀, 307 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:38,760 好像 308 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:44,620 來遲一步了, 看看還有沒有事。你沒事吧? 309 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,580 附近有沒有醫生? 310 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,520 那你有沒有錢? 311 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:55,720 低付三十幾千元。那我就是醫生了。那我扶你回我醫院吧。你真是出 312 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,720 路易貴人。 313 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,520 早就說你沒用的了, 死不認賊。如果讓你來, 再壞了。說話。以後做事不要跟著我, 314 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:09,179 拖手拖腳。你今天扭臭先。好啊, 來吧。來不來? 來吧。 315 00:34:30,939 --> 00:34:33,199 這就是醫館嗎? 我老是兼職的。 316 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,120 好聲音啊! 317 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,199 訓裝啊? 318 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,780 又是幫我拿藥出來的。 319 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,179 你真有型啊! 謝謝。 320 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,239 什麼? 321 00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:48,679 你這麼害怕? 322 00:34:48,699 --> 00:34:49,699 我害怕? 323 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,020 我說的那個警察就是他。 324 00:34:52,739 --> 00:34:53,739 你怎麼看? 325 00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:09,570 師傅, 這 326 00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:21,070 幅 327 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,630 畫這麼難看 328 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:33,260 有個朋友想拿幅畫出去賣, 誰知在半路撞車, 我醫他的時候, 順便醫了幅畫。哦, 那我就 329 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:40,040 送了幅畫給你做紀念了。哈哈, 是呀。哎呀, 真是聰明呀。很聰明呀。當然啦, 330 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,040 天才嘛。聰明小子。 331 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:45,560 啊, 幅畫沒什麼吧? 332 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:52,520 哦, 沒什麼, 你有心了。你幫我拿一些工具出來, 我要幫這位天才先生做手術。啊, 做手術? 333 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,620 是啊, 我剛才摸你的腳的時候。 334 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:57,910 發覺你的腳的內傷很重那怎麼辦? 335 00:35:58,370 --> 00:36:05,170 所以我就決定給你切了它師傅夾傷了不用 336 00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:12,150 了嗎? 要的我放棄了不好意思要怎麼做人? 先做熱閉喉吧慢著師 337 00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:17,110 傅有沒有那些壞靚靜的方法頂住呢? 338 00:36:17,990 --> 00:36:20,550 有失能給我拿個寶貝出來是 339 00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:26,110 其實我幫你做手術, 都是想你好而已。其實我知道。 340 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,210 若果就是有什麼後遺症, 你不要怪我。 341 00:36:30,450 --> 00:36:31,570 我怎會怪你? 342 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:35,990 你今天不接我一腳, 已經算是我再生父母了, 師父。 343 00:36:37,890 --> 00:36:40,750 師父, 又來了。什麼來的, 師父? 344 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:47,610 這顆是我家前的神鵰花柳丹, 能醫百病的。我來查你, 我來吃的。吃的。生意多少錢吃? 345 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:51,370 一次過。謝謝三千九百九。截了的。 346 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 四千元? 347 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,480 免帳! 多謝! 348 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,100 人呢? 349 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,960 這次真是出路遇貴人! 350 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,180 謝謝師傅! 師姐! 記住吃藥! 一瓶果嘛! 拜拜! 351 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600 拜拜! 352 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,900 師傅, 厲害! 353 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,178 這麼快搞定他! 354 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,180 什麼說? 355 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640 天才! 356 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,640 有沒有發到惡夢呀? 有! 357 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:49,440 有沒有夢會呀? 358 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,920 有! 359 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:53,540 七次! 360 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,280 驚! 驚驚! 361 00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:19,250 好枝架架的, 叻叻叻。 362 00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:24,190 今天字這麼深, 讀給我聽。 OK。 363 00:38:29,530 --> 00:38:34,790 星龍又開拍一部大製作, 周星馳片酬八百萬, 鬧得華簽約愛。 364 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:37,890 這些都算是新聞啊? 是啊。 365 00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,350 Oh, no! 366 00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:48,510 最近在四川, 找到蠢似王的劍, 這件寶物現在正在運去香港, 準備遲些送去佳應博物 367 00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:49,510 館那裡煎腩。 368 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:55,650 你幫我訂機位, 你幫我收拾衣服, 你上去教水給我洗澡, 其他人全部準備出發去香港。 369 00:38:56,470 --> 00:39:02,430 喂, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快 370 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:04,370 點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快 371 00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:05,890 點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快點, 快 372 00:39:05,890 --> 00:39:09,830 點, 快點, 快點, 快 373 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:16,980 你今年幾歲? 374 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,640 你有沒有父母? 375 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,240 你一餐吃多少碗飯? 376 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,120 你大媽什麼時候來的? 不要騙我。 377 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,980 這是海鮮。 378 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,780 這叫高空雜物, 是香港的特色。同志, 你還有錢嗎? 379 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,800 你不要緊急, 沒有餅來的。不, 回家再等, 可能還有錄像機、雪櫃等東西。 380 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,300 又來了, 又來了。 381 00:39:51,069 --> 00:39:57,090 總國記來給我叫我查這個人? 382 00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:58,930 難道這個就是俠星? 383 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:00,730 你見過他沒有? 384 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,200 姐姐, 幫幫忙吧, 時間快到了, 來吧! 385 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,420 你這個壞蛋! 386 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,120 我也是想幫你! 387 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,058 你慘了什麼? 388 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:10,180 拿著, 摸底! 389 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,460 喂, 390 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,400 十元一個呀! 好醜呀! 391 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640 拿緊呀! 392 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800 哇! 393 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,040 這麼梅的呀! 394 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:28,260 你戴了多久呀? 395 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,880 三十年呀! 哇! 396 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:33,020 都算耐用呀! 397 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,698 什麼牌子? 398 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,700 味道怎麼這麼怪? 399 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,040 好泡東西啊! 400 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:02,020 你們兩個! 401 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,280 你們兩個! 402 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:06,840 你也挺好力的! 403 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360 你也不錯! 404 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,560 死了嗎? 405 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:21,860 我叫你們捉螞蠅, 你每次都捉雞仔! 想開農場 406 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,440 嗎? 其實我們 ... 你閉嘴! 407 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,400 每天都是你 ... 408 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,380 你還欠我錢? 409 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,320 大姐, 你瘋了, 你為甚麼要帶她瘋? 410 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:33,820 我很難做的嘛! 411 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:38,100 壞蛋, 你整天說話都不停說, 這叫大笑通閒, 對不對? 412 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,480 對不對? 那我們沒錯! 413 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,800 那俠盛這件事, 差成怎樣? 414 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,620 錯定! 415 00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:49,080 收到最新的情報, 俠盛已經來了香港! 416 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:51,280 而她的廬山真面目, 就是這樣的! 417 00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:55,360 嘩! 好肉酸喔! 未酸! 418 00:42:55,850 --> 00:43:01,470 我們會用最高的智慧令他醜惡的罪行公之於世! 如果他反恐的話, 我會格殺勿論! 419 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:05,730 我會將他們的眼睛挖出來, 當是搖搖的飛! 420 00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:10,910 我會抽他的腸出來, 當是雙子貴的帽子! 我會挖他的舌頭出來, 當是鞭子的髮! 421 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:13,970 我會抽他的膀胱出來, 碾爆渣汁然後給你喝! 422 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,840 沒人才好查事嘛, 他呢? 423 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,340 嘩, 424 00:43:56,180 --> 00:44:00,260 差點斷證呀! 不入乎月, 焉得乎春呀! 425 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:07,400 好慘呀! 426 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:15,240 你不應該鎖門的! 427 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:28,580 你們兩個膽敢作惡事? 428 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,140 你們是甚麼人? 429 00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:35,520 我們是警察! 不是, 我們是普通人! 不是, 我們是警察! 警察你老母, 我們是普通人! 430 00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:38,700 普通人! 普通你老母甚麼? 你今晚背著一張紙去警察! 431 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:40,140 我們是警察! 432 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:44,580 唉, 不用吵, 那你們即是普通的警察! 433 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,260 你們這麼晚就擅闖民居, 甚麼意思? 434 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,400 我懷疑你合適, 現在拘捕你! 435 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,100 那有沒有拘捕令? 436 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:57,430 沒有! 437 00:44:58,050 --> 00:44:59,050 酒茶令呢? 438 00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:03,190 有沒有帶酒茶令? 沒有呀! 沒有呀! 沒有嗎? 439 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:04,570 那糟糕了! 440 00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:09,650 今晚我們查完沒有? 441 00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:11,790 沒有呀! 還要查什麼? 442 00:45:12,130 --> 00:45:13,130 查藥酒呀! 443 00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:55,650 這裡沒有你們的事, 先回去吧! 是! 444 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,500 師傅! 445 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:12,980 師傅呀! 446 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:15,260 師傅! 447 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,520 沒有的! 448 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:27,740 師傅, 我終於找到你了! 449 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,180 師傅, 你真是有心, 每年都來看你師傅! 450 00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,360 為人子弟, 應該的! 451 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:42,960 對了! 如果租金沒那麼貴, 我想跟師傅換一間大一點的。沒問題, 我留一間貝山麵可以給你。好, 那 452 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960 多謝了。 453 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,680 喝茶吧! 454 00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:46,779 喝茶吧! 455 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:49,500 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝 456 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,620 吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 457 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:51,479 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 458 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,880 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝茶吧! 喝 459 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,339 吧! 喝茶吧! 460 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:54,460 喝茶吧! 461 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,480 喝茶吧! 462 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,220 喝茶吧! 463 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:11,450 如果當年, 你肯給我掌門做, 要不要弄到今天這樣? 464 00:47:11,810 --> 00:47:12,950 中國經常都任由你來住! 465 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:15,870 你說我有什麼不好? 466 00:47:16,410 --> 00:47:17,450 你說我有什麼不好? 467 00:47:19,450 --> 00:47:26,410 大細小, 連一朝都沒過人家, 混蛋! 468 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,470 喂, 什麼事這麼吵? 469 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,800 赤海師兄? 470 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,440 師弟? 471 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:39,180 師兄! 472 00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:40,340 師弟! 473 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:41,760 師兄! 474 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,540 師弟! 475 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:47,960 和你好朋友嗎? 476 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,200 你還沒死嗎? 477 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,160 嘴巴還是這麼臭, 想怎樣? 478 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,980 我想冰你! 479 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,439 不是吧? 480 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,440 是呀! 481 00:48:25,690 --> 00:48:26,950 誰先說話? 482 00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:34,550 我先給你一個機會其實已經這麼多年了想不到你還是如此耿耿 483 00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:36,530 於懷師弟那又何必呢? 484 00:48:37,470 --> 00:48:40,030 除非你把師父的令牌交出來! 485 00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:41,950 那就要問個死鬼師父才行! 486 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:43,370 那你下去問他吧! 487 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:30,879 把令牌拿出來! 488 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,340 有本事就來拿吧! 489 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,080 還拿不到? 490 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:46,380 令牌怎麼會放在這裡? 491 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:48,320 幸好我也拿到你的錢包! 492 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,420 錢包在這裡! 493 00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:45,770 為什麼不閉門進來? 快出去! 494 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:47,210 對不起, Sir! 495 00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:50,130 Sir! 什麼事? 496 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:53,790 你知不知道秦始皇的劍是什麼? 497 00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,049 寶物! 498 00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:56,070 你知不知道吳姓是誰? 499 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:58,850 賊! 那把劍會不會運來香港? 500 00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:00,149 是吧? 501 00:51:00,150 --> 00:51:01,150 我們可不可以去捕捉? 502 00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:02,910 可以吧? 503 00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:05,210 聰明! 504 00:52:11,830 --> 00:52:15,610 等著等著, 鏡子都漲了你是不是想幫我登保錶? 505 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:22,750 你不是捉鬼嗎? 最近是淡季嘛, 都要出來找找吃的來, 把劍放在這裡沒穿沒爛, 506 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:29,870 見報就淘汰是這麼小的劍嗎? 是呀什麼? 不是貨櫃嗎? 這麼小的劍用來貨櫃箱, 你有沒有搞 507 00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:33,530 錯? 又是呀快點簽手啊你簽吧 508 00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:52,330 喂, 什麼事啊? 你和蒼蠅而已, 開車吧。噢! 509 00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:56,750 貪了我! 不要耍我! 510 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,210 噢! 511 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:04,310 這麼餓的? 512 00:53:05,790 --> 00:53:06,790 你是不是有臭糊? 513 00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:09,330 哎呀! 514 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,280 - 哪一間學校的? 515 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,840 - 我都不知道 - 這麼高大? 516 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:45,700 - Come on, boy! 517 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,320 - 518 00:53:54,360 --> 00:54:00,520 前面的人聽著! - 現在我給你們三分鐘的時間膝下投降! - 不然就採取行動! - 我沒來! 519 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,880 - 520 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,280 前面有什麼人? 521 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:08,920 我要你們載到那把劍神經病, 我去捕他走 522 00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:39,490 云南海露宾号厦门还给我还给我走开 523 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:08,189 師父! 524 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:09,190 師父! 525 00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:10,330 師父! 526 00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:14,930 你被人打了? 527 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:19,870 我自己反應慢而已, 劍呢? 528 00:57:50,930 --> 00:57:53,270 師父, 你覺不覺得少了些東西? 529 00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:56,270 是呀, 沒有保養證明書的。不是這回事。 530 00:57:57,030 --> 00:57:58,030 那是什麼? 531 00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:17,010 大蜜莫啦! 532 00:58:25,290 --> 00:58:26,750 喂! 走吧! 533 00:58:26,990 --> 00:58:28,630 喂! 姐姐! 這樣打不定喔! 534 00:58:56,010 --> 00:59:00,010 請你去塗藥吧你叫字母找我吧順便買碗粥回來, 見面騙我 535 00:59:00,010 --> 00:59:04,950 扮酷嗎? 536 00:59:07,830 --> 00:59:10,250 現在問你一句, 回答一句要不要舉手? 537 00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:11,550 你有手舉嗎? 538 00:59:12,830 --> 00:59:13,830 你是不是含糞? 539 00:59:13,870 --> 00:59:18,010 說有沒有 540 00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:24,010 測試? 541 00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:28,328 這麼大的反應? 542 00:59:28,330 --> 00:59:30,890 你不要玩了你想玩遊戲節目嗎? 543 00:59:31,090 --> 00:59:37,010 這個民主社會有人權法案嘛那我不懂回答, 沒理由交沒回答嘛他說什麼? 544 00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:42,970 好, 我給你一個提示 A 的答案是, B 就不是, C 的可能是回答吧 545 01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:46,570 再淘汰你入豬籠啊! 546 01:00:49,810 --> 01:00:50,810 你們好壞! 547 01:00:59,570 --> 01:01:02,550 什麼事啊? 548 01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:06,090 難道他知道? 549 01:01:12,830 --> 01:01:13,830 忍者? 550 01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:20,050 你幹什麼? 551 01:01:55,570 --> 01:02:00,790 我好生氣呀原來生氣到發抖 552 01:02:00,790 --> 01:02:07,650 你這混蛋你聽我說二十四小時內消失回去 553 01:02:07,650 --> 01:02:10,670 做你的公安大隊長我會對你老弟說的 554 01:02:10,670 --> 01:02:17,510 傻佬你不要亂來要 555 01:02:17,510 --> 01:02:20,910 還錢的錢呀給你錢 556 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:30,840 我都忍得你來了, 誰叫我一隻又一隻, 你以為我是廚房佬嗎? 557 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:36,140 豈有此理, 死吧! 558 01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:40,780 從現在開始, 你倆正式給我加職! 559 01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:44,400 好, 但我們真的有信心抓到合成的! 560 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:46,660 糟糕, 我對你倆完全沒有信心呢! 561 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:47,880 Get out! 562 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,440 Out! 563 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:52,620 你真好! 564 01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:42,010 你的垃圾算是神偷 565 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,420 你究 566 01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:20,520 竟 567 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,580 說不說, 不是事必要 568 01:04:33,930 --> 01:04:39,430 你不說這個超級鼻子就是你的了不要說了是 569 01:04:39,430 --> 01:04:45,290 你小 570 01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:47,130 妹現在怎麼樣? 571 01:04:47,810 --> 01:04:48,810 有沒有給她飯吃? 572 01:04:49,430 --> 01:04:50,430 有沒有給她蓋被子? 573 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:52,250 有沒有戰士給她看? 574 01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:56,890 劍和命牌我可以給你不過小妹就一定要安全知道嗎? 575 01:04:57,750 --> 01:05:00,790 我警告你電話費很貴的, 不要再打來 576 01:05:02,540 --> 01:05:03,540 小妹怎麼樣? 577 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:07,740 終於要來一場交易的戲你真的要帶人去嗎? 578 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,400 那人呢? 579 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:10,480 我囉! 580 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,720 跳! 581 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:14,440 我不是人啊! 582 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:22,020 跟著出場的嘉賓是三號的村島腳趾小姐芳齡不詳身高不詳體 583 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:28,580 重不詳所以她身邊的朋友就給她一個外號叫做不詳人你選的是圖片題 584 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:30,640 首先看看螢光幕 585 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:40,080 看清楚了, 圖中這幅五彩繽紛, 圖案特別, 中度得來帶有濃烈的西洋抽象味, 曾 586 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,840 經在香港展覽過, 後來又被人劫走的名畫, 叫什麼名字呢? 587 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:48,780 想清楚就可以回答我了。 588 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:53,700 叫《丹波之郎》。錯, 你說你自己嗎? 回答吧。 589 01:05:55,540 --> 01:05:57,580 叫《不是話》。為什麼? 590 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:58,960 我都不懂看。 591 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:06,600 這幅名畫其實是叫《半邊人》, 不是叫《半邊波》。走吧, 浪費時間。 592 01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:09,120 接下來是廣告時間。 593 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:35,650 又是圖片題, 先看螢幕, 請問, 圖中這隻腳是男 594 01:06:35,650 --> 01:06:37,250 的還是女的呢? 595 01:06:39,610 --> 01:06:42,410 你耍我嗎? 四眼仔, 甚麼燈角都分男還是女的嗎? 596 01:06:43,070 --> 01:06:46,310 喂, 問題這麼寫, 我就這麼問, 去答答吧。 597 01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:54,270 停車呀, 停車呀, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 喂, 598 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,580 電視台? 599 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:05,880 對呀, 十萬補給呀現在你用什麼態度跟我說話呀? 喂, 如果你再打我, 我取消你的資格呀我取你老母 600 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:10,020 呀不要吵架啦你瘋了嗎? 你還打人? 打你怎麼樣? 打你怎麼樣? 601 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:14,860 我給你三萬塊呀收工呀五百? 602 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,720 交價呀那一千可以了吧? 603 01:07:19,340 --> 01:07:25,900 順路, 坐穩哦, 麻煩你喂喂喂, 我還沒上車呀, 走過去呀到呀到? 604 01:07:29,330 --> 01:07:30,330 玩啊? 605 01:07:31,030 --> 01:07:35,290 幾秒鐘就賺神仙銀, 不是要開演唱會? 是啊, 光明最優先啦! 606 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:39,890 哎呀, 真是什麼代都敢爆啊! 607 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:41,868 打你怎麼樣? 608 01:07:41,870 --> 01:07:42,769 打你怎麼樣? 609 01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:44,790 打完之後, 在這裡致命呼喊? 610 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,570 快走啊! 快走啊! 611 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:48,990 走開啦! 612 01:07:49,350 --> 01:07:51,850 喂! 喂! 是我啊! 為什麼你會在這裡? 613 01:07:52,050 --> 01:07:54,590 我找到夫婦變人了, 我知道俠星在哪裡啊! 614 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,020 今次的交易, 許勝不許敗! 615 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:17,319 如果有什麼差錯, 影響完美的形象, 今年年尾全部沒有花紅! 616 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,520 是! 617 01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:22,479 馬上掛著吃! 618 01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:31,399 大家聽著, 跟我唸一次備戰口號, 不怕犧牲, 619 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,020 排除萬難! 620 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,060 你講什麼? 621 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:48,200 講中文? 中文? 公義呀! 公義呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講 622 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,399 呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講 623 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:52,399 呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 624 01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:53,660 講呀! 625 01:08:53,939 --> 01:08:54,060 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 626 01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:55,060 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 627 01:08:55,859 --> 01:08:56,859 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 講呀! 628 01:08:57,359 --> 01:08:58,198 講呀! 629 01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,158 講呀! 630 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,160 講呀! 631 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:01,540 講呀! 632 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:06,479 講呀! 633 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:12,580 講我們是混蛋你這麼撐我, 我不會害你的累我嘛你怎麼說就怎麼好 634 01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:16,939 什麼事? 635 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:23,840 什麼事? 636 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:27,740 哇, 這輛車這麼划算? 637 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:30,420 便宜啊便宜啊, 那現在怎麼辦? 638 01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:33,300 用我的磁火器吧磁火器? 639 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,060 好, 就是這架? 不然怎樣? 640 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:44,840 好過沒有了你先去醫館盯著我回去通知老闆, 接著還會來好的喂, 641 01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:47,279 等等什麼? 642 01:09:53,560 --> 01:10:00,460 拿著我的兜還大大你的頭, 這是最新式的追蹤通話器如果你戴著它, 就算去到非洲 643 01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:01,460 我也可以找到你 644 01:10:22,370 --> 01:10:24,570 師父, 你說一句話 645 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,200 這邊才對! 646 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:53,640 迫擊拍! 迫擊拍! 647 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,760 瘋了? 648 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,480 不要耍我, 大哥! 649 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:03,940 昨晚有人偷看我洗澡! 650 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,280 看不看得出是誰? 651 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:07,240 黑漆漆的, 我看不看得出是誰! 652 01:11:07,580 --> 01:11:08,800 上次我也是這樣! 653 01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:10,560 幸好我大叫一聲! 654 01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:12,900 我老公差點出來打死我! 655 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,160 我打不打得到他? 656 01:11:14,590 --> 01:11:16,450 再讓我見到他, 我便會閹割他! 657 01:11:19,550 --> 01:11:20,630 不許你! 658 01:11:21,450 --> 01:11:22,950 靖哥哥, 你太過分了! 659 01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:30,430 不要打我! 神經病! 救 660 01:11:30,430 --> 01:11:33,270 救我! 661 01:11:33,810 --> 01:11:34,810 靖哥哥, 救救我! 662 01:11:35,330 --> 01:11:36,330 你跌了錢! 663 01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:38,530 你又有錢了! 是我的! 664 01:11:38,850 --> 01:11:39,850 你跟我打! 665 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:49,430 神經病! 666 01:11:50,230 --> 01:11:51,430 黃天鵬, 什麼情況? 667 01:11:52,570 --> 01:11:53,570 好厲害! 668 01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:04,249 你, 669 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:17,250 捉 670 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,239 到嗎? 671 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,680 我怕你有牙嗎? 672 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:21,480 為什麼有小金顧? 673 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:29,480 師父, 別拖多一會兒, 我來救你! 674 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,360 我來了! 675 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:45,940 劍和令牌, 你先放下我的徒弟, 我跳! 676 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,880 你, 不要馬上跟我說條件! 是! 677 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:52,200 你呀, 不要跟我說粗口呀! 我跳! 678 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,520 我叫你吃跳! 679 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,820 我跳! 跳! 680 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:55,839 我跳! 681 01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:58,140 跳! 千里蜜蟲全陰大返? 682 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:02,380 小妹妹, 你怎麼樣? 683 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,040 把東西交出來! 684 01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:08,100 好! 685 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:12,839 公子! 686 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,840 不是打你嗎? 687 01:13:16,769 --> 01:13:17,769 飛騰合星? 688 01:13:18,230 --> 01:13:22,450 好, 我加點東西給你, 你先放下我徒弟, 你肯給他嗎? 689 01:13:23,010 --> 01:13:24,390 放了他下來。 690 01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:26,210 你別跑啊你。 691 01:13:27,130 --> 01:13:31,130 我來啦。 692 01:13:33,210 --> 01:13:36,470 愛差人啊。我知道啊。你別跑啊。 693 01:13:45,870 --> 01:13:48,670 沒事這個 694 01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:53,830 廢孩 695 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:59,050 和 696 01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:05,350 你拼了 697 01:14:05,350 --> 01:14:07,470 和你打 698 01:14:58,540 --> 01:14:59,540 好厲害呀! 699 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:01,860 上去 700 01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:19,760 吧! 701 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:22,740 死老鬼! 快把這把劍和令牌交出來! 702 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000 不交! 703 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,500 就這樣好了! 704 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,640 你當掌門人嗎? 705 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:34,320 就是你把那些東西交出來, 如果不是的話, 我管你在裡面一輩子! 706 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,300 還沒約會? 707 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,560 別走啊! 走啊你! 708 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:33,780 別過來啊! 我帶殺人來的! 709 01:18:53,870 --> 01:18:54,870 今天拜了 710 01:19:23,210 --> 01:19:24,210 不通过 711 01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:21,840 死老鬼, 你走去哪裡? 712 01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,340 死老鬼, 快跟我下來。我不會下來。 713 01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:37,280 我打完一拍了無 714 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:42,980 敵好 715 01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:49,620 東西好東西其他的人呢? 在那邊合成呢? 在那邊那我呢? 去那邊 716 01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:54,640 你把手給他你 717 01:21:54,640 --> 01:22:01,640 這兩個死混蛋裁膜走了沒有? 走了吧那動他? 718 01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:02,900 先看清楚 719 01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:05,820 追我? 720 01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:07,340 咬我啦! 721 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,060 你這個地降頭佬, 低吶型! 動啊! 722 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,360 動啊! 723 01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:17,400 人呢? 好難啊! 好啊, 抓穩! 724 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,420 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 人呢? 725 01:22:20,660 --> 01:22:21,000 人 726 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:27,760 呢? 727 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:22,880 那怎麼辦? 728 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:29,120 有了, 過來過來, 我知道她的骨頭很軟, 我們一定要這樣做。 729 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,000 什麼事? 730 01:25:29,770 --> 01:25:30,770 鬼臭沒解的 54573