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Oh, you have so many
cute ornaments.
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Aw!
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Georgia's footprint
from her first Christmas.
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Yeah. Oh, and Carter's.
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Mom, you don't get it.
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If Lily agrees to go
to the winter prom with me,
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I think she'll be
my girlfriend.
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Not that I want
to put a label on it.
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I so want
to put a label on it.
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I'm just saying,
she'd be lucky
however you ask.
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Don't overthink it.
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Mom, this is a promposal.
People go all out these days.
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Why are you still talking
about this? We have a plan.
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Wait.
You asked your grandfather
for help instead of me?
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This is important.
It's his first dance.
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Well, technically,
you were at my prom.
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-No offense, but Pops got Eve.
-Kid's got a point, right?
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It's true.
How did you get me?
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I got mad game, girl.
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It's true.
His game is being mad.
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Look, you like
the movie Grease?
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I got this '46 convertible
just like Travolta drove.
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It could be great, guys.
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I don't know, Pops,
I wanted to do something
more Christmas themed.
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And your idea
doesn't feel very me.
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Of course it doesn't.
Because my idea is awesome.
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Yeah, I don't see
Carter dancing.
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But you know what,
he could learn.
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If only we knew
a dance instructor
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that had a dance studio
near my shop.
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Wait a minute. Who am I dating?
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- She sounds amazing.
- Mm-hm.
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Oh, what? It's me.
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I would love to teach Carter
some dance moves.
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I love you, Carter,
but I'm not sure
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if you're ready
for dancing.
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You're still struggling
with the bike.
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Hey, once you get
this engine going,
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it can't stop!
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Okay, that could work
if Lily was blind.
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One Yule Log Latte
and one Lump
of Cold Brew.
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It's just a cold brew,
but sales are up 30%.
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Thanks for being born,
Baby Jesus.
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Aw, thank you.
But why didn't you tell us
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it was ugly
Christmas sweater day.
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-What?
-Mm. This is good.
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Hey, I'm freaking out
because my mom's
coming to town.
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Molly? Oh, I love her.
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Every Christmas,
she bring me a nutcracker.
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So sweet, so terrifying.
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Why are you looking at me,
Nutcracker?
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Last time she came
through Vegas,
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we got thrown out of
a pool party.
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Hm. By that I mean,
we got drunk
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and escorted out
of the Bellagio fountain.
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Oh.
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Amelie wants to meet her,
so we're all having dinner.
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Oh, boy.
Girlfriend meeting the mom.
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That's a big step.
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Oh, and it can go bad.
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Like when I was dating
the girlfriend and the mom.
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Pssh.
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If it was just us and my mom,
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it'd be four friends, you know,
hanging out, sharing guacamole,
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seeing who's abusing
the dip-to-chip ratio.
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Oh, I know that's a shot at me,
but I refuse to change.
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Hey. How about you guys
come to dinner?
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Ooh. Um, here's the thing.
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I don't know when or where
it is, but I know I'm busy.
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I didn't want to have
to do this,
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but here come
the puppy dog eyes.
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Ugh!
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Damn it! We'll go.
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Works every time.
You adorable son of a bitch!
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I can't believe you buy
Christmas gifts for all of
your employees.
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I love giving Christmas gifts.
I am Santa Claus, you know.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I think Santa left
a little early gift for Eve.
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Aw!
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Wait. Is it lingerie?
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That would actually be
a gift for me.
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What?
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Is that us?
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That's us in the alley
where we first met.
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Aw!
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Is that little Matt
yelling at me to turn
the music down?
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Yes, and there's little Eve
ignoring me as usual.
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-I love it. Thank you.
-Thanks.
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Grandpa,
Christmas is expensive.
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All right.
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With family gifts
and Secret Santa,
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and with most of my money
tied up in black market
Labubus.
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What would you say to giving me
an advance on my inheritance?
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Hmm? No.
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Go ask your mom.
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I can't, she's poor.
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Okay. I'm taking her present
back and giving her cash.
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Riley, too.
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Um, listen,
for this promposal
for Carter,
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I want to make sure
that Lily says yes.
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-Mm-hmm.
-So how about this?
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We cast somebody else
as Carter.
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You know Usher, right?
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Okay, my mom should
be here any minute.
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I'm actually
kind of nervous.
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Don't worry, moms love me.
Although I am better with dads.
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-Aw, Stitch isn't coming.
-What?
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He's sick. He also said
if we see any photos of him
at the Lakers game,
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they're definitely
from last week.
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I should go.
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-Yeah.
-No.
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I already told my mom
that Riley's coming.
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If she's not here, it's gonna
throw the whole dinner off.
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Okay, fine.
But quick, one course.
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No apps, no dessert.
Oh, they have a seafood tower!
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I'm sorry, ma'am, but
you gotta pay a corkage fee.
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A corkage fee?
This is a screw top.
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And there's my mom.
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Cruises are great.
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Unlimited food,
unlimited drinks,
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unlimited comedy magicians
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who aren't funny
but are very creepy.
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I only slept with one.
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Okay. I'm your son.
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These salads are
taking forever.
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We ordered them, like,
two minutes ago.
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So Gabe tells me
that you're a dancer.
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I assume
that means stripper.
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Oh.
No, I'm trained in ballet
and contemporary.
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I got started because
my mom was a singer
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and I liked dancing
while she sang.
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Aw. My mom was a bitch.
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To Nana.
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Being a single mom
was tough.
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Riley, you know
what I'm talking about.
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Yeah. The divorce
hasn't been easy.
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You know,
I never liked Jimmy.
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Always bummed a cigarette,
never had one to give.
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But you know who really
didn't like him? This one.
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Always talked about how you
deserved better all the time.
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Um, so, has Gabe
always been this into cars?
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Any chance
he'll grow out of it?
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Oh, honey.
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Once Gabe loves something,
it's forever.
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He still won't let me
throw away that "Playboy"
with Pam Anderson.
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You know what?
No more wine for me.
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Eh, a little bit more.
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He loved that issue
for the "articles."
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You know what?
No more wine for me, too.
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Wow, Riley. So glad I got to
be here while you two caught up.
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Nah, we just go way back.
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You know, I was best friends
with her brother.
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I used to tease here,
give her noogies,
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steal her clothes when
she was changing for the pool.
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You know what?
No more wine for anybody.
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Her mom and I
always thought
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that these two
were gonna end up together.
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Gabe likes girls
with a little more...
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You know?
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Really?
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You know what?
More wine for me.
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So, did you know your mom
wanted you to be with Riley?
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Is that why you invited Riley?
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I invited Riley to be,
like, kind of a buffer
and pump you up.
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Oh, I didn't know
that I needed
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to be pumped up
because I'm so unlikable.
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Oh, boy.
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So glad I decided to split
the ride to save eight bucks.
169
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If one of us had to get
out of this car right now,
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who would you pick?
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Me, into oncoming traffic.
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Riley and I
are just friends, right?
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Yeah. Of course!
Just friends. Barely that.
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I don't even follow him
on Instagram.
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-You never followed me back?
-Not the time.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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You have your little
inside jokes.
You like her.
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I have sensed it the entire time
that we've been going out.
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Of course, I like her.
She's my friend.
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Okay, well,
maybe she shouldn't be.
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No. That's ridiculous.
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I'm done talking about this.
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Okay, I'm done
thinking about this.
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Honestly,
I'm done with you.
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You're breaking up with me?
Can we at least talk about this?
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There's nothing to talk about.
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Oh, boy.
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Ho, ho, hold the work.
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Oh, look who comes
bearing gifts. Look at this.
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Oh, no.
Oh, come on. It's right here.
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Tell me it's not a pink slip.
I can't take any more bad news.
192
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,918
Amelie broke up with me.
193
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,672
I'm just... I'm glad
I have friends that
care about me.
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00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,884
Are you happy
with your bonus?
195
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,427
-Thank you, Boss.
-Hear that?
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00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,721
Yeah, this is so
generous of you.
But you know what?
197
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I'm gonna take a picture
and deposit it
198
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,807
before you come
to your senses.
199
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,644
Oh, damn it.
I just sent the bank
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a picture
of my girlfriend's butt.
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-Matt Parker.
-Hey. Hey, Molly.
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00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,528
-It's been too long.
-Yeah.
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I'm so sorry that I wasn't
at Diane's funeral.
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She was a great lady.
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Hey, I appreciate that.
Thanks.
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And just because
she's gone doesn't mean
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this is gonna
happen. So...
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Well, I appreciate
that even more.
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All right.
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I'll let you continue stealing
all the presents from Whoville.
211
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Good to see you.
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There's my favorite mother
from another brother.
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Stitch, I can't believe you
blew off dinner for the Lakers.
214
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,978
And what's worse,
you didn't invite me.
215
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,108
But don't think that I forgot.
216
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,529
Uh, you shouldn't have.
217
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,324
Thank-- Oh, Lord,
this thing is staring me
right in my soul.
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00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,747
-How's my baby holding up?
-Not great.
219
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I tried to apologize,
but Amelie won't talk to me.
220
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There's a sign on her door
that says,
"Deliveries go around back.
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Gabe, go to hell."
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I'm so sorry.
She's a great girl.
223
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She'll come to her senses.
Time heals all wounds.
224
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And if it doesn't,
Whiskey disinfects 'em.
225
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,563
All right. Hand me
the Willie Nelson ornament.
226
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What? This is Santa.
227
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,567
Why is he holding a joint?
228
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,154
That's his naughty
and nice list.
229
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,240
Oh. I've been confused
about that for 20 years.
230
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,743
So this elf isn't Danny DeVito?
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Ah, my brokenhearted bro.
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-Hey.
-Bring it in here, right here.
233
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Oh.
234
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-I'm actually okay.
-No, no, it's all right.
235
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It's all right.
I heard about you and Amelie.
236
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,717
I can relate.
237
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,554
Actually, I can't.
I'm in a healthy
and committed relationship.
238
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But hang in there.
It gets better.
239
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,393
Again, I wouldn't know.
240
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,189
-Can you let go now?
-Oh, yeah.
241
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The question is, can you?
242
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Okay. All right.
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-Have fun with Lily.
-All right. Sorry.
244
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,072
Thanks, Mom.
All right. See you guys.
245
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,699
Love you.
246
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,037
Seriously,
how are you holding up?
247
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,539
I'm okay.
Thanks for inviting me over.
248
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,082
Oh, are you kidding?
249
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,418
Friends don't let friends
be alone after a breakup.
250
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,045
That's how you end up
with bangs.
251
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,967
Why are relationships so hard?
I mean, look at you and me.
252
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,385
It's just so easy.
253
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,305
Yeah, because we don't
complicate it with feelings
254
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,098
and sex and all
that other crap.
255
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,728
Exactly. Can you believe
what my mom said about
256
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,272
you and me ending up together?
That's crazy.
257
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,275
Right?
258
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,277
Yeah, that's crazy.
259
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,988
I mean, like you said,
we're just friends, right?
260
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,824
Yeah.
261
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,534
-Ugh! Wait.
-Wait, hold on.
262
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,911
- Let me help you.
- Thanks.
263
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,454
Can you hand me
another candy cane?
264
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,212
Mmm!
265
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,802
Christ...
266
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,762
♪ Is born ♪
267
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,514
♪ In Bethlehem ♪
268
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,516
Mom, Amelie?
What are you guys doing here?
269
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,767
Eh, not that there's
any reason you shouldn't.
270
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,143
We're just decorating.
271
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,812
Oh, forgot the tinsel
in the basement.
272
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,188
You don't have a basement.
273
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,441
Thank you, Gabe,
what a helpful reminder.
274
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,612
I felt bad
that I caused this mess,
275
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,864
so I went and talked
to Amelie.
276
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,908
No, I freaked out last night.
277
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,910
I think I was jealous
of how close you are.
278
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,578
So when Molly
said she thought
279
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,956
that you'd wind up
together, I lost it.
280
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,625
That's on me. I mean,
281
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,295
you guys do have
a special connection.
282
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,756
But if they were gonna do
the old mattress mambo,
283
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,466
they would have
did it already.
284
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,472
I'm sorry, babe.
I know that I'm not perfect,
285
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,310
and I know that I can act
kind of crazy sometimes.
286
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,520
But I miss you.
287
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,150
Can we just get past this
and be like how we were?
288
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153
Of course.
289
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,367
Yes! See what I did?
290
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,912
Merry Christmas.
I got you your girlfriend back.
291
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,832
Now you can stop complaining
about the Chewbacca
292
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,584
I didn't buy you
when you were eight.
293
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,171
Yay! It's a Christmas miracle.
294
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,630
I'm gonna go dig a basement.
295
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,845
Whoa! Standing all by himself
296
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,347
in an alley
dressed in camouflage.
297
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,349
Too bad it's not working.
I can still see him.
298
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,768
Hey, Carter.
I got your text.
299
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,061
Is everything okay?
300
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,896
I need to ask you
something.
301
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,064
Would you stop talking,
302
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,440
or you are going to miss
what people are calling
303
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,817
the greatest promposal
of all time.
304
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,444
I'm people.
305
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,245
Whoa! This is crazy.
306
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,206
How did you ask a girl
to winter prom?
307
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,458
Oh, man.
I had a sign-up sheet
on my locker.
308
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,293
I got six girls
and one teacher.
309
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,172
It was the '90s, Riley.
310
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,507
So what do you think?
311
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,592
I love it, the convertible
looks great!
312
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,803
Hey, Santa,
you can't eat in the car!
313
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,557
What is happening?
Why is Santa here?
314
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,143
I called in a few favors.
315
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,854
Unless you don't like him,
then it's back to the North Pole
316
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,065
and the Sherman Oaks
Galleria.
317
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,871
♪ Just hear those
sleigh bells jingling ♪
318
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,540
♪ Ring tingle
a-tingling too ♪
319
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,166
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
320
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,876
♪ Come on,
it's lovely weather ♪
321
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,628
♪ For a sleigh ride
together with you ♪
322
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,338
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
323
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,173
♪ Outside the snow
is falling ♪
324
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,175
♪ And friends
are calling you ♪
325
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,635
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
326
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,554
♪ Come on,
it's lovely weather ♪
327
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,514
♪ For a sleigh ride
together with you ♪
328
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,432
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
329
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,977
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
330
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,770
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
331
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,982
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
332
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,446
♪ Our cheeks
are nice and rosy ♪
333
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,282
♪ And comfy
and cozy are we ♪
334
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,950
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
335
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,660
♪ We're snuggled
up together ♪
336
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,370
♪ Like birds of
a feather would be ♪
337
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,663
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ♪
338
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,665
♪ Let's take a stroll
before us ♪
339
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,667
♪ And sing
a chorus or two ♪
340
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,752
♪ Ring-a-ling-a
Ding-dong-ding ♪
341
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,421
♪ Come on,
it's lovely weather ♪
342
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,881
♪ For a sleigh ride
together with you ♪
343
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,549
Ya boi!
344
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,634
Ho, ho, ho!
345
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,972
Lily Martinez,
seems you've been
very good this year.
346
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,184
But before Santa can
put you on his nice list,
347
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,060
Carter has
one question for you.
348
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,356
Lily, will you go to
the winter prom with me?
349
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,192
Yes!
350
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,282
Ah! My little boy
is going to prom.
351
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035
I need a tissue.
I got something in my eye.
352
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,580
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
353
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,751
Look how happy that kid is.
354
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,336
He couldn't have done this
without you.
355
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,503
I love you.
356
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,469
Hey, Eve.
357
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,013
I want to thank you for what
you did for Carter today.
358
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,015
It was amazing
and he loved it.
359
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,184
Yeah.
I wanted to tell you
I like your jacket.
360
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,310
Oh.
361
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,020
Or should I say,
"I love it"?
362
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,940
Okay. I want
to talk about that.
363
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,107
It's okay.
We don't have to.
364
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,983
Men get caught up
in the moment
and they say it.
365
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,111
I've had men tell me
they love me after sex
366
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,071
or after the Dodgers
won the World Series.
367
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,531
Once, both at the same time.
368
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,536
Okay. Sometimes you want
to make this an inner dialog.
369
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,079
Um...
370
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,208
sometimes I
describe love,
371
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,377
like a color wheel
in my design work.
372
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,462
You know, there's all
different shades of it.
373
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,466
I love cars, I love my work,
I love my family.
374
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,135
But this color is different.
It's deeper. It's...
375
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,763
It's not like
I want to start a family
376
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,098
or even meet your parents.
377
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,766
Oh, my parents
would not like you.
378
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,309
You are
way too liberal.
379
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,398
I've never
met anyone like you.
380
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,610
You're generous,
kind, powerful,
381
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,529
sometimes very funny.
382
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,323
And you look good
in sweatpants,
383
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,326
where most people
just look unemployed.
384
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,747
Wow. Well, you are unlike
any man I have ever met.
385
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,084
You put up this
gruff exterior,
386
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,420
but you're
loyal and caring
387
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,380
and incredibly sweet.
388
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,757
-Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
-So sweet.
389
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,759
Don't worry.
It'll be our little secret.
390
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,386
What I'm saying is, um...
391
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,223
I don't want to take back
what I said.
392
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,058
-Matt, I need to tell
you something.
-Let me just say it.
393
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,394
I love you, Eve.
394
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,565
I'm going to Korea
for five months.
395
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,278
We start in Korea,
then Europe.
396
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,197
It's a K-pop tour
with BTS and TXT.
397
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,534
K-pop tour.
Did they get their names
from an eye chart?
398
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,995
I'm sorry to spring it
on you like this.
399
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,039
I just found out this morning
and I was hoping to tell you
400
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,874
when you were all giddy
with your new
meat thermometer.
401
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,083
By the way, for Christmas,
402
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,252
I got you a new
meat thermometer.
403
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,714
I'm happy for you.
And I'm happy about
a meat thermometer.
404
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,467
And I'll be back
here and there,
you know,
405
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,177
and you can come
visit me in Korea.
406
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,013
Europe?
407
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,141
FaceTime?
408
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
Five months.
We can deal with it.
409
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978
Yeah, that's the thing.
410
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,356
It might turn into
a longer tour.
411
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,818
Yeah. It's good for you
because you--
412
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,320
you've worked hard to do
this kind of stuff.
413
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,821
This is what
you want to do.
414
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,199
I feel like
there's a but coming...
415
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,204
You think I'd be used
to losing a love,
416
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,955
but I'm not.
417
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,917
I want what's best for you.
418
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,172
And I also want
what's best for me.
419
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,593
So are you willing to try?
420
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,015
I don't think I can.
421
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,732
So... are we done?
422
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,530
I-- I think we are.
423
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,599
For the record,
Matt Parker...
424
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,770
I love you, too.
425
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,742
You know what helps me
when I'm down?
426
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,161
Getting hammered.
427
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,290
Here's some eggnog.
428
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,001
Thank you.
You know what?
429
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,296
I think a really beautiful,
sweet Christmas movie
will cheer me up.
430
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,505
-Die Hard?
-Die Hard.
431
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,884
Mom, nog me.
432
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,051
Nog gonna happen.
433
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,265
Ooh! Die Hard! Yippee-ki-yay!
434
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,184
Mother would prefer you didn't.
435
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,396
I love you guys.
436
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,065
Merry Christmas.
437
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,275
-Love you.
-Love you.
438
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,026
Love you.
439
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,779
Can I have a sip now?
440
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,530
-No.
-No.
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