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["It's Beginning to Look
a Lot Like Christmas" playing]
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Jess! Maddy and I are ready
to put the star on the tree!
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[whispers] Are you ready?
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[Jess] Trevor,
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I hope you haven't dressed Maddy
in that ridiculous costume you bought.
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-♪ Take a look in the five and ten ♪-♪ It's glistening once again… ♪
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-Oh!
-Are you ready, Maddy? Put the star…
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Go on.
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…on the tree.
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-Yeah!
-Yay! Hay-hay-hay!
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Okay, Maddy. [grunts]
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Can you reach?
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Oh. Here, let me do it.
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♪ The holly that will be… ♪
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[Trevor grunting]
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-[yells then grunts]
-[Jess yells]
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-Trevor! Trevor!
-I think I've broken something.
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Maddy, come on. Come on.
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You always put the star on the tree.
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Mom, no.
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♪ And the thing that will make them ringIs the carol… ♪
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-Right.
-Okay.
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Happy Christmas, Dad.
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[song ends]
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{\an8}[wind blowing]
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[alarm beeping]
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-[beeping continues]
-[Trevor groans]
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[man] It's time to getyour long johns on, Hertfordshire,
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because it is cold out there,
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and forecasters now predictinga very white Christmas.
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Oh, goodness.
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["Merry Christmas Everyone" playing]
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[groans]
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♪ Children playing ♪
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[shuddering]
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♪ Having fun… ♪
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{\an8}[hopeful music playing]
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{\an8}[grunting]
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{\an8}[music fades]
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{\an8}-[clicks]
-Oh, no.
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{\an8}[pensive music plays]
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[music fades]
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{\an8}-[coin clinks]
-[electricity hums]
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{\an8}Ah!
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{\an8}[hopeful music resumes]
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{\an8}The 21st.
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{\an8}Ah!
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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Ah.
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[hopeful music continues]
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[shivering]
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[whirring]
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Uh.
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Ooh.
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[chuckles softly]
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[sighs] Very nice.
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-[music fades]
-[funk music playing as ringtone]
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Oh, Jess. Hang on.
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[hopeful music resumes]
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Oh.
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[music ends]
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Okay, I'm outside.
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Outside?
What are you doing outside, Trevor?
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It's freezing.
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Well, it's just the reception.
It's a bit patchy around here, I'm afraid.
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But it's a lovely place, Jess.
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When you and Maddy come over,
I'll show you the village.
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-'Cause they've got this wonderful--
-That's actually why I'm calling, Trevor.
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We've had the most amazing invitation.
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I think I might have mentioned
my new boyfriend to you.
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Goran?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, he's got this villa in Barbados and…
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Well, he's invited Maddy and me
to join him there for Christmas.
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Oh.
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Uh…
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[uncertainly] So--
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I thought it was
just the perfect way to celebrate
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Maddy getting onto her course in Paris.
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Right.
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But it does mean flying out tomorrow.
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So I'm really sorry,
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but we won't be able
to join you after all.
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[poignant music playing]
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Oh. Okay.
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But we'll be right backafter New Year's, so,
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why don't we aim to have a drink then?
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Yes. [splutters] Yes.
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I've got some good news.
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I know what a challenge the fees
for the Sorbonne were going to be,
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but Goran gets on
so incredibly well with Maddy,
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he'd very much
like to cover the cost himself.
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Oh. Oh, no. I've got plenty of, um-- Uh…
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-I'll be absolutely fine.
-[man] Morning, Trevor.
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Oh, morning.
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Well, okay.
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If you're sure.
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And look…
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Have a very merry Christmas.
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Uh, yes. And the same to you.
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Bye.
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-And to Maddy.
-[line beeps]
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[exhales]
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[Trevor] Hi, Maddy. It's Dad here.
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Sorry, I've never left a voice note,
so I hope this works.
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-Morning, Trevor. Big day.
-Morning. Morning.
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Um, anyway,
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I just wanted to say that I hope
you have a wonderful time in Barbados.
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-Gosh. What a treat. [chuckles]
-[hopeful music playing]
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But I'd love to have
a quick word before you go,
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because… because I'm going to miss you,
sweet pea.
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So much.
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Morning, Trevor.
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Oh, Tom. Hello.
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So… so maybe speak later.
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Okay?
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Bye.
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-And then I just lift my thumb off.
-[message chimes]
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Eh, good.
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{\an8}[school bell ringing]
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[children laughing]
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-Trevor. Trevor.
-Oh, hello, Diana. How are you?
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We are going to need
those extra chairs, please. Thank you.
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-Yes. I'll get my coat off and then I'll--
-[Diana] Soon as you can, please, Trevor.
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Yes. Yes.
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[Diana] Go and check the manger, please.
Thank you.
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And Mrs. A., would you mind
clearing this box from the--
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Oh, one second. Can I have a…
That's a bit flimsy. Never mind.
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-[Trevor grunts]
-Oh, no, not there, Trevor.
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No, they need to go at the back.
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At the back. Right.
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Also, um, we're still missing
a "No Vacancy" sign for the inn.
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Okay.
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And straw for the stable.
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Oh, right.
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And I don't think the bulb
for the Christmas star is working.
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Right. Let me just, um…
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Now, uh, teas and coffees.
Mrs. André, can I get you a tea?
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[lilting music playing]
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-Oh! Trevor. Could I have a word?
-Um…
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-Thank you so much.
-[Diana] Trevor?
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-[Trevor] Oh…
-Ah! Diana.
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I hear you've had a bit of a coup
on the Baby Jesus front.
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Oh, yes. I think you know June,
Jennifer's mom?
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She's going to be dropping off
her eight-month-old before curtain-up.
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A real baby in our manger
for the first time.
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-We're all very excited.
-Cannot wait.
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Trevor, I'll take those.
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Do take a seat.
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Thank you.
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Now, I believe you and I, Trevor,
have an occasion to mark.
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Uh…
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Not just the last day of term,
but your last day at the school.
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Isn't that right?
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Oh.
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Yes, that's right.
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I really am genuinely sorry
we had to let you go.
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But on behalf of all of us
here at St. Aldwyn's,
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I just wanted to thank you for everything
you've done for the school in the last…
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How long has it been?
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Seven months.
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Gosh.
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Feels like years.
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Cheers.
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[coughing]
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So, have you got anything else lined up?
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[in raspy voice] Uh, no. No, not as such.
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[coughing]
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Well, thank you again.
And happy Christmas.
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[chuckles]
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[gulps]
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-Ah!
-…for the production. [laughs]
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[doorbell chimes]
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Can somebody get the back door, please?
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Trevor?
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[baby cooing]
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[angelic music playing]
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Huh.
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[music turns pensive]
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June?
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June?
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Well…
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[Diana] Mary, perfect.
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Wise Man One.
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Perfect.
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Excuse me. Diana.
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I didn't see June, but there was a baby.
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Oh…
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-[angelic music playing]
-[Diana chuckles]
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Well, don't just stand there, Trevor.
Put it in the manger.
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Here we go.
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Are you ready?
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[gentle music playing]
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There we are.
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Hello, you.
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[laughs]
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-[indistinct chatter]
-["Jingle Bells" playing over speakers]
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[Diana] Trevor!
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[song fades]
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-[gentle fanfare plays over speakers]
-[chatter fades]
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[fanfare fades]
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Tonight, we tell a story, old and true,
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of a baby named Jesus,
born for me and you.
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{\an8}[Trevor whispers]
Nine thousand pounds! Ooh…
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[Nativity narrator] And now
our story begins in a land so far,
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where Mary and Joseph…
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[Trevor] Oh, dear!
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…travel under the guiding star.
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-Trevor! Hooves!
-Oh!
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[clacking over speakers]
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[audience chuckles softly]
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Joseph, the night grows cold,
and the wind is cruel.
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[imitating wind blowing]
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[Nativity Joseph] Do not worry, Mary,
we will find the place,
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pulled by this humble mule.
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-[cell phone buzzing]
-[suspenseful music playing]
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[Nativity narrator] The journey is long,
but their hearts are strong…
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Hello?
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Buenos días, señora.
May I speak with Mr. Trevor Binge-ly?
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It's "Bingley."
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Trevor Bingley. Yes, that's me.
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But I'm sorry,
this isn't really a very good time.
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Señor Bingley, I am so pleased
to make your acquaintance.
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I am Cesar Jimenez
from the personnel department
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of Grupo del Sanchez Romero.
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Okay. I don't know…
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The new parent company
of Housesitters Deluxe.
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[hopeful music playing]
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Oh, right.
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We don't have any room in the inn,
though your need is clear.
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The thing is that, um,
due to the recent change in ownership,
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our Barcelona team is not…
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Sorry, could I leave you
for just one minute, please?
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[bleating]
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[audience laughing]
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[Trevor continues bleating]
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-[bleating continues]
-[audience laughing]
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Sorry. You were saying?
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I was saying that our, uh,
Barcelona team is not entirely familiar
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with all of the Housesitters staff.
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But you are still on our books.
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…bright,
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Three Wise Men draw near
on this holy night.
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And I am calling
because we've had a member of staff
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cancel due to a family emergency.
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-Behold! The star! Rising in the East!
-[mouthing Nativity dialogue]
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And we were wonderingif you might be available to take over
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a platinum-level house-sitting jobover the Christmas period.
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[music crescendos then fades]
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Oh. No, I don't really do
that kind of thing anymore.
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In case you were wondering,
it pays around £10,000.
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-[star shatters]
-[children and audience scream and gasp]
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[lively music playing]
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Ten thousand pounds?
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[Diana] Calm. Calm.
Anyone hit? Anyone hurt?
259
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,160
Full disclosure, uh, you would
have to attend an interview on site
260
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,320
in London this evening at 5:00 p.m.
261
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,800
And, if approved, start immediately.
262
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,400
So, do you think you might be available?
263
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,840
Well, yes.
264
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,120
-[hopeful music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
265
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,120
[music fades]
266
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,200
[baby crying]
267
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,600
[pensive music playing]
268
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,840
[crying continues]
269
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,040
What are you doing here?
270
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,040
[baby fussing]
271
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,720
Where's your mom?
272
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,920
Let's go and find her, shall we?
273
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,200
[lively music playing]
274
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,600
Okay. Here we go.
275
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,880
Right. Parents' directory.
Parents' directory.
276
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,320
June. June. June.
277
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,480
June! There we go. June Harbinson.
278
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,840
-Right.
-[presses telephone keys]
279
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,720
-Okay.
-[line dialing]
280
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,880
Don't worry, we'll soon get you home.
281
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,600
[on recording] Hello! You've reached June.
282
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,920
I can't come to the phone right now,but you know what to do.
283
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,920
[voicemail beeps]
284
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,520
Hello, June? It's Mr. Bingley from school.
285
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:12,040
I didn't see you at the play,
but it seems we've still got your baby.
286
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640
Can you let me know
287
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,920
when you might be able
to come and pick it up?
288
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,960
Okay, thanks. Thanks, bye.
289
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,840
[pensive music playing]
290
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,440
[quietly] What time is it?
291
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,680
June, hello. I'm in a little bit
of a rush to catch a train to London,
292
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,520
so I thought I'd just pop 'round now
and drop the baby off, if that's okay?
293
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,440
[knocking]
294
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,880
Oh, hello, June. I've got…
295
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,200
Oh.
296
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,160
Oh. I know. Poor little thing.
297
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,360
She woke up with a bit of a sniffle,
so I called the school and left a message
298
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,880
to say I wouldn't be
bringing her in after all.
299
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,560
Right.
300
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,000
-[lilting music playing]
-[June] Aww.
301
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,240
So, who's this little chap, then?
302
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,200
[music fades]
303
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,800
Um…
304
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,160
-[lively music playing]
-[car horns honking]
305
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,160
The baby?
306
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,600
Yes. It turned out
that June didn't bring her baby to school,
307
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,960
so the baby that was left
308
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,000
at the back door that we put in the mangermust have belonged to somebody else,
309
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,240
and whoever that was
hasn't come back to pick it up yet, so I--
310
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,520
Trevor! I'm sorry, I'm in the car.
311
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,040
I'm going away.
312
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,440
I don't really have time
to sort this out right now.
313
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,680
Look, why don't I pop it
on the parents' WhatsApp group
314
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,800
and then refer any calls to you?
Is that all right?
315
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,960
Well, the thing is,
I have to go to London.
316
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,280
And I have to go to Lanzarote, Trevor.
Tonight. With my entire family.
317
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,360
And I'm already
an hour late for the airport.
318
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,760
Uh, well, the…
319
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,400
I'll pop it on the group chat now, okay?
320
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,840
[line beeps]
321
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,160
Hello?
322
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,680
Oh, dear.
323
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,600
Now what? [chuckles]
324
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,280
[coos]
325
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,840
[lively music playing]
326
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,080
A baby?
327
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,200
Yes. It's a bit of a long story,
328
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,480
but, basically,
it was left at St. Aldwyn's School,
329
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,440
and then nobody came back to pick it up.
330
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,720
-And who are you?
-Trevor Bingley.
331
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,120
I'm the school caretaker.
332
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,520
Well, I was the school caretaker.
333
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,520
Okay. Well, look,
the weather's not helping us,
334
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,080
but we should be able
to get a patrol car out to you in…
335
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,720
oh, three to four hours?
336
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,160
Oh.
337
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,120
Oh, unfortunately, I'm supposed to be
in London at five o'clock.
338
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,600
Your only chance of getting anyone
sooner would be to try social services.
339
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,200
[groans] Oh.
340
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,120
-[telephone rings]
-[sighs]
341
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,080
Hello, social services.
342
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,240
-Hello. My name is Trevor Bingley.
-Right.
343
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,520
-I've got a baby left at a school play.
-And…
344
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,480
And you've still got this baby?
345
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:54,400
Yes. And the thing is,
I need to leave in sort of 45 minutes.
346
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,760
Um, so I was really hoping
347
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,560
that someone might be able
to come around and pick it up before then.
348
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,600
Okay. Uh, well, look.
349
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,640
I'll come and get it myself.
Can I just take some details?
350
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,240
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
351
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,240
["Deck the Halls" playing]
352
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,440
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
353
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,920
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
354
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,480
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
355
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,000
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
356
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,640
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
357
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,200
♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
358
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,720
♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
359
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,280
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-- ♪
360
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,200
[song fades]
361
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,640
[tense music playing]
362
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,760
Baby?
363
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,560
Baby?
364
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,080
[baby squealing]
365
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,240
No! No! No! No! No!
366
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,720
-[giggles and coos]
-Where do you think you're going?
367
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,960
[vehicle approaching]
368
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,000
-Oh!
-[engine turns off]
369
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,480
He's here. He's here!
370
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,760
-Okay. Right.
-[knocking on door]
371
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,920
[baby cooing]
372
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,640
Here we go.
373
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,840
Mr. Bingley.
Hertfordshire Social Services.
374
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,080
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much for coming.
375
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,760
I'm in a bit of a rush,
376
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,880
because I've got
to catch a train to London.
377
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,120
Okay. Right. Well, the baby is…
378
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,760
[pensive music playing]
379
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,320
here…
380
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,400
somewhere.
381
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,280
Where are you?
382
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,440
Where's that baby gone?
383
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,400
Uh… Oh, dear me. [chuckles]
384
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,880
Um, baby?
385
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,480
Sorry. Just one moment.
386
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,440
Perhaps in here. Baby?
387
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,560
Baby? Baby!
388
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,400
Sorry. He's definitely here somewhere.
389
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,160
So, you found this baby in a manger?
390
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,240
Yes. He's Baby Jesus.
391
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,880
-[pensive music playing]
-Baby? Baby?
392
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:08,320
Jesus? I can't see you!
Jesus? Jesus, where are you?
393
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,800
[man] Well, look, um,
394
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,480
w-- w-- why don't I just leave you to it?
395
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,880
Where might you be?
396
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,680
-Are you behind the television?
-Well…
397
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,840
No.
398
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,280
If you… if you do happen to find
this, uh, missing baby,
399
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,760
then, uh, all-- all-- all of my details
are on that card.
400
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,440
Are you in the coal scuttle?
401
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,280
No.
402
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,520
All right, well, cheerio.
403
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,480
[baby coos]
404
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,880
-Bye!
-Oh!
405
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,040
[door closes]
406
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,960
Are you…?
407
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,640
-[coos]
-There you are! [chuckles]
408
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,680
I've found it! I've found it!
409
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,240
Oh, no! No!
410
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,920
-[hopeful music playing]
-Oh!
411
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,200
He left his card.
412
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,560
[baby cooing]
413
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,800
Yes!
414
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,800
[keypad clacking]
415
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,880
[line dialing]
416
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480
[on recording]
This is Neil. I'm now on annual leave
417
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,200
and won't be backin the office until January 4th.
418
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,160
No! No!
419
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,200
I've got to go! I've got to go!
420
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,880
Oh, I know. I'll drop you off on the way.
421
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,840
[hopeful music playing]
422
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960
[hopeful music continues]
423
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,360
-[music fades]
-Oh.
424
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,440
[pensive music playing]
425
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,360
What?
426
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,960
[lively music playing]
427
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,920
All right. We need a plan B.
428
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,880
[phone line dials then clicks]
429
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,280
-[man] Hello, Hertfordshire Police.
-[Trevor] Oh, hello. Yes.
430
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,080
I rang earlier about a baby,
431
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,560
uh, that was left behind
at St. Aldwyn's School.
432
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,880
Sorry. Just a second.
433
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,480
There we go.
434
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000
You put me in touch
with social services, but unfortunately--
435
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,440
Did we give you a case number, sir?
436
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,920
Um, n-- n-- no.
437
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,520
-Let's start with your last name, then.
-It's Bingley.
438
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,040
[static crackles]
439
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,520
Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Could you say that again for me?
440
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,480
Um, last name is B-I-N…
441
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,880
[static crackling]
442
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,000
[line disconnects]
443
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,960
Hello?
444
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,680
Hello?
445
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,400
Reception's not good, sir,
but let's keep going.
446
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,880
So the name's Mr. Bin? Is that correct?
447
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Well, it's "Bin" and then "gley."
448
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,040
Got it. Bin Glee.
449
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,360
So Bin's your first name, Mr. Glee?
450
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,000
[static crackles]
451
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:13,960
Hello?
452
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,360
Hello? Hello?
453
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,080
[chimes]
454
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,200
You're coming in and out a bit, sir.
455
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,680
-Can you hear me now?
-Yes.
456
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,360
Trevor Bingley. Called earlier.
Found baby left at school.
457
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,200
-Sorry?
-Also reported social services.
458
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,840
Now moving to new location,
but still on same number.
459
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,800
[static crackles]
460
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,120
Mr. Glee?
461
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,640
Will send you address soonest
if I get job I'm going for.
462
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,000
[chimes]
463
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,040
Oh, no.
464
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,120
[lively music playing]
465
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,240
[man over PA]
16:10 service to London Marylebone
466
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,640
will depart from platform two.
467
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,720
Two tickets to London, please.
468
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,200
[music swells]
469
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360
[horns honking]
470
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,200
29 Clarendon Square.
471
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,960
Twenty-nine…
472
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,440
should be…
473
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,200
here.
474
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,920
[dramatic music playing]
475
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,040
Gosh. [chuckles]
476
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,440
Right, then. Let's try and get this job.
477
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,800
[hopeful music playing]
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