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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:43,916 -Prego. 2 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,416 -Come on, Raoul. 3 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,958 -Questo è il vostro tavolo. 4 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,208 Ciao. 5 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,333 -(Come here.) 6 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,250 Buonasera, signora. -Buonasera! 7 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:57,458 -Prego. -Grazie. 8 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,125 A child's voice 9 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:08,541 ... 10 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:12,750 -Prego, signori. -Grazie. 11 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:15,291 -Preferite dell'acqua naturale o frizzante ? 12 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:17,166 -Acqua naturale. 13 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:20,208 -Now it's recording. -Sparkling water! 14 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,708 -Raoul! -Are you asking us questions? 15 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:25,583 -Did you go to the Jardin des Plantes with Grandma? 16 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:29,583 -No, with Mom. -But speak up! 17 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:33,125 -We won't yell, we don't speak for the whole room. 18 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,250 Were you at Grandma's, too? 19 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:37,791 -Er... Yes... -Have you seen Papa François? 20 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:39,500 -What's up? -Have you seen Papa Claudine? 21 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:40,291 -Yes. 22 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,416 -And Raoul, there, he was all weird. 23 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:44,708 -Yeah. -Where to? 24 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,958 -When you found Claudine, you had tears in your eyes. 25 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:51,541 And I said, "How are you, Raoul? Are you moved to find Claudine?" 26 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:54,166 -No, you weren't. -Yes, you were moved. 27 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,250 -Ah, yes. -Do you remember this? 28 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,041 -Yes. 29 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,041 -Did you think she was beautiful, Claudine? 30 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,000 Don't touch that, we'll hear nothing more. 31 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,541 -And we forgot the watermelon. 32 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,458 -Look what we're going to do. 33 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:10,416 We leave from Porto Torres and circle around to the west. 34 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:14,458 And we're heading back east. -Right. Okay. 35 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,000 The doorbell. -I haven't prepared anything. 36 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:18,958 It's adventure. -It's "l'avventura". 37 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,041 L'avventura... -Maman! 38 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:24,416 -Oh, my darling. Oh, my darling. -L'avventura... 39 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:25,583 -Hi, there. 40 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,583 -Kiss, Daddy! -Kiss, sweetheart. 41 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,791 -Well, bye. 42 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:36,625 -Oh! She's so beautiful! 43 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,041 -Hello, Raoul! Isn't Jean-Philippe here? 44 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,583 Isn't he here? -No, Mum, he's joining us. 45 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:45,416 -There still has to be Jean-Philippe during the vacations. 46 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,250 -Come on, let's get a move on! 47 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,583 because we're going to take the train. 48 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,125 -He has to come with you, Jean-Philippe. 49 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:54,916 All the same. -Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go. 50 00:02:57,208 --> 00:03:00,250 -You forgot the watermelon! 51 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,958 -Mom, we're late! We're running late! 52 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:06,375 -Love, Grandma! -Well, too bad! 53 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:08,041 Have a great vacation! 54 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:11,250 Send me some pictures! -Yes! 55 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,458 -It's impossible, you forget everything. 56 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,666 -Wait, wait, wait! Yeah. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 57 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,791 -Too good! Dibs on the top bunk! 58 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,416 -Excuse me, please. -Watch out for the lady! 59 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,916 -But I understand, we've had two. 60 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:27,375 -Ah, excuse me. 61 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:28,875 -We've had two, we know what it's like. 62 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:31,250 -That's so good! -You got your brother? 63 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,958 -Yeah, yeah. 64 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,416 -If you don't mind, would you like to trade? 65 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,958 -Yes, do you mind? -No, I don't mind. 66 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:41,250 -Ah, yes, I'd like that. Raoul, come down, please. 67 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:42,625 Claudine, come down. 68 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:45,416 Do you mind? -Not a bit. On the contrary, I do. 69 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,041 -I'm so sorry. 70 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:50,625 -Wait a minute, wait a minute. He wants to come down. I'm here, I've got him. 71 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:54,208 -Thank you. Thank you, Madame. -We had two, don't worry. 72 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,083 -Two of what? Are they dead? -Well... 73 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,500 Claudine laughs. 74 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,750 Two of them. -Well, they were old. 75 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:03,666 -Well, yes. -They were old. 76 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,208 -You weren't there. 77 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,583 -No, I wasn't there. I'd gone off on my own. 78 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,875 You were with Mom and... 79 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,583 Claudine. -And Claudine. 80 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:15,000 -I was afraid that you'd be with men 81 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:19,666 who would have wanted to hit on your mom. 82 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,625 -I want bread! -I didn't get hit on at all. 83 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,791 -I want bread! -Me, on the train 84 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:29,041 for Rome, I was like with guys by myself. 85 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,833 -But so were you, you were a lonely guy. 86 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,208 -I was a lonely guy too. -You were? 87 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:39,750 -Did you taste the brisket? -Did she take cheese, Mom? 88 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:41,125 -What's the name this sausage? 89 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:42,458 -Salami. 90 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,500 -In fact, the trick still works 91 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:47,000 to record uninteresting stuff. 92 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,500 -He's under the table there. -Raoul? 93 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,375 -What's next? -You're not pooping? 94 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:55,166 Shit, he pooped. 95 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:56,333 -On the floor? 96 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:00,083 -He's pooping. 97 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:04,458 Can I take you to the bathroom? -I have to pee! 98 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:08,000 -You can let it roll now, while they poop. 99 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:11,041 -Bah... -Bah... 100 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:13,875 Bah, bah. Bah... There you go. 101 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:16,333 Did you understand what it was? -Yeah, I do. 102 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:20,125 -It's a representation of the power of sound, quite simply. 103 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:23,458 What I like is cheese. -You're weird sometimes. 104 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:27,166 -Why weird? Everyone else... You're not weird, are you? 105 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,916 Everyone's weird. -No, they're not. 106 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:33,250 But above all, you're weird when Mom says: 107 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,083 "Yeah, we had two, too." You said: 108 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,666 "Ah, because they're dead?" That's weird. 109 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,458 -Is his butt clean or dirty? 110 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,125 -Well... -He didn't poop? 111 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:48,291 -Shall we continue? -Sure. 112 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:51,375 -Afterwards, Mama, what happened in your bed? 113 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:54,458 -Come on, darling, come and give me a hug. 114 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:57,666 -I'm tired, I want to hug Mommy. 115 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:02,541 -Come and give a hug to Jean-Philippe. Come on. 116 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,291 -And... 117 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:11,583 -Well, I stopped once for I don't know what. 118 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,708 I filled up, and then I said to myself: 119 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,833 "I'm going to eat, it'll wake me up, 120 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:19,916 I'll have chicken McNuggets." 121 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,041 -(Cloclo?) 122 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,500 Sleepy moan 123 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:31,416 We have to hurry. I'll get all the suitcases out. 124 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:36,000 I'm taking out all the suitcases. You keep an eye on Raoul, okay? 125 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:36,958 I'm on my way. 126 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,666 SNCF carillon 127 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:55,291 Cloclo, come and help me, please. 128 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,541 Isn't he here, Dad, or what? 129 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,875 -Dad? 130 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:05,833 -Where is Dad? -Dad. 131 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,916 -Look, there he is. -Daddy, please... 132 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,583 Daddy! 133 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,208 -Come here. 134 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,541 -Well, here we go. 135 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:33,750 *-Be careful at the start. 136 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:39,875 -Why did you take the comforter? -Why? 137 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,375 Oh... -I'll take this off... 138 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:45,875 -Where do we breakfast? 139 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,500 -I had prepared everything, I had to do it all over again. 140 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,833 All the organization, I had... 141 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:52,708 Boring! 142 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,583 No, but no, not in that order! 143 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:57,041 Just a moment. 144 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,166 There you go. Just like that, 145 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:02,625 I'm driving, you've already driven all the way. 146 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,000 Can you hand me my sunglasses 147 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,041 that are in my bag, please? 148 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:12,000 -Mom, the headphones won't fit in my ears. 149 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,541 -Well, 2 seconds. 150 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,916 -To forget that you're alone... 151 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:18,625 Claudine sings Angèle's "Tout oublier". 152 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,708 We should forget everything. 153 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,583 Forget everything... -Straight on! There, there! 154 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:24,625 -Where? 155 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:28,208 -There! There! Oh, God, you're doing it all wrong! 156 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,000 Look where we are! 157 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,750 -No, but it's not there, what are you doing? 158 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:34,541 -Left or right? -But... 159 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,875 -You have no choice, you go straight on. 160 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,958 -Mom, we're going to die! 161 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:42,375 Mom, we're gonna die. We're gonna get it now. 162 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,500 Raoul, we're going to die. 163 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:51,583 -Yes... Well, yes, that's the problem. 164 00:08:51,791 --> 00:08:53,333 You're going to pull over for the bus. 165 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,791 No, but... This is crazy! Come on, this way. 166 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,875 Come here. 167 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,958 -I think I I didn't lock the car. 168 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,416 -And Mom, 169 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,333 she had forgotten... 170 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,291 She had parked, she left the door open 171 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,625 when there was my checkbook and lots of stuff. 172 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:31,250 -So after that, we get into the boat. Yeah. 173 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:35,291 -Just like that, we're in the boat. -I'm making a friend. 174 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,750 -We're exhausted. 175 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:40,166 -And me, what saved me, was that I slept for 5 minutes. 176 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,791 -I slept for 20 minutes. You... 177 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,166 -You haven't slept 5 minutes. -At all? 178 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,625 -One minute. -10 minutes. 179 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,041 10 minutes, at least. -10 minutes. 180 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,750 -Do you know the story of the Lusitania? 181 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,166 -What? 182 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,625 -Ever heard of Lusitania? 183 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:55,833 -No. 184 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,125 -You don't know the sinking of the Lusitania? 185 00:09:58,291 --> 00:09:59,291 -No. 186 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,375 What is it? 187 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:02,625 -This is a book I read at Papa's 188 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:04,333 which was great, by the way. 189 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,958 His father was in the war, during the First World War. 190 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:11,916 And she wanted to go and see him with her mother, he was in hospital. 191 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:14,708 Before the last 2 hours, there's the shipwreck. 192 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:18,458 Can you believe it? It's nothing, 2 hours! 193 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,000 And so his mother dies in the shipwreck. 194 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,666 And everyone died, except her. 195 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,750 But I heard there was a little girl little girl who had seen a piano, 196 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:33,666 and we didn't know if she was dead or if she was alive. 197 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,666 Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach on piano 198 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,375 Mom? 199 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,333 I have to pee. 200 00:10:40,500 --> 00:11:00,000 ... 201 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,250 -I'll be right up. What do you say? 202 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,875 -I just don't understand why you took that comforter. 203 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:11,583 -I'm with you, go ahead. -Frankly, it's really stupid. 204 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,041 Why did you take it? 205 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,291 -Come on, get in. 206 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:21,791 ... 207 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,041 -Ouch! 208 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,208 Mom, I hurt myself! Raoul laughs. 209 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:33,583 But it's not funny! -How's it going? 210 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,916 -I hurt myself! 211 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,791 -I've got to charge my phone. -Send the comforter! 212 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,750 Just like that. Look at this. -We can't find Jean-Philippe. 213 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:44,541 Cello Suite No.1 by Johann Sebastian Bach on ukulele 214 00:11:44,708 --> 00:12:12,791 ... 215 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,208 Where is it now? 216 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,916 ... 217 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,458 I have to go see the captain. -He's in there! 218 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:23,916 ... 219 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:27,166 -Ah, there he is! -Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 220 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,750 ... 221 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:31,916 -Watch out! 222 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:33,875 No ! 223 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,083 -And it was a windowless cabin. 224 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,500 -Huh? 225 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,541 -I say to myself: Shit, I'll go and see the captain. 226 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:45,375 -The? -The captain. 227 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:49,666 I wanted to call Jean-Philippe and say: "Come to the cabin", 228 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,458 but I ran out of battery. 229 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,291 -No, Mum. First we go to the bar. 230 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,708 And on the way to the bar, there's my girlfriend. 231 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,875 -No. You hit your head. 232 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,458 -Ah yes, I hit my head. Then we go to the bar. 233 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,541 -Your girlfriend's mother tells her boyfriend: "I'm warning you", 234 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,416 they hung out in the parking lot, 235 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,375 "If we don't have a cabin, I'll make a scene." 236 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,708 -I think she's right. -I want a piece of candy. 237 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,583 -Really? You don't want pasta anymore? 238 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,333 -Sweets. 239 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,000 -There's no candy. -Yes, there is! 240 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,583 -No. 241 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,041 What's all this this candy story? 242 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,125 Is that candy? -We're going on deck, but I'm freaking out. 243 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:29,041 -No, we're going to the children's room. -He needs to drink. 244 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,041 -I'm bored to death. Do it again. -Raoul. 245 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,333 -Mom... 246 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,291 -Let me try something. 247 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,000 I'll mix Coke/Sprite. 248 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,500 -Careful, now, there's going to be an explosion! 249 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,833 -You don't like pasta? You don't like pasta? 250 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,666 -What do you want? -I want a candy. 251 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,750 -What's this all about? -When everyone has finished. 252 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,416 -Raoul, you sit, you wait, or you won't get any candy. 253 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,083 -Anyway, next... 254 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,500 -He dropped his knife. -Mommy! Mommy! 255 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:04,375 -Stop it! Don't! Don't! Come back or you won't get any candy! 256 00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:05,458 Come and sit down! 257 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,875 -The problem is that you want to go to the disco party. 258 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,458 -But I did it, the verification, here! 259 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:16,458 -And I'm in my bunk. I wake up with you. 260 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,000 -Raoul! -Mom, I want... 261 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,291 -Careful, now, the glass will fall, that's for sure. 262 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,375 *-6.15. We kindly ask you to leave your cabin... 263 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,208 -(Wake up.) 264 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:31,250 *-And to make sure you do not forget any person or belonging on board. 265 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,625 -(Come on, hurry up.) 266 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,583 -Little pebbles. They're little pebbles... 267 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,416 -The little pebbles, do you want to put them in the bucket? 268 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:03,000 -Can I go for a swim? -No, wait 2 seconds! 269 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,375 -No... -You want me to inflate the other one? 270 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,000 -No, no, I'll do it. 271 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,666 Raoul, come on, you don't have your armbands! 272 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,291 -Afterwards, we're both going for a swim. 273 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,916 -Here, come on. I'm going first, aren't I? 274 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,208 Push! Push! Push! Push! Push! 275 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,708 This is it. The other one. 276 00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:35,083 This one's got some nerve. 277 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,125 My cat, you're going to put on your cap. 278 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,791 -Wait, I'll do it for you, OK? 279 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,583 -Well, then, I'm going to complain again, then. 280 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,791 You'll take care of it? 281 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,000 I'm going to start bathing again. Are you staying here? -Yeah, I'll be here. 282 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,458 Children's crying 283 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:40,833 ... 284 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,833 Raoul screams. 285 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,416 Raoul, stop it! -I want an ice cream. 286 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,750 -We're going to be very strict. The vacations are not going to go well. 287 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:53,166 -Water, water! -You didn't take any water? Drinks? 288 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,583 Is this all that's left? It's disgusting. 289 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,000 -That's all it was. 290 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,958 -Mommy, I want water! 291 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,083 Water. 292 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,750 I want some water. -Raoul! 293 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,250 -I want water. -Raoul, look. 294 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,541 -Dad, I want water! -Raoul, 295 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708 let me explain something to you. 296 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,791 So you're not gonna get anything. -Dad, I want water. 297 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,041 -Would you like some water? You won't get a drink. 298 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,333 You won't get any ice cream. 299 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,625 -Ice cream, don't you want us to say it's snack time? 300 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,083 -Oh, what about me? -How about an ice cream? 301 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,291 -Ice cream... 302 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,958 *Light music 303 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:36,208 *... 304 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,000 -That's a nice little... 305 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:46,000 ... 306 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,458 -Well.., I wanted to face the sea... 307 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,208 -What's that? -But hey. 308 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,250 -Go! -I wanted to see the sea. 309 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,041 -He doesn't care, Raoul. -Oh, yeah. 310 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,333 I told him to stand there. -Raoul, stand in front. 311 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,375 Otherwise you're not allowed to have... 312 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,291 You stand in front of it. 313 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,541 -It's cold! 314 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,875 -She's cold. -You're standing in front of Daddy. 315 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,333 -It's cold. 316 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,250 -Even at her age, I didn't have a flat stomach. 317 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:37,583 *... 318 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,375 -What are you doing, Raoul? 319 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,833 When someone says "stop", you stop! 320 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,333 -Come on... Let's go, let's go, let's go! 321 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,208 -That's that. This is going to go very, very badly I'm telling you right now! 322 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:53,416 -Mom, when are you going to make the movie? -I'm locking you in the car! 323 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,291 -You've got to do it. -Well, yes. 324 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:03,458 -Otherwise Raoul will grow up, you see. -I don't want to hear you anymore! 325 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,416 This is Porto Ferro. 326 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,458 You are already the day after, you. 327 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:25,208 -We were on the boat, weren't we? -Were we still on the boat? 328 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,625 -I want that too! -No, it's mine. 329 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,000 -Can you give him some? 330 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:33,000 -Why do I have to share with him? He'll drink it all! 331 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,208 -But no! 332 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,416 It's good. 333 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:39,166 -Just a little! 334 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,208 It's good, you tasted it! 335 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,333 -We share! -No, we don't. 336 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,416 -Can I sit down, kids? 337 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,291 Would you like to try the fish sandwich? 338 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,041 -Oh! 339 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,208 -Mom, everyone drinks my Fanta! 340 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,375 -It's not funny. 341 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,000 -And so we arrive in Sardinia. 342 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,708 -It's morning, we don't know where we're going. 343 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:05,708 -Yeah. 344 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,583 Where are we talking about? Francesco's? 345 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,791 -No! 346 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:12,958 Day 1. -Really? 347 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,791 I don't remember. Is it OK? 348 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,750 -What's next? -I'll order. 349 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,958 -He's already had a taste! -He's going to have one. 350 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,375 -So all he has to do is drink 351 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,916 hers! 352 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:31,666 -Fanta. -Yeah, drink the whole thing. 353 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:32,958 -Oh, dear... 354 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 He opens the can. 355 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,750 -You're going to give me some, you took some from me. 356 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,500 -No! 357 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,791 -Give me some because you took some from me. 358 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,541 You took some from me, so there you go. 359 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,166 Raoul laughs. 360 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,250 -Is Fanta Italian? 361 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,041 Or is it Spanish? 362 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,083 Besides, there was that chick with the shorts. 363 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,875 You could see her ass, in her jean shorts. 364 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,250 -Ah yes, the mini shorts. -Ah yes, the mini shorts. 365 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,208 -With flowers. -Oh, yes... In Porto Ferro? 366 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,291 -That was at the very beginning. 367 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,958 -It's crazy, I don't remember a thing. -There were lots of surfers. 368 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,000 -And also, I'm filming Raoul who... I don't know what. 369 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,583 N'importe quoi. -Magnifique, cette paillotte. 370 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,916 -Thank you for interrupting me! -Sorry about that. 371 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,166 Do you forgive me? -Claudine? 372 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,000 Claudine! -Shut the fuck up. 373 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,833 You see, it's the same. 374 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,250 -Er... 375 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:39,541 -How are you? 376 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,708 -Yeah. What's up? 377 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,375 -Which is yours and which is mine? 378 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:47,875 What's next? -Well, I don't know! 379 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,250 I don't know, wait. 380 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:51,291 -Raoul took a nap in the car. 381 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,833 -He didn't take a nap in the car. 382 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,708 -That's where we saw the deer. 383 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:56,875 -Ah yes! 384 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,458 When Raoul was asleep. You missed everything. 385 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:06,625 -Well, I went to the bathroom, to poop. 386 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:07,833 -You missed everything. 387 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,791 -At what point did we get into an argument over the comforter? 388 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:12,875 -All the time. 389 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,708 -It started in the boat. -It was stupid, I had planned it all. 390 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:19,541 Everything was... 391 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,125 -So then... Anyway. 392 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,833 Where was the beach again? What beach? 393 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:32,500 -Agroturismo, right? -That's right. With the dog. 394 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:33,666 -Yeah. 395 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:38,875 -We went to watch the sunset from the beach. 396 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,041 Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach on synthesizer 397 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:47,125 ... 398 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:49,291 -Where's the toilet? -Sleep... 399 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,166 Go to sleep. Go to sleep. 400 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,333 (Go to sleep.) 401 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,708 Sophie sighs. 402 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:08,875 We flush the toilet inside. 403 00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:12,291 ... 404 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:13,541 Take a look! 405 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,125 It's crazy! 406 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,375 -But... -But what? 407 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:19,958 -We saw a deer. -We did? 408 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,250 -Bah... -A deer? 409 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:24,166 -A wild animal, like this, crossing... 410 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,333 -You missed everything. 411 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,833 And Raoul too. 412 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,583 -A deer? -Yeah, here. 413 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,583 -It's crazy, isn't it? -You have hallu's. 414 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:49,083 ... 415 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,541 We're going to eat! Let's eat! Let's eat! 416 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,875 -We'll be right there. -Come on, let's go! Are you coming? 417 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:56,291 -Come on, Raoul. 418 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,916 -Buonasera. -Benvenuto. Prego. 419 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:02,000 ... 420 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:03,958 -Come on, Raoul. 421 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:21,875 ... 422 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,041 *Light pop music 423 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:29,291 *... 424 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,833 -Prefer dell'acqua naturale o frizzante ? 425 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,541 -Acqua naturale. 426 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:36,833 -Now it's recording. 427 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,625 -Ah yes, okay, here we are. 428 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,458 -Fanta. Er... 429 00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:45,125 Can I drink this? -Raoul, you don't just drink. 430 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:47,458 You eat some pizza, please. 431 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:50,541 You haven't eaten a thing. I'll give you your Fanta... 432 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:52,083 -Mommy! 433 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,416 Raoul groaned. 434 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,916 -I was fine on my super bed. 435 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,083 On my super mattress. 436 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,333 And Raoul, he slept well on his lousy mattress. 437 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,000 -Afterwards, we had a row. 438 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,583 -Ah yes, Jean-Philippe was under a lot of stress. 439 00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:08,833 He kept saying: "Gotta go! Gotta go!" 440 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,041 -We hadn't chosen where we were going. 441 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:13,666 -Let's go! -Do we have to go? Where to? 442 00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,500 -Raoul, you wait. -Shall we go in? 443 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,750 -You wait! -I'm ready. 444 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:22,375 -Yes, but we're not ready yet. -Raoul, are you coming? 445 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:26,291 We can't go through all that trouble with big suitcases every time. 446 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,708 I'm going to make a bag with some clothes 447 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:30,791 for everyone, just like that... 448 00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:32,958 -I'm going to finish. Shall I? 449 00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:35,583 Go to breakfast, I'm coming. I'm going to the bathroom. 450 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,625 -Don't you get it? -Yes, I do, 451 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:41,375 I understood your arrangement, you explained it to me. 452 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,750 *-Water. -Come on, let's go. 453 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,041 *-Raoul! -Gotta go. 454 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:51,125 *-Can I have some water? *-Raoul, look! 455 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,083 -So next! 456 00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:01,500 -It was 1pm when we arrived in Alghero. 457 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:03,708 Time for the doldrums. 458 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,166 Sophie had said: "It's just a little 15-minute splash", 459 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,958 and they stayed for an hour. 460 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:11,541 -I want to go there! It looks so good! 461 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,250 Mom, can we go? 462 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:17,958 Look, there are slides and it looks so cool! 463 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,125 Please! -An airplane! 464 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:22,750 -It's too hot. -I want to go too! 465 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,416 -We're not going to leave the suitcases in the car! 466 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,458 -Who cares about suitcases? 467 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,125 -Mom, I want to go. 468 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:32,500 -I know, I want to go too. 469 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,541 Normally, we'd trade. 470 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,000 Wow! 471 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:40,625 Wow! 472 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,333 Let's swap! 473 00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:44,791 Wow! 474 00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:50,083 Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me, chouchou. 475 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,708 We'll go into the shade. 476 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,291 Raoul, you can take the bucket, please? 477 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:03,916 -I want to go with them! -Raoul! 478 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,625 Sophie represses a sob. 479 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:08,708 Come on! 480 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,833 Raoul, please! 481 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:12,916 Come on! 482 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:18,333 Mom, she's leaving! 483 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:22,083 -Mom still hadn't understood that, for example, 484 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:25,041 at the Bobba, when I asked if it was you... 485 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,375 -Is there ice cream? 486 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,458 -I didn't know if it was you. -At least eat the tomato. 487 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:32,625 -When I don't have my glasses, I can't see! 488 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:35,583 -And I'd wave to you to exchange. 489 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:36,916 -I saw you. 490 00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,583 I could see you for a second. 491 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,791 I saw you once. 492 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,250 You were with the luggage, you went to the café. 493 00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:45,208 Afterwards, I didn't look at you. 494 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,208 -And you didn't tell Jean-Philippe? -Yes, I did. 495 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,083 I said she was going to the café. 496 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,958 -Yeah, she did, she told me you were going to the cafe. 497 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:57,000 -That I was struggling with the luggage all by myself. 498 00:27:57,166 --> 00:28:00,250 -That's it, 5 minutes left, there's not even time to... 499 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:02,333 -It had been a real hassle. 500 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,375 -Oh, yeah? We had so much fun. 501 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,375 No ? We went tobogganing. 502 00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:08,500 -You want an ice cream, Claudine? -Sure. 503 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,583 -I want strawberry ice cream. 504 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,791 -I'll take a Magnum. What do you want, Claudine? Calippo? 505 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,833 -We said we were going to the bowls. Shall we take the ice cream to the bowls? 506 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,458 -We take it by the scoopfuls, the ice cream. 507 00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:25,833 -We have ice cream and coffee here. -Yes, it's not good, with balls. 508 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,875 -What about the ice cream over there? 509 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:31,916 Really? We'll have to get two lousy coffees there. 510 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,041 -Well, you have to consume something, 511 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,083 otherwise we can't go bowling. 512 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,291 -I'll have an ice cream here. -I'll have a Magnum over there. 513 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:41,375 -I have a coffee here. -I have an ice cream here. 514 00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:44,541 -Oh no, that's not working anymore. We won't take everything here. 515 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,708 -Yes, you're right. 516 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:49,000 Are there Magnums there or not? -Yes, there are Magnums. 517 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,375 -I miss the Magnum. 518 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:57,291 So, you're doing this with Cloclo? -Yeah, but where were we? 519 00:28:57,958 --> 00:29:01,875 -The ravioli, the pizzeria... Very good pizzas, by the way. 520 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:05,458 And we play for a while the knife game. 521 00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:08,625 -My ice cream is called "innamorato". 522 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,583 -It means "in love". 523 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,708 -Innamorato, means "in love". 524 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,750 It's not "innamorata". You're in love. 525 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,083 So we play the knife game. 526 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,583 And I have the right to have no qualities. 527 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:24,708 It's like I'm the dumbest. -Yeah, you are. 528 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,041 It's true that it wasn't nice. 529 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,500 -What? 530 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,041 Poo? 531 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,791 Raoul laughs. 532 00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:38,750 -The little boy, he throws balls at my face! 533 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,625 -Balls? 534 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:41,958 Well, you fight back. 535 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,166 -I'm going to break everything. 536 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,583 -You don't want to be strangled to death. 537 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,291 -I received balls to the head. 538 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,833 -So in the knife game, that's it, 539 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 I'm not entitled to any quality. 540 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,125 -Did you fight back or not? 541 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,708 -Who's the most... -the most? 542 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,458 -Who's the smartest? 543 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:06,958 Yeah, well... This is me. 544 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,500 What? 545 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:09,750 -The most beautiful? 546 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,375 -Is... Is that you? 547 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,750 -Who's the most... 548 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:19,958 -Boring. 549 00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:23,583 -Ugly? What's this? 550 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,625 Is it me? 551 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:30,708 -Hey! 552 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,000 Let's take a picture for Grandma! 553 00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:41,583 -I can't take it anymore, it's good! 554 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:45,583 Come on, let's go for a swim! -I'm going for a swim too! 555 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:56,625 -I think it's the shock absorbers that are dead. 556 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,875 -Mommy! 557 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,458 -Dad, he leaves you alone like that? 558 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:20,916 But where is he going? 559 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:22,125 Are you okay, honey? 560 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,875 -What's he doing? Is he crazy, leaving Raoul? 561 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,250 -Shall we go to the straw hut? -Yeah, let's. 562 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Reggae music 563 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:36,458 ... 564 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,250 -Do you have any chips? 565 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:42,541 We'll take three bags of chips and two packs of popcorn, please. 566 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,833 Oh! He's pooping! 567 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,416 Take a look! Go on, get some towels, get towels! 568 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,708 Crap! -Ciao. 569 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,208 -He croaked! 570 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:58,750 ... 571 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,041 With the guy who sweeps up. 572 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:05,500 In Italian. 573 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,458 -It records. 574 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,625 -Can I have some water? 575 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:53,708 -Take your knife. My knife. -Show me your underwear. 576 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:56,875 -But it's wet. Your flip-flops are full of pee. 577 00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,166 -I only play with the big one because it's more interesting. 578 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,333 -Would you like some butter? 579 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:05,083 Careful there isn't a wasp that comes along there. 580 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,750 We need to find him a pair of underpants. 581 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:10,750 -I'll have some water. -I'm not going to hold your rusk. 582 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,250 -Grab me a slice of toast! -Ask otherwise. 583 00:33:13,416 --> 00:33:15,083 -I'm not going swimming. 584 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,958 -I'd go swimming, but I'd have to have the Routard. 585 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,333 There's a beach, I think, at Scava. -There's also Portixeddu. 586 00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:27,416 There's Portixeddu. -What about it? 587 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:28,833 -There's Portixeddu. 588 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:33,666 There is no beach between Piscinas and Portixeddu. 589 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:34,791 -Yes. 590 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:37,666 -He answered, Casa de Francesco? -What's up? 591 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:39,541 -Francesco! 592 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:40,458 -Did he answer? 593 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,708 -You see, there's there are plenty of beaches here. 594 00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,416 -I'm getting... 595 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:46,541 a girlfriend... 596 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,083 whose name was... 597 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,166 -Now you really have to back to Piscinas. 598 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,666 This is not at all the right direction. 599 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,125 -Well... 600 00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:59,458 And then... -Plus, there's no beach. 601 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:02,416 Well, not on Google Maps. -And then... 602 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,083 -It's horrible, this heat. I can't take it anymore. 603 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,083 -The further south we go, the hotter it's going to get. 604 00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:11,041 -Where are my blue pants? 605 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:14,416 My wallet was inside. 606 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,333 -Well, I don't know where it is, your blue pants. 607 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,833 -Unpacking and repacking, you forget things. 608 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,250 -Are you sure this is it? 609 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,708 Sounds weird, doesn't it? 610 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,375 Car beeps 611 00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:55,708 We slam the door. 612 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:00,375 -What's Jean-Philippe up to? 613 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,791 -Why stop? 614 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:07,208 -I'm in the sun right now. 615 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,291 Sophie sighs. 616 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:14,541 -What's he doing, Jean-Philippe? -I don't know, I'm hot. 617 00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:16,708 -We're hot! Come back here! 618 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:18,500 Sophie sighs. 619 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,500 Mom, why don't you say something? 620 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:23,416 Mom? 621 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,583 -What? 622 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,958 -You say nothing, why don't you take the other seat? 623 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,166 We're leaving. It's okay, too bad for him. 624 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,625 It's fine, did we die of heat? 625 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,625 -I'm going to the back because I'm too hot. 626 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,375 Sophie closes her car door. 627 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:53,125 -I want Mommy, to get in the car! 628 00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,958 -Move over a little, please. 629 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:04,333 "1685", Zedd feat. Muse, after Bach's Prelude No. 1 630 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:51,000 ... 631 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,875 Yes. That, with the stress and everything, I can't take it anymore. 632 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:57,583 I can't take it anymore. 633 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:01,416 Well, kisses. 634 00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:12,625 Light music 635 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:26,416 ... 636 00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,958 -Mom... 637 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:33,125 -Now it's recording. 638 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:36,208 Lucky you, you were able to swim. 639 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:38,916 I'm hot. -You're hot. 640 00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:40,541 Well... 641 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,125 Thank you. 642 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,958 There's only fish, what are you going to eat? 643 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:52,583 -Pasta. 644 00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:55,916 We had... It was a windowless cabin. 645 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,625 -What did you take, Jean-Philippe? 646 00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,541 Raoul gabbles. 647 00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:04,208 -Oh, well... -So... 648 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:05,583 -It's broken! 649 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,083 -Yeah. What about this one? Raoul is babbling. 650 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,333 -Anyway... This is it. 651 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,666 -Jean-Philippe teaches you to dive. 652 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:18,166 -Jean-Phi, he says he forgot his pants. 653 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:21,583 -I get yelled at a lot because I didn't take his pants. 654 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,375 -He doesn't understand tidying. 655 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,083 -Mom, can I borrow it? You put it on my boo-boo. 656 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,500 -You're the doctor. Where's my boo-boo? 657 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,750 Here. Right there. See the blue there? 658 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:34,375 He stopped, got out of the car. 659 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:37,041 And finally, we went to Piscinas. 660 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,375 But what does Jean-Philippe do? 661 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,208 What are you doing, Jean-Philippe? 662 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,916 -I'm cleaning it up, it was all wet. Before, I was in the bathroom. 663 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:49,166 -I never understood it, he spends hours in the bathroom. 664 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,708 -Lots of people spend time in the bathroom. 665 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:58,000 -I'm constipated, too, because I don't spend much time on it. 666 00:38:58,166 --> 00:38:59,375 It's a waste of time. 667 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:05,000 I'm constipated and I've been craving to go to the bathroom for 3 days. 668 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,500 -It's no good to stay too long. 669 00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,666 Because buttocks go downhill... 670 00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,958 -Does your phone charge? 671 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:14,166 -No. No, it doesn't work. -So next! 672 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,333 -I don't know. 673 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,375 It was in the wrong place. -False contact, yeah. 674 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:23,083 -Mom, where is... -No, but can we go on or not? 675 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:26,375 -No! -Can we go on or not? 676 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:27,875 I put on a band-aid! 677 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:30,458 -Can we have some quiet? 678 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,958 It was quiet there, can we go on or not? 679 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,875 Raoul mumbles. 680 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,791 -There's a hole in all my underpants! 681 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,875 -Can we go on or not? Boring! 682 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:44,083 -I can lie on the... -What's next, Mom? 683 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,791 -Shhh! -What did I just say? 684 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:48,916 "Can I get on the bed? the bed", I'm told "shh"! 685 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,875 -Well, ask Raoul! -Next! 686 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,250 -You're not nice. -But it's my bed! 687 00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:55,791 This is my bed. 688 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,541 -I have the right to go somewhere or... 689 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:03,208 -This is my bed. 690 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:04,541 -Or should I just leave? 691 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,500 -Come on. -Go away! 692 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:09,583 There's no room. 693 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,958 -Come on! Let's go! 694 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,250 -There's a mini place, as Raoul has taken the place. 695 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:18,541 -Get on the floor! -The floor? 696 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,833 -Get on the bed! Stand there! 697 00:40:23,416 --> 00:40:25,291 Stand there! Right there! 698 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,333 Raoul laughs. 699 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,583 -That's not where I wanted to go. 700 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:32,708 -There's no room, there's no room! 701 00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,166 Raoul, can I have a cake, please? 702 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,500 -One more cupcake. -Come on, talk to her! 703 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,875 -I can cut my nails at the same time. 704 00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:44,166 -Pass me a cake. -That's enough. 705 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,500 -Ouch! 706 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,166 Ouch! 707 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,958 -Can I have one? Please do! 708 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,583 -Raoul! Sophie, do something. 709 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,541 No, but he'll break the... 710 00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:59,166 -Raoul, you stop right now or I'll get angry. 711 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,208 -But there's more! 712 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,625 -Here we are. 713 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,000 -Time for bed, now, Raoul. 714 00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:05,541 Are you sleeping? 715 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,291 Raoul whimpered. No, he doesn't. 716 00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:09,541 Come to bed. 717 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:11,750 -We're going to Piscinas. 718 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:17,125 And right after, Raoul, the guy, he was washing the... 719 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,958 The passage there... -What are you doing? 720 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,291 -Cakes! 721 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,708 -You stop, you have to ask Mom and Dad. 722 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,750 We can't rest! -I'm so hungry! 723 00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:29,000 -Well, yes, but you didn't eat a thing at lunchtime. 724 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:30,583 -Stop it! 725 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,458 -I promise you, right now, you're on the wrong track. 726 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,500 -No. Raoul. 727 00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:38,916 We're trying to tell a story, so you shut up now. 728 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:42,333 Otherwise, I'll lock you up, I'm warning you, this isn't a joke. 729 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,583 So you stay calm. 730 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,583 -You're boring! 731 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:48,083 -If you had left me the bag of dinosaurs, 732 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:51,916 you'd have plenty of dinosaurs, but you wouldn't let me buy them. 733 00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,583 -What are dinosaurs? 734 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,833 -Well, we didn't buy them, then. 735 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,791 -So then, there! 736 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,041 -I booked the "agriturismo". 737 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:06,125 -Me, I just liked the fan. It was rotten. 738 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:09,083 -You know who he reminded me of, the guy? 739 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:15,583 to this American actor, in "The Addams Family". 740 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,000 -But! -Which one? 741 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:21,708 Father? Uncle? Servant? 742 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,583 Mummy? -Mmm. 743 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,958 What's this actor's name? 744 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,250 -Jeremy "Arons"? Irons? 745 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,166 -He's ugly. -Yeah, he is. 746 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,541 -He has a shaved head, doesn't he? -He reminds me of Jeremy Irons. 747 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:38,500 -It's atrocious. 748 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,875 -I don't know who plays in The Addams Family, 749 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,250 but he looks like the guy. 750 00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:45,416 "I've never seen The Addams Family. 751 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,958 -He looked like an actor, I don't know if it was Jeremy Irons. 752 00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,375 -I don't know. 753 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:55,708 Jeremy Irons, he plays Cronenberg's twins, 754 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,333 "Make-believe," you know? 755 00:42:57,916 --> 00:42:59,416 John Malkovich. -Who's John Malkovich? 756 00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:02,166 -Ah yes, no, he looked like John Malkovich! 757 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,333 -John Malkovich. -Yes, that's the genre. 758 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,125 -Mmh. Ugly. 759 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:08,625 -In fact, we never stop our heads, 760 00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:11,166 but as soon as we bathe, everything's better. 761 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,333 -Oh, well... -We relax immediately. 762 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:19,208 -Yes, it's true. We'd have to spend our lives in a bathtub. 763 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:23,583 -And Jean-Philippe thought the shock absorbers were dead. 764 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,583 -What's up? -So he's starting to stress out. 765 00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:30,041 I'm in the water and it breaks. -That's right. That's the truth. 766 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,291 -It was to charge the phones, 767 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:36,750 so that we have GPS to be able to find the "agriturismo". 768 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:39,208 I'm leaving with the intention of coming back! 769 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,958 -So we hurry. -You hurry, but... 770 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:44,166 -While we were swimming. -You didn't say a word! 771 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,333 -It was altruism. 772 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,708 -It was as if you were abandoning us, 773 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,875 without telling us, with the car. 774 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,083 Laughter 775 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,500 -It's all nonsense. -Your son, your daughter, your wife. 776 00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,833 -You tell it in a very one-sided way. 777 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,833 -Well, why don't you step in! 778 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,875 -I want to go pee. -Go ahead and pee. 779 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:08,541 -You don't want to... -No, no, no! 780 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:10,583 -Mommy! Mommy! But Maman! -Raoul! 781 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:11,750 -Mommy! 782 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:15,000 We can't even keep the thing going. -Yes, we can. 783 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,291 -There's always someone to ruin everything. 784 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,250 -I count to three. 785 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:22,333 One, two, and... And that's it. 786 00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:26,791 Your hair, it's... 787 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:28,166 In fact, you're a sunshine. 788 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:32,500 -And so, Raoul, he pooped on the thing the guy had swept up. 789 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,750 -We're having chips, because I feel that at the "agriturismo", 790 00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:40,000 we were going to be way too late. -Chips and popcorn. 791 00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:41,791 -And fortunately... 792 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:43,333 the guy was under a lot of stress. 793 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,916 Come give me a hug. Come here. Give me a hug. 794 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,333 Come on. Come here, rest. 795 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,875 -So there's Raoul who poops on... 796 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,375 -Come and rest. 797 00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,875 Come and rest. 798 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:55,875 -It was heavenly! 799 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,041 -The thing is, there's a guy sweeping up 800 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:00,333 a kind of and sand... 801 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:04,250 -What will do you good is to rest. 802 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,833 -He goes to the bridge and he poops! 803 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,583 -Ah yes, and plenty of towels! 804 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,458 All hell broke loose! -I've pooped! 805 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:17,958 -Yes. 806 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:22,208 Claudine and Sophie laugh. 807 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:26,250 -And you're chasing after it! 808 00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:28,083 -That's good. 809 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:33,458 ... 810 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:36,083 You're hurting my balls, come on! 811 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:40,458 It's always the same story, you're a pain because you haven't slept. 812 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:41,708 -Stop it, Dad. 813 00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,625 -I count to 3. To 3... 814 00:45:44,791 --> 00:45:46,625 it's the bathroom. Raoul protests. 815 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,333 1... 2... 816 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:50,916 -Water. 817 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,458 -Water? 818 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:55,875 There are some there, otherwise. 819 00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:58,333 Raoul laughs. 820 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:02,125 -I'll take care of you! -Are you going to do that to the teacher? 821 00:46:02,291 --> 00:46:03,375 -Which is no fun, 822 00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:05,541 Raoul, it's just that... Very, very boring. 823 00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:08,791 You think you're funny, but you're not. 824 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:12,625 -Stop it, Raoul! 825 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:15,583 -Ouch! 826 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,541 -Stop it, Raoul! Well... Raoul. 827 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:22,500 Raoul. This is not going to end well. 828 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,750 Come on. Raoul. 829 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,166 Come on, into the bathroom. 830 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,541 Come on, I'll take you there. 831 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:30,916 Hup. -I don't want to! 832 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,625 -Come on, take it easy. 833 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,083 You calm down a bit here. 834 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:37,458 Raoul screams. 835 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:40,166 -I don't want to! -Ups! You're grounded. 836 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:44,041 You stay here for a while, you're punished, you calm down. 837 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:46,208 Raoul cries and Jean-Philippe snores. 838 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:54,708 ... 839 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:56,500 -I want to pee! 840 00:46:57,416 --> 00:47:00,500 -If you want to pee, you go downstairs... 841 00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:05,958 you raise the bowl, take out your pecker... 842 00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:09,416 -The bezel. 843 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,125 -What's that noise? 844 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:14,291 Laugh 845 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,750 Is that poo or pee, Raoul? 846 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:19,916 Claudine laughs. 847 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,208 Raoul laughs. 848 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,333 -I want out! 849 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,791 -Are you going to be good? -Yes! 850 00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:28,958 -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait. Just wait. Do you promise? 851 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,250 -Yes. 852 00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,833 Mom... 853 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,833 -Huh? -Hug, Mum! 854 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000 -Come on! 855 00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:41,291 You're letting us do our recording? Yes ? 856 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:42,791 Promise? -I promise. 857 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:44,208 -Arms! -Come on! 858 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:48,625 Arms, but you let me do the thing with Claudine. 859 00:47:48,791 --> 00:47:50,458 -Bobo, here... 860 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:51,791 You don't have a boo-boo. 861 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,958 Raoul groaned. -Ouch! 862 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,208 -Sorry. -Ouch! 863 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:56,541 -We hug. 864 00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,583 But a hug is sweet. 865 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,708 -I sit on my mom. -Gently, gently. 866 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,875 Careful, careful. 867 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:06,083 Shhh... Quietly. 868 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:09,333 Easy, now. -Stop it! Stop it! Ouch! 869 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,125 -Careful, careful! -He hurt me and who cares! 870 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:14,083 -Careful, careful. No. 871 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:18,291 Come with Mommy, but stay calm. Where's your pacifier? 872 00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,083 Where's your pacifier? 873 00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:24,166 Where's your pacifier? Raoul! 874 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,708 -In her bag. 875 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:32,708 -Ouch! -Come to Mama. 876 00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,375 We're gonna... -He's hurting me, and... 877 00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:36,125 And nobody cares! 878 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,916 Claudine cries and Raoul laughs. 879 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,125 -No, I don't. -Yes, it is. I'm telling you. 880 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:43,333 -So... Where were we? Where were we? 881 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,500 We turn around. 882 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:48,958 It was night, in the mountains, we were afraid the car would fall. 883 00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:52,625 Stop touching it. Move your leg, though. 884 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:55,000 Finally, we turned back. -But ouch! 885 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,625 -He didn't do it on purpose. 886 00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,458 -Yes, he always does it on purpose. 887 00:48:58,541 --> 00:49:00,166 -No, he didn't, he said he didn't do it on purpose. 888 00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,083 -Of course he did it on purpose! 889 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,500 -Look, she's crying because of you, Cloclo. Go say sorry. 890 00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:08,291 -I didn't mean it! -Say sorry anyway. 891 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:11,416 -No, you don't! -Ah, yes. 892 00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:13,291 Claudine is crying. -I'm so sorry. 893 00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:16,083 -Cloclo, it's okay, he said he was sorry. 894 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:19,791 -No, he doesn't care! -Did I just make a U-turn? 895 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,750 When I made the U-turn. 896 00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:23,958 Didn't you tell us about the U-turn? 897 00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:26,500 -Yes, yes, I did. 898 00:49:26,625 --> 00:49:29,416 But you were asleep, I think, because you snore. 899 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,500 Raoul gabbles. 900 00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:32,416 Huh? 901 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,833 -Can I cut your legs off? -Yeah, you can. 902 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,041 And now, on the other hand, we still don't know where we're going. 903 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:43,250 If we go to San Pietro... I dunno. We still don't get Internet. 904 00:49:48,416 --> 00:49:52,166 Me, I'm reverent, so I say go ahead without me. 905 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:53,375 Here we are. 906 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,166 -Where? -At the diner. 907 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:57,916 -I buy bubble gum. 908 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:03,250 -And we still haven't from Francesco. 909 00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:06,250 Careful with the glass, it's going to fall, that's for sure. 910 00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:07,791 -I put it there. 911 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,000 -Don't you want to call the guy? 912 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,625 By saying that we have problems with the Internet? 913 00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,833 -I don't have his address! 914 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,125 -But we'll send a message... -Raoul, you're coming right now! 915 00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:19,583 -Is it any good? 916 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:22,083 Do we take the boat to San Pietro? 917 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,250 -Come and sit down! 918 00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:24,500 -Ah, he hurt me! 919 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:27,833 -No! That's enough, you leave her. -He really hurt me. 920 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,958 It was on my mosquito bite. 921 00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:34,791 -Candy! -Stop hurting Claudine, 922 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,416 yes or no? -He hurt me! 923 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,916 Ouch, he reupholstered me! -Okay, no candy. 924 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,416 Come on, it's over. -Yes, it is! 925 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,875 -There's no candy. No. No ! 926 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,000 No, there's no candy. No, you don't. 927 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:49,375 You won't get any. 928 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:59,458 No, you won't. 929 00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,083 Raoul cries. 930 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,791 No, no, it's too late! 931 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:04,166 ... 932 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,750 -Yes, it is! 933 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:08,708 -Jean-Philippe said that I would have one. 934 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,625 -Claudine will have a sweet, but you won't. 935 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:11,666 -Bonbon! 936 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:14,375 -No, you're not wise! I've told you twice now. 937 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:17,541 -Take your feet off the table. -Keep going! 938 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:18,708 Why? 939 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:23,291 -Mom, the phone's working. -I want a candy! 940 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:24,333 -Always. 941 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,541 -I want a candy! -I want a candy! 942 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:29,333 Raoul grumbles and screams. 943 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,583 -No, he doesn't. -He doesn't have any candy! 944 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:33,833 He doesn't have one, he hit Claudine three times. 945 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,500 -Four times, Mom. 946 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:38,458 I have a feeling Jean-Philippe is going to get angry. 947 00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:40,125 -Ah yes. 948 00:51:40,291 --> 00:51:42,416 -Maybe after your nap, if you're good. 949 00:51:42,583 --> 00:51:45,541 After your nap. Go sit down. -He's been naughty! 950 00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:47,333 -We'll give it to him after his nap. 951 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:51,083 -I don't buy him candy. He's been naughty. 952 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,750 -After nap time! -I don't buy her candy. 953 00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:56,583 -We're going to buy a sweet. If you're good, 954 00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,875 we'll give it to you after your nap. 955 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,458 Who wants coffee? -Yes, coffee. 956 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,916 And a tiramisù. I'll have a tiramisù, too. 957 00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:07,041 -No, there isn't. -No, there isn't. 958 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:10,833 -Can't I have a tiramisù? -Yes, but he's tired now. 959 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,791 We have coffee and leave. 960 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,000 -Raoul. Raoul? Would you like a sweet? 961 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:19,458 -Let's get in the car and go. He has to sleep in the car. 962 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,916 And... 963 00:52:21,791 --> 00:52:24,583 And in fact, we're going to San Pietro. 964 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:26,416 -We're going in the boat. 965 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:31,041 And we think we're not gone, and in fact, we're already gone. 966 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:34,000 -The guy's not here. 967 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:36,041 -Hey, come on... 968 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,458 Go get some ice cream. I'll get the guy. 969 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,791 -Come on, let's get some ice cream. Sounds good. 970 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,083 -You think so? -I think so. 971 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,250 -Oh, no, he's... He's there. 972 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:48,166 Ah well, maybe it's him. Ah. 973 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:51,750 Francesco? -Sophie? 974 00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:53,208 -Sì. -Ah. 975 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,000 -Ah? -Are you coming now? 976 00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:57,666 -Buongiorno. -Hello, nice to meet you. 977 00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:59,500 -Buongiorno. -Buongiorno. 978 00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:01,666 Eh... Well, can you follow me? 979 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:03,875 We have a small problem with the room. 980 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,750 It stinks a bit. 981 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,416 A bit like... 982 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:08,541 Well... 983 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,416 You'll see. 984 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:12,875 -Well, we'll see. -But what does it smell like? 985 00:53:13,041 --> 00:53:15,041 -It smells like poo. -Does it smell like poo? 986 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:18,166 -What do we do now? -Sorry, but... 987 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,416 -Let's find out. -Mommy! Mommy! 988 00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:22,083 -Yeah, hold on, we have to make a decision. 989 00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:24,541 -I didn't think so, but we had this problem. 990 00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:27,458 -It was for one night. -But Mama! 991 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:30,250 -Was it just for one night? -Yes, just one night. 992 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:32,708 -All right, then. -Okay, let's do this. 993 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:35,666 -I'm moving, there's a car. -We'll follow you, thanks. 994 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:40,041 -So we're going to sleep in the room that smells like shit? 995 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:43,333 -Tomorrow, I don't know what time the boat is. 996 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:45,666 I think I took it around 3pm. 997 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:49,916 -I hope this isn't it's not a trap. 998 00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:52,916 -No... -Bah, wait... 999 00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,125 We've seen it, haven't we! -We sure did! 1000 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:57,416 Just imagine, it takes us to the end of the island, 1001 00:53:57,583 --> 00:54:00,583 it punctures the car's tires and leaves us without Wi-Fi. 1002 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,291 -Well, of course. I guess you're right. 1003 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,541 -He seems nice. 1004 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:07,500 -They're nice who seem nice. 1005 00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:09,375 -Then he kills Raoul... 1006 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:10,875 And then we'll be on vacation. 1007 00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:16,208 -Wow... 1008 00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:17,583 -The shock absorbers are dead, you see. 1009 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:23,000 Feel that? -Mm. 1010 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:28,541 -They have to make their own wine, too. -Beautiful. Oh, I love it! 1011 00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:30,791 -We have this room. 1012 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:33,125 Double, but... 1013 00:54:33,291 --> 00:54:35,125 If you like, 1014 00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:37,750 perhaps we can add a mattress. 1015 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:42,291 -It doesn't smell. -No, not in here. 1016 00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:43,875 -Come here. -What do you think? 1017 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:46,500 -Raoul! No, no, no, no! -No, it's okay. 1018 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:48,833 -Let's go! -Let me show you the bathroom. 1019 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,666 -What the... -Come with me! 1020 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,833 -Is there no light? -Come and see your bed! 1021 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,958 -What do you think, Cloclo? -I look at the bathroom. 1022 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,500 That's nice. -Yeah! 1023 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,583 Anyway, there's... 1024 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,416 What do you think? 1025 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,166 -Yes, well... Anyway, it's good. 1026 00:55:08,333 --> 00:55:10,625 -Smell is good. So is the bathroom. 1027 00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,375 -We don't have Internet, we can't... 1028 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,375 -Great. -It's good. It's good. 1029 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:21,041 -Now, if you want to see the falling sun: the Caletta. 1030 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,291 The Caletta is very pretty. -Ah, great. 1031 00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:26,625 -There's a small bar where you can have a drink. Very nice. 1032 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,708 -It's great. Well, we'll stay one night. 1033 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:30,250 -Yes, yes. -OK. OK, then! 1034 00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:31,083 -OK? -Thanks for your time. 1035 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:34,791 -All right, then. If there's anything anything, I'm here. 1036 00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,833 -OK, great. Thank you for your time. 1037 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,166 Jean-Philippe snores. 1038 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:40,791 -He snores, Jean-Philippe, it's delirious. 1039 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:44,833 And I spot there's a mojito thing. 1040 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,041 -Shot. 1041 00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,500 -What was that? -I saw something spinning. 1042 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:51,083 -Did you see something spinning? -Yes, I saw it. 1043 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,166 My cuddly toy! 1044 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,458 It spun fast! 1045 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:56,041 -I think it's because because you're very tired. 1046 00:55:56,208 --> 00:56:01,250 And because you're so tired, you saw the Earth spinning. 1047 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,416 -Up there. 1048 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:04,916 Up there! 1049 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,875 It spun fast. 1050 00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,708 -I have no room. -Well, come on. 1051 00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:11,041 -I have no room. -Come to the other side! 1052 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:13,416 -I don't have a seat! -Yes, you do. 1053 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:14,583 Come on. 1054 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,458 -Raoul took my place. -Stop this! 1055 00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:20,708 Come on. 1056 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:25,125 Chouchou, look, there's plenty of room here! 1057 00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:27,583 Look at all the room there. 1058 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,375 What are you doing, Cloclo? 1059 00:56:29,541 --> 00:56:30,500 -I want to go out. 1060 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,625 -Don't you want your place back? 1061 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:33,791 -I want out! 1062 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:38,541 -But why? -Because. 1063 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:39,791 -Well, I'll let you in. 1064 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:41,583 But you're not nice to me. 1065 00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:44,041 -Yes, but everything is always for Raoul. 1066 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:46,166 -You're getting yourself all worked up over nothing. 1067 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,791 He left you in charge. 1068 00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:50,208 -I want to go! -No, you don't. 1069 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,416 Jean-Philippe. 1070 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:55,708 Claudine left because I don't take enough care of her. 1071 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:56,833 Raoul is a pain in the ass. 1072 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,041 So I don't mind to go with her. 1073 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:00,458 -Where? -Outside. 1074 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,708 I don't want her her out there alone. 1075 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:07,000 -Go ahead, if you want. -Bah, no! 1076 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,875 -Why not? -Well, because! 1077 00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:14,166 It's completely unfair, what she's blaming me for, so... 1078 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,958 Raoul gabbles. 1079 00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:20,166 No, you're not touching my mole. 1080 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:22,333 Raoul laughs. 1081 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,041 Raoul... 1082 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,000 I'm very, very tired. 1083 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:28,291 It's been days since I've had a party. 1084 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:30,000 -She must have gone to the beach. 1085 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Raoul groaned. 1086 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:37,458 -I want water! 1087 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:40,583 -Well, get some water. There's water! 1088 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,541 -Did you look at the time? -No, I haven't. 1089 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:46,375 Why do you look so drunk? 1090 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,958 -Yes, I'm upset. I'm very tired. 1091 00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:50,791 -It's not my fault. 1092 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:53,875 Just lock it in the thing. -We locked him in. 1093 00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:55,250 -But not enough. 1094 00:57:57,208 --> 00:58:00,416 Not enough, if you give in to everything. -I haven't given in to everything! 1095 00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:03,458 You were asleep. You slept for at least half an hour. 1096 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,583 Raoul laughs. 1097 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,625 Sophie sighs. 1098 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:11,291 -I don't see why you're taking this out on me. 1099 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:12,708 -All right, come on. 1100 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:16,833 I'm going to see your sister. 1101 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,125 Sophie sighs. 1102 00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:22,291 -I want to go see my sister! -No, you can't! 1103 00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:25,666 -I want to go and see my sister! -No, I'm the one who decides. 1104 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:27,833 Raoul cries. 1105 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,458 ... 1106 00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:31,458 No. You stay here. 1107 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:34,458 ... 1108 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:36,125 -It's time to go now. 1109 00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:38,625 -No. I'll go and see her. 1110 00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:53,125 ... 1111 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,541 Chouchou. 1112 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,125 -What? 1113 00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:04,500 What? 1114 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,083 -(Don't pout.) 1115 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:12,750 Come on, let's keep going. -No, no, no, no. 1116 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:13,708 -Go ahead. 1117 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:15,125 Go ahead, give it to me. 1118 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:19,791 I don't know, we were in the boat, weren't we? 1119 00:59:19,958 --> 00:59:20,625 -Yeah. 1120 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:23,666 -We didn't talk the whole trip, with Jean-Philippe. 1121 00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:27,250 -You went to the back. I don't know what. 1122 00:59:27,416 --> 00:59:28,291 -Yeah. 1123 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:29,583 -No, don't! 1124 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,833 So we got to the boat and stayed in the car 1125 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,541 because we didn't believe we were gone. 1126 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:36,958 We had already left a long time ago. 1127 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,291 -Mmh. 1128 00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:42,166 Engine starts. -Who's this guy? 1129 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,000 -It's Francesco. 1130 00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:51,083 So afterwards, we go for a swim. 1131 00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:54,000 And then everything is better. -Yeah, it does. 1132 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:57,708 -Me, I see there's a mojito bar. 1133 00:59:57,875 --> 01:00:00,958 And now we're off to the pizzeria. -EOS. 1134 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,458 -Mom, can I have a Coke, please? 1135 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:07,083 -I'll have a primavera. 1136 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,958 All week long, I regretted 1137 01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:11,916 that pizza that was so good. 1138 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,958 -Fortunately, this is another country. 1139 01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:16,208 -If we go back, I'll take this one. 1140 01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:18,291 Because I made a mistake yesterday. 1141 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:19,708 -We're not going. 1142 01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:20,625 -Mmh! 1143 01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:23,833 -Maybe we'll eat at the star party. 1144 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:27,541 No, but then... -It's you, my shooting star! 1145 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,916 -But then? -Oh yes, then I lost it. 1146 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,083 -Ah, yes. 1147 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,125 -I cried. 1148 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,291 -You "couldn't take it anymore. 1149 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,041 -And I say, "Bah, you decide." 1150 01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,291 And he said: "Let's stay somewhere, 1151 01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:43,583 "don't stay in such a small place. 1152 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:44,958 -Well, yes. 1153 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:46,291 -No, but in the beginning, he said that. 1154 01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,708 The point is he's talking nonsense. 1155 01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:51,291 -Can I have a sandwich, please? 1156 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:55,250 -Wait, wait, wait, wait. -Can I have one more piece of toast? 1157 01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:58,250 -Can I wipe your nose? Can I wipe your nose? 1158 01:00:58,416 --> 01:01:00,791 -Please. -Yes! 1159 01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:05,041 -Mom, can I have a piece of toast? -Mommy? Mommy? 1160 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:07,583 -What is it? -What is it? 1161 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,291 -A slice of bread. 1162 01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:11,416 -Thank you. 1163 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,500 Sophie sobs. 1164 01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:19,166 ... 1165 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,708 Are you crying? 1166 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:22,916 ... 1167 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,083 -I'm tired. 1168 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,541 -Are you crying? 1169 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,666 -I don't know, I'm tired. -Would you like some coffee? 1170 01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:33,000 Coffee? -Grazie. 1171 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:34,375 Grazie. 1172 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:38,500 -Would anyone like another coffee? Would you like anything? 1173 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,083 -No, no, no. -No, thank you. Thank you. 1174 01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:42,250 Sophie sobs. 1175 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:45,666 ... 1176 01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,708 -All we have to do is leave. 1177 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,375 This island sucks, there's nothing to see. 1178 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,250 If we're going to be staying somewhere, 1179 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:58,250 it might as well not be in such a small place. 1180 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:02,125 -Me, a vacation like that, stress and all... 1181 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:04,416 Let's go back to Paris. 1182 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:07,458 -No, first we go to the beach. 1183 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,166 -It's great here! 1184 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,583 Ah, it's great. It's great here! -Oh, yeah? 1185 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:14,875 -It's great! 1186 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,041 Too good. 1187 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,208 -Where do we eat? -We're staying, aren't we? 1188 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,958 -Well, so I... 1189 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,208 Shall we spend an extra night at Francesco's? 1190 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,208 -Cloclo, what do you think? 1191 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,250 -Shit, where is is my phone? 1192 01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:32,333 -And where do we eat? We could eat there, couldn't we? 1193 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:33,958 Now that sounds like fun. 1194 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,208 -Mmh! No, balls! -Ah yes, balls! 1195 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:40,833 -Raoul wanted to eat at the boules. -Les boules! 1196 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,291 -That's right, we did, we did say we were going bowling. 1197 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,666 -In the end, we didn't come home at all. 1198 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:46,875 -No. 1199 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:50,541 Wait, at noon, we ate where the balls are. 1200 01:02:50,708 --> 01:02:53,666 -Ah, yes. -We stayed for hours. 1201 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,750 -I was sick to death of it. 1202 01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:01,291 The salad was too good. 1203 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,625 Nuggets too. 1204 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,916 The salad was delicious. -Mmh. 1205 01:03:07,791 --> 01:03:10,000 -I loved the salad. 1206 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,583 -Raoul, every time, he sleeps in the car 1207 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:19,041 and change location, he doesn't know where he is! 1208 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:21,416 He never knows where he is! 1209 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,416 If I had a cabin in Corsica... 1210 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,833 I'd have an outdoor sink, like this. I think it's so cool. 1211 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:31,958 -Oh yeah? 1212 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,958 -Don't you? Don't you think it's cool doing laundry... 1213 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:38,250 -What's cool is not doing the laundry. 1214 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,250 -Are you all right, baby? 1215 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:46,541 -There's a lot of noise. -Where? 1216 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,208 Raoul laughs. 1217 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,208 Say, he brought back one hell of a watermelon. 1218 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:00,750 Sophie and Claudine laugh. 1219 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:04,500 What does it do? 1220 01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:05,916 -He keeps me awake, he doesn't sleep. 1221 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,333 -Come here. 1222 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,458 The story goes that Raoul always falls asleep 1223 01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:11,541 the moment we change location. 1224 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,291 -Mmh. 1225 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:15,333 -We watched "Sissi" in the evening. 1226 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:18,750 It was atrocious. Plus.., they had a TV all smashed up. 1227 01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:23,250 -That's when I learned that Jean-Philippe found Romy Schneider very beautiful. 1228 01:04:23,416 --> 01:04:26,708 -It's true, she's very beautiful. - "Very beautiful woman", you said. 1229 01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:30,333 Did we sleep well? I slept really badly. 1230 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,458 My stomach hurt. I was trying to go to the bathroom. 1231 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:35,583 After that, it was very windy. 1232 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,125 And I pick up the laundry and make a pile. 1233 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,333 "She loses two children in her lifetime. 1234 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,916 "She is known as Sissi." 1235 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:48,750 -Does your stomach hurt? 1236 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:51,583 -The two spouses have no taste in common." 1237 01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:54,000 -In the film, they seemed to be in love. 1238 01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,625 -That doesn't stop it. -It doesn't. 1239 01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:58,958 "At the age of 14, the young Duchess 1240 01:04:59,125 --> 01:05:01,958 "falls in love with her father's squire named Richard. 1241 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:04,208 "Sissi is desperate." 1242 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,083 -Sophie? -Eh? 1243 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,833 -Would you like a smoke? -Sì. 1244 01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,958 Thank you for your time. -You're very welcome. 1245 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,750 Would you? -Yes, please. 1246 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:06,625 What's this? -Baci. 1247 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:11,041 Cats are fighting. There's a message inside. 1248 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,541 Shall I translate? -Mmh. 1249 01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:18,750 -Loves life more than its logic. 1250 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:21,541 "This way, you'll understand the meaning." 1251 01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:26,833 -Mmh. 1252 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,291 Who wants watermelon? 1253 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:32,250 -I don't want it, I don't like it. -I'm going to film the house. 1254 01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:34,500 That way, we won't forget anything. 1255 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:44,250 -Buongiorno. -Buongiorno. 1256 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:45,541 -Buongiorno. 1257 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:48,833 -(Raoul!) Raoul. (You're not home.) 1258 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,541 Put that down, you're not at home. -It's okay, he can play. 1259 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,583 Not a problem. 1260 01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:59,541 And where are you going next? -Well, we haven't really decided yet. 1261 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:02,416 In fact, we're we're touring Sardinia. 1262 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:07,833 So we came down from the west and we're coming up from the east, but... 1263 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,083 we choose at the last minute. -Yes, yes, you have to improvise a little. 1264 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:16,625 I have the impression that people are more able to improvise 1265 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,583 and follow their hearts a little. 1266 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,708 -But can we leave from Porto Pino? 1267 01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:23,666 -Yes, yes. 1268 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:26,458 You take a boat, you leave from Porto Pino. 1269 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:29,541 And the coast is very pretty. You'll... 1270 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:32,250 There are little beaches. It's very pretty. 1271 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:33,666 Yes, yes. 1272 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,291 And perhaps there will be a lot more people. 1273 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,500 -Ah... -And... 1274 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:41,125 It's going to be awful. -Ah... 1275 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,916 But from "Portofino 1276 01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:48,833 in Chia, that's on the coast, isn't it? -Yes, it's on the coast. 1277 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,708 There are some lovely beaches, but it's a military zone. 1278 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:56,958 So I don't like it because there's a lot of pollution. a lot of pollution. 1279 01:07:57,125 --> 01:08:01,833 They made military stations. -Well, yeah... 1280 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,083 -Anyway... -That's not good. 1281 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:06,083 -No. 1282 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,916 -If you like, you can stay anyway. 1283 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:13,250 The room is still available. As you wish. 1284 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:16,125 -Well... 1285 01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:18,291 Yeah, we'll think about it. Thinking? 1286 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,375 -Yes, we're thinking. 1287 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:23,375 -Let's just stay one more day. -Yeah. 1288 01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:27,958 -Well yeah, we'll see tomorrow. -OKAY. 1289 01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:32,625 -I'm leaving, I won't be here. 1290 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,500 I'm leaving... Well, I'm not leaving. But I won't be here. 1291 01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:39,041 But, anyway... 1292 01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:42,166 I'm fine. -But you won't be there? 1293 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:45,416 -Mmh... Yes, I'm not leaving, but I won't be here. 1294 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:51,875 -Mmh-mmh. -Really? 1295 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,375 -Ah, fuck! Ah! -Ah! What? 1296 01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:56,625 Claudine screams. 1297 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,291 -Ouch! 1298 01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:01,541 I've been stung by a wasp twice! 1299 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:05,166 -A cigarette and a lighter. -I've got... I've got one. 1300 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:07,166 Well, I do... I have a lighter. 1301 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,750 -Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! -Ouch! 1302 01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:12,708 It hurts, it hurts! 1303 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,791 It hurts too much, it hurts, it hurts! 1304 01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,541 It's on my hand, it's there. -Where is it? 1305 01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:43,541 Want to swap? 1306 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:46,625 Wow! 1307 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:48,250 Uh-oh! 1308 01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:51,083 Let's swap! 1309 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,708 Cloclo! 1310 01:09:57,833 --> 01:10:01,583 Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach on piano 1311 01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:04,708 Couldn't you see I was waving? 1312 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,333 -I can't see when I don't have glasses. 1313 01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:13,666 -Well, that we were trading, that we had to keep Raoul. 1314 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:16,625 -We went to the Bobba, I think. -No, we didn't. 1315 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:18,583 -Didn't we go to La Bobba? 1316 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,791 Didn't we go back to Guidi? 1317 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,666 -We ate fish sandwiches. 1318 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:25,458 Mommy, she's going to have a taste. -Oh! 1319 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:27,375 -Don't you like it? -Mom, stop! 1320 01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:31,083 That's my Fanta! -It's not funny. 1321 01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:35,333 No, no, no! We've been to where you left your phone. 1322 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,250 We never back after that. 1323 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,083 -No... 1324 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,000 -Yes, I did. -Where was this beach? 1325 01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:43,583 -It was the 2nd day after Francesco's. 1326 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,791 -No! No, it was there. 1327 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,458 -Where was it again? Which beach was it? 1328 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:52,041 -It's the next day for sure. -No, no, no, no, no. 1329 01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:54,333 -No, it's not tomorrow. -No, it isn't. 1330 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,125 -Who cares about temporality? 1331 01:10:56,291 --> 01:10:59,416 -No, it was that day. Where you forgot your phone. 1332 01:10:59,583 --> 01:11:02,166 -This was long before the day of the break-in. 1333 01:11:02,333 --> 01:11:04,333 We had to go up... 1334 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:08,333 two days before. We were talking nonsense. 1335 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:10,875 That day... -Speak up because... 1336 01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:13,083 Come closer. -But you only have to... 1337 01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:14,458 -Come here! -No, I won't. 1338 01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:18,041 I wanted to lie down and rest. -Come closer for two seconds. 1339 01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:18,958 -Yeah... 1340 01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:22,958 -Come a little closer. Come closer. -No, but let... 1341 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,875 The day of the... -Come closer. 1342 01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:26,708 -The... Let me finish! 1343 01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:28,166 The day... 1344 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:32,166 We were eventually at the Bobba. That's all we were. 1345 01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:35,958 We didn't go to Pointe-Noire, where I thought I'd forgotten my phone. 1346 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,375 It was well after the day of the break-in at Francesco's! 1347 01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:43,125 The first adventure here was breaking and entering! 1348 01:11:43,291 --> 01:11:46,291 -That's when... -I'm sure we ate at Guidi. 1349 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,375 -Yes! 1350 01:11:47,541 --> 01:11:50,541 And the next day, we went to La Bobba! 1351 01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:54,208 -Well, yes, but I'm the one who says 1352 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,625 we'd gone to La Bobba, nonetheless. 1353 01:11:56,833 --> 01:11:58,833 -Don't touch him! As soon as you touch him... 1354 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,291 -It's not going to work, all we'll hear is the wind. 1355 01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:04,125 You've come to the wrong in the right place! 1356 01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:07,125 We won't hear a thing. -No, we're louder than you. 1357 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:09,041 (You talk like that), we can't hear a thing. 1358 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,875 -We can't hear you. 1359 01:12:11,041 --> 01:12:12,208 -We'll be heard! 1360 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,916 -We'll be heard! -We won't argue... 1361 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:18,416 Can we go on without anyone without someone breaking the thing? 1362 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:20,958 -Well, where are you going? -I'm going for a walk. 1363 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:23,500 -Going for a walk? -Well, yes! 1364 01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:26,375 But that's weird! -Let me check he's asleep. 1365 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:29,416 I'll go and check. -Get my sunglasses! 1366 01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:30,750 -And the map too, the beach map. 1367 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,000 -Yeah! 1368 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,166 -Afterwards, where did we go to the beach again? 1369 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:35,041 -I believe 1370 01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:36,750 that he forgot his phone first. 1371 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,416 -It was at the Bobba! 1372 01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:42,083 -No, it was at Punta Nera. -Ah yes! 1373 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:45,166 It was on this day that Jean-Philippe forgot his phone. 1374 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:46,958 -Here we are. 1375 01:12:47,916 --> 01:12:48,583 -OK! 1376 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:51,041 -You have to make the turtle's scales! 1377 01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:52,875 -This is what we're doing right now. 1378 01:12:52,958 --> 01:12:54,625 -No, but with your finger! 1379 01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:59,875 And then I say to him: "But buy yourself a banana." 1380 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:03,166 I tell her that all the time. -So do I. 1381 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:05,208 -He doesn't buy it, by the way. 1382 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,541 And we go to the pizzeria, always the same one. 1383 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:09,958 And now me, not so good. 1384 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:12,166 Because I'm having a primavera. 1385 01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:14,708 I'm making the same mistake as yesterday. 1386 01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:16,541 -What's next? 1387 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,875 -Take it easy! 1388 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:21,208 -Jean-Philippe can't find the key! 1389 01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:24,000 But the break-in, is not the day 1390 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,583 where I took the tomato salad? 1391 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,333 Wait, Raoul. You want a ball? -Yeah! 1392 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:33,125 -Er... White! -I want yellow! 1393 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:46,625 Flashing light 1394 01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:49,958 ... 1395 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,333 He engages the handbrake. 1396 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,583 -Ah, bah! Look! Raoul. 1397 01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:15,458 Dinos. Do you want them or not? -What'll it be? 1398 01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:18,791 -Don't you want it? -Nobody cares about me. 1399 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,958 Sonata for flute BMV 1034, Johann Sebastian Bach 1400 01:14:22,125 --> 01:17:13,333 ... 1401 01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:25,583 -Caution, careful with the ball! 1402 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:36,000 -Er... 1403 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,416 "Spagola. Spagnola. 1404 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,166 -Spagnola. A cono? -Amarena. 1405 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,208 -A cono? 1406 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:44,041 -They have dark chocolate sorbet. -Or I'll take all 4! 1407 01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:45,208 -I love it. 1408 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,083 -Chocolate sorbet, you love that! 1409 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:51,375 -Why don't you have some? -I try not to eat too much... 1410 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:55,125 -It looks like shit. -Raoul, you have to order. 1411 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:57,791 -Cioccolato fondante. -Sì ? 1412 01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,958 In un cono ? -E fragola. 1413 01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:01,000 -Cono? 1414 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,166 -I want that. -Yeah, don't worry. 1415 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:03,958 -Cono? 1416 01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:06,291 -No, no "cono", especially not. -Coppa? 1417 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,416 -Coppa. -OK. 1418 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:09,291 -Cono", and then what? 1419 01:18:10,166 --> 01:18:13,708 -Mom, I need a pendant. I feel weird not having one. 1420 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:16,125 I don't have a necklace, it's too weird. 1421 01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:16,916 -What? 1422 01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:19,375 -Buy yourself a banana. -Yes, a banana! 1423 01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:20,958 -It reminds me too much of my father. 1424 01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:23,750 -I want that one! Mom, I want this one. 1425 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:26,250 -Which one do you want? This one? Sardinia? 1426 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,625 -Check it out! -Oh, there are Brazilian jerseys. 1427 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:32,625 Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach techno version 1428 01:18:34,458 --> 01:18:36,791 In the morning, we went to I don't know which which beach. 1429 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:39,916 We can't stop shouting. 1430 01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:41,916 We're the loudest family 1431 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,875 of all restaurants and beaches. 1432 01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:46,625 Jean-Philippe, he's screaming. 1433 01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,125 I'm ashamed of him of him all the time. 1434 01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:50,375 We're going to miss it! 1435 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:54,958 You always want to play volleyball. 1436 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:57,958 Ball, dive, jump... 1437 01:18:59,916 --> 01:19:03,291 -Well, vacations, it's useless if you don't do anything. 1438 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:04,708 -Take a look, you can see the moon, it's beautiful. 1439 01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,125 -Oh, yeah. 1440 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:09,791 -Is she here yet? -Mmh. 1441 01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:12,333 -It's early. -And your father called for you. 1442 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,000 -It's been a long time since he called me. 1443 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,125 -Do you want to call him? -I got nothing to say. 1444 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,416 -But don't you miss him? -No, I don't miss him! 1445 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:23,500 I miss him in the evenings. -Evenings? 1446 01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,208 -Otherwise I never miss him. 1447 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:27,333 In the evening, I miss him all the time, 1448 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:29,416 but so do you, I miss you in the evenings. 1449 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:30,541 What's next? 1450 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:33,541 -Ah yes, the day before, we went paddle-boarding 1451 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:36,333 with my shirt "tucked into my ass. 1452 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:40,000 It's too small. It's too small. 1453 01:19:40,416 --> 01:19:42,333 -You're going to put it on 2 times and that's it! 1454 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,625 -Do you like Maman's swimsuit? 1455 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:45,875 We're going, aren't we? 1456 01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:49,208 Raoul laughs. Oh! 1457 01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:54,500 -Waves! 1458 01:19:54,625 --> 01:19:57,666 -Where's he going? -I don't know where. 1459 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,458 We never understand what he's doing. 1460 01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:30,166 Prelude No. 1, Johann Sebastian Bach, techno version 1461 01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:36,958 ... 1462 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:38,958 -Raoul! Come and do my rug! 1463 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:49,208 ... 1464 01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,041 -Ah... Oh, scusi! 1465 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:52,833 Raoul, come on! 1466 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:58,125 ... 1467 01:20:58,291 --> 01:21:01,875 -Why are you standing there? -Not to wake everyone up! 1468 01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:03,041 -Is he asleep? 1469 01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:07,833 -We've come a long way, we've forgotten billions of things. 1470 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:11,791 -I didn't even go for a walk. -Well, take a walk! 1471 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,958 -Can we go with you or not? 1472 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,541 -We can't leave him leave him here on his own. 1473 01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:18,000 -Yeah... 1474 01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,041 -Huh? 1475 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:24,041 I'm going to take a look around, see what's going on 500 m further on. 1476 01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:27,000 It's 5 minutes, no more. 1477 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,958 -We are last night. 1478 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:31,708 -Last night? -Yeah. 1479 01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:34,958 -Have you forgotten everything? -We haven't forgotten everything. 1480 01:21:35,125 --> 01:21:37,833 -Do you remember that we broke in? 1481 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,625 -NO. 1482 01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:41,166 -Did you forget your phone? -NO. 1483 01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:43,583 -You haven't forgotten... -That I'm ashamed. 1484 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:46,458 We're permanently ashamed of Raoul, who screams. 1485 01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:49,958 -And you're screaming too! -Me too what? 1486 01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:54,583 - "Voglio prenotare..." "Dieci..." "Dieci minuti! 1487 01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:56,708 -Why don't you make the call? 1488 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:59,583 You always leave everything to me! I'm fine! 1489 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:03,416 Who's got the good part now? You think I like this? 1490 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:06,833 -Mom? -And... 1491 01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:11,291 I don't even eat my pizza, which I find undercooked, 1492 01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:13,750 bitterly regretting the 1st pizza. 1493 01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:15,583 I didn't have pizza last time, 1494 01:22:15,666 --> 01:22:17,416 I had taken the tomato salad, 1495 01:22:17,583 --> 01:22:21,291 and the neighbor had a pizza, the same one I had the first time. 1496 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:26,083 Afterwards, I thought, "What a jerk, I should have had that pizza!" 1497 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,250 -Take a look! 1498 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,166 -What the hell is he doing? What the... 1499 01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:35,541 -He's going to kill himself! 1500 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:42,583 -But he's going to hurt himself, this guy is crazy! 1501 01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:46,833 Come on, let's go this way, shall we? 1502 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,041 So we're gonna... Still no sorbet 1503 01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:51,125 dark chocolate, so I don't take anything. 1504 01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:53,250 Yeah... 1505 01:22:53,416 --> 01:22:56,750 And then we got in the car, we came back here, 1506 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,708 and then we took a nap, 1507 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,625 and Jean-Philippe climbed to the top of the thing. 1508 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:01,750 But... 1509 01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:03,958 There's an animal! No ? 1510 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,333 Meow 1511 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,625 But... 1512 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:10,916 that's the animal you hear howling at night! 1513 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:14,375 Is that a dog or a goat? -Wait! Wait! Wait! 1514 01:23:14,541 --> 01:23:15,583 I don't know! 1515 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,541 How odd. 1516 01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:21,166 There are cats next door. 1517 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:23,333 -But it's weird if it's a dog, 1518 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:25,416 it's weird he doesn't bark. 1519 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,291 It's a dog... Poor thing! 1520 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:31,583 Why is he locked up there? 1521 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:33,583 The dog whines. 1522 01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:37,458 -Do you want to go and see what it is? 1523 01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:39,583 The dog barks. 1524 01:23:39,791 --> 01:23:40,875 A cat meows. 1525 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:43,125 It's a cat. 1526 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:49,541 I don't know. 1527 01:23:51,250 --> 01:23:52,541 -You have to be careful. 1528 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:56,875 -We'll ask Francesco why he's locked up. 1529 01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,125 Do you think he has any diseases? 1530 01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:08,833 Barking 1531 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:21,583 -As it happens, it's a party... like a rave. 1532 01:24:21,791 --> 01:24:22,916 -Where's the party? 1533 01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:25,166 -What's this? Raoul is babbling. 1534 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:27,875 -It's like a party where there's no bar and everything, 1535 01:24:28,041 --> 01:24:29,791 there are only packs of beer. 1536 01:24:29,958 --> 01:24:31,958 Djembes, you know? 1537 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,083 -It's rotten. 1538 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,500 -Where am I going? Left or right? 1539 01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:36,333 Right-hand side. 1540 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:37,916 -We'll have to decide, now, kids. 1541 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,500 -At the Caletta. 1542 01:24:39,666 --> 01:24:42,041 -Ah, Caletta. -Let's party. 1543 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,958 We're going to the shooting star party! 1544 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,250 Dad, what are you doing? 1545 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:50,041 *Radio *-Francesco... 1546 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:52,833 -Oh! He said Francesco! 1547 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,916 -Yeah! -What are you doing, Dad? 1548 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:57,875 -Yeah, they said Francesco! 1549 01:24:58,041 --> 01:25:01,791 -Everyone next to me sees them and I can't see them. 1550 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:04,166 Because I never see them. 1551 01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:08,875 Everyone sees, and I don't. 1552 01:25:09,041 --> 01:25:10,416 I don't know why. 1553 01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:14,583 And I can never... What can I say? 1554 01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:16,708 Express a "desiderio". 1555 01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:21,333 Because when you see a shooting star you have to make wishes. 1556 01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:25,708 And I never can because I can't see them. 1557 01:25:27,416 --> 01:25:29,125 And last time, someone saw it, 1558 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,958 he said, "I'll give you one." 1559 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:33,208 So I made a wish. 1560 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,750 -Maybe you'll you're going to see some tonight. 1561 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,166 -Perhaps, yes. Yes, yes. 1562 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:43,250 Maybe I'll I'll start seeing them. 1563 01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:46,750 -Tell us tomorrow. -Well, I make wishes anyway. 1564 01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:48,291 They laugh. 1565 01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:50,458 Low notes 1566 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:54,000 ... 1567 01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:56,958 That's the kangaroo, which goes "boing, boing". 1568 01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:58,458 And then I go... 1569 01:25:58,625 --> 01:26:01,666 There's a bird in Australia called kookaburra. 1570 01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:02,833 -Yes. 1571 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,958 Low notes 1572 01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:23,125 ... 1573 01:26:23,291 --> 01:26:26,625 Prelude No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach on piano 1574 01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:33,500 ... 1575 01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:36,916 -It's 11:27. -How are you? Are you sulking? 1576 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:40,041 -I don't want to leave. -Do you? 1577 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:43,416 I don't feel like leaving. -The cat's gone. 1578 01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:45,125 But he's... 1579 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:48,000 He's gone. 1580 01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:49,208 He's gone. 1581 01:26:50,958 --> 01:26:53,541 -Has the little cat gone? -Yes, he has. 1582 01:26:54,458 --> 01:26:56,125 -Are you all right, Claudine? 1583 01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,000 -Are we going to... 1584 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:02,958 Are we going to the beach, right now? 1585 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:05,166 -No. We're going to the port now, chouchou. 1586 01:27:05,333 --> 01:27:14,291 ... 1587 01:27:14,458 --> 01:27:16,000 -Oh, it's the balls! 1588 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,875 -The balls... 1589 01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:21,958 The balls... 1590 01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:25,708 If we go to the ball beach... 1591 01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:33,250 -It wasn't my favorite. -The beach of balls. 1592 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:39,583 I like the ball pool. 1593 01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:41,583 -Perhaps there will be, in Corsica. 1594 01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:45,125 We're going back where we were last year. 1595 01:27:45,291 --> 01:27:46,625 -Where were we? 1596 01:27:48,416 --> 01:27:52,250 -Well, we were... We were in Corsica, last year, by the sea. 1597 01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:55,083 Do you remember this? -Yes, I remember. Take a look. 1598 01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:56,833 Look at the boats! 1599 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,750 -Let me see the boats... Oh, yes, the boats! 1600 01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:01,583 Well, there you go. 1601 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:04,166 -It's big. First, we'll... -Mommy? 1602 01:28:04,333 --> 01:28:05,000 -Yeah? 1603 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:08,000 -Do you want to see if there's a dark chocolate sorbet? 1604 01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:09,666 -No, I'm sure there won't be. 1605 01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:11,291 -Did you see, Raoul? Huh? 1606 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:14,625 That's our boat. -It's not big. 1607 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:19,458 -Did you see how the town, on the cliff there? 1608 01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:21,750 Too good, huh? -Yeah, it is. 1609 01:28:21,916 --> 01:28:24,625 Is that where you'd been with Dad? -Yeah. 1610 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:29,875 It's so beautiful. It's very touristy, though. 1611 01:28:30,041 --> 01:28:33,500 We'd been there out of season, when you were a baby. 1612 01:28:33,666 --> 01:28:37,875 -Yeah, well... I'm out. -No, yes, you were there! You were a baby. 1613 01:28:39,083 --> 01:28:40,291 -I don't remember! 1614 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:49,041 -So does it record? -You have to speak loud enough. 1615 01:28:50,041 --> 01:28:53,458 -So, all of a sudden, it was with the... We saw the dog. 1616 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:57,125 And it was weird. -Talk louder than that. 1617 01:28:57,708 --> 01:29:00,250 -He didn't bark much. So it was weird. 1618 01:29:01,125 --> 01:29:03,541 -Where's the recorder? -It's here. It's right there! 1619 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,541 -Put the wire stuck in my shoulder. 1620 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:08,333 -The wire doesn't hold the phone, Sophie! 1621 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,916 The thread holds the thread. -Now we're talking! 1622 01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:13,250 -You have to be mobile to drive! 1623 01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:18,541 -Well, turn it off. We're not gonna... You told me we're not going to hear anything. 1624 01:29:18,708 --> 01:29:21,208 Then it's no use. 1625 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:24,541 -Well, I don't know. Let's do the test, then. 1626 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:27,125 -(It records.) 1627 01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,125 -You're very blonde there. 1628 01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:35,958 (You need to do your hair. You don't have a brush.) 1629 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:40,291 Shit, your dad's gonna be pissed, you've got stains on your dress! 1630 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:41,583 -He doesn't yell about it. 1631 01:29:41,791 --> 01:29:44,958 -He'll say, "I'll get it back, it's full of stains." 1632 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:47,750 -It doesn't stain. Coke doesn't stain, Mom. 1633 01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:49,875 -Well... -Didn't you know? 1634 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,750 Raoul laughs. 1635 01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:53,583 -Where are we? 1636 01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:56,625 What town are we in? -Here, we're crossing the countryside. 1637 01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:01,666 -Always saying: "Where are we? Where are we?" 1638 01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:06,833 -Why do we cross all the time? -Because we're crossing France. 1639 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,041 -Ah, yes! 1640 01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:10,500 -It's a fast train. -Ah! It's a T... 1641 01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:13,000 -(Shh! Stop shouting!) 1642 01:30:13,750 --> 01:30:16,166 -(Shh.) -(It's a TGV!) 1643 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,791 Wonderful! 1644 01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:19,375 -Don't shout, there are people sleeping! 1645 01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:21,583 -And so there... 1646 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:24,541 we realize that Raoul has pissed on his comforter. 1647 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:27,750 -He always ends up in your bed, by the way. 1648 01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:33,208 -The comforter that, in the end, Jean-Philippe was right to take. 1649 01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:36,000 -Mom, Mom, Mom! After that, I do all the talking. 1650 01:30:36,166 --> 01:30:38,083 -Yes... All right, then. 1651 01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:41,583 But you can interrupt me and you can talk, if you like. 1652 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:45,083 -What's next? -Yeah, then. 1653 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:45,875 -All right. 1654 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:49,041 -And we go to the Pino navy, we make ricochets. 1655 01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:50,458 -Mmh. 1656 01:30:50,541 --> 01:30:51,791 -We were ricochets with Dad. 1657 01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:53,291 On the pebble beach. 1658 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:57,166 It hurt your feet, you didn't have flip-flops anymore. 1659 01:30:57,333 --> 01:30:59,875 -I hadn't flip-flops for a long time. 1660 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:01,958 -What are pebbles? 1661 01:31:02,125 --> 01:31:05,791 -You know, it's those little pebbles on the seashore. 1662 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,958 -Pebbles, pebbles... 1663 01:31:08,125 --> 01:31:10,625 Tomorrow, are we going to revisit... 1664 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:13,291 On this beach? 1665 01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:17,916 -Ah, no, that's it, the beach. For a year, it's over. 1666 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:20,083 You remember, last year when 1667 01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,416 you had made a girlfriend on the quay? 1668 01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:24,041 -Called Lilibird. 1669 01:31:24,208 --> 01:31:26,208 -Bird? -Lilibird. 1670 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:28,791 -Bird" means "bird". -I know it does. 1671 01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:31,041 In the early days, his mother called him Lilibird, 1672 01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:33,125 and I thought it was a nickname. 1673 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:34,708 -Ah... 1674 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,500 -And we were trying to catch fish. 1675 01:31:37,666 --> 01:31:40,791 And there's one I save, I save his life. 1676 01:31:40,958 --> 01:31:43,375 It's stuck in the net. -Yeah, well... 1677 01:31:43,541 --> 01:31:44,833 -It was stuck. 1678 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,916 And I take it out of the net, without him 1679 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,958 hurt, and put it back in the water. 1680 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:53,291 -Well, I'll be damned... That was great. 1681 01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:56,208 We'll be back next year. -Yeah, we will. 1682 01:31:57,833 --> 01:32:00,250 Ouch! Ouch, it burns your feet, it burns your feet! 1683 01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:02,416 Bah, take my flip-flops. 1684 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,166 -It records. 1685 01:32:08,583 --> 01:32:10,458 -You climbed the mountain. 1686 01:32:11,375 --> 01:32:12,708 -Did you really ridiculous? 1687 01:32:12,791 --> 01:32:14,166 -Yeah. 1688 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,750 -Yeah. -That's not nice. 1689 01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:17,541 -Here, we had a mojito. 1690 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:20,625 -Which wasn't as good than the one three days before. 1691 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:23,500 You, Raoul, tell us about your shooting stars. 1692 01:32:23,666 --> 01:32:24,791 -Er... 1693 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:26,791 -And barbecued sausage. 1694 01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:29,000 -Shooting stars. 1695 01:32:29,166 --> 01:32:31,791 -Raoul, he saw 10,000 shooting stars! 1696 01:32:31,958 --> 01:32:33,958 -I saw one earlier. 1697 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:37,333 -When, earlier? -Just... Yesterday. 1698 01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:39,208 -When was yesterday? 1699 01:32:39,375 --> 01:32:41,083 -Tomorrow! 1700 01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:46,375 -You know what this is, a shooting star? 1701 01:32:46,541 --> 01:32:48,083 -Yes. -What's this? 1702 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:49,541 -It's a star! 1703 01:32:53,208 --> 01:32:54,208 Who... 1704 01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:56,958 Going fast in the sky! 1705 01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:01,583 -That's it, that's it. Beautiful! -And what's behind it? 1706 01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:07,458 -Stars that don't fly. 1707 01:33:07,583 --> 01:33:10,458 -Mmh... -No. There's a bright line. 1708 01:33:12,541 --> 01:33:13,416 -Yes... 1709 01:33:14,791 --> 01:33:16,791 A luminous line! 1710 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:23,041 -Raoul, it's impossible that you saw one on the boat! 1711 01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:24,875 -Did you make any wishes? -Well, yes. 1712 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:26,625 -What kind of vows did you make? 1713 01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:28,958 -You can't say what you wish for. 1714 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,916 -The Spider car! 1715 01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:41,416 -Spider what? Spiderman? -No. Yes! 1716 01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:45,250 But the remote-controlled car. -No, but that's easy. 1717 01:33:45,416 --> 01:33:47,083 Because Grandma, she buys him 1718 01:33:47,166 --> 01:33:48,833 1,000 toys all the time. 1719 01:33:50,833 --> 01:33:53,041 -Really? -It's true! 1720 01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:56,500 -You've got another shooting star, it's Grandma! 1721 01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:57,666 Laughter 1722 01:33:57,833 --> 01:34:00,750 When he made a wish, Grand-Mère, it's right away. 1723 01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:02,875 See? 1724 01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:04,916 Perhaps... 1725 01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:08,833 -And then, Raoul asks where Francesco is. 1726 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,458 And then Jean-Philippe says: 1727 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:13,291 "I'm sure your mother is in love with Francesco." 1728 01:34:13,458 --> 01:34:14,791 -Every time I tell you 1729 01:34:14,958 --> 01:34:18,458 you're in love with a guy, you say, "He's ugly!" 1730 01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:23,000 As if just because you're ugly, you couldn't be in love with him. 1731 01:34:23,166 --> 01:34:24,791 You've got to be kidding me! 1732 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:28,125 -If you find someone ugly, you're not in love with them. 1733 01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:29,458 -I disagree. 1734 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:32,291 Well, I'm ugly. -No, you're not. 1735 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,083 -Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 1736 01:34:34,250 --> 01:34:36,375 You think I'm ugly! -No, I don't. 1737 01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:38,250 -Hey, Raoul! How are ya? 1738 01:34:38,750 --> 01:34:41,583 Here's the ice cream. Are you going to eat two by yourself? 1739 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:43,500 -No, not two! -Not two? 1740 01:34:43,666 --> 01:34:45,125 Ah, it's for you! -Thank you for this! 1741 01:34:45,291 --> 01:34:47,208 -Panna cotta. -Panna cotta! 1742 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:50,375 -A panna cotta for Daddy. -I'd like to play foosball! 1743 01:34:50,541 --> 01:34:53,875 -Two strong coffees. -And two tight coffees, yes. 1744 01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:57,333 -Can I get you some? -Go ahead, take my watermelon. 1745 01:34:58,208 --> 01:35:00,458 Go ahead. -Don't you like watermelon? 1746 01:35:00,625 --> 01:35:02,333 -Like every day, you know... 1747 01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:05,208 -My chocolate ice cream. -That you'll never have. 1748 01:35:06,625 --> 01:35:08,625 -Oh, there's a ball tonight! 1749 01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:11,041 Melon's too good. -Do you like it? 1750 01:35:11,208 --> 01:35:12,916 -Mmm. -Good, huh? 1751 01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:15,083 -That's good, you made a nice poo! 1752 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:17,250 Come on. There you go, there you go. 1753 01:35:19,916 --> 01:35:21,750 So, watermelon... 1754 01:35:22,791 --> 01:35:25,291 Should I cut the watermelon? -Yes! 1755 01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,625 -Raoul, he's filthy, he stepped in his own poo! 1756 01:35:30,833 --> 01:35:32,541 -What'd you do? -What did you do? 1757 01:35:32,708 --> 01:35:34,541 -He'd say: "I can't see my poop anymore." 1758 01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:36,875 Ah... -You're getting it everywhere! 1759 01:35:37,041 --> 01:35:38,250 Disgusted sighs 1760 01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,958 He brought it back under his sole! He took it with him! 1761 01:35:41,125 --> 01:35:43,166 -Ah, but we're at the table! 1762 01:35:43,333 --> 01:35:44,916 I feel like throwing up! 1763 01:35:45,083 --> 01:35:47,458 -It's true that it's dirty. -He can't help it. 1764 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:49,666 -Watch the sunset! 1765 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:52,250 -We're going to miss it. -In this smell of shit. 1766 01:35:52,416 --> 01:35:55,166 -Can I have a towel now? -No, you may not. 1767 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:59,041 -Or a paper towel, honey, something. -But I don't have any paper towels! 1768 01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,458 -Cloclo... 1769 01:36:00,625 --> 01:36:03,500 Wanna dry off, Cloclo? Cry of disgust 1770 01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:06,083 Would you like a towel? -How about this one? 1771 01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:08,541 -A little humor! -Wipe the poo! 1772 01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:10,875 -No, it didn't, but it made me want to vomit! 1773 01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:12,958 -Sleep? We're going to bed. 1774 01:36:13,125 --> 01:36:16,083 I want to sleep too. Sophie moans in disgust. 1775 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:17,500 One last wipe, please. 1776 01:36:17,583 --> 01:36:18,791 -They're all gone! 1777 01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:20,750 Sophie laughs. 1778 01:36:20,916 --> 01:36:22,375 -Oh... -No way! 1779 01:36:22,541 --> 01:36:25,000 They're everywhere! -I want to vomit! 1780 01:36:26,416 --> 01:36:29,750 -We'll call it "The Watermelon Zone". "The poop-watermelon zone". 1781 01:36:29,916 --> 01:36:33,083 -No, we'll call it "poo-vomit". 1782 01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:35,166 -Cloclo, which would be stupid, especially, 1783 01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:37,708 is that if you go backwards, you fall into the hole. 1784 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:41,125 For you to go, "Oh!" That would be really stupid. 1785 01:36:42,958 --> 01:36:45,708 You can't look at the sun too much. We mustn't. 1786 01:36:45,875 --> 01:36:47,416 Can I have the cheese? 1787 01:36:49,291 --> 01:36:54,541 I'm not like you, I like Sardinian pecorino. 1788 01:36:54,708 --> 01:36:56,166 -Me, I like lemon canistrelli. 1789 01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:57,666 -You like poop. 1790 01:36:57,833 --> 01:37:00,250 -Please note that registration works. 1791 01:37:00,416 --> 01:37:03,041 -I don't think you shouldn't make the film. 1792 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,375 Poo, questions about poo, rules... 1793 01:37:06,541 --> 01:37:09,250 All organic stuff. -Well, that's life. 1794 01:37:09,416 --> 01:37:11,833 -Nothing's happening. -Well, everything happens. 1795 01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:15,000 -Nothing happens. -Everything happens. 1796 01:37:15,166 --> 01:37:17,583 -This film has to be made. -Nothing's happening. 1797 01:37:17,791 --> 01:37:20,375 -Everything happens. -You're not pooping on me? 1798 01:37:20,541 --> 01:37:22,250 -There's a scent... -No! 1799 01:37:25,333 --> 01:37:26,375 -Just a moment. -Cloclo! 1800 01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:29,458 You're scaring me. You're too close to the edge. 1801 01:37:29,583 --> 01:37:32,041 Don't go there. You're too close to the edge! 1802 01:37:32,208 --> 01:37:34,708 You'll throw up further from the edge. -Goodbye, dear. 1803 01:37:35,416 --> 01:37:36,708 -Who wants watermelon? 1804 01:37:36,875 --> 01:37:40,708 -I don't really like watermelon. Frankly, I don't really like it. 1805 01:37:40,875 --> 01:37:42,583 -Good one! -I'll try it. 1806 01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:45,875 -I'm the one who pooped! -He's like a parrot, Raoul. 1807 01:37:46,041 --> 01:37:47,833 -A parrot that poops? 1808 01:37:48,833 --> 01:37:52,416 -I'm the one who pooped. -Ah, that's a good one. 1809 01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:54,500 It's really good. 1810 01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:57,166 -It stinks horribly. -It smells a little. 1811 01:37:57,333 --> 01:37:59,000 -What do you have to fire? 1812 01:37:59,166 --> 01:38:01,166 Hold on a second, I'll get rid of the stink. 1813 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,458 That's it! That's it! I know what stinks! 1814 01:38:03,583 --> 01:38:05,250 -I don't like it, it's good. 1815 01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,958 -I pooped the day before yesterday! 1816 01:38:07,958 --> 01:38:10,625 I pooped... -We'll go to a hotel. 1817 01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:14,541 -Do you want to go to the ball? -I'm going to the ball with Mom. 1818 01:38:14,708 --> 01:38:17,375 -I want to go to the ball! -Honestly... 1819 01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,958 -It's good, it's the last day. It's still nice. 1820 01:38:21,125 --> 01:38:24,541 -I'm going to the ball with Mom. -No, you're not. 1821 01:38:24,708 --> 01:38:26,125 Jean-Philippe chokes. 1822 01:38:26,291 --> 01:38:27,666 -What's the matter with you? 1823 01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,708 How are you? 1824 01:38:31,583 --> 01:38:34,166 I almost threw up. I almost threw up. 1825 01:38:34,333 --> 01:38:35,500 ... 1826 01:38:35,666 --> 01:38:38,458 -I don't like it... -I put the bread in the ants! 1827 01:38:38,625 --> 01:38:41,333 -This watermelon, I find it exceptional. 1828 01:38:41,833 --> 01:38:43,291 It's delicious. 1829 01:38:43,458 --> 01:38:46,166 -Does it smell better now, or not? -Ah, it smells better! 1830 01:38:46,333 --> 01:38:47,916 -I didn't eat any. 1831 01:38:48,708 --> 01:38:51,833 I want to spill the bag of chips. 1832 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,583 -I want some! 1833 01:38:53,625 --> 01:38:55,208 -Or spill it spill it on your face. 1834 01:38:56,208 --> 01:38:59,583 -Oh, there's the moon over there! -As if we hadn't seen it. 1835 01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:02,916 -How's he going to do it, Raoul, to get into the car? 1836 01:39:03,083 --> 01:39:04,833 In this smell of shit, there. 1837 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,833 -His poop was beautiful. 1838 01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:08,791 -I was crying because Raoul was getting on my nerves. 1839 01:39:08,958 --> 01:39:10,750 -Quiet! 1840 01:39:14,625 --> 01:39:16,458 Watch out, little boats! 1841 01:39:17,708 --> 01:39:20,791 -Where did the sun go? -To the other side of the Earth. 1842 01:39:21,541 --> 01:39:23,083 -Do you think he's still here? 1843 01:39:25,541 --> 01:39:26,541 -I've had it. 1844 01:39:27,208 --> 01:39:30,000 I want to go, that's all I want. 1845 01:39:30,166 --> 01:39:32,958 -Would you like some new sneakers for back-to-school? 1846 01:39:33,125 --> 01:39:37,458 -Yeah! Yeah, that'd be nice. I really want Converse. 1847 01:39:37,583 --> 01:39:40,458 The problem with Converse, is that they're hot. 1848 01:39:40,625 --> 01:39:41,958 And the laces, it takes 4 hours to do. 1849 01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:43,416 Hits on the wall 1850 01:39:44,208 --> 01:39:45,583 (Damn...) 1851 01:39:47,250 --> 01:39:50,625 And I want them black too. -(Shhh!) 1852 01:39:50,833 --> 01:39:53,375 -Because it's... -(I need to sleep now.) 1853 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:56,541 (There's road tomorrow.) -It takes 4 hours to do the laces. 1854 01:39:56,708 --> 01:39:57,708 -(Shush!) 1855 01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:04,625 *SNCF jingle and announcement 1856 01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:06,625 -Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit, I forgot! 1857 01:40:07,791 --> 01:40:10,458 Are you staying here? -What's up? 1858 01:40:13,083 --> 01:40:14,416 -Wait, Jean-Philippe! 1859 01:40:15,041 --> 01:40:17,583 Jean-Philippe! I don't have the keys to the house. 1860 01:40:17,791 --> 01:40:19,791 *L'Avventura, Stone & Charden 1861 01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:22,333 *... 1862 01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:24,875 Kiss! -Kiss. 1863 01:40:25,041 --> 01:40:27,041 -You broke it! -Come on, let's go! 1864 01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:29,708 -There's no point in giving him he breaks them! 1865 01:40:29,875 --> 01:40:45,458 *... 1866 01:40:45,916 --> 01:40:46,958 -And in the end... 1867 01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:50,125 we're going to bed, Jean-Philippe is super pissed. 1868 01:40:50,291 --> 01:40:51,666 "I've got to sleep! 1869 01:40:51,833 --> 01:40:53,416 "Tomorrow, I'll be on the road." 1870 01:40:53,583 --> 01:40:57,125 -It looks like it's someone we don't know who has to sleep. 1871 01:40:59,708 --> 01:41:00,916 -Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! -Yeah? 1872 01:41:01,083 --> 01:41:04,125 -(Mom, I'll do the talking.) -Well, go ahead, because... 1873 01:41:04,291 --> 01:41:05,958 What do you mean? 1874 01:41:07,416 --> 01:41:11,000 What's that supposed to mean? -Uh... 1875 01:41:11,708 --> 01:41:12,791 -Raoul, 1876 01:41:12,958 --> 01:41:18,541 before you say: "I want to talk", do you know what you're going to say or not? 1877 01:41:19,291 --> 01:41:19,916 -Yes! 1878 01:41:20,083 --> 01:41:22,000 -So why don't you tell us? 1879 01:41:22,166 --> 01:41:25,166 -What do you mean, Raoul? -I mean that... 1880 01:41:25,333 --> 01:41:28,375 Why are castles, always in the country? 1881 01:41:28,541 --> 01:41:31,208 -Well, it's not just in the country, castles. 1882 01:41:31,375 --> 01:41:33,375 -Why castles? 1883 01:41:33,458 --> 01:41:35,541 -Well... Because there were kings, 1884 01:41:35,708 --> 01:41:38,416 queens, dukes, duchesses... 1885 01:41:38,583 --> 01:41:41,708 That was a long time ago, when castles were first built. 1886 01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:44,541 -(Mom...) That we were building? 1887 01:41:44,708 --> 01:41:48,500 -Maybe, when you're older, you'll take a walk and see some. 1888 01:41:48,625 --> 01:41:50,500 -Big like Daddy? -Yeah. 1889 01:41:51,458 --> 01:41:54,041 We'll be there in 45 minutes. -Look what I'm doing. 1890 01:41:54,208 --> 01:41:57,916 -So wait. What do you have to say about the vacations, Raoul? 1891 01:41:58,083 --> 01:42:00,083 Claudine, don't you have something to say? 1892 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:03,083 -No, it wasn't. I just have to say it was good. 1893 01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:08,166 -Nothing to say? -Claudine, what are you doing? 1894 01:42:08,333 --> 01:42:10,416 -I'm making a slide show for Grandma. 1895 01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:13,333 -Nothing to say? -Well... 1896 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:20,125 Next to Grandma's house, why is there a blue zoo? 1897 01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:22,625 -Go ahead. 1898 01:42:22,791 --> 01:42:26,000 -Have a look. There's a button to go forwards and backwards. 1899 01:42:26,166 --> 01:42:29,000 -And one for turning. -And one for turning. See? 1900 01:42:30,166 --> 01:42:32,333 -Well, come on, shall we? -This is great. 1901 01:42:33,125 --> 01:42:34,916 -Thank Grandma again! 1902 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:37,416 -Ah, he doesn't want to. -Watch out! 1903 01:42:39,208 --> 01:42:43,291 -You're so happy! *-Welcome to Paris, Gare de Lyon. 1904 01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,458 -Come on, let's eat. -Shall we? 1905 01:42:45,583 --> 01:42:47,500 -Are you coming, Raoul? 1906 01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:50,541 -Isn't he here, Jean-Philippe? -No, he isn't. 1907 01:42:50,708 --> 01:42:53,208 -Where is it? -He's in Corbigny. 1908 01:42:53,375 --> 01:42:54,208 -And why? 1909 01:42:54,375 --> 01:42:56,791 -Well, I don't know. He brought the car back. 1910 01:42:57,125 --> 01:42:58,541 -Is he sick? 1911 01:42:58,708 --> 01:43:00,708 Prelude No. 1, Johann Sebastian Bach 1912 01:43:00,875 --> 01:43:04,708 ... 1913 01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:05,583 -No. 1914 01:43:06,583 --> 01:43:07,500 -Is he angry? 1915 01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:11,291 -No. 1916 01:43:16,291 --> 01:43:17,583 -Because... Why? 1917 01:43:19,125 --> 01:43:20,166 -I don't know. 1918 01:43:23,583 --> 01:43:25,875 -Did he want to be alone? 1919 01:43:26,708 --> 01:43:27,791 -Well, maybe. 1920 01:43:27,958 --> 01:43:29,500 -In Corbigny, did you have a fight? 1921 01:43:29,583 --> 01:43:31,083 -No! 1922 01:43:31,250 --> 01:43:32,833 We'll talk about it later. -Will we? 1923 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:48,500 ... 1924 01:43:48,625 --> 01:43:50,958 -That's all we've got left. 1925 01:43:51,125 --> 01:43:52,458 And it's disgusting. 1926 01:43:53,916 --> 01:43:54,958 -Raoul! 1927 01:43:55,125 --> 01:43:58,583 Maman, we have to make the film quickly. Otherwise Raoul will grow up. 1928 01:43:58,750 --> 01:44:00,625 -Shoot it in the spring. 1929 01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:03,958 -Oh! Can we shoot it in the spring? 1930 01:44:08,791 --> 01:44:09,833 Jean-Philippe's laugh 1931 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,791 Pop music 1932 01:44:12,958 --> 01:44:15,125 -Are you or me? 1933 01:44:15,291 --> 01:44:19,416 -It's the music that brings us to life... 1934 01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:21,500 -BOTH. 1935 01:44:23,041 --> 01:44:28,583 -And we're free to go tomorrow wherever you want. 1936 01:44:33,208 --> 01:44:39,458 -That's what I like Singing everywhere with you 1937 01:44:40,791 --> 01:44:44,125 Day breaks We take the plane 1938 01:44:44,291 --> 01:44:46,916 And away we go 1939 01:44:48,333 --> 01:44:50,041 To us! 1940 01:44:50,791 --> 01:44:59,000 -AVVENTURA IS THE LIFE I LEAD WITH YOU 1941 01:45:00,916 --> 01:45:04,875 L'AVVENTURA 1942 01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:09,875 IS SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT IN YOUR ARMS 1943 01:45:10,541 --> 01:45:15,041 L'AVVENTURA 1944 01:45:15,708 --> 01:45:21,000 IT'S YOUR HANDS ON ME 1945 01:45:21,166 --> 01:45:25,416 AND EVERY DAY THAT GOD DOES MY LOVE 1946 01:45:25,583 --> 01:45:30,250 WITH YOU, IT'S THE AVVENTURA! 1947 01:45:31,416 --> 01:45:37,041 -When you kiss me Everything is new under the sun. 1948 01:45:38,625 --> 01:45:45,791 -The days that go by Are never, never the same 1949 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:55,250 Grab your guitar What else do we need? 1950 01:45:56,625 --> 01:46:02,333 -The days that go by Are never, ever the same. 1951 01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,500 Jean-Philippe and Sophie laugh. 1952 01:46:04,625 --> 01:46:06,500 ... 1953 01:46:06,625 --> 01:46:10,791 -L'avventura 1954 01:46:11,458 --> 01:46:15,666 This is the life I lead with you. 1955 01:46:16,916 --> 01:46:21,333 -L'AVVENTURA 1956 01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:25,666 IS SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT IN YOUR ARMS 1957 01:46:27,041 --> 01:46:31,333 L'AVVENTURA 1958 01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:36,625 IT'S YOUR HANDS ON ME 1959 01:46:36,833 --> 01:46:41,500 AND EVERY DAY THAT GOD DOES MY LOVE 1960 01:46:41,666 --> 01:46:46,541 WITH YOU, IT'S THE AVVENTURA. 1961 01:46:49,458 --> 01:46:52,708 THIS IS THE LIFE I LEAD... -with you. 1962 01:46:52,875 --> 01:46:54,958 -That's the life I lead with you! 1963 01:46:55,125 --> 01:46:59,416 -L'AVVENTURA 1964 01:46:59,583 --> 01:47:03,208 IS SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT... -in your arms. 1965 01:47:03,375 --> 01:47:08,000 -Every night in your arms. -L'AVVENTURA! 1966 01:47:08,166 --> 01:47:09,583 ... 1967 01:47:09,791 --> 01:47:14,125 -It's your hands that rest... -ON ME 1968 01:47:15,208 --> 01:47:19,500 AND EVERY DAY THAT GOD DOES MY LOVE 1969 01:47:19,666 --> 01:47:25,041 WITH YOU, IT'S THE AVVENTURA. 1970 01:47:25,208 --> 01:47:27,208 They sing. 1971 01:47:27,375 --> 01:47:31,916 ... 133532