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Aikman's looking good today.
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He just threw an interception.
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I didn't say he was playing good.
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You can't even see his face behind the
helmet.
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I didn't say his face.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey, how was the park?
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Oh, Cece had a little incident.
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Yeah, she dropped one in the sandbox
again.
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No, she saved that for the walk home.
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Come on, Stinky.
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But what happened?
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Oh, she bit a kid.
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Oh, boy. You got to get on that.
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We did. You know, we explained to her
that biting is wrong, and if she's
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she should use her words.
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Ugh.
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What? Here's a word.
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Pathetic.
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It's pathetic to teach my daughter right
from wrong? Look, honey, Aikman's
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bending over to tie a shoe.
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No, it's ridiculous to think you can
reason with a two -year -old. What would
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you have done?
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Bite her back.
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You're joking.
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She ain't.
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I'm not biting my daughter.
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Worked on you.
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You bit me? You bit me.
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Only once.
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You let her bite me?
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Only once.
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Hey, you're worried about Cece.
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Right now? No.
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Yeah, but what if she's that weird bitey
kid that nobody wants to play with?
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That'd be awful.
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No, I'm serious.
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This kind of stuff follows you around. I
knew this kid who wet himself in
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kindergarten and then all through high
school he was P .P. Peter.
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Ain't a big deal. Sometimes two -year
-olds bite.
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Well, did you?
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No, Missy was the biter.
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But she mostly bit Sheldon, so who could
blame her?
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Well, what got her to stop?
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I taught her to do purple nurples
instead.
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Is that what you're going to teach our
daughter?
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The playground's rough.
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If you ain't the nurple -er, you're the
nurple -ee.
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How are you the father of my child?
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Let me show you.
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Come on, Cece, you have to get dressed.
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No, I'm serious.
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No. Come on. Arms up.
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Ow.
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That's it. You are in timeout. You are
going to sit here and think about what
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you did. No.
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How's it going in there?
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Fine. Really?
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Because it sounded like she bit you.
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Which is why she's in timeout.
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In her room with her toys. I hope she's
okay.
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She is my daughter, and I will raise her
how I see fit.
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Sounds like you got this.
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What are you smiling about?
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Cece bit Mandy.
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You're happy about that?
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Yes.
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Very mature.
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Georgie, if one of you would just bite
her back, that's it all, and... All I
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know is I love and support my wife.
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Well done, young man.
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Do you agree with him? If I say yes, are
you going to bite me?
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Good one.
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I hope she bites you both.
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Was she like this when you married her?
Believe it or not, she's mellow.
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Hey, you're here early.
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Yeah, things are a little tense at the
house.
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Sorry.
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That's it?
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What? Well, this is usually when you say
something stupid like, did Mandy come
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to her senses and kick you out?
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I love that I'm in your head this much.
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What's going on?
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Cece's been biting people and Mandy and
her mom are knocking heads over how to
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handle it.
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Biting people?
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You're feeding her enough?
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I'm sure it's just a phase.
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When my dog was a puppy and he'd bite
stuff, I'd give him a rubber bone that
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want.
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You want me to give my daughter a bone
like a dog?
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Why not?
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I'm sure there's a good reason. I just
can't think of it.
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The bumpy ones also clean their teeth.
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What you reading?
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Book on parenting.
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Anything helpful?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we could put on a little play with
stuffed animals to show her how biting
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hurts. My mom made me do a Christmas
play once. I was a sheep.
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Great. You can be a sheep again.
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Don't typecast me. I got range.
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Hey, how would you feel about giving her
a rubber bone to chew on?
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Like a dog?
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I know it sounds ridiculous.
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It's way past ridiculous. It's nuts.
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Right.
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But why?
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah. Okay, Cece, Mommy and Daddy are
going to put on a little show for you.
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Oh, who are you?
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I'm Doodles the dog.
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Who are you?
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I'm Billy Bob the bear.
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Hi, Billy Bob.
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Want to play?
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Sure, but not in the street.
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That's dangerous.
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How about we stick to the script, Billy
Bob?
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Excuse me for trying to squeeze in an
extra lesson.
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Want to play hide and seek?
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Sure. I'll hide first.
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No, I'll hide first.
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Well, too bad.
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Well, then I'm going to bite you.
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Oh,
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you bit me.
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No, don't clap at that.
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Yeah, I'm hurt.
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We're taking Cece to the park. Oh, we
had to cut it short.
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She bit someone again.
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Oh.
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It's all right. I handled it.
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You didn't bite her, did you?
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I had no choice.
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Not biting her was a choice?
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It was just a nibble.
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Well, did she cry?
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Of course she cried. She's not used to
being disciplined.
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You had no right to do that.
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Well, somebody had to parent her.
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I am her parent. I parent her, not you.
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Well, maybe I shouldn't watch her
anymore.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't.
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Don't blame me if your kid's a cannibal.
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Cooper residence.
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Oh, hi, Mandy.
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She...
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as long as you want.
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No, no, no thanks necessary.
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Okay. Bye.
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You do work in mysterious ways.
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Can I get anyone another slice?
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I'm stuffed.
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Yeah, you didn't have to make us a pie.
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My pleasure. Just one of the many perks
of living here.
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We ain't living here. It's just a couple
days till everybody cools off.
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Well, until my mom apologizes.
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We might be living here.
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I don't wish to speak ill of your
mother. Oh, please, speak ill, ill away.
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I just can't believe she would bite that
sweet little angel.
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Well, she ain't exactly been an angel
lately.
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So you think biting her was okay?
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Well, of course not. She should have
just spanked her like a normal person.
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What? We don't spank.
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We don't?
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Have you spanked her?
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Not yet, but I didn't know we were
against it.
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Well, we are.
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She spanked me. I turned out fine.
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I didn't spank him much.
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You spanked me when I cussed, when I
sassed. Oh, you really spanked me that
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I laughed while you were spanking me.
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We are not talking about me. We are
talking about her nasty mother and how
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sulfur Cece is here.
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One time I flushed a cherry bomb down
the toilet at school.
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I got whooped by the principal, my dad.
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Even the custodian got into whack.
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That's terrible.
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Maybe, but that was the last time I blew
up plumbing with fireworks.
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Word on the street is you finally drove
Georgie and Mandy out.
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They'll be back.
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Till then, I guess it's just the three
of us.
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Like the good old days, huh?
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Feel free to drive him out, too.
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Good one, Pop.
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I miss this.
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Connor, you think I was a good mother,
right?
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The best.
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Thank you.
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I don't know what Amanda's problem is.
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You bit her daughter.
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I knew you were going to find some way
to blame me.
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It's the one thing she said not to do.
You always take her side.
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I'd love to take your side, but you make
it hard.
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You always want to be the good guy.
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This just feels right.
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What's all this?
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Sorry, I was just trying to find
something Cece would eat.
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I made eggs, but she didn't want that,
so I made some pancakes, and she spit
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that out, so it's a oatmeal.
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We were always more of an eat what's in
front of you kind of house.
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Well, I just always think it's more
important she gets a good meal than
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easiest for me.
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Never thought of it that way.
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If I did this at my house, my mom would
roll her eyes so hard she'd pull a
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muscle. Well, her generation is kind of
set in their ways.
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Sure are.
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You know, if you think about it, I am
closer to your age than your mom's.
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I guess.
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I did the math. It's true.
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Listen, I need to run some errands
later. Do you mind watching Cece for a
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hours? I would love to.
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Oh, and if she throws a tantrum, we've
been working on taking deep breaths. So,
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just a reminder.
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Two, three.
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Yeah.
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You got it.
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Okay, Cece, give Nana the block.
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No.
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Take a deep breath.
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And give Nana the block.
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No.
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I'm going to ask one more time, give
Nana the block.
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Ow!
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Don't you laugh, you little... Sorry
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I'm late. I drove through the other
house before I remembered.
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No problem.
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Dinner's in the oven.
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What happened to you?
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Your daughter threw a block at me.
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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I'll talk to her.
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Mandy already told her to apologize.
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Good. She said no.
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I don't know what's gotten into her.
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It's not her fault.
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Thanks. It's yours.
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What? I wasn't even here.
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Your daughter needs boundaries. The
Bible is very clear. Spare the rod,
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the child.
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Where was that last night when Mandy was
saying we don't spank?
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It is not my place to say something, but
someone else could.
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Like who?
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Maybe Mandy's husband or Cece's father.
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Those are both me.
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Oh, Mary, if you have a cookie, I think
I can get her to apologize.
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I thought you were in the shower.
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No, your mother's in the shower and
Missy called next.
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Hmm, if only there was a place where we
had our own bathroom.
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You would trade your daughter's safety
for a shower?
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And a toilet.
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Look, your mom went too far, but Cece
does need some boundaries.
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She hurt my mom.
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So we should hit her?
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It ain't hitting, it's spanking.
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See, no big deal.
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Get over my knee and I'll show you.
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I can't believe you're not with me on
this.
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The Bible does say, spare the rods, pull
the child.
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Since when do you quote the Bible?
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It's not me.
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It's the house.
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No, I get it now. This is coming from
your mother.
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What? Yeah, you two have been talking
about what a bad parent I am.
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No, what bad parents we are, because
we're a team.
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You suck.
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No, we suck.
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Remember, team.
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Welcome back to Family Spotlight. Our
next caller wants to...
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her sister from her wedding. Ooh, yummy.
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Hi, Jeanette. You're on the air with Dr.
Oliver.
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Tell me about this sister of yours.
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Well, she announced her pregnancy at my
bridal shower.
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Boring.
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And I think my fiance's the father.
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Here we go.
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Thanks for calling Family Spotlight,
where our spotlight is on your family.
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Our next caller is Mandy from Texas.
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Mandy, I understand you're upset with
your mother.
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Get this.
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She bit my daughter.
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I'm sorry, did you say hit or bit?
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Oh, bit with a B, as in bitch like my
mother.
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And why would your mom do this?
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My two -year -old's just going through a
biting phase, and she insisted on
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teaching her a lesson.
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Has she bitten people before?
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My daughter or my mother. Doesn't
matter. Yes to both.
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Thank you for letting me know.
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What's going on?
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Apparently... Amanda is on the radio
saying awful things about me.
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Oh, no.
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What station?
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She thinks her way is the only way to do
things. I mean, just because she broke
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my father's spirit, she thinks she can
do the same to me. Hold on, hold on.
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We're being told that we actually have
your mom on the other line.
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What? No, don't pick up. Hi, Audrey,
you're on with Dr. Oliver.
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I don't know what Amanda has been
telling you, but I was an excellent
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You bit your granddaughter.
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It was a nibble, and I was simply
teaching her there are consequences for
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behavior. With more bad behavior? Let
her have it, Doc.
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Well, recent studies do suggest that
nonviolent methods like timeouts can be
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more effective form of child rearing. Mm
-hmm. Bite that, Mom.
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Sounds like a load of Yankee
psychobabble. Where are you based out
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Chicago.
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Of course you are.
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You see what I'm dealing with here?
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Welcome to Texas, where we're biting and
spanking all the ding -dang -day.
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Don't be so dramatic. Your father
spanked you, and you survived.
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I got news for you. He didn't lay a
finger on me.
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What?
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Yeah, couldn't do it. He just told you
he did.
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Jim, I know you're listening. Pick up a
phone.
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I don't want to.
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Jim?
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Hello.
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Well, that ain't good.
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All right, thanks.
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What? Mandy and Mrs. McAllister are
going at it on the radio.
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Really? Oh, like you don't want to hear
her.
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AM 1060, thank you.
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I couldn't do it. She would look at me
with those big eyes.
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I would have been like spanking Bambi.
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So it's your fault she's like this.
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Like what?
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Happy? Successful? confident, soft,
spoiled, and ungrateful.
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Can I hang up now?
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No. Audrey, you do seem to harbor some
resentment toward your daughter.
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That's not true.
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Oh, please. She's been out to get me
ever since I met my husband.
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Oh, and when you say met, you mean got
knocked up by.
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And should I mention he was only 17 when
it happened?
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Mom!
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Can I please hang up?
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Are you going to tell Dr. Oliver? Are
you going to call in and defend your
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woman's honor?
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Not in a million years.
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So now we're saying that my mother -in
-law,
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she's a piece of work.
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She was pretending to be all supportive,
but behind my back she was calling me a
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bad parent.
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Sounds like her.
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Stay out of this!
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Actually, I believe we have your mother
-in -law on the other line.
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Is this Mary?
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You are darn tootin' it is!
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behind your back that's what georgie
said well i don't know what he told you
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i do believe in spanking and he is not
too old to go over my knee finally
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something you're both crazy screw it
down
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there a mirror
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on the wall who is the fairest of them
all who me we're taking prime time to a
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new level the voice All new Monday at 9,
10 Mountain on CTV.
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