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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:07,630 You never have to feel that the night is yours alone. 2 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:15,630 Rushing through the storm, captivated by the world beyond. 3 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:20,850 You are alone. 4 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:24,590 It's a small world that you've grown. 5 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,020 No, I'm going for a piss. 6 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,520 You're 7 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:50,460 all 8 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:58,980 right, 9 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,340 Tommy? Yeah. 10 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,320 What time's the buffet opening? 11 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:05,760 Is that all you ever think about? 12 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,740 Give it a shout, don't worry. 13 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 Good. 14 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,480 Are you going to come out when she cooks the cake? 15 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,640 Or do you want me to see if she'll fetch it in here? 16 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,560 Piss off. 17 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,080 Gents, if you want a request, I'll do my best. 18 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:02,000 And there's always a karaoke if you're feeling brave. 19 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,420 Now, I've got a little request here. Can I please play something for Tanya 20 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,420 behind the bar? 21 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,200 You may or may not know this, ladies and gentlemen, but it's Tanya's last night 22 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,200 tonight. 23 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,540 Apparently, when she ended a notice... 24 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,420 This is what she said. 25 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:32,120 Please, please let me go. 26 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,780 And Ken... 27 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:05,710 I was up till 4 o 'clock this morning sorting this out with tosses like you. 28 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:13,410 Now, does anyone want to know what he said next or have I just wasted my time 29 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:14,309 here? 30 00:04:14,310 --> 00:04:15,310 Er, 31 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:16,810 I do, Joe. 32 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:19,089 Right, where was I then? What did he say? 33 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,269 Please release me. 34 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:26,130 No, no, she'd handed a notice in. She said please release me. That's right, 35 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:29,010 Luffy, she said please release me. So what did he say next? 36 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:30,490 Please don't go. 37 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,240 And she said, er, but the money's no good. That's it, it's giant losers. 38 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,920 Anyway, this is what he said next. 39 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:47,500 Is he having that? 40 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,560 He ruined that, eh? 41 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,580 Alright. 42 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Thanks, look. 43 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,820 Keith's friend's mate, Melanie's dad. 44 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,320 Oh, hello, I'm Debbie. 45 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,640 Oh, have you got a drink, look? I'm just waiting. 46 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,200 I'll get you one, then. What are you having? 47 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,240 Oh, I'll have a G &T, please, Keith. 48 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,319 Large one? 49 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,120 I bet you'd say that to all the girls. 50 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,080 Hey, tick -tock. 51 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,860 Hey, love, when are you ready? Over here? 52 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,500 Yeah, I'll be with you in a minute. 53 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,820 You take your time, love. Keith's going nowhere tonight, unless your mate has 54 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,779 got any ideas. 55 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:31,540 Hey, Dave, tick -tock. 56 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:37,760 So you're Melanie's dad, are you? That's me, Keith Braithwaite. I'm very proud 57 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,860 of her, I am too. 58 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,660 Have you got any kids, Deb? 59 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,200 No. No, not me. Yes, Keith. 60 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,240 No, I'll get it, Ken. I'm finished here now. 61 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:47,240 No, you won't. You can get some of these glasses washed. 62 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,520 Can't you see we're only short? 63 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:49,920 I'm sorry. 64 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,720 A pint of bitter, a large G &T, and whatever you're having, Ken. All right, 65 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:55,579 thanks, Keith. 66 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:58,060 What's in your figure, are you? Hey, Deb's chick -chop. 67 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,260 Anything else, Keith? Just hang on a minute, Ken. Just hang on. 68 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:03,620 Mel! Melanie! 69 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:06,140 Yeah? What are you having, darling? You ever drink? 70 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:07,860 Dean, you having one? 71 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, please. Another pint for Dean, please, 72 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,140 Ken. Will you have your milk? No, no, I'm all right, thanks. 73 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:15,459 All right? 74 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:19,540 All right, you're having one. If I can't buy my own daughter a drink on her 21st 75 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,040 birthday, that is a poor dish, eh? 76 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,440 Come on, have a Bacardi and Coke, come on. 77 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,460 I think she's pacing herself a little bit, Keith. 78 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 What, on her 21st? 79 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,000 What a load of crap. 80 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:34,350 A Guardian coat, please, and make it a large one. Thank you, Jen. 81 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,530 Yeah, I'm ready for another cake. 82 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:39,730 Bloody hell, Debbie. 83 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:47,170 Are you enjoying it, love? Oh, yeah, great. Yeah, you? 84 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:48,950 Yeah, I'm having a whale of a time. 85 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,049 You all right, Dean? 86 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,050 Yeah, great, mate. 87 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,630 Hey, do you need any more pop -up? 88 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,730 Oh, no, no, not that last stuff you sold me, mate. No, no, it blew my head off. 89 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:59,830 It's a bit strong, wasn't it? Are you telling me? Have you seen Phil? He's 90 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:00,830 on it all... 91 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Yeah. 92 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,780 21 years, eh? I was just thinking, where's that gone? I know. 93 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,220 You've had some good luck, me and you, haven't you? 94 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,540 Yeah. 95 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,700 I'm going to miss you like mad when I move out. You know that, don't you? 96 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:28,980 Of course I do. 97 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,900 Dad, why don't you ask Tanya if she'll stay? I bet she would if you asked her, 98 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:34,619 you know. 99 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,620 No chance. 100 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,460 She let me down when she handed her notice in. 101 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,200 She knows how much I'm going to miss her behind that bar. 102 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,980 You're not going to miss her behind the bar. You're just going to miss her. 103 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,000 That's the real reason you're upset. 104 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,760 Mel. Hayley and Jack are here. 105 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,080 Just come in. 106 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,580 Why don't you just tell her that, Dad? 107 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,280 Poor Ken. 108 00:07:57,980 --> 00:08:03,100 When he came up last week and told me she'd handed a notice in, I could tell 109 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,380 his face it was tearing him apart inside. 110 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,820 Knocked him for six, hasn't it? It has. 111 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,960 I tried to be strong for him, Winnie, but as soon as he went back down, I just 112 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,060 cried and cried. 113 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Oh, dear. 114 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:21,860 When will I ever get the chance of a nice conservatory again? 115 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:24,740 Yo, yo. 116 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:26,900 The buffet's open. 117 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,220 Hey, have you seen it in here tonight? Hey, Ken, brilliant. I bet you'll miss 118 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,280 all this when you go. 119 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,760 I will, pal, I will. 120 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,559 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take your life into your own hands as 121 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,960 Ken's buffet is now open. 122 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:51,390 It's not a nuclear attack, Tommy. It's a bloody bull thing. Oh, bloody hell. 123 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,030 Okay, ladies and gentlemen. 124 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:59,270 Feel free to have a go on the karaoke while I'm away. But for now, I'll leave 125 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:01,490 you with a little bit of Chris Rea. 126 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:07,250 We're on the road to hell at Melanie's 23rd. 127 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,310 Nothing. Nothing. 128 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:11,750 Hey, 129 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,110 Joe. Joe. 130 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,580 What? We'll have a go on the karaoke. 131 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,020 Oh, right, right, right. 132 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:20,220 Okay, what do you want? 133 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,780 This one here. No problem, lads. Give me two seconds. 134 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,060 Grab a microphone. 135 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,460 Are there any more sausage roti? 136 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,840 No. Oh, bloody hell. 137 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,000 Ladies and gentlemen, the... 138 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:04,869 Yeah, yeah. 139 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,990 Pickles it was. Yeah, 1966. 140 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:12,650 Right. We had it as a quiz question in here a few weeks ago. Me and Joan knew 141 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:13,810 it. Right. 142 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:16,310 That's my wife, Joan. 143 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,870 My mum's recently had a bag fitted for excrement, Chris. 144 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:23,890 Oh. 145 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,430 Right. 146 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,630 We learn to live. 147 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:33,730 We learn... to give each other what we need to survive. 148 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,850 Together alive. 149 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,710 What are you drawing a face on it for? 150 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:43,190 Oh, no, that's not her ass. That's a space hopper. 151 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,410 Oh, right. 152 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:48,310 Hey, fancy being the receptionist at your place, eh, John? Aye. The small 153 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,310 is to her. 154 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,750 Right, Duff, lads. 155 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,910 All right, Joe. How's it going with your love life, pal? Are you still the 156 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:54,910 fastest gun in the West? 157 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,750 Keep your bloody voice down, you pillock. 158 00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:58,970 Have you done what I said? 159 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:02,200 What? You know, try counting back from under to take your mind off it. 160 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,960 I've not had a chance yet. She won't let me anywhere near her. 161 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,000 What was the other one you said? 162 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:09,840 Try and think of the England players who won the World Cup in 66. 163 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,700 I think that's what she does. 164 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,020 There you go, Joe. You have a drink on me, pal. You're doing a tough job 165 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:16,040 tonight, eh? 166 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240 Tick -tock. 167 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,320 Cheers, Kate. 168 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,020 Yeah, from the top end of Piper Street, past McVitie's up to the Bancombe 169 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,020 Birdall Lane. 170 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,700 It's been going on for nearly two years now, it has. 171 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,620 That's it. I don't suppose it's caused you any problems, you know, living in 172 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:32,620 London and that. 173 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:34,780 No. 174 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:37,860 Great. 175 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:47,480 Ebony and ivory Live together in 176 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:53,720 perfect harmony Side by side on my piano 177 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,260 Keyboard only 178 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,340 Why can't we? 179 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:09,580 Side by side on my piano Keyboard, oh Lord Why 180 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,720 can't we? 181 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:16,500 The rest of the jury agreed with me 100%. The cakes were definitely better 182 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,620 the Monday than they were on the Wednesday. 183 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360 Right. 184 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,620 Are you not having a pee? No, I had one earlier. 185 00:12:25,339 --> 00:12:29,040 You see, the thing is, when you've been on jury service for any length of time, 186 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,940 like me, a lemon bun or a vanilla slice can make all the difference to the 187 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:37,160 verdict. There was a bloke there that reckons if you do jury service in 188 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:39,020 you can have whatever cakes you want. 189 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:43,600 That's America for you? I reckon that must be why O .J. Simpson got off. 190 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:50,540 Nice book with bits on it. 191 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,740 Yeah. 192 00:12:58,199 --> 00:12:59,320 Over here, when you're ready, love. 193 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,019 Yes, Keith. 194 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,700 A pint of bitter, a large gin tea for Debbie. 195 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,060 A Bacardi and Coke for our Melanie. 196 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,460 A pint of bitter for Dean. 197 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,900 Are you having a drink yet, Ken? 198 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,880 Am I right, Keith? 199 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,480 Fair enough. 200 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,320 Can I tempt you with a drink, sweetheart? 201 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,020 Yeah, that'd be nice. 202 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,640 How about next Friday, then? Think you'll put up a date? 203 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,740 Cheeky. Hey, big cock. 204 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,980 Get some glasses collected when you've done that. Oh, I will miss your way with 205 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:27,980 words, Ken. 206 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,800 Running a tight ship here, aren't you, Ken? 207 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,340 But not for much longer, Keith. 208 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,400 Some of the rats have already started deserting it. 209 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:46,160 Uppers, downers, poppers, bit of skunk. 210 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,320 You name it, we can get it for you. 211 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,300 Here you are, pal. 212 00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:54,170 Cheers, Nige. 213 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,610 It's a top night, isn't it? Yeah, it is. 214 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,550 Have you got your eye on Joe? 215 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,290 I have. 216 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,210 I'm planning on getting my hands on him and all if I get half the chance. 217 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,550 I might be on for Keith Braithwaite later. 218 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:11,749 Are you? 219 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:16,670 Yep. I thought you said he was a bit of a shithouse. That was four gins ago. 220 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:17,890 He looks a bit of all right now. 221 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,510 Bloody hell. 222 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,170 He's gone from sass pit to broad pit. 223 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,800 There's someone in there. 224 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,060 What's up? Are you all right? 225 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,540 What is it, love? 226 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,940 Nothing, nothing. It's just me. 227 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,820 What? What is it? 228 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:45,260 It's probably because it's my last night. It's all gone to me. I'm sorry. 229 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,260 really sorry. 230 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,500 Don't be sorry. 231 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,800 I understand. 232 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,440 I don't want to leave you. You know that. 233 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:52,680 But it's him. 234 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,080 Wasted all that time thinking there might be something there and in the end 235 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,080 couldn't give it up. 236 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,300 Don't say that. You know it's not true. 237 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,800 He thinks more about his ex -wife who's shitting him than he does about me. 238 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,840 You know he only took her out to ask her here for Melanie's sake. 239 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:09,280 But anyway, it doesn't matter, does it? 240 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920 Sod him. 241 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,240 All right, Joan. 242 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,620 Yeah, I've just been making a bit of room for the buffet. 243 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,670 Calm down, Phil. 244 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:26,370 You've done too much. Nobody's staring at you. 245 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:27,609 They are. Who? 246 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,910 They all are. Don't be daft. 247 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,890 And them little ones hiding behind the curtains. 248 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,430 Oh, bloody hell. 249 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,290 She's a jolly good fellow. 250 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,950 She's a jolly good fellow. 251 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,330 She's a jolly good fellow. 252 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:54,970 OK, 253 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,170 everyone, if I can have your attention for a moment, please. I'd just like to 254 00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:00,250 say a few words while I'm still sober, eh? 255 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:01,530 Ticked off? 256 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,930 Don't know, it's been a smashing day so far, hasn't it? And I'm sure you'd all 257 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:11,750 like to join me in thanking Ken, Melanie's death father, for making all 258 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,130 possible. Thank you, Ken. 259 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,690 Come on, cheer him. 260 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,970 OK, just on a personal note for a moment. 261 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:26,870 I know there's a lot of you here already know that over the past few years, this 262 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:32,490 young lady has searched high and low to find me, 263 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:35,530 a real dad. 264 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:43,550 And I can honestly say, oh boy, boy, oh boy, I'm so happy that she 265 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,550 found me. 266 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,530 Okay, Joe. 267 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,520 You are the sunshine of my life. 268 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,300 That's why I'll always be around. 269 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:10,359 You are the apple of my eye. 270 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,440 Wherever you stay in my heart. 271 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,540 He's got bloody nerve, hasn't he? 272 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:36,720 There you go, Joe. 273 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,700 You deserve that. 274 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:39,980 Oh, cheers, love. 275 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:45,640 Oh, it's been a great night, hasn't it? The party's only just begun, Nicola. 276 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,540 Oh. 277 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,780 I hope so. 278 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,590 You've got them in the palm of your hand, haven't you? 279 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,570 Have I? 280 00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,830 Yeah. You have. 281 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,970 What's going through your mind now, Joe? 282 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,870 Nobby Stiles and Bobby Charlton. 283 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,670 And I said, have you thought about Eccles cakes? 284 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:20,550 Oh, here's my wife now, Christopher. I want you to meet someone special. 285 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,410 This is Christopher Joan. 286 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:26,770 Oh, that's funny. My first name's Joan, Christopher. 287 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:30,970 No, no, this is Christopher Joan, not Christopher Joan. 288 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,110 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm always doing that, aren't I? 289 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,610 It's all right. 290 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:39,230 Oh, Christopher's diabetic, Joan. 291 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,249 Are you? 292 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,350 Yeah. And do you have to take that stuff? 293 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,450 Insulin, yeah, every day. 294 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,810 Really? Oh, great, isn't it? 295 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,860 Doctor told me when I was 15. 296 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 He said I've got two choices. 297 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,880 Have I take that every day or have I? 298 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,780 And what did you decide? 299 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:02,300 Thank you. Hey, tip top. Thanks very much. 300 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,700 Showtime. 301 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,680 Okay, Joe, who's next? 302 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,060 It's Gene. Give me that, mate. 303 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,080 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for... 304 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:20,050 must have dragged her from the buffet, eh? Checked you out. 305 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:21,910 Come on up, Jean. 306 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:30,790 This song is for my Kenny. 307 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,490 Who isn't just here for one day of our Melanie's life. He's there for her every 308 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,490 day. 309 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:44,030 I sit and wait Does an angel 310 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:50,120 Contemplate my faith and 311 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:55,840 do they know the places where we go 312 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,980 when we're grey and old 313 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:04,300 cause I 314 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:23,260 So when I'm lying in my bed, thoughts are running through my head. 315 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,000 I feel the love in bed. 316 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:31,320 I'm loving angels in bed. 317 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:37,380 And through it all, the office brings protection. 318 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,340 The love is all that it takes to learn whether I'm right or wrong. 319 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,480 Having a pop at me, I'm only here for one day, eh? Just because I haven't been 320 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,080 in here with Melanie doesn't mean I haven't seen her, does it? Silly old 321 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,140 Don't say that about Jean, Keith. 322 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:25,420 Hey, I'll say what I like. I mean, who'd want to come in here anyway? 323 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,940 No wonder he's trying to tell, then. It's a bloody shithole full of tossers 324 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,160 you. There's only one tosser in here, Keith. 325 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,000 Oh, aye? Oh, aye, you think so, do you? 326 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,780 Well, I'll show you who's a tosser. Come on outside. 327 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,140 No, just forget it. Come on, lad arse, let's see what you're made of. I don't 328 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,640 want to fight, Keith. Yeah, well, you should have thought about that before 329 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,740 opened your big gob, shouldn't you? Come on, just leave it. Come on, you're a 330 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,280 big fella, aren't you? Let's have a go, eh? Please. 331 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,479 Come on! 332 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,700 I don't want any trouble, Keith. 333 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,779 Yeah, but I do. 334 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:52,780 Yeah, so do I. 335 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,380 He won't make this thing. 336 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,720 Don't think. 337 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,900 I'm through it all. 338 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,920 She offers me protection. 339 00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:20,650 Are you watching her working if people went to be served here? 340 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:22,430 Oh, right. Bloody hell. 341 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:33,350 Duffy, Duffy, look after this for me. I'm just going for a pee. 342 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:34,970 All right, pal. No problem. 343 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,550 Hello, 344 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:43,390 Joe. 345 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,470 What are you doing? 346 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,429 What do you want? 347 00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:46,430 You. 348 00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:49,890 Oh, bloody hell, you can't have me. I'm the DJ. 349 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,810 I think that's why I want you. 350 00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:53,870 Oh, Nicola, that's silly. 351 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,170 I'll just be an ordinary bloke tomorrow. 352 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,170 Not tonight, you're not, though. 353 00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:01,850 Come here. Oh, no, I can't. You can. 354 00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:04,090 I can't. Oh, yes, you can. 355 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:06,150 No, I can't. You can. 356 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,230 Oh, bloody hell. 357 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,970 Give me a... Can I have a word? 358 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:13,049 What is it? 359 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,370 In the back a minute, please. 360 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,619 What's up? 361 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,620 What's the matter with you? 362 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,659 What do you mean? 363 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:26,580 You've been picking on me all night for nothing. Picking, picking all bloody 364 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:29,000 night like a bear with a sore head. What have I done? 365 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,520 I'll tell you what you've done. You've been swallowing about playing up to 366 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,120 everyone just because it's your last night. You should be pulling your weight 367 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,120 with me in here. You cheeky git. 368 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,620 You begrudged me a bit of fun on me last night after all I've done for you. 369 00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:42,440 All I'm saying... Oh, I've heard what you're saying now. You listen to me. 370 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,320 I've worked my arse off behind that bar in the past, sometimes for nothing, 371 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,640 because I know how you've been struggling. 372 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,520 And I've thought something of you. 373 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:51,700 And this is the thanks I get, you think? 374 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,840 What a bloody mug I've been, eh? 375 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,880 Well, I tell you what, you will never treat me like that again, ever. 376 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,020 Tanya, I'm sorry. 377 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,360 I'd just like to thank you all for coming and for all your presents. 378 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:24,900 I'd also like to thank Joe, wherever he is, for doing the disco. 379 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280 I hope you're not paying him. 380 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,180 I'd like to thank my Dean. Thanks very much, Dean. 381 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,700 I'm sorry. 382 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:37,600 I'd also especially like to thank Tanya for working so hard. 383 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,700 It's her last night tonight, and I know that we'd like to wish her all the best 384 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:50,740 for her future, and she'll be sadly missed by all of us, not least of all my 385 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:54,080 dad, who I know appreciates everything that she's done for him. 386 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,200 And last of all, I'd like to thank my dad for putting this special night on 387 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,200 me. 388 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:08,340 And more than that, I'd like to thank him for being my best friend for the 389 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:09,340 21 years. 390 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,350 And the best dad that anyone could ever wish for. Can you come up, Dad? 391 00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:15,610 Yay! 392 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,210 Yay! 393 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,110 Yay! Yay! 394 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,510 Yay! 395 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:24,930 Yay! Yay! 396 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,490 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 397 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:28,550 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 398 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,550 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 399 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:31,190 Yay! Yay! 400 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,750 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 401 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:34,169 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 402 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:34,789 Yay! Yay! 403 00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:35,210 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 404 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,210 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 405 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,250 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! 406 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,890 Yay! Yay! 407 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:44,950 And for her to have a 21st in this place, where she grew up, surrounded by 408 00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:50,930 her friends, and all of mine too, it really means a lot to me. 409 00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,150 I've spent some of the best times of my life in here. 410 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:02,030 And I've never really wanted to leave this place, as you all know. 411 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:05,570 And I still don't. 412 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,290 So I've made a decision tonight. 413 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,570 I'm going to stay. 414 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:24,650 But only if Tanya will stay with me. 415 00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:30,490 Tanya? 416 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:07,750 Bank. What? 417 00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,730 Bobby Moore. 418 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,150 Trevor! 419 00:28:13,870 --> 00:28:14,870 Oh. 420 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:16,810 Oh. 421 00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:23,670 Oh. I think it's all over. It is now. 422 00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:26,650 Rushing through the storm. 423 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:30,290 Captivated by the world beyond. 424 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,470 What's the secret to a perfect pub? 425 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,840 Landlord John Robbins invites special guests to the moon underwater to create 426 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,160 their version. Pull up a stool and listen from sound. 30450

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