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You never have to feel that the night is
yours alone.
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Rushing through the storm, captivated by
the world beyond.
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You are alone.
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It's a small world that you've grown.
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No, I'm going for a piss.
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You're
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all
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right,
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Tommy? Yeah.
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What time's the buffet opening?
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Is that all you ever think about?
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Give it a shout, don't worry.
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Good.
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Are you going to come out when she cooks
the cake?
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Or do you want me to see if she'll fetch
it in here?
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Piss off.
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Gents, if you want a request, I'll do my
best.
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And there's always a karaoke if you're
feeling brave.
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Now, I've got a little request here. Can
I please play something for Tanya
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behind the bar?
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You may or may not know this, ladies and
gentlemen, but it's Tanya's last night
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tonight.
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Apparently, when she ended a notice...
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This is what she said.
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Please, please let me go.
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And Ken...
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I was up till 4 o 'clock this morning
sorting this out with tosses like you.
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Now, does anyone want to know what he
said next or have I just wasted my time
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here?
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Er,
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I do, Joe.
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Right, where was I then? What did he
say?
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Please release me.
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No, no, she'd handed a notice in. She
said please release me. That's right,
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Luffy, she said please release me. So
what did he say next?
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Please don't go.
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And she said, er, but the money's no
good. That's it, it's giant losers.
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Anyway, this is what he said next.
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Is he having that?
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He ruined that, eh?
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Alright.
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Thanks, look.
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Keith's friend's mate, Melanie's dad.
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Oh, hello, I'm Debbie.
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Oh, have you got a drink, look? I'm just
waiting.
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I'll get you one, then. What are you
having?
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Oh, I'll have a G &T, please, Keith.
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Large one?
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I bet you'd say that to all the girls.
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Hey, tick -tock.
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Hey, love, when are you ready? Over
here?
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Yeah, I'll be with you in a minute.
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You take your time, love. Keith's going
nowhere tonight, unless your mate has
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got any ideas.
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Hey, Dave, tick -tock.
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So you're Melanie's dad, are you? That's
me, Keith Braithwaite. I'm very proud
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of her, I am too.
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Have you got any kids, Deb?
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No. No, not me. Yes, Keith.
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No, I'll get it, Ken. I'm finished here
now.
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No, you won't. You can get some of these
glasses washed.
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Can't you see we're only short?
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I'm sorry.
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A pint of bitter, a large G &T, and
whatever you're having, Ken. All right,
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thanks, Keith.
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What's in your figure, are you? Hey,
Deb's chick -chop.
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Anything else, Keith? Just hang on a
minute, Ken. Just hang on.
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Mel! Melanie!
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Yeah? What are you having, darling? You
ever drink?
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Dean, you having one?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll have another one,
please. Another pint for Dean, please,
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Ken. Will you have your milk? No, no,
I'm all right, thanks.
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All right?
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All right, you're having one. If I can't
buy my own daughter a drink on her 21st
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birthday, that is a poor dish, eh?
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Come on, have a Bacardi and Coke, come
on.
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I think she's pacing herself a little
bit, Keith.
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What, on her 21st?
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What a load of crap.
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A Guardian coat, please, and make it a
large one. Thank you, Jen.
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Yeah, I'm ready for another cake.
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Bloody hell, Debbie.
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Are you enjoying it, love? Oh, yeah,
great. Yeah, you?
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Yeah, I'm having a whale of a time.
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You all right, Dean?
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Yeah, great, mate.
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Hey, do you need any more pop -up?
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Oh, no, no, not that last stuff you sold
me, mate. No, no, it blew my head off.
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It's a bit strong, wasn't it? Are you
telling me? Have you seen Phil? He's
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on it all...
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Yeah.
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21 years, eh? I was just thinking,
where's that gone? I know.
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You've had some good luck, me and you,
haven't you?
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Yeah.
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I'm going to miss you like mad when I
move out. You know that, don't you?
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Of course I do.
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Dad, why don't you ask Tanya if she'll
stay? I bet she would if you asked her,
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you know.
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No chance.
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She let me down when she handed her
notice in.
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She knows how much I'm going to miss her
behind that bar.
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You're not going to miss her behind the
bar. You're just going to miss her.
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That's the real reason you're upset.
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Mel. Hayley and Jack are here.
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Just come in.
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Why don't you just tell her that, Dad?
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Poor Ken.
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When he came up last week and told me
she'd handed a notice in, I could tell
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his face it was tearing him apart
inside.
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Knocked him for six, hasn't it? It has.
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I tried to be strong for him, Winnie,
but as soon as he went back down, I just
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cried and cried.
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Oh, dear.
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When will I ever get the chance of a
nice conservatory again?
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Yo, yo.
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The buffet's open.
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Hey, have you seen it in here tonight?
Hey, Ken, brilliant. I bet you'll miss
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all this when you go.
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I will, pal, I will.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to
take your life into your own hands as
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Ken's buffet is now open.
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It's not a nuclear attack, Tommy. It's a
bloody bull thing. Oh, bloody hell.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
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Feel free to have a go on the karaoke
while I'm away. But for now, I'll leave
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you with a little bit of Chris Rea.
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We're on the road to hell at Melanie's
23rd.
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Hey,
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Joe. Joe.
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What? We'll have a go on the karaoke.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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Okay, what do you want?
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This one here. No problem, lads. Give me
two seconds.
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Grab a microphone.
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Are there any more sausage roti?
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No. Oh, bloody hell.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Pickles it was. Yeah, 1966.
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Right. We had it as a quiz question in
here a few weeks ago. Me and Joan knew
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it. Right.
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That's my wife, Joan.
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My mum's recently had a bag fitted for
excrement, Chris.
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Oh.
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Right.
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We learn to live.
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We learn... to give each other what we
need to survive.
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Together alive.
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What are you drawing a face on it for?
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Oh, no, that's not her ass. That's a
space hopper.
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Oh, right.
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Hey, fancy being the receptionist at
your place, eh, John? Aye. The small
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is to her.
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Right, Duff, lads.
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All right, Joe. How's it going with your
love life, pal? Are you still the
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fastest gun in the West?
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Keep your bloody voice down, you
pillock.
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Have you done what I said?
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What? You know, try counting back from
under to take your mind off it.
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I've not had a chance yet. She won't let
me anywhere near her.
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What was the other one you said?
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Try and think of the England players who
won the World Cup in 66.
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I think that's what she does.
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There you go, Joe. You have a drink on
me, pal. You're doing a tough job
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tonight, eh?
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Tick -tock.
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Cheers, Kate.
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Yeah, from the top end of Piper Street,
past McVitie's up to the Bancombe
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Birdall Lane.
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It's been going on for nearly two years
now, it has.
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That's it. I don't suppose it's caused
you any problems, you know, living in
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London and that.
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No.
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Great.
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Ebony and ivory Live together in
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perfect harmony Side by side on my piano
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Keyboard only
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Why can't we?
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Side by side on my piano Keyboard, oh
Lord Why
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can't we?
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The rest of the jury agreed with me
100%. The cakes were definitely better
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the Monday than they were on the
Wednesday.
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Right.
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Are you not having a pee? No, I had one
earlier.
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You see, the thing is, when you've been
on jury service for any length of time,
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like me, a lemon bun or a vanilla slice
can make all the difference to the
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verdict. There was a bloke there that
reckons if you do jury service in
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you can have whatever cakes you want.
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That's America for you? I reckon that
must be why O .J. Simpson got off.
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Nice book with bits on it.
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Yeah.
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Over here, when you're ready, love.
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Yes, Keith.
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A pint of bitter, a large gin tea for
Debbie.
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A Bacardi and Coke for our Melanie.
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A pint of bitter for Dean.
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Are you having a drink yet, Ken?
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Am I right, Keith?
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Fair enough.
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Can I tempt you with a drink,
sweetheart?
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Yeah, that'd be nice.
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How about next Friday, then? Think
you'll put up a date?
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Cheeky. Hey, big cock.
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Get some glasses collected when you've
done that. Oh, I will miss your way with
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words, Ken.
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Running a tight ship here, aren't you,
Ken?
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But not for much longer, Keith.
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Some of the rats have already started
deserting it.
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Uppers, downers, poppers, bit of skunk.
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You name it, we can get it for you.
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Here you are, pal.
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Cheers, Nige.
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It's a top night, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
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Have you got your eye on Joe?
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I have.
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I'm planning on getting my hands on him
and all if I get half the chance.
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I might be on for Keith Braithwaite
later.
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Are you?
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Yep. I thought you said he was a bit of
a shithouse. That was four gins ago.
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He looks a bit of all right now.
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Bloody hell.
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He's gone from sass pit to broad pit.
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There's someone in there.
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What's up? Are you all right?
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What is it, love?
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Nothing, nothing. It's just me.
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What? What is it?
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It's probably because it's my last
night. It's all gone to me. I'm sorry.
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really sorry.
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Don't be sorry.
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I understand.
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I don't want to leave you. You know
that.
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But it's him.
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Wasted all that time thinking there
might be something there and in the end
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couldn't give it up.
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Don't say that. You know it's not true.
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He thinks more about his ex -wife who's
shitting him than he does about me.
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You know he only took her out to ask her
here for Melanie's sake.
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But anyway, it doesn't matter, does it?
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Sod him.
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All right, Joan.
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Yeah, I've just been making a bit of
room for the buffet.
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Calm down, Phil.
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You've done too much. Nobody's staring
at you.
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They are. Who?
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They all are. Don't be daft.
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And them little ones hiding behind the
curtains.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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She's a jolly good fellow.
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She's a jolly good fellow.
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She's a jolly good fellow.
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OK,
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everyone, if I can have your attention
for a moment, please. I'd just like to
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say a few words while I'm still sober,
eh?
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Ticked off?
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Don't know, it's been a smashing day so
far, hasn't it? And I'm sure you'd all
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like to join me in thanking Ken,
Melanie's death father, for making all
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possible. Thank you, Ken.
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Come on, cheer him.
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OK, just on a personal note for a
moment.
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I know there's a lot of you here already
know that over the past few years, this
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young lady has searched high and low to
find me,
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a real dad.
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And I can honestly say, oh boy, boy, oh
boy, I'm so happy that she
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found me.
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Okay, Joe.
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You are the sunshine of my life.
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That's why I'll always be around.
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You are the apple of my eye.
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Wherever you stay in my heart.
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He's got bloody nerve, hasn't he?
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There you go, Joe.
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You deserve that.
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Oh, cheers, love.
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Oh, it's been a great night, hasn't it?
The party's only just begun, Nicola.
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Oh.
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I hope so.
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You've got them in the palm of your
hand, haven't you?
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Have I?
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Yeah. You have.
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What's going through your mind now, Joe?
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Nobby Stiles and Bobby Charlton.
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And I said, have you thought about
Eccles cakes?
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Oh, here's my wife now, Christopher. I
want you to meet someone special.
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This is Christopher Joan.
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Oh, that's funny. My first name's Joan,
Christopher.
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No, no, this is Christopher Joan, not
Christopher Joan.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm always doing that,
aren't I?
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It's all right.
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Oh, Christopher's diabetic, Joan.
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Are you?
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Yeah. And do you have to take that
stuff?
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Insulin, yeah, every day.
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Really? Oh, great, isn't it?
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Doctor told me when I was 15.
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He said I've got two choices.
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Have I take that every day or have I?
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And what did you decide?
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Thank you. Hey, tip top. Thanks very
much.
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Showtime.
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Okay, Joe, who's next?
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It's Gene. Give me that, mate.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear
it for...
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must have dragged her from the buffet,
eh? Checked you out.
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Come on up, Jean.
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This song is for my Kenny.
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Who isn't just here for one day of our
Melanie's life. He's there for her every
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day.
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I sit and wait Does an angel
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Contemplate my faith and
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do they know the places where we go
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when we're grey and old
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cause I
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So when I'm lying in my bed, thoughts
are running through my head.
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I feel the love in bed.
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I'm loving angels in bed.
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And through it all, the office brings
protection.
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The love is all that it takes to learn
whether I'm right or wrong.
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Having a pop at me, I'm only here for
one day, eh? Just because I haven't been
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in here with Melanie doesn't mean I
haven't seen her, does it? Silly old
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Don't say that about Jean, Keith.
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Hey, I'll say what I like. I mean, who'd
want to come in here anyway?
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No wonder he's trying to tell, then.
It's a bloody shithole full of tossers
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you. There's only one tosser in here,
Keith.
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Oh, aye? Oh, aye, you think so, do you?
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Well, I'll show you who's a tosser. Come
on outside.
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No, just forget it. Come on, lad arse,
let's see what you're made of. I don't
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want to fight, Keith. Yeah, well, you
should have thought about that before
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opened your big gob, shouldn't you? Come
on, just leave it. Come on, you're a
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big fella, aren't you? Let's have a go,
eh? Please.
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Come on!
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I don't want any trouble, Keith.
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Yeah, but I do.
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Yeah, so do I.
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He won't make this thing.
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Don't think.
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I'm through it all.
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She offers me protection.
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Are you watching her working if people
went to be served here?
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Oh, right. Bloody hell.
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Duffy, Duffy, look after this for me.
I'm just going for a pee.
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All right, pal. No problem.
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Hello,
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Joe.
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What are you doing?
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What do you want?
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You.
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00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:49,890
Oh, bloody hell, you can't have me. I'm
the DJ.
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I think that's why I want you.
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Oh, Nicola, that's silly.
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I'll just be an ordinary bloke tomorrow.
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Not tonight, you're not, though.
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Come here. Oh, no, I can't. You can.
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00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:04,090
I can't. Oh, yes, you can.
355
00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:06,150
No, I can't. You can.
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00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,230
Oh, bloody hell.
357
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,970
Give me a... Can I have a word?
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00:24:11,971 --> 00:24:13,049
What is it?
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00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,430
In the back a minute, please.
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00:24:18,831 --> 00:24:20,619
What's up?
361
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,839
What's the matter with you?
362
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,659
What do you mean?
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00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:26,579
You've been picking on me all night for
nothing. Picking, picking all bloody
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00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:29,110
night like a bear with a sore head. What
have I done?
365
00:24:29,111 --> 00:24:31,519
I'll tell you what you've done. You've
been swallowing about playing up to
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everyone just because it's your last
night. You should be pulling your weight
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00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,120
with me in here. You cheeky git.
368
00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:39,859
You begrudged me a bit of fun on me last
night after all I've done for you.
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00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:43,039
All I'm saying... Oh, I've heard what
you're saying now. You listen to me.
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00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,359
I've worked my arse off behind that bar
in the past, sometimes for nothing,
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00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,959
because I know how you've been
struggling.
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And I've thought something of you.
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And this is the thanks I get, you think?
374
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,840
What a bloody mug I've been, eh?
375
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,880
Well, I tell you what, you will never
treat me like that again, ever.
376
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,070
Tanya, I'm sorry.
377
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,590
I'd just like to thank you all for
coming and for all your presents.
378
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:24,900
I'd also like to thank Joe, wherever he
is, for doing the disco.
379
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,660
I hope you're not paying him.
380
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,210
I'd like to thank my Dean. Thanks very
much, Dean.
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00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,700
I'm sorry.
382
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:37,600
I'd also especially like to thank Tanya
for working so hard.
383
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,699
It's her last night tonight, and I know
that we'd like to wish her all the best
384
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:50,739
for her future, and she'll be sadly
missed by all of us, not least of all my
385
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:54,080
dad, who I know appreciates everything
that she's done for him.
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00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,199
And last of all, I'd like to thank my
dad for putting this special night on
387
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,250
me.
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00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:08,339
And more than that, I'd like to thank
him for being my best friend for the
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21 years.
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00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,350
And the best dad that anyone could ever
wish for. Can you come up, Dad?
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Yay!
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00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,260
Yay!
393
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Yay! Yay!
394
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,560
Yay!
395
00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:24,930
Yay! Yay!
396
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,629
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
398
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,990
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
399
00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:31,240
Yay! Yay!
400
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,800
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
401
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,169
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
402
00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:34,789
Yay! Yay!
403
00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:35,209
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
404
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,249
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay!
405
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,769
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
406
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,890
Yay! Yay!
407
00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:44,949
And for her to have a 21st in this
place, where she grew up, surrounded by
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00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:50,930
her friends, and all of mine too, it
really means a lot to me.
409
00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,700
I've spent some of the best times of my
life in here.
410
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:02,320
And I've never really wanted to leave
this place, as you all know.
411
00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:05,620
And I still don't.
412
00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,490
So I've made a decision tonight.
413
00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,620
I'm going to stay.
414
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:24,650
But only if Tanya will stay with me.
415
00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:30,540
Tanya?
416
00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:07,750
Bank. What?
417
00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,730
Bobby Moore.
418
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,200
Trevor!
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00:28:13,870 --> 00:28:14,920
Oh.
420
00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:16,860
Oh.
421
00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:23,670
Oh. I think it's all over. It is now.
422
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:26,650
Rushing through the storm.
423
00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:30,290
Captivated by the world beyond.
424
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,470
What's the secret to a perfect pub?
425
00:28:34,471 --> 00:28:38,839
Landlord John Robbins invites special
guests to the moon underwater to create
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their version. Pull up a stool and
listen from sound.
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