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MTV ? 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,177 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:13,147 [rock music] 4 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:20,287 ? ? 5 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:27,560 - [chuckling] 6 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:31,832 - Uh, your brain weighs almost nothing. 7 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,234 What a dumbass. 8 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,335 - Shut up, Butt-Head! 9 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,704 Weigh it again. 10 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:41,175 I'm gonna think about something heavy, 11 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,411 like rocks or something heavy. 12 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,213 - Wait a minute, Beavis. 13 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,816 Check it out. 14 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,932 - Whoa. 15 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,219 Wow, that guy is cool. 16 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,854 - Yes, he is very cool. 17 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:57,657 But look, it says, like, he did a crime or something? 18 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,693 And if you turn him in to the police, 19 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,932 you get, uh, a million dollars. 20 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,734 - Oh, so if you, like, find a guy who did a crime 21 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,205 and turn him into the police, you get a million dollars? 22 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,976 - Beavis, I've got an idea. 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,480 Uh, sir, Beavis did, like, a crime. 24 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,116 I'm turning him in. 25 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,417 - That's right. Yeah. 26 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:24,917 Yeah. Give us a million dollars. 27 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,687 Yeah. 28 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,223 - What crime did he do? 29 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,425 - Uh... 30 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:36,663 - Huh, uh, that one's a stumper, isn't it? 31 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,332 - Uh, sir, can you give us a minute? 32 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,138 [inaudible muttering] 33 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,945 - Um, I spanked my monkey. 34 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,614 - That's not a crime. 35 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:54,881 - It's not? 36 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:55,982 Whoa! 37 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,818 You know, that's cool. 38 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,320 - Are you sure, sir? 39 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,922 I heard him doing it, and it was violent. 40 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,058 [both chuckling] 41 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,993 - Yeah, that's not a crime. 42 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:09,763 - Uh, can you give us another minute, sir? 43 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,201 Tell him you stole a house. 44 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,436 - Yeah, I don't know. 45 00:02:15,437 --> 00:02:16,635 If spanking your monkey is allowed, 46 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,896 maybe that's allowed too. 47 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,840 - Uh, yeah. 48 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,242 That's true. 49 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,143 This is hard. 50 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:26,213 [inaudible muttering] 51 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,518 We thought of a crime, sir. 52 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,221 - Yeah, I stabbed a tree. 53 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,423 - Just get out of here, okay? 54 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,225 - Hey, they look like derelicts. 55 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,527 We should ask them if they know anything about all the graffiti 56 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,096 around 26th Street. 57 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,799 - Uh, is graffiti a crime? 58 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,865 - Yeah. 59 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,034 - Then Beavis did it. 60 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,670 - Yeah. That's right. 61 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,905 - Okay. Book him. 62 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,607 - Yes! 63 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,508 - We're gonna be millionaires. 64 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,081 - I wish it didn't have to be this way. 65 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,649 I really do. 66 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,383 But sometimes in life, we have to protect our own heart, 67 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,385 even if it means ripping it out of our chest. 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,654 [gunfire] 69 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,356 - Yes! - Ooh, yeah! 70 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,024 Hell yeah. 71 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,327 - That's how we do it around here. 72 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,495 - Yeah. 73 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,930 America! Yeah. 74 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,199 [SZA's "Kill Bill"] 75 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,236 - I bet we could do better than those guys. 76 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,237 We should become hit men. 77 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,304 - Yeah, yeah, really. 78 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,608 That's a good idea. Yeah. 79 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,518 How do you become a hit man, though? 80 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,911 Oh, I know. 81 00:03:30,912 --> 00:03:33,413 Maybe I'll ask at the unemployment office, yeah. 82 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,350 See if they have any hit man jobs, you know? 83 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,286 - Uh, sure. [chuckles] 84 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,454 Can't hurt to ask. 85 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,391 - You know, at my last job interview, 86 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,793 the guy asked me to stop jiggling my leg. 87 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:49,029 And I said, shut up, or I'm gonna kill you! 88 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:52,332 But see, this time on this job interview, 89 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,968 that might get me the job, see? 90 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,536 Oh, this is good. 91 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,836 This is good. Yeah. [chuckles] 92 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,506 - [chuckles] 93 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,074 - And I'll tell you something. 94 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:05,479 If I was a hit man, I would be the model of professionalism. 95 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,747 And I would even clean the grease traps 96 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,783 if they wanted me to, you know? 97 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:12,486 - Uh, there aren't any grease traps 98 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,489 when you're a hit man, dumbass. 99 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,991 - Yeah, there are. They're on the grill. 100 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,794 - You're thinking of Burger World. 101 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,763 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 102 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:25,098 Yeah, but, um, you know, I could do all my hits 103 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,500 in Burger World, you know? 104 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,103 Mix business with pleasure, you know? 105 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,139 Oh, you know what else, um? 106 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:34,307 Like, if I ran out of bullets or something, 107 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,510 I'd give 'em, like, a triple cheeseburger 108 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,445 with a side of Macho Fries, 109 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,982 and then they just die of heart disease, you know? 110 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,084 I got time. 111 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,086 - Also, like, if you were a hit man, 112 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:48,487 and you didn't wanna come in to work one day 'cause, like, 113 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:52,359 it was the weekend, you could just say your grandma died. 114 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,694 And then if they said they were gonna go check, 115 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,998 you could just kill her. 116 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,301 - Oh, yeah. Oh, wait a second. 117 00:05:00,302 --> 00:05:02,434 I don't like that, Butt-Head. That's messed up. 118 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,139 You said you have to work on weekends as a hit man? 119 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,507 - Uh, I think you have to work 120 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,244 whenever someone needs killing. 121 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:14,181 - Uh, yeah, this might not work out. 122 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,716 It was a beautiful dream. 123 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,323 [dramatic music] 124 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,359 - Felony vandalism. 125 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,160 That's a serious charge. 126 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,862 - That's right, sir. It sure is. 127 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:31,698 We're gonna get a million dollars, yeah. 128 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,333 - Damn right. 129 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,870 - Well, I promise you, Mr. Beavis, as your lawyer, 130 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,172 I will do everything I can to get you off. 131 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:40,107 - Well, okay, I guess. 132 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:43,410 But I'd rather it was with a chick, you know? 133 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,712 [gavel bangs] 134 00:05:44,713 --> 00:05:46,045 - Court is now in session for the trial 135 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,915 of the State of Texas versus Beavis. 136 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:50,316 Prosecution, you may call your first witness. 137 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,685 - There's been a whole lot of graffiti on the side 138 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,456 of the Maxi Mart and all over the neighborhood- 139 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,625 a lot of gang tags and obscenities. 140 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,526 - Whoa, cool. 141 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,196 Yeah, the crime I did kicks ass. 142 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:02,562 Yeah. [chuckles] 143 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,264 - You do cool crimes. 144 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,266 - Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah. 145 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,837 Um, I do lots of cool crimes, Your Honor. 146 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,507 Can those 12 guys over there hear me? 147 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,009 Did you hear that? Lots of cool crimes I do. 148 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,478 [chuckling] 149 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,480 [dramatic music] 150 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,416 - He told me to my face that he did it. 151 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,784 He confessed. 152 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,086 - But isn't it true that you railroaded him 153 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,321 into that confession? 154 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,658 [both laughing] 155 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,259 - Rail. 156 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,027 - My lawyer is a perv. 157 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,663 [both laughing] 158 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,066 [dramatic music] 159 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,469 - The defense calls Mr. Butt-Head to the stand 160 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,170 as a character witness. 161 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,906 You've been friends with Beavis your whole life, 162 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,140 is that correct? 163 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,377 - Uh, he's not really my friend. 164 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,780 - But you lived together for 20 years. 165 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,416 - I'd like to take the 69th. 166 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,819 [Beavis and Butt-Head laughing] 167 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,956 [dramatic music] 168 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,826 - The defense calls Mr. Beavis to the stand 169 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,494 in his own defense. 170 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,796 Mr. Beavis, we've heard a lot here today. 171 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,197 And I bet you're eager to finally 172 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,033 tell your side of the story. 173 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,901 - Eh. This is boring. 174 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,670 How long is this gonna take? 175 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,304 I'm just here to get my million dollars. 176 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,473 Yeah. [chuckles] 177 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,041 - What million dollars? 178 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,677 - You know, my million dollar reward 179 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,147 for turning myself in for doing a crime. 180 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,116 - There's no reward, Mr. Beavis. 181 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,086 If this court finds you guilty, you don't get any money. 182 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,853 - What? 183 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,255 - You go to jail. 184 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,224 - Now, that sucks. 185 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,793 Um, I have one more question for the judge. 186 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,729 - Proceed. 187 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,929 - Um, is spanking your monkey against the law? 188 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,532 'Cause they told me it wasn't, 189 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,902 and now it's just not as fun anymore. 190 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,672 [dramatic music] 191 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:55,543 - And so, Mr. Beavis, you didn't do any of this graffiti? 192 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,710 - No, sir. 193 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,946 - In fact, you couldn't have, 194 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:01,113 because you don't even know your letters. 195 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:06,052 - I'd just like to state for the record that reading sucks. 196 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,521 - The only reason you confessed to the crime 197 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,690 was you mistakenly believed you would 198 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,793 be paid one million dollars. 199 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,561 - Do I get a million dollars? 200 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,431 'Cause I'm still not 100% clear on it. 201 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,599 - No. 202 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,967 - Eh, that sucks. 203 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,903 - The defense rests. 204 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,206 [inaudible whispering] 205 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:27,473 - Your Honor, we have just come into a new piece 206 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,475 of evidence we'd like to enter into the record. 207 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,744 - I'll allow it. 208 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,381 [crowd murmuring] 209 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:36,016 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 210 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,186 Yeah, we did do graffiti. Yeah. [chuckles] 211 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,721 - Oh, yeah. 212 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,991 Uh, let the record show that it's a butt. 213 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,493 - Yeah, I forgot about that. 214 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,596 Um, Your Honor, was this in 2024? 215 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,931 I was drunk that year. 216 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,166 I don't remember barely any of it. 217 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,103 [dramatic music] 218 00:08:56,203 --> 00:09:00,074 - We, the jury, find the defendants guilty. 219 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,308 - Wait a second. 220 00:09:01,309 --> 00:09:03,409 Who's the defendants? I thought we did it. 221 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,578 - Yeah. 222 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,281 Someone tell her she got the wrong guys. 223 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:09,550 - At least these guys know what's up. 224 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,053 - Yeah, really. 225 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,922 Beavis, we're gonna get a million dollars. 226 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,192 - Our plan worked. Yeah. 227 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,194 [heavy metal music] 228 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,696 ? ? 229 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,035 [both chuckling] 230 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,005 [rock music] 231 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:38,144 ? ? 232 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,751 [girls giggling] 233 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,620 - Oh, my God, feel better, Cody. 234 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,854 - I wanna sign it next. 235 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,392 - 'Sup. 236 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,061 - I'll carry your books, Cody. 237 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,062 - Butt-Head, what's going on? 238 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,800 Why are all those chicks being nice to Cody when he sucks? 239 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:04,104 - Uh, I think it's 'cause he has a cast. 240 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,505 - Oh, yeah. 241 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,409 Yeah, they feel sorry for him and stuff. 242 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,544 - And when chicks feels sorry for you, 243 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,379 you're halfway to scoring. 244 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,747 - Yeah, they sign your cast, and then they, like, 245 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,617 do other stuff. 246 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,119 You know what I'm saying? 247 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,821 - Wait a minute. 248 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,759 Beavis, you gotta break my arm so I can get a cast on it. 249 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,094 - Yeah, and then you can break my arm, too, 250 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:28,695 and then we'll both score. 251 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,830 Yeah. 252 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,099 - No, that would be too much. 253 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:36,971 If everyone has a cast, then no one has a cast or something. 254 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,174 Now, mess my arm up real good. 255 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,708 - Okay, okay. 256 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,065 I'm gonna go ahead and just break this bad boy. 257 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,946 Yeah. [chuckles] 258 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,448 [groaning] 259 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,350 - Just break it already, dumbass. 260 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,786 Lift with your legs or something. 261 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,870 Uh! 262 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:55,487 Damn it, Beavis, I said break it. 263 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,623 Don't hurt it. 264 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,292 - Ah! 265 00:10:58,293 --> 00:11:00,626 I guess we're gonna have to think of some other way. 266 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:05,398 - Well, no one ever got any thinking done here at school. 267 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,133 - You know, they should have a place where you can, 268 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,869 like, learn how to do stuff. 269 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,769 Like, if there was something you didn't know, 270 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,305 there would be people who would, like, teach it to you. 271 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,641 You know? 272 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,511 - That would make too much sense, Beavis. 273 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:18,845 - Yeah, really. 274 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,381 - Hi. 275 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,517 Welcome to Y2K'S "Big Fun, Fun Show." 276 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,485 I'm your host, Y2K. 277 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,422 I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, 278 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:30,924 very special guest, Baby No Money. 279 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,526 [kids cheering] 280 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,295 - Baby No Money? 281 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,033 - Most rappers, like, brag about how much money they have, 282 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,968 but not Baby No Money. 283 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,505 He's poor. 284 00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:46,540 [both chuckling] 285 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,941 - Yeah. 286 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:51,778 He's got the lowest self-esteem in hip-hop. 287 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,148 - He got his suit at the Goodwill. 288 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,451 [chuckling] 289 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,888 - He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy, 290 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,525 like he's taking sleeping pills. 291 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:05,693 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 292 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,761 Yeah, everyone sings like that, yeah. 293 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:12,098 [gibbering mockingly] 294 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,888 Yeah, sometimes I talk like that 295 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,404 when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know? 296 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:20,574 [gibbering mockingly] 297 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,843 [chuckles] 298 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,846 Maybe these guys, like, take cough syrup all the time, 299 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,248 and they're like, um- like, um- 300 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,951 what's that word when you take something 301 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,086 all the time and you can't stop? 302 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,457 It's like addic-addic- a dick- 303 00:12:36,557 --> 00:12:39,760 - I think the word you're looking for is cool. 304 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,361 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 305 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,431 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. 306 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:49,904 Yeah, my uncle is cool to, uh, crystal meth. 307 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:53,074 Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it? 308 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:56,110 - The word cool is cool. 309 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,847 [chuckling] 310 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,682 Oh, no. 311 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,016 - Wha-what? What? 312 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,819 - When I see puppets, I know what comes next. 313 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,936 They're gonna try to teach me how to read. 314 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,858 - Oh, God, yeah. 315 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,727 - All puppets ever talk about his letters. 316 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,096 [both chuckling] 317 00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:17,797 - Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like, 318 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,168 after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur, you know? 319 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,470 [both chuckle] 320 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,606 - You said D. 321 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:30,010 [both laughing] 322 00:13:30,011 --> 00:13:32,511 - You know, I used to watch that "Muppet Show" sometimes. 323 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,749 But like, except for that one really hot pig, 324 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,985 there's nothing good on it. 325 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,253 - Uh, oh, yeah. 326 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,690 She's what they call a PILF. 327 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,158 - Yeah. 328 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,791 Yeah, there you go with letters again, Butt-Head. 329 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,893 Come on. 330 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,429 - Okay, Beavis. 331 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,132 I'm gonna lie down, and you're gonna ride down 332 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,002 the hill and run over my arm. 333 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,037 - Okay. 334 00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,807 - Ready? 335 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,775 - Ready. 336 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,210 - Go. 337 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,612 - Ah! 338 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:06,679 Fire! 339 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,282 Ah! 340 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,384 [yelling] 341 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,056 [screams] 342 00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:23,130 - Uh, what happened? 343 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,247 - I don't know. 344 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,465 I had my eyes closed. 345 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,434 - Uh, so did I. 346 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,703 - But it felt like I hit your arm pretty hard. 347 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:33,073 I mean, I went flying and my head hurts. 348 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,543 - Uh, wow. 349 00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,044 That didn't hurt at all. 350 00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,679 I didn't even feel it. 351 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,948 - Well, it must be 'cause I hit it so hard. 352 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,064 Is it broken? 353 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,550 - Probably. 354 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,420 Uh, damn it. 355 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,722 I don't even have a scratch. 356 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,291 - Whoa, really? 357 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,992 That's crazy. 358 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:56,063 It definitely sounded like I hit the sweet spot, you know? 359 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:59,432 - The problem is, my arms are too strong. 360 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,469 - Yeah, yeah. That's how they get you. 361 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:04,504 - You're gonna have to do it again. 362 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,976 - I'll-I'll try, but like, my arm really hurts, 363 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:13,113 and it's, like, bent funny, and I can't move it so good. 364 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,449 - I don't care about your problems, Beavis. 365 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,617 I care about broken arms. 366 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,386 - Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. 367 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,088 Sorry. 368 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:23,957 - Now, get back up there so I can score. 369 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,359 - Uh, yeah, yeah, okay. 370 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,344 [grunting] 371 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,429 Ow. 372 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,332 [grunting] 373 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,900 - Hurry up. 374 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,035 - Ow. 375 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:43,344 - Let's see, there's gotta be something 376 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,413 in here that can break my arm. 377 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:48,682 [hydraulics whirring] 378 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,250 Whoa. 379 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,756 - You boys don't touch the scissor lift, all right? 380 00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,525 Employees only. 381 00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,792 - Whoa. 382 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,526 If we're not allowed to touch it, 383 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,098 it must be really dangerous, yeah. 384 00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:07,435 - I can stick my hand in the machinery. 385 00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:10,404 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good idea. 386 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,241 - Now, get up there and start pressing buttons. 387 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,910 - Okay, you got it. 388 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,712 Ow. 389 00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:19,829 Let's see here. 390 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,448 There's a lot of buttons. 391 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:22,883 Where to begin? 392 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,021 - That's the wrong way, dumbass. 393 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,556 You need to, like, lower it. 394 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:31,024 [buttons clacking] 395 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,294 - Uh, I can't make it stop. 396 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,930 I'm trying. It keeps going up. 397 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,466 - What are you doing up there, butthole? 398 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:42,802 Quit choking your chicken and get down here and break my arm. 399 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,406 - Okay, okay. 400 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,808 Let me try this button here. 401 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,043 Let's just see if this- 402 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,611 whoa! 403 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,313 Uh. Uh-oh. 404 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,681 - Damn it. Get back here. 405 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,416 - Oh, no. 406 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,517 Butt-Head! 407 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,353 Butt-Head, what do I do? 408 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,056 I can't make it stop. 409 00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,723 Damn it. 410 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,892 Hey, hey, hey. 411 00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:06,593 Where am I going? 412 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,229 What's going on, Butt-Head? 413 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:09,796 Oh, no, no, no. 414 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,565 Ah! Somebody help! 415 00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:13,566 [horn honks, tires screech] Hey, watch where you're going! 416 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,603 [horns honking] [Beavis screaming] 417 00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:21,307 Sorry down there. 418 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,909 I-I can't control-ah! 419 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,712 Hey, hey. Look out. 420 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,647 [tires screech] 421 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,382 No! [screams] 422 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,883 Hey, what's going on? 423 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,384 Hey, do you know how to work this thing? 424 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,486 Ah! No! No! 425 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,522 Hey, you're all going the wrong way. 426 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,958 Come on. Learn how to drive. [yells] 427 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,127 Hey, hey. 428 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,362 Hey, hey, look out. Ah! 429 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,265 No, no, no. [horns honking] 430 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,783 Whoa. 431 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,302 Oh, I made it. 432 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,304 [sighs] Glad that's over. 433 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,707 [screaming] 434 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,776 [groans] 435 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,714 [grunts] 436 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:04,050 [groaning] 437 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,888 [groaning] 438 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:11,291 Butt-Head, you finally came! 439 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,021 - Yeah, I thought you might have 440 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,495 got some Jell-O or something. 441 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,730 - No, no. 442 00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,164 They say I can't chew Jell-O yet. 443 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,133 But, I mean, check out my cast. 444 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,936 The chicks can sign all over me. 445 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,840 It's full body, you know? 446 00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,407 - Uh, no. 447 00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:28,908 By the time they let you out of here, 448 00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,576 school will be over for the summer. 449 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,213 All the chicks will be gone already. 450 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,082 - Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. 451 00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:38,452 Yeah, but someone's probably signed my cast, right? 452 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,521 - Uh, let's see. 453 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,893 Nope. 454 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,795 - Well, that sucks. 455 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,432 - Well, visiting hours are over. 456 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,234 Let me know if you get some Jell-O. 457 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,304 [heavy metal music] 458 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,378 [rock music] 459 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:11,518 ? ? 460 00:19:23,464 --> 00:19:25,399 [chiming noises] 461 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:26,533 - Chirp. 462 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:31,133 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30973

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