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Today, Paige Owens is coming over to
have sex with me, and I'm excited slash
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nervous, of course.
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At this scene, we're supposed to do,
like, two other times, maybe three other
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times, but, like, things happen, and
that's finally happening.
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I'm Sean Elf. For over four years, I've
worked as a production assistant on
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Poinsettia, handing out deuces and
scrubbing some off loveseats.
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But now I want to try and make the leap
from behind the scenes to performing in
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front of the camera as a porn star.
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Of course I want to have sex with
attractive women, but man, is it anxiety
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inducing.
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I'm drinking relaxing tea.
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I don't know if it actually helps, but,
you know, placebo effect.
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Hey Paige!
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Thanks for making it out!
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The way you said, hey Paige, was so
fanboy. It's like, hey Paige!
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I'm a fan of Paige Owens.
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You brought nothing but lube.
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Snacks?
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There we go. You brought Cetaphil. Do
you fake a lot of your own pop? Oh, no.
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I just refill travel size things.
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actual things that i use like wear what
you want to wear but most people like
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guidance what if i didn't want to wear
anything and i just came like how i am
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just how i am i need these you made
those panties yeah i like those too but
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that well i can fix them i mean that
this um did you sew growing up
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i mean this could you make me a uh
outfit just
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maybe i am clearly into lingerie making
yeah i made that i made these
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holy shit i'm just gonna talk why don't
you start your own line why don't you
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just think like yeah i do it i do it for
fun like just
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to like for funsies and like you know i
sell things like once a week why do you
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have redburn underneath
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oh it's not i was actually i was
literally finishing sewing last night
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it's like a little like oh yeah yeah and
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i haven't showered this is what this is
your show this is whatever you want to
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wear so what would you like i'm
secondary nobody cares about me yeah
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yeah because if you don't come then i
don't get paid
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I also have avocado underwear on if
you're into that.
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Why is there a seed on both halves of
that?
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These panties are inaccurate.
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It's two different halves.
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They're abundant in avocados.
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Those are like the male ends of the
avocados because they have the teeth.
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That's kind of sexist. I really can't
believe you said that.
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Thanks. I really like them. They're very
comfortable.
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Have you worked with you guys before in
your line of work? When you started off
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and now that you've actually had some
games experience, do you work with you
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guys usually?
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I've only ever worked with... one new
guy, and it was not
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good.
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I'm nervous for him. Are you nervous?
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I'm always nervous shooting with people
that I've never shot with before.
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Yeah? Yeah. All right, well, I'll let
you guys get settled in, and we'll come
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back.
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Okay, but at least you don't come early.
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Hold on a good day
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Looks like you guys got the party
started without me.
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You were taking too long. Are you
rolling?
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We already had the conversation
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and everything, you know.
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We could start going over our do's and
don'ts right now.
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Do have sex with me.
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I'm doing missionary for 30 minutes.
Yeah, I agree.
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And you can watch if you want.
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Don't stop.
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I don't know. Yeah, I don't like them
rough. No, not rough, but, like, you
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I get more off on, like, how you squeeze
my dick and choke it. Like, hard.
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Oh, like that? Yeah.
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I just don't like to forget the balls,
you know?
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It's a very looked -over area.
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Also the prostate.
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That's the second time you mentioned it.
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I like to finger guys' butts. Do you
really?
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Yeah.
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I haven't had a complaint yet.
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I can imagine.
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I think what she's asking, Sean, is if
she can put the fingers in your butt.
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no. I think that's what she's asking.
That's like a second time thing.
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You know, we've got to warm up to it.
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There might not be a chemical.
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No, I like that. I hate when I'm like,
can't. It makes me feel inferior.
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Not the only thing that's soft. No.
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Not now, but... I was about to say.
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I don't think it's very soft.
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You're a good night, Bush.
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Thank you. I grew up for like two years
now.
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Two -year -old Bush. That's two -year
-old Bush? Yeah.
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Wow. Never shaved at all, baby.
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Do you like being...
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clip to be rubbed on
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And then afterwards, I'll probably go
down on you because I don't like it to
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with the guy coming.
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Okay. So I'll come and then I'll go down
on you.
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But I can either... Jesus Christ.
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What were you saying?
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You can come on my bush if you want.
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Well,
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I may come more on your belly button.
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That's not too close.
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I'm not there yet. I mean, I probably
will. We'll get you there. Don't worry.
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Next time.
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Put a finger in your ass and eat your
own cum.
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That's how it progresses, don't you
know?
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No. Because I feel selfish, but.
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I love getting the, I just like guys
like moaning and like, oh yeah,
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it's so hot. It makes my pussy wet.
That's how I, that's my like foreplay.
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I feel so fucking selfish.
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Why?
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Can't you tell I, like, enjoy doing it?
Yes, I can tell.
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Okay.
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I'm probably more like you where I'm
service
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sexual, where I like to get you off,
but... I mean, I like to get fucked.
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I think I'll take my turn.
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It's important to post that.
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Little fist bump, fist bump there.
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Fist bump, Paige, there you go. All
right, good stuff.
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All right.
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Hey, I'm Paige Ellen.
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Hey, and Paige Ellen just had sex with
me.
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Unfortunately.
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It was great.
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It was good. We high -fived a bunch.
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I felt that there was a lot of high
-fiving going on. Kind of like just, you
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know, two bros.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We did.
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Can we get another high -five on camera
right now?
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Sure.
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Okay, let's give Sean the...
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The Yelp review here. Out of five stars.
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Where am I going?
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I don't know. Okay.
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Out of five stars?
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Yeah.
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Four and a half. Four and a half? Yeah.
You would dine here again?
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Realistically. Would you recommend a
friend?
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Yeah. She would go lower than that. No.
It's just that I'm here. No!
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I am not leaving in pain.
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That's true.
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Or... I didn't bottom out on the
service. Yeah.
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I'm not leaving in pain.
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I came.
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Any tip pointers?
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Oh, yeah.
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What could I do to improve my score from
a two to four and a
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half?
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I'd say a four and a half.
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I know, Brian.
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I like to write. We subtract two
immediately because that's the two.
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here. Yeah.
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If you would have said seven, then I'm
like, oh, wow. Okay.
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Because if you're like, oh, wow, it's
off the charts, then we're like, oh,
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it actually was good, but now she's
good. Yeah, yeah. If you were off the
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charts, I'd be like, okay, and then it's
maybe a five.
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Yeah. But if you're like, oh, it's a
four. Also, we haven't officially cut
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check yet, so we know where you're being
made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm
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truthful. I would lie to you.
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I would lie to you. I mean, I wouldn't
lie to you.
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I wouldn't lie to you. Are you being
honest?
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I wouldn't lie to you. I would lie to
you. I would if I...
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If I needed to, but I don't need to. If
you had a dick, what would you have done
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differently? If it was thicker.
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I love John Norman. Oh, I actually knew
that about her.
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Because she is a size queen. She likes.
I'm not a size queen. I just like
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thicker cock.
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You know what I mean? That's the only
thing you can do about that. And it's
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with me.
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That's why it's a four and a half. A
truthful four and a half.
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