All language subtitles for The Love Syndrome xxx

This is a Cal Vista presentation.

For years and years, married couples
have had to face the problem of marital

boredom. That's when a husband and wife
become tired of each other and want

their own independence.

This is usually followed by jealousy,
fights, and finally a divorce.

Dr. Joy Love and her associate, Dr.

Harry Reams, have been doing research in
this field.

Their discoveries are now a major
breakthrough in the field of marriage

counseling. They have mastered the
technique of preventing marital boredom.

Their technique is now the most
controversial in their field.

Dr. Eames and Dr.

Love call this treatment the Love
Syndrome.

Dr. Love, Dr. Love, do you think the AMA
will recognize the Love Syndrome as a

new standard of treatment? No comment.
Dr. Love, is it true that you and Dr.

Reams are sleeping together? No comment.
Dr.

Love, it's rumored that your video and
film data is pornographic.

First persons, please. I have no comment
at this moment.

Well, well. Oh, well, if it isn't Dr.
Joy Love. What a pleasure it is to see

again. Oh, it's a pleasure to see you
again. I can't tell you what a thrill it

is when I found out that Channel X was
going to do a special on little old me.

Well, when our board of directors saw
some of your research films, they

that we must do a documentary on it.

Now, one of the highlights, of course,
will be showing some of your

research films.

Well, what do I do?

Well, for starters, why don't you tell
our audience about the love suit?

began over a cup of coffee.

Dr. Harry Raines looked at me, and I
looked at him, and then he looked at me

again and said, isn't it a shame that
more marriages are breaking up today in

larger percentages than they did when I
was a kid?

Well, I must say, this came as a
complete revelation to me. But when Dr.

Raines described his relationship with
his wife, well, I could almost visualize

it. Shall we roll the film?

told me about his wife now she was a
young girl of about 18 years of age and

harry i mean dr rings was afraid that
she would become bored with him so he

encouraged her to explore every avenue
of sexual excitement this of course is

the theory that the love syndrome is
based upon

Let's observe what happens when Harry
was able to tune in, as we call it, to

wife's sexual desires.

As you can see, the result was 100 %
satisfaction.

That Dr. Ream certainly has one hell of
a technique.

has been filmed under strict laboratory
conditions.

Funny you should mention that. I was
just about to ask you about your field

research. Well, in field research, you
never know what might happen.

I see. Could you give us an example of
that? Dr.

Reams and I were treating a young couple
who were having a great many problems

with their marriage. Well, they were
terribly tired of one another.

So we suggested that they might try
swing parties or orgy, anything.

perk up their sex life and renew their
interest in one another.

Unfortunately, this couple was simply
just, well, they were simply too

-laced to try anything out of the
ordinary, such as a sexual group

So I suggested that they might try
something unusual or strange in their

life. What do you mean, strange places?

Oh, like in a public bathroom or under a
table in, say, a restaurant or even...

Sex in the middle of the afternoon.
Actually, anything that would break

usual sexual patterns.

Oh, I see. Like, sex in the back of a
bus is more arousing because the element

of danger.

Like being caught.

Exactly. Well, anyway, you know what we
did?

Yeah? We set up a camera in the
husband's office, and we caught the wife

coming in for sex.

Of course, we were terribly pleased that
they were following our advice. Of

course.

The funniest thing that happened was we
also caught his secretary peeking

through the keyhole. She turned out to
be a little nymphomaniac, and she was

getting completely turned on.

Something happened that had both Dr.
Reams and myself in a state of shock.

The secretary came in and the couple
didn't mind at all.

From what we could see, it looked as if
the couple was having a fine time.

Actually, we couldn't see any signs of
nervousness. None. None.

Reams and I were so pleased that the
couple had followed our advice.

Did you consider that case a complete
success?

Oh, yes. Dr. Reams and I were both
ecstatic.

I see. And speaking of Dr. Reams, where
is he these days?

Oh, he's teaching our methods in Sweden
now. The Swedes have taken a great

interest in our work. I understand
you've also been doing a lot of research

gay couples. Oh, you mean homosexuals?
Yes, we have. And I might add, with

success. Dr.

Reams and I were a young lesbian couple.

Laurie and Jeannie.

They've been together for five years and
we're getting very bored. After a few

sessions with us, they began to regain
their interest in one another.

Yes, I see. And I believe we have some
porn documentary footage of this

particular case, don't we, Doctor?

Yes, we do.

As you can see, this couple is making
love as if they had met for the first

time. Oh, Dr.

Reigns is portraying Laurie's male
lover. This was Laurie's idea. She had

secret fantasy that Jeannie hide in a
closet and what?

You're one of my favorite patients.

I gathered that when you did take the
house call. Oh, wow. I figured you must

have had some kind of a special fantasy
that you must have caught up and that

you wanted to take care of.

Yes, as a matter of fact, that's exactly
where it's at. How can you foresee all

of this in my mind?

Well, I know my physical needs, but
you're getting into my brain. What is

Well, I'm your psychiatrist.

I know this fact. I'm looking at your
head and body.

Why don't we just find out exactly what
that little...

fantasy you had was and we'll see if we
can't fulfill it do you think you can do

as well as the last visit i paid you in
the office well that remains to be seen

now doesn't it yeah who'd you like to
help very

pretty dress thank you

i like brown does that mean anything to
you you like brown

Well, that's right. And rust and green
and all these... Very earthy colors.

yes. Why don't we get down to flesh?

Very funny.

Oh,

I had a dream last night.

That was the whole bloody night.

Do you ever have a dream that lasted the
whole... You know, that you think it

lasted the whole night?

Well, I... Not just a shorty, but like a
real...

I want you to do your thing because you
do your thing so well.

And if I tell you it's a little too
much. You want me to do my thing? Is

why you called me over?

I want you to help me with my thing by
doing your thing.

You know what I mean? I see. Did you
have anything special that you dreamt

Thank you.

Like this, doctor.

Does it give you any insight into her
inner self?

At this time, any conclusions that we
might draw would be strictly

Watch the film.

B -A -B -A -B -A -B -A B -A -B -A -B -A
-B -A Follow me, I'll show you how

I'm with me. I'm with you.

I'm in motion.

I love you.

Reams and I were both pleased by the
results on this particular case.

male homosexual in any of your
experiments?

Oh, yes. There was one case that I
remember particularly well.

A young male homosexual wanted to be
heterosexual.

Oh, Dr. Reams and I found the case
fascinating.

We set up an experiment with the young
homosexual, Dr.

Reams, and a girl volunteer.

I filmed the experiment.

And we have that film. Let's look at it.

Our patient cooperated to the best of
his ability while Dr.

Ream demonstrated what to do. I see,
yes.

Did you find the experiment successful?

Well, let's just say it was fairly
successful.

enjoy sex with a woman? Well, he said he
did, but he couldn't perform 100%. Why

was that?

He said it was because he was nervous.
Now, that's a very natural reaction in

such an unfamiliar situation.

Now, was Dr. Reams nervous about this
situation?

Oh, well, he was so busy demonstrating
sexual technique that, as you can see,

being nervous was the furthest thing
from his mind.

There was this one young married woman.
She was so bored with her husband, she

couldn't make love to anyone. She had
what you might call a sexual hang -up.

what did you do?

Under laboratory conditions, I injected
her with a sedative. Then Dr. Reams took

her into one of our therapy rooms.

Well, in her relaxed condition, he was
able to help her overcome her hang -up.

I see. Let's roll the film and show the
audience exactly what Dr.

Love is talking about.

Thank you.

The therapy room looks just like an
apartment.

Of course. We find it very helpful to
conduct our experiments in a familiar

environment.

How old did you say that woman was? I
didn't, but she's 22.

As you can see, our therapy was top
-notch.

We'll be right back.

amazing that you and Dr. Reams achieved
such excellent results. Yes, our work

has achieved a lot of critical acclaim.

We have seen the complete workings of
the Love Syndrome, a therapy

on the prevention of marital boredom
developed by Dr.

Harry Reams and the lovely Dr.

Joy Love, who is standing right next to
me. Hello!

Doctor, do you have anything further to
add?

Why, yes. As a matter of fact, excuse
me, we have some documented footage of a

young newscaster and his wife trying
their first threesome. Would you like to

see it? I certainly wouldn't want to
miss this one for the world. Roll it,

Charlie!

Thank you.

Oh, my God, that's me and my wife. How
the hell did you get this footage?

Trade secret, darling.

No.

No, baby.

Come home, baby.

I need you, baby.

um um

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Dr. Love, for that very interesting
footage. And now for a special treat.

cameras are going to follow Mr. and Mrs.
Frederick, the young married couple who

suffered from severe marital boredom.

Thanks to Dr. Love and Dr. Reed's Love
Syndrome Therapy Program, they are now a

happy, fun -loving couple, enjoying
every single moment of their life

of liberty.

And step on it.

Oh,

lick

me. Lick me passionately.

Show me how well you suck.

Oh, more.

Long drink.

Suck my juicy wits. Good thing.

Suck that cock, madam.

Jump up and down in your lap.

Oh, I love it. Stick it into you.

Come on. I'm going to ride you like a
horse.

It's going to break me.

Love is in the air everywhere I look
around.

Love is in the air every sight and every
sound.

And I don't know if I'm being a fool.

Don't know if I'm being wise.

But it's something that I must believe
in.

And it's there when I look around. Love
is in the air

in the whisper of the tree.

Love is in the air in the thunder of the
sea.

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming.

Don't know if I feel safe.

But it's something that I'm believing.

my living.

Love is in the air when the rising of
the sun.

Love is in the air when the day is
nearly done.

And I don't know if you're in.

Oh, yeah.

Don't know if I see it through.

But there's something that I must
believe in.

And you're there when I reach out.

And there you have it, the love syndrome
therapy treatment. It speaks for

itself, 100 % effective in the curing of
marital boredom. This is Chet Akron's

reporting.

Fuck the show.

I'd rather suck cock.

Me too.

Love is in the air Everywhere I look
around

Love is in the air Every sight and

every sound

And I don't know if I'm being fooled.