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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here
I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
♪ I'm from another... ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-foo! ♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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For cunning acts throughout
the Mewni ground lands
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and the swamp,
I knight you
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-Sir Cuddles of Hugs--
-[sobbing]
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You're just gonna
cut off his head?
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Right here?
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In front of his own mother?
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Uh... no.
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I was going to
make him a knight.
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This is
a knighting ceremony.
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For knighting knights.
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Uh, well, s-sorry.
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I just... you know,
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when a monster sees
a queen with a sword...
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[chuckles] I mean,
don't we all just think that...
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My son's gonna be a knight!
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[sobbing]
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You know, she's gonna cry
no matter what.
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That's what she does.
So... maybe you want to
go on to the next guy.
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Sounds good.
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And last but certainly
not least,
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Marco Diaz,
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also known
as Princess Turdina.
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Yes-s-s-s.
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For his noble
and dedicated service
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to the throne of Mewni,
I knight you
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Sir Marco of Earth.
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I also liberated
the Neverzonians
from a fire spirit
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that plagued them
for about a century.
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Maybe you wanna mention.
Maybe you wanna tell the people.
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Go stand with the others.
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Introducing
the new Knights of Mewni--
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Sir Marco, Lady Higgs,
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Sir Babyman, Sir Oldman,
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and Sir Cuddles.
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[tepid fanfare plays]
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Marco!
Oh, congratulations!
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I made something for you.
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It's your new knight cape.
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Each patch represents
something we did together.
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There you are
as Princess Turdina,
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there's the dimensional
scissors,
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and that goblin dog-looking
thing is a goblin dog.
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Oh, Star,
you didn't have to do that.
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Yeah, but I wanted to.
Besides, every knight has one.
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[gasps]
I'll sew you your last patch
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once you get
your lifelong post!
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-Lifelong post?
-That's right, Marco.
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Mr. Candle?
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[chuckles]
No, Marco.
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It's Sir Crandle.
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He's gonna help you choose
your lifelong post.
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We have much to discuss.
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Oh, and don't choose
anything with horses.
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They're really hard to sew.
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[clock ticking]
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[Marco] So...
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are you sure
you're not Mr. Candle?
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I told you,
it's Sir Crandle.
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I've never even been
to Echo Creek.
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I never said
I was from Echo Creek.
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So, here are some flyers.
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You can pick
Knight Guardian
of the Sad Tree,
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knight Hunter
of the Disappearing Ghost,
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stable-cleaning knight--
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you know, what kind
of night you'll be
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for the rest of your life.
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The rest of my life?
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[noisemaker blows]
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-Congrats, Marco!
-[dance music plays[
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Oh, hey, Star.
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♪ You're a knight now
You're a knight now ♪
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So? What's your
lifelong post?
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Well, about that,
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I choose... quitting.
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Wait.
What do you mean?
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I'm gonna have to turn
knighthood down.
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But it's not because
I don't love hanging out
with you. I...
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I just can't stay
on Mewni forever.
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I have a baby brother
on the way,
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and I'm gonna
have to start thinking
about college and...
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No, no, no. Please.
I get it.
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I mean, obviously I knew
you couldn't stay here forever.
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And, hey, you can always be
called Sir Marco the Quitter.
[chuckles]
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- [phone rings]
-Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
Someone's calling me.
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I guess I have to...
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leave this awkward
conversation now.
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[Marco]
Oh, this is bad.
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I didn't mean to hurt
Star's feelings,
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but I had to be honest
with her.
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[speaking indistinctly,
gulps]
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I should find her,
try to smooth things over.
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What do you think?
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Ugh. What am I doing?
I should be talking to Star.
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I need to go find her.
[gasps]
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[muffled shouts]
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Hey, hey, whoever did this
made a big mistake!
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Welcome young knights,
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to your knight out party!
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[chanting] Knight out!
Knight out! Knight out!
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What?
Where are we?
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The den of knights, where
the Sacred Order of Knighthood
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comes to just be a knight.
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We got a foosball table,
a sweet lounge,
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we even got a dragon
named Noodles.
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[roars]
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And now that you've chosen
your lifelong post,
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you're officially knights!
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[chanting]
Knight out! Knight out!
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What did you choose,
Marco?
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Oh, you know,
I'm choosing not to be a knight.
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[all gasp]
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I mean, I only made him
my squire
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so we could hang out and do
silly stuff together.
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I never thought he'd, like,
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stop being my squire.
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Why am I talking
to a statue?
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Ugh! I don't know.
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I should talk to Marco.
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Huh?
A cornplex bar?
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Marco's the only one
who ever eats these.
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And he would never
leave one half-eaten.
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Would he?
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You didn't choose
a lifelong post?
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Well, it's just,
I've kinda already done
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a bunch of knight stuff,
and, you know...
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You can't just not choose
your lifelong post.
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You knelt before the queen.
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Yeah, I'm honored
to be a knight,
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but I didn't think I was gonna
do that for my entire life.
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What do you mean?
This is a legacy!
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Every knight
through every generation
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chose their lifelong post
and stuck with it.
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You're slapping centuries
of history in the face,
ya hippie.
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Well, then this party's
not meant for me.
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Listen, kid, you're going to
chose a lifelong post,
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or we're going to
choose one for you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's not resort to
hurting here, Sir Stabby.
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But he doesn't have
a lifelong post!
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I know, I know.
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But in unprecedented
situations like this,
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let's first consult
the knights' handbook.
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Okay.
"In the unlikely event
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that a squire turns down
their lifelong post,
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The knight's order shall..."
Oh.
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Uh, Sir Stabby had it right.
We're supposed to hurt you.
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-Yes!
-Wait, what?
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[Star]
I mean, it's weird, right?
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Why would Marco just
drop his cornplex bar
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halfway
through eating it?
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It's, like, his favorite
guilty pleasure snack.
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-[coos]
-I think you might be
over-thinking this.
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-[giggles]
-Very good.
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I don't know.
He's been missing
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ever since I called him
Sir Marco the Quitter.
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What if he's in danger?
I gotta go find him!
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Wait.
I'm overreacting.
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Marco is his own person,
and I need to give him space.
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[wailing]
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Now, submit and accept
your lifelong post,
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or we'll lock you
in the dungeon
for eternity.
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[laughing]
Look, guys,
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I don't mean to laugh, but...
I thought this was
supposed to hurt.
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Okay, well,
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let's move on
to the fingernails.
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-[screeching]
-Aah!
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-Can I go now?
-[frustrated groan]
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You came to Mewni
to become a knight,
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so why can't you just pick
a lifetime post?
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Well, there's just more to life
than being one thing.
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Ah, geez,
we're getting a lecture
from the princess's squire?
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I mean,
what have you done?
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Well, I helped save Mewni
from a monstrous she-demon.
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And I can't even list
all the things I did
in the Neverzone.
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Wh-- What's the Neverzone?
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Oh, just the most dangerous
dimension in the multiverse,
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where I spent decades
adventuring.
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I mean, I've been knighted
like nine times there.
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Wow! I want to go to
the Neverzone.
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[all affirming]
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Fine!
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He doesn't want to
be a knight?
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Hey, hey.
Not the cape, man.
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So there is something
that gets to you.
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If you so much
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as singe a single thread
on that patchwork,
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I swear your face will hit
every surface in this room,
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and when you wake up, you'll be
in the belly of that dragon.
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[chuckles] Oh, really?
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-[exclaims]
-Ooh!
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Hyah! [grunts]
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-Get him!
-[all exclaiming]
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Aah! Ooh!
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Oh!
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-[exclaims]
-I wasn't joking.
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[groaning]
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[growls]
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Well,
this has been fun.
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All right.
You win. You win.
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You may leave
if you wish.
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Oh, I just don't understand why
you'd want to turn this down!
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Accepting your lifelong post
should be a knight's
proudest achievement.
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It's 'cause the dude's
a lousy cheater.
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Got the squire job
handed to him,
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then he spends years training
in that Neverzone place?
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He thinks he's too good
to be a knight.
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If you all could for one second
think about the world
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from someone else's
point of view,
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none of this
would've happened.
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You want to train up
in the Neverzone, be my guest.
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Knock yourselves out.
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Just remember that time
works differently there, so...
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Yeah! Ha-ha!
Feast your eyes!
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Wait. Where'd
all my muscles go?
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Neverzone? Time warp?
Things go back to
normal here?
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There's nothing left
for me here.
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Watching without me?
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Got to rip the bandage off
at some point, right?
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I'm really sorry for
being a pill earlier.
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It's just,
it's gonna be so weird
when you go back to Earth.
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Hey, we still have some time
before I need to leave.
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Promise you'll visit
all the time.
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I will. But, for when
I'm not here...
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Just because I'm going
back to Earth
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doesn't mean we can't stop
having adventures together.
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And I figured,
if there's any lifelong post
to accept on Mewni,
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it's our friendship.
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Oh, Marco! Thank you.
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I love it.
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