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Coo. Coo.
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Coo coo coo.
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Coo-coo!
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[all cooing]
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Is-Is this a bad time?
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Oh, Janna.
[chuckles]
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You'll have to pardon me.
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I'm just brushing up
on my pigeon
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for the dinner party tonight
with the rich pigeons.
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Thank you for offering
to babysit.
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[baby talk]
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Hey, anything for
the Queen of Darkness.
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I would've asked M-A-R-C-O,
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but I get the sense
she doesn't like him
very much.
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Yeah, who can blame her?
Marco!
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[roars]
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[chuckles]
Exactly.
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Ooh. She really does
take after her father,
doesn't she?
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You be good, my darling.
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I'll be back by 8:00.
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If you're not,
I charge double
for overtime.
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Well,
let the babysitting begin.
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[video game beeping]
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[giggling]
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-[Glossaryck] Psst! Meteora.
-Hmm?
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Down here.
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Hello, Princess.
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[exclaims]
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Oh, geez.
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You would not believe
the day I've had today.
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[exclaims]
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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah.
My arm.
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Just a little boo-boo.
Nothing to really worry about.
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[sobbing]
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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't cry.
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Your buddy Glossaryck's okay.
Look. Look.
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I've got another arm.
Plus I've got a silly hat.
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[baby talk]
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Now, as your guide
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to all magical matters,
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are you ready to continue
our lessons?
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-[exclaims happily]
-Have you been practicing
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the "dip down" exercises
I taught you?
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Dee-daa!
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No, no.
A little longer
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and a little louder.
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Di-i-i-i-i-i...
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No, no, no.
That-That's all wrong.
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It's just "dip down."
Two short words.
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Di-i-i-i-i-i...
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No. Now-Now you're
just getting louder.
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No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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I know how much joy
this brings you.
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Let's get going.
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[exclaims]
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Wait. Wait!
Don't go in there without me.
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-[game beeping]
-[muttering]
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Oh! Triple
burger bonus! Yes!
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Welcome...
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to the Plains
of Time.
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To complete your lesson,
we got to go back in time.
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And we need Father Time
for that.
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[exclaims]
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
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I can go back in time.
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But I can't take
a passenger with me.
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That's why we need
Father Time.
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Where is he?
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[wind gusting]
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[ticking]
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[baby talk]
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Yes, of course I knew
he wasn't going to be here.
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If he was here,
it would've been easy,
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and you wouldn't
learn anything.
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[baby talk]
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Um, sure, there's
another way to time travel.
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I just, uh...
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I really don't want to see
Reynaldo today.
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[baby talk]
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Reynaldo the Baldpate,
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ferryman of
the River of Time.
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Uh... Okay.
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Let's just get it over with.
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Look, look, he's gonna
talk and stuff.
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Uh, just...
don't interact, okay?
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[exclaims]
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All right, Meteora,
pull up a seat.
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This might take a while.
Sometimes--
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[cries out]
You know what?
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Never mind!
He's here!
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For passage through
my timely sea,
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this question
you must answer me.
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Who speaks in rhyme
and wanders time
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with none to call
his family?
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No phone calls, cards or--
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Thank you, Reynaldo.
Please be quiet.
Just,
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we're in a hurry,
and we need to get going.
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What doth bring you
to my land?
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A passage through time,
swift and grand?
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Up-bup-bup-bup!
We don't have time
for riddles today.
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Princess Meteora and I
need to go back.
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An inch, a pinch,
the years unravel.
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How far dost thou
wish to travel?
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The length of something
short and flat,
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-or perhaps something--
-We just need to go...
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to the Age of Butterflies.
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With haste we must depart
this place
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and skim the flow
of time and space.
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Away we go
and briskly float.
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We ride, us three,
upon a...
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Boat.
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And boom goes the dynamite.
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At this point, I don't even know
what you're getting out of this.
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What's dank and musky
like a foot
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and falls apart
when overcooked?
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In soups and stews
this foulness lingers.
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If you must touch,
don't smell your fingers.
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Meteora, I really
must apologize.
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Father Time's wheel
would've been so much faster
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and less...
Reynaldo.
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But why don't you practice
your "dip-down"
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while we're waiting?
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Dee-daa!
[exclaims]
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Dee-daa!
Dee-daa!
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Okay, that's good.
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But try it
with more emotion.
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[exclaims]
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A-All right.
You're getting closer.
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I can fill a room
or just one heart.
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I cannot be shared,
only apart.
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-What am I?
-Loneliness.
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Ah. You want to
get back on the Magical
High Commission.
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-[whinnies]
-I don't think so, Reynaldo.
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The riddle thing, it's...
Look.
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Just because I created
the commission doesn't mean
they listen to me.
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[sighs]
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You have arrived
at the time you seek.
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Okay, great.
Thank you!
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Come on.
Let's go, Meteora.
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Bye.... Dad.
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[groans]
Oh, my goodness.
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They keep you well fed,
don't they.
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All right. Are you ready
for your lesson?
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'Cause we're he...
Oh, no.
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-Waa! Waa!
-Waa! Waa!
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Waa! Waa!
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[shuddering]
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Wh-Where are we?
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Who are we?
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[groans]
Reynaldo brought us
back too far.
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Let's go, Meteora.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Do you...
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Do you know who we are?
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Uh... yes.
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Can you help us?
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[groans]
Fine.
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Let's just do the abbreviated
version here.
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A long time ago arrived
the first settlers of Mewni.
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That's you.
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-Wow!
-Whoa!
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A modest people
with noble pursuits--
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life, liberty
and... corn.
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The end.
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Oh.
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One more thing.
Mind if I borrow your rattle?
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[yawns]
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Eenie, meenie,
Mewni, moe.
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Okay, you, Moe.
Here you go.
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Uh...
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Ooh!
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Congratulations!
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-You can do magic
with that thing.
-Okay.
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Come on, Meteora.
We've got to hitch another ride
with my weird son.
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Oh, and another
one more thing.
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There's a storm coming,
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so y'all might want to
huddle around that stump.
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[thunder crashes]
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Through darkness, slumbers,
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toils, solemnly alone,
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no game of catch,
no father, no home.
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-Hey, Reynaldo?
-Father!
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Yeah. Can we just go forward
in time a bit? Thanks.
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Thou makest haste like wind,
we shall arrive and--
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[Glossaryck]
Oh, geez, just go.
Just go.
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[sighs]
Here's a free extra
lesson for you--
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Don't have children.
[chuckles]
Oh, looks like we're here.
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Boss, is this
really necessary?
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Rasticore, if you're
too weak for this,
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you'll never survive
against a Mewman.
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Do it.
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[screaming]
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Oh. It's kinda tingly.
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Great. On to the last
part of your lesson.
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Now, they may
have magic,
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but we are invincible.
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-[Glossaryck] Hey, Toffee!
-Who said that?
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Oh.
Hello again.
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Sorry for interrupting
your weird meeting,
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but I'm trying to teach
this little girl a lesson.
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What are you
trying to teach her?
How to get your arm broken?
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[all laughing]
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[baby talk]
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Yep, that's the bad boy
who broke my arm.
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-[snarls]
-Whoa. Hold your horses.
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I'm sure Toffee had
a good reason for
doing what he did.
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You were making
that stupid leaf hat,
so I snapped your arm.
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Okay.
Not the best reason.
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But that doesn't mean
he has to keep doing
terrible things.
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If he did,
he'd... break my other arm.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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[exclaims, snarling]
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Maybe that baby isn't the one
who needs to be taught a lesson.
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Maybe we came
to teach you.
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Well, what are you
going to teach me?
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[shouts]
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Okay.
That's enough, Meteora.
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-Meteora!
-[giggles]
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-[thud]
-[giggles]
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[gasps]
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See?
This is the threat of magic.
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This is what
we're at war against.
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I guess you learned
two lessons today--
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how to "dip down,"
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and that jerks like him
never learn.
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[exclaims]
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-[electronic beeping]
-Not again!
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Ugh. Now I got to restart
from the pickle factory.
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[electronic beeping]
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-[door opens]
-Oh, hey.
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How did it go?
Any trouble?
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Yeah, I keep getting stuck
on this one jump on level 43.
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-Oh, come on!
-Dee-daa!
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Did she just say "Daddy"?
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00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:16,816
-[giggling]
-Did you just say "Daddy"?
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00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,566
Oh, my darling!
237
00:10:18,566 --> 00:10:20,356
Oh, what a genius!
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00:10:20,356 --> 00:10:22,146
You know,
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I think magic's
in pretty good hands.
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♪ She's a princess ♪
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♪ Winning battles
Through the break of dawn ♪
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♪ Don't worry
When it's night ♪
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♪ 'Cause she will keep
The lights on ♪
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♪ Oh, there goes
A shining star ♪
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♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
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♪ 'Cause magic
Flows through her ♪
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♪ She's a shining star ♪
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