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[snoring]
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[snoring]
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[whispering]
Marco. Wake up.
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[sniffs, sighs]
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No.
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[whispering]
I know the solution
to getting back to Mewni.
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It's Janna!
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Janna? [groans]
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Let's not talk
about Janna until I've
had my morning tea.
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-[thud]
-Ow! Oww!
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-Don't you remember? Huh!
-Oh!
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Janna mysteriously showed up
on Mewni without a portal.
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Oh, yeah!
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We gotta wake up Tom.
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-Tom, wake up!
-[snoring]
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Tom?
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Oh. Look up.
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Ugh!
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[female voice]
Calling Janna.
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C'mon, Janna.
Pick up your phone.
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-[ringing]
-Pick up, pick up, pick up!
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Aw, she'll never pick up.
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She's probably someplace
super weird.
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Like a monster truck
graveyard.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah.
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[Janna] Hello?
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Oh, thank goodness, Janna!
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Okay! Okay, listen to me
very carefully!
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We are stuck on Earth.
The portals aren't working.
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You gotta tell me,
how did you get to Mewni?
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Yeah! We gotta get back,
like, now!
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Something really bad is
happening!
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[Janna]
Wait, can you say that louder?
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[grunting]
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Yeah, the reception here
is pretty bad.
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I'm at a monster truck
graveyard.
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Listen to me carefully!
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[deep breath]
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How. Did. You. Get. To. Mewni?
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I don't know. Bye.
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No, no, Janna, wait! Ugh!
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Arrrgh! Janna!
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Now what?
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We gotta wait
for the beast in her cave.
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[clock ticking]
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It's so nice to finally meet
our Janna's friends.
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And each as unique
as her it seems.
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So did you meet
before the Canada trip?
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What's a Canada?
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Oh!
Did I pronounce it wrong?
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Tala and I have never been,
so, you know.
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Janna says it's lovely.
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[sip]
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[sip]
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-[sip]
-Are any of you dating?
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[chokes, coughing]
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[door opens and closes]
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Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
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Hi, sweetie!
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[all] Janna!
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Oh, geez.
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N-nice-- Nice meeting you,
Mr. and Mrs. Janna!
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I hear Vancouver's nice.
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[all] Janna!
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I thought you kids respected
others' personal space.
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Welcome to my room, I guess.
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Wow, sweet digs.
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It's nicely creepy.
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Soo, how's the breakup going?
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What? That just happened!
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How did you even know that?
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Oh, I hid a camera
on Marco's body.
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What?!
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Tom! Help me find
this illegal surveillance!
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No, no, dude,
I don't wanna get bugged!
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Guys! We can't get
distracted by her...
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Jannanigans.
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Janna Banana,
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you know the seriousness
of this situation.
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And you know
you're our last hope.
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So, please,
how did you get to Mewni?
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I don't remember.
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Aaahhhhhh!
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No, really. Look.
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All I remember
from that day is
that it was a Thursday.
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A totally normal Thursday.
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All right.
I'm scared to ask.
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But what is a "normal"
Thursday like for Janna?
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Thursday is garbage day.
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So you bring your garbage
to your neighbor's garage?
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To feed the possums.
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[both screaming]
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You're not supposed
to feed these things!
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If I don't,
they'll come to my garage.
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No! No! That's my leg!
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-So what happened next?
-[Tom and Marco screaming]
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Well,
usually these rascals
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-tear up my hat.
-[shredding]
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And then I have to go get
a new one from Needles.
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Who's Needles?
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He's the man
who runs these streets.
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Whoa, whoa, Janna!
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You know the boss
isn't happy with you.
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He who gives
shall never need.
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He who takes
shall forever bleed.
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It ain't my fault
if you leave here in crutches.
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Come on.
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I don't like the sound
of this Needles.
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-Hey! Quiet in the back!
-Show some respect.
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Janna! What's up!
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Hey, Needles.
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Looks like
you need a new hat.
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Looks right.
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But you still owe me
for the last one I made you.
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Don't forget,
you're in the red.
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Oh, dang.
I never got you the goods.
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Yeah, that's right.
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And you know
what that means.
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Omega One doesn't have
any tennis balls!
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Tennis balls?
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Yeah. Needles knits my hats
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that I pay for
with tennis balls.
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Standard back alley deal.
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Yeah, standard
back alley deal!
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You know what it is.
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A normal thing.
That's how we do it.
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We don't have time
for this!
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We gotta get to Mewni!
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Well, guess what?
You better make some time.
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Or Bland Man over here
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is gonna get broke
like a breadstick! Crack!
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What? Who? Me?
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Or maybe we can make
a deal for these sweet horns!
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I could make a real nice hat
with those.
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-Hand 'em over!
-Hey!
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Cool it, Needles. My crew and I
will get you the goods.
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Oooh,
that's a fresh one.
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Just about
a hundred more to go!
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Man. A week ago,
I was staring
at a thousand sunsets
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in the dimension
with a thousand sunsets.
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And now I'm here
picking up tennis balls.
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Yeah, sorry
it ended like this.
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It's cool.
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And you know what?
We're cool.
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Wait, were we not?
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Well, with Star and I
broken up now,
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just saying,
it's cool if...
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If what?
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I mean, if you
and your best friend
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ended up being something else,
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I wouldn't be mad.
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What? Tom!
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The Blood Moon Curse
has been lifted.
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I mean, you were there.
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Come on, dude.
I think we both know
that what you two have
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is something better
than a curse.
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-Guys!
-Aah!
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I think we gotta...
What are you staring at?
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Uh.
[mumbles gibberish]
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I think we gotta
put some pressure on her.
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This is
getting ridiculous.
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Janna! How can you
not be taking this seriously?!
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Mewni might be
in trouble!
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You're wasting so much time!
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Well, excuse me, Bland Man!
Geez!
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Hey! That's not my name!
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What part of
"I don't remember
how I got to Mewni"
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do you guys
not understand?
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You guys just
do not get it!
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I am the author
of my own weirdness!
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But forgetting
how I got to Mewni
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was totally out of my control,
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and it freaks me out!
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[sighs]
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Aw, Janna...
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I'm sorry I can't
help you guys out,
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I really am.
I just cannot remember
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what happened that day
for the life of me.
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Janna, I'm...
I didn't realize
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how much all of this
was affecting you.
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Plus, I didn't realize
that you actually
had human emotions.
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Yeah. Me, neither.
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C'mon. Let's--
Let's just take a break.
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Well, collecting tennis balls
does make me hungry.
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[peppy instrumental
music playing]
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Okay, party people,
I got your grub.
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Taco-o-o-o for Mango-o-o-o!
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Ha ha, all right.
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And for the lady...
wait a second!
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Your name wouldn't happen
to be Janna, would it?
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No. It's Banana.
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Okay. Cool.
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All I know is I'm supposed
to refuse service
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to someone named Janna.
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Can't be too careful!
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I know, right?
Dangerous world!
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But, as they say,
"Enjoy your horchata."
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[sipping]
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So you just havin'
horchata today, huh, Star?
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I'm just too stressed
to eat right now.
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I mean, we have no idea
what's happening on Mewni.
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Why do you have
to put hot sauce
on every bite?
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Why don't you just put it
on the whole taco
all at once?
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Whoo! Habanero sauce
makes me sweat
like a beast!
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Pfft!
Hey! That's my shirt!
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What are you
talking about?
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This is the 200 taco punch card
Mystery Prize!
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And it's mine!
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Just look at it!
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See?!
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[gasp] Guys! I remember.
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You remember
stealing my shirt?!
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No! Shh, shh, shh!
Marco!
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You'll break her train
of thought!
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After I collected
the tennis balls,
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I stopped by here
on my way back to Needles
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and saw a promo
for the 200 taco Mystery Prize.
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And I figured,
"Hey, this girl has eaten
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at least 200 tacos over
the course of her lifetime,"
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so they already owed me
the prize.
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But they didn't see it that way.
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So I claimed what was mine.
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I went
to the back door and...
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Omph! Omph! Omph!
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Hello? Huhhh!
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Okay, at Britta's,
they always keep
the Mystery Prize
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in the supply closet,
so I forced open the door.
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Yup! Sure enough! Forced entry!
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And this is
where it gets weird!
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I went down
this creepy ladder.
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[Tom and Marco groan]
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Yeah, I think they age
their meat down here.
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Oh, yeah, this
is looking familiar.
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Are those dinosaur bones?
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Man, this place
is downright homey!
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Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Oof!
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-[gasp] Tennis balls!
-Tennis balls!
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Ah, and here it is!
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Where I got my new shirt!
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And then I guess I saw
this dumb wall with graffiti.
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Whoaa!
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[Marco] I don't think
that's graffiti.
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Glossaryck?
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Janna, what happened next?
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[chuckles]
I guess I was here.
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-Aaah!
-[splash]
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[all scream]
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I just, uh, fell
into some secret sauce.
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Uh, I don't think
that's secret sauce.
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[gasp]
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-Oof!
-Oof!
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Hey!
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Let's see what's up there.
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[straining]
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You guys,
I've seen these before!
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This is a well
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that leads to the magic.
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[gasp] Now I remember!
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♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
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♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
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♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
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♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
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♪ Ohh,
there goes a shining star ♪
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-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
-♪ No, sir! ♪
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♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
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♪ Star Butterfly ♪
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♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪
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