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["Chop Suey" playing]
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♪ Wake up
Grab your brush and put a little makeup ♪
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♪ Hide your scars
To fade away the shakeup ♪
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♪ Why'd you leave your keys
Upon the table? ♪
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♪ Maybe go create another fable
You wanted to ♪
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♪ You wanted to ♪
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♪ You wanted to ♪
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♪ You wanted to
I don't think you trust… ♪
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What in the frig?
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- * Self-righteous suicide *
- Car, pull over.
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With attitude!
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♪ I cry ♪
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♪ When angels deserve to die! ♪
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Oh, you gotta be shittin' me.
So it's gonna be like that?
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So it's gonna be like that?
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Car,
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open to-do list.
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Add task,
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"Drag Molly Wells to Hell."
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Close to-do list!
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♪ Father, father
Father, father ♪
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♪ Father, father
Father, father ♪
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♪ Father, into your hands ♪
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- * I commend my spirit *
- [horn honks]
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♪ Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me? ♪
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["Gimme That Money" playing]
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[song ends]
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Quite a statement
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to buy every single billboard
across all of Southern California.
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Well, that's how important
Molly's message is.
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And we didn't buy every single billboard.
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We left the ones up
for Cirque du Soleil "Magique,"
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because art will not die on our watch.
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[anchor] Why a boycott?
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Corporate profits are the only thing
billionaires care about.
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So, this is how
we're going to get their attention.
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We're gonna hit them where it hurts.
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[exclaims] Excuse me.
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- Thank you.
- Nice work. This is amazing.
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Well, I'm sorry
I'm working from home today.
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I just… I want to give Arthur
a little bit of space at the office.
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Sure. And as your coworker, you know,
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I'm thankful for you
discreetly handling that breakup.
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But as your friend, you're gonna have
to butter this scone, girl,
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because it's teatime. So, spill.
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There's nothing to spill.
We-We both tried.
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- We're just two very different people.
- Mmm…
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Arthur uses Suave two-in-one shampoo,
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and my haircut was recently declared
a public art landmark by LACMA.
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Well, I mean,
you always knew you were different.
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Was there
something specific that happened?
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We just weren't working. There's nothing
specific that I can think of.
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[guest] Mo-mo.
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It's time for my rub-in.
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Oh, Maro, hi.
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- Uh… You're here.
- [both chuckle]
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Uh… This is Sofia. From work.
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- Oh.
- We're working.
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Oh, I'm… I'm so sorry to interrupt. Um…
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It's just that
you got really imbalanced yesterday
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when I did my own sunscreen.
You said you do the rub-ins.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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That's crazy! [inhales deeply]
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I mean, I would never say that
to another adult, which he is.
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I mean, he can vote.
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Even though he wrote in
Shaboozey for president, but…
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[chuckles]
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All right. I'm gonna let
you goddesses vibrate. [chuckles]
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Thanks.
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[shudders, chuckles] Oh, my God.
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Oh, there is no need to be embarrassed.
I mean, my God.
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[giggles]
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What does his neck smell like?
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Leather?
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Trees?
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- Leather trees?
- You're right.
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Who cares if he's young and hot
and built like a brick shithouse.
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No one questions a wealthy older man
if he's dating a beautiful younger woman.
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No, of course they don't.
There is a terrible double standard there.
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In some ways, you could say
this is an act of feminist resistance.
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Totally. You are flipping gender roles
on their head.
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- I mean, I'm kind of a trailblazer.
- Maybe even a hero.
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And women need to support other women.
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Maro!
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Can Sofia smell your neck?
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Yeah.
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Nicky Bear.
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I'm worried about Arthur.
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You know, since he and Molly broke up,
he hasn't been in the office.
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What are you talking about?
He's right there.
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That's not Arthur.
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[gasps] Oh. Really?
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Oh. Yeah, sometimes I have trouble
telling white faces apart.
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They call it beige blindness.
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But maybe Arthur just needs some space.
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No, he doesn't. You know,
when I went through my breakup,
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I needed to be carried in a warm basket
of love and support.
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Listen, Arthur's a sad,
middle-aged straight guy.
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Let's just let him watch YouTube videos
until he joins a militia.
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- Then he's their problem.
- Oh, Nicholas, you know he needs us.
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[clicks tongue, sighs]
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Fine. Let's go.
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Ainsley, cancel my lunch order.
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I am so sorry, Sarah.
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[typing]
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What are you doing?
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Uh, I'm just doing a little origami.
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Yeah, learned all about it
while I was surfing in Ya-Pahn.
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Just wanted to make something for ya.
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- Aw…
- [chuckles]
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You didn't have to do that.
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I wanted to.
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Seeing you work today was so incredible.
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You're so grounded, but also so beautiful.
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Just like
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this unicorn.
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Wow.
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- That only took you two hours, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Thank you.
- You're so welcome.
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Um… So, what do you wanna do tonight?
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- Um… Well, actually, I was thinking…
- Mm-hmm.
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…that maybe I could, uh…
invite a couple of my friends over
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so they could come meet you?
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Oh! Wow!
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Like a spur-of-the-moment
Wednesday night meet and greet.
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[chuckles] Yeah, babe.
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Would you be cool with that?
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Would I be cool with that?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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I am so cool.
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I am freezing.
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I'm like a… an ice cream, Papa.
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I'm cold as ice.
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[sputters]
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So, is that a yes?
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Oh, that's a yes. Yeah.
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- Okay, great.
- [both laugh]
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[knocks on door]
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- [sighs]
- This can't be good.
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I cannot be the one
to find another dead body.
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At a certain point,
it does not look like a coincidence.
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Ooh.
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Hey, pals!
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What are my main guys doing here?
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We've been worried about you.
You haven't been to work.
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That is so sweet of you.
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But I am so fine.
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I've been cranking away on
this really, really, really cool project.
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Come on in!
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[sighs]
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Uh…
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Doing a little spring-cleaning?
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Nope. Even better.
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I'm going through my whole life
to try to find the exact moment
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I became such a sad,
pathetic, dumpable loser.
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Why do you have this photo
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of a scarecrow
holding a bowl of old cottage cheese?
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Oh, that's my mom holding me
at my First Communion.
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Oh.
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[groans]
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And then I'm like, "Don't tell me
I'm reheating FKA Twigs's nachos.
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This fit is reworked,
upcycled vintage Abercrombie.
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You're the one… [chuckles]
…wearing skinny jeans."
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Cooked.
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[group laughing]
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[laughs]
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Oh, totally, Zoe.
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- [sighs] Isn't Molly the best?
- [Molly] Oh.
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She's like
a super important charity person.
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No cap? Legit.
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Yes, it is in fact legitimate, Jayden.
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Tell me, what is it that you do?
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Oh, I'm a brand reverence moment creator.
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And I'm a bed rot influencer.
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I'm so sorry. Are you sick?
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No.
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It's a radical form of self-care
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where you lay in bed
and look at your phone all day.
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We're reclaiming depression
by monetizing it.
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Oh.
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And, uh…
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How 'bout you, Abe?
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What's your story?
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- [Zoe scoffs]
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Are… What do you do?
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Did I say something wrong?
Is-Is everything okay?
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Okay, hey. So, so,
Abe has social spotlight anxiety.
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Y-You can't ask him direct questions.
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What?
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[Zoe] It's okay. He just needs
to, like, re-regulate for a second.
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Let's all look away.
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[Molly] Gang, I have a fun idea
of how we can all hang out.
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What if we all go to my screening room
to watch a movie?
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[Zoe] Mmm…
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Contractually, I'm not able to consume
any content unless I'm bed rotting.
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- Oh.
- [Maro] Yeah, babe.
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Actually, I'm not much of a movie guy.
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They're just, like… [chuckles]
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…kinda desperate.
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- [Zoe chuckles]
- [Jayden] Agreed.
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Like, make movies shorter
and smaller and worse.
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I need you
to get me a coconut water immediately.
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- [Zoe] Go, go, go.
- Oh, me? Oh.
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- Go, go, go.
- Okay.
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[exhales heavily]
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Oh, my God.
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This is it.
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This is me in the summer of 1997
at Edgefest.
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I am about to see my favorite band
in the entire world,
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the Goo Goo Dolls.
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Nope. Too sad. Gotta go.
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Nope. If I have to listen to
this white story, so do you.
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That's my friend Conrad.
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So, we're tailgating and
foaming at the mouth to hear "Iris" live.
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And then this crazy thing happened.
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The guy in the car next to us asks us
if we want to do crack.
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What?
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Oh, crack is a crystalline form
of cocaine.
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You might know it
as "snow" or "apple jack."
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Arthur, I know what crack is.
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I'm wondering
where the hell this story's going.
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So, I say no immediately, right.
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Conrad says yes.
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And he gets into the car with the guy.
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I freak out and drive home.
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What happened to Conrad? Did he die?
[gasps] Did he miss "Iris"?
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That's the thing.
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Nothing bad happened to Conrad.
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He lives an amazing life
because he kept taking risks.
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He got an eyebrow ring.
He moved to Costa Rica.
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He-He married a woman named Marisa.
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- Why are you telling us this?
- Wow.
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Because, don't you see?
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Look. In every photo since,
I am wearing khakis.
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This concert was the day that
I chose to live defensively.
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That I chose to be this boring, beige guy.
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The… The kind of guy that
Molly would dump.
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And honestly?
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- I can't blame her.
- [Nicholas stammers]
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Arthur, you are being way too hard
on yourself. You're talking crazy.
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No, I'm not!
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In fact, I've never felt so sane
in my entire life.
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Oh, my God.
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And I know exactly what I need to do.
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Crack.
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Oh, wow. [chuckles]
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I am so glad you convinced me to stay.
Thank you.
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[chuckles]
250
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,283
Let's do crack.
251
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,286
Russia? [chuckles]
252
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,038
That's not even a country, Zoe.
253
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,915
- [laughing]
- [Maro] Like, hey, are you serious?
254
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,833
- That's hilarious. [chuckles]
- [Jayden] That's crazy.
255
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,627
[laughs] Low-key, fam.
256
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,337
- I'm feeling this wine.
- [Molly] Mm-hmm?
257
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,298
- [Jayden] High key, wine is so fire.
- [Maro chuckles]
258
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,966
- Hey, Molly.
- Hey.
259
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,928
Could I ask you for some advice
as a woman who's…
260
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,014
well, I don't wanna say, "older"…
261
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,557
as a woman who likes movies?
262
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,852
Yeah. Okay. Sure, Zoe.
263
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,773
Okay. So, like, I'm just having, like,
really bad FOBO.
264
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,566
Okay. I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.
265
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:58,111
I have no idea what "FOBO" is.
Is that a female hobo?
266
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:01,156
Oh. You're not supposed to say that word.
267
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,116
But it's okay. I forgive you.
268
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,702
You're from a generation
where it was okay to say slurs.
269
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,037
I don't think I am.
270
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,540
FOBO is "fear of better options,"
271
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,751
which I'm totally having
with Jayden and Abe right now.
272
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,712
[Molly] Oh. I think I understand
what you're saying.
273
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,714
So, you like both of them.
274
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,300
Yeah. 'Cause I've been talking to Jayden,
275
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,469
- and he's, like, really sweet.
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,721
But I've been hanging out with Abe.
277
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:29,226
And the sex is, like, crazy.
278
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,895
Really? Wow.
279
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,689
I know what you see in him.
280
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,024
I-I can see most of his bones.
281
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,527
And, like,
he likes to, like, re-regulate, like…
282
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,571
[whispering] …in my pussy.
283
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,239
I mean, I think I've heard enough.
284
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,949
- I respect your boundary.
- Okay.
285
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,368
So, what do you think I should do?
286
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,705
- Uh, let me give you some advice, Zoe.
- Mmm…
287
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,206
Um…
288
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:55,335
It's human nature
to be attracted to new things.
289
00:13:55,961 --> 00:14:00,007
But you have to be careful giving up
what you think is the boring thing
290
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,385
for the shiny thing.
291
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:10,475
Because sometimes the shiny thing is
actually the boring thing.
292
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,145
Oh, my God.
293
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,065
That made no sense. Do you have dementia?
294
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,150
Honestly,
295
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,360
I hope so.
296
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,030
Because I would love to forget
everything you've said tonight.
297
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,875
[Nicholas sighs]
298
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,503
Well, I got it.
299
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,130
One, very impressive
you can get drugs that fast.
300
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,383
Secondly, we can't be giving Arthur drugs.
He needs friends, not a mule.
301
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,927
I know that.
302
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,055
I just crushed up
some of Molly's vaginal probiotics, okay?
303
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,099
I'm not gonna waste good drugs
on Arthur. [chuckles]
304
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,393
Okay, so you're, like,
giving him a placebo.
305
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,645
Exactly.
306
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,147
He just needs to think that
he did something crazy,
307
00:14:57,231 --> 00:15:01,068
and then this meltdown will be over.
And he can finally put on some pants.
308
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,821
Ooh, I love being best friends
with someone so manipulative.
309
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,242
- Hmm…
- * I won't say anything at all *
310
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,202
♪ So why don't you slide? ♪
311
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,662
- Uh…
- Oh.
312
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,956
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna let it slide ♪
313
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,750
Oh, wow. There it is.
314
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,294
- Okay. This is happening. [chuckles]
- [Howard] Mm-hmm.
315
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:22,840
Wow. This dance with mama coca has
been a long time coming.
316
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,467
- [breathes heavily]
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
317
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:30,347
I couldn't actually find you any crack,
but I did find you this new designer drug.
318
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,891
It's called, uh… "Verse,"
319
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,770
because it'll take your mind
to a whole new universe.
320
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,814
- Oh. That's why they call it that.
- Universe.
321
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,109
Okay. Okay.
322
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,235
Ah, well.
323
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,029
- Here we go. [chuckles]
- [Howard] Mm-hmm.
324
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,699
Time for Daddy's spice.
325
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,158
Oh.
326
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,035
- Yeah.
- Oh.
327
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,120
- Oh, no, no, no.
- [gasps]
328
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,205
That's how he thinks you do drugs?
329
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,457
Was that too much?
330
00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,043
- [reggaeton music playing]
- [Zoe laughing]
331
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,922
[Maro] Whoo!
332
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,092
Hey! Hey!
333
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,805
- Ow! [laughs]
- [Zoe chuckles]
334
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,975
- That was for you. [laughs]
- Hey, babe.
335
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,894
Can I talk to you for a second?
336
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,145
Yeah. Hey, babe, what's up?
337
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,646
Um…
338
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,982
It's just kind of been a long night.
339
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,483
Oh. [chuckles] You tie-tie?
340
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,527
Yeah, I'm tie-tie.
341
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,572
It's 11:30. If I go to bed now,
I'll only get 13 hours.
342
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,200
Aw, yeah. Yeah, of course. [chuckles]
343
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,827
Yeah, we partied enough. Do you want me
to get everyone out of here?
344
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,454
- Oh, would you? Thanks.
- Yeah.
345
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,749
All right, folks.
Aloha for the super chill kickback.
346
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,461
Vibes have been per,
but it's time to pack things up.
347
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,545
[Zoe, Jayden, Abe] Aw…
348
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:47,007
[Maro] Because our second location is
the Elefante Rooftop.
349
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,467
- [cheers]
- Oh, my God!
350
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,679
So, call the Uber Blacks, 'cause things
are about to get loco, crazy, bananas!
351
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,014
[chuckles]
352
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,391
Second location? Are you going too?
353
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,852
Yeah, babe. [chuckles]
If you're gonna go to sleep…
354
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,521
Yo, Maro. The car's two minutes away.
355
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,231
- Okay. I'll see you soon. [kisses]
- Oh…
356
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,900
- All right. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Bye, Molly.
357
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,734
Good luck with that dementia, honey.
358
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:07,986
[Jayden] Thank you, Molly.
359
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:16,912
[music stops]
360
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,996
[chuckles]
361
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,332
This is insane.
362
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,709
He's taken, like,
six separate trips to Toronto.
363
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,795
- I mean, who in their right mind…
- [Arthur] Shh!
364
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,797
You guys hear that?
365
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:28,966
Oh, wow.
366
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,177
I think
the Verse is hitting my bloodstream.
367
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,262
[pants]
368
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,473
I can hear the world's heartbeat.
369
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,810
Wow. You must feel so connected
to the universe right now.
370
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,978
- I do.
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,354
Can you hear it?
372
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,108
Ba-boom. Ba-boom.
373
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:51,446
Ooh, super cool.
You must be really tripping, huh?
374
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,531
Yeah.
375
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,032
Ooh, whoa.
376
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,785
Oh, my God.
377
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,914
- You guys, look at this.
- [clicks tongue]
378
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:05,002
Can you believe that
somebody actually made this?
379
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,629
- Yeah.
- The color and the textures.
380
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,006
The feel of it.
381
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,091
And the buttons.
382
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,344
Input.
383
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,930
- Input.
- [sighs]
384
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,600
Input.
385
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,809
Okay!
386
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,896
Seems like you have reached
that breakthrough you were looking for.
387
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,899
So, maybe now it's time for you
to go to bed.
388
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,525
- Mm-hmm.
- Sleep?
389
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,360
Nicholas,
390
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,529
I'm finally awake!
391
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,157
Oh, my God.
392
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,493
Look how beautiful it is outside.
393
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,371
Nature is a gift.
394
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:44,833
And we trap ourselves
in these beige walls,
395
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,836
these khaki cages.
396
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,297
- Okay.
- We're not mole people.
397
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,257
- Wait…
- No, no.
398
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,842
- No, no, no.
- We're explorers.
399
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,677
- We don't need…
- Hey, Arthur, where are you going?
400
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:56,762
[Arthur cackles]
401
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,181
[laughs]
402
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,351
We're explorers! Moana!
403
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,270
[cackles]
404
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,564
Come on, we got to help him.
He might hurt himself.
405
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,899
Can't we just call an Uber?
406
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,150
[Arthur exclaims]
407
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:11,944
["Slide" playing]
408
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,196
[Arthur laughing]
409
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,665
["Baby" playing]
410
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:33,549
♪ When I saw my baby ♪
411
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,927
♪ I knew all along ♪
412
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:41,306
♪ I wanted to hold you ♪
413
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,601
♪ And take you back home ♪
414
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,438
♪ Who could know ♪
415
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:55,779
♪ We would be in love? ♪
416
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,115
[sniffs]
417
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,199
Ah.
418
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,451
Suave two-in-one.
419
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,579
Sailor's Secret.
420
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,252
[laughs] Ah!
421
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,087
Yeah.
422
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,756
I feel you, Gaia!
423
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,928
Thank you for letting me
get close to your breast! [pants]
424
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,598
I cannot be doing this much cardio.
I'm in ketosis right now.
425
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,809
I can't believe we passed
seven boba places on the way here.
426
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,686
We gotta get a grip as a society.
427
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:28,979
- [Arthur] There you are.
- [sighs]
428
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,608
I've just had
the most beautiful revelation.
429
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,694
Ah, great. I am so happy for you.
Let's go home now.
430
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,237
My blinders are off.
431
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,490
Everything is so clear to me now.
432
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,202
God, I feel so good!
433
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,370
My heart is really racing.
434
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,455
Like…
435
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,082
God, it's, like, really racing.
436
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:53,545
It's like… I'm, like… It's like I can't,
like, get the air out of my…
437
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,796
[panting]
438
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,508
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Am I OD'ing?
439
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,718
- Oh.
- That's what's happening, isn't it?
440
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,136
Oh, my God. I need Narcan.
441
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,388
Please! I can't die.
442
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,807
I've only been to Toronto,
like, six times!
443
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,351
Please!
444
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,937
I've never tried tea before.
I don't even know what it tastes like.
445
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,689
- [Howard] Arthur. You're not on drugs!
- What are you talking about?
446
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,233
You're not on drugs! It…
447
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,443
It's all in your head, man.
448
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,779
What are you talking about,
I'm not on drugs?
449
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,739
I freebased a kilo of Verse.
450
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,992
Those were crushed up probiotics
for premenopausal women, okay?
451
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:27,871
And this is just
an extremely powerful placebo effect.
452
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,083
What?
453
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,045
So then, what is this?
454
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,673
Are you guys just making fun of me?
455
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:38,841
- [sighs]
- No, Arthur.
456
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,801
We just didn't want you to do crack.
457
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,678
We were trying to protect you.
458
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:44,596
By lying to me?
459
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,473
Like I'm a joke?
460
00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:47,975
No, no. We…
461
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,852
That's really fucked up, you guys.
462
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,231
You guys should just go home.
463
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,321
[cries]
464
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,629
[Maro] Hey, babe?
465
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,299
- What are you doing?
- Um…
466
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,511
I was just birding.
467
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:27,848
It's a little something I used to do.
468
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,017
- At night?
- Yeah.
469
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,394
I didn't see any birds though.
470
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,938
I did catch a threesome in a hot tub.
471
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,106
- Huh.
- Yeah.
472
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,192
I watched to make sure no one drowned.
473
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:39,693
All good.
474
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,111
That's cool.
475
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,196
So,
476
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,406
did you have fun tonight?
477
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,325
Oh, yeah.
478
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:50,204
- Like, too much fun.
- Yeah. Yeah, tonight was a movie.
479
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,497
- [chuckles]
- What? Okay, wait.
480
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,667
You guys say you don't like movies.
481
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:59,296
But a fun time is a movie?
482
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,968
I love the way your mind works.
483
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,012
Always searching.
484
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:09,890
[chuckles]
485
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,309
Can we just go to bed?
486
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,186
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
487
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,854
I mean, you're already in your jammies.
488
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,856
And you look so cute.
489
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,406
[sighs]
490
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:31,370
Have you heard from Arthur?
I'm really worried about him.
491
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,289
No, and I've tried everything.
I even thought about texting him.
492
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,500
You should've never lied to him
about those drugs.
493
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,710
And you should've never
brought me out there. To the Valley?
494
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,547
- My hair still smells like Tater Tots.
- Hey, guys?
495
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,465
- Oh, my God. Thank god.
- [sighs]
496
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,425
Can I talk to you again about last night?
497
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,052
Arthur, we are so sorry.
498
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,597
No, no. I-I'm the one
who should apologize.
499
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,224
I did a lot of thinking last night.
500
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,602
And you two were just trying
to take care of me.
501
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:59,189
To come over like that,
and-and make sure I was okay?
502
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,525
That means a lot.
503
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:05,821
And I've never been so happy
to see a man in pleated khakis.
504
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:09,283
Well, they're back because of the
revelation I had on the baseball field.
505
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:11,994
Okay. But, Arthur,
you weren't really on drugs last night.
506
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:15,080
Which is how I know
I experienced something real.
507
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,834
[stammers] A calm washed over me,
and I realized
508
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,170
I like my khakis.
509
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,130
I like my plain bagels.
510
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,591
I like that
I don't know what Sydney Sweeney is.
511
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,676
But I'm sure it's a fun place to visit.
512
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,929
Trust me. If you ever get to go,
you'll never wanna leave.
513
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,806
The point is…
514
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,476
Sure. I'm never going to be the kind
of guy that Molly ends up with.
515
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,562
But that's okay. [chuckles]
516
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:40,939
I'm happy with who I am.
517
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,983
You should be, Arthur.
518
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,193
Totally.
519
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:47,696
And listen, I'm not allowed
to officially disagree
520
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,198
with any decision Molly has made.
521
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:52,868
But I think she might've
taken the wrong turn here.
522
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,119
Thank you.
523
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:56,413
And I don't know.
524
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,333
Maybe the three of us
chillaxing at my pad,
525
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,418
that could become kind of a regular thing.
526
00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,295
I don't know. My weeks get pretty busy.
527
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,672
And I simply do not want to do that.
528
00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:07,382
Cool. Not a big deal.
529
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,469
I'll just put that idea away
in the old circular file. [chuckles]
530
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,179
We are glad you're back.
531
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,181
Things can finally get back
to normal around here.
532
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,307
- [elevator dings]
- [sighs]
533
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,185
- [Arthur] Mm-hmm.
- [murmuring, chattering]
534
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,269
[Arthur] Uh…
535
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,813
Who are those guys?
536
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,458
What is going on?
537
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,378
I don't care if he's in a meeting.
538
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,505
Go get him. We need a lawyer right now.
539
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,090
Sofia, what is going on?
540
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:51,134
Molly, you're gonna wanna
go to your office. Now.
541
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:52,219
[sighs]
542
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,222
Well, will you tell him
to call me soon as he's finished?
543
00:25:58,642 --> 00:25:59,893
[Molly scoffs]
544
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:03,438
- Luciana.
- Ciao bella. [chuckles]
545
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:07,776
Ooh. Um… Please to close the, uh…
How you say? Uh… [clicks tongue]
546
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:11,071
Swinging, uh… wall flap?
547
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,281
[chuckles]
548
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:19,413
We both know you know
how to say "door," Ashlee Kate.
549
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:23,166
Because you're Delaware trash,
550
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,419
not Italian trash like you claim.
551
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,212
Ding dang dong.
552
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:30,465
Ding dang dong.
553
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:32,301
You know what that sound is?
554
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:35,304
I don't know,
all the farts you had for breakfast?
555
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,306
Nope. It's wedding bells.
556
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,933
John and I are getting married next week.
557
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,686
I always find it so heartwarming when two,
558
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:46,690
- how you say, psychopaths get together.
- Ooh.
559
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,194
We're gonna be one big happy family.
560
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:54,072
John, me, and my little babies.
561
00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:56,200
- Ew, are you pregnant?
- No.
562
00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,868
I can't have kids.
563
00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,329
There was a chemical spill in my town,
564
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:04,208
so me and the other girls from
Chlorofluoro Valley High School,
565
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,584
we grew up juiceless.
566
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,420
"Juiceless," you say?
Is that the official medical term?
567
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:11,548
John's companies are my children.
568
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,550
And this little boycott of yours…
569
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:16,678
Molly, you're messing with my kids.
570
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:22,142
John's become close personal
bribery friends with the president.
571
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:26,230
So that means I can call the White House
any time I want
572
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,232
and ask for anything I want.
573
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:34,321
And what I want this morning
is for them to shut your ass down.
574
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,531
Oh.
575
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:38,158
Well, good luck with that
because I have a team of lawyers.
576
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,577
- Mmm.
- And I happen to have Erin Brockovich
577
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:42,746
on retainer just for goofs.
578
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:47,125
Well, you better call Saul
'cause this little foundation of yours,
579
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,586
it's engaged in criminal activity.
580
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,880
- [scoffs] That's a lie.
- Is it?
581
00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:53,882
Check your website, Molly.
582
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:57,678
"Diversity"? "Equity"? "Women"?
583
00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:01,890
Those are bad words, Molly.
Those are un-American words.
584
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:05,102
You say you wanna help
the underserved communities.
585
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:08,438
Well, what about the served ones?
They get nothing?
586
00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:10,899
That is discrimination.
587
00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:14,236
And that's illegal, bitch.
588
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,071
Uh-oh.
589
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,365
[chuckling]
590
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:24,371
[in Italian accent] Oh. I hope
you still come to the wedding.
591
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,833
It's going to be so beautiful.
592
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:32,921
An ice sculpture with my naked body
coming out of clam shell,
593
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:36,091
but covered boobies so it's tasteful.
594
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:37,551
Mm-hmm.
595
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,595
Mwah. Arrivederci.
596
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,805
Ciao bella.
597
00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:43,307
Osso buco.
598
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,186
Ciao. Ciao.
599
00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:49,605
[chuckles]
600
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:50,981
Arrivederci.
601
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,193
["That's Life" playing]
602
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,909
[in Italian] Shit.
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