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♪ You wanna see me
in a little tight skirt ♪

♪ You wanna see
me tease and flirt ♪

♪ You wanna see
me in a little tight shirt ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me
put on red hot lips ♪

♪ You wanna see
me shake my hips ♪

♪ I know you just wanna
get your kicks, no, no ♪

♪ Good girls don't
do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ You want high
heels on my feet ♪

♪ Don't you know that
I'm soft and sweet? ♪

♪ I'm not just any
candy you can eat ♪

♪ No, no good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me
come out and play ♪

♪ Wearing sexy
black lingerie ♪

♪ Send your rocket
through my Milky Way ♪

♪ No, no good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ Oh no, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

Sounds like a rowdy group.

Just my type.

Oh, Jeannie,

could you come into
my office for a minute?

Yes, Mr. Wiltern.

Anything you say.

Hi, Jeannie.

What are you doing
after work tonight?

I already told you I
have a boyfriend, okay?

And even if I didn't, I
wouldn't go out with you.

She likes me.

Yes, dear.

I won't be late
again tonight, dear.

No dear, I am not having
an affair with my secretary.

Honestly, would you stop
being so goddamned paranoid?

How can I have an affair with
someone who won't put out?

I was just in the
middle of organizing

a report,
Mr. Wiltern.

I hope this is important.

Oh, it is.

You remember that meeting
I have this afternoon?

Yes, I know, that's
exactly what I'm working on.

No time for smart remarks here.

Now listen, I need just
something a little extra

to clinch this deal.

And you know
what that something is?

No, I have no idea.

It's sex.

Don't even try
that with me again.

You know, that sexual
harassment suit I filed

against this company is
still waiting a trial date.

I wasn't talking about you.

I said I wanted
to clinch the deal.

He's serious.

Oh.

Take a look at this ad.

What does this
have to do with me?

She's who I want for my meeting.

Now, go down to this club and
give her whatever she wants

to come down here and
perform at five o'clock.

I can see the ink on
the contract already.

All right.

Just don't expect me to do

things like this
for you every day.

Hello.
Hello.

Y'all having a good time?

Remember, don't fondle
any of our ladies here.

'Cause if you break it,

you buy it.

And now, the one you've
all been waiting for,

our headline act,

Busty Betina.

Yeah, bring her on.

Yeah.

Any of you men religious?

well, your prayers
have just been answered.

Whoa, wait a minute.

Are you sure you're in
the right place, honey?

Yeah, I'm looking for
the headline dancer.

Shh, keep your voice down.

That's her on stage now.

Baby, I think I love you.

Get your hands off me.

Can I help you?

I'm looking for Big Tina.

You must want Betina.

Uh, she's on the phone.

Give her a minute.

Look, you're getting
your goddamn commission,

so stop disagreeing with me.

I don't care what you think
is gonna double in value

in the next two weeks.

Just write this down.

Take everything I
have in my mutual fund

and put it in RS Consolidated.

Look, I've got another show.

I'll talk to you later.

You here to see me?

Don't look so surprised, I
was just talking to my broker.

You have a broker?

What, do you think I'm stupid?

I invest every dollar I earn.

I'll have the house
of my dreams someday.

So what can I do for you?

I have a business
proposition for you.

I don't do those kind of
parties, if that's what you mean.

Fortunately, I don't.

Look, my boss, who is
a male chauvinist pig,

is having a
meeting this afternoon.

He wants you to come
and dance for a client of his.

Are you interested?

Your boss sure has no nerve

if he can't come
down here himself.

Yeah, I'll do it.

I get two hundred
bucks for house calls.

I'm sure that'll be fine.

Here's the address.

Be there at five
o'clock this afternoon.

Any particular outfit
you want me to bring?

Come as you are.

Don't you think I'm
a little overdressed?

I ain't through with you yet.

Let go, you're hurting me.

First slip me some tongue.

Excuse me, the lady
said you're hurting her.

I ain't talkin' to you.

Yeah, well I'm talking to you.

Hey man, look out.

I also have a black belt.

Comes in handy when
you work in a place like this.

Glad you could make it.

How the hell are ya?

I'm fine, you got
everything ready?

I sure do.

Why don't you just
step into my office?

It's about time you got back.

Did you get her?

You know, you got a
lot of nerve sending me

to a place like that.

Save it for later.

Where is she?

You told me five o'clock.

Well, he's early.

Why don't you go
in there and stall him?

I don't really want to.

Hi there.
Oh, hi young lady.

Um, what's keeping your boss?

I don't know.

Why don't I go
check for you, okay?

Is there anything
that isn't beneath you?

Good, she's here.

Hurry up, he's in there.

Keep your shirt
on, I just got here.

Just do your part
of the deal, baby.

Wait a minute, don't I
know you from somewhere?

I don't think so.

I never forget a face.

Well, hello.

Hello yourself.

I understand you'd like
a show while you wait.

Well, I couldn't exactly
argue with that, now could I?

Tell me if you see
anything you like?

We have blue,

we have green.

Oh, I think um, I think what

you got on is just fine.

Well,

okay then, let's get started.

Yeah.

You know, I am
fed up working here

and just don't think
that I've forgotten

about that harassment suit
that I filed against you.

You don't like it here,

why don't you just
go ahead and quit.

Oh, don't push me.

Oh yeah?

How dare you?

Ugh.
Now you're fired.

Ugh.
Consider this

your pink slip day, baby.

Good, I'm sick of working
in this stinking office

and I hope I get a woman judge.

Yeah, well I hope the
bimbo that replaces you knows

how to put out for her job.

I'll see you in court, pig.

Are you having a good time?

Yeah, I, yeah, definitely
having a good time.

Ugh, yuck.

All through, I've done my
part, now where's my check?

I gotta get back to the club.

Why don't you ask my boss?

Where's my two hundred dollars?

I got a meeting right now,

why don't you
come back in a little bit?

No, cash on delivery, buster.

Look, give me an hour
for my meeting, okay?

I gotta get back to the club.

Listen, I'm good for it.

Wait a minute.

Now I remember.

You came to see my show
a couple of weeks ago

and then tried to
proposition me backstage.

Yeah, that could be.

You lousy pervert.

You think that
just because I strip

that gives you a right to
come back to my dressing room

and put your hands on me?

You're lucky those other girls
kicked your ass outta there.

Hey, you can't blame a
guy for trying now, can you?

No wonder you
didn't have the balls

to come down to the club
and hire me yourself.

I ought to teach you
something about respect.

Catch you later, baby.

Uh Betina, wait.

So, do we got a deal?

You got it, buddy.

Well, considering
what I did today.

I had a lousy day

and tomorrow I'm gonna have
to start looking in the want ads

for a new job.
I'm trying to tell you

what I did today.

Will you listen to me?

Sorry.

Well anyway, there's
this uh, fugitive

that the police have been looking
for for a couple of weeks.

Well, they got him today

and they bring him in,

but they can't get
a word out of him.

Fascinating.
Yeah, so I get my turn.

Within a couple of minutes, I
got the guy spilling his guts.

Another case
solved because of me.

Good for you.
Yeah.

What would they do without me?

Frightening thought.

Not right now, okay?

My mind's just
not into it, okay?

Well, uh, close your eyes.

Would you stop it?

What's gotten into you lately?

Look, I just, I think
we've been spending

too much time together.

I need some space.

Space?

You want space?

Fine, you got space.

Honestly, it's
the last time I do

any performing outside the club.

It was just one big mistake.

God, I can't believe
that was the same guy

that came in here
a few weeks ago.

He has his nerve.

He almost had
my foot up his ass.

Yeah, well at least it's over.

No, it's not, I
still haven't been paid.

God, what I wouldn't give

to get out of this stupid job.

Well, I have some good news.

I picked up our airline
tickets and passports today.

Getting out of this
dive for two weeks

would be good
for the both of us.

Mm, I'll say.

I just hope you can talk me
into coming back afterwards.

God, Europe.

I can't wait.

Yeah.

I wonder if they'd appreciate
my talent over there.

What do you mean?

Well, I've been wanting
to give up this club thing

and start singing.

I just haven't had the
right opportunity yet.

Well, you never
know until you try.

You're right.

Hey, lemme see my passport.

I bet my picture
looks really silly.

Here, and I
promise not to laugh.

Goddamn it, they
printed our pictures wrong.

They've got my
name on your photograph.

Oh man, can't
they do anything right?

Mine's backwards too.

Here, I'll just take 'em
and get 'em fixed tomorrow.

Great.

I wish something would
start going right for me.

Ah, tell me about it.

Oh jeez, I gotta get on stage.

Can you do my
show for me tonight?

Well sure, but what's wrong?

Just something I
have to take care of.

Damn it, where is it?

All right, so then you were

the last one to
leave here yesterday.

Yes, that's right.

Nothing out of the ordinary?

Well, there was this one
girl who was a stripper

and she got into a big argument
with him before she left.

I found this, sir.

Then he fired his secretary.

Wait, there she is now.

What's going on here?

We have some
questions for you, Miss.

What is your name?

Jeannie Naval.

When was the last
time you saw your boss?

Yesterday, before I left work.

After you were fired?

Well, yes.

Where were you at approximately,

exactly nine o'clock last night?

What are you getting at?

Let's take a little walk.

Oh my God.

You people might
want to go on home.

You should have seen how
angry she was before she left.

Who knows what she was thinking?

Would you be quiet?

This is a rather
sticky question, Miss,

but

is this your stocking
around his neck?

No, that is certainly not mine.

Oh.

Exactly how upset were
you after you were fired?

I was in a sour mood.

Did I mention that she filed

a sexual harassment suit
against him about a month ago

and then she said she
couldn't wait for it to go to court.

Oh, really?

Wait a minute.

Why don't you ask
her some questions?

That's her stocking
around his neck.

Er, Miss.

May I call you Busty?

The name is Betina.

Betina?

Yes, well, uh,

when was the last time
you saw Mr. Wiltern?

Uh, we spoke yesterday.

He asked me to come back for
the check that he owed me.

I see.

And when did you come back?

Later that evening?

No, I'm just
coming back for it now.

Are you certain about that?

You should have seen the
argument she had with him.

It was worse than
the one Jeannie had.

Can't you keep your
mouth shut already?

Why, what are
you trying to hide?

What do you mean?

Isn't it obvious?

You both hated this man.

Typical male
chauvinist, right, huh?

Probably planned
this out together,

worked out an alibi, and,

and everything.

Now wait just
a minute there, Mister.

And you better get yourself
an attorney, a good one.

We're taking you both
downtown for questioning.

Cuff 'em.

Oh, no.

Hey.
All right, lady.

Get your hands off me.

All right, everybody put your
hands where I can see 'em.

Not you, the rest of you.

I want you to slowly take
your guns out of your holsters

and, and put 'em on the floor

and kick 'em over toward me.

Think about what you're doing.

Do it!

Okay, you too, hotshot.

Don't even think about it.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Just follow me
and pick up those guns.

Okay, now get us a hostage.

I wanna make sure
no one comes after us.

No, not him.

Someone they won't shoot at.

Sorry.

Oh no, Jeannie, when
I said I wanted to spend

more time with you,

this isn't what I meant.

Would you shut up.

Okay, now no
one try and follow us.

We're gonna leave nice and easy.

You're making a big,
big, big, big mistake.

You'll be making a bigger
one if you come after us.

Oh good, the chickenshits
are staying inside.

I can't believe
this is happening.

Quick, get in the car.

What do I do with him?

Leave that idiot here,
he'll just slow us down.

Is anyone following us?

No, no, did you kill Wiltern?

No, did you?

No, now tell me the truth.

I didn't do it.

Well, neither did I.

So why are you
still holding that gun?

Honestly.

I did see you coming outta
that building last night though.

So you did go back there.

I didn't even go inside.

What were you doing there?

I'd rather not say,
but I didn't kill him.

Well, neither did I.

Then why are we running away?

I am not gonna be booked
and held on suspicion

due to circumstantial evidence.

I have not
done anything illegal.

Well, I did.

What the hell?

Where did you
get that money from?

It's my boss'.

He was going to use it to
close that deal yesterday.

Having that with you
really changes things.

Maybe you should just go
your own way from here.

Don't you dare
leave me stranded!

Look, I didn't kill him.

I was taking the
money back this morning.

I thought nobody
would notice that I took it.

Look, I just wanted
to ruin his meeting.

I think you succeeded.

I mean, how are we supposed
to prove our innocence

when you lifted that cash?

Do you realize how
guilty that makes us look?

I know, it was
all just a big mistake.

Tell me about it.

We better get as far away
from here as possible.

Where, Mexico?

Oh, be serious.
Sorry.

One thing about this
does scare me though.

What?

Whoever that money belongs to

is gonna come looking for it.

How'd it go?

Perfect, you woulda
been proud of me.

I did everything
you told me to do.

Anybody see you going back?

No, not a soul.

In fact, the cops should
have their hands full by now.

Show us the money.

Yeah, let's see it.

Don't be so impatient.

Okay, all right,
take a look at this.

Real funny.

Now you wanna show me
where you have the money?

It should have been in here.

You moron,

you just killed a man
for a couple of G-strings.

I don't understand
what happened.

You better not be
jerking me around.

You better go back there
and you better find it.

Yeah, but the place is gonna be

crawling with cops
by now, Wilamena.

So be careful and
don't screw up this time.

I won't.

What are you two laughing at?

Well, it's pretty funny, boss.

Hardy har-har.

I have a job for you two.

What do you want us to do?

Find the Cinderella
that fits this slipper.

John.
Montana.

It's a tough one.

Two desperate
women on a rampage.

Oh, man.

Well,

I thought she'd been
acting strange lately.

I'll get right on it.

Okay, we should be
safe here for a while.

Take some of that money
and go rent us a room

and use a phony name,

like if you're meeting a married
man at one of those places.

I have never met a
married man at a hotel before.

Well, honestly! Live a
little one of these days.

Wow, look at all this money.

What did your
boss do for a living?

He was a real estate broker.

Commercial or residential?

Both, what are you getting at?

I'm not sure yet.

Hello and welcome
to this week's edition

of America's Most
Notorious Sex Crimes.

Your phone calls last
week helped us capture

Cherry Maraschino,
the Camaro Bandit,

a brazen hussy of a woman
who went to truckstop bars,

got men drunk and
drove off in their Camaros.

But rest assured, she is
now safely behind bars.

Tonight's criminals
began their crime spree

early this morning.

Two sex-starved women,
a secretary and a stripper,

working together as a team
began their murderous rampage.

And now here
is our re-enactment.

We urge children and sensitive
viewers not to watch.

Here is Jeannie, busy at work

while she secretly plots
in deep-seated anger

to kill her boss.

So where's this boss
you called me about?

He's right in there.

I don't understand it.

I've been working here for years

and he hasn't laid
a hand on me yet.

I don't know what else to do.

I stopped wearing
underwear last summer.

Show me where that wuss is.

Right this way, honey.

Look, there he is.

What are you doing in here?

Didn't I tell you
to get back to work?

That's what I'm doing here.

Now I understand that
you ain't been giving

your secretary
the kind of attention

that she deserves

and it's makin' for a lot of
sexual tension around here.

I'm a married man.

What are you implying?

Get him.

What?
Shake them babies.

Stop it, stop it, stop this.
Yeah.

I'm a church-going citizen.

Give it to him good.
Oh, yeah.

Come to momma.

Harder, faster.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Poor man.

He is the victim

of a spurned, sex-starved woman

and her depraved accomplice.

I have never been so
humiliated my whole life before.

They continually defy authority

by shooting at a
number of police officers

while making their getaway.

And if you see these women,

please call us at the Notorious
Sex Crimes Hotline number,

555-9000.

And be careful.

These women are
dangerous in every way.

And now here's the detective

who is personally
handling this case.

Now Jeannie, I don't
know why you've done this,

but I suggest that you and
Betina turn yourselves in.

You'll get a fair
trial, I'll see to that.

I'll also make sure that you get

the best public
defender available.

And now, stay tuned
for our next show,

Beverly Hills Adjacent 90211.

Of all people, my
boyfriend would have to be

assigned to this case.

You're dating that jerk?

I know, I know.

I shoulda come to my
senses a long time ago.

I bet he doesn't even
remember your birthday.

How did you know that?

Oh, I've seen his type before.

All right, let's
go have some fun.

Whoa, whoa.

Hello?

Hi, it's me, Betina.

Oh my God, I saw you on
the news, what happened?

Well, I didn't do it.

Listen, I need to get away
since the cops think I'm guilty.

Remember the passports you
had made with our names wrong?

Do you still have them?

Sure, I still got 'em.

The passport with my photo
and your name will be perfect

for me to get
out of the country.

I'm about two hours outta town.

Do you think you could
meet me halfway tomorrow

to deliver it?
Hold on a second, Betina.

I gotta write this down.

Yeah, I know
where Cadillac Jack's is.

Sure, I'll see you
there tomorrow at noon,

okay,

bye.

Well that's great, does
she have a passport for me?

Why are you asking me this?

What makes you think you're
leaving the country with me?

Well, I don't
wanna go to jail either.

Then get yourself
a good attorney,

one that advertises
on late night television.

Well, thanks a lot.

Can I use the telephone?

Hi Mom, it's me.

Yes, I saw the show on TV.

Mom, it's not true.

Look Mom, I just
need to ask you.

What's that?

Yes, I did send you part
of my last paycheck, okay?

No, no, I'm positive that I did.

You'll be getting it any
day now, okay, you happy?

Look Mom, Mom,

never mind, okay?

I'll call you later.

I'll tell you what,

you come with me tomorrow

and we'll try to
find one of those places

that makes fake IDs.

I'll tell 'em you wanna get
into a bar or something.

You'd do that for me?

Sure, I used to use
fake IDs all the time

when I was a teenager.

Worked every time.

Thanks a lot, Betina.

I really don't know what
I'd do without you right now.

It's the least I can do.

Hurry up, I don't wanna be late.

It's an hour's drive to the
rest stop and I'm starving.

Jeannie, what are you
doing with my clothes on?

Uh,

I thought I needed a
whole different look.

I mean, you seem to have
more than enough to go around.

Well, barely.

What?

Do you see where we are yet?

No, which way is north?

You've got it upside down.

Oh, oh.

Oh then we must
be going the right way.

Good.

We haven't eaten since
yesterday, aren't you starving?

Not really.

Well, I don't get you.

I break all the
speed limits to get here

and you don't
even touch your food.

I'm just not hungry.

You don't get along
with your mother, do you?

You were listening
to what I said to her?

I couldn't help it,
you were loud enough.

You know your mother
can take care of herself.

About time you
started doing the same.

I bet you don't even
know how to have fun.

I do too.

Oh fine, tell me
last time you had fun.

Well, let me think, um,

I had fun when I was picked
head cheerleader in high school.

High school was ten years ago.

Haven't you had
any fun since then?

Well, I've been
going out with Montana

for a couple of years.

I spend a lot of time
keeping him happy.

I can tell, just like
the rest of your family.

But tell me,
when was the last time

you really let yourself go?

I got drunk at
our last office party.

Being drunk doesn't
count, you weren't yourself.

You need to start doing
things differently.

Differently?
Yeah.

You need to take care of
your needs first from now on.

You spend so
much time taking care

of that lousy boyfriend

and that ungrateful
mother of yours.

Why don't you try to do
something for yourself?

How do I do that?

Well, you have
to like yourself first.

Waitress, check
please, we're in a hurry.

You gonna eat that potato?

No, do you want it?

No, we'll take it to go.

It's almost noon, go
wait for me in the car.

Effie'll be here any minute.

Okay.

God, I have been
so worried about you.

How were you able to
get away from the police?

I'll tell
you about it later.

Thanks for coming out here.

Where are you staying?

At a place about an hour
down the road, the Pink Motel.

God, I just wish there
was more I could do.

Look,

here's some money
I've been saving.

I want you to have it.

No, really, that's really sweet.

We have enough already.

Well, I guess you're glad I
didn't get these fixed, huh?

Yeah, just wish I was leaving

on better terms with the law.

Montana, how did you find me?

Be quiet.

I need to talk to you.

I was so worried when I saw
you on that show last night,

but I know you wanna help me.

I want you to turn yourself in.

Turn myself in, are you kidding?

You make it
sound like I'm guilty.

A judge can decide that.

I know how much
you hated your boss.

Well yeah, but
I didn't kill him.

I know that the two of you
have been working like a team.

I know that Betina was
doing all the dirty work

and I know that you were the,
uh, the brains of the operation.

Don't worry, I'll get you
a good public defender.

Public defender my ass,
I'm not going back with you.

We'll argue about this later.

Let me first put
these handcuffs on you.

Get your hands off me.

You're not making
this easy on yourself.

Who's that in the
car with your friend?

In the car?

Oh no, I gotta go.

Sure, take care of yourself.

Start the car.

Hurry up.

Hit it.

Hey, hey,

hey!

You didn't pay your bill.

Come on, no.

Unless you wanna be
booked as an accomplished,

you better tell me
where they're going.

Your guess is as good as mine.

No one's following us,
you can slow down now.

Do I have to?

You just kicked your
boyfriend out of the car.

My ex-boyfriend, that asshole.

I feel so much better now,
like we're suddenly home free.

I wish we were.

What's that?

It's a roadblock.

Should I run it?

No, just go
slow and try to act normal.

You are going to be
so proud of us, boss.

Yeah, we found those two broads.

Good work.

Where are they?

Right outside.

Yeah, you should have
seen the fight they put up.

One of them even kicked in
the headlights on your van.

My van?

Just bring them in here
before I lose my temper.

You got it?

Let me go, you stupid creep.

Can't you see the
mistake you're making?

Proud of us, huh boss?

Yeah, you gotta watch this one.

You need an iron
jock strap around her.

You idiot.

Those aren't the
girls we're looking for.

Those are two bimbos
from that dumb TV show.

Hey, watch who
you're calling names.

Oh,

get her out of here.

They must have mistaken
us for those two girls

since we're such good actresses.

I'll say.

Hey, we should get an
award or something for this.

Yeah, you know, I'm
gonna call my agent

and tell him all about this.

Hey, wait a minute,
don't you take all the credit.

I was the one that fooled him.

I knew how to
play that Busty Betina.

I used to dance with her

before I gave it up
for my acting career.

Actress.

I should have known
when I first laid eyes on you.

Thanks for the compliment.

And listen, I'm sorry for

kicking you earlier.

Don't mention it.

Hey, you wanna see a
little of my table dancing?

Would I ever?

Um.

Thank you, uh, that's plenty.

Hey, hello, thank you.

Hey, she's just getting started.

I was wondering
if you could make

a telephone call for us

and find out where
Betina is nowadays.

Uh, we really need
to get a hold of her.

Yeah, I could do that.

Yeah, the two of
them are like this.

What was the name of that club?

Why are you asking me?

I never worked there.

It, just a minute, it's
coming, it's coming.

Okay, stay calm and
let me do the talking.

Stay calm?

I'm jumping outta my,

oh, hello, Officer.

What seems to be the trouble?

Just a routine check, ma'am.

You're near the state border,

we need to make sure
you're not transporting

any fruit or plants.

This is a quarantined
area, you see?

Oh, don't I know it.

You never know how much trouble

those insect
sprayings can cause.

I'm glad you see the problem.

That's us, two
concerned citizens.

So you're not trying to smuggle
anything past me, are you?

No, but you are welcome
to a strip search if you like.

Do you mind if I take
a look in your car?

No, no, help yourself.

What's in the bag?

Oh, well, no food at all,
just some feminine things.

Where are you
two ladies heading?

North.
East.

Northeast.

Well, you two be careful then.

Hope you brought
a change of clothing.

Does get chilly here at night.

Thank you, Officer.

Attention all officers in
the vicinity of Sundown Desert.

Be on the lookout for two women,

one blonde, one brunette
about mid-twenties.

Names are Jeannie
Laval and Betina Jules,

they're driving a red
convertible, license.

Sorry.

That wouldn't happen to be
the two of you by some chance?

Oh, be serious.

Do I look like a Betina to you?

Can I see some
identification please?

Certainly.

I have my passport right here.

Could you step out of
the car please, ma'am?

Look, see?

Effie's the name.

Anything else I can do for you?

Does seem to be in order.

Effie dear, come on, hurry up.

We're gonna miss
that revival meeting.

Just a minute, you two.

You're both sweating like pigs.

Why are you so nervous?

No reason.

I need to see your ID now.

Mine?

That's what I said.

I lost mine, silly me.

There's something
really strange here.

I'm gonna take the two
of you in for questioning.

No, please don't.

Just step out of the car, ma'am.

Look, flatfoot.

You had the chance to
let us go and you blew it.

Now there's gonna be
a change of plans here.

Just stay calm, ma'am.
Fuck staying calm.

Just do it.

What are you doing?

Now, you shut up.

I want you to take your
gun outta your holster

and put it on the front seat.

And then I want you to slowly
give your handcuffs to her

and turn around.

I don't know what kind
of trouble you two are in,

but you're only gonna
make it a lot worse.

You shut up and do it.
All right, okay, okay.

Okay, now cuff him.

Sorry.

Good, you can take orders.

Now, we're gonna
take a little ride.

Climb in, we
don't wanna be late.

Okay, now floor it outta here.

Okay, now I want
everyone to be quiet.

I have some thinking to do.

We just kidnapped
a police officer

and you have
some thinking to do?

Didn't I just say
I wanted quiet?

Excuse me.

Things are not
going the way I planned.

No kidding.

You two really
aren't a team, are you?

It looks to me like she
makes all the decisions.

What do you mean?

I can tell.

You've gone along with
everything she said all afternoon.

You're right, she does
make all the decisions.

Can I ask you a question?

What's that?

Is kidnapping a police officer
a misdemeanor or a felony?

It's a felony.

I had a feeling it was.

God, what am I gonna do?

Wait, don't, don't cry.

There you go.

Thank you.

You can always
get a good attorney.

Oh no.

There are always
mitigating circumstances.

What do you mean?

Oh, not all situations
are cut and dry.

I mean, there are other reasons
that come into the picture,

why people do
the things they do.

For instance, your friend,

she really seems
angry about something.

Well, you're right.

She was upset that you
didn't let us drive through.

Mm, no.

I think there's
more to it than that.

I wish my boyfriend,
my ex-boyfriend,

had been as
understanding as you.

He's a police detective.

Didn't treat you well, huh?

No, he thought we were guilty.

You aren't, are you?

No.

You are the first
person that said that.

You know, you really ought to be

handling this differently.

You're just getting
yourself deeper into trouble.

I'm finished if anyone
needs to use the bathroom.

Thanks.

What's the matter?

Haven't you ever seen a
woman get undressed before?

Why do you act this way?

What way?

This tough girl routine.

I know you didn't murder anyone.

Why do you run around
acting as if you did?

What's it to you?

What are you, a
part-time attorney?

No, I just hate seeing
innocent people being persecuted.

What are you
really running from?

What are you getting at?

I saw your costumes in the car.

You're a dancer, right?

I'm a stripper, are you happy?

We're not talking about
me, we're talking about you.

Are you happy with what you do?

That's none of your business.

Just answer my question.

I love it.

Hmm, you're lying.

Watch me.

But I hate it.

I do it because
it's all I'm good for.

Where did you
get an idea like that?

If you knew my
father, you'd understand.

He told me that's
all I was good for.

So now I let men look
at me naked all the time.

I don't care anymore.

I don't feel any pain.

I just give 'em what they want.

But what do you want?

What's going on here?

Nothing.
What did you say to her?

Thank you.

Hello.

Oh, hello it's Roxy.

You remember me?

I used to dance at your club.

I remember you.

You still have
two of my costumes.

I hope you're
planning on returning them.

Listen, I need to speak
to Betina's best friend

and I think her name's Effie.

Effie.
What?

It's for you, and you're
late, where were you?

No more questions.

I've had enough for one day.

I'll take it in the back.

Yes hello, Betina?

Oh, hi.

It's Roxy.

You remember me?

I used to dance there
with you and Betina.

Listen, she called me today

and she left a message
from where she was staying

only I didn't get the
second part of the message.

So, um, do you
know where she is?

'Cause it sounded like
it was real important

that I get back to her.

Roxy?

Wait a minute, are you
sure she called you today?

Yeah, and it, and you know what?

It sounded like it was
really long distance too.

Yeah, I guess I should tell you

if she called
you and everything.

She's staying at the Pink Motel.

It's about two hours
straight north of here.

Hey, and thanks a heap.

Listen, I'll give
her your regards.

What time is it?

It's 10:00
in the morning.

Where are you
just coming back from?

Nothing you need to worry
about, did you sleep well?

Oh, I just slept fine.

I wasn't asking you.

Listen, we need
to get a move on.

Staying in one place too
long makes me really nervous.

What the hell is going on?

It's the police, they
finally tracked you down.

It's not the
police, you dickhead.

Then who's out there?

Who is it?

Wait, get down.

You think I got one of them?

You better have.

If I had to wait another
minute to figure out

which room they're in,

I'd blow this whole place up.

Wait until you see someone
move, then let 'em have it.

Oh my God, we're all gonna die!

I think I got one.

Quick, have you
ever fired a gun before?

No, never.
It really figures.

Hey, hold your horses.

I can still hear 'em talking.

Okay, listen, if
you just unhandcuff me,

I'll help you out.
Yeah, right.

Wait a minute, why
they shooting at us?

Shut your mouth.

Look, there's
more of us than them.

I'll cover and
you guys storm 'em.

Yeah, sure we will.

You know, you really could use

one more person
who could fire a gun.

Should I listen to him?

Do what you want, I'm busy.

Just cover me.

I can't believe you did it.

We owe it all to you.

Thanks.
You're welcome.

Now, someday you'll learn
you can trust people.

Get your feet outta my face.

Hello?
Shut up.

Yeah, boss, uh,

we had a little problem.

Do you think we
could get a ride home?

Oh God, I hate you.

Now look, I'm
sure you have a plan

about what you're gonna do next.

I'm just asking
you to reconsider

before you get
yourselves killed.

Can't you just quit
while you're ahead?

Just hear me out.

Now it's obvious that whoever's
using you as target practice

is the guilty party.

Now if I can figure that out,

what makes you think the
police can't do the same thing?

He's got a point there.
Yeah?

And what about
our little escapade

of kidnapping a police officer?

I believe that's still
a felony in most states.

You're right, it is a felony.

Now, just hold on a minute.

No one actually
saw you kidnap me.

I can just say I came upon
you in the middle of a shootout.

I mean, who would question that?

I don't know.

What if you change your mind
after we get back to the city?

Now, why would I
do something like that?

Look, I'm the
first person so far

who's been on your side.

I'm sure I can arrange
a good plea bargain.

It's either that or you
take off down the road

looking over your shoulder
for the rest of your life.

Take off down the road.

You mean you'd let us
walk outta here right now

if we want to?

If that's what you want.

Come on Jeannie,
let's get a move on.

I'm not going.

Look, we'd be a lot
safer in police custody.

Oh yeah, twenty years
in prison is a lot safer.

I don't see it that way.

I'm going back with him.

I hope you decide
to come along with us.

Look, Betina, I don't wanna
see anything bad happen to you.

Yeah, well, I can
take care of myself.

I've been doing it all my life.

Your case would
be a lot stronger

if you turned yourselves in

instead of waiting to be caught.

I'll put in a good word for you.

Okay counselor,
I'll go along with you,

but so help me,

things don't go the
way you promised,

I'll personally
hold you responsible.

Fair enough.

Thanks.

I don't know.

Outta here, get
back here.

Right over here.

I'm telling you,

I was waiting on the corner
for my husband to pick me up.

Try to take it easy.

There's gonna be a lot
of questions after this.

Just be honest.

That's all I ask of you.

Okay.
And remember,

I'm on your side.

Yes.

We've been looking for
these two for quite a few days.

Good work.

Thanks.

If you need me,
I'll be out here.

Well, well, well,
about time you came in.

Do you have uh, any idea
how bad you made me look?

Would you get off my ass?

I can't believe that a
total stranger can tell

that we're innocent

and you immediately
assume that we're guilty.

I'm going by the evidence.

What evidence,
you brainless moron?

How many people
have you put behind bars

just so you could
get a promotion?

Well, that's
privileged information.

You make me sick.

Look, let's not argue.

Don't talk to me
like I'm a detective.

Talk to me like
I'm your boyfriend.

That's for you, the boyfriend.

That's for you, the detective.

I'll take over
for you, big fella.

Wait outside.

Sit down.

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

Look, you two,
we're not here to air out

personal differences.

So, ugh

someone's been murdered.

I know, I saw
the body, we all did.

It was disgusting.

At this point,

all the evidence points to you

and you.

Turning yourselves in, hey,
hey, hey, that was a good move.

It's a good move.

But if you're really innocent,

now, right now,

is the time for you to tell
me your side of the story.

But we are innocent.

I'm glad you're
finally listening to us.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now we also know

that a rather large sum of money

is missing from
the scene of the crime.

Somewhere around
half a million bucks.

If you return that money,

I'll see to it, me personally,

that you're out of here on
bail by the end of the day.

No problem.

Return the money right now?

Yeah, you got ears.

Sure, we can do that,
we had it the whole time.

We spent a few
dollars on meals and gas,

but it's right here.

Where the hell is the money?

Well, you see.
I don't see.

Where is the money?

Well, well, well, that
certainly changes everything,

doesn't it?

Returning that cash would've
shot down your motives

for this crime.

Without it,

you're just as
guilty as I first imagined.

Sorry.

Real sorry.

Money's gone.

Book 'em.

What the fuck did
you do with that money?

It was half a million dollars.

You couldn't have
gone shopping with it.

Just calm down.

I know where it is.

Then give it back.

I can't.

Well, I can, where is it?

It's somewhere nearby.

Okay, this time tell the truth.

Look, I'll give it back
in a couple of days, okay?

A couple of days?

We'll be up the river
in a couple of days!

Great, our dates are here.

Hey, watch it, sister.

Just make sure
you put me in a cell

as far away as
possible from her.

Ow.

New in town?

Gimme a break.

♪ I got the
blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing
'em all night long ♪

♪ I got the
blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing
'em all night long ♪

♪ Well, I try
to do right ♪

♪ But they
done me wrong ♪

♪ Yeah, I got
the blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing
'em all night long ♪

♪ Well, I try
to do right ♪

♪ But they
done me wrong ♪

♪ I got the
blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing
'em all night long ♪

Shut up already!

You know, if you just
stop and hear me out,

I might have some
information on this case

you screwed up already.

You're way
outta your jurisdiction.

Just keep your nose out of this.

How can you still
think these two girls are

guilty of murder?

They're really frightened now.

They need a friend,
not a murder rap.

Get outta my face.

They should have
given back the money

instead of running off
on a wild spree with it.

You ask me,
they're as guilty as sin.

Whatever happened to
innocent until proven guilty?

You don't have a single piece

of concrete
evidence against them.

Oh, I got plenty.

Oh yeah, name one.

It's privileged information.

It's all conjecture.

If you had any real proof,

you would've
charged them by now.

You're just racing around

trying to dig up any false
leads you can nail them with.

God, I don't know how
Jeannie put up with you.

Oh, what do you
know about Jeannie?

Only that she's a lot more
woman than you deserve.

Oh, you're really asking for it.

Take your best shot.

Break it up, break it up.

Did you get that copy of
today's paper I asked you for?

Yeah, it's over here.

The one you're looking through
is from the day you came in.

Thanks.

Hey, did you see that
guy that came in to deliver

the laundry?

What I wouldn't do
to get my hands on him.

Your type?

I'll say.

I'd let him strip
search me any day.

So why don't you
do something about it

instead of talking
about him all the time?

Hey, Miss Smarty Pants.

This isn't exactly a bar

where you can walk up
to him and grab his balls.

These things take time.

I'm trying to read here.

Sorry.

You just wait until I
get paroled outta here.

I'm gonna make a beeline
right after his ass.

Speaking of paroled outta here,

I just got my
get outta jail card.

What are you talking about?

You'll see.

Guard, guard.

Shut your gapin' hole already.

Get my parole
officer on the phone.

Tell him I'm ready
to turn the money in.

Ow.

So now are you gonna tell me
what you did with the money?

Would you just shut up
and trust me for once?

Yeah, right.
Would you two

just keep it down?

Listen, I'm watching
you two this time.

You're not gonna get past me.

Surprised to see us again?

We have a little pit
stop to make on your way.

Let us out of here.

Oh!

Hey, Betina.

Bet you don't
remember me, do you?

The voice is familiar,
but I can't place that face.

Hey, it's me, it's Roxy.

We used to dance
together at the club.

Hey, yunno if it wasn't for me,

those guys wouldn't have
known where to find you.

Thanks a lot, you skank.

Yeah, they picked
us up by mistake,

but we clued 'em in.

I don't know how
they confused us.

We're much
prettier than you two.

I'll say.

You know, as soon as you
hand over that money,

we're gonna get
a cut out of it too.

I remember now.

Didn't you get fired from
the club a few years back

for soliciting?

That was a rumor
that was started

because I was so popular.

You're such a piece of trash.

I don't know how you got
hired there in the first place.

Oh yeah?
She's just jealous,

that's all.

Get outta my face, you
borderline psychotic.

Get out of here, you two.

Yeah, come on
now, scram, beat it.

And you must be Wilamena.

How do you know my name?

From reading the paperwork
that was with all that money.

I bet I know a lot more you
wouldn't like to hear about.

Well if she
wouldn't like to hear it,

then why are you telling it?

No, no, no, no.

Go on.

I wanna hear everything

and you can start
with what you did

with a half a million dollars.

Sure, do you follow
the stock market at all?

Do I look like
the type who would?

Just asking.

Anyway, I've been following
the stock market for years,

watching a stock before
it's right about to soar

and then never having any
capital to do anything about it.

Your suitcase fixed that.

I doubled that
money in three days.

You made a million
bucks in three days?

Would you shut up?

You really made all that
money in three days?

I don't think
you'll like the rest.

I took the money that I made

and bought that
little piece of property

that was listed on the
escrow form in the bag.

You bought it?

Yep, it's in my
name and everything.

Good plan you had, kill the
broker who found you the land

and then steal the money

he would've
contributed to the sale.

I mean, not a bad swindle,

but not a great one either.

Look, I say we
just ice her right now.

That's right, sister.

You know, you've got a
lotta nerve bragging to me

what you did with my deal.

We should get rid of the
both of you right now

while we have the chance.

Oh no, why did
you tell her everything?

I don't think
they'll kill us now.

Oh yeah?

Why not?

Because I still have the
original half million dollars.

And if you kill us,
you'll never find it.

She's got a point, boss.

Yeah, but can we trust her?

Good question.

I'm completely serious.

You'll never locate
the money on your own.

This broad is
really pissing me off.

Let's just rough her
up a little bit, huh?

Until she spills it.

My lips are sealed
until you let us go.

Let you go?

And how do we get our
money if we let you go?

You take us to where
it is, you let us go,

you get the loot,
it's that simple.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, I don't like it.

I don't like it either.

It's a deal.

But if you think
you can get away

without giving us the money,

you are sadly mistaken.

I'm a woman of my words.

Get the woman of
her word outta here.

Hurry up,

unless someone
comes looking for them.

Everybody freeze.

Oh no, what the?

Cody.

Keep your hands up
where I can see 'em.

Okay, you two
come over here with me.

How did you find us?

Never mind, just go out to
the car and call for backups.

And you said you
wanted us outta here.

Good work you two.

I'll up your cut,
uh, twenty bucks.

Get 'em.

What's that, the money?

No, it's my own black bag.

There's something in
here I could really use.

A gun?

Grab the bricks,
grab the bricks.

Right there, right there.

Look man, there they are.

One, two, three.

You think he's okay?

Only one way to find it out.

He's out like a light.

Here, let me try.

Where am I?

Where's my gun?

Don't try to talk now,
you gotta come with us.

What happened?

I felt like I was
being smothered.

Oh, please.

Oh, great.

What are we gonna do with him?

Gotta try to keep him alert.

Cody, Cody, where's
your car, where's your car?

It's just outside.

Okay, that's our next stop.

We gotta go, come on.

Sorry.

Today must be our lucky day.

Today must be our lucky day.

Oh no.

Just keep walking real slow.

Hey, what happened
to that friend of yours?

I don't know.

Why don't you
take a closer look?

Well, you may be able
to overpower my partner,

but you are certainly
no match for me.

Famous last words
if I ever heard 'em.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow, ow, you bitch.

You need to speak to me
with more respect than that.

I am going to get you.

Jeannie, you wanna
take the last shot?

Oh no, I can't.

Sure you can, come on.

Do it once and
prove it to yourself.

Okay, if you say so.

You're good now.

I can't believe I did it.

Let's get outta here
and call the police.

You two ain't going nowhere.

I'll say, you two
walk out that door

and we lose our entire cut.

If you wanna leave, you're
gonna have to go through us.

Which one of
you two said earlier

that you are much
prettier than us?

That was me.

I thought so.

And the next time
you wanna reach out

and touch an old friend,

call collect.

Congratulations.

I owe it all to
you, that was fun.

I told you.

Where did you come from?

You two were great.

Keep moving.

I'm not finished yet,
I'll see you two in court.

By the way, I
have another question.

If you use somebody
else's money to invest

in the stock market,

is it a misdemeanor or a felony
if you plan to give it back?

I don't know about that one,

but I'm sure I can get the
first offense thrown outta court.

Maybe nobody needs
to know about this one.

Do you mean it?
Sure.

Just as long as you promise

never to kidnap anymore
policemen in the future.

Not even a willing officer?

Case dismissed.

Jeannie, I heard
about your day in court.

I guess even the guilty can
get off scot-free in our system.

What do you got there?

This is all your stuff
you left at my apartment.

You can have it back.

You can't be serious.

More than I've ever been.

I don't want you
coming by anymore.

Oh, and by the way,

this is not

my underwear.

You're never gonna be
able to find someone else

who treats you like I do.

God, I hope not.

And now it is

Alright, ladies, on account
of your good behavior,

you're gonna
get a special treat.

I want you to give
a warm welcome

to Betina and the Cell Busters!

♪ I'm just a hard-working
girl trying to make a dime ♪

♪ Always out looking
for a good time ♪

♪ I make my money
the old-fashioned way ♪

♪ Shakin' it up
good to earn my pay ♪

♪ Love to hear the
boys when they yell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little
girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ I'm looking for
good-looking men every day ♪

♪ Every once in a while
one comes my way ♪

♪ He makes me crazy
with his pretty boy smile ♪

♪ A little sweet talk, I
let him stay a while ♪

♪ He knows what I
do and I do it so well ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little
girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ Come on baby,
show me your stuff ♪

♪ Come on baby, show
me what you're made of ♪

♪ Come on baby, 'cause too
much of you is never enough ♪

♪ When I blow this joint,
that's when the fun begins ♪

♪ I put my honey in my
car and take a spin ♪

♪ He's racing my engine,
ooh I love how it feels ♪

♪ He's in the driver's seat
with his hands on the wheel ♪

♪ He can take me anywhere,
I'm under his spell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little
girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ Come on baby,
show me your stuff ♪

♪ Come on baby, show
me what you're made of ♪

♪ Come on baby, 'cause too
much of you is never enough ♪

♪ When I blow this joint,
that's when the fun begins ♪

♪ I pull my honey in my
car and take a spin ♪

♪ 'Cause racing my engine,
ooh, I love how it feels ♪

♪ He's in the driver's seat
with his hands on the wheel ♪

♪ He can take me anywhere,
I'm under his spell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little
girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ I'm a sweet ♪

♪ Sweet little girl ♪

♪ I'm a sweet ♪

♪ I'm a
sweet little girl ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little
girl with a body to sell ♪

I'd like to dedicate this song

to two people who
really, really made

a difference in my life.

I'm talking
about the two guards.

Just kidding.

I'm talking about
Jeannie and Cody.

♪ You wanna see me
in a little tight skirt? ♪

♪ You wanna see
me tease and flirt ♪

♪ You wanna see
me in a little tight shirt ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me
put on red hot lips? ♪

♪ You wanna see
me shake my hips? ♪

♪ I know you just
wanna get your kicks ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ No good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ You want high
heels on my feet? ♪

♪ Don't you know that
I'm soft and sweet? ♪

♪ I'm not just any
candy you can eat ♪

♪ No, no good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me
come out and play ♪

♪ Wearing sexy
black lingerie ♪

♪ And send your rocket
through my Milky Way ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls
don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe you do too ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪