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Time Keeps On Slipping
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Go get it, boy.
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How about a romantic ride
in one of those swan boats?
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They're dangerous,
but I've mastered them.
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Those aren't swan boats.
They're swans.
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That explains these boat eggs.
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Pitiful ballplayers of Earth...
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...I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate,
commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.
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For generations, your planet has lived
in peace with our home world.
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But now, for no reason...
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...we challenge you to defend
your honor on the basketball court.
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Will no one meet our challenge?
Have none of you Earthlings game?
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- What happens if we lose?
- Nothing. There's nothing at stake...
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...beyond the shame of defeat.
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This will not stand.
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I'll take you on,
you air-balling bozos.
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You, old man? Sweet Clyde,
laugh derisively at him.
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I may be an old man...
In fact, I'm fairly sure I am...
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...but I'll put you
Globetrotters in your place...
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...with my team of mutant
atomic supermen!
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Behold! My mutant atomic supermen.
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- They're only a foot high.
- They're still young.
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Mere atomic superboys, really.
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We'll speed up their growth with
time particles called Cronotons.
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- Those destroyed an entire civili...
- Good news, everyone.
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You're off to the Tempest Nebula
to gather Cronotons.
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Hey, Leela, look at me.
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Your face can take a lot of punishment.
Good to know.
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There's a lot about my face you don't
know. You and it should get acquainted.
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- Cool your jets, hotshot.
- Why won't you go out with me?
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- We both know there's something there.
- No, I mean, cool your jets...
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...they're melting Bender's face.
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- Here you go. Hot off the nebula.
- None too soon.
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The Trotters held a news conference
to announce that I was a jive sucker.
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Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Marv Albert here at
Madison Cube Garden...
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...where the Globetrotters take on a
squad of atomic supermen...
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...in what should be a by-the-numbers
contest with no surprises whatsoever.
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Here's the tip-off. Globetrotter ball.
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Clyde Dixon to Bubblegum Tate.
Drives downcourt...
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...and Curly Joe from the rear.
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- That one grabbed his behindus.
- Quiet!
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Who dares laugh at
the Jesters of Dunk?
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We came to terrify and humiliate you,
not tickle your funny bones.
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Watch as I embarrass your civilization
by passing the ball to Curly Joe.
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Only to have it remain
in my hands with elastic.
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Boo!
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And perhaps this will wipe
the smiles from your faces.
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Goose goes up.
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Rejected. Agrow-treant
from half court. Yes!
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GLOBETROTTERS - 42
SUPERMEN - 45
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Supermen lead 45-42.
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Aracneon with the steal.
Thorais from downtown.
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Yes! He's showing us what a man
with a cannon in his chest can do.
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No showboating, you atomic hotdog.
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And that's the half, with the Supermen
up 48-42. Surprisingly dull so far.
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The Trotters are down by six.
Reactions?
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We planned to trail at the half, thus
deepening Earth's eventual humiliation.
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Also, what game
were the refs watching?
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Curly Joe, easily amused by his own
antics, continues to wreak havoc on...
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- What the...?
- What happened?
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What was that?
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Did everything just jump around?
Or did my brain just stroke off there?
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Something very strange
has just happened...
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...in this game between space clowns
and atomic monsters.
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Time-out. Time-out.
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- What's happening?
- We're lurching forward in time...
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...like a needle skipping
on a record.
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- What's causing it? Is it my outfit?
- No.
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It must have something to do
with those time particles I used.
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Time and space are ripping apart
at the seams.
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- Oops.
- Oh, great.
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Now, on top of everything,
we need a new fifth man.
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Put me in. I wanna show Leela
my skills.
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- Will said skills pay the bills?
- Who cares?
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We're 35 points ahead with two
minutes left. What could possibly...?
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Globetrotters win, 244-86.
A dark day for humanity, folks.
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We have been beaten in basketball.
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- Yeah, that's how we do it.
- How's that?
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You are all fools
of the highest caliber.
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I don't know what you did, Fry,
but you screwed up.
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Now all the planets are gonna
crack wise about our mamas.
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- I'm glad my fat mama isn't alive.
- Enough about your promiscuous mom...
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...we have bigger problems.
This time disruption is serious.
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Damn right, man.
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This chronological wang-dang-doodle
could destroy the matrix of reality.
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- Tate, what do you know about this?
- Not much yet...
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...but I am senior lecturer in physics
at Globetrotter U. I'd like to help.
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- You're that Bubblegum Tate?
- I sure ain't his grandma. Look here.
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We got an excess of Cronotons
in the subatomic interstices.
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Yes, I see.
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Something involving that many big
words could destabilize time itself.
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- Is that a problem?
- Indeed.
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At this rate, by Tuesday it'll be
Thursday. By Wednesday it'll be August.
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And by Thursday, it will be the end
of existence as we know it.
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I have to ask you to clear out. The
circus needs to set up for tomorrow's...
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Time continues to skip forwardrandomly.
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Details at 1 1...This is the news at 1 1.
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The unexplained...Turning to entertainment news...
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... teen singer Wendy might be the...Won three Grammys last night...
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- Found dead in her bathtub.
- Interesting.
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We behave normally during the time
skips, but we have no memory of it.
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- You mean we just...
- My, yes. Just like that.
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- Any luck, Bubblegum?
- Not yet.
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00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:19,642 X1:113 X2:602 Y1:450 Y2:516
- Hope you don't mind if I dribble.
- Not if you grant me the same liberty.
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Bubblegum, I'm a huge fan of your
work, both on and off the court.
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- Can I be a Globetrotter?
- Shut up, turkey.
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Bubblegum, look. The background
time radiation is fluctuating wildly.
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That sucker's shaking like fine booty.
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I'm no physicist, but I think I know
how to stop the skipping. We'll just...
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I don't know how this was
supposed to work.
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I hope you find out what's
wrong before we skip my birthd...
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- Happy birthday, Amy.
- Hooray, look at all these presents.
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I hope we all have as much fun
tomorrow at my birth... What?
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00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:08,731 X1:157 X2:561 Y1:455 Y2:516
I've set up a time-proof shelter
in the closet.
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00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:11,407 X1:216 X2:502 Y1:455 Y2:516
You're the one I want
to share it with.
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Fry, that's so sweet. Let me see.
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00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,291 X1:204 X2:514 Y1:451 Y2:516
How will this protect us
from time jumps?
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00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:26,766 X1:111 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516
Because when we're together in here,
baby, time will stand still.
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- Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry?
- Leela, I would be honored.
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00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:43,290 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516
- does the worst W.C. Fields
imitation I've ever seen. Zoidberg?
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00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:46,132 X1:108 X2:607 Y1:490 Y2:516
Sorry, you must have been boring me.
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00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:50,406 X1:155 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:516
The thing is, Fry is very sweet.
But he's so immature.
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00:10:50,573 --> 00:10:54,043 X1:184 X2:531 Y1:456 Y2:516
I love his boyish charm,
but I hate his childishness.
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00:10:54,253 --> 00:11:00,601 X1:111 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516
So he's not perfect. You don't wanna
end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!
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00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,281 X1:243 X2:473 Y1:490 Y2:516
You were saying?
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00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:13,083 X1:094 X2:621 Y1:451 Y2:516
There it is. The Tempest Nebula.
Take a whiff through the Smell-a-Scope.
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00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:18,486 X1:157 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:516
- What's that funky jazz?
- The odor of pure time leaking.
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When we removed the Cronotons,
it destabilized the nebula...
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...causing time skips
throughout the universe.
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- Let Bubblegum tell it.
- Pretend these balls are time particles.
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00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:33,884 X1:167 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516
As the nebula bounce-passes
them off us...
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00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:38,843 X1:116 X2:600 Y1:455 Y2:516
...they cause dents, or "time skips."
- You are so smart.
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00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:44,127 X1:107 X2:610 Y1:451 Y2:516
What if we were to move this star
cluster to these algebraic coordinates?
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Their gravity may divert the Cronotons
to the empty side of the universe.
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00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:51,332 X1:244 X2:473 Y1:490 Y2:516
But is it possible?
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00:11:51,573 --> 00:11:54,531 X1:201 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516
Moving stars requires
a bad-ass gravity pump.
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We'd need all the money
on Earth to build...
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Here's funding. It better work. We can't
spend all of Earth's money every day.
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- How long will it take to build?
- It won't be easy.
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A jim-jam this complex might
take months or even...
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There we are. One gravity pump.
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00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:19,130 X1:193 X2:525 Y1:456 Y2:516
Powerful enough to move
the stars themselves.
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00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:22,888 X1:158 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516
Now to begin the arduous task
of attaching it to the ship...
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Off you go, apparently.
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00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:37,569 X1:157 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516
Easy, Leela. Just finger-roll
that star to the cosmic basket.
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00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:40,008 X1:236 X2:477 Y1:495 Y2:516
Just a few more...
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...hundred thousand miles.
150
00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:46,445 X1:317 X2:398 Y1:495 Y2:516
There.
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Nothing but nebula.
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I think we've stopped the time skips.
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00:12:56,093 --> 00:12:58,084 X1:242 X2:473 Y1:451 Y2:516
- All right.
- Hooray for Leela.
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What better way to celebrate
than by showing Bubblegum...
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...the Globetrotter uniform I made.
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Let me see.
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00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:08,287 X1:266 X2:449 Y1:493 Y2:516
Hello, lawsuit.
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00:13:08,493 --> 00:13:13,613 X1:105 X2:610 Y1:451 Y2:516
I want you to know I think the way
you moved those stars was wonderful.
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I got you something.
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00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:20,332 X1:144 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516
Moderately priced, non-vintage
champagne? How did you know?
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00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:25,402 X1:112 X2:602 Y1:451 Y2:516
You deserve it. Nobody ever stops to
tell you what a great captain you are.
162
00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:27,450 X1:186 X2:528 Y1:495 Y2:516
That is so true and sweet.
163
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:31,851 X1:143 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516
You're smart, beautiful, and best
of all, you'll go out with me?
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00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,772 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:490 Y2:516
Fry, please try to understand.
165
00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:38,204 X1:172 X2:543 Y1:455 Y2:516
You're a man. I'm a woman.
We're too different.
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00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:42,889 X1:095 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:516
Bubblegum might let me organize a bake
sale for the Globetrotter wives.
167
00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:48,127 X1:107 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Can you teach me to make cupcakes?
- All right. I want to lick the beaters.
168
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I got her champagne.
What does a guy have to do?
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Eighty-six the chump stuff.
170
00:13:54,373 --> 00:14:00,289 X1:104 X2:610 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's time to win Leela's heart with
a showy, three-point romantic gesture.
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00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:05,089 X1:167 X2:548 Y1:451 Y2:516
Maybe this is the moment
to show her my real surprise.
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00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:13,127 X1:104 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Fry, what are you doing?
- Time to boogie on down to the sauna.
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00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:16,690 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:450 Y2:516
I've been studying how to pilot.
Impressed?
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Yeah, actually. You're doing okay.
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00:14:19,773 --> 00:14:22,571 X1:126 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:516
The reactor temperature is nominal.
The blinker's off.
176
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:26,123 X1:102 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:516
I learned to work the gravity pump too,
in case we need it.
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- So are we dating now?
- Is that what this is all about?
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Please, cut it out now.
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00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:36,730 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:516
I know there's some perfect thing
I can do to make you love me.
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- When I figure out what it is...
- I don't wanna hurt you...
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...but there is absolutely, positively
no way that you and I will ever...
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- man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
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He looks radiant.
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00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:07,486 X1:149 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516
Bubblegum, we failed.
The time skips haven't stopped.
185
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:10,924 X1:176 X2:540 Y1:061 Y2:121
Even in these formal shorts,
I feel like a failure.
186
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,408 X1:136 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516
You tricked me into marrying you,
didn't you?
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00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:14,562 X1:265 X2:450 Y1:495 Y2:516
Of course not.
188
00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:19,324 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516
- How'd you do it? Drugs? Hypnosis?
- No, drugs are for losers.
189
00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:22,291 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:451 Y2:516
And hypnosis is for losers
with big eyebrows.
190
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I don't know what I did to make
you love me. But we're married now.
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00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:31,408 X1:144 X2:573 Y1:455 Y2:516
- We've got the rest of our lives...
- The divorce is final.
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- What?
- Let's divide up the china.
193
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I'll take the NFC helmets,
and you can have the AFC.
194
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,722 X1:180 X2:535 Y1:490 Y2:516
Fine. Break my heart again.
195
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:45,092 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:450 Y2:516
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You lost the woman of your dreams...
196
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:49,371 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516
...but you still have Zoidberg.
You all still have Zoidberg.
197
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:54,010 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516
How did I get Leela to love me?
I've got to figure it out.
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00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:58,172 X1:122 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516
- Maybe you're just a fantastic lover.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
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00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:01,331 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:455 Y2:516
Maybe she'd come back if
I were a Globetrotter.
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00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:04,724 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:454 Y2:516
- What do you say, Bubblegum?
- Hell, no.
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It's hopeless. I did something
so great it won Leela's heart...
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00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:14,208 X1:163 X2:552 Y1:450 Y2:516
...and I'll never, ever know
what it was. My life is empty.
203
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Zoidberg.
204
00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:22,804 X1:098 X2:617 Y1:451 Y2:516
No wonder we failed. Diverting
Cronotons is mathematically impossible.
205
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:26,852 X1:165 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516
I knew I should have checked
your showboating algebra.
206
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,886 X1:150 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:516
I thought you knew that algebra
was all razzmatazz.
207
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:34,689 X1:112 X2:603 Y1:451 Y2:516
A Globetrotter always saves the good
algebra for the final minutes.
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Vintage Bubblegum.
209
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:42,210 X1:134 X2:581 Y1:451 Y2:516
The time skips are worse. Isolated
spots are jumping by years. Look.
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00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,171 X1:214 X2:500 Y1:490 Y2:516
Stupid senior citizens!
211
00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:49,572 X1:109 X2:607 Y1:451 Y2:516
Why should we pay for their benefits?
I deserve free money!
212
00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:55,723 X1:113 X2:604 Y1:455 Y2:516
I'm stumped. We'll have to call in the
finest scientific minds in the univer...
213
00:16:55,973 --> 00:17:00,728 X1:121 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516
We could explode the whole nebula.
What do you think, Curly Joe?
214
00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:05,967 X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:516
An explosion big enough to destroy that
mama would take out half the universe.
215
00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:11,167 X1:110 X2:606 Y1:451 Y2:516
You got to Globetrotter that explosion
up a little. Make it an implosion.
216
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,523 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:490 Y2:516
By God, Sweet Clyde is right.
217
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:18,892 X1:114 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516
An implosion might form a black hole
that'd stop Cronotons from escaping.
218
00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:21,926 X1:212 X2:504 Y1:451 Y2:516
Whoa, slow that
brain train down, prof.
219
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:25,290 X1:217 X2:498 Y1:450 Y2:516
We'd need some kind
of doomsday device.
220
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:31,529 X1:116 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:516
Doomsday device?
Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court.
221
00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:37,724 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:516
I suppose I could part with one
and still be feared.
222
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,761 X1:118 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:516
Give me some skin, prof. I'm making
you an honorary Globetrotter.
223
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:45,443 X1:146 X2:571 Y1:450 Y2:516
In fact, everybody in this room's
an honorary Globetrotter.
224
00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:48,486 X1:239 X2:477 Y1:494 Y2:516
I'm a Globetrotter!
225
00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:51,243 X1:229 X2:487 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Did you say...?
- Too late, hot plate.
226
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:52,772 X1:324 X2:391 Y1:490 Y2:516
Crap!
227
00:17:57,853 --> 00:18:04,088 X1:100 X2:614 Y1:451 Y2:516
We must leave now, for we are needed
elsewhere. But we wish you Godspeed.
228
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:10,282 X1:116 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516
Please. Please let me come with you.
I can make myself taller.
229
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,491 X1:200 X2:515 Y1:456 Y2:516
You can talk trash.
You can handle the ball.
230
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:18,403 X1:155 X2:564 Y1:451 Y2:516
But ask yourself, are you funky
enough to be a Globetrotter?
231
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:20,530 X1:296 X2:421 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Are you?
- Yes.
232
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,408 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Are you?
- I mean, with time my funk level...
233
00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,002 X1:296 X2:421 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Are you?
- No.
234
00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:29,450 X1:280 X2:436 Y1:495 Y2:516
Deal with it.
235
00:18:46,373 --> 00:18:49,524 X1:123 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Careful with that doomsday device.
- What does it matter?
236
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,649 X1:182 X2:533 Y1:494 Y2:516
I'll never be a Globetrotter.
237
00:18:51,813 --> 00:18:55,647 X1:148 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516
My life, and, by extension,
everyone else's, is meaningless.
238
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:57,292 X1:315 X2:398 Y1:490 Y2:516
Roger.
239
00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:01,287 X1:185 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516
Leela, I don't know what
I did to make you love me.
240
00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:04,490 X1:188 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516
I don't think I tricked you,
but maybe I did.
241
00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:08,328 X1:208 X2:507 Y1:450 Y2:516
- And if I did, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Fry.
242
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:11,531 X1:129 X2:586 Y1:455 Y2:516
- You know we'll always be friends.
- Yeah.
243
00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:16,324 X1:108 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516
I don't guess anything I do will make
you feel for me the way I feel for you.
244
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:19,093 X1:282 X2:434 Y1:490 Y2:516
I guess not.
245
00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:24,289 X1:156 X2:558 Y1:490 Y2:516
The doomsday device is ready.
246
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:29,806 X1:107 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516
Maybe blasting this space into a storm
of nothingness will cheer me up.
247
00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:34,490 X1:154 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516
Okay, let me just take
the ship out to a safe distance.
248
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:38,803 X1:204 X2:511 Y1:450 Y2:516
Actually, I think I'll go
and prep the detonator.
249
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,408 X1:136 X2:579 Y1:489 Y2:516
Fry, why don't you take the helm.
250
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,132 X1:259 X2:456 Y1:489 Y2:516
She's so great.
251
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:51,286 X1:176 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:516
I almost remember the thing
I did to make her love me.
252
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,012 X1:256 X2:459 Y1:495 Y2:516
But I never will.
253
00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:59,567 X1:105 X2:612 Y1:455 Y2:516
Sorry, buddy. I too know what it's like
to have a dream I'll never achieve.
254
00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:25,125 X1:138 X2:577 Y1:455 Y2:516
That's how I did it. I moved
the stars to write her a love note.
255
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:31,329 X1:156 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Detonation in three, two, one.
- No!
256
00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:43,045 X1:262 X2:455 Y1:490 Y2:516
Did you see it?
257
00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:45,892 X1:209 X2:506 Y1:451 Y2:516
- The explosion?
- No, not the explosion.
258
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Then what?
259
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Nothing.
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