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Daddy, remember that tutoring you wanted me to take for math?
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It's gonna be fifty dollars an hour.
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Fifty dollars an hour?
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Well, I got the bad news from the periodontist.
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Six months worth of gum work, eight hundred dollars a month.
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Eight hundred dollars a month?!
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Mail's here.
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Did you know Congress still spends two hundred and fifty billion a year on the military?
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Two hundred and fifty billion a year?!!
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Dammit, that's it, Daria!
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What am I? Made of money?
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Jake, were you listening? Daria said...
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Tutoring, dental work, Congress! I'm not a machine, dammit!
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I'm a man! For once in my stinkin' life, show a little...
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Oh, Jakey, not again.
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It's my eye! Oh, God, it's my eye!
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Oh, no! Get the camera.
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No camera, Daria.
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Remember what the doctor said last time you burst a blood vessel?
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Yeah, he said it would be two hundred dollars.
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Before that.
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He said we need to cut down on your stress, and we're going to do that this weekend.
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We're going camping like we used to before...
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I'll take Friday off and we'll make a long weekend of it.
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You're going to take a day off?
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Daria, a healthy happy family comes before work. Always.
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Besides, I have vacation time coming and Eric told me that if I don't use it, I lose it.
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Dammit! Those bastards aren't gonna take away my days.
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Come on, Jake, let's find the painkillers.
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Don't worry about us, Mom. We'll be fine. Right, Daria?
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Absolutely. No guests, no late nights...
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Don't even bother, girls. You're coming with us.
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Dammit, Daria! You could've sounded like you meant it!
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Dammit! It's my turn to say dammit!
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Guano see some gutsy climbing?
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Scaling the world's tallest pile of seagull droppings, next on Sick, Sad World.
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Lemme get this straight.
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You, Jake, Helen, and Princess Grace are going camping?
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Like in the woods camping?
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I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship.
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I do envy you.
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Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain, and you'll have to be destroyed.
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Do you know where I'll be this weekend?
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The Lane family reunion.
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Dozens of Lanes from all over the country converging in one Midwestern split-level
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to remind themselves why they scattered in the first place.
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I didn't think your parents would be caught dead at something like that.
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They wouldn't. We're the black sheep of the clan.
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We're only invited because hating us brings them all closer together.
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My parents are much too smart to fall for that trick.
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I thought so.
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So, they're sending me and Trent as their representatives.
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You know, a weekend in the woods is starting to look pretty good.
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A weekend on the world's tallest pile of seagull droppings is starting to look pretty good.
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"Give my regards to Broadway
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Remember me to Harold's Square
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Tell all the gang at 42nd Street
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That I will soon be there... "
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Is this great, or what?
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For the next 72 hours, we're going to live off what nature send our way! See that stream?
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That's our drinking water!
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See those berries! That's our breakfast!
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See that skeleton? That's our future.
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Made you look.
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Trent. Trent. Trent!
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Officer it's not even my car. Ah, Janey. What?
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Let's talk strategy. I don't wanna arrive without a plan.
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Hey, I already thought of that.
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As soon as we get there, we find a bar, and we don't leave it until we're unconscious.
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Good plan. But, first of all, they probably wouldn't serve me.
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Second, I don't want to pass out.
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And third, sometimes before you pass out,
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you'll decide it's time to be honest with everyone.
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Oh, yeah. Bad idea.
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Don't want to be honest with Aunt Ellie about her vacation pictures.
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Or Cousin Jimmy about his modeling career.
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Or Aunt Bernice about her hats.
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Who's Aunt Bernice?
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You know, from Middlebury? She wears those straw hats.
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Thinks they're country or something.
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They look like the kind they put on horses to keep the sun off their heads.
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You say she's from Middlebury?
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So, we'd be flying out of the same airport.
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Yeah, yeah, Janey. What's your point?
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Hello, Trent.
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Um... hello, Aunt Bernice. I like your hat.
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Total isolation!
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No phone, no fax, no e-mail, no voicemail!
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No way to contact the outside world! What a luxury.
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Tonight, we'll tell spooky stories around the campfire.
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Tomorrow, we hike till we drop!
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Just like we used to.
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Remember?
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We were so relaxed in those days.
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You can't hike in these damn earth shoes!
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They make you tilt!
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Come on, Jake, just dig the scene!
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Oh, all right. It is a stone groove.
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We're lucky we got here before the oil companies pave it all over.
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And put up a parking lot.
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Capitalist vultures! Off the fat cats!
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It's so out of sight that we're going to camp with nothing but our tent and sleeping bags.
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Sleeping bag.
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We don't need big business electricity!
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We don't need manufactured foods!
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We don't need chemically-softened toilet paper!
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We don't?
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Girls, doesn't all this beauty take you right out of yourselves?
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Daria?
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I think I'm getting a chill.
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If you don't mind, I'm gonna crawl back into myself for a while.
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What about you Quinn?
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No phone???
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Do you see any buses or taxis?
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I see no mass transit of any kind.
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Well, we got no way to get to the party.
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Might as well catch a flight home.
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We gave it our best shot.
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Damn! Hey, it's Aunt Bernice! She rented a car!
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Hey, Aunt Bernice!
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We should have started this earlier.
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You sound like my father.
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What?
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Oh, he knew everything about camping.
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Course, he had a different approach! No tent for Mad Dog Morgendorffer!
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Oh, no! No sleeping bag, either!
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You lash some damn sticks together for a lean-to, slept on a bunch of pine needles,
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and if it rained, well, tough crap!
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No tent for Mad Dog Morgendorffer, and no tent for little Jakey, either!
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That's good, honey. You're letting out some of that tension.
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Why couldn't he just love me for who I was?
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All right, Jake... um, now you're letting out too much tension.
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Why did he think I was still wetting the bed at fifteen? Oh, hi, girls!
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So let's just walk in and meet them straight on.
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They're not going to intimidate us.
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No way.
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Hey, I think I left my in-flight magazine back there.
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We better go get it.
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Jane. Trent. I might have known you'd come looking like this.
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Then, lying there in the darkness, the boy heard a tiny splashing sound.
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Like waves on a faraway shore. Except...
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the nearest ocean was a hundred miles away.
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The boy reached out for his sleeping father...
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but he was gone.
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Shaking with fear, the boy stumbled out of the rickety lean-to, and that's when he saw it:
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his father, sitting alone at the campfire.
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Alone... with a whole case of beer!
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The selfish old bastard was wasted again.
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And how's your sister Penny?
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I think she's a little disappointed in the Mexican job market.
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She may try Nicaragua next.
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And how's your brother Wind?
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He's thinking about getting remarried if he can just figure out whether his divorces were legal.
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How about your sister Summer?
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You know, the private detectives found three out of her four kids.
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Really!
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"You're a vampire?" she whispered to the pale stranger with the brooding eyes.
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She felt her bosom blush and heave with excitement.
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"You've come to take my blood!"
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"Your blood?" he laughed.
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"Oh, there's time enough to take your blood.
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Tonight I'm going to take your... "
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"... take your pulse!
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To make sure that, you know, the blood will be there when I come back. "
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I always liked you, Trent.
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You were my favorite.
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And why is that, Uncle Max?
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Cuz you're a bum! You're a lousy bum!
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You're a rotten bum! You remind me of myself! You know why?
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Cuz I'm a bum.
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That's right, ya bum!
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So Cinderella said, "I can't go to the ball in these rags. "
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And her fairy godmother waved her wand and behold, she was wearing a gown of silver and gold.
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Big clunky silver and gold sequins,
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like you wouldn't wear to one of those seventies nostalgia proms,
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much less a formal party at a palace.
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And when she went to check out herself in the mirror,
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the one that usually made her look thin, instead she looked bloated!
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Quinn, honey, is this really a scary story?
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Wait! I haven't gotten to the shoes yet!
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Janey?
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Yes, Grandma?
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Come closer.
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Yes, Grandma?
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Closer.
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Yes, Grandma?
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Closer.
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Yes, Grandma?
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What the hell is wrong with you!
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So the witch tore Hansel's arm off, popped it in her mouth, said, "Hey, pretty good,"
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and within minutes had devoured the rest of his body,
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leaving only the lower intestine for fear of bacteria.
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Gretel she decided she wanted to hold onto for a while,
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so she crammed her into the freezer the best she could.
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Daria?
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Yes, Quinn?
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Do you feel weird sharing a tent?
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As long as it's with you and not a bear, I guess I'm okay with it.
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Remember when we were little and we shared a room?
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Yes, Quinn.
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I hated that.
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So did I.
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It's fun to reminisce, isn't it?
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You bet.
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Janey?
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Yeah, Trent?
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Do you feel weird sharing a room?
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We've done it before.
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Yeah, but not really like this.
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Hey, hold it down guys, okay? I'm trying to sleep!
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Ow! Watch it!
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Oops, sorry. Thought you were a pillow!
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I wasn't talking to you!
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Wait, were you talking to me?
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Well, who else? Ow! Watch it!
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Sorry. Thought you were a pillow.
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Daria, Quinn, get up. I need you. Your father's in a sickening mood.
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Are they decent, Helen?
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Yes, Jake.
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Up and at 'em, ladies!
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Time to join the forest morning, already in progress.
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Breakfast is on Mother Nature. Yum!
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Meet you around the fire in five minutes!
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Please, girls. I'm afraid I may hurt him.
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Janey... what time is it?
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How should I know?
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Even if I could manage get my watch on at this hour, my eyes are too blurry to read it.
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It's seven o'clock, dear!
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We're getting an early start because today's the family croquet tournament!
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Janey, it's seven o'clock on a Saturday, and we're awake.
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Soon the wooden balls will begin clacking. Clack... clack.
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We gotta get out of here.
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Was that breakfast great, kiddo?
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Actually, uh, I'm not a real berry person, Dad.
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I sort of didn't eat mine. I'm waiting for lunch.
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Oh, well, you're gonna love my roasted acorns a la Jake!
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Can you believe the whole continent used to look like this?
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It makes me yearn for the past.
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Look at that, Daria: a fork in the trail.
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If you go one way, you can't go the other.
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This is going to depress me, isn't it?
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This way over here leads to an entry-level job.
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A little bit of money in your pocket.
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Soon, you're wearing a suit and tie every day like all the other faceless saps,
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living in a boring little house in a bland little town,
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and doing so well you're in debt up to your disappearing hair!
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That's where that trail leads, Daria.
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I guess that other trail is the one that leads to personal and spiritual satisfaction.
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That's why they don't want you to take it.
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Dammit, Daria! You're brilliant!
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Wait! It was a joke?
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I wish your father would stay where we can see him.
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What's Dad so worked up about, anyway?
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Oh, Quinn. It's not easy being an adult.
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He can drive, he never has to take a pop quiz,
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and he can order a mimosa anytime he wants.
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What's the problem?
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He's... it's hard for you to understand.
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You're like a fresh new bud, just on the threshold of opening.
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Mom! You're not going to talk about puberty, are you?
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Quinn, everywhere you look you see doors opening.
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Everywhere your father looks, he sees doors closing.
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A long corridor of doors slamming shut, and at the very end,
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there is one open door he must someday enter... and never may he return.
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I can't go on. Leave me here.
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Muh-om?
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Go on, Quinn. You're so young, so beautiful.
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You should lead the tribe into the new century.
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What tribe? Mom, what's wrong with you?
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Now go tell Gray Fox I have given my blessing.
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Dariaaaaa!
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Dad, I don't think this is a good idea.
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It's not cautious, is it, Daria?
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It's not the sort of thing a responsible family man would do.
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Are you feeling okay? You look kind of pale.
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Maybe you think we should go be to camp, huh?
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You go back to camp, Daria! I'm going to see what... who is down this trail.
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You hear that, old man? I don't care what happens to me Daria!
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I'm past feeling pain. Ow! Dammit!
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Dariaaaaa!
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Come on, Dad. Quinn needs us.
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I'm not done with you yet, old man!
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Quinn? What's wrong with Mom?
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She was talking about buds and doors and stuff
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and then she told me to lead the tribe and she fell asleep.
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Helen?
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Wha...? Oh! Jake, honey, you had us a little worried.
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You had us worried, Mom.
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That's funny, I don't remember being worried about anyone.
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Quinn said you were talking about some kind of tribe?
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No, honey, the tide!
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I was saying we ought to set sail while the tide's still high.
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Dad?
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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Your Mom sounds a little nutty but she's making perfect sense.
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She is?
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Sure! If we try to sail at low tide and ran aground,
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we'd be sitting ducks for Captain Cutless' men.
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I don't know about you,
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but I don't want to be skinned alive and thrown to the sharks, right girls?
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Come on, let's go gather some provisions!
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This is really scary, Daria.
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All right, let's not get panicked.
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We're going to look at the situation calmly and objectively. Agreed?
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Okay.
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We're out in the middle of nowhere, nobody knows we're here,
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we have no way to contact anyone, and our parents have gone insane.
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Yes.
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This is really scary, Quinn.
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But why did they go insane?
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Knowing Dad and his excellent woodland skills, I'd say it was the berries.
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Except...
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It couldn't have been the berries.
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That's what I think, because you ate the berries, too, and you seem okay.
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No, I meant because those weren't the glitter berries.
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Glitter berries?
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You know, the glitter berries!
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The ones that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them.
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Those are the ones that make you act weird.
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I mean, until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away.
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Daria, you don't have a mirror, do you?
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I want to check my makeup.
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You're not wearing any makeup.
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I'm not? Oh, no!
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Quinn, maybe you better take it easy for awhile.
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Spirit animal! Come back, spirit animal!
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Girls, have you seen your father's spirit animal?
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He was just telling it about his childhood when it jumped up and scampered off.
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Scampered?
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What did it look like, Mom?
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Oh, you know, yellow, stripes on the back, powerful hind legs, three horns, a beard...
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Come on, I saw where it went!
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Okay. Remain calm. Family's gone mad.
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Must get them back to civilization,
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but no way to contact civilization because Mother made big deal about cutting off all communications.
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What to do?
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Rely on Mother's hypocrisy to see us through this crisis.
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Helen, do you have a few minutes to go over these depositions?
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There it is! Behind that pack of zebras!
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She'll have to call you back.
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Hello, 911?
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I love camping! I love it! Has anyone seen my pants?
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What are you doing home?
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What are you?
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My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries,
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so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped.
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Wow, that's cool.
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My family was already crazy without any berries,
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so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell out of there.
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Oh. Well, anything else new?
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Nah. You?
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Nah.
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Mail's here.
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Thanks kiddo.
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Now, you claim that not only did you see a yeti,
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but he was wearing a business suit and carrying an attach� case?
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A leather attach� case.
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Fifteen thousand dollars for a helicopter ride!
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What the hell do think I...
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Oh, my God!
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Mom, get the painkillers.
Quinn, get the camera!
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Written by Glenn Eichler
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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Toad The Wet Sprocket - Come Down
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Nitzer Ebb - Kick It
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60's flashback
Beck - Pay No Mind
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Pat Benetar - True Love
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Suga Free - If You Stay Ready
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Chalk Farm - Lie On Lie
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Jane talking about her siblings
Pat Benetar - True Love
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Trent with Uncle Max
Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home
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Tears For Fears - The Goodnight Song
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in the tent
Anointed - Under the Influence
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the helicopter flies away
Morphine - Buena
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closing credits
Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain
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