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Can monkeys surf the net... and corrupt our kids?
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Chimpanzee chat rooms, next on Sick, Sad World.
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Put down your weapon. I surrender.
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A little respect for the Stickmata 5000.
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Finest glue gun on the market.
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And I thought you were on your way to a sci-fi convention.
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No, thanks. Reality is bizarre enough for me.
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Why do I get so much fun out of this?
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Past life as a barnacle?
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Don't touch!
It took hours to build.
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It's the subject of a painting.
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You're going to end up one of those old ladies who build their houses out of bottles, aren't you.
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There goes your genius grant.
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Yeah, but maybe Trent will share his with me.
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That's Trent?
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Come on, Daria. Let's go complain about the noise, hmm?
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I don't find it a problem.
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I have unusually sturdy eardrums?
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I think Trent's band might have an opening for a fly girl.
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I think I might have an opening for a new friend.
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Isn't that two guitars?
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Yeah. The other one's Jesse.
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He plays rhythm in Mystik Spiral.
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"Mystik Spiral"?
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Trent's band.
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Sounds like one of those Doors cover bands that play brew pubs.
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Heh, they wish!
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"You're an angel in black
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You sure have a knack
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For putting my heart on a shelf in the back
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I'm waiting my turn
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Oh, when will I learn?
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My poor heart, you're giving it freezer burn. Yeah... "
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Yo, Trent! You wanna turn it down a bit?
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Are you kidding?
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Hey, Daria.
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Can't speak... must speak...
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Whadda ya think of the song?
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It has a beat and you can dance to it, if you have no shame.
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Cool.
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It's called "Icebox Woman. "
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You guys oughta come to the next Mystik Spiral gig.
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We'll put you on the list.
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Daria thinks the name Mystik Spiral sounds like a Doors cover band that plays brew pubs.
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Don't ya, Daria?
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That's not exactly what I...
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maybe you're right.
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Would it help if we spelled mystik with two Y's?
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And I'll spell my name D-A-R-Y-A and be crowned Miss America.
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It might.
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We doing a show this weekend?
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Nah, we're going to Alternapalooza this weekend.
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You're going to Alternapalooza?
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Yeah. It's way out in Swedesville.
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You think your car will make it?
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We're borrowing our drummer's van, the Tank.
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It's indestructible.
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Yeah, but you know, Jess, it eats gas.
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I don't know what we're going to do for gas money.
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I could probably scrounge some up, if you let us come along.
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We'd enjoy that, wouldn't we, Daria?
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Pass me a guitar string so that I might silence my friend.
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Okay, cool, we're there.
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If you can stand being cooped up in a van with Jesse and me for four hours.
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Friends don't let short-waisted friends wear hip-huggers.
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I hate these big plastic things. They're so ugly!
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If I were gonna shoplift, I wouldn't take that cheap thing.
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Quinn, cheap is in this season.
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Oh, then get it, definitely.
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Why are we going to Alternapalooza?
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Isn't that for girls who don't shave?
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As members of the Fashion Club,
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we have to keep up with the latest trends in music and clothes.
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And show everyone that popular kids can be as alternative as geeks.
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Is this alternative?
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If you tuck the top in, no.
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If you let it hang out, yes.
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Do I have to wear clunky shoes?
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When you wear big shoes, the rest of you looks even cuter by comparison.
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Oh. I get it. Maybe I'll shave my head!
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You crack me up, Quinn.
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Look, temporary tattoos.
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Quinn, what is that thing on your arm?
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Don't worry, Mom. It's fake.
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Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.
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I'm going to Alternapalooza this weekend.
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This is so I'll fit in.
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And if some guy named Pigpen asks you to be his old lady, hell, you'll be ready.
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I'm also thinking of having my belly button pierced at the mall...
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What?
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No daughter of mine is going to mutilate her body for the sake of some fad!
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Then can I have $29.95 for a removable nose ring?
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No piercing required!
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Good idea.
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You don't need any more holes in your head.
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Daria...
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Hey, Mom, did you go to any festivals back in the sixties?
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Oh, sure. I did my share of partying.
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You mean you experimented with...
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No! Your father went to one of the most famous festivals of the decade.
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Woodstock?
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Altamont!
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Terrible tragedy, but I demanded my money back and I got it.
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Wasn't Altamont free?
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That's the same line they tried to use on me.
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Where'd you get that eye-popping polyester number?
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Daria, it's all about knowing where to shop.
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Wow, you look almost normal. Is this some kind of trick?
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No. I'm going to Alternapalooza.
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Don't panic.
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I think we'll be able to lose each other in a crowd of ten thousand.
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I guess.
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You're not going to Alternapalooza with that top tucked in, are you?
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Have fun at the concert dear.
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Um, thanks.
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Hey, stay away from the brown...
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Jake!
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Remember, Daria: just say no.
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Here's a twenty, for souvenirs or what have you.
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I gave one to Quinn, too. Get yourself something rad.
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Thanks.
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what are you guys gonna do today?
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Pay the bills.
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Wash the cars.
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Wow. Well, remember to take plenty of rest breaks and stay hydrated. Bye.
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Is that lipstick?
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I just had a lollipop.
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Sure you did, kid.
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Ready?
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Sorry, there's only two seats up here, but there's plenty of space in the back.
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Daria, why don't you sit in front with Trent?
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Oh, I'd much rather be in the back with you, Jane.
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Easier to get to your neck.
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Girl talk, huh?
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You know Daria. She's a regular chatterbox.
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Watch your head.
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You know the problem with alternative bands?
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Uh, they're a bunch of cry-babies who suck at sports?
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Yeah!
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Ya think the chicks at this thing will be pierced?
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Piercing is so stupid.
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It's bad enough when they have braces.
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Cool nose ring, Quinn!
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You look really alternative!
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Yeah, I never realized your nose was so... hot!
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Yo, hi. I'm Dolores.
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I'm doing ten to fifteen for armed robbery.
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What are you in for?
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My head hurts.
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The cops did that to you, didn't they? Bastards.
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Hey, Jane, got any change?
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Hey, Trent, got any shame?
I already gave you all my cash.
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Oh, man. That was Curtis Stalano.
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Who?
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He graduated with us.
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Now he's working in a toll booth.
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You'd never catch me in a job like that.
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Because it falls under the category of employment.
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Hey man, we're artists.
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Who knows where we'll be in five years.
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Still living over your parent's garage?
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Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it.
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If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.
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We've got a vision.
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Eyes on the prize, man.
Eyes on the prize.
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Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.
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No way.
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'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying.
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Well, someone had to pick up the slack!
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"If you lived here, you'd be home by now. "
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And bored out of your mind.
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Good one, Daria.
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Can somebody open up a window, please?
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Wish I could. All the handles are missing.
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Whoa. Didn't see that one coming.
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Let us know if you do see one coming.
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Anybody else smell peanut butter?
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What am I sitting on?
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Looks like a sandwich... and it's an antique!
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I can't believe it! Gordon and Victoria?
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She's six inches taller than him!
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What's she thinking?
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That peanut butter is making me hungry.
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Killer bee alert!
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Great.
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Hey, Jesse, hand me that map?
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Come here, you stupid... hold still, Daria... you're mine sting boy...
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It stung me!
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He'll never do it again.
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Why didn't I just stay home, where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?
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Stop!
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Oooh! Foxy lady!
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I hate to tell you this,
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but there's a big, greasy spot of peanut buttery goodness on your butt.
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Of course there is.
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Okay, that's a meatloaf, open turkey with fries, box of Frosted Flakes...
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those are pretty small, hon. Just one?
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You're right. Make it five.
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And you?
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Dry toast and tea, please.
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I thought you looked depressed. You want a booster seat?
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Five boxes of flakes and one nausea delight!
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You kids going to that rock 'n roll shindig out near Swedesville?
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No. We made a wrong turn on our way to Paris.
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You've got a mouth on ya, don't ya?
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Why?
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Ever thought of becoming a waitress?
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What's that smell?
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Uck! A skunk!
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Can you rig that glue gun of yours to shoot bullets?
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I'm ready to end my suffering.
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Well, you're not your usually sunny self.
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I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...
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And all in front of Trent.
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Now turn the knife counterclockwise.
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I can't go back out there.
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You go on to Alternapalooza; tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a waitress.
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Daria, if there's one thing I know about my brother is that he's oblivious.
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There's no need to be self-conscious.
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Okay.
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Now what are you gonna do about that stain on your butt?
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I'm kidding! It looks alternative.
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This is like that R.E.M. video, except you can't read anyone's mind.
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I shouldn't have had that tea.
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You have to go?
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There's some trees over there!
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What the matter, Daria? You gotta whiz?
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What's wrong?
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It's Daria. She has to pee.
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You have to pee, Daria?
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You can pee behind those trees.
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See those trees? You can pee behind there!
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If I'm not back in ten minutes, don't send help.
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I knew I should've taken ballet.
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Stop staring at me, you squirrel pervert!
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Cool, Daria?
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Yeah. I'm ready for my abuse, Mr. DeMille.
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Hey, I think the traffic's letting up.
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They're not going to make fun of me?
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For peeing in the woods? They're in a band, Daria.
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Those boys puke on each other on a regular basis.
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That reminds me: you owe me a shirt.
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Ugh, stretch pants. Everywhere, stretch pants.
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Hey, these are stretch pants! I'm wearing stretch pants!
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They're leggings! They're leggings!
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It's all right.
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Three cheeseburger deluxe, four house salads.
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With oil and vinegar on the side!
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What do you mean, they don't have bathrooms at this thing?
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Is this your idea of a joke?
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But, babe...
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Brittany, how can you be so naive?
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It's strictly portable toilets.
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No way! Gross! Next, you'll be telling me I have to sit on the ground!
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Your turn, Trent. We're up to D.
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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing asbestos insulation,
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brine shrimp, the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney... and a dromedary.
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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing asbestos insulation,
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brine shrimp, the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney, a dromedary, and...
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a Eurocentric view of world history.
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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing...
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My glasses!
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Sorry! Hey, Janey, I saw that one coming.
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Don't worry. I can fix them.
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Need the glue gun?
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Keep that thing away from me.
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You'll miss and glue my eyelids shut.
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There's some tape in the back there.
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Duct tape. Great.
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It's fine. It looks alternative.
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Now my day's complete.
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Wasn't that your cousin back there?
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What?
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What's that smell?
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Fertilizer!
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What do we do now?
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There's a noise wall up ahead. There must be houses behind it.
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Daria, you and Trent stay here; Jesse and I will find a phone and call for help.
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Great plan, huh?
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Outlet shopping!
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Change of plan!
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What is that? A pyramid?
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A mountain?
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A square?
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A clothes hanger! Outlet shopping!
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What chord is that?
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G.
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Nice tattoo. Tribal?
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Maori. I copied it out of Tattoo World's international issue.
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Very graphic, and meaningful.
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Yeah, it makes a statement.
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You know what it is?
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I got a tattoo out of a magazine?
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I got a tattoo out of a magazine.
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I guess it's better than trying to copy one off the TV.
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Daria, do you ever feel like maybe you're all wasting your life?
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Only when I'm awake.
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Like, no money, no job, you live with your parents, and you still can't play an open D tuning.
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Well, I haven't had those exact thoughts...
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Maybe I will end up a townie doing Doors covers.
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I mean, who's to say, right?
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Umm, you know, Trent, it takes a lot of guts to go after a dream,
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especially when you know that failure can mean spending the rest of your life playing "L.A. Woman"... in public.
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I guess.
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And even if it doesn't work out, at least for now you're doing exactly what you want to.
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Yeah, that's true.
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A lot of people never even get that far.
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I guess I'm not doing too bad.
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You know, Daria, sometimes it's hard to believe you're in high school.
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I find the situation unbelievable myself.
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You're pretty cool.
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Thanks.
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So?
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There was nothing behind that wall but a cornfield, and the corn wasn't very helpful.
315
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Helpful Corn! That's a cool name for the band.
316
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Even better than Mystik Spiral,
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All right.
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I knew this would come in handy.
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Stop pointing that thing at me!
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Let's go. We can still catch some of the show.
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Uh, maybe not.
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Why's everybody going the wrong way?
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The concert's over, man.
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It was amazing.
Where am I?
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Is he all right?
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Oh, yeah, he's cool... just, you know, a little sleepy.
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Are you my Mommy?
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I should really make pancakes more often.
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The batter's so sensual.
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Like batter, like chef!
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Hi, girls.
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How was the festival?
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Written by Anne D. Bernstein
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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Fashion Club at Cashman's
Jamiroquai - Emergency On Planet Earth
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Quinn and Daria getting dressed
Daft Punk - Around the World
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Daria telling Quinn she's going to Alternapalooza
Skunk Anansie - I Can Dream
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picking up Daria and Jane
Mad Season - I Don't Know Anything
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picking up Quinn
Crystal Waters - 100% Pure Love
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driving in The Tank
Angelfish - Suffocate Me
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driving in The Tank
Beastie Boys - Root Down
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driving in The Tank
Thurston Moore - Ono Soul
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Brittany hitting Kevin
702- Steelo
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killer bee alert
Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want
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Helen and Jake getting frisky
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
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getting out at the diner
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S.
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sitting in the diner
Trisha Yearwood - She's in Love with the Boy
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Stacy smelling a skunk
Hanson - MMMBop
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stuck in traffic jam
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts
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Quinn and friends at the diner
OMC - How Bizarre
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playing picnic game
Cake - Frank Sinatra
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Stacy smelling fertilizer
LL Cool J - Going back to Cali
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detouring to the outlet shops
The Cardigans - Been It
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crowd leaving Alternapalooza
G. Love & Special Sauce - Cold Beverage
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crowd leaving Alternapalooza
Atari Teenage Riot - Speed
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on the way back home
Lightning Seeds - You Showed Me
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closing credits
Cake - Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle
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