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Thanks.
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Hold it, young lady.
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Funny.
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What are you doing out so late?
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What are you doing out so late?
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What do you mean?
I'm always out this late.
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Then you can tell me how to sneak in.
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Well, for one thing, stop tiptoeing around like a geek.
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Have a little dignity, Daria.
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If I had any dignity,
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do you think I'd be out here letting you try and teach me how to be cool?
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Whatever.
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What's going on down there!
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More threatening.
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Let me handle it. Darn it, what's going on down there!
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Jake, you sound like such a geek.
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Is this gonna take long?
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I'm supposed to be somewhere.
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Is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?
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Don't start, girls.
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Your father and I are very upset that you broke your curfew last night.
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I didn't know I had a curfew.
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Well, that's interesting, Daria; I didn't, either.
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But according to your mother...
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Jake!
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The point is, you were out way too late,
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which is why tonight we're going to...
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Destroy our lives with your crushing rules and regulations?
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I can't breathe, Mother! I can't breathe!
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No, tonight we're going to set some... boundaries.
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And we'd like your input.
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Well, everybody knows that late curfews should be go to people who can use them:
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attractive and popular people with lots of friends.
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Wow! Who said that? Thomas Jefferson?
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Or was it Barbie?
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It can't be Jefferson...
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Of course not.
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No pin-headed historical person could ever make that much sense.
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Really.
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All right, girls, forget the input.
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Hey, does this mean we get to wander in the desert for forty years?
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After much hard work, your father and I have come up with a set of guidelines I think we all can live by.
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That's right! A lot of thought went into this.
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Do I have to read these?
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Later.
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Wow, the new system seems really great and interesting,
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and I can't wait to sit down and really read through it...
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Oh, brother.
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...but right now, I sort of have to go. I have a date.
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You can't go out on a date.
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It says right here that we don't permit that on a school night. Rule Eighteen.
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You know what? You're confused about my use of the word date.
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I have a date to meet with my... uh... algebra study group.
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Oh, well, that sounds okay.
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All right.
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But as per the procedure outlined in Rules Twenty-One through Twenty-Six,
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make sure you sign in when you get back.
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Yeah bye.
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And don't wait up, you know how study groups are.
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Good for you, Quinn! Study hard!
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Am I the only one who sees what's going on around here?
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Rule Number One: persistent questioning of parental judgment is punishable.
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There she is, Miss American Bookworm.
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You really must have been burning the midnight oil last night.
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We weren't burning anything.
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I mean your algebra study group.
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What are you talking about?
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The study group you went to.
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The sign in sheet said you got back at eleven-thirty...
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but now that I think about it, I went to bed at eleven-forty-five.
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Hey, I thought you got that watch fixed?
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A couple of times. Prepare to be busted.
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Quinn, were you at a study group last night or did you go on a date?
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Don't you see how your rules are strangling me?
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Yes, I went on a date, but we're in love,
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and all the rules and regulations in the world can't stop that.
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In love?
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With whom?
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His name is Cliff.
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Oop, no wait, it's Clint.
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I'm not positive, but I can find out at school.
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You don't even know his name, and you're in love with him!
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You know what? You're confused about my use of the word love...
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Do you have any idea how many of these rules you've broken?!
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How many, Dad?
And which ones?
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Wha... what's that got to do with it?
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Argh! Okay, ground me.
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I wish it were that simple.
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Exactly.
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What?
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So instead of saying, "Don't come home so late,"
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now they've created some elaborate punishment system.
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You mean like a spanking machine?
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I mean like Family Court.
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Due process? Yikes.
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Hey, you guys wanna buy tickets for the faculty-DJ roller hockey game?
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Are you kidding?
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We'll take two.
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What? You're gonna pay to watch teachers skate around with DJs?
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Classic rock DJs?
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You weren't here last year, Daria.
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Rock and roll, foreva!
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Help... me...
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Mr. DeMartino had to have an emergency angioplasty.
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He almost died.
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But a voice told him that his work here on Earth wasn't finished.
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Some of the students weren't wetting the bed yet.
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This year, he's more determined than ever to snatch victory from the jaws of death.
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Three hundred ninety-eight...
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three hundred ninety-nine...
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fooouuur hundred!
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Rock & Roll Randy, this year you're mine.
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What are you saying?
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You know how there are people who go to car races on the chance that they might see a crash?
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I'm in.
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What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes?
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Declassified government polaroids, next on Sick, Sad World.
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Hi, honey.
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Are you girls ready for your day in court?
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Can't you just punish us?
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I'd like to pay my check to society and get on with my life.
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Your father and I want you to have a fair hearing.
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Then we'll punish you.
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But a court procedure?
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Isn't that a little bureaucratic?
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Bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality.
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Jefferson!
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Stalin. It's all about fairness, girls.
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That's why your father will make a terrific judge.
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I get to be the judge?
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Look, someone once said,
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"The most important thing in life is not to look like a geek. "
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Do you have any idea how geeky all of this is?
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That's it, Daria.
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All I can say is that I hope you have a darn good defense lawyer.
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A lawyer? Mom?
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Sorry, honey, I'm prosecuting.
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And if I do say so myself, you're going down.
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Let me start by saying that, while I respect the effort that has gone into this...
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Oh, my God, I almost forgot!
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Sorry, councilor, the court requires this accoutrement.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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There. Family court is now in session.
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Careful. Don't fall off the accoutrement.
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All rise.
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Please be seated.
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The court calls the case of the family versus Daria and Quinn Morgendorffer.
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Dad, what is this?
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Dad? I don't see any Dad.
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You honor, may the family proceed with our opening statements?
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Will you approach the bench please, councilor?
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How do I look?
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You honor, let me make it clear at the outset that this is not a witch hunt.
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Daria and Quinn are two fine girls who have often made us proud.
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But...
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But that doesn't make them exempt from the simple truth that rules are rules.
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Hello?
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...or boundaries...
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Yeah, bye.
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Your honor, I have to go.
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I, um, made an arrangement to work, uh, on the school's adopt-a-highway prior to this court date.
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But we haven't even called you to the stand yet.
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Well, I was going to plead guilty or whatever anyway.
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I throw myself on the mercy of this, um, honorable court.
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The court grants you permission.
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Thanks!
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Now, then...
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Your honor, I plead guilty, and place my faith in your wisdom, compassion, and your keen sense of fair play.
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Well said. Grounded for a month.
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What? I wasn't even the one who stayed out late.
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We have to set boundaries, Daria.
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Nobody said the justice system would be fair.
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Actually, I think somebody did say that. Jefferson or somebody...
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What have I told you about backing me up?
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Sorry, the sentence stands.
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You and your sister are grounded for a month.
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Man, this game's gonna be great!
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I say Mr. D goes down halfway through the second period.
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That's too late.
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He's gonna blow out early in the game, while the adrenaline's high.
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You guys are so insensitive.
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What do you have in the pool, Jodie?
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Third period, two minutes in. Prime cramping time.
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Hey, Daria. What do you have in the DeMartino pool?
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I'm not going. I'm grounded.
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What did you do to get grounded?
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No offense.
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None taken, especially since I'm just the victim of a bizarre experiment in parental justice.
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An experiment? On you?
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Yeah, they deliberately exposed me to jurisprudence.
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That's a little twisted.
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Yeah. The sad part is that these are the people responsible for my genetic makeup.
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Great dinner, honey.
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Right, girls?
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Now, off to the exercise yard before lockup.
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Hey, that's right!
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Any final words before grounding official begins?
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This sucks!
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What have I said about using that word?
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That you'll ground me or something?
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Hey, I wouldn't want to go back to Family Court if I were you.
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I hear the judge is pretty tough.
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See? This will fly by in no time.
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How can you sit there and read a book about an animal?
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That's so second grade.
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Quinn...
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What were his eyes like?
Right.
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Honey, I need to make a call.
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I'll just be a sec, Dad. What about his hair?
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Would you say his teeth were round or more squarish?
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Right.
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I know, squarish is so hot.
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Now, let's get back to the six other guys you was with.
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Then she said her parents are trying to change her generic makeup or something!
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They really should.
I hate that generic makeup.
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It gives me hives!
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But it's so freaky, babe, I mean, she's weird enough as it is.
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You know, the only thing actually worse than reading is watching somebody else read.
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Really?
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You think that's going to happen in the next six months?
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That would be so great.
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Quinn, I really have to use the phone.
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Muh-om!
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I'm sorry, but I think that learning about my future husband is a little more important right now.
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What? Are you talking to that Clint person again?
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Who? No, it's my psychic buddy.
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Hang up that phone this instant! Those calls cost a fortune!
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I'm sorry, but I need the phone and my daughter isn't allowed...
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what? Why, yes, I was about to call a client. Really?
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I believe he was born in August...
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Yeah, hi, Daria. I was kind of wondering if maybe you could stop now.
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Dad, these tired bones may be locked behind prison walls,
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but when I play this rusty old harp, my soul flies free as a bird.
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I'm sorry, honey.
You go on and play.
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Thank you.
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Okay, enough already. I can't stand it.
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Can I please borrow a book?
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Try this. I think you'll get into it.
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Ha, ha, very funny.
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Now give me something that I can read.
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No, I think you'll like it.
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It's about this girl who's so popular that everybody fights over her.
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Any horses in it?
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As a matter of a fact, there's a great big one.
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This is a trick, isn't it.
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Yes.
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Kevin's all weirded out.
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He says her parents have come up with some sick punishment that gives her hives.
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They've been giving her hives for years.
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Look, I spoke to Daria.
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They're just sitting around the house.
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Come on, see for yourself.
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Well, well.
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The little dog comes home to Park Place.
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Park Place with a hotel.
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Dad, I'm afraid you own me sixteen hundred dollars.
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okay... let's see...
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one... two... eh, twelve... seventeen... I have seventeen dollars.
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Any property?
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It's all mortgaged.
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Care to make a deal?
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I'd need infinite free passage through all your properties...
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I can do that.
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...five thousand dollars...
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Keep talking.
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...and all your railroads.
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I believe we can do business.
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Jake! You cannot revoke Daria's grounding.
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But I'm losing!
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See? She's okay.
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I guess so.
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Although the clothing would disguise any electrodes below the neck...
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What are you talking about?
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There've been a lot of rumors about what you've been going through.
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It's hell in here.
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When does it end?
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I don't care.
It's been too long already.
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I've paid my debt.
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You mean...
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That's right. I'm bustin' out.
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I made a tape of my harmonica music, I can climb down the lattice in under three minutes,
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and I know exactly how often the neighborhood security guy drives by.
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It'll be tight, but I think I can make it.
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Hold on.
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Hello?
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Daria, this is your mother.
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Would you tell Dad that I have to work late drafting a report?
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You bet. Go get 'em, tiger. Jane?
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Yo.
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Hold on. Hello?
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Hey, Daria, it's Dad.
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Would you tell Mom that I've got dinner with a client tonight?
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A biggie!
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Uh, I'll be sure to leave her that message.
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Super. Bye-bye!
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Jane?
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Yeah?
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New plan. Come over and pick me up.
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I'll be at the front door.
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00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,139
Later.
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00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,037
Hello!
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00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:44,178
Mom and Dad are taking the night off from being jailers,
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so I'm taking the night off, too.
304
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You're... busting out?!
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The confinement has made me desperate.
306
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:55,079
If I don't get out, I'm afraid I might do something crazy.
307
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Really?
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00:16:55,837 --> 00:16:58,995
No, I'm going to the roller hockey game. Are you?
309
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:02,359
Oh, um, no. I'm not looking for any trouble, but you go ahead.
310
00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:06,319
I suspect you have some scam worked out for yourself,
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but since I can't prove anything, I'm asking you not to rat on me.
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00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:14,110
Hmmm, okay, yes, I will do this thing you ask.
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But one day, I may ask a favor of you.
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Never mind.
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Think anything has happened yet?
316
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,201
You mean anything cool?
317
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:28,826
Nah, the ambulance is still in the lot.
318
00:17:29,906 --> 00:17:31,950
Hey, look. Daria's loose.
319
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,036
See? I told you she was okay.
320
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She looks fine, for her.
321
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I don't know...
322
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:40,954
This could be it...
323
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Come on... take... your punishment like... a man!
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I'm not a man, dude, I'm a rocker!
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Why you...
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Where's your rock & roll power now? Hippie!
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Yes!
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Woohoo! Rock & roll power forever!
329
00:18:10,253 --> 00:18:12,091
My knee!
330
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,427
Damn.
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I don't suppose we can get a refund.
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00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,734
He could still have a heart attack.
333
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:23,606
He tries walking on the bad knee, and the pain is so bad his heart stops.
334
00:18:23,641 --> 00:18:24,373
Right.
335
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,846
Just trying to find the silver lining.
336
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:30,765
They did mental stuff to her. I can tell.
337
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,296
Nobody better try that on me!
338
00:18:39,858 --> 00:18:40,895
Quinn?
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00:18:42,461 --> 00:18:43,482
Get off me!
340
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,227
Where's Daria?
341
00:18:47,271 --> 00:18:50,422
It's payback time, Randy!
342
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,175
Hey, this isn't so bad!
343
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,880
Beats Monopoly.
344
00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,008
Quinn! Quinn!
345
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,883
Tommy, go away.
346
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:06,904
But you said...
347
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:11,673
You're two hours late, jerk. Oh, hi, Daria!
348
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:17,506
Mom flipped last night when she found out where you went.
349
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,039
And how did that happen?
350
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,763
I really don't know. Oh, look, here she is now.
351
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Your honor...
352
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:27,183
Haven't you already made enough mockery of our judicial system?
353
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:31,185
I just want to confer with my distinguished counterpart on the prosecution.
354
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,590
That seems fair.
355
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,793
You can't seriously expect me to plea bargain.
356
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:45,404
...unless you send her back to prison.
357
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:49,790
Daria, it's our policy to be tough, especially on youthful transgressors.
358
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:52,388
But think of the effort you have to spend on incarceration.
359
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:55,707
Scrabble... Risk... Monopoly... Operation.
360
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:57,964
I see your point.
361
00:19:59,082 --> 00:19:59,849
Well?
362
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:03,171
Your honor, the family has offered to settle.
363
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,068
Daria agrees to parole.
364
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:09,049
I have to call in if I'm going to be in later than 7:00 PM.
365
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:10,880
So what happened?
366
00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,094
Does Daria have to pave the driveway or something?
367
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,775
I got off. Enjoy prison.
368
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,669
Wait a minute!
369
00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:21,226
Daria has proven that she understands the necessity for discipline.
370
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:25,524
But you're sending me a bad message about whether I understand that...
371
00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:26,676
whatever you said.
372
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,909
Good point.
373
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:32,039
Well, we'll give you parole on a trial basis.
374
00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:34,679
Okay. If Tommy calls, tell him I'm on my way.
375
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,702
Listen, this new rules things wasn't a total failure.
376
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,631
Would you like to hear some Junior Wells?
377
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:44,482
You know what? Why don't you go out and find your friends and have a good time.
378
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,227
Come home late. Ten-thirty.
379
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:47,686
Hey, thanks.
380
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:54,304
So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding.
381
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,583
Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.
382
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:05,203
Kevin, I already told you, my parents did not conduct experiments on me.
383
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,460
I know, I know, but seriously, now tell me the truth.
384
00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:11,804
All right. I had a magnetic device implanted in my head.
385
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,974
I knew it! What does it do?
386
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:16,231
It attracts gullible boys.
387
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:18,360
Cool! Does it work?
388
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:19,977
It's working right now.
389
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:25,086
Whoa! Dude! That is very uncool.
390
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:30,621
There's no sadder sight on this Earth than a football player trying to think.
391
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,855
Who said that?
392
00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:33,934
I believe it was Jefferson.
393
00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:35,969
Written by Sam Johnson and Chris Marcil
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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Daria arriving home late
Powerman 5000- Tokyo Vigilante #1
397
00:21:39,973 --> 00:21:41,973
Helen introducing new rules
Mary J. Blige - Love Is All We Need
398
00:21:41,974 --> 00:21:43,974
Quinn getting busted
Powerman 5000- Tokyo Vigilante #1
399
00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:45,975
Mr. DeMartino working out in gym
Shabba Ranks - Mr. Loverman
400
00:21:45,976 --> 00:21:47,976
start of family court
Chalk Farm - Live Tomorrow
401
00:21:47,977 --> 00:21:49,977
immediately after commercial break
That Dog - Never Say Never
402
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:51,978
Daria reading
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
403
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,979
Quinn on phone; Daria playing Scrabble
Komeda - Rocket Plane
404
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,980
Kevin and Brittany at Pizza King
Foxy Brown - I'll Be
405
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,981
Quinn on phone with "psychic buddy"
Komeda - Rocket Plane
406
00:21:57,982 --> 00:21:59,982
Quinn asking Daria for a book
Cowboy Mouth - Jenny Says
407
00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,983
Helen wakes Quinn
Nuyorican Soul - Runaway
408
00:22:01,984 --> 00:22:03,984
morning after roller-hockey game
Offspring - Gone Away
409
00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:05,985
Daria and Jane at Pizza King
Bis - This is Fake DIY
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00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:07,986
closing credits
Warren G - I Shot the Sheriff
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