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And on that fateful day, his followers obediently drank the poison brew.
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Jonestown: one charismatic leader exerting his demonic will over scores of followers.
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What lesson can we take from this tragic example of herd-like behavior? Kevin?
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BYOB?
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Please return to your stupor, Kevin...
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Okay!
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...while we continue our discussion of cults!
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Can anyone give me another example of a group using coercive techniques such as peer pressure,
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chanting, and social isolation to achieve control over its members? Brittany?
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Cheerleading?
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Ah, Brittany. Sometimes, despite a complete lack of insight,
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you stumble upon an interesting answer.
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Wow, and I didn't even have to read the chapter!
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She'll never have to worry about mind control.
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No, but she'll have to watch out for ferrets building a nest in her head.
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Now remember, your term papers are due Friday, and no excuses will be accepted.
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You want me to take over your baby-sitting job?
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I'm not sure, Quinn.
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Please? Just this once.
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You're the only person I can trust to do this, Ronnie.
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I can tell by your eyes...
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Really?
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Yeah! They're so... sincere!
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Well...
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And your face, it's very... honest!
You're so nice, and dependable, and...
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Nice? Sincere? You're never gonna go out with me, are you?
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No.
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Hey, there's Quinn with one of her many admirers.
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She's well liked among classmates of both sexes, and yet, strangely, she turns my stomach.
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Well, I...
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Quinn, some guy named Skylar was looking for you this morning.
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Oh, no! He figured out you're my sister?
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Actually, he seemed to think I was your au pair.
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He asked me how I liked America so far.
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People are so weird!
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Some are weird. Some are just astonishingly self-centered and deceitful.
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Later.
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Skylar Feldman?
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His family has a boat.
It's almost summer!
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Yeah, right. Ask him to baby sit for you.
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But he can't go out with me if he's baby-sitting.
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Then try your sister. She seems like the type who has plenty of Saturday nights free.
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They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up the night!
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G- string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.
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Gross!
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For once, we're in agreement.
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This color looks nothing like melon.
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It's way too pink. Oh, hey, Daria?
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What are you doing Saturday night?
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Forget it. I don't like kids.
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I didn't even like kids when I was a kid.
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But you gotta take my baby-sitting job!
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I could end up all summer on some public beach.
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Six bucks an hour!
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I could make a down payment on that isolated mountain cabin.
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I'll pay you a two dollar an hour bonus.
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You can do your homework and earn money at the same time.
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Well, there is that history paper I haven't started yet.
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But if I baby-sat for you, then technically, I'd be doing you a favor, and that simply cannot be.
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There's angel hair in the freezer, girls, and don't forget, tomorrow we're hosting the couples workshop.
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It's focus on teens night!
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I expect you to be there.
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Sorry, Mom, I have a date.
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Remember what you said on Saturday?
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A commitment's a commitment.
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Yes I did say that.
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Well, I'll see you there, Daria.
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I can't. I have a commitment.
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You?
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I'm baby-sitting.
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Oh, no, the laundry shrank your shirt.
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No, they didn't.
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Oh. You know, I used to wear mini-skirts... but life goes on.
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Well, I was surprised to hear about Daria's baby-sitting job tomorrow night.
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Yeah! I was, too!
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Especially since it's for the Guptys, and they usually call you.
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I know! People are so weird!
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In fact, I think I remember something about you going over there tomorrow night?
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You know, I think they did shrink this shirt!
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Quinn, how do you expect to get anywhere in this world if you don't stick to your commitments?
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But I didn't mean to double-book.
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It's hard to keep track of dates when you're attractive and popular.
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I can't have another fiasco like last Saturday night.
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Think of how it must have felt when those three boys all showed up here at the same time!
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It felt great!
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I meant for them.
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You know the time-management consultant I've been seeing?
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Doris Doright?
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Deena Decker. I'm going to have to book us for a mother-daughter session.
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Like a class?
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Think of it as a makeover. My treat.
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Well... okay.
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I'm so excited! Talk about an efficient use of quality time!
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Now, Daria, I hope Quinn explained our rules.
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Were you planning on having a boyfriend in the house? Because, heh...
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we don't allow that.
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No problem. I'm flying solo these days.
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Then I guess it's not an issue.
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Unless I pick up somebody on the way over.
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What?
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She's kidding, Mrs. Gupty.
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My sister's a big kidder. Ha, ha, Daria.
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Ha, ha, Quinn.
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Well, you'll need a sense of humor to tangle with our devils.
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Lester!
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No, seriously, they're great kids.
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See you Saturday, Daria.
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Bye.
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Ten dollar surcharge if I have to spend more than fifteen minutes with the parents.
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That's fair.
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Prioritizing: it's the first step towards streamlining your life.
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Helen, please share your list of priorities, stating the most important first.
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One: spend more time with my family.
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Two: break through the firm's glass ceiling.
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Three: beat the pants oft Carly Fishbeck in the library board election.
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Four: get the spice back into my marriage.
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Mom!
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Four: window treatments for the living room.
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Great, and what are your priorities Quinn?
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One: dating.
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Two: shopping.
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Three: bouncy hair.
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Four: school.
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You don't have to rush, sweetie.
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Maybe you would like to rethink the order.
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Helen, Quinn is just being honest.
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We can't get anywhere unless we take a hard, honest look at what really matters to us.
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One: get the spice back into my marriage.
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Quinn, here's your very own Teen Life Runner, just like Mom's.
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My baby's all grown up.
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Don't forget to enter this experience on your Proud Moments Summary Page.
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I can't use this thing. It's ugly!
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Customized styles are available for an extra charge.
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I'll take the coral. Leatherette.
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We also sell a matching lipstick and compact that fit right inside the planner.
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Now I'll be attractive, and popular, and organized!
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If they start to drive you nuts, tell them you know this great game called "cemetery. "
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They have to lie on the floor and pretend they're dead.
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The first one to move or make a sound loses.
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This whole thing is giving me the creeps.
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I can't even think about that stupid history paper.
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Relax. I'll be there by eight.
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Hey, Daria? What kind of car do you think that is?
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See ya later.
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Yeah.
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Isn't that the nouveau riche sports sedan?
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What are you doing?
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Date evaluation system.
Convertibles get bonus points.
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Coral! Is life great or what? Bye!
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Hey Daria, where are you going?
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It's couples therapy night!
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Baby-sitting job, Dad.
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Wish I had a baby-sitting job.
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What?
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Those couples, they're such a bunch of wimps.
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Always so freaking sensitive.
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Hang in there, Dad.
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You'll meet some insensitive couples.
I'm sure of it.
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Thanks, kiddo!
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Hi, Mrs. Kewpie.
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What?
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Mrs. Gupty!
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Please, Daria, call me Lauren.
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Come on in, we're almost ready.
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She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes...
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she'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes...
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Can we punish her now?
It's time for her punishment!
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Can we punish her now?
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Brain!
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Brat!
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Brain!
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Brat!
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Brain!
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Stop that! Stop that!
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Oh! It's my heart!
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You know, she stuffs her bra.
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Hi, I'm Quinn. I'll be allowed to date in four years.
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Here they are:
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the little monsters!
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Lester!
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We don't let sitters use the phone,
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but we made an exception for Quinn after she explained that she calls her grandmother every hour.
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My grandmother?
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To tell her to take her pill.
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Oh, yeah. Actually, tonight it's my turn.
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Now, Daria, here's your schedule.
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As you can see, we've broken everything down into fifteen minute increments.
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Let's review it together.
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Do you know a woman named Deena Decker, by any chance?
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Yes!
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8:15, discuss current events.
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8:30, snack.
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8:45, post-snack flossing.
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And the vocabulary word for tonight is "indemnification. "
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We left food for you in the fridge.
Have fun kids.
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Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
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Okay, you can drop the angel act.
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What do you mean?
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Is it time to floss yet?
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We're supposed to be discussing current events.
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I have a headache.
Is that current enough for you?
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Is Quinn really your sister?
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Yeah.
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Then how come her hair is so much bouncier than yours?
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Oh, look, there's been a last-minute change in the schedule.
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It's time to watch TV.
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But too much TV is bad for you.
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It can turn you into a zombie, Daria.
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Well, that'll make three of us.
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Your parents put one of those lock-out things on here, didn't they?
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All I'm getting is the Forecast Channel.
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Yay! The five-day report!
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That means the Midwestern Business Planner is next!
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See, Tricia, I told you the barometric pressure was falling.
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Know-it-all.
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Commercials are bad.
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Commercials lie.
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Let's move the snack up to 8:15.
We'll get to flossing quicker.
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Quinn, I know that plenty of guys want to go out with you,
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and plenty of girls want to go out with me, and that makes me think we should be together.
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Oh, Skylar, you're number one in my book... by 14 points.
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Will you excuse me? I'll be right back.
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Raisins?
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Raisins are nature's candy.
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Then why do they have to cover them with chocolate to sell them at the movies?
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Sugar is bad.
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Sugar rots your teeth.
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Sugar makes you hyper.
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Hitler ate sugar.
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I can hope and I can dream and I am full of, full of, full of, full of self-esteem!
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The hare and tortoise had a race, the tortoise won, he took first place,
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he knew he really passed the test because he did his very best.
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So very mad was Mr. Hare, he claimed the race, it wasn't fair,
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who won, who cares, it's all the same, what counts is how you play the game.
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I can hope and I can dream and I am full of, full of, full of, full of self-esteem!
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This record is shot.
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Why don't you ask your parents to get you the CD?
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Compact discs were forced upon consumers so that record companies could increase their profit margins.
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That's important for a six year old to know.
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Let's play it again!
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I win!
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Okay, that's enough cemetery.
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Let's play a new game.
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It's called lichen.
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Here are the rules.
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Lie on the floor and make believe you're a fungus on an old tree trunk.
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First one to move, or drop a spore, loses.
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Hey, Grandma, it's time for your damn pill.
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You were supposed to be here an hour ago. I'm desperate.
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I had to wait for my ride.
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Trent just got back from rehearsal. Relax, I'm on my way.
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Tad dropped a spore!
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Did not! It was a raisin!
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Bring junk food...
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Quinn always lets me fix her hair.
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Her bouncy hair? Find something else to do.
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I guess we can listen to the record some more.
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Okay, the hair it is.
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I'll shine your shoes!
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Do you always do exactly what adults tell you?
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Yes!
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Do you always believe everything they say?
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what if two adults say exactly opposite things?
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You're mean!
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Thank God you're here.
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All hail, Pippi Longstocking.
Hey Trent, come look at this!
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Where did you learn to baby-sit?
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I used to help with my sister Summer's kids, till they got old enough to run away.
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Can I exfoliate your skin?
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Quinn lets you do that?
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Quinn doesn't need it.
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Yes, well, you've used exfoliate, our vocabulary word of the night, so now it's time for bed.
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But the vocabulary word for the night is indemnification.
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Made you say it.
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Okay, kids, we're all suited up, so it's time to blast off to sleepy land!
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I guess I just don't speak the language.
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But you have to read us a bedtime story first.
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It's on the schedule.
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Sure is. Right before ear canal irrigation and praying for world peace.
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Mr. Potty Goes to Town... The Tidy Teddy Bear Family... Kaneesha's First Kwanza.
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The Ten Arguments for the Elimination of Television Pop-Up Activity Book.
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Isn't there something decent to read?
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Got some old classics over here.
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They'll do.
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So Cinderella skipped the ball and asked her fairy Godmother to make her the first woman president.
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Realizing that the monarchy was becoming obsolete, the prince opened a video store.
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That's not how it goes.
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But I like it better this way.
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And then, the little engine decided that he just wasn't the competitive type.
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So Old Mother Hubbard tracked down the deadbeat loser and made him pay child support.
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And the dish ran away with the spoon,
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but Hawaii was the only state which would recognize the marriage as legal.
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And the truth is, no one will ever ask to see your permanent record.
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Wow, you guys are smart.
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I think that's enough for tonight.
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Gee, Mom and Dad never told us that people can think for themselves.
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Yeah, or that Tom Cruise is five foot four!
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Daria? Jane? How do we know that what you tell us is the truth?
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You don't. And that's the greatest lesson of all.
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We made up that part about aliens living under the North Pole.
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I thought so.
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Hey, the kid's gonna be all right!
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Well, they're finally asleep.
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Think you can fix that?
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Think I can fix it?
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Tonight, on Sick, Sad World, a prime-time special about people just like you, only more pathetic.
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Just in time.
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I guess you're not going to work on your paper.
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I'll have to get an extension.
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Right now, I'm having trouble remembering my own name.
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Can we have a drink of water?
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Cool! Mud wrestling!
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Oh, busted! Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
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This is fun! You're my favorite baby-sitter, Daria.
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Me, too!
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Just don't tell your parents we let you stay up late.
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Do we look stupid or something?
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So much progress in one night.
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So, when do you want to go out again?
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How about a week from Thursday? I'm booked until then.
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I thought you were my girlfriend now.
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But I can't cancel all my other dates.
I have to stick to my commitments.
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Besides, I wrote them down in pen.
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Wednesday, Eric? But he's my best friend! And who's Bob?
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No that's B period O period B period.
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It stands for boy on bike.
I didn't catch his name.
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Let me see that!
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Wow, what's this!
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Long term plans: September, break up with Skylar;
October, go out with Taylor?
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His parents have a ski house!
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Hi, Daria. How did it go? Any problems?
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It sure is hard to tear them away from their oral hygiene routines, but other than that...
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Well, thanks for coming over. We'd hate to miss Couple's Therapy Night.
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I just love the new picture in your living room.
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You were at my house?
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Yes, and we had a breakthrough tonight.
Your father cried.
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Brittany, although your topic, "The Cult of Abs," was an intriguing one,
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I'm afraid that the choice of photo collage, rather than actual text, did not work to your advantage.
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"D." Bummer. And I ruined all my magazines!
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Daria, your paper was excellent, and the original research was thought-provoking,
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although it would probably be considered a felony in most states.
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"The Real-Life Experiment in Mind Control Deprogramming. "
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Subtitle: "My Night at the Gupty's. "
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I guess I got inspired.
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Talk about an efficient use of quality time.
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I am cool and that is it, and everyone else is full of, full of, full of...
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Tad!
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Tricia!
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Written by Anne D. Bernstein
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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Sick Sad World G-string Grandmas
Dishwalla - Give
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Quinn's shrunken shirt
The Cardigans - Been It
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Jane putting her shoes on
Portishead - Glory Box
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Daria walks up to the Gupty's door
Orbital - The Saint Theme
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Dionne Farris - Hopeless
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Bally Sagoo - Tum Bion Jiya
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in Chez Pierre
Celine Dion - All By Myself
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playing cemetary and lichen
Orbital- The Saint Theme
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storytime
Tricky - Overcome
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storytime
Tricky - Black Steel
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Dis N Dat - Freak Me Baby
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60 Ft. Dolls - Stay
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After 7- Sara Smile
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closing credits
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