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And like a husband going home to his noble and self-sacrificing wife,
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the rat keeps returning to the food box.
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That is, the positive reinforcement.
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Huh, if only men could be more like rats.
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Oh, sure, they come home at first.
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You feed them, you wait on them, and then,
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after twenty-two thankless years, they just up and leave.
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No note, no phone call, no nothing!
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Just... like... that!
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I wonder why he left.
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Now, before I divide the class into teams of two,
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who can give me another example of reinforcement?
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Fine, class. Ignore me... just like he did! Kevin?
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Shut up, Kevin.
Daria? Reinforcement?
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Hmm... to make a child stop crying, a mother might say,
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"That's it! I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real father. "
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Whenever the child gets upset, the mother might wave an airline ticket in her face,
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or maybe even frame it on the wall by the clown picture.
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The ticket stops the girl from crying, or showing any emotion... ever.
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Right, that's...
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Years later, seeing an airplane or just hearing one fly overhead can unleash a Pandora's Box of repressed anger,
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shattering the grown child's fragile psyche and triggering a psychotic and possibly deadly episode.
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I like the way you think.
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Kevin... Daria will be your lab partner.
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What?
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You two will design a maze,
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and condition Kevin... I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement.
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But babe, we've never been separated on a lab project before!
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What'll we do?
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Pass?
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Brittany, Charles will be your partner.
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But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!
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Give me an "R."
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I really like doing mazes.
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Those ones on the back of cereal boxes are cool.
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Well, now I am excited.
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Shut up, Mack!
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So, now Kevin's my lab partner.
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Next best thing to working alone.
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Oh, no. He likes mazes.
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Maybe you could get a wind-up toy to distract him.
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His wind-up toy is working with Upchuck.
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Hey, Daria. Mind if we do the maze thing at your house?
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My cable's broken.
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It's 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening.
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The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns.
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Daria, I heard you're working with Kevin Thompson on a science project.
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He's quarterback of the football team, isn't he?
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Brittany was sobbing in the bathroom.
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Science is fascinating. Tell me all about it, honey.
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I can't. I signed a confidentiality paper.
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The other scientists would be mad.
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Oh, forget it, Daria. Quinn, how was your day?
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It sucked.
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First my teacher gave my paper on Cleopatra's makeup don'ts an "F"... like he would know.
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Then my heel broke.
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Then, like, the day was almost over and only two guys had asked me out.
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Luckily, just before...
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Daria, please tell me about the project.
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It's about how behavior is affected by positive or negative reinforcement.
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Sounds super.
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Like... say, you have a friend who responds to everything you say with,
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"That's great!"
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This insincere reply is the same whether you saved a life or killed a bug,
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and thus becomes "negative reinforcement,"
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causing you to withdraw from that person or persons.
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Wow. That's fantastic!
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Maybe if you and Kevin work well together,
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he'll associate you with feeling good and want to include you in his circle of friends.
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Do you really believe that?
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Believe? In what sense?
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Maybe I'll help with the project.
I'm into science.
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Quinn, that's great!
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What exactly do you like about it?
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Um, like, now they can make perfume without hurting little bunnies.
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Door!
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Phone!
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Hey, Kevin.
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Hi, Quinn. Hey, Daria, I'm ready to start this maze thing.
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I'm helping. Let's go.
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Wait a minute, Kevin.
There's something I want you to see.
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Look, Kevin: the Pigskin Channel.
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Great big guys slamming into other great big guys. Fun.
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Cool!
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The Pigskin Channel!
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Classic football games 24 hours a day... every day, all this month.
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Good thing I have nothing planned.
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I guess it's just you and me.
Got your saw and sandpaper?
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Um, actually, I'm, like, needed here more. Right, Kevin?
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Kevin, if you want a pillow or anything, there's one on that chair.
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Thanks, babe. Just put it behind my back.
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Shouldn't you be working on your project?
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You know, teaching a mouse to fetch or whatever?
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Looks like there's plenty of fetching going on already.
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Kevin, if you want a soda or anything, there's some in the fridge.
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I know I'm kind of thirsty.
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Thanks, babe. Could you, like, put some ice in it?
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How many cubes?
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Two is cool.
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Welcome to Casa de Chuck, bella senorita.
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Don't worry, toots.
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This torrid affair shall remain our little secret... as it must.
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Listen, Upchuck, you come near me and Kevin will bust your...
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Kevin? Kevin's busy now... with Daria!
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But you're right.
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Passion can wait until we've constructed our maze.
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There's the saw.
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Excuse me? I don't do saw.
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Oh, my fragile petal
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either you do your share, or I tell everyone we're dating.
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Like anyone would believe that.
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But they would believe... this.
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Isn't that Sam Stack, quarterback for Oakwood? Our rivals?
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But Kevin and I broke up that week.
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Wait... how did you get this? You pervert!
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Silly me! I was taking pictures and forgot I had the telephoto lens on.
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On second thought, I'll start the maze.
You can get me a soda.
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In the kitchen.
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I take two cubes... not one, not three... two.
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Slave for a week.
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Go, go, go!
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Gee, Kevin, I hope the steak isn't too medium rare.
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You suck! That's my team!
Oh, the steak? It was cool.
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And I really like this yellow dip.
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Hey, tomorrow night, let's have Sloppy Joes.
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Um, I was thinking tomorrow night you might take me to Chez Pierre.
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The food there is, like, really good and the waiters are, like, really foreign.
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Gee, babe, there seems to be plenty of good food right here.
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Yes, but...
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You suck, you suck, you suck!
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What happened to you?
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That despicable Upchuck made me change the water in his fish tanks!
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Is Kevin here?
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Sorry, Brittany, but he's very busy working on the maze thing and can't be disturbed.
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Hey, Quinn, what's for dessert?
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But...
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Got to go!
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Kevin, what are you doing here?
Did you get lost?
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No! I mean, sort of. Hey, cool!
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You finished the maze!
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That must've taken, like, forever.
Oops. Sorry.
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Kevin... I want you to put the door down and step away from the maze, and no one will get hurt.
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Hey! Is this the mouse we're training?
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You don't recognize him after all your hours together?
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Hey, can you make him stand on his head?
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Not right now. He's exhausted from jumping rope.
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Look what I made, Kevin.
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No ice cream? I wouldn't put up with that if I were you.
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Uh, yeah. Thanks, Quinn.
Leave it by the TV.
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Leave it by the TV. It's like we're already going out.
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There you are!
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Yo, babe.
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So, like, what have you been doing all night?
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Um... working?
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Wow, this looks really complicated.
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Kevin, you're so smart. Explain it to me.
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well, see, there's this path.
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Wait... hey. Oh, there's two paths. Cool!
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Working, huh? You could at least hide the evidence.
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Now tell me, what's going on here?
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Relax, Brittany. Have a nice big piece of the chocolate layer cake Quinn made just for Kevin.
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Ooh! You, you... vixens! Come on, we're leaving.
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But it's only half time! I mean... Daria needs me.
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Yeah. He has three more doors to break.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Brittany!
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Ugh! All right, I'm going.
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But I'm warning you, Miss... Smartiness.
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I know how to fight for my man.
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What man?!
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If you were really good, you'd get the mouse to stay off both paths
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you know, like Dada. Everything is useless.
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I wouldn't do that to the mouse, but it might be fun to try it on...
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So, Daria, we still have a lot of work to do on this maze thing, right?
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Yeah, but I don't expect you to maintain your laser-like focus of the past week.
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Cool! Whatever. Hey, maybe I'll stop by the garage tonight... after the Steelers game.
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That's not really necessary...
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Oh, wait! I can't.
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I promised Quinn I'd help her practice her back massage technique.
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Does this boy always think of others first?
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Kevin's been hanging out at that Daria chick's, like, every night this week.
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But that chick's a brain.
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There must be something we don't know.
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We gotta find out.
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Can you believe Daria's trying to take Kevin away from me?
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I can't believe anyone would try to take Kevin away from you.
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Thanks. You're a friend.
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Kevin, the new Whitney Houston movie is out and I want you to take me... tonight.
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Can't, babe. Got to work with Daria. You know, science.
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That's all right, Dr. Pasteur. You can take a night off.
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Daria! That's a chick movie!
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Pst! Kevin, Brittany's...... a chick!
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I heard that. What show are we going to?
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Oh-oh. Gotta go. Practice!
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If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong.
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Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain.
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You know, Brittany,
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that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.
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Or is it... former boyfriend?
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Ooh! Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy!
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So, Daria, are you doing anything tonight?
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She just called you Jimmy.
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Whatever. How about tomorrow night?
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Hi! Guys! Hi, Joey.
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tell me that really funny story again about how you made chocolate come out of your nose.
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So, Daria, you feel like hitting a movie?
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
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Joey, Jeffy, Jamiel. Which one of you guys wants to walk me home?
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How can I compete against sisters?!
There's only one of me.
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Maybe you can get your brother to wear a skirt.
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My brother!
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Damn it, Upchuck!
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Excellent!
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Okay, I shined your spoon collection,
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filed your disgusting magazines and finished your shopping.
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Can I go now?
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I'm sorry, Brittany,
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but I specifically said I wanted the honey that comes in a bear, not a jar.
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Ooh! You, you... weasel!
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"And remember, Kevin, it was the week that you two had broken up,
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so I don't think you should be too angry with... Back-Seat Brittany. "
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I am kind of dating Kevin.
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Yeah, well, older guys just go for me.
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They like to take me to expensive restaurants.
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Hold on, another call. Roderick!
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Sure, I date guys your age... I mean, sometimes.
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Hey, have you ever been to Chez Pierre?
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Kevin wants this.
Can I leave it in the garage?
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See you on Wednesday. Got to go. Hello? Matthew!
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Now, don't say a word.
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Ouch! Ooh! You icky little... animal!
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Okay, you Morgendorffer tempstresses.
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You're going to have find a new excuse if you want to drag my Kevin over here now.
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Don't let this mouse out of your sight, okay?
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I don't even want to know.
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Kevin. I have some bad news.
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Aw, your cable's broken?
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No, I...
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The game got cancelled?
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No, listen.
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They're running the game opposite the...
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Listen! Our mouse is gone.
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Oh, boy, Daria. You really had me going for a minute.
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Kevin, without the mouse, we fail, and we don't have time to train a new one.
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Bummer. I wish there was something I could do. But what?
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Hey, Mr. Morgendorffer.
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It's Jake, my man, Jake.
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You know, I went out for football in military school, but the other kids taunted me.
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Said I ran funny.
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Well, I've shown them!
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The smug little turds.
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I've got the house, the paycheck, and they're all lying dead in a stinking rice paddy.
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At least, that's the way I like to think of them.
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Hey, how about a soda?
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Sure. I like two ice cubes.
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Me, too!
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Kevin? Do you think my skirt is too short?
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Go, go, go!
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Quinn, do you know anything about this?
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Oh, right.
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Like some plastic bear is going to make Kevin choose Brittany over me.
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Brittany?
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Yeah. She left it in the garage for Kevin.
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Shoot me if ever get that desperate. Hey, Kevin?
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My teen years... a nightmare of shame and guilt.
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They didn't call it self-love then, Kevin. They called it self-abuse.
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But babe, I didn't do anything wrong!
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Don't lie to me, Kevin!
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It's all over school you're dating both Daria and Quinn!
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Really? Whoa, twins.
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Quit following Kevin!
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Gee, Brittany. What happened to your hand?
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Uh, um... faulty eyelash curler.
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I just told Ms. Barch about the disappearing mouse.
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She said if we don't turn the project in tomorrow we'll have to do a makeup experiment.
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A really big makeup experiment.
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It could take weeks, even months.
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Cool.
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Do you have a camera?
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You might want to take a picture of Kevin so you'll remember what he looks like.
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Why, you...
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See you at 8:00, Kevin.
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Oh, and I'll tell Quinn to fire up the grill.
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Wait!
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Okay, so I stole the rotten little rat.
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But I did it for us, and Whitney.
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I just couldn't stand being away from you any longer.
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Babe...
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This is all very touching.
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Brittany, a deal. The mouse for Kevin.
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Deal.
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Sucker
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Let's go, Kevin.
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Daria, I can still come over and watch the Pigskin Channel, right?
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Let me guess. You have a little brother.
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How'd you know?
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Cool. The maze thing really works.
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Yeah, that mouse is just ripping up the paths to the food box.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Come on, let's go over to my place and watch the Pigskin Channel on my new satellite dish.
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Wow! How'd you talk your parents into getting a dish?
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I told them I wanted to watch the History Channel.
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Parents!
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Kevin? Where are you going?
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Oh, I'm heading over to Britt's to watch TV.
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Wait... I can get a bear.
I'll get two bears. Three!
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Goldilocks complex.
She's seeing a therapist.
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Hey, Kev. I missed you, dude.
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Come on, the game's about to begin.
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Oh, and I found my old journal!
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What is it with this family?
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Brittany, Charles. You're up.
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We started with...
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Shut up, Charles.
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Brittany, did you go with negative or positive reinforcement?
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Um... negative?
I mean... positive?
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Please, Ms. Barch, let me explain...
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Charles, shut your miserable, lying, cheating mouth.
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Brittany, continue.
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The mouse, um... it's supposed to run down the path. Right?
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Brittany and Chuck. You fail.
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Shut up, Upchuck!
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Daria, Kevin.
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In conclusion, this mouse... through no fault of my own, Brittany
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was repeatedly abused by a ten-year-old boy.
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As a result, the mouse's primary response to everyday stimuli is fear.
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Similar reactions also occur in humans.
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Take the mugging victim, beaten with nunchaks in an alleyway.
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As he, or she, recalls the attacker's face
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his scraggly goatee and cheap, dangly earring
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she learns to hate and fear all men, regardless of age, race or taste in jewelry.
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Really?
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Don't interrupt, hateful scum.
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Excellent job, Daria. You get an "A."
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All right!
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Not you, you man. You get a "D."
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All right!
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You know, Daria,
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I really liked hanging out at your house and working on the maze thing.
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Yeah, the week just flew by.
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It was like you were hardly there.
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Thanks. Hey, Daria?
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Yes?
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I'm having a big party Friday, and I want a lot of cool people there. Could you...
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Yes?
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...ask Quinn if she could make it?
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Written by Peggy Nicoll
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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Daria and Jane sitting in cafeteria
Ben Lee - Pop Queen
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Upchuck blackmailing Brittany
Morphine - Like Swimming
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1st commercial bumper
Morphine - Like Swimming
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Kevin and Daria in garage
Buckshot Le Fonque - Music Evolution
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in Pizza King
Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There
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Brittany and her brother
Veruca Salt - All Hail Me
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Daria, Kevin, and Brittany in garage
Dishwalla - It's Going To Take Some Time
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closing credits
Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck
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