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A hundred miles?
To go to a mall?
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Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!
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Sit down, dear.
We're not going.
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It's not a mall,
it's a super mall!
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The Mall of the Millennium.
Shop there forever!
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If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says,
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"Imagine all the people,
browsing in a mall. "
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Isn't that weird?
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It's too far away, Quinn,
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and you've done enough shopping for this quarter.
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Muh-om! As vice president of the Fashion Club,
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I need to know what's out there!
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Vice president? Did you know she was vice president, Helen?
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Yes, Jake.
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Of the Fashion Club!
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Yes, Jake. Vice president of the Fashion Club.
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Do you think this tie works?
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It's nice, Daddy,
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but I think a mandarin collar would really set off your strong jaw line.
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Now, if you drive me to the Mall of the Millennium...
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No more malls until you bring up your grade point average.
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Exactly. What's wrong with her grade point average?
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How will I hold my head up in the Fashion Club?
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A traction pulley?
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Just because you're not interested in what's new and attractive and popular...
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Oh, I'm interested.
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But why go a mere 100 miles away?
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I bet they have some fascinating malls in Southeast Asia.
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Southeast Asia? To go to a mall? Dammit!
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Sit down, dear.
It was a joke.
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In economics, we call this flow.
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We have a scenario of supply and demand,
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where a new demand is created by a previous supply.
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Does everyone follow?
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Can anyone give me a concrete representation of this abstract theory?
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Daria?
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If we're talking concrete,
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I'd have to go with that repository of human greed and debasement:
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the mall.
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Very good, Daria.
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The mall is a very beautiful illustration of all these economic principles.
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In fact, it would make for an excellent field trip.
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All right! Field trip!
Where are we going, man?
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The field.
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Cool.
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We'll visit that brand new Mall of the Millennium.
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It's a perfect emblem of a modern day economic structure.
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Um, I think that's a really bad idea.
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Don't be silly, Daria.
It's your idea and it's perfect.
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I second Daria.
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The mall is a dangerous influence on today's teens and the fluorescent lights give you seizures.
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We'll take a vote.
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All in favor of a class trip to the mall next Friday instead of our usual surprise quiz?
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All opposed?
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This is great!
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Kevin and I love going to the mall during school.
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I mean, between classes. I mean...
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what do I mean, babe?
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What's the difference, babe?
You look hot.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Bennett.
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I can't go to the mall.
I have a skin condition.
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What are you talking about, Daria?
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If I'm in an enclosed space for too long, I get hives.
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But you're in an enclosed space now.
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Yes... and I'm really itchy?
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These hives get bad,
Mrs. Bennett, I've seen them.
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They drip with puss.
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Just trying to help.
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Seventy eight bottles of beer on the wall,
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seventy eight bottles of beer!
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If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
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seventy-seven bottles of...
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Babe? That's a really cute song and all,
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but do you think you could stop for a while?
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Sorry, babe.
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We always sing that song on the team bus.
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It makes us fierce!
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You're not on the team bus now.
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I'm not your teammate.
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I'm your girlfriend!
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We talked about the difference, remember?
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Sorry...
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Would you rather do what we do... with your teammates?
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All right, then.
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Sealed in glass though it may be,
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in its own way the mall can be viewed as a living organism.
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Mack Daddy, did you hear what Mrs. B just called the mall?
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She said "organism. "
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That's not the same as "orgasm. "
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And stop me calling that, okay?
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Babe, did you hear what Mrs. B called the mall?
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Do you think it would dishonor Dr. King's memory if I went to sit in the back of the bus?
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At least he's not singing.
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Hey, sweet baby, how'd you like to spend some do-re-me, huh?
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I need some models for this... um...
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Sorry.
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Ladies! Are you aware of the advantages of a gold card?
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Very advantageous when it belongs to your father.
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Dad wants me to pick up some bikinis for his secretary.
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But I need a couple of models.
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The two of you are about her size.
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What do you say, gals?
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Upchuck, are you aware that many therapists now accept credit cards?
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Daria?
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I feel sick. Can someone open a window?
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Allow me, fair maiden.
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I didn't know you got car sick.
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I don't, usually.
It's the fumes.
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It smells like...
it smells like...
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Teen spirit?
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Cheap perfume.
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Brittany must be working up a sweat.
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The modern day mall evolved when shopkeepers, a. k.a. merchants,
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discovered the benefits to joining economic forces.
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where was I?
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Mrs. B! Mrs. B!
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What, Brittany?
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Do you mind if we do a cheer?
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Um, go ahead, Brittany.
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Hey! How about a hundred bottles of...
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Okay everybody, let's make it a keeper!
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"Where are we going? The mall!
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What are we spending?
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Money! Money! Mall! Mall! Money! Mall! Mall! Money! Go class!"
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Welcome to the Mall of the Millennium, the world's second or third largest mall...
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Kevin, not now, okay?
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Not now what, babe?
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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Um, could it possibly wait?
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I know I'm going to be sick.
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Bienvenidos a la Mall of the Millennium.
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We're in area B, section Pink, and we need to get to area C, section Orange.
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So, if we just bear right at area L, section Blue...
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oh, wait, sorry. Wrong level.
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Look, Mack Daddy!
The Sports Shorts!
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A whole store full of shorts for sports!
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Everyone, we'll walk down R Moss, and turn right at Q Canary.
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Please keep the flow, people, please keep the flow.
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Who would ever guess there'd be so many colors?
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The person who thought them all up must be a genius.
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Yeah, and we haven't even gotten to puke green yet.
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Left at N Cranberry.
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Wait, is that cranberry or magenta?
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Jane, you're an artist.
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It's cranapple.
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Mrs. B? Can we please stop for a minute at Bikini Island?
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I'd like to buy a few trifles for the ladies,
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and perhaps you'd care to pick out something for yourself?
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Not now, Charles.
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We'll be late for our meeting with the mall executives.
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I had to work very hard to arrange this.
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These are very important, very busy...
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What is it, Mrs. B?
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The Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee-Bit Shop!
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Herbert and I collect Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits!
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Aren't they adorable?
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Look, a Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits cactus!
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And look at that little bunny rabbit with its own Fuzzy Wuzzy carrot!
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And of course, when you go to the mall, you look for what?
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Bikinis! Make that lovely, luscious, ladies in bikinis!
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Feisty!
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I always look for security guards leading away someone in handcuffs.
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Shoplifters are the best judges of merchandise.
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I meant more along the line of the qualities you look for?
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The stores? What should they be like?
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Perky... a little bouncy... not too bouncy...
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What?
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What?
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I have a question.
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Do you think our demographic can really be addressed by middle-aged middle managers telling us what's fun to buy?
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How about you? How many times a year do you go to the mall?
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Don't people usually get paid for participating in market research?
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Research?
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Now, Daria, these busy executives have been nice enough to give their time to help educate us on mall economics.
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Tell us about flow, would you?
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Okay.
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I bet that's a two-way mirror.
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You mean, if you turn out the lights you can see through it?
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Oh, you don't want to do that.
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The focus group is, um, a very important tool in mall management.
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We thought that with this live demonstration...
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I feel used. I feel abused.
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I feel that this is not a fun mall after all and the media should be made aware of it.
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All right, little lady.
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Here's a coupon for a free frozen yogurt.
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Don't insult me.
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Make it a ten dollar merchandise coupon?
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You're still insulting her.
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Okay, a twenty dollar merchandise coupon for everyone in the class.
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You don't get it.
There's a principle involved.
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No, there isn't.
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So much for idealistic youth.
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That's twenty bucks!
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Books By the Ton.
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"The country's biggest bookstore?" Aw, man!
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The Sports Shorts?
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Scissor Wizard.
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I can actually use a new pair of scissors.
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Here, I got one for you.
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The Doo Dad Shop. Oh, good.
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I've always wanted my own doo dad.
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Daria and Jane, you'll observe traffic patterns at the food concessions,
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and Kevin and Brittany, you will study and report back on shrinkage.
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What's shrinkage?
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Shrinkage is the retailing term for shoplifting.
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I'd like you to analyze its economic impact.
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Does everyone else understand their assignments?
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Now, we'll meet back here at quarter to three.
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Remember, area F, section Moss, level three.
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Got it? F Moss Three.
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I know a good way to remember that.
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You have a mnemonic device, Kevin?
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It's not an S&M thing, Mrs. B. It's just a way to remember that.
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Let's hear it.
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Fmossthree. Fmossthree! Get it?
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Fmossthree! Or was it Fmosstwo?
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Everyone, write it down!
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Traffic patterns at the food concessions.
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I've noticed a pattern.
People walk in looking hungry.
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And leave, stuffing their face.
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Assignment completed.
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Now, for extra credit, let's experience the traffic pattern for ourselves.
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I know! A makeover project!
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We'll find some hideously out of style nobody and make her look as good as us.
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Almost.
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That's so great, Quinn.
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I wish I'd had such a brilliant idea.
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You guys should impeach me and make Quinn president!
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Oh, Sandi, I never would have had that idea if it weren't for you.
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You said, "the Fashion Club should do more for the community. "
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You're a great leader.
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That's 'cause you guys are such great leadettes.
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So we'll find, like, a loser poster girl, to show that we really, like, do stuff for people.
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But if we do posters, shouldn't we be on them?
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We can have a fundraiser to buy her makeup.
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Cool, a party!
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Can I come?
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Listen, um, guy, why don't you just wait in the car for us?
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But you said if I drove you I could hang out with you.
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Oh, all right! But don't try to participate, okay?
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We're in the middle of a meeting.
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Look! They'd be perfect!
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Wow, you're right.
They need help.
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Especially the one on the left.
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She really needs volumizer.
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And maybe some subtle streaks.
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And a little skort set.
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Have you seen the new skorts?
Really cute.
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Is it a skirt or is it shorts?
I love that.
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I wonder if they make skorts for sports!
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Good to see you, too.
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Well. What an unexpected opportunity for sibling bonding.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Is that, like, a family thing?
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Just one sec, guys.
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I'm interviewing our first makeover candidate.
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I'm sure Mom and Dad will be really pleased to hear I ran into you.
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Here at the mall.
On this lovely school day.
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Okay, state your terms.
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It's weird.
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I can't think of anything I'd want... from you.
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How about a free makeover?
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No, thanks...
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but, I wouldn't mind taking it easy around the house for a month.
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A month?!?
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I'd hold out for cold cash.
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Or you can just never set foot inside a mall for the rest of your sorry adolescent life.
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And a ride home from your little friend would be great.
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Jane and I really aren't in the mood to take the bus back.
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Ugh! Fine! Meet us in an hour on level five, area D, section Lavender.
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You got that?
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Dlavenderfive. Dlavenderfive. Nothing to it.
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Who was that girl?
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Look, you were hired to drive, not speak, okay?
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You got us a ride home. Cool.
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No, I blew it.
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I should've made them drive Upchuck home.
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Hey, look. I can use my coupon.
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You got here just in time.
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You're almost in time.
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I've got this coupon.
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But I just wanted a pair of scissors.
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We don't sell scissors, we cut hair. Which show?
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What?
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Which TV show do you want your style from?
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Most of our clients go for a sitcom.
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Although, you're more the "movie of the week" type.
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I have a TV Guide if you want to browse.
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Have you ever seen Sick, Sad World?
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No.
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How about Animal Maulings on home video?
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Yeah, I'd love to have hair like that woman who was molested by the kangaroo.
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Really? She looks so every day.
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I mean, after she was molested.
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Make sure you get, like, the big clods of dirt and stuff in it.
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Listen, um, maybe you girls should come back another time.
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My next appointment's here.
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What about my coupon?
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Mousse?
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Hey, how about that guy who was trampled by the moose?
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Nah, his hair was too bloody.
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Nice of her to buy that coupon back for cash.
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Let's do yours next.
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I'm really not in the market for a doo dad.
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Come on. Let's at least find out what a doo dad is.
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What is this stuff?
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Who would buy such crappy, useless junk?
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Fmossthree. Fmossthree.
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Hundred bottles of beer on the wall... hundred bottles of beer...
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Did you see the cute little thingy with the cute thingy?
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I got it for you, babe.
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Oh, Kev, this is the first cute thingy that you've bought me since...
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wait... you didn't steal this, did you?
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It was shrinkage, babe!
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When your feeling bad or mad or sad, buy a doo dad!
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You'll feel glad!
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It's not too sad, to buy a doo dad, today!
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What are you doing to my friend?
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You're our lucky ten-thousandth customer.
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All these doo dads are yours for free!
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Don't you get it? You're our winner!
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Winner?
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You know, it's not a word for loser.
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On three, everyone...
"I love doo dads!"
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One... two... three...
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I love doo dads!
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Thanks for the ride, um, guy.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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You've become so considerate these past couple of weeks.
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And I bet she stays that way for another couple of weeks.
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That was delicious.
Anyone else want a cup of coffee?
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Let me, Dad. Let me.
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Should we tell them?
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Lets.
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Girls...
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I was a little hard on you the other day, Quinn,
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so Dad and I thought it would be fun to take you to a movie at the new Super Mega Multiplex.
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And Daria, after the movie we'll stop at Books By the Ton.
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It's the biggest bookstore in the country.
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You know, at the Mall of the Millennium.
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Great.
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Yeah, great.
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Did you think they'd be more excited?
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Oh, you know Daria,
she loves to act cool.
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Once we're there, wait until you see her face then!
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Written by Neena Beber
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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exterior shot before Mrs. Bennett's class
Kula Shaker - Hey Dude
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Beck - New Pollution
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trolley scene
Blur - Song Two
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students compare gift certificates
Orbital - Lush
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in the Scizzor Wizzard
Utah Saints - Ohio
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in The Doo-Dad Shop
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
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in car
Whitetown - Your Woman
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closing credits
Silverchair - Freak
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