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Stop following me, Daria. You're following me.
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We go to the same school.
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Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books?
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Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?
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Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else?
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A hair scrunchie?
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Great!
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Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie.
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Is that your sister?
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Don't pry, Joey.
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I'm Jamie.
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Whatever.
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Perspective is hard.
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Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane.
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You've really created the illusion of depth.
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I'm thinking of going into politics.
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Ms. Defoe? I need a new pencil. I used up the eraser.
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Here, Brittany, take another pencil and a fresh piece of paper,
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and try again.
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If I don't figure this perspective thing out, I'll have to take remedial art.
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I heard they make all the lefties become righties.
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But... you are a righty.
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Daria, you're smart. Show me how to do this.
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Well... okay. You know when things seem very far away?
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Like the weekend?
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Distant things, like mountains and buildings.
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But, Daria... we're in a building.
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Yes, but...
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Make believe you're at the mall.
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You're standing in front of J.J. Jeeters.
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Oh, like I would shop there.
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You don't have to go in.
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You're looking at Cashman's Department Store...
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Now you're talking.
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...way down at the other end.
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Everything seems to be pointing to the entrance and saying,
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"Come shop, come shop. " "One-day sale. "
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I get it! That's really realistic, Daria.
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That's one-point perspective.
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All the lines are pointing to one spot on the horizon.
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I get it! Except...
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Yes?
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Is Cashman's really having a one-day sale?
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Yo, Mack Daddy. You coming to Brittany's party?
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Don't call me that, okay? What's this party for, anyway?
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Um...
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Stop if it starts to hurt.
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Really. Um, her birthday was last month...
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I helped her exchange all her presents.
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Even yours?
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Yeah. Then she had a saleslady explain the difference between perfume and cologne.
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Interesting stuff, bro. Now I remember!
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The party's to celebrate her parents being out of town.
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Hey, Joey, Jeffy, Jeremy.
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I'm Jamie.
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Whatever. You going to Brittany's party?
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Uh, if we're invited.
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You're on the team, dudes. When a cheerleader has a party,
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all the football players are automatically invited.
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It's on page six of the play book.
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Really? Hey, Quinn, what about you?
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Can I?
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Sure!
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Sure.
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Who? Me?
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Which one?
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Him or me?
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Everyone! You can't expect me to choose a boyfriend right away.
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That would be like eating the first pancake off the stove.
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You have to feed one to the dog.
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Ugh! I hate it when the trays are wet.
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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger. "
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Is that from a song? Hey, thanks for helping me out in art.
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No problem.
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Maybe I could help you out in something.
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Well, you could show me how to twirl hair around my little finger and look vacant.
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I don't know if that's something you can teach.
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Ugh! I hate it when the pudding has skin.
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I know what you mean... and that scares me.
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Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common.
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Breathing?
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I mean, you're not popular,
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but you're not so unpopular that you couldn't come to my party Saturday night.
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Is that an invitation?
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Yes! Just this once, though.
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Gee, Brittany. I'm overcome with emotion.
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You need a napkin? Anyway, I promised the other cheerleaders
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that I wouldn't invite any more really attractive girls.
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Now I'm especially flattered.
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Don't mention it.
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These are really good. I didn't know you studied life drawing.
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Yeah, last summer.
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You're really bursting out of the picture plane here.
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Oh, yeah. That particular model was quite bursty.
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I think she had her bursts done.
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Speaking of which... Brittany invited me to her party.
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No kidding? Are you going?
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Sure. And after that, I think I'll swallow glass.
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Why? Do you want to go?
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Oh, no, I'd much rather stay home and listen to my brother practice the opening to "Come as You Are. "
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I bet I could get some great sketches there...
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Well, I'm sure there'll be plenty of people posing.
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If you want to go, just make believe you're me.
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When you're popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway.
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"Hi, I'm Daria. Go to hell. "
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It won't work.
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My face is too expressive.
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Sheer, semi-sheer, or opaque? Textured!
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Isn't one of you enough?
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Go away, I'm concentrating.
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I'm invited to a party Saturday night
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and I have to choose the perfect outfit.
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Countdown: only 72 more hours to go.
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Might this party be at Brittany's house?
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Yes, and might you go away now? Hey...
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how do you know about it?
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I'm invited, too... but I haven't decided if I'll go.
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You can't go! You'll ruin everything!
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You know, I really should broaden my social horizons.
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Mom! Dad! Daria is ruining my life again!
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Tell Daria she can't go to Brittany's party.
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My popularity is at stake.
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Now, don't begrudge your sister a chance to expand her circle of friends.
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Maybe now she'll have two.
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Touch�, Quinn.
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And don't think you're confusing me with that French.
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You should ground her because... her room is a mess!
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If I go down for that one, I'm taking you with me.
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Wait, here's something worse.
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I asked her to do my homework for me, and she made me pay.
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Never mind.
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I think it's great that you two are going to be spending time together.
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Dad and I would be happy to drive you to the party and pick you up.
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No!
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Thanks, but I'll find some other way to get there.
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Daria, I'd like it if you'd keep an eye on Quinn at this party.
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I don't know what I did, but it couldn't have been that bad.
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I mean it. And she doesn't have to know about it.
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Is this your way of acknowledging how much more mature and trustworthy I am?
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It's my way of saying if you won't do it,
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I'm sending you both with a babysitter.
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I'll take that as a ringing declaration of parental approval.
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Just the way it was intended, sweetheart.
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I love being the hostess.
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It's so easy to get home at the end of the night.
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You're a great hostess, cupcake. Hey!
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Did I tell you that I did this really nice thing and invited Daria Morgendorffer,
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even though she never, ever wears nail polish?
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Her sister Quinn's coming, too.
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Oh, no! She's too cute! My friends will kill me!
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Kevin, you're mixing up the flat ones and the ridgy ones!
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Everything looks great, munchkin. Why are you so nervous?
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I'm just afraid people will judge me by my house...
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and we don't have the Jacuzzi in yet.
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Hey, stuff like that doesn't matter.
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The most popular people with the best-looking hair
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that's what makes a great party.
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Thanks for the ride, Trent.
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No problem. I needed a break anyway.
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I've been practicing for ten hours straight.
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Daria, would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hands counts as practicing?
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As long as you don't drop it.
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I'll let you off here. I have a problem dealing with authority.
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Sure you don't want to crash?
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A high school party? Please.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't.
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Bye.
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Nice conversational skills.
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I hate you.
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We're here for Brittany Taylor's party.
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Names?
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Daria Morgendorffer.
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Okay, and you? What's your name?
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Tiffany. There's gotta be one.
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Tiffany Hodge, Tiffany Duke, Tiffany Fairchild or Tiffany Blum-Deckler?
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Uh... Tiffany Duke?
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Strike! You're out. I made that one up.
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Oh... she's not on the guest list.
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She's been hired to draw our portraits. She's very talented.
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And your name is Tiffany Duke, huh?
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What a coincidence?
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These are some of her sketches from art class.
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They're very lifelike.
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These are pretty hot.
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Stop! Halt there!
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Huh... never mind. Hello, gorgeous!
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So I said, "Just because people are cliquey and snotty is no reason not to like them. "
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Mm-hmm.
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I agree.
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Exactly.
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How do you like my house?
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Uh... it's quite coordinated.
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And the ceramic tigers, they're grrrreat!
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Where's the Jacuzzi?
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Here, I-I-I got you a drink.
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This ice isn't crushed.
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I'll go crush some.
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You know, Jeffy still sleeps with a teddy bear.
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These aren't twisty.
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I'll go twist some. You know, Jamie's really a sloppy kisser.
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I heard it from a girl!
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I like square crackers.
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Here. You know Joey was with a...
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Ugh, gross!
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Now she's really popular, but not as popular as she is.
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He's medium popular, and he just bought a great car so soon he'll be getting more popular.
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That guy was just popular enough to be invited,
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but now he needs to hook up with a girl who's more popular than he is.
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You really want to do this?
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You know, just because people are cliquey and snotty is no reason not to like them.
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Or hate them.
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Chin up, nose up, let's go.
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Daria, you're here. I'm so glad. Now we're even!
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This is Jane. She wasn't invited, but she's good in art.
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But I have you for that. Hmm... what do you know about geometry?
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Lots of circles, squares and triangles.
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Wow! Come on in!
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Look, two kinds of chips.
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Flat or ridgy. You make the call.
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Chuck Ruttheimer, here. And you are...?
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Jane.
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Esmerelda.
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I'll be your social director for the evening.
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Would you ladies like a tour of the house? It's free.
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Do you accept tips?
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Of course.
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Ditch the bangs.
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Feisty...
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This five-bedroom house is designed in a combination of southern pseudo-plantation
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and late mock-Tudor styles.
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To your right, the quasi-Victorian breakfast nook.
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Straight ahead, the family den, which was inspired by the novels of Isak Dinesen.
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And this... is the make-out room! Am I blushing?
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Confidentially, it's really the laundry room.
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Hey? Don't lean on the buttons!
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Can it, Upchuck, or I'll break your face!
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As we've reached the end of our tour,
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I'd like to thank you for your undivided attention. Any questions?
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Yes. How did you get invited?
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I dissected her frog.
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Now, she used to be very popular, but then then there was that unfortunate nose job.
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That one behind the tiger? She was new and cute so she became, like, popular overnight.
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Those three aren't popular at all. I don't know what they're doing here.
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Maybe some kind of exchange program.
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But what's with that girl with the glasses?
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Her face looks weird. All the same color.
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She's not wearing makeup.
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Is that a new look or something?
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Brrrrr. Scary.
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Those guys are looking at us.
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Don't they know we're from two different worlds?
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Regular and popular?
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The one in the green shirt is cute...
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in a head-too-big-for-his-body kind of way.
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I hate you.
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Hey. Partying hard or hardly partying?
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Hardly interested.
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So... where you girls been all our lives?
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Waiting here for you. We were born in this room,
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we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone.
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But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin.
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She likes you.
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Hey. Isn't that Quinn?
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Where?
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Over there, hiding behind the ceramic tiger.
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Yoo-hoo! Sis!
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I- I got to take this class. I've got to find Tiffany.
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I mean... Jane.
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Woo-hoo! Party!
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I'm glad we found you.
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We were looking all over.
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I looked the hardest.
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Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
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You need some help?
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I'll go with you.
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It's the bathroom!
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Hi, sis!
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Aren't you a little out of place here? And everywhere else on Earth?
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Hi, I'm Quinn's brainy sister. People say we look alike.
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What's she doing in there?
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Maybe she's taking a Jacuzzi.
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And the traffic was so tied up
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that my mom finally hands Quinn the empty soda cup and says,
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"Here, you gotta go? Then go. "
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I have this great picture at home of Quinn in her chubby stage.
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I've got five dollars.
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Boy, you try to look out for your little sister...
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Make it ten.
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Well, I have been saving up for a pair of snappy orthopedic shoes.
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Hello? Anybody there?
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There's a wild party going on up at Deer View Court.
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What do you plan to do about it? You can't ignore me!
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I pay your salary. Are you sleeping in there?
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You're not a real cop, you know!
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Quinn, I don't care if your sister is a brain.
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I would never hold it against you.
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So, you want to go in the laundry room?
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Hands off, Jamie. Quinn, you may come from a nerdy family
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but that makes your popularity, like, even more amazing.
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Now, why don't we ditch these two losers?
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Take a hike, Joey. Quinn, if you were my girlfriend,
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we could ignore your sister together. Now will you go steady with me?
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At least for a couple of hours?
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Oh, no! These shoes are suede!
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00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:03,506
It's the Soul Train. Beep-beep. Get on board.
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What happened to "Bobby Bighead"?
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I wasn't really interested.
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Too bad. Is this yours?
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Okay, fine. He thought my head was a lollipop. Ready to go?
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I was ready to go before we got here.
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So, have fun?
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Well, I didn't talk to a whole bunch of new people,
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I made Quinn want to throw herself down a well,
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and I'm going home with a bonus sock. All in all, a great night.
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Joey, Jeffy... Jamie?
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You got it!
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Uh... I don't think this is working out.
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What?
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What do you mean?
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, you're really special guys,
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and you deserve a really great girlfriend. Three, actually.
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But I feel that you're pressuring me to do things I'm not ready for.
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Huh?
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I don't understand.
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What do you mean?
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That doesn't mean you have to stop paying attention to me
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and buying me stuff and driving me places, but it does mean that...
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I think... what I'm trying to say is...
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"Let's be friends?"
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Yeah. Sorry.
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You came on too strong!
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You didn't give her enough space!
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You should have brushed your teeth!
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Stop it... stop fighting. This is horrible.
336
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They're fighting over me.
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That's it! Everybody out! Vamoose! You too, Kojak.
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The real cops are here now.
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Oh! Cops! Does that mean we're on TV?
340
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New security precautions. May I see some I.D., please?
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You seem awfully young to be doing this kind of work.
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It's a disguise, ma'am. We're actually much older.
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Not as old as you, of course, ma'am.
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Now, we have to a you a few questions.
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Is that your natural hair color?
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Well, I never in my life...!
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Never colors it.
348
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Known to the Greeks as...?
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Zeus.
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Excellent.
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I can name that tune in... three notes.
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Thanks for the party, Brittany.
353
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Sorry about the Jacuzzi.
354
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It's okay. The wall-to-wall carpeting in the bathrooms makes up for it.
355
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:34,638
Joey? Jeffy? Jamie? How am I going to get home?
356
00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:39,911
What happened to your fan club?
357
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:43,058
They beat each other up. It was kind of...
358
00:20:43,093 --> 00:20:48,418
what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic.
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Ironic.
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She was right the first time.
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You want to call Mom and Dad?
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And shift the balance of power? We walk.
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But my shoes are all squishy.
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You ladies in need of a knight in shining armor?
365
00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:07,385
Can we just take the armor and ditch the knight?
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Hey, it's a package deal, toots.
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00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:15,762
To your left, the home of the town director of public works,
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built on unstable landfill. To your right, a flattened squirrel.
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Straight ahead, the future!
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Stuff a sock in it, Upchuck.
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Feisty!
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Transcript by Anne D. Bernstein
www. outpost-daria. com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com
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R�ponses au blindtest:
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in Ms. Defoe's art class
Tonic - Open Up Your Eyes
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walking to school
Sneaker Pimps - Six Underground
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in art class
Fun Lovin' Criminals - Fun Lovin' Criminal
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in the cafeteria
Iggy Pop - Lust for Life
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in Jane's bedroom
PJ Harvey - That Was My Veil
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00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:44,919
Quinn looking in mirror
The Cardigans - Lovefool
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at Brittany's house
Fat Joe - Envy
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music in Trent's car
KoRn - Clown
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Quinn and Three J's at party
Shaggy - Why You Treat Me So Bad
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00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:52,923
Daria and Jane arrive at party
George Michael - FastLove
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"two kinds of chips"
Cake - The Distance
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00:21:54,925 --> 00:21:56,925
Upchuck's tour of the house
Montell Jordan - I Like
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00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:58,926
two guys approach Daria and Jane
311- All Mixed Up
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00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:00,927
kids crash the gate
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
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00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,928
Three J's follow Quinn to bathroom
Kula Shaker - Tattva
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00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:04,929
Three J's and Quinn by laundry room
LL Cool J - Loungin'
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00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,930
"it's the Soul Train"
Fifth Platoon - Party Line
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00:22:06,931 --> 00:22:08,931
Quinn breaks up with Three J's
Local H - Bound For the Floor
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00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:10,932
Mack and Jodie leave party
Silk Tymes Leather - Do Your Dance
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00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,933
music in Upchuck's car
Groove Collective - Life Off
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00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,934
closing credits
Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck
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