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(logo reverberating)
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(relaxing music)
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- [Ruth] I mean, I really
like that project that we did,
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to be honest.
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- Yeah, but on the whole,
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I just think this year's
been a massive bore.
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I mean, the most
interesting thing,
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was that Bridie had a
baby, and I swear to God,
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if I have to see one more
photo of that potato-ey blob.
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- Oh, come on, he's cute.
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- I just miss the good old days,
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where people would be gossiping
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over who got what
segment of the mag
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or secretly sleeping around.
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- You're literally
fucking the CEO.
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- Fine, when I wasn't the only
one secretly sleeping around.
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- Yeah, well you weren't
exactly secret about it.
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- Well, remember two years ago,
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we did that story about that guy
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who was taking photos of
girls he'd brought home
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and then selling them online,
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then we found out Shauna
had actually slept with him.
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- I didn't hear about that!
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- Oh, that was juicy.
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You didn't see the story?
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- Well, I work in accounts,
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I don't exactly read the
trash that we put out.
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Oh, I don't mean your fashion
segments, I love those.
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- If you'd been reading them,
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you wouldn't be sat here
dressed like a middle-aged mom,
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who hasn't been
fingered for years.
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- That's not what I look like!
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- [Stacy] Speaking
of which, how's Eric?
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- Oh, he's so perfect Stace,
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I finally found a guy
that actually respects me.
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(Gemma groaning)
(hand smacking)
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He's so caring and gentle
and he's a proper feminist,
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he loves how intelligent I am.
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- You dumb fucking stupid slut,
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you like it,
(Gemma groaning)
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you like it?
(Eric grunting)
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- And you'll never guess what,
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I think he's gonna propose!
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'Cause he's been acting
really strange recently
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and going out of the house
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and he's spending
Christmas with my family,
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so it's perfect timing.
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(Eric grunting)
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- I can't believe it.
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- Yep, you're looking
at a soon to be wifey!
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- I literally can't
imagine anything worse.
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- What?
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- Well, marriage, one man,
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one cock, for the
rest of your life?
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- Yes.
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- You want that?
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- Of course.
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It's gonna be the
best Christmas ever.
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- Well yeah, sure.
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But then he's still
gonna be there,
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for the Christmas after that
and the Christmas after that
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and the Christmas after that,
and the Christmas after-
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- Okay, okay, I get
what you're saying,
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but why wouldn't I wanna spend
my favorite day of the year,
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with my favorite person?
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I mean, he's the
stuffing to my turkey,
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(Stacey grunting)
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the star to my Christmas tree,
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the Christmas to my cracker.
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- Okay, I get it, Christmas
is like your thing,
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(Ruth laughing)
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but you're getting
sidetracked here.
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You're honestly telling me,
that for the rest of your life,
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you want to wake up to the
same laugh, the same jokes,
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the same sex, every
single day, until you die.
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- Yes!
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(Stacey sighing)
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- You're hopeless.
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I'm gonna be praying for you,
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while you're off planning
your nativity themed wedding.
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- Oh my God, that
is such a good idea!
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- You've got issues.
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(Ruth laughing)
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- I should get going.
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- You can't stay
for one more drink?
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- In exactly 43 minutes, it's
gonna be the first of December
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and I have a surprise for Eric,
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to kickstart the festivities.
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- Ooh, I bet you do!
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- Isn't it great?
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- I mean, it's
definitely a surprise.
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(Ruth laughing)
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- Are you not coming?
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- No, you go.
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That guy at the bar's
been undressing me,
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with his eyes, all night.
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I'm gonna stick around,
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to see if he knows how
to use his hands too.
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- Okay, well be careful.
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- Well, he's the one you
should be worried for.
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(relaxing music continues)
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Hi.
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(Eric grunting)
(whip thudding)
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- You've been a bad
boy, haven't you?
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- Yes, I've been a bad boy.
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- And you know, what
happens to bad boys?
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- [Eric] Oh, yes.
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- Don't you?
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- Yes.
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(Eric and Gemma grunting)
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(door clicking)
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- [Ruth] Eric? I'm home.
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- Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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- [Ruth] Eric!
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Eric, where are you?
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Eric!
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- Hey. What, what time is it?
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- It's Christmas time!
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(Eric sighing)
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- What?
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- [Ruth] Are you not excited?
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Got a surprise for you!
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Surprise!
- [Eric] Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, very nice.
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- [Ruth] You want to try it on?
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- No, no. It's okay. It
looks like it fits from here.
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Just don't wanna get it dirty.
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- What are you doing?
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- Uh, nothing.
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- What?
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(Ruth laughing)
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Have you been masturbating?
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(Eric grunting)
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To a gardening book?
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- Some vegetables
are very suggestive.
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(Ruth laughing)
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- Wait, what's that?
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- What?
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- What, what's
wrong with, show me,
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what's wrong with your dick?
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- It's nothing.
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- Why does it look like
it's being strangled?
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Eric, tell me!
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- No!
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- What? What is that?
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- What do you mean,
"what is that?"
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- [Ruth] That!
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- What?
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- I bought it for you, remember?
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Or did you block that
from your memory,
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like everything else?
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- What are you talking about?
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- Well, maybe if you
paid me more attention,
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I wouldn't have to bash off
to pictures of pots of plants,
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would I?
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(Ruth grunting)
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- Why are you saying this?
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- Every time I've
mentioned it to you,
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about that spicing up our sex
life, you flat out ignore me
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or it just goes in one
ear and out the other.
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You know how that makes me feel?
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- You think I'm boring?
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- No. No. I never said that.
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Look, I think I like certain
things and you don't,
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that's fine.
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But I think as a girlfriend,
you should meet me halfway.
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You know?
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(somber music)
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- I want this Christmas
to be really special.
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- So do I, babe.
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- Okay, well...
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If that's what you
want, then okay.
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(upbeat music)
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- Wait, not now, not now.
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(Ruth laughing)
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(Eric sighing)
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(Eric laughing)
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(Ruth laughing)
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Move,
move, move, move.
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(both laughing)
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Come here.
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- I love you.
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(kisses smacking)
(Eric grunting)
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Ruth!
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- You fucking, fucking,
- [Eric] Ruth!
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manipulative piece of shit!
(Eric groaning)
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You! Who the fuck are you?
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Out, now!
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Fucking asshole, out! Get out!
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Both of you, you
fucking dickhead!
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(Ruth exclaiming)
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(Ruth gasping)
(somber music)
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(trash bag rustling)
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(somber music continues)
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(sweater rustling)
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(Ruth sighing)
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(Ruth exhaling)
(traffic reverberating)
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(feet scuffing)
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- Oh, honey.
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(Stacey sighing)
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(candy rattling)
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(candy clicking)
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- What? What are you doing here?
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- You called me.
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- I did?
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- Eleven times at four o'clock
in the morning, to be exact.
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- Oh God, I'm sorry!
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- So he ran out on you, huh?
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- He ran like the
wind, more like.
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(Ruth grunting)
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He didn't even have the
balls to break up with me.
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I had the pleasure
of doing that myself.
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- But why?
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Things were going so well.
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- Turns out things
were going so well,
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because he was fucking
some slut on the side,
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that was willing to do
horrible, nasty things with him,
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that I won't do, because
apparently I'm too boring.
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- [Stacy] No.
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- Yep.
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- That motherfucker.
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(Stacey sighing)
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- I know.
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Now I'm gonna have
to spend Christmas
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with my lonesome
boring self, drinking.
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- No, you are not.
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Christmas is your
thing, remember?
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You are not gonna sit here
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and let asshole that
ruin it for you.
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He called you boring, who cares?
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Doesn't mean that you are.
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- Do you think I'm boring?
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- Take off your top
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and I might be able to
answer that for you.
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- I'm being serious.
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- So am I!
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Do you want my help or not?
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(Stacey laughing)
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Okay, this wasn't fair of me.
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That's your breakup bra, right?
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(Ruth groaning)
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That's your, shitty,
I hate myself,
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depression, bra, right?
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(Ruth groaning)
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Oh, please don't tell me,
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all your underwear
looks like that.
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Nope. Definitely not.
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Ew, are you serious?
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- They were on sale.
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(Ruth sniffing)
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- Are these granny pants?
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I haven't seen a pair of these,
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since I had to help my great
Aunt Margaret of her commode.
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I'm sorry, I
shouldn't be laughing.
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Ah! What have we got here?
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(Ruth sighing)
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Eric gave that to me, it's
an anniversary present.
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- That's more like it!
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- We never used it.
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- You never used it.
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I hate to break it to you,
but somebody's been using it.
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(Stacey sniffing)
264
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,476
- So I am boring.
265
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:28,115
- Not boring, maybe just
a little bit vanilla.
266
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,217
- Well, what's
wrong with vanilla?
267
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,186
It's the garlic of
the dessert world
268
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,488
and it's the best
flavor of ice cream.
269
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:35,856
Everyone knows that.
270
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,258
- Oh honey, no.
271
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:39,126
You don't want to be
vanilla ice cream.
272
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,228
You want to be triple scoop,
salted caramel ice cream
273
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,398
with chocolate sprinkles
and flaky salt on top.
274
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,933
- That does sound good.
275
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,067
(Stacey gasping)
(hands clapping)
276
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,802
- I know what we're gonna do!
277
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,970
It's Saturday and it's the
first day of Christmas,
278
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,939
so it's going to be a shit-show
279
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,474
and you better be prepared to
elbow some ladies in the tit.
280
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,875
(Ruth laughing)
281
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,943
- What the fuck are
you talking about?
282
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,311
- We are going shopping
283
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,346
and you're not going
dressed like that.
284
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,216
(Ruth sighing)
285
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,185
(buoyant music)
286
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:20,367
Come on!
287
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,705
(trash bag thudding)
288
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,372
See, doesn't that feel good?
289
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,009
Sexual healing a la
credit card. Let's go.
290
00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:33,280
(buoyant music continues)
291
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:49,463
(Stacey sighing)
292
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:55,969
Ruth?
293
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:56,805
(underwear rustling)
294
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,006
(both laughing)
295
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,976
(buoyant music continues)
296
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:24,465
(heels clicking)
297
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:31,238
(clothes thudding)
298
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,808
(Ruth sighing)
299
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,010
(lips smacking)
300
00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,879
Are you sure you
don't want my help?
301
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,247
- [Ruth] Yeah, I'm fine.
302
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,217
(Ruth grunting)
303
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,191
- What's taking so long?
304
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:53,360
- [Ruth] Stace?
305
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,829
- Yeah?
306
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,430
- [Ruth] I need your help.
307
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:59,466
(Stacey laughing)
308
00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:02,637
(Ruth gasping)
309
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,806
- What are you trying to do,
put it on or take it off?
310
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,508
- At this point, either.
311
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,209
- Come here.
312
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,480
- Ow!
(relaxing music)
313
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,153
- Yeah.
314
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:28,295
Fucking hell, you've been
hiding that, from the world?
315
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,732
(Ruth laughing)
316
00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:32,065
Look at those perfects tits!
317
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,436
(Ruth laughing)
318
00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:36,871
And that ass!
319
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,973
(both laughing)
320
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,022
(Stacey laughing)
321
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,325
What are you doing?
322
00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:03,263
No, you've got to strut
in, like you own the place!
323
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,502
(heels thudding)
324
00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:08,402
(Stacey laughing)
325
00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:09,838
There you go!
326
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:10,805
(Stacey speaking in
a foreign language)
327
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,406
(Stacey laughing)
328
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:15,075
The boys aren't gonna
know what's hit them.
329
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,310
Alright, next.
330
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,312
I wanna see you in the red one.
331
00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:23,083
(Stacey laughing)
332
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,163
Ooh! Okay, good. Come here.
333
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:40,635
I want you to take the
keys, go over there,
334
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,071
come back and drop your keys.
335
00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:47,474
(keys chiming)
336
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:48,408
Now pick them up.
337
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,247
No! Have you never
seen legally blonde?
338
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,683
- No.
339
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,719
- You need to bend, tits first.
340
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,991
(keys chiming)
341
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,559
Yes! That's it.
342
00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:07,494
Now come and sit
down, you sexy bitch.
343
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,463
(both laughing)
344
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,932
(Ruth sighing)
345
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,200
(relaxing music)
346
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:18,573
Now you can walk the walk,
but can you talk the talk?
347
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,677
I want you to repeat after me.
348
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:23,978
- Okay.
349
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,413
- I want you inside me.
350
00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:27,949
(Ruth laughing)
351
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,483
- I'm not saying that!
352
00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:32,085
- Why? It's just words,
it won't bite you. Say it!
353
00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:35,590
(Ruth sighing)
354
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,357
- I want you inside me.
355
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:42,564
- Good, now say, I want to climb
on top of you and ride you.
356
00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:48,770
- I want to climb on
top of you and ride you.
357
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:51,873
(Stacey laughing)
358
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:55,075
- I want you in my mouth.
359
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,845
(both laughing)
360
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:02,182
- I want you in my mouth.
361
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,985
(Ruth gasping)
362
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,521
(Stacey laughing)
363
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:09,591
(kisses smacking)
364
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:13,828
Wait, wait, wait, Stace.
365
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,630
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
366
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,934
- No worries. I get it.
367
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:21,134
(Ruth sighing)
368
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,837
But if you don't
want to with me,
369
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:26,574
I know a place, where there
are loads of attractive men
370
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:29,176
that you can practice
your new moves on.
371
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,778
- What, like a bar?
372
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:33,246
- Hmm, there's a bar there.
373
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,348
(Stacey laughing)
374
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,984
- Okay. Should we go get ready?
375
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:37,685
- Perfect. Let's go!
376
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,054
(Ruth laughing)
377
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:40,989
(glasses chiming)
378
00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:43,791
(upbeat music)
379
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:52,734
(feet thudding)
(both laughing)
380
00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:02,142
(both talking indistinctly)
381
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,184
- Oh my God, you didn't tell
me we're going to a sex club.
382
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,386
- I'm telling you now!
383
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,788
We're going to a sex club.
384
00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:14,756
- Is this even legal?
385
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,390
- Of course it is.
386
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,059
Not like we're just doing
it out on the street,
387
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,694
stop stressing.
388
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,461
If you don't feel
like participating,
389
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:24,231
just have a drink,
enjoy the show.
390
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,534
- Okay.
391
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,938
(doorbell buzzing)
392
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,406
(door thudding)
393
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:36,443
(loud music reverberating)
394
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:39,981
- Names?
395
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,381
- Stacey Allen.
396
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,920
- Oh, Mary...
397
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:47,755
Magdalene.
398
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,859
- Cash or card?
399
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,861
- Card please. My treat.
400
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:59,399
- Coats and bags over
there, no phones allowed.
401
00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:15,348
(Stacey laughing)
402
00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:20,287
(loud music continues
reverberating)
403
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,308
(feet thudding)
404
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:51,819
(sex club goers exclaiming)
(whip smacking)
405
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,722
- Yeah?
406
00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,023
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
407
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:01,996
(sex club goers
continue exclaiming)
408
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,733
- Hello.
409
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,404
- Fancy a threesome?
410
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,142
- I think my friend's
gonna sit this one out,
411
00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,745
but I'm happy to have
you all to myself.
412
00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:40,433
(sex club goers
continue exclaiming)
413
00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:52,013
- You are so beautiful.
414
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:54,381
- Thanks.
415
00:21:57,585 --> 00:22:00,755
- I really want
to eat your pussy.
416
00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,059
- Uh, I'm okay, thanks.
417
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,934
- Well, if you
change your mind...
418
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:20,575
(sex club goers
continue exclaiming)
419
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,326
- First night at, BJ?
420
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,426
- I'm sorry?
421
00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,230
- BJ, The Black Jaguar.
422
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,531
- Oh, yeah.
423
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:47,668
- Don't worry, you
get used to it.
424
00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,637
- I don't think I'll
ever get used to this.
425
00:22:49,737 --> 00:22:54,575
(sex club goers
continue exclaiming)
426
00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:57,678
Do you, do you partake?
427
00:22:57,778 --> 00:22:59,747
- It's not my thing, really.
428
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,015
I just work here.
429
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:03,050
- Why wouldn't you just
work at a normal club?
430
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,753
- 'Cause then I'd have
a normal, boring job.
431
00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:08,189
And who wants to
be boring, right?
432
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:09,857
- Right.
433
00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:10,825
- I'm Hugo.
434
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,425
- I'm, I'm Ruth.
435
00:23:12,526 --> 00:23:13,995
- Do people call you Ru?
436
00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:17,430
- Uh, yeah.
437
00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,300
You think having a
one syllable name
438
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,168
would be easy
enough to remember.
439
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,603
- What about Rudolph?
440
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:26,007
- You'd be the first, but
please don't call me that.
441
00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:29,543
- You look more like a
Cupid or a Vixen anyway.
442
00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:32,013
- Ah, so you know
your Christmas trivia!
443
00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:36,483
- So what's Vixen
doing for Christmas?
444
00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:37,952
Got any big plans?
445
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,056
- Well, I did, but
I don't anymore.
446
00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:45,693
I don't even think I'm gonna
go home to see my parents.
447
00:23:45,793 --> 00:23:50,264
- Ah, the old party
versus parents conundrum.
448
00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:51,666
- Yeah.
449
00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:53,100
More like telling
them why I'm single,
450
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,936
versus not having to do that.
451
00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:57,071
- Ah, the plot thickens!
452
00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:58,673
(Hugo laughing)
453
00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:01,542
So tell me, what sort of
idiot leaves a girl like you?
454
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,144
(Ruth laughing)
455
00:24:03,244 --> 00:24:04,845
- You know, the kind that's
obsessed with his mom,
456
00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:06,747
doesn't take any
responsibility for his actions
457
00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:10,985
and likes fucking girls
that he's not dating.
458
00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:12,019
- Wow.
459
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,389
- I know.
460
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,058
- What an absolute wanker.
461
00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,225
- Right?
462
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,393
- And right before Christmas.
463
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,661
- I know!
464
00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:23,664
- Well, if you're
not doing anything,
465
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,366
you can join us here at the Jag.
466
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,768
- Are you guys gonna
have a Christmas dinner?
467
00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:30,638
- Not quite.
468
00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:34,909
It's more of a
Christmas sex party.
469
00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:38,512
Hey, look, I know you're still
getting used to all this,
470
00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:40,147
but it'll be fun.
471
00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:42,984
There'll be dancers, DJs
472
00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:44,885
and we've even got
some film stars coming.
473
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:46,354
- Really?
474
00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:49,023
- Well, porn stars.
475
00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:50,490
- Oh.
476
00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,093
- And I'll be there.
477
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,028
- Oh, well in that case.
478
00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:58,866
I mean Christmas is like the
best day of the year, right?
479
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,769
I know, it's not exactly
how it's meant to be
480
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,871
and no, I won't be going
home to my parents,
481
00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:06,207
like I have been doing
ever since I was a kid,
482
00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:07,341
but, you know,
483
00:25:07,441 --> 00:25:08,843
it doesn't mean that it can't be
484
00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:11,912
the most not-boring
Christmas ever, right?
485
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:14,882
- Wow.
486
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:17,385
You really love
Christmas, don't you?
487
00:25:17,485 --> 00:25:18,619
- Is that bad?
488
00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:21,522
- No. Hey, I think it's cute.
489
00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:26,627
You wanna see something?
490
00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,196
- Um, sure.
491
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,566
Aren't you still on shift?
492
00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:34,468
- The boss won't mind.
493
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:39,206
(sex club goers
continue exclaiming)
494
00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,920
- Is this your boss's office?
495
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:54,955
- Sort of.
496
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,926
- Oh my God, these are gorgeous!
497
00:25:59,026 --> 00:26:00,828
(Ruth gasping)
498
00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:03,464
My grandparents had a
set just like these.
499
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,733
We had names for all of them.
500
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,034
- What happened to them?
501
00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:08,803
- [Hugo] When my
grandparents died,
502
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,171
my dad probably sold them
to, "Antiques Roadshow,"
503
00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,205
or something.
504
00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,545
- These weren't
easy to find either.
505
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:17,845
- Are they yours?
506
00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,448
- Yeah. It's amazing
what you'll find,
507
00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:22,683
in certain darker
places of the internet.
508
00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:27,321
You know what you were saying
before, about being single?
509
00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:30,591
It isn't a bad thing, you know,
510
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,797
it's more of a,
try something new.
511
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,335
- I guess when you
say it like that,
512
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,037
it doesn't sound so bad.
513
00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:46,140
- Try someone new.
514
00:26:48,909 --> 00:26:54,181
(Ruth grunting)
(kisses smacking)
515
00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:59,019
(both groaning)
516
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:19,640
(both continue groaning)
517
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:41,128
(kisses smacking)
518
00:27:46,635 --> 00:27:47,902
- Oh my God.
519
00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,006
Oh my God!
520
00:27:52,106 --> 00:27:54,308
Oh my God, what if
your boss came in?
521
00:27:54,408 --> 00:27:55,809
- He wouldn't have.
522
00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,444
- How do you know?
523
00:27:57,546 --> 00:28:00,714
- I didn't tell you before,
but I own The Black Jag.
524
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,217
- Wait, what? But I,
I thought that you-
525
00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:05,686
- You thought just
'cause I was a barman,
526
00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:06,854
that I was a nobody.
527
00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:08,657
- I didn't mean that. I just-
528
00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,057
- Just teasing.
529
00:28:10,157 --> 00:28:11,792
(Ruth laughing)
530
00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:13,595
(kiss smacking)
531
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,062
I didn't wanna say earlier,
532
00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:16,864
because sometimes
people get intimidated
533
00:28:16,964 --> 00:28:19,733
or think I'm a creep for
owning in a place like this
534
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,736
and I didn't want your
feelings of me to change.
535
00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,072
Because I like you.
536
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,807
(Ruth laughing)
537
00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:27,942
- I like you too.
538
00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,478
- What do you say
we get out of here?
539
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,480
My place is only
a few miles away.
540
00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,650
- Are you sure?
541
00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:36,750
- I think I know where I live.
542
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,118
(Ruth laughing)
543
00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:40,254
- No, I mean, are
you sure about me?
544
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,123
- Is Christmas on the 25th?
545
00:28:44,058 --> 00:28:44,925
- Yes.
546
00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:46,227
- Well, that's your answer.
547
00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:48,429
(Ruth laughing)
548
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:51,465
(kisses smacking)
549
00:28:57,871 --> 00:29:01,175
(heels thudding)
550
00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:02,843
- [Ruth] Oh I'm sorry,
I should take these off.
551
00:29:02,943 --> 00:29:05,246
- [Hugo] No, leave
them on. I like them.
552
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:27,901
(kisses smacking)
553
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,345
- Actually, I'm
still a bit sore.
554
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,315
(Ruth grunting)
555
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,219
- Is it the sort of
pain you dislike?
556
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,558
- No. I, I don't dislike it.
557
00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:53,160
I hadn't even thought about it.
558
00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:55,563
- So what are you afraid of?
559
00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:57,331
- I don't know, it's just pain.
560
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,504
- Exactly, that's all it is.
561
00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:05,039
(Ruth sighing)
562
00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:07,241
- Starting to sound like my ex,
563
00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:14,048
he was always trying to get
me to do this sort of stuff.
564
00:30:18,952 --> 00:30:19,953
- And did you?
565
00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:21,889
- No, I didn't want to.
566
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:25,192
- And what did you really want?
567
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,561
- I don't know.
568
00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:31,365
I guess I'm just not one
of those kind of girls
569
00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:33,233
that's crazy about sex.
570
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:35,436
- But don't you think that
maybe the reason for that,
571
00:30:35,537 --> 00:30:38,105
is that you don't know
what you really want?
572
00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:42,610
- How would I know what I want?
573
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:48,382
- Ruth, do you trust me?
574
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,654
(Ruth grunting)
575
00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:55,422
- As crazy as this sounds, yes.
576
00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:03,598
(kisses smacking)
577
00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:09,236
- Then we have work to do.
578
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:19,313
(pensive music)
(feet thudding)
579
00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:21,616
First and second draw.
580
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,820
(Ruth sighing)
581
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:29,189
(drawers scraping)
582
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,660
- Holy shit, if you're
trying to scare me,
583
00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:34,495
you're doing a good job!
584
00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:37,030
- Nothing in here can hurt you.
585
00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:39,400
On their own, all these
things are nothing
586
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,168
but lifeless objects.
587
00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:43,370
As long as you trust me,
588
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,239
there's nothing to
be afraid of, okay?
589
00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:47,441
- Okay.
590
00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:52,045
- Besides, we're just
taking baby steps,
591
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,380
one thing at a time.
592
00:31:54,849 --> 00:31:58,553
- I don't even know what half
these things are used for.
593
00:31:58,653 --> 00:32:00,622
- Go on, pick one.
594
00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:02,489
Don't be shy.
595
00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:12,399
A very fine choice.
596
00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:14,935
In the tray.
597
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:25,412
(restraints rattling)
598
00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:27,582
- And these?
599
00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:32,252
- You sure?
600
00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,124
(restraints rattling)
601
00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,126
- 'Tis the season.
602
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:47,000
(Ruth grunting)
603
00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:19,634
(appliances reverberating)
604
00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:23,771
Something smells good.
605
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,375
- Morning, sunshine.
606
00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:29,878
(Ruth grunting)
(kiss smacking)
607
00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,679
- You've been up long?
608
00:33:31,779 --> 00:33:32,981
- Long enough to
burn some toast.
609
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,083
(Ruth laughing)
610
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:41,288
(kisses smacking)
611
00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:49,731
(Ruth grunting)
612
00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,098
(phone ringing)
613
00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,902
- Oh. Oh, shit.
614
00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:55,402
Sorry, do you mind?
615
00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,204
- Go ahead.
616
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,587
- Hi, Mom.
617
00:34:12,687 --> 00:34:14,288
- [Mom] Ruthie dear.
618
00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,791
What's going on? You were
meant to call me yesterday.
619
00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:18,593
- Yeah. I'm sorry, I forgot.
620
00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:21,663
Look Mom, I have
something to tell you.
621
00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,531
Eric and I, we-
622
00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:25,265
(Mom gasping)
623
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,969
- [Mom] Engaged! I knew it,
your father owes me a tenner.
624
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:28,970
(Mom laughing)
625
00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,137
- Eric and I broke up.
626
00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:36,844
Mom, are you still there?
(dramatic music)
627
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:38,445
You're having a heart attack?
628
00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,449
- [Mom] But you two were so
good together, what happened?
629
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:45,085
- I don't really wanna
talk about it now, Mom.
630
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:46,588
But I did wanna say,
631
00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,089
that I probably won't
be home for Christmas.
632
00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:50,324
- [Mom] What?
633
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,327
- I just have a lot
of things on my mind.
634
00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:55,329
- [Mom] But Auntie
Gwenn is coming,
635
00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:57,331
all the way down from Newcastle.
636
00:34:58,231 --> 00:34:59,667
- Yeah, exactly.
637
00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:01,368
I really don't feel like
being touched up this year.
638
00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,004
- [Mom] Well, I thought
that was Uncle Des.
639
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,471
- No, that was the year before
640
00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,206
and he got so drunk
on mulled wine,
641
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,842
he thought I was his wife.
642
00:35:09,077 --> 00:35:10,477
- [Mom] Well, alright dear,
643
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,547
but I just, I don't want
you spending Christmas
644
00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:13,447
all on your own.
645
00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:15,083
Are you sure you'll be okay?
646
00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:17,184
- Don't worry about
me, I'll be fine.
647
00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:20,855
Besides, I think
I've met someone new.
648
00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:23,591
- [Mom] What, already?
649
00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:24,759
(Ruth laughing)
650
00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:26,661
- Call it a Christmas miracle.
651
00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:28,529
- [Mom] Well, Hallelujah.
652
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,197
(both laughing)
653
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,033
- Look Mom, I've gotta go.
I'll talk to you soon, okay?
654
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,133
Say hi to Dad for me.
655
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,002
- [Mom] Bye.
656
00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:35,069
- I love you.
657
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:36,004
- [Mom] Oh, I love you.
658
00:35:36,104 --> 00:35:36,938
- Okay. Okay, bye.
659
00:35:37,038 --> 00:35:37,839
- [Mom] Bye, bye.
660
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,608
(phone ringing)
661
00:35:44,112 --> 00:35:45,780
- [Eric] Ru, listen to me.
662
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,983
I've ended things with
Gemma, it's over now.
663
00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:51,284
We can go back to
how things were.
664
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:54,321
I'll do whatever you want,
just please take me back.
665
00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:56,524
- I'm sorry, I think you
have the wrong number.
666
00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:59,426
- [Eric] Wait, do you
have my electric razor?
667
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:03,097
- I don't know. Give me a
second, I'll have a look.
668
00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:04,565
- [Eric] Okay, thanks.
669
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,601
Hello?
670
00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,336
Hello? Hello?
671
00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,709
- Breakfast is getting cold.
672
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:17,444
- Sorry.
673
00:36:21,149 --> 00:36:22,617
It's a Christmas miracle.
674
00:36:24,085 --> 00:36:24,819
- Huh?
675
00:36:24,919 --> 00:36:26,554
- Nothing.
676
00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:27,655
- Who was that?
677
00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:28,690
- My mom.
678
00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:36,030
- Did you break the news to her?
679
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:37,197
- I did.
680
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,666
She took it pretty well,
681
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,333
considering I'm the
only one in the family,
682
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,970
that can make a perfect
Christmas turkey.
683
00:36:43,071 --> 00:36:45,106
(Ruth laughing)
684
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,240
- Oh yeah? What's the secret?
685
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:50,111
- Oh, well, if I told
you, I'd have to kill you.
686
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,646
- You can try.
687
00:36:51,746 --> 00:36:54,082
- I'm sure one of those
toys in your sex menagerie
688
00:36:54,182 --> 00:36:55,550
would do the trick.
689
00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:58,318
- Mm, I want you to
try even more now.
690
00:36:59,987 --> 00:37:02,523
(Ruth laughing)
691
00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:04,992
I wish I could lay in
bed all day with you.
692
00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:07,461
- Why can't you?
693
00:37:07,562 --> 00:37:09,997
- Gotta go back
to The Black Jag.
694
00:37:10,098 --> 00:37:11,632
- On a Sunday?
695
00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,535
- Yeah, lots of work to
prepare for, with this party.
696
00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:19,707
- Well, will I see you later?
I can show you my place.
697
00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:23,477
- Yeah. I'll text
you when I clock off.
698
00:37:24,212 --> 00:37:25,345
- Okay.
699
00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:29,249
- And you stay as
long as you like.
700
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:31,451
Just make sure you,
701
00:37:32,587 --> 00:37:33,988
put back all the sex
toys you play with.
702
00:37:34,088 --> 00:37:36,057
(Ruth laughing)
703
00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:38,960
(kiss smacking)
704
00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:50,738
(upbeat music)
705
00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:56,944
(Stacey grunting)
(kisses smacking)
706
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:01,048
- No, no, don't.
(phone ringing)
707
00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:02,984
Don't, don't, don't.
708
00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:09,090
(Stacey and Jack sighing)
709
00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,490
- Ru, where did
you go last night?
710
00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:12,994
- Stace, you're not
gonna believe it.
711
00:38:14,195 --> 00:38:16,264
I think I'm in love,
all over again.
712
00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:18,099
- God, she has her first
good fuck in four years
713
00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:19,267
and she thinks it's love.
714
00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:20,902
(both laughing)
715
00:38:21,002 --> 00:38:22,537
So who is this guy?
716
00:38:22,637 --> 00:38:24,304
- Well, I thought he
was the bartender,
717
00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:26,808
but turns out he actually
owns, The Black Jaguar.
718
00:38:26,908 --> 00:38:28,142
- Oh, you're kidding!
719
00:38:28,242 --> 00:38:29,376
Does this mean you're going
720
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,477
to The Black Jag
Christmas Party?
721
00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:32,013
I heard it's gonna be wild.
722
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:33,014
(Jack grunting)
723
00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,715
- Yeah. I mean,
724
00:38:34,816 --> 00:38:36,316
I kind of wanna just spend
Christmas, me and him, you know.
725
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,919
- Don't you think it's
moving a bit fast?
726
00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:39,319
You've just met this guy
727
00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:41,088
and you're spending
Christmas with him?
728
00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:42,723
- I know it sounds crazy,
729
00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:46,493
but I honestly think
he could be the one.
730
00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:49,362
- I mean, I don't wanna
play devil's advocate, but-
731
00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,731
(Stacey gasping)
732
00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:51,498
- Stace?
733
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,201
- Look, I'm just saying,
734
00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,602
the type of guys that
go to The Black Jag,
735
00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:56,604
they're not the
type to settle down.
736
00:38:56,704 --> 00:38:59,240
- Yeah, but Hugo's different,
he doesn't actually take part,
737
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,340
he just runs the place.
738
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,441
(Stacey gasping)
739
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:03,010
- Yeah, I was surprised too.
740
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,046
- Look Ruth, I've gotta go.
741
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,315
(both laughing)
742
00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:12,720
(Stacey grunting)
(kisses smacking)
743
00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:19,794
(Ruth laughing)
744
00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:25,432
(upbeat festive music)
745
00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:09,911
(upbeat festive music continues)
746
00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:55,723
(phone clicking)
747
00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:30,124
(feet thudding)
748
00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:35,997
(door clicking)
749
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:56,617
(relaxing music)
750
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:09,530
(door clicking)
751
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,836
(coat rustling)
752
00:42:21,342 --> 00:42:22,143
- Hi.
753
00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:22,977
(Ruth gasping)
754
00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:23,811
- Hi.
755
00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:24,578
- Hungry?
756
00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:25,846
- I could eat.
757
00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:28,182
- I've brought spaghetti.
758
00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:29,683
I realized, I didn't
know what food you like,
759
00:42:29,784 --> 00:42:31,452
thought it'd be a safe bet.
760
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:32,953
- I hate spaghetti.
761
00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:35,656
- Really?
762
00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:37,558
- Yeah, I can't stand it.
763
00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:42,563
(Ruth laughing)
764
00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:43,564
- [Hugo] You scared me.
765
00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:45,332
- Your face!
766
00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:47,368
- I should spank you with this.
767
00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:49,870
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
768
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:55,242
- What I would like, is
to see you wearing this.
769
00:42:58,813 --> 00:43:01,315
Wearing only this.
770
00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:03,684
- And what makes you
think I'd do that?
771
00:43:03,784 --> 00:43:05,753
- Oh, come on.
772
00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:07,254
- What's in it for me?
773
00:43:08,155 --> 00:43:09,256
- My massive hard on.
774
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:12,159
(Ruth laughing)
775
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:13,327
- Wait here.
776
00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,465
(kiss smacking)
777
00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:20,301
(Ruth gasping)
778
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:30,044
(wine gurgling)
779
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,788
Okay I have an idea.
780
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,725
We'll both pull the cracker
781
00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:47,529
and whoever gets only the
end, has to wear the apron.
782
00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:48,963
Deal?
- Deal.
783
00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:49,997
Ready?
784
00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:53,701
- [Both] Three, two, one.
785
00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:55,069
(cracker reverberating)
786
00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:56,538
(Ruth laughing)
787
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:57,771
- No!
788
00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:01,375
- You've got three seconds,
to get out of that dress.
789
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,624
(zip buzzing)
790
00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:25,766
- Well, I was gonna cook,
791
00:44:26,934 --> 00:44:29,236
but I think I'd rather
watch you do it now.
792
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,304
(Ruth laughing)
793
00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:31,640
- Where's that spaghetti?
794
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,274
I'll give you a
spanking in a minute.
795
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:38,580
(Ruth grunting)
(kisses smacking)
796
00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:42,283
Come on, we'll never
have dinner at this rate.
797
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:43,450
- Fine by me.
798
00:44:43,552 --> 00:44:46,320
(Ruth sighing)
799
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:51,192
I've got plenty to eat.
800
00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:56,197
(Ruth gasping)
801
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:19,753
What do you call a snowman,
that's had a temper tantrum?
802
00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:21,021
- A meltdown.
803
00:45:22,957 --> 00:45:24,291
- Okay, it's gonna
be like that, is it?
804
00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:27,461
(Ruth laughing)
805
00:45:27,562 --> 00:45:31,498
(cracker reverberating)
806
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,735
(paper rustling)
807
00:45:36,337 --> 00:45:40,107
Why did Santa get a
ticket on Christmas Eve?
808
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:44,345
- Because he left his sleigh
in a snow parking zone.
809
00:45:44,445 --> 00:45:45,346
(Ruth laughing)
810
00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:47,047
- Damn, you're good.
811
00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,818
- I told you, I'm the
queen of Christmas.
812
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:52,286
- Oh, I never would've guessed.
813
00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:53,420
(Ruth laughing)
814
00:45:53,521 --> 00:45:54,623
Alright, I've got one for you.
815
00:45:54,723 --> 00:45:56,156
- Hit me.
816
00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,058
- Why does Santa always
come down the chimney?
817
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:00,928
- I don't know.
818
00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,263
- Because some wives won't
let him in the back door.
819
00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:04,633
(Ruth laughing)
820
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:07,101
What do tits and train
sets have in common?
821
00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,770
It's the kid that
always gets them,
822
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,305
but it's the dad that
really wants them.
823
00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:14,208
(Ruth laughing)
824
00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:17,545
Okay, last one.
825
00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:18,846
If your left leg
was Thanksgiving
826
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,848
and your right
leg was Christmas,
827
00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,617
can I come and visit,
in between the holidays?
828
00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:25,052
(Ruth laughing)
829
00:46:25,152 --> 00:46:27,488
- Wait here, I have
a surprise for you.
830
00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,492
- Yes, ma'am.
831
00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:47,841
Very festive.
832
00:46:49,943 --> 00:46:51,445
- Is it too much?
833
00:46:52,346 --> 00:46:53,280
- Not at all.
834
00:46:54,616 --> 00:46:55,583
I love it.
835
00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:05,492
What's this?
836
00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,162
An early Christmas present?
837
00:47:09,363 --> 00:47:10,431
- Not exactly.
838
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,034
- Not exactly angelic.
839
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,603
- Eric gave it to me.
840
00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:20,207
- But I didn't think,
you're into this stuff.
841
00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:21,141
(euphoric music)
842
00:47:21,241 --> 00:47:25,079
- I'm not, but maybe I could be.
843
00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,048
There's only one
way to find out.
844
00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:34,955
- Are you sure? I mean,
this is all of Eric's stuff.
845
00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:38,058
(Ruth grunting)
846
00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:46,967
Well, you don't need
to twist my arm.
847
00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:52,873
(kisses smacking)
(both grunting)
848
00:48:05,754 --> 00:48:08,523
(Hugo gasping)
849
00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:35,282
(euphoric music continues)
850
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:50,431
(kisses smacking)
(both grunting)
851
00:48:50,532 --> 00:48:53,267
(upbeat music)
852
00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:58,338
(both groaning)
853
00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:35,543
- That was incredible.
854
00:49:37,946 --> 00:49:40,748
(Ruth grunting)
855
00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:48,388
(kisses smacking)
856
00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,662
Hugo,
857
00:49:56,698 --> 00:49:58,398
I think I love you.
858
00:50:00,969 --> 00:50:02,937
- I love you too.
859
00:50:03,036 --> 00:50:05,138
(Ruth laughing)
860
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,375
(kisses smacking)
861
00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:18,485
(buoyant music)
862
00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,258
(kisses smacking)
863
00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:31,799
(Ruth gasping)
864
00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,628
(bodys thudding)
865
00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:04,231
- [Ruth] I got there and
he was amazing as always
866
00:51:04,331 --> 00:51:06,166
and then we went into his office
867
00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:07,835
and then we started having sex
868
00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:10,638
and oh my God, it was the best.
869
00:51:22,951 --> 00:51:25,753
(Ruth laughing)
870
00:51:28,556 --> 00:51:31,526
(kisses smacking)
871
00:51:41,536 --> 00:51:46,808
(Ruth grunting)
(hand smacking)
872
00:51:56,249 --> 00:51:59,252
(both grunting)
873
00:52:01,856 --> 00:52:04,626
(Ruth groaning)
874
00:52:27,048 --> 00:52:29,851
(Ruth groaning)
875
00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:57,812
(relaxing music)
(pen scraping)
876
00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:04,351
(mouth crunching)
877
00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:11,324
- Get your feet off the table!
878
00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:18,633
You can't wait two minutes?
879
00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,804
(doorbell buzzing)
880
00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:27,274
(hand smacking)
881
00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:31,211
You animal.
(doorbell buzzing)
882
00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:32,513
I'm coming!
883
00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:38,686
(Jack grunting)
884
00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:45,392
(door squeaking)
885
00:53:45,492 --> 00:53:47,327
- [Stacy And Ruth] Hi!
886
00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:48,563
- [Ruth] Hi, how are you?
- [Stacey] How are you?
887
00:53:48,663 --> 00:53:49,597
- Lovely.
888
00:53:49,697 --> 00:53:50,565
(Stacey laughing)
889
00:53:50,665 --> 00:53:52,499
- Hugo, Stacey. Stacey, Hugo.
890
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,401
- Nice to meet you, at last.
891
00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:55,870
- Have we met before?
892
00:53:56,938 --> 00:53:57,872
- Don't think so.
893
00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:00,641
- I feel like I've
seen you somewhere.
894
00:54:00,742 --> 00:54:02,143
- Of course you have, he's
the owner with The Jag.
895
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,578
- Ruth's told me
so much about you,
896
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,980
I know you already. Come on.
(Ruth laughing)
897
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,315
- Thank you. You look nice.
898
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,451
(Ruth laughing)
899
00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:12,887
- [Stacy] Go upstairs.
(door thudding)
900
00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:15,455
(upbeat music)
901
00:54:15,556 --> 00:54:17,725
Come in, take a seat.
902
00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:18,926
- [Ruth] Thank you.
903
00:54:19,026 --> 00:54:21,662
- Make yourselves comfortable.
904
00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:25,666
And that beast of a
man over there is Jack,
905
00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:26,768
my new plaything.
906
00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:32,673
(Ruth grunting)
907
00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:35,576
- Oh, hi!
908
00:54:37,645 --> 00:54:38,746
- Hi, hi.
909
00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:41,616
- I do remember you,
910
00:54:41,716 --> 00:54:42,917
although I think the
last time we met,
911
00:54:43,017 --> 00:54:44,051
you didn't have many clothes on.
912
00:54:44,152 --> 00:54:44,919
(Ruth laughing)
913
00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:46,286
- Ditto to that.
914
00:54:47,487 --> 00:54:50,457
- No. I was wearing gold
shorts, that was that it.
915
00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:51,491
That was it, yeah.
916
00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:52,359
- Oh.
917
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,128
- Alright, who's thirsty?
918
00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:56,396
We've been drinking since six,
so you two need to catch up.
919
00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:59,499
(Ruth laughing)
920
00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:01,135
There you go.
921
00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,770
- Oh, wow.
922
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:03,971
- Thank you.
923
00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:06,174
- Espresso cream
lacquer martini.
924
00:55:06,274 --> 00:55:10,343
(Ruth speaking in
a foreign language)
925
00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,378
- [Both] Mm.
926
00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:12,513
- [Ruth] That is nice.
927
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:13,648
- I can't cook to save my life,
928
00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:15,783
but I do make a mean cocktail.
929
00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:17,518
(Hugo and Ruth laughing)
930
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,520
- These are even better, than
the ones at The Black Jag.
931
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,189
- I don't think anyone goes to
The Black Jag for the drinks.
932
00:55:21,289 --> 00:55:22,355
No offense.
933
00:55:22,455 --> 00:55:23,624
- None taken.
934
00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:31,699
- Hammmerton Secondary, right?
935
00:55:31,799 --> 00:55:33,034
- Nope, sorry.
936
00:55:33,134 --> 00:55:34,434
- Damn.
937
00:55:34,535 --> 00:55:36,037
- So what do you do, Jack?
938
00:55:37,138 --> 00:55:38,072
- I'm a model.
939
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,174
- Wow.
940
00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:41,709
- Underwear.
941
00:55:41,809 --> 00:55:42,810
- Mm.
942
00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:46,147
- Yeah, swimwear
and nude shoots too.
943
00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:47,048
- He's a life model, too.
944
00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,082
- Oh!
945
00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,383
- So basically anything,
946
00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:51,384
where you don't have
to wear your clothes.
947
00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:52,820
(Jack and Ruth laughing)
948
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,855
- Pretty much.
949
00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:57,859
I spoke to Stace, about
your magazine Ruth
950
00:55:57,959 --> 00:55:59,727
and you know, if
you wanted a model,
951
00:55:59,827 --> 00:56:01,428
but she said it wasn't one
of them types of magazines.
952
00:56:01,529 --> 00:56:04,332
- Mm. Near enough.
953
00:56:04,431 --> 00:56:06,267
(Ruth laughing)
954
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:07,702
- Are you a naturist?
955
00:56:09,570 --> 00:56:10,738
- I like trees.
956
00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,979
- I mean, are you an
advocate for nudity?
957
00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,849
- Not really. I'm just, well,
I just find clothes annoying,
958
00:56:21,949 --> 00:56:23,651
that's what it is
959
00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:26,153
and look, if you don't have
to wear a shirt, for example,
960
00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,955
I would choose not to.
961
00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:30,925
(Ruth grunting)
962
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:36,230
- Did you ever work at the
pizza place on Elm Street?
963
00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:39,466
- No, I think there must be a
doppelganger of me somewhere.
964
00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:41,135
- More like Stace saw
you at The Black Jag
965
00:56:41,235 --> 00:56:44,205
and decided to do a deep-dive
Facebook stalk of you.
966
00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:45,940
(Ruth laughing)
967
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,642
- No, you're a little bit of
a ghost online, aren't you?
968
00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:49,476
There's barely any
proof you exist.
969
00:56:49,577 --> 00:56:51,646
- No. Nobody gets past me.
970
00:56:51,746 --> 00:56:53,381
I think I'd make
a really good spy.
971
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,182
(Stacey laughing)
972
00:56:55,283 --> 00:56:57,018
- Not with that laugh!
973
00:56:57,118 --> 00:57:00,888
(Stacey and Ruth laughing)
974
00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,658
- [Stacy] Ooh!
(Stacey's hands clapping)
975
00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:05,593
(Stacey and Hugo laughing)
976
00:57:05,693 --> 00:57:07,328
- [Stacy] Yes!
- [Hugo] Ay!
977
00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:08,296
(Ruth and Stacey laughing)
978
00:57:08,396 --> 00:57:09,429
- You need to drink.
979
00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:10,965
- Oh!
- [Hugo] Drink.
980
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,870
- Okay, let's play
a different game.
981
00:57:15,970 --> 00:57:17,004
Pick a card.
982
00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,176
(Ruth laughing)
(Stacey's hands clapping)
983
00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:25,445
- Right, here we go. Read
out the last sext you sent.
984
00:57:25,546 --> 00:57:26,847
- Oh, God.
985
00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,382
- You should pay
attention, take some tips.
986
00:57:28,481 --> 00:57:31,085
- Hey? I'm a good sexter.
987
00:57:31,185 --> 00:57:32,620
(Ruth, Jack and Stacey laughing)
988
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,955
- Can I pick another card?
989
00:57:34,055 --> 00:57:35,256
- No, do it. It's fine.
- [Jack] Oh come on,
990
00:57:35,356 --> 00:57:36,456
with the sexting.
991
00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:37,858
- I don't mind.
(Ruth laughing)
992
00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:40,094
- Okay. Can't believe
I'm doing this.
993
00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:41,062
(Ruth laughing)
994
00:57:41,162 --> 00:57:42,163
Alright, here goes.
995
00:57:44,065 --> 00:57:46,867
"Can't wait to have
my cock in your mouth,
996
00:57:46,968 --> 00:57:49,537
want you to suck it
like a Popsicle stick."
997
00:57:52,673 --> 00:57:53,908
- What's a popsicle stick?
998
00:57:54,008 --> 00:57:55,543
- [Stacy] I wonder
what Ru replied.
999
00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,011
- [Hugo] Oh, it doesn't matter.
1000
00:57:57,111 --> 00:57:59,347
You'll have to let your
imagination run wild.
1001
00:57:59,447 --> 00:58:00,548
- Oh, it will.
1002
00:58:00,648 --> 00:58:02,383
Alright, alright. It's my turn.
1003
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:03,317
- [Hugo] Go on.
1004
00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:06,120
(Stacey laughing)
1005
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:08,823
(Stacey clearing throat)
1006
00:58:08,923 --> 00:58:14,028
- Take off your
top or do a shot.
1007
00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:15,096
(Jack grunting)
1008
00:58:15,196 --> 00:58:16,230
It's quite the conundrum.
1009
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:17,565
- Just take it off halfway.
1010
00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:19,200
- Fuck that, take it off.
1011
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,534
(Jack laughing)
1012
00:58:20,634 --> 00:58:21,902
- No, I think I'm
gonna do the shot.
1013
00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:24,705
- No!
(Jack and Stacey laughing)
1014
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,040
- Ah!
- Shit, sorry!
1015
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,274
(Jack and Stacey laughing)
1016
00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:29,677
Alright. Alright, you win.
1017
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,012
- [Jack] I like this game.
1018
00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:33,180
- Oh, now he's invested.
(Jack laughing)
1019
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,181
- Right.
1020
00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,182
- Okay Rue, your go.
1021
00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:36,584
- Oh, okay. Alright.
1022
00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,452
(Ruth clearing throat)
1023
00:58:38,552 --> 00:58:39,787
Right.
1024
00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:41,455
(Hugo grunting)
(Ruth clearing throat)
1025
00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:44,558
Kiss the person to your
left, French style.
1026
00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:46,627
I'm not gonna do that.
1027
00:58:46,727 --> 00:58:48,029
(Ruth laughing)
1028
00:58:48,129 --> 00:58:49,330
- [Stacy] You have
to, it's your card.
1029
00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:50,698
- But I, I can't do that!
1030
00:58:50,798 --> 00:58:52,133
- [Stacy] Do you think I care?
1031
00:58:52,233 --> 00:58:54,035
- Don't let me stop you.
1032
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,403
(Ruth sighing)
1033
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,271
- Up to you love,
but my hygiene is,
1034
00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:58,606
(Jack clicking)
1035
00:58:58,706 --> 00:58:59,840
- [Stacy And Jack]
Do it, do it, do it!
1036
00:59:01,175 --> 00:59:02,710
- Hey, what happened to, "Try
new things at Christmas?"
1037
00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:03,844
(Ruth sighing)
(kiss smacking)
1038
00:59:03,944 --> 00:59:05,146
- Oh, fine, fine, fine, okay.
1039
00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:06,047
- Come on.
1040
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,314
- [Stacy] Woo!
1041
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,182
- Oh my God.
(all laughing)
1042
00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:09,150
(dramatic music)
1043
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,418
- [Jack] Alright.
1044
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:11,952
Okay, when I kiss,
I kiss, alright?
1045
00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:14,088
So don't fall in love
with me, alright?
1046
00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,957
(Ruth laughing)
1047
00:59:17,058 --> 00:59:18,726
- I'll try not to.
1048
00:59:21,729 --> 00:59:24,865
(kisses smacking)
1049
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,637
- Oi!
1050
00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:32,973
(Ruth and Jack laughing)
1051
00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:35,876
(Ruth laughing)
1052
00:59:53,694 --> 00:59:58,999
(Ruth groaning)
(Stacey laughing)
1053
01:00:02,136 --> 01:00:04,872
(Hugo gasping)
1054
01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:12,646
(Ruth and Stacey laughing)
1055
01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:14,315
(Christmas tree tinkling)
1056
01:00:14,415 --> 01:00:17,184
(body thudding)
1057
01:00:17,885 --> 01:00:21,689
(Hugo and Ruth groaning)
1058
01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:29,663
(Jack and Stacey groaning)
1059
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,600
(hand smacking)
1060
01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:35,769
(Jack and Stacey laughing)
1061
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,873
(Ruth grunting)
1062
01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:07,268
(Ruth gasping)
1063
01:01:10,104 --> 01:01:13,207
- Oh my God, Stace,
I'm so sorry.
1064
01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:17,378
(Stacey laughing)
1065
01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:20,381
- This is the best damn
dinner party I've ever had!
1066
01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:24,218
(Jack and Stacey laughing)
1067
01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:28,689
(Ruth gasping)
1068
01:01:28,789 --> 01:01:31,825
(door squeaking)
1069
01:01:34,862 --> 01:01:37,198
- Well, it was great
meeting you both.
1070
01:01:37,298 --> 01:01:38,332
- Yeah, we had fun.
1071
01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:39,601
Maybe a bit too much fun.
1072
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,268
(Ruth laughing)
1073
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:44,071
- Well, if you fancy round
two, you know where I live.
1074
01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,808
- Yeah, I might have
to sit that one out.
1075
01:01:47,908 --> 01:01:49,043
- But we'll definitely
see you both
1076
01:01:49,143 --> 01:01:50,911
at The Black Jag
Christmas party?
1077
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:52,146
- So, you're coming?
1078
01:01:52,246 --> 01:01:53,582
- You bet.
1079
01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:54,982
- You know it's gonna
be quite a night.
1080
01:01:55,983 --> 01:01:57,351
- Anyways, see you later.
1081
01:01:57,451 --> 01:01:58,219
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
1082
01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,353
- Bye, bye.
1083
01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:04,758
(Stacey and Jack laughing)
1084
01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,161
- Well, that escalated quickly.
1085
01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:09,897
- Yeah, it was much more fun
than I thought it would be.
1086
01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:13,367
- Hey, when did
you send that text?
1087
01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,035
- Huh?
1088
01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,137
- You know that text? I don't
remember you sending it.
1089
01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:18,806
- I did send it.
It was a while ago,
1090
01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,642
you probably just
don't remember.
1091
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,343
(Ruth laughing)
1092
01:02:22,443 --> 01:02:24,478
- You were meant to show the
most recent text on your phone.
1093
01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,113
- Ruth, it's a game.
1094
01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:28,349
It's not like someone's
holding a gun to your head.
1095
01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:33,387
- Call an Uber, my place?
1096
01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:34,656
- You always go to your place.
1097
01:02:34,755 --> 01:02:35,789
- What's wrong with my place?
1098
01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:37,291
- There's nothing wrong it,
1099
01:02:37,391 --> 01:02:38,892
I'm just saying, we
always go to your place.
1100
01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:40,060
- Look, do you know
how long it took me
1101
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,529
to save up for that place?
1102
01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,664
Two years before
I opened The Jag,
1103
01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:44,198
I was completely bankrupt.
1104
01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,033
I don't think you realize
how hard I've worked.
1105
01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,368
- Okay, fine, we'll go
to your place. I'm sorry.
1106
01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:52,773
(Ruth sighing)
1107
01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:56,210
- Right, booked.
1108
01:02:58,045 --> 01:02:59,913
Thanks for your understanding.
1109
01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:04,251
(kisses smacking)
1110
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:17,164
(Hugo and Ruth groaning)
1111
01:03:29,343 --> 01:03:30,311
- Shit.
1112
01:03:30,411 --> 01:03:31,845
- [Ruth] What?
1113
01:03:33,682 --> 01:03:35,517
- [Hugo] Shit.
1114
01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:36,383
(Ruth sighing)
1115
01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:37,719
- What?
1116
01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:39,554
- It's broken.
1117
01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:40,588
Shit!
1118
01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:44,491
- Can you, can you
untie me please?
1119
01:03:44,592 --> 01:03:46,960
- You don't understand, this
is more than just a collar!
1120
01:03:47,061 --> 01:03:49,129
- It's okay, you don't
have to freak out.
1121
01:03:49,229 --> 01:03:52,667
Look, I didn't wanna tell you,
1122
01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:54,868
but I may have a surprise
for you tomorrow,
1123
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:56,470
you might get a new one.
1124
01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,072
A new color.
1125
01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:01,743
- Really? That's great.
Can you give it to me now?
1126
01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:03,143
- No!
1127
01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,012
- Well, I may not
see you tomorrow.
1128
01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:06,715
- Oh, I see. Why not?
1129
01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,216
- Because I've got the
party to deal with.
1130
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,820
- So you're telling me,
1131
01:04:11,919 --> 01:04:13,287
I'm not gonna see you at
all tomorrow on Christmas?
1132
01:04:13,387 --> 01:04:14,656
- Well, you're coming
to the party aren't you?
1133
01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:16,056
I'll see you in the evening!
1134
01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,058
Look, I'll even get
you in for free.
1135
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,194
Those tickets are worth
a hundred quid, you know.
1136
01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:22,363
- Can you fucking untie me?
1137
01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:27,434
(restraints rattling)
1138
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,070
Thank you.
1139
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,339
I'm sorry, I just don't wanna
spend my whole Christmas
1140
01:04:32,439 --> 01:04:33,641
at a sex party!
1141
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,142
- Well, no one's
forcing you to come.
1142
01:04:35,242 --> 01:04:36,511
If you don't want to,
why don't you go home
1143
01:04:36,611 --> 01:04:37,812
and spend it with your parents!
1144
01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:39,113
Spend it with them!
1145
01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,217
(Ruth gasping)
1146
01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:52,861
(door slamming)
(Hugo exhaling)
1147
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,996
(pensive music)
1148
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:02,970
- I don't know, Stace.
1149
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:05,172
I um, I think I've lost him.
1150
01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:06,775
- Well you don't know that.
1151
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,108
Have you tried calling him?
1152
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:09,778
- He's not answering his phone.
1153
01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:11,245
(Ruth sniffing)
1154
01:05:11,345 --> 01:05:12,747
- Oh, look, maybe he
just needs some space.
1155
01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:14,549
Try again later.
1156
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:15,916
Don't jump to conclusions.
1157
01:05:16,016 --> 01:05:17,384
Look, it's Christmas Eve,
1158
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:19,888
treat yourself to some
wine and some chocolate.
1159
01:05:19,987 --> 01:05:21,556
- Is that what you're doing?
1160
01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:23,991
- Something like that.
1161
01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:31,298
Look, I'll see you tomorrow.
1162
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:35,502
- Meow!
1163
01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:38,405
(Ruth sniffing)
1164
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:47,481
(keys rattling)
1165
01:05:55,055 --> 01:05:57,926
(loud music reverberating)
1166
01:05:58,058 --> 01:05:59,627
- Can I help you?
1167
01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:01,094
- Hi, is Hugo here?
1168
01:06:01,195 --> 01:06:02,262
- Can't tell you that.
1169
01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:03,531
- What, why?
1170
01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:05,098
- Are you gonna buy
a ticket to the club?
1171
01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:06,835
- No, I just need
to speak to Hugo!
1172
01:06:06,935 --> 01:06:08,402
- Can't let you in,
without a ticket.
1173
01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:10,971
- But I've been coming
here for the past month.
1174
01:06:11,071 --> 01:06:13,240
I'm the one that's been
going to Hugo's office.
1175
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:15,342
- You're gonna have
to be more specific.
1176
01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:16,611
- You know me!
1177
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,312
I don't have time for you.
1178
01:06:18,412 --> 01:06:19,581
- Miss. Miss?
1179
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:38,700
(memory card rattling)
1180
01:06:41,936 --> 01:06:47,241
(whip smacking)
(Hugo gasping)
1181
01:06:49,844 --> 01:06:51,178
- Ruth, wait.
1182
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,053
- Hey, hey, you can't just-
1183
01:07:00,153 --> 01:07:01,556
- [Ruth] I'm leaving.
1184
01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:03,156
- Ruth, wait. It's not
what it looks like.
1185
01:07:03,257 --> 01:07:04,526
- Really? So what
does it look like?
1186
01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,193
- Well, I mean it is,
1187
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:07,829
but what I mean is, these
girls mean nothing to me.
1188
01:07:07,929 --> 01:07:09,162
It's you that I really want.
1189
01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:10,565
- How can you even say that,
1190
01:07:10,665 --> 01:07:12,967
while some girls'
drool on your dick?
1191
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,301
- You don't understand.
1192
01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:15,770
- No, Hugo, you
don't understand.
1193
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:17,872
I'm sick and tired
of men like you,
1194
01:07:17,972 --> 01:07:20,742
cheating on me and abusing me.
1195
01:07:20,842 --> 01:07:22,677
You fucking manipulative twat!
1196
01:07:23,878 --> 01:07:25,513
- [Hugo] Ruth,
what are you doing?
1197
01:07:25,613 --> 01:07:29,817
- It's Christmas Eve, I might
need to let some steam off.
1198
01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:32,654
(Ruth gasping)
1199
01:07:41,529 --> 01:07:43,130
You two, with me.
1200
01:07:46,233 --> 01:07:47,702
Put that on me.
1201
01:07:49,503 --> 01:07:52,239
(Ruth gasping)
1202
01:07:53,675 --> 01:07:55,108
Now tie me up.
1203
01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:11,158
Now hit me hard.
1204
01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:16,531
(whip smacking)
(Ruth groaning)
1205
01:08:16,931 --> 01:08:17,599
- Ruth.
1206
01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:25,506
- I want more!
1207
01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:40,420
(Ruth groaning)
(whip smacking)
1208
01:08:52,332 --> 01:08:55,335
(Ruth groaning)
1209
01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:05,913
(Hugo gasping)
1210
01:09:06,014 --> 01:09:08,816
(Ruth groaning)
1211
01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:13,755
(Hugo gasping)
1212
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:25,633
(Ruth groaning)
(whip smacking)
1213
01:09:27,635 --> 01:09:30,370
(Ruth gasping)
1214
01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:39,379
(restraints rattling)
1215
01:09:46,854 --> 01:09:49,757
- You filthy bitch,
you've never been sexier.
1216
01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:52,259
I want you so bad.
1217
01:09:53,061 --> 01:09:54,095
- Really?
1218
01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:55,763
Well, I was just leaving.
1219
01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,434
- Well then, you're
banned from the club!
1220
01:10:00,535 --> 01:10:03,336
Enjoy Christmas on your
own, you crazy bitch!
1221
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,378
- Oh my God, Stace. You
should have seen me,
1222
01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,581
I was like a
fucking sex goddess.
1223
01:10:14,615 --> 01:10:16,349
I don't even care
about him anymore.
1224
01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:18,619
It feels so good,
1225
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,387
to finally be in control
of my own body, you know?
1226
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,389
- [Stacy] I'm so proud of you.
1227
01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:24,458
And look, Jack and I are happy
to spend Christmas at mine.
1228
01:10:24,559 --> 01:10:27,528
It's not gonna be as wild
as The Jag, but fuck it.
1229
01:10:27,628 --> 01:10:29,197
I mean, if you wanna
spend it with your family,
1230
01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,666
I totally get it, but
what do you think?
1231
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,301
- No, I don't wanna
spend it with my family.
1232
01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:36,704
This is finally a
new chapter for me.
1233
01:10:36,804 --> 01:10:39,607
- [Stacy] Hell yeah. I'll
start making cocktails now!
1234
01:10:39,707 --> 01:10:40,975
(Ruth laughing)
1235
01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:43,243
- Okay, well, perfect. I'll
see you tomorrow, okay.
1236
01:10:43,343 --> 01:10:45,278
And remember, Christmas
is in an hour!
1237
01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:48,415
(relaxing music)
1238
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:52,319
(label whirring)
1239
01:10:54,555 --> 01:10:57,925
(restraint clinking)
1240
01:11:03,097 --> 01:11:05,833
(Ruth sighing)
1241
01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:15,143
(Ruth and Stacey laughing)
1242
01:11:15,243 --> 01:11:18,378
(paper rustling)
1243
01:11:23,651 --> 01:11:26,486
- Oh my God, you
did not! A vajazzle!
1244
01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:27,889
I've always wanted one of these!
1245
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,157
- Anything for you, babe.
1246
01:11:29,257 --> 01:11:30,290
(both laughing)
1247
01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:31,793
- I can't wait to try it on.
1248
01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:34,595
Your turn.
1249
01:11:34,695 --> 01:11:36,197
- Oh, well this looks familiar.
1250
01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,732
(Ruth laughing)
1251
01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,700
- Well, I thought I
should probably repurpose
1252
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,468
all of those magazine editions,
I've been hoarding forever.
1253
01:11:41,569 --> 01:11:42,937
I got it when you
were with Eric,
1254
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,972
so I don't even know
if you still need it.
1255
01:11:45,072 --> 01:11:48,009
(Ruth vocalizing)
1256
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:50,310
You don't like it?
1257
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,948
(dramatic music)
1258
01:11:55,783 --> 01:11:58,753
(paper rustling)
1259
01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:02,322
- Well, remember two years ago,
1260
01:12:02,422 --> 01:12:03,758
we did that story
about that guy,
1261
01:12:03,858 --> 01:12:05,526
who was taking photos of
girls he'd brought home
1262
01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:06,894
and then selling them online?
1263
01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:08,129
- I didn't hear about that!
1264
01:12:08,229 --> 01:12:12,233
(Hugo gasping)
(Ruth groaning)
1265
01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:14,035
- Have we met before?
1266
01:12:14,135 --> 01:12:15,770
- No. You're a little bit of
a ghost on online, aren't you?
1267
01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:18,405
There's barely any
proof you exist.
1268
01:12:18,506 --> 01:12:19,640
- Two years before
I opened The Jag,
1269
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,441
I was completely bankrupt.
1270
01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,144
I don't think you realize
how hard I've worked.
1271
01:12:23,244 --> 01:12:25,445
- You don't understand, this
is more than just a collar!
1272
01:12:25,546 --> 01:12:27,014
- I've been coming here
for the past month.
1273
01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:29,817
I'm the one that's been
going into Hugo's office.
1274
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:31,986
- You're gonna have
to be more specific.
1275
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,588
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
1276
01:12:33,688 --> 01:12:35,256
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- What? What is it?
1277
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:36,389
(Ruth sighing)
1278
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:38,259
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1279
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:39,193
- What is it?
1280
01:12:39,293 --> 01:12:40,661
- Fuck, Stace.
1281
01:12:51,939 --> 01:12:54,742
(Ruth gasping)
1282
01:12:56,911 --> 01:12:57,912
- Oh, shit!
1283
01:12:58,813 --> 01:13:00,014
- We're going to The Jag, now.
1284
01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:01,515
- Okay. Okay.
1285
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,085
- Where are my shoes?
1286
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,026
- Stacey?
1287
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:14,228
Where did everyone go?
1288
01:13:14,328 --> 01:13:15,763
- [Stacy] Jack!
1289
01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:23,871
(sex club goers exclaiming)
(loud music reverberating)
1290
01:13:27,108 --> 01:13:29,911
(whip smacking)
1291
01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:35,650
(kisses smacking)
1292
01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:37,450
- Slag!
1293
01:13:37,551 --> 01:13:41,555
(sex club goers exclaiming)
1294
01:13:45,393 --> 01:13:46,694
- Didn't I tell you-
1295
01:13:46,794 --> 01:13:48,663
- I behaved so
badly, the other day.
1296
01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,831
I came here to say I'm sorry.
1297
01:13:50,932 --> 01:13:55,703
I've been a bad, bad girl
and I need to be punished.
1298
01:13:56,604 --> 01:14:00,641
(sex club goers exclaiming)
1299
01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:06,446
I've never been very
good with words,
1300
01:14:08,481 --> 01:14:11,886
so maybe I can show
you with my mouth.
1301
01:14:16,357 --> 01:14:20,962
- I knew you'd come back to
me, girls like you always do.
1302
01:14:22,396 --> 01:14:25,800
- And guys like you
always get caught.
1303
01:14:27,935 --> 01:14:29,437
- What the fuck?
1304
01:14:29,537 --> 01:14:30,838
- Have fun spending
Christmas in jail, Joshua.
1305
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:32,273
- How do you-
1306
01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:33,274
- This guy has been
filming all of us,
1307
01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:34,642
without us realizing.
1308
01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:36,510
- What are you talking about?
1309
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:38,112
- No, he hasn't.
1310
01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,680
- Don't believe her, she's
just some crazy whore,
1311
01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:41,949
trying to get back
at me. Un-cuff me!
1312
01:14:42,049 --> 01:14:43,250
- It's true.
1313
01:14:43,351 --> 01:14:44,885
And the magazine we work for,
1314
01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:47,221
did a story on him two years
ago, the pictures match.
1315
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,090
- I didn't wanna
believe it, either,
1316
01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:51,058
but he's been hiding
this in his office.
1317
01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:54,395
- This is crazy, just untie me
and I'll explain everything.
1318
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,663
- What about the party?
1319
01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:57,465
- Yeah, I don't
mind being filmed.
1320
01:14:57,565 --> 01:14:59,300
- Hey guys, we can all
go back to my flat,
1321
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,835
where we can have a great party,
1322
01:15:00,935 --> 01:15:03,604
without being filmed
and without him!
1323
01:15:04,405 --> 01:15:06,307
- Fuck this place, let's go!
1324
01:15:06,407 --> 01:15:09,310
(sex club goers exclaiming)
1325
01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:10,778
- [Hugo] Guys, please!
1326
01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:13,514
You lot gonna believe
this crazy freak?
1327
01:15:13,614 --> 01:15:14,382
(feet thudding)
1328
01:15:14,482 --> 01:15:15,649
Come back!
1329
01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,023
- Well done.
1330
01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:26,927
(upbeat music)
1331
01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:29,997
(kisses smacking)
1332
01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:42,943
(glasses chiming)
1333
01:15:43,044 --> 01:15:44,378
(door thudding)
1334
01:15:44,478 --> 01:15:45,713
- It's open!
1335
01:15:52,086 --> 01:15:53,187
(door thudding)
1336
01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:55,923
Come in, it's open!
1337
01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:57,324
(door thudding)
(Ruth gasping)
1338
01:15:57,425 --> 01:15:59,760
Eric, what are you doing here?
1339
01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:01,929
- Ruth, please
don't shut the door.
1340
01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:06,434
I know my behavior's
been unacceptable.
1341
01:16:06,535 --> 01:16:08,502
This past month has
made me realize,
1342
01:16:08,602 --> 01:16:11,572
what I've done wrong
and how I treated you.
1343
01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,107
I love and I miss you.
1344
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:15,810
Please, can we move
forward from this, please?
1345
01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:19,013
- I'm sorry, Eric.
1346
01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:22,483
It's not gonna work
out, you can't come in.
1347
01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,186
- But it's Christmas. Please.
1348
01:16:28,656 --> 01:16:31,258
- Okay, fine. Just this once.
1349
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,170
- You're so fine and so hot.
1350
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:44,573
- Uh, thanks.
1351
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:47,108
- Exciting enough for you?
1352
01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:59,153
(upbeat music continues)
1353
01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:02,056
(hand smacking)
1354
01:17:26,615 --> 01:17:29,817
(Stacey groaning)
1355
01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:50,437
- Merry Christmas, Sweet cheeks.
1356
01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:54,275
(whip smacking)
(Eric grunting)
1357
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,844
- I fucking love Christmas.
1358
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:03,384
(upbeat music continues)
1359
01:19:34,475 --> 01:19:37,811
(logo reverberating)
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