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- Gather round, Grouse Lakers!
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Here's the day we've all been
waiting for,
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the annual Berry Picker Festival
Dinner and Talent Show.
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And here's the greatest talent
of them all,
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your host,
DJ Roger Laughingstick!
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(crowd chatter)
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- Ahem!
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- Shut up! Quit humming!
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- Eat a lozenge, or some shit!
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- Let's do it again, then!
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Here's your host,
Roger Laughingstick!
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- Hey, boy! We're visiting!
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(theme music)
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♪ Cause I can love you baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪♪
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- I said, silence!
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- Holy!
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- Just killing the vibe!
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- Alright then, dinner will be
served throughout the show.
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But before we get to the first
act,
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let's have a few words with
last year's Mr. Berry Picker.
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(applause)
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(cheering)
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So you clap for him, eh?
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Whatever!
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Sooo, you've been Mr. Berry
Picker all year.
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How does it feel?
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- I don't know.
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- You must've felt something.
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- I don't know.
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- Jesus Christ!
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- Like, blueberries.
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- Would you please sit down?
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- We love you, Mr. Berry Picker!
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- Yeah!
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(cheering)
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- Before the night's done, we'll
crown a new Mr. Berry Picker,
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and catch the surprise guest
performance.
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- Charles Bronson?
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Steven Seagal?
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- Billy Jack?
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(loud gasp)
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- He's not even real!
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- Liar!
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- It's none of those people!
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- Sorry we're late, everybody.
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Rose was yelling at me before
we left.
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(applause)
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- He's not even on stage!
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- Sorry, Roger!
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- Well, isn't this a great
start?
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- Killer seats, Dee. Perfect
heckling range!
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- I told you, no heckling
tonight!
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- But it's part of the show!
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- The best part!
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- It's been ages
since we went out.
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I just want one quiet
night, no loud babies. Please?
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- Mm-hmm. Okay, babe.
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- Without further ayee, it's
time to introduce our first act.
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He's Manitoba's 18th most
popular comedian,
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all the way from Poplar River
First Nation,
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here's Chris Kazlauskas!
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(applause)
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- Boo!
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- What kind of Native man has
a last name like that, anyway?
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(laughter)
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- We just said no heckling!
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- It's part of the show, babe!
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- Tell us a joke already, man!
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- I just got up here!
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- Well, it sounds like it's time
for you to get off!
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(laughter)
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- Yeah!
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- B'eb, see? It's part
of the show!
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- So, how's everyone doing
tonight?
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- I'm doing okay, my back hurts
a little bit though.
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- Sorry about your back!
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- Hey man! Don't you worry about
it!
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(laughter)
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- Nice conversation, bro!
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(laughter)
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- Okay--
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- Hi, can we be friends?
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(Chris): Pretend that he hadn't
come out yet, okay?
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- Mmm.
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- Wegonen?
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- Well, I just wouldn't use
those for this job.
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- Okay, Agnes. I know you've
cooked these events on your own
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for the last 20 years.
But I got this!
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- Of course!
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I know it's your kitchen now,
I'm just here for moral support.
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Hmm.
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You know, if you put it on
your shoulder
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like a little pet muskrat, it
gives you really quick access.
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(sigh)
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Okay, I'm just here
if you need me.
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- If I need you.
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(Stephen): Excuse me, Beanpole?
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- How's it looking, Stephen
Harper?
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- Well, they're really giving it
to Roger,
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so I think they're
getting hungry.
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- Okay. Gather round, people.
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We got a hundred people to feed,
so no fucking around, got it?
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- Yes, Chef!
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- Then get to work, now! Majan!
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Ho'leh! Weweni,
Beanpole.
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Your mood can affect the food!
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You must have love in your heart
so that the people can taste it!
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- Well, this food is gonna taste
like rock and fucking roll!
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(rock music)
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(speaking Cree)
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(audience booing)
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- Hisss!
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- Let's hear it one more time
for Chris Kazlauskas,
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and the hecklers!
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(applause)
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Moving on, our next act tells
me he has the access codes
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to your unconscious mind,
whatever that means! Give
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it up for Nigel Void,
the hypnotist!
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(applause)
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- You may forget your name, but
you'll always remember mine!
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Nigel Void!
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(applause)
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- Oh, buddy! This guy's gonna
get it!
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- It's almost too easy, like,
choking fish in a barrel!
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- I need two brave volunteers.
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You! And you! Enter the Void!
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(applause)
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- You call this bannock?
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Agh, my ancestors would haunt
you for this!
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- Maybe the bannock wouldn't
be so hard
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if you would just lighten up
a bit!
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- You're still on with this?
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- Okay. You want this pickerel
to be the star of the night?
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Watch.
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Anim, pickerel.
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Miigwetch for giving your life
to us,
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I hope that you really
taste good. Aho!
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- Oh, Mr. Potato, I love you
so much!
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- The sarcasm on you!
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- The judgment from you!
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- Don't argue in front
of the food!
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- No, the food needs to hear
this!
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- When I snap my fingers,
our two volunteers will stop
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being chickens.
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One, two, three!
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- Whoo! Wow!
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(applause)
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- Somebody call a tow truck,
man, this show's a wreck!
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(laughter)
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- Thank you. And thank you
to our lovely volunteers!
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Now, any smokers in the house?
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- Oh, hey! Any colonizers
in the house?
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(laughter)
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- How am I a colonizer?
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- Hey man! First, white people
tried to steal our land,
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and now, you're trying to steal
our brains!
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- Yeah, you're a mind colonizer!
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- You two want to be in the show
so bad,
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why don't you two come
on up here?
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- You can't hypnotize these
brains!
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- Yeah man, our skulls are too
thick!
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- Nigel Void can hypnotize
anyone!
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- Pssh! Let's go!
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- Alright!
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- Why don't you two come on up
and enter the void?
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(cheering)
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Now, what you are about
to witness
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is the most dangerous mind feat
in all of hypnosis -
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the body swap!
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- Err! Pervert!
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(laughter)
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- I want you two to slowly allow
yourself to let go!
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(snoring)
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(laughter)
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I've never seen it happen
that fast!
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Softest brains I've ever
worked with!
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(applause)
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- You're not gonna like this,
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but they're starting to send
the food back.
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(speaking Cree)
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- Well, one table said the food
tasted angry,
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another said the
potatoes tasted too...sarcastic?
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- Hate to say I told you so!
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- If you know better, you take
over!
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- Well, I couldn't do that.
But since you asked!
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(humming)
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Ahh. Watch and learn, Beanpole,
watch and learn!
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(flute music)
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(humming)
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- You see each other at the end
of a long tunnel.
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Now go to each other!
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Now, when I snap my fingers,
the big one will enter
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the dumb one's body,
and vice versa.
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One! Two! Three!
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(snaps fingers)
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(crowd gasps)
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- Told you, bro! We can't be
hypnotized!
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- Our minds are like steel
traps, bro!
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- Wait a minute, bro! I'm you!
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- And I'm you, bro!
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(both): We've been Freaky
Fridayed! -
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Thank you Grouse Lake,
and good night!
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(cheering)
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- Hey!
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- Aaah! Help!
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- Hey man! You switch us back,
you corporate sellout,
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button-down, cornfed,
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(inhale)
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Marshmallow motherfucker!
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- Yeah, I'm good!
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- Alright, fine!
What do you want?
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- I don't know, how about
an apology for calling me
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a mind colonizer?
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- That's an easy one.
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I'm sorry, bro!
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- Okay. Okay.
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- Sorry you're a mind colonizer!
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- Enjoy living in each other's
asses,
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for the rest of your lives!
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Exit the void!
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- What the fuck? Just say sorry,
bro!
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I'm tired of being in this
gigantic body,
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I used to be able to jump!
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- I don't negotiate with
colonizers!
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- In that case, go fuck yourself
then!
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- Apparently, this next act is
educational and entertaining,
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so edutainment?
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(crowd booing)
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Just keep quiet and watch your
next act!
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- Oh man!
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(applause)
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- Oh boy, I'm really hungry.
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- I am too, what should we eat?
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- Boo!
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(crowd booing)
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- We have fried chicken,
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fried baloney, fried milkshake.
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- Let's dip it all in lard!
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(thunder claps)
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- Oh no! Who could that be?
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- Fox geek! Who is it?
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- It is I, Evil Cholesterol!
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(Boys): Oh no!
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- Hi, I'm in every cell
in your body.
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I also help your organs
do their jobs.
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- Do...their...
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jobs.
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- But, too much cholesterol,
ooh, it's a bad idea!
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- Slow down boy, we're learning!
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- How do you spell cholesterol?
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- K-U-L-A-S-S-T-R-E-L.
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- Thank you!
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- You know you really have a lot
to learn about cooking,
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Beanpole.
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(speaking Cree)
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You know, you have to keep
the kitchen safe.
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Like a nursery! And the food
are the children.
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(gasp)
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00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,981
Why do you hate the children,
Beanpole?
261
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,583
- There's no way this makes
a difference!
262
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,752
If it's not a real ingredient,
then who cares?
263
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,389
- So much to learn! Aah!
264
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:06,726
(speaking Cree)
265
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,863
Sweet food, may it bless
the mouths of those that eat it!
266
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:17,770
That was a good one, you should
write that down! Sommak!
267
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,573
(grunting)
268
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,676
- See, Paul? This is why you
don't heckle!
269
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,411
- I'm not Paul, bro! It's Dean!
270
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,379
- Babe, it's me!
271
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,449
- See, Paul? This is why you
don't heckle!
272
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:34,653
- Okay, so you knew my heckling
would cause me to go into
273
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,055
Dean's skinny ass body?
274
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,958
- Shut your mouth!
Or Dean's mouth!
275
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,128
- Ugh! Goddamn, this skinny ass
body's so cold,
276
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,162
there's no insulation!
277
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,631
- You smarten up! Or I'll start
exercising!
278
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,501
- This body is in factory reset
mode, brah!
279
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,169
- What do you mean by that?
280
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:54,907
- I mean, I got a lotta room!
And I'm gonna fill it!
281
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,575
(grunting)
282
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,878
- Thanks for ruining my night!
283
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,514
- Babe! I'm sorry,
I'll fix this!
284
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,349
- How are you gonna fix this?
285
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,719
- All he has to do is apologize
to the hydroponics guy,
286
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,354
and then he'll switch us back!
287
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,589
- And you haven't done that?
288
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,424
- But babe, he's a colonizer!
289
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,694
- Come on, man! Fucking do it
already!
290
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,330
- That's not reconciliation,
turncoats!
291
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:23,235
Ow, ow! Babe, I got
no padding there!
292
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,137
- Fix this, now!
293
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,338
(grunting)
294
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,974
- God, you're beautiful!
295
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,145
- Okay, so you're not gonna like
this.
296
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,880
- Oh yeah?
297
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,349
- They all felt it tasted
a little too condescending
298
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,652
with a judgmental aftertaste.
299
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,087
- Well, you must have heard them
wrong.
300
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,124
- The fish was also a little
spoiled,
301
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,159
but not in the way you
might think.
302
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:52,031
More like it was
coddled, like a mama's boy!
303
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,265
(laughter)
304
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:57,736
- Oh, looks like your mood's
affecting the food, Agnes!
305
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,442
- Before we bring out our
special guest,
306
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:10,082
we have an even specialer guest
- and no, it's not Billy Jack.
307
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,619
It's me, and Betty, my flute!
308
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,422
- Agh, you suck, boy!
309
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,424
- I haven't even played a note
yet!
310
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,025
(flute)
311
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,962
- Boring! Bring back
Cholesterol!
312
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,197
- Arrgh!
313
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,332
(laughter)
314
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,900
(microphone feedback)
315
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,501
- Okay, fine!
316
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,937
Our special guest used to work
here,
317
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,740
but left to chase his dreams.
318
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,642
- Ah, it better not be Greg!
319
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,510
- Oh, for fuck's sakes!
320
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,346
Here's Greg, I quit!
321
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,281
(cheering)
322
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,283
(laughter)
323
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,187
- Mind Blower!
324
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,491
- There's my wizard!
325
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,261
- Uh, this is not part
of the show, everybody!
326
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,196
- Greg, I miss you bro!
327
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,698
- Really? Cause you once punched
me in the back of the head
328
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,066
when we ran out of ice cream.
329
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,434
- You should've put up a sign,
man!
330
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,672
- Some creepy hypnotist swapped
our bodies,
331
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,141
and now I'm stuck
in Paul's body.
332
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,944
- When you say it like that,
it sounds weird!
333
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,245
- Greg!
334
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:17,483
Use your mind powers
to change our bodies back!
335
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,817
- Gentlemen!
336
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,320
Brace yourselves.
337
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,588
Heh!
338
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:23,689
Ho!
339
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,058
Energy too powerful!
340
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,460
Brains too weak!
341
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,561
(grunting)
342
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,030
Oh, I, I can't do it!
343
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,599
- Great show, Greg!
Real mind blowing!
344
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,768
- Hypnotist! I command thee,
345
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,137
put my friend's brains back
in their bodies!
346
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,338
(Nigel chuckling)
347
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,341
- You see, illusionists,
they're all phonies.
348
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:46,412
Hypnotists, we burrow our way
into your minds.
349
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,947
No tricks!
350
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,648
- Stand back.
351
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,317
(dramatic music)
352
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,853
- A battle of the minds?
353
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,755
You're on!
354
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,491
(audience): Brain fight!
Brain fight! Brain fight!
355
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,260
- Ten dollars on the vampire!
356
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,463
- You need me to take over
again, Agnes?
357
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,432
- Pony-shin, Beanpole.
358
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:11,870
I'm just sharing all my love
with all of my blueberries.
359
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,406
I love you.
360
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,675
I love you.
361
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,478
And love even you!
362
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,813
- Everyone's waiting!
363
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,850
- Shut up, Beanpole! Nobody even
likes you!
364
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:29,021
- Careful, Agnes. You want your
food to taste mean?
365
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,324
- Uhhhh, what about you,
Meanpole?
366
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,759
- Meanpole, eh?
367
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,793
- Yeah!
368
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,861
Aaah!
369
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,163
How could you waste the food!
370
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,064
Ooh!
371
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,433
(gasps)
- Watch my flame shirt!
372
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,868
- Is the dessert ready yet?
373
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,170
(Agnes and Beanpole): Shut up,
Stephen Harper!
374
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,678
- Give it up, mind loser!
375
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,880
- Neverrrrrr!
376
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,315
(grunting)
377
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,786
- Come on, store buddy! Get him!
378
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:04,456
- He's too powerful!
379
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,758
- Arrrgghhh!
380
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,428
(grunting)
381
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,369
- I'm sorry, Dean!
382
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,939
- Use the power of our
friendship!
383
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,576
(soft music)
384
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,084
(grunting)
385
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,555
- Dean was right!
386
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,357
You're no match for the power
of friendship!
387
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,893
But you wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
388
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:44,196
Cause you're nothing but a mind
diddler!
389
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,800
- Not friendship!
My one weakness!
390
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:48,700
- Argh!
391
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,903
- Come on, more! Do it again!
392
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,337
- Mind Blower!
393
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,939
- Fine, when I snap my fingers,
394
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,909
the big one enters the dumb
one's body and vice versa!
395
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,444
- Hey, who you calling big?
396
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,246
- Hey man! Who you calling dumb?
397
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:05,017
- One. Two! Buckle my shoe!
398
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,018
(snaps fingers)
399
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,386
- Wha!
400
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,388
- Holy fuck!
401
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,622
(laughter)
402
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,224
I got my body back!
403
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,859
- Mind Blower, you did it!
404
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,360
(cheering)
405
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,999
- Mark my words, Mind Blower.
406
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:26,705
I never forgive, and I never
forget. I'll be back!
407
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,141
- Let's go, before he comes
back!
408
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,343
- Jesus Christ, man.
Just fucking go, already!
409
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,547
- We don't know what's
happening! Is it finished?
410
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,651
- If only there was someone here
to officiate this event,
411
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,320
then maybe we'd know.
412
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,857
- Aha! You need me!
413
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,493
- You win this one, there,
Roger!
414
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,561
- While the dessert comes out,
415
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:54,933
let's announce this year's Mr.
Berry Picker. Drum roll please!
416
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,768
(crowd banging on tables)
417
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806
And the winner is...
418
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:05,043
Ugh! It's him again!
419
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,812
(applause)
420
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,747
(laughter)
421
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,822
Mr. Berry Picker, how does it
feel?
422
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,225
- I don't know.
423
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:26,298
(audience member): Marry me,
Mr. Berry Picker!
424
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,001
- This never would've happened
if you'd just minded your own
425
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,502
damn business!
426
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,504
- If I just minded my own damn
business,
427
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,506
you'd be just serving
hate burgers!
428
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,175
- Ladies, please!
429
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,777
I may be just a simple cuck
of questionable parentage,
430
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,612
but even I can tell that what
you're doing in here
431
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,114
is affecting everyone out there!
432
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,416
Plate after plate has gone out
there with all of your
433
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,718
emotional poison all over it,
434
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,654
and I won't let it happen
anymore!
435
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,923
If we can't put aside our
differences for the sake
436
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,458
of the food, then we're no
better than the whites!
437
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,196
- You're right, Stephen Harper!
438
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,966
- Yeah, you showed us the way
back to our hearts.
439
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,206
Here, whip it! Whip it good!
440
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:15,814
Niminjinawez, Beanpole.
I should've let you cook.
441
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,917
- Niminjinawez, I should've
taken your advice.
442
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,118
- Hm.
443
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,922
- Um, guys? Okay, don't be mad,
444
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:28,760
but someone said it tasted too
sincere, too resolutiony!
445
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,296
- Can I see that?
446
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,900
(Agnes and Beanpole):
Aaaahhhhh!!
447
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,035
(laughter)
448
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:50,515
- Wait! Before anyone leaves,
we have one final act!
449
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,389
- Rose! I'm sorry that I ruined
your night away from PJ, but!
450
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,459
There was never going to be
a night away from PJ.
451
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,562
- What are you talking about?
452
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:08,200
- Please welcome DJ PJ!
453
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,835
(audience gasps)
454
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,104
- Look, there's mommy! Look!
455
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,842
Alright PJ the DJ.
Drop that beat!
456
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:17,976
(record scratch)
457
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,511
(techno music)
458
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,981
(record scratch)
459
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,454
Haha, that's my boy!
460
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,484
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