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Created by Freejack
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This kid, I swear. It's
like, he doesn't know how
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to do his own laundry.
All I do is full laundry.
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Can't even separate
the lights from the darks
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for me. Completely useless
sometimes, silly boy.
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Even more. I swear, I need to get on
top of him more for this kind of stuff.
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Like, see, this is the perfect
shirt to land him a job. His
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father bought him this, but all
he wants to do is game, I swear.
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It's just so cute though.
Oh boy, I swear. All
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done. I feel like I'm the
freakin' leader on here.
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I still have dishes to do, so
much yard work. It never ends.
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Ethan, Ethan, I have your
laundry. Oh my god, did a
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tornado swoop through
here? Jeez Louise, it's a mess.
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Who the fuck do you think you
are? You're not my mom. You're
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my stepmom. You can't tell
me to clean my fucking room.
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All you have to do is pick up
after yourself. It's not that hard.
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All you have to do is
leave my room. You're not
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my mom. You don't need
to be in my fucking room.
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Oh my gosh. I will get your
father on the phone right now.
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My dad doesn't fucking scare
me either. And yeah, you can
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be part of the family, but
you cannot tell me what to do.
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I just need you to
clean up after yourself.
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I don't want to do this
all the time for you.
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Let's go get your stuff
together, get a job, stop
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playing on your phone,
stop playing your games.
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No.
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Ethan, oh my gosh. This
mess is disgusting. Look
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at this shirt right here.
Are you kidding me?
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Oh, it smells disgusting. And
look at this shoe right here.
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There's mud all over it. Don't you
think you should pick up after yourself?
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You made this mess. You
need to fix it. Your father
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is going to be home soon.
I'm calling him right now.
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Fuck. Why does she have to be so
annoying? She's so hot. What a waste.
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Please, please, please let me fuck my
stepmom, but let her stop controlling me.
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Please tell her to just leave me the
fuck alone unless she's trying to fuck.
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Oh, what the fuck was that dream?
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Strip your mom remote. What
the fuck? It wasn't even a dream?
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No way. I got to try this right now.
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No way this is going to work.
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What happened? What's going on
here? What? Where are my clothes?
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What is this? What is going on?
Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Hello?
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This thing is fucking awesome.
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What are you doing here? I mean, how much
have you seen? I can explain everything.
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Why are you naked? I
mean, I had my clothes and
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then they were gone
and I'm not really sure.
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Stop looking at me. Sorry, you're not.
Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.
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Why is someone seeing you? You can't
say anything to your father about this.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Lips are sealed. Get out
of here. Go get me some clothes please.
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This is so embarrassing.
You're making me feel
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weird right now. You're
making me feel weird.
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Ethan, go get something
to cover myself, please.
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No, you don't even need this. Come
on, you know you got naked for a reason.
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I know you're always
teasing me and you made
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this mess. You're going
to have to fix it. Okay?
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Oh my gosh, Ethan, I'm your mother.
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Who cares? Come on, I'll
help you. Open your mouth.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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It's okay. If not, all
the neighbors are going
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to see you naked. Just
put it in your mouth.
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See, it's not so bad, huh?
Maybe not in my room.
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Oh, see, now you're naked.
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This mother doesn't want
to get covered in news.
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You cannot tell anybody.
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Of course not.
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You're my stepson.
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Oh, for you, I'm naked.
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Oh, for you, I'm naked.
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I can't believe I'm doing this. I honestly
don't even do this for your father.
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I'm a little embarrassed.
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Are we even sure about this?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be a better son.
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Oh, you're just helping me.
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Mmm.
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I mean, this is crazy, I just...
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It's time to wake up.
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It's our secret.
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Mmm.
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Oh my gosh.
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You're going to stretch my mouth
out. Your father's going to know.
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Oh my gosh.
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Shh. Stop talking. Just keep sleeping.
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Oh my gosh.
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You can't say anything.
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Oh my gosh.
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Shh.
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It's just more than a mute button.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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Oh my gosh.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, you're so nice.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, you're going to make me talk to God.
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Oh, you're going to make me talk to God.
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Oh.
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Don't tell your dad and go
clean your mess right now.
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I
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Swear all I do is laundry it
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Ethan.
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Have you picked up your room yet?
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Come over here. I want to show
you something with the laundry.
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You need to separate the
dark from the light sweetheart.
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You need to turn your
pants also inside out.
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Is this how my is this how all my
clothes have been disappearing what the.
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This must be where they're going and I.
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Knew it. I knew he was messing with me. No
wonder why my clothes keep disappearing.
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What kind of magic is this?
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And I am no one's mate.
I have not made any more
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I am done with this
get all this out of here.
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Please say this isn't what I think it is.
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Here we go, I.
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Knew it. I freaking knew it. I
knew that. Oh, I can't believe him.
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Hold on. Let me try it again. Let me see
if it really let me see if it really works.
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I knew I wasn't crazy
my skirt, too. I just
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knew it. I know he's
doing this. I know it's him.
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Let's see if I can do it
again. Oh gosh, here we go.
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Not my top two he's
got some explaining to do.
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Let me see what else I gotta see
what else is going on here ready? Oh
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I'm nervous.
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Now the rest of my stuff is
gone, what is going on here?
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Even if you have a lot of explaining
to do right now, oh my goodness.
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Yeah, what's up, oh you're naked
again you ready for round two, oh.
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I
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Can explain the remote.
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Even what is this?
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If you're what is this I was
taking I was taking a nap I wish.
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That I don't know you
wish why I could fuck
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you and I woke up and I had this remote.
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Appropriate it's really not
my fault. Think about it. I.
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Don't know. I just
I've seen the way that
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treats you and I know
I can treat you better.
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Why are you so mad even
this is inappropriate? It's
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not that bad. I mean,
didn't you like it? I mean.
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You enjoy it at all.
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Beside the point. Okay, so pissed right
now. It's you dad treats you like shit
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I could and I know you're
better. So why are you upset?
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All right, just talk to me I just I.
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Can't deal with this.
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You are so lucky I don't tell your father
about this I don't care you can tell him.
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Listen, I love you, and
that's not gonna change.
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Okay, and he treats you
like shit. You deserve better.
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Even you don't like
this a little bit. This
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is the first and last
time this ever happens.
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I
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Know you're having fun. You've been so
angry. Yesterday you smiled for the first.
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Time.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm doing this.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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My god.
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Oh
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