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Hey, what you doing?
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I'm playing Boy Scout.
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Oh, Wally, we're here to have fun.
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Fun? You call this fun?
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There are mosquitoes the size of field
mice, and the field mice the size of
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beavers. You got me.
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Sorry, I just feel really vulnerable out
here in these woods.
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It's okay. It'll do you a world of good
out here.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
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I've got an idea.
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What's that?
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Why don't we go skinny dipping?
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Are you nuts? Are you seeing that lake
out there?
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Like Miss Monster won't go swimming in
that crap.
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You're no fun.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess I've
just seen too many Friday the 13th
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movies.
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Come
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in.
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Ranger Whopper is reporting for duty,
sir.
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At ease, Ranger Whopper.
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Smoke him if you've got him. I've got
him.
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Uh, yeah. Well, I don't mean no's, and I
know you've gotten them, huh?
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Like I said, at ease.
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Well, you know, I'm a little nervous.
Would this be my first day and
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Well,
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uh -huh.
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Being a little nervous, huh? How do you
think I feel?
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You still have a uniform better than any
of my other rangers, I must admit.
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What other rangers?
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Well, that's why you're here, Ranger
Wendy.
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I see here you graduated number one in
your Park Ranger Academy, huh?
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It was tough, but I did it, sir. Well,
it's not as tough as it's going to be.
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Glaston National Park is invaded.
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It's invaded by killer beavers.
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Killer beavers?
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Hey, honey, what's wrong?
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There's something out there in the lake.
It's wet and hairy and ugly.
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I didn't know Ron Jeremy was in this
video.
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No, worse than that.
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It'll be okay, honey.
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I want to get out of here.
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Hey, listen, you're the one who wanted
to play campfire, girl.
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Well, you win.
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Now all I want to do is play.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I feel it in the back of my throat.
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Yeah. I feel that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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The chief just read me the riot act. Oh,
the armored car thing again? Listen,
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I'm going to crack that case.
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Give it up, Thoreau. You're obsessed.
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No, no. I'm going to pin it on that Sal,
the fifth, Bacabella, the last thing
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that I do.
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Why? Because your old man's a cop and
his is a robber? Listen, it's more than
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blood feud between cops and robbers.
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Sal's way too patriotic for you.
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You'll hang yourself.
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Listen, if I'm going down, he's going
down. And what makes you so sure it's
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I can feel it in my bones.
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You got any leads?
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Well, my stoolie's telling me that he
hid the dough somewhere in that
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National Park.
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That's like looking for a needle in a
haystack.
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Yes, but Sal, Sal's the one that's going
to take us there.
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And when he does, I'm going to nail that
Goomba.
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Angie, tell me something now. What the
fuck are you doing to me out here, huh?
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Sal, I told you to dress outdoors, but
oh no, Mr. Las Vegas.
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He has to dress like he's chasing a
cat's hair away, trust me. Well, I have
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to know.
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For Sal Buccobello, this is considered
outdoors, all right?
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You know, Sal, you're being a real shit.
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Oh, yeah?
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I gotta wipe my ass with tree bark, I
can't place a bet, and you call me a
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You know, that's a good joke.
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Let me put it this way.
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They're big, they're mutant, and they
ain't friendly.
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So what's my mission, Ranger Rex?
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Well, I'm sticking you where there's
major beaver activity.
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So what do you need me to do?
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Well, I thought you'd never ask.
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No, I get it. I suppose you want me to
take off my clothes and strip down to
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prove I'm a ranger like the other guys,
right?
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How did you know?
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I've been through this before.
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a standard plot device.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I gotta go.
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bugs out of your ass is a good idea,
right?
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Well, he also said that we should get
back to our roots.
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Boy, there seems to be plenty of them
around here.
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Well, he also said that we should get
back in touch with each other.
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Well, that's a good idea.
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No, it's not what he meant.
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Well, why don't you explain to me
exactly what he does mean, all right?
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Well, it's hard to explain.
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Okay, well, let me get something
straight.
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You're paying this fucker a couple C
notes a week to explain to you something
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that is hard to explain. I got it right?
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Kind of.
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Well, let me tell you something. This
guy's got some fucking racket.
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What the fuck's that?
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Okay. I got a plan that'll capture
Bacabella.
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What we'll do is, is we'll go
undercover.
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There's a couple of campers.
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A couple of married campers, I suppose.
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Very campers, yeah. That's a good idea.
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And we're going to practice.
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Practice? At being married.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes. Agent Strowman, your insight
is just amazing.
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Well, we're getting some camping
outfits, too, because, you know, we
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really go in these clothes.
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Oh, Agent Strowman, you...
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We should have a feel for this job.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Oh, yes. That's not nice.
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Oh, yes.
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Lions and tigers and bears and beavers.
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I don't see any killer beavers.
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I think Ranger Rex has sent me on a
fishing expedition.
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What's that?
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I wonder why that guy's wearing a suit.
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Sal, it's 100 degrees out. Aren't you
hot in a suit?
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Hey, what's the matter with you, huh?
You're nagging me about my suit all the
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time. Well, you're just making me
uncomfortable. That's all.
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Okay, well, we'll make it a federal
case. You know, I'll beat it. Don't
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Well, I'm taking mine off because it's
really hot out here.
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I just saw them talking about a thing.
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I just saw another one. I didn't see
anything.
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Stop it.
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What are you doing?
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It's hot out.
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Oh, come on.
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What's the matter with you? We're in the
woods. Nobody's going to see. What's
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the matter with you? Come on. Okay,
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all right, all right. You can do what
you want. Just don't kick my ass no
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Holy shit.
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That's against park regulations.
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You gotta admit, I got good taste in
clothes and women.
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I don't feel anything right now. Oh, my
God.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, God, you beat me.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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That's definitely against park
regulations.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Get crazy with me? Yeah.
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I'm trying to get crazy.
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Yeah?
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Oh, man.
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It's great, though, baby.
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Yeah? It's the outdoors, yeah. I love
the outdoors.
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I love the outdoors.
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Ew, there's bugs out here.
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There's big bugs out here. Yeah.
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Don't want to get me.
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It's all the outdoors, baby.
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I told you that, huh? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Because there's a brown thing at Rare
and across there.
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He's a friendly one, huh?
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Is that tiny one? Yeah.
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Little animals watching us? I like to be
watched by animals. Yeah?
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Oh, yeah.
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I like that.
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I always go to the zoo when I want to
really get more fun, yeah.
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Yeah, we can do it at the zoo, baby.
Yeah.
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Yeah?
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I love the zoo, you know?
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You know, they say retarded people, they
like going to the zoo.
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you may be coming looking at.
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Oh, fuck.
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really think.
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God,
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you startled me. Shh.
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I'm in hot pursuit of a criminal.
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And I think you might have just found
him. Here.
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Yes.
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That's him.
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That's Sal the fifth's Bacchabellus and
his accomplice, Angeli Dominglio.
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I can't see exactly what Sal the Fist is
saying.
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But if I know him, he's probably
figuring out his next caper.
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Why do they call him the Fist?
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What's going on? What are they saying?
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I'm not too sure.
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But it looks like Sal's pointing over to
that bush.
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That's probably where he hid the dough.
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Dough? Yes, millions of it.
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That's right, enough to buy the stupid
little park and a whole bunch of two
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hoodlums, too. I gotta nail him.
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You can't do it alone.
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You're right.
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I'm going to need backup.
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But I lost my backup about two miles
ago.
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That way.
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What happened?
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Fever trapped.
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What do you mean, oops?
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I'll make it up to you. Make what up?
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This.
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Oh, Ranger, I like your enthusiasm.
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Whoa.
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Ooh.
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The mountain range is nice here.
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Mm -hmm.
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You know when you put your ear real
close you can hear the ocean.
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It's not your Aunt Martha you're
kissing.
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No, but they're about as big as her
head.
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You might have to take my hat off, too.
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Wee!
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it up for you.
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Thank you.
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The sun!
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I can't see the sun!
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I had this lump on my throat. I don't
know what I'm doing.
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You're making me so hot, baby.
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Thank you.
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You don't think I hope to stay from the
mental home, are you?
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No, not at all.
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Look, I'm a bug.
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Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike.
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the false arrest charges.
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Yes, sir. I agree.
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Slapping cuffs on a naked man without
probable cause is a bit extreme.
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Yes, sir.
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Yeah, well, Bacabella told us that he
was going to put his hands in a
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wheelchair.
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Well, sir, sir, it could have happened
to anyone.
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Yes, yes, I'll tell her.
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Yes, sir.
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Park Service, they'll put a lid on this
Bacabella thing.
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That's good.
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So, can I go now?
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Yeah, you can go, Ranger Wendy.
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Then I'm not fired?
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Nah, just call it your first day
jitters.
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Oh, and Ranger Wendy?
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Yes?
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