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- Jane, your picture's full
of bloody people.
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That's not a still life.
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- Sure, it is.
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The blood's the reason
they're so still.
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- Blood?
Cool!
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Hey, Jane, paint something
with blood
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on my canvas...
And maggots.
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- Sorry, sport boy.
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These itty-bitty canvases
just don't do it for me.
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How I long for a medium grand
enough to do justice
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to my inner torment.
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- Good morning, students.
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Where is your instructor?
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- She went to the ladies' room.
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- 10-25.
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Defoe leaves post
without clearance
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for personal business.
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Initiate investigation.
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Anyway, I just dropped in
to caution you
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that the school dance is
in two weeks,
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and security is going to be
especially tight,
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so if anyone is thinking
of rigging
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a bucket of pig's blood
to the rafters,
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well, they can just forget it.
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- There goes my weekend.
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- That dance is going
to be cool.
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- You callous oaf!
- What?
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- Did you forget the last dance,
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when I caught you making out
with Zoe?
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- For the 50th time, babe,
I was fixing her nose ring.
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- What do you think,
I'm stupid and stuff?
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- Hey, I already told you,
smart doesn't matter
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with a body like mine.
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I mean yours.
- Hmm!
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For your information,
there are plenty of guys
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who think I'm pretty and smart.
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- You can visit them
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at the cedars of lawndale
head injury ward.
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- Ooh, I'm sick of this!
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Maybe it's time I find someone
who really appreciates me.
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- Maybe I should find someone
who really appreciates me.
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- Hello, mom?
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- Then you just go ahead
and do that,
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because it's--it's over!
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And this time, I mean it!
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- Oh, yeah?
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It's double over for me!
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- You don't really think--
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- forget it.
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That species mates for life.
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- Now, remember,
your Hemingway essays
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are due in one week.
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And this time, Stacy,
it's Ernest, not Mariel.
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- Sorry.
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- Oh, class, before you go,
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we're still looking for someone
to head the dance committee.
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Remember, to volunteer
is to say, "I care."
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- Dance committee.
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I'll never work
on another dance again.
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They expect you to do stuff,
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and now everything's messed up,
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and the whole school's going
to blame me.
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Plus, I haven't even had time
to find sandals
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to go with my new halter dress.
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- Sandi, I warned you,
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to volunteer is to say,
"use me."
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- Sandi, are you okay?
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- Gee, Quinn, I think
you should volunteer.
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You have such good taste.
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- Um, but you have
even better taste, sandi.
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You should volunteer.
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- I know;
Why don't you take the job
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and appoint the fashion club
as your committee?
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Of course, if you don't think
we're up to it,
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then just say so.
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- Um, okay.
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I guess.
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Mr. O'Neill, I'll head
the dance committee.
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- Really?
Great!
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Get ready to work
like you've never worked before.
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- Oh, I'll have the fashion club
to help me.
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Right, guys?
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Guys?
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- I've had it.
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Kevin and I are finally over
for good.
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- Is it over over,
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like the time he got you
a football for you birthday,
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or just over,
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like the time he thought
your goldfish needed air?
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- No, this time,
it's really over over,
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and as fellow cheerleaders,
you have to swear
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on a stack of pom-poms
not to go to the dance
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with that two-timing,
scum-of-the-earth Kevin.
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We solemnly swear
not to go to the dance
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with that two-timing,
scum-of-the-earth Kevin.
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Yay, team!
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- So it's agreed.
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No one ask Brittany
to the dance.
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We're men.
We got to stick together.
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We show 'em who's boss.
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- Hi.
- Quinn?
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- I want to talk to you.
- Don't go away.
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- Yo, guys.
Guys!
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- So I said
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maybe we should
get a velvet rope
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and hire a bouncer to keep out,
you know,
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the undesirable element.
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- I remember those dances.
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You want to talk
about humiliation?
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The one time I had a date,
she stood me up
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for Mr. Campus hot stuff.
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Oh, but I showed her.
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I went anyway!
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How I wanted to wring
her little--
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- daria, are you going
to the dance?
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- Of course she's not going.
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Only a loser would go to a dance
without a date.
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- School dances suck!
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- Jake, here.
Make a guest house.
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- All right!
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- Don't anybody move.
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- Charity bloodsuckers!
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- No, it's the fashion
bloodsuckers.
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- Everyone, please remain
in your seats
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until my guests and I are
all safely upstairs.
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Thank you.
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- How come Quinn never
introduces us to her friends?
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- Why don't you ask
the little people
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who live in your potatoes?
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- So I was thinking,
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since we'll all be wearing
designer dresses,
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we should have
a fashion show theme.
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The dance floor could be
on a runway,
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and everyone could watch us
from the sidelines.
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- That's a great idea.
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- Yeah, really great, Quinn.
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- Yes, if you want to make
a mockery of the runway
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by having
the visually unacceptable
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waddle all over it.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, right.
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- Okay, then maybe
since we're all wearing bronze,
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gold, and copper dresses,
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we should have a bronze, gold,
and copper dance.
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- Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, good idea.
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- Great, then everyone will know
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what we're wearing
ahead of time,
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so no one will be surprised.
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- Ooh, she has a point.
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- Gee, sandi, since you don't
like any of my ideas,
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maybe there's something
you'd like to do.
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- I think we should
decorate the gym
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like the inside of the concorde.
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- Um, it's a cute idea
and everything,
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but I'm not sure there would be
much room to dance, and--
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- gee, Quinn, if you're not
going to listen to ideas
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from your own dance committee,
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maybe you should just plan
the dance alone.
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- Don't be silly.
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- So now I'm silly?
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- I meant it would be silly
for me to plan the dance alone
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when I have
such a talented committee.
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I know the four of us
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can come up with something
really fun.
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- But I already did come up with
something really fun.
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- But it's just, well,
not practical.
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- Maybe I should just have
my own party,
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since you obviously think
I'm postal.
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- I don't think you're postal.
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- Come on.
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I know a really nice
insane asylum.
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- Sandi, I think
what Quinn meant is--
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eep!
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- But I need you guys!
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- Then next time,
maybe you'll act like it.
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- Sorry, Quinn.
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- Wait!
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- So, Angie, want to go
to the dance with the qb?
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I'll drive.
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- No, thanks, Kevin.
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I've got plans that night to...
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Um, read a newspaper.
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- Hmm, okay.
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- Hey, Quinn.
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- Not now.
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- Um, daria, can I ask you
a personal question?
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- No.
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- See, normally,
I have no trouble in,
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you know, the babe department,
but now they're treating me
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like I'm on the honor roll
or something.
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- Kids can be so cruel.
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- I can't get one cheerleader
to go to the dance with me.
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I don't get it.
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- Maybe you're losing
your looks.
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- Or maybe you're losing
your mind.
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- You think I'm losing my looks?
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- A face-lift will fix you
right up.
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- Why do you have to go
to the dance with a cheerleader?
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- It's not
to make Brittany jealous,
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if that's what you think.
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- I'm convinced.
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- Cheer up.
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I'm sure there are plenty
of noncheerleaders
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who would be happy to waste
three hours of their lives
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at a dance with you.
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- Oh, wait!
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I see where this is going.
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Hey, daria, no offense,
but no way.
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I mean, what are you thinking?
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- Huh?
- Gotta go.
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- But what about the baby?
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- Um, Ms. Barch.
Janet.
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May I call you Janet?
No?
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Oh, okay.
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Ms. Barch--
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- hi.
- Eep!
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- I just wanted to tell you
that, um,
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my great aunt Audrey
died two days ago,
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and I'm too upset
to head the dance committee.
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You know, death and all.
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Okay, gotta go.
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- Quinn, wait.
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If there's anything I can do
to help you
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through this time
of bereavement--
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- all right, so I don't have
a great aunt Audrey.
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Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany
deserted me,
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and no one else will help,
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and I can't plan the dance
all by myself.
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- I see.
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You must be feeling
a lot of teenage stress
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to make up
such a fanciful story.
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- So I'm off the hook?
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- Quinn, I've got a solution.
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I will be your dance committee.
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- Ew!
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Fine.
I'll find a new committee.
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- Janet, please don't think me
forward or Randy
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by asking you this, but...
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- So, anyway, I really love
to dance.
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Of course, the best place
to dance is at a dance.
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Do you like to dance?
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- Um, sure.
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I mean, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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- I can't believe it.
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No one has asked me
to the dance.
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Am I losing my looks?
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- They're gaining their senses.
- What?
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- Brittany,
I completely disapprove
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of this ridiculous fight
with Kevin.
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- Oh.
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- But if you insist
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on teaching the big idiot
a lesson,
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why not ask Robert to the dance?
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- But he's at Disney world
with his family
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till next Friday.
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- So he doesn't know
about any of this.
257
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,004
That's why he'll say yes, see?
258
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,872
- Wow, Jodie.
259
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,341
No wonder
you're an honor student.
260
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,410
- Yeah, all that note-taking
and studying
261
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,279
is just to kill time between
my friends' romantic crises.
262
00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:45,449
- You ought to try watching TV.
263
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,685
- Hey, what's
she so happy about?
264
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,686
- Nothin', honey.
265
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,821
- Hi, guys.
266
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,426
- I was wondering if you could
do me a teensy-weensy favor.
267
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,861
- I can do it.
- I got you covered.
268
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:57,962
- Great!
269
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,430
I need help planning the dance.
270
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,436
Quinn, we'd like to help,
but, you know, we're guys.
271
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,472
- Hey, sandi.
- Hi, sandi.
272
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,074
- Gee, I hope everyone here
isn't too busy
273
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,709
to come to the party I'm having
274
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,878
while my parents
are out of town.
275
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,782
Quinn, I just want to say
276
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,118
that I'm really sorry
about our fight.
277
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,820
I don't even care
who was at fault.
278
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,522
I just hope
you're not still mad.
279
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,893
- I could never stay mad
at you, sandi.
280
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,094
- Good.
281
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,063
So you'll be at my party
next Saturday.
282
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,566
I mean, it wouldn't be the same
without you, Quinn.
283
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,767
Saturday!
284
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,069
Saturday! Saturday!
285
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,371
- Saturday?
286
00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,971
But that's the same night
as the dance.
287
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,573
Dance! Dance! Dance!
288
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,309
- You're kidding!
289
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,178
I forgot all about the dance.
290
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,215
Gee, that's too, too bad.
291
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,317
I mean, I can't unorder
all that free pizza.
292
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,985
- Pizza?
- Oh, great.
293
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:59,156
- Well, I can't unorder, um,
the free soda and tacos
294
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,157
I was going to order.
295
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,258
- Tacos!
296
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,128
- Outdoor turbo-jet hot tub.
297
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,830
- Preferred seating
for the popular.
298
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,866
- Green day on big screen.
299
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,434
- Dj on dance floor.
300
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,169
- Miniskirts.
- Strapless!
301
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,170
Well?
302
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,974
- My head hurts.
- Mine too.
303
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,509
- Ooh.
- Ow!
304
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,947
- What deadly new diseases
can you pick up by sitting down?
305
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:26,450
Toilet seat terror,
next on sick, sad world.
306
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,352
- Need someone
to count it for you?
307
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,188
- $100. It's yours.
308
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,623
All you have to do
is be my dance committee.
309
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,625
- Put away the cash.
I'll do it for free.
310
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,294
- You will?
- Sure.
311
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,329
And after that,
we can play mystery date
312
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,830
and have a Taffy pull.
313
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,066
- My own flesh and blood, daria.
314
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,469
My own flesh and blood.
315
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,537
- Not so fast.
- What?
316
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,705
- What's the budget?
317
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,474
You know, for food, music,
decorations.
318
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,675
- $1,000.
319
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,044
Well, minus
this discretionary fund.
320
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,614
- The time has come
to reach out and bond
321
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,449
with my fellow classmates.
322
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,284
Organizing a dance
is the best way to say,
323
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,488
"Jane Lane wants to be
your friend."
324
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,656
- Whatever.
Let's divide everything up.
325
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,558
This is what
you're responsible for.
326
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,195
- Decorations,
furniture rentals, food, music.
327
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,063
You're in charge of...
328
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,832
- Lots of things.
Any questions?
329
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,400
- How many people--
- oops, date's here.
330
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,735
Gotta go.
331
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,070
- Does this have any connection
332
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,905
with that big art piece
you want to do?
333
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,407
- $1,000 can buy a lot of paint.
334
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,710
- But what about
our dancing classmates?
335
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,213
- Oh, put this aside for a bag
of chips and a boom box.
336
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,590
- Now, Janet, I know
that you're--Jane!
337
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,158
Thank you
for finally stopping by.
338
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,460
- Sorry, late.
339
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,595
No sleep, two days.
340
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,728
- By the way,
341
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,397
did Quinn give you my list
of suggestions?
342
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,498
- Who?
343
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,500
- I just thought
a dramatic reading or two
344
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,668
would be a nice break,
345
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,270
you know, in between
all the rocking out.
346
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,650
Um, Janet?
347
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,317
I mean, Ms. Janet.
348
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,653
No, that is--
349
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,555
- come on, skinny.
Let's dance.
350
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,357
- See how the hands grip
the steering wheel
351
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,492
like he still thinks he could
drive his way out of it?
352
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,794
- Yeah.
353
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,462
Maybe he could
if his arms were attached.
354
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,730
- I hate to tell you this,
355
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,632
but your conceptual piece
is a big hit.
356
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,301
- Couldn't just let me
enjoy the moment, could you?
357
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,904
Although, I am impressed
you braved a high school dance
358
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,039
to support the arts.
359
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,673
- I've come.
I've seen.
360
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,775
Let's go.
361
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,576
- And now, ladies,
362
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,378
take your man by the hand,
363
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:38,149
and climb aboard
the roller coaster to love.
364
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,553
- You made upchuck the dj?
365
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,089
- I figured it was best
to keep him out of circulation.
366
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,958
Plus, he had all the right
qualifications.
367
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,126
- He volunteered.
- Bingo.
368
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,028
- I can't believe
Mr. O'Neill said
369
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,597
he'd give me detention
if I didn't come
370
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,998
to this stupid dance.
371
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,500
I mean, have you seen the way
people dress in detention?
372
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,069
- Yeah, they're losers.
- I know.
373
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,204
- Oh, no!
374
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,506
What did she do to the gym?
375
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,808
Guys, I'm really thirsty.
376
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,644
Can you get me some punch?
Now?
377
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,746
What's this about?
378
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,481
- Being young, carefree,
379
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,949
having your whole life
ahead of you,
380
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,651
and dancing the night away
to celebrate?
381
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,953
Oh, and the untimely death
of Jackson pollock.
382
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,856
- Great, some friend of yours
bites it in a car crash,
383
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,692
and you take it out on me.
384
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,027
My life is over, okay?
385
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,128
- You've done well.
386
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,397
- Cool decorations, Quinn.
- Really?
387
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,165
- Yeah,
you're a really good painter.
388
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,800
- Thanks.
Come on, let's dance.
389
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,035
- Which one of us?
390
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,471
- Both, silly.
391
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,474
- And if you luscious lovelies
out there are wondering
392
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,744
what effect you have
on Charles ruttheimer III,
393
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,081
why, you make me wanna shout.
394
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,949
- She's going to take
all the credit, isn't she?
395
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,451
- It's the thing she does best--
396
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,087
that and avoiding
lipstick teeth.
397
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,090
- Doesn't Robert
look handsome tonight?
398
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,259
- Stunning.
- Thank you, ma'am.
399
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,993
- So where's Kevin?
400
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,762
Not that I care.
401
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,029
- He's at sandi's party.
402
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,600
- Come, Robert.
403
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,701
Let us dance.
404
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,436
- Yes, ma'am.
405
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,606
- And so while the broncos
remain snowbound
406
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,508
outside Denver
international airport,
407
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,111
we're pleased to bring you
this encore presentation
408
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,781
of 50 years of off-Broadwaychoreography.
409
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,350
- Guys, this, um...
410
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,918
- Sucks?
- Yeah.
411
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,154
- Hey, sandi,
is Quinn coming over?
412
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,188
- And where's Brittany?
413
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,590
Not that I care.
414
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,692
- I believe they're
at the dance.
415
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,094
You know, with the losers.
416
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,766
Now, who wants to try out
those new jets in my hot tub?
417
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,168
- Um, I'll go change.
- Oh, me too.
418
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,469
- Good idea.
419
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,318
- They look terrible out there.
420
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,354
- We've got to tell her
for her own good.
421
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,990
- Isn't Robert a dreamy dancer?
422
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,925
Much better than Kevin.
423
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:06,530
- Brittany, honey, your date
dances like a big geek,
424
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,998
and I thought you should know.
425
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,342
- Uh-oh.
We've been spotted.
426
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,278
- Well, I don't feel like
talking to anyone.
427
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,812
- That's a shocker.
428
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,381
Don't worry,
I'll get rid of them.
429
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,349
- Hi.
Cool decorations, huh?
430
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,084
- Have a seat.
- That's telling 'em.
431
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,685
- I'm Brad, and this is
my brother, Brett.
432
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,820
We're from cumberland high.
433
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,255
- What are you doing here?
434
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,723
- We travel around on weekends
435
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,825
trying to find a high school
more screwed up than ours.
436
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,027
- And?
- Congratulations.
437
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,930
Your trophy will arrive
in six to ten business days.
438
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,772
- Now let's slow things down
so we can heat things up,
439
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,474
if you get my drift.
440
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,981
- Ew!
441
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,751
Get your big, sweaty hands
off of me!
442
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,954
I don't slow dance
until after the fifth date.
443
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,160
- Hi, Quinn.
Do you want to dance?
444
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,561
- Come on.
Dance with me first.
445
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,830
- How come you guys aren't
at sandi's party?
446
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,997
- It, um...
447
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,167
- Sucked.
- Sucked.
448
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,237
- Gee, that's too, too bad.
449
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,339
- I'm sorry you're not
feeling well, ma'am.
450
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,506
Are you hungry?
451
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,841
Can I drive you anywhere?
452
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,443
How about--
- thanks, Robert.
453
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,545
But I just want to go home.
454
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,515
- I got you the wrong color
corsage, didn't I?
455
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,416
If the chocolates
were too chocolate,
456
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,684
just tell me.
457
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,558
- You know, we really should
say something
458
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,992
about that guacamole
on the floor
459
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,861
before someone else
sprains their ankle.
460
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,697
- Yeah, we really should.
- Mm.
461
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,133
- So I was reading this book
on Jeffrey dahmer...
462
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,372
- Hey, Kevin.
463
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,543
- No one messes
with my girlfriend but me!
464
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,477
Die!
465
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,716
Yeah!
466
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,419
- Boy, those guys must
really like Brittany a lot
467
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,853
to fight over her.
468
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,456
- Hey, what's the big idea
taking Quinn to the dance?
469
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,757
- Yeah, that's our job.
470
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,161
- Oh, dear.
471
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,565
- Where are all the guys?
472
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,234
I mean, how long does it take
them to change?
473
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,738
- I heard a bunch of cars
leaving earlier.
474
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,374
- Well, why didn't you
say anything?
475
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:34,078
- I figured they belonged
to a really big family.
476
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,580
- Ew, look!
477
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,247
I'm getting all pruny.
478
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,317
- Stacy, that is
so unattractive.
479
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,854
I can't believe
you even showed me.
480
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,989
Come on, let's change
and go to the dance,
481
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,026
unless Stacy has something else
really gross to show us.
482
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,605
- So you guys want to go
to Joe's diner?
483
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,773
The food's inedible,
484
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,475
and one of the waiters
is a schizophrenic.
485
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,110
- Think we can get in?
- Cool.
486
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,945
Let me tell Chuck so he can
meet up with us later.
487
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,114
- Wait.
You're friends with upchuck?
488
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,115
- He's our cousin.
489
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,516
We came to see his dj act.
490
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,986
- Um...
- I just remembered...
491
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,287
- I think I have to be
somewhere...
492
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,389
- On the other side of town...
493
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,691
- Oh, kevie,
I only kissed Robert
494
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,593
to get even with you
for kissing Zoe.
495
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,895
It didn't mean anything.
496
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,829
And now I know
you really do love me
497
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,564
and you really mean it
when you say
498
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,767
smart doesn't matter,
although I think
499
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,169
I'm smarter than you think I am,
although I know I'm not smarter
500
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,704
than the really smart,
smart people.
501
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,472
So I forgive you!
502
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,473
Kevie?
503
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,475
Kevie?
504
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,812
- Son, I wouldn't try to talk
with that broken jaw.
505
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,946
- A broken jaw?
506
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,148
For me?
507
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,086
- Let's do the math
one more time.
508
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,055
Your dance decorations
were a huge hit.
509
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,422
- Plus.
510
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,692
- But my sister managed to take
complete credit for them.
511
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,193
- Minus.
512
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,429
- We hung out with a couple
of guys who weren't so bad.
513
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,663
- Plus.
514
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,064
- But they turned out
to be carriers
515
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,767
of the dreaded ruttheimer gene.
516
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,034
- Big minus.
517
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,270
- So we're more or less even
on the night.
518
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,537
- Darn.
519
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,441
And it came so close
to turning out semidecent.
520
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,310
- Oh, my god.
521
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,643
- Open up.
- Let us in.
522
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,813
- Open this door.
- Hello!
523
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,515
Plus!
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