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- They broke into her bedroom.
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She burst into song.
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The inappropriate alto,
tonight on sick, sad world.
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- I got a big wheel
rolling in my heart
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- I really don't know
what that's supposed to mean
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- it means a lawndale
morning's gonna start
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- put on your pants
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we're seeing more
than should be seen
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I'll say
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- today I'll be the perfect
working wife and mother
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- today I'll show my clients
that this man is strong
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- but, oh, today's booked up
like every other
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- I'll probably tell
my clients
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that they're right
and I am wrong
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but still it's morning
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in the burbs
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- it's such a great day,
I wish I could buy it
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it look so good,
it makes my eyeballs hurt
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does this go with this top?
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Should I try it?
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- Oh, put on any skirt
or shirt
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you'd even look good
wearing dirt
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- thanks
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on this morning
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in the burbs
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- oh me, oh my,
a lovely day is dawning
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oh, what a joy
I didn't wake up dead
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so I can go to school
and then resume my yawning
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and get my sleep in class
instead of in my bed
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- morning, Helen
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- morning, Jake
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- hair all right?
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- Looks kind of fake
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- great, and now
my leave I'll take
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it's off to work I go
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- What's the weather
like today?
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- May be a hurricane
on the way
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- but it's such
a lovely day
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- what does science know?
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- Oh, that's great
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the toast is cold
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what tales of nothing
will unfold?
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Here on this same old
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- this same old
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morning in the burbs
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- Oh, my gosh.
Look at the jell-o.
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- It's jiggling.
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Worried about the competition?
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- Don't you see?
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It changed
into the school colors
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on pep rally day.
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There really is a school spirit.
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Spooky.
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- Pep rally day?
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- Hmm.
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I guess we better make
alternate plans.
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- Hello, Mr. Roof.
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- Um, as captain of the team,
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I want to say
that there are some things
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more important than winning.
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- Yeah, like kicking
some damn butt.
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Ooh!
All right!
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We are the champions,
my friends.
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- Uh, thank you.
- I'm the qb.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- Excuse me.
Everybody, simmer down.
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Calm down.
Calm down.
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That little hurricane advisory
has been upgraded
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to a hurricane warning.
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- Are we all gonna die?
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- Not on school property.
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You're all to go home.
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- What about the big game?
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- Canceled
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no
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- yes,
now everybody out
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everybody out
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an ordered quiet exit
is what exiting's about
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- you will not scream
or howl or shout
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everybody out
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everybody out
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but what if,
what if, what if
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the town blew away?
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- Where would
the football players play?
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Where would we go
to shop all day?
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Would we still get
three months off with pay?
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If the town blew away
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- nowhere isn't anywhere
I want to live
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- nowhere makes lawndale
look all right
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- nowhere is an address
that's very hard to give
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- when you ask for a ride home
on Friday night
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- I hope you're not too sad
that you don't get to play
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- I am, but I think
the weather's fine
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x files says this is just
the sneaky way
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the authorities create,
like, a natural disaster thing
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to cover up the real reason
the game's canceled
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I mean, big game, big storm--
coincidence?
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Well, we're not falling
for their line
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- come on, kevie,
don't be mad
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I've got a way
to make you glad
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we'll go up
to some other place
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- Hey, that's cool, babe.
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Let's go suck face
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- hey, look at what
the newspaper is saying
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- what?
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- It says a great big storm
is on the way
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- cool
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- the roof's not really
where we should be staying
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- why?
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- 'Cause this big-ass storm
is happening today
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- hey
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what if the town blew away?
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- My sister would have
nowhere to stay
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- the mall would be gone,
and that's okay
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down on your knees
and begin to pray
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that the town blows away
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- Let's head down.
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I want to live to see
what this place looks like
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after it's obliterated.
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- You know, being
a post-apocalyptic town
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is gonna be cool.
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Other towns
will be scared of us.
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- I am sure they already are.
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Oh, look.
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A hurricane of passion.
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- Hi.
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- I hate to interrupt,
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but the newspaper says
there's a big storm coming.
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- You might want to take
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your wholesome sports activities
indoors.
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- Wait, the newspaper said that?
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Ah, man, I thought Ms. Li
was just covering up.
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- Yeah, she was messing
with our minds.
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- Why doesn't that add up
for me?
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- Ladies first.
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- No.
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Great.
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Now we're not only gonna die,
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"quarterback and others perish."
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I always knew that I would die
in nowheresville
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- but I didn't think
I'd die there quite so soon
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hey this is like that video
when scary storms kill
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- will being dead
wreck my afternoon?
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If the town blows away
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- Um, Helen,
I was just wondering,
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if there isn't anything more
to do, you know,
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I thought maybe I could go home
and say good-bye
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to my loved ones.
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- Oh, I suppose I can send
this fax myself.
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- Thank you.
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- Kiss the kids good-bye for me.
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I mean, good night.
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Damn.
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- Helen,
what are you doing here?
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There's a hurricane coming.
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I know I never said it before,
but...
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Helen
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oh, oh, Helen
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you're so swell and--
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Ah, damn.
I'll email you.
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- Don't worry about me.
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I've just got a bit of this
and that to wrap up,
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and then I'll be--
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where's my appointment book?
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- This one doesn't make
so much noise.
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- But, Quinn, aren't you afraid
that you look like a hefty bag?
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Not that you do.
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- Uh-uh.
- No way.
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- Sorry, ladies,
the store is closing.
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The hurricane.
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- Let's get out of here
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while there's still time
to walk.
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Running for your life
is so geeky.
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- Oh, no.
Wind hair.
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- Come on, Quinn.
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We'll come back tomorrow
and find a color
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that doesn't make you
look so sick.
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- We'll find a better color
tomorrow?
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Don't they know
I can't leave yet?
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Why don't they know?
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It's easy to see
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that I can't go
till I'm dressed perfectly
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- why don't they guess?
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It's more than a quirk
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I've got to confess
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I'm addicted to work
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- a shrink would have
a field day with my head
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- if he listened
to the sentence I just said
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obsessive kids and moms
just might be ticking bombs
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so I'll keep it
to myself instead
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- it doesn't matter really
what I do or wear
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- I could do a half-assed job
and nobody would care
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but wowing
colleagues and friends
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is the greatest
of life's ends
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so when life ends,
at least it ends
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with style and flair
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- coming in second
wouldn't be the worst
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- as long as no one else
was first
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- oh, don't they know?
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- Tell them it's so
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don't they know
I can't leave yet?
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- Okay, mom.
I'm coming home.
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I'll be the one
in the hefty bag.
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- Hello.
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You've reached
the morgendorffer residence.
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No one's home right now.
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- What do you mean
no one's home right now?
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Daria! Quinn!
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Please get home
and answer the damn phone!
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I've got a foot on the gas
and a hammer in my head
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thinking 'bout my girls
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and the ways
they might be dead
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they should be safe at home
and warming by the fire
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instead of warming up
to sing in that heavenly choir
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god, god damn it
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- Learn to drive, jerk!
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- God, god damn it
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- Glad you got your horn
to work
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- god, god damn it
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- Stay in your Lane!
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- There's a hurricane coming
and I'm going insane
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- quite swearing
like a drunkard
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and get right with the lord
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- we're a very moral family
with a baby on board
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- and I say god, god damn it
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oh me, oh my
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- god, god damn it
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we hope that you die
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- aah, damn, damn it
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- you tell 'em, Jack
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- I think I see my turnoff,
so you better get back
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- god, god damn it
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- Now, let's see.
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We've got the windows taped up,
emergency provisions,
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spare batteries.
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Oh, I wish I knew that
your father and daria were safe.
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Quinn, what are you doing?
- Making cocoa.
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- Why?
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- I saw this TV movie
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about this really cute family
of teens
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who got stranded
during a hurricane.
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When they got nervous,
they drank cocoa.
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- Now, sweetie,
there is nothing to worry about.
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Looters!
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- Helen, Quinn.
Daria?
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- Oh, no, I was hoping
she was with you.
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- You mean she's out there
in that maelstrom?
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Oh, god, no!
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- It's not actually raining yet,
Jake.
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- She's probably
at a friend's house.
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- Yes, yes.
That's where she is.
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Hello.
Hello!
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- Quinn, pour your father
some of that cocoa.
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- Hello.
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No, daria's not here.
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You want the morgendorffers.
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God... gughhh.
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I am the morgendorffers!
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- Give me that.
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- Hello?
Trent?
262
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,272
You haven't seen the girls?
263
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,640
Are your parents there?
264
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,475
Are they in town at all?
265
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,578
Have you done anything
to prepare for this hurricane?
266
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,480
Yes, hurricane.
267
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,050
Trent, I want you to come over
and wait for the girls here.
268
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,952
You'll be safer.
269
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,921
Then put some on.
270
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,490
And get over here now,
young man.
271
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,994
Doesn't anybody in this town
wear pants anymore?
272
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,862
- It's like this:
273
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,165
If we don't go
into that water tank shack
274
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,233
we'll blow off the roof and die.
275
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,435
- But it looks so...
276
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,605
- I believe "icky"'s the word
you're groping for.
277
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,378
Um, Brittany, would you mind
pointing those things
278
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,646
in another direction?
279
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,647
- Sorry.
280
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:56,848
Mm.
281
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,450
- My parents are probably
starting to worry.
282
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,685
- I know mine would be
if they were in town.
283
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,686
- What about Trent?
284
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,322
I'll bet he's upset.
285
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,524
- I'll bet he's snoring.
286
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,127
Our families and friends
287
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,696
- busy saving
their rear ends
288
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,800
- may have overlooked
an absent teen or two
289
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,403
- but by now
they're catching on
290
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,705
that two well-liked kids
are gone
291
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:25,376
- and I'll bet that someone's
even missing you
292
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,745
so while the wind
does blow
293
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,414
on our loved ones down below
294
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,886
we wish that we could
tell them we're okay
295
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,288
- and I'd say
I'm on the roof
296
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,891
with a bimbo and a goof
297
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:43,361
but I'm due to come back down
most any day
298
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,563
- they must be worried
299
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,066
- they're probably
distressed
300
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,168
- they must be worried
301
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,504
- it's causing them unrest
302
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:56,107
they must be worried
303
00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,644
- it's really hard to guess
exactly what Quinn's thinking
304
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:04,915
though my instinct says
it's probably about her shoes
305
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,585
mom and dad, though,
I don't think
306
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:11,389
are exactly tickled pink
that I've vanished
307
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,624
and that I've left no clues
308
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,194
they must be worried
309
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,263
I wouldn't be surprised
310
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,532
- they must be worried
311
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,934
getting misty in the eyes
312
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,335
- they must be
313
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,638
worried
314
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,794
- Gaah!
I can't take it anymore!
315
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,630
- Whoa.
No more cocoa for you, man.
316
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,698
- It's not the cocoa.
317
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,700
The cocoa's fine.
- Thanks.
318
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,502
- It's the sitting
and doing nothing.
319
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,804
My little girl's lost
in the middle of a hurricane.
320
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,339
I should be out there
looking for her.
321
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,043
- Jake, I am sure daria had
the good sense to find shelter.
322
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,478
There's no point in putting
yourself in danger
323
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,513
acting like an idiot
with a Superman complex.
324
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,547
- Damn it, Helen!
325
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,317
This is no time
for your girly crap!
326
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,318
- What?
327
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,353
- That touchy-feely garbage.
328
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,054
Who do you want in an emergency,
329
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,724
Superman,
or your damn inner child?
330
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,058
I'm acting like an idiot?
331
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,527
No-ho-ho-ho.
332
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,129
I'm acting like a man!
333
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,968
It used to be enough to be
strong and good and tough
334
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:34,239
and go try
whatever hasn't been tried
335
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,974
but now I'm a jerk
with a brain that doesn't work
336
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,244
if I don't consult
my feminine side
337
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,514
of what it is to be manly
- manly
338
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,683
- maybe we should stay here
and hug
339
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:49,921
would that be more manly?
- manly
340
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,857
- oh, kill me now,
I think I squashed a bug
341
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,259
- Trent, can't you talk
some sense into him?
342
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,995
- He sounds
sensible enough to me.
343
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,463
I can show that I care
344
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,998
I can cry, I can share
345
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,268
got my brain
in a sensitive whirl
346
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,104
but please tell me why
being such a modern guy
347
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,874
makes me feel like
a bearded girl
348
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,878
I guess that's now manly
- manly
349
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,847
- I do nothing,
but, hey, I feel
350
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:19,717
I feel mighty manly
- manly
351
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,152
- I'm so excited
352
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,788
I just might scream
353
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,690
- Come here, big guy.
354
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,059
- You got it, boss.
355
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,196
- I'm proud to be the home
of a "y" chromosome
356
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,066
- I'm proud this hair is growing
on my chin
357
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,567
- let's get the hell
out there
358
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,436
- find those girls
for who we care
359
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,738
we won't be back
till we can bring 'em in
360
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,809
- we're gonna be manly
- manly
361
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,811
- hang on,
help is on the way
362
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:51,015
- it's time to be manly
- manly
363
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,652
Honey, is that okay?
364
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,758
manly
365
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,992
- Come on, Trent.
366
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,661
Your daughter and my sister
are out there.
367
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,728
- That doesn't sound right.
368
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,197
- And we've gotta find 'em.
369
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,798
It's our duty, damn it!
370
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,833
- Damn it, you're right.
371
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,134
- Damn it, let's go.
372
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,437
- Jakey, be careful.
- Yeah, dad.
373
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,439
- Gotta save those girls,
damn it!
374
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,873
- Damn it, let's do it.
375
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,443
Damn it!
376
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,014
- Um, don't look now,
377
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,950
but our little love nest
is about to collapse.
378
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,252
- Oh, no.
What do we do?
379
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,655
- I guess we're gonna have
to take our chances out there.
380
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,757
- Okay, ready?
I'm gonna open the door.
381
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,291
- Like before?
382
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,827
- Just like before.
383
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,428
- I give up.
It's stuck.
384
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,196
- You give up?
385
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,332
You can't give up.
386
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,168
- The girl with the squeak
says it's no time to be meek
387
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,038
time to do
what you manly men do
388
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,906
she means
break down the door
389
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,608
give a holler or a roar
390
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,011
make some stupid football
noise and bust through
391
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,848
- you've got to be manly
- manly
392
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,283
- my great aunt could
do better and she's dead
393
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,954
- come on and be manly
- manly
394
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,623
- now apply your mighty helmet
of a head
395
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,529
- manly
396
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,764
- Did he hurt himself?
397
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,833
- Not anywhere
either of you would notice.
398
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,268
- Hey, check it out.
399
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,602
The storm's over.
400
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,271
- Kevie, you did it.
401
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,274
- And look, Brittany,
he also made a rainbow.
402
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,643
- Is there anything
this popular boy can't do?
403
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,046
The big wet
rainstorm's over
404
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,448
we're happy we're still here
405
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,049
the big wet
rainstorm's over
406
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,418
the end came very near
407
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,219
we didn't die with Brittany
408
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,888
instead we got to sit
and see
409
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,423
- Kevin's head act mightily
410
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,258
- Ah, babe.
411
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,028
The big wet
rainstorm's over
412
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,030
the big wet
rainstorm's over
413
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,833
Where's Quinn?
- And do we care?
414
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,268
The big wet
rainstorm's over
415
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,769
- she's in a store somewhere
416
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,304
- how do you like
this Jersey top?
417
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,038
- Its colors make
your highlights pop
418
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,108
- Okay, we're dressed,
now we can shop
419
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,344
the big wet
rainstorm's over
420
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,079
the big wet
rainstorm's over
421
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,714
and lawndale's
still the same
422
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,415
the big wet
rainstorm's over
423
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,684
now life is once more tame
424
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,586
- though if the town
were gone today
425
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,087
- and all the people
blown away
426
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,056
we'd be in the majority
427
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,693
the big wet
rainstorm's over
428
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,829
- the big wet
rainstorm's over
429
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,431
I think you hurt your car
430
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,099
- the big wet
rainstorm's over
431
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,202
now will you go real far
away from me?
432
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,804
Because, you see,
I crashed my car into a tree
433
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,806
now I'm as mad as mad can be
434
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,376
- the big wet
rainstorm's over
435
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,577
- You okay?
436
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,146
- I'm okay.
You okay?
437
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,981
- A-okay.
438
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,783
The big wet
rainstorm's over
439
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,284
the airbag saved our life
440
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,986
the big wet
rainstorm's over
441
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,420
explain this to the wife
442
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,223
now will you please
get out and see
443
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,857
- the damage done
by this here tree?
444
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,993
- This sight's
a bit too much for me
445
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:55,432
the big wet
rainstorm's over
446
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,501
- Janie.
447
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,669
Oh, man, you're all right.
448
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,571
- Trent.
You were worried.
449
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,473
- And you're okay, too, daria.
450
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,574
Cool.
451
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,576
- Hmm.
I'm fine.
452
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,577
- Daria, you're safe!
453
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,179
- Dad, you crashed the car.
454
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,784
- I don't care a thing
about my smashed-up Lexus
455
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,521
you're really what
my caring's all about
456
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,323
- that must be why
you've crushed my solar plexus
457
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,658
- I'm sorry, hon
458
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,861
but I'm so happy
I could shout
459
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,364
- so you found
my sis at last
460
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,631
- crashed the car
461
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,333
- ah, the past is past
462
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,935
- at least you didn't
break your neck
463
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,371
- could have though
464
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,072
- but what the heck
465
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,975
'cause today was strange
in extremes
466
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,277
and that's put lightly
467
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:45,182
and yet it started out so dull
and pretty dumb
468
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,987
and so this feeling I feel
I don't feel slightly
469
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,225
it's the hope
that tomorrow will come
470
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,760
and another weird morning
471
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,495
- yes, a dawning
472
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,833
- an exciting new day
aborning
473
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,404
no need for
a surgeon general's warning
474
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,039
morning, morning
475
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,143
it's morning, morning
476
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:23,920
morning in the burbs
477
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:33,331
- it used to be enough to be
strong and good and tough
478
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,801
and go try
whatever hasn't been tried
479
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,905
but now I'm a jerk
with a brain that doesn't work
480
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:46,477
if I don't first consult
my feminine side
481
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,480
of what it is to be manly
482
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,148
maybe we should stay here
and hug
483
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,884
would that be more manly?
484
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,520
Oh, kill me now,
I think I squashed a bug
485
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,956
Trent, can't you talk
some sense into him?
486
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,725
He sounds
sensible enough to me.
487
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,660
We're gonna be manly
488
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,362
hang on,
help is on the way
489
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,598
it's time to be manly
490
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,734
honey, is that okay?
491
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,169
Manly
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