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I could have sworn I had money budgeted for a new roof under capital improvements.
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Oh, well. Everyone makes mistakes.
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Is that a polygraph machine?
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Yes! Uh, I... won it in a raffle.
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I don't know where we'll get the money for repairs.
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A fund-raiser, I guess.
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Boogie Bash '70s Revival Night?
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We can't. Someone stole the disco ball.
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No, we'll have to come up with something
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that truly captures the spirit of student life at Lawndale High.
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Now, why do you think it is
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that Tolstoy felt he had to make War and Peace so darned...
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unpleasant? Daria?
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So no one would pester him to do a sequel?
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Good morning, young people.
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I have a very sad announcement.
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The library will be closed until further notice.
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Great. There goes the only place I can go to be alone.
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Oh, you know that's not true.
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To raise money for repairs, the school will be presenting a medieval fair,
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simulating life in the middle ages.
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Yeah!
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Volunteers are desperately needed.
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Those who refuse to volunteer must voluntarily purchase a ticket for ten dollars
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or voluntarily face suspension.
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Have a nice day.
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That may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
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I know. We gotta go.
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Babe, this is very important to me.
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The Cadbury Tales are, like, classic,
and I think I'd be great in the play.
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Just do the audition with me.
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Oh, babe...
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Because nobody plays a love scene like you, Kevvy.
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Now, go practice.
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Yes, ma'am. Break!
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Your lines!
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Wow, where's he going?
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We're going to be in a play together at the medieval fair.
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Oh. That's nice.
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We'll be the most popular ones there.
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So I thought, if I have to volunteer anyway,
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I might as well do something that challenges me as a teen
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and maybe bring some joy into the drab lives of others who are less popular.
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So, they'll have this dinner theater with a play by this guy, Ken Barry,
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and I'm going to audition for "Emily," the really cute sister.
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"Preserve me from the vengeance..."
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That's great, honey.
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Daria, what will you be doing at the fair?
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Admiring it from the safe distance of my room.
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Daria, this fair is for a very good cause.
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Everyone should go.
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Are you going?
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That won't be necessary.
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I meant every student.
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But what if Meryl Streep here
gets the part?
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Nothing says support like you and Dad leading a rousing cheer from the footlights.
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And just think of the delicious dinner.
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Huh? Darn it!
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Should we try out for the play?
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We might get on a poster.
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I don't think the Fashion Club should participate in activities
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where you surrender wardrobe autonomy to someone else.
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Yeah. We have more important things to do.
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That's right.
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Let's go to Cashman's and try on sequined gowns.
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Hi, Sandi, Tiffany. Guess what?
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You're transferring to a new school?
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No. I'm trying out for the part of Emily in The Canterbury Tales.
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That is so weird. I am, too.
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But...
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Really? I didn't see your name on the sign-up sheet.
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Quinn, if you don't want me to audition then just say so.
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Stop that foolish talk, Sandi.
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I'm happy you're auditioning.
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If you get the part it'll be just like me getting it, only not.
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Guys, you're not going to believe this.
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Bret Strand just asked me out.
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Really? Is that okay with you, Quinn?
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Meet the avant-garde obstetrician who's turned his castoffs into big-ticket artwork.
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Umbilical cord sculpture,
next on Sick, Sad World.
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Dad?
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Dad!
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Could you help me with something?
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Honestly, Quinn, I'm just tapped out.
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I wish I could,
but I'm dead flat broke.
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If I had a buck on me,
you'd know I...
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Da-ad! I need someone to help me rehearse my lines.
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Oh, sure! You know,
I played Guildenstern in college.
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I thought I'd be nervous,
but I was cool as a cucumber.
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That's actually interesting because I'm just a little...
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Until I walked on stage and found myself in front of the crowd standing room only.
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I felt so... naked.
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Dad, you're not helping me...
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I froze. I couldn't say a word.
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Then it... started. The snickering.
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They laughed me off the stage, the jerks!
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I'll go practice upstairs.
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Quinn, honey, it wasn't that bad really!
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After a few months, the teasing tapered off and...
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Stop!
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Maybe I should go talk to her.
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Hey! Ziggy!
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Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me.
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For which he is deserving of... death.
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Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me...
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For which he's, like, deserving of death. Cool!
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Oh, pal o'mine, who... who...
who can remember all this?
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Uh, shall we begin?
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Uh, I do, I guess.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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And thus with perfect bliss and melody, Palamon wedded Emily.
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Hey! Why fight it, toots?
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We're man and wife now.
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Keep dreaming, Charles.
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I do, Kevvy... I mean Palimony.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I now pronounce you...
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Okay, guys...
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um, Brittany. Brittany?
Brittany!
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Yes?
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That was... very good.
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But now it's time to give someone else a chance to audition.
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Okay. Come on, Kevvy.
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Um, actually, I'd like Kevin to stay on stage.
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Kevin, you're really doing something special with Palamon.
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But... aren't I Palamon?
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Now, who's next for Emily?
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Ah, Quinn. Quinn Morgendorffer.
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Right here.
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I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing.
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With a hey-nonny-nonny, tra-la, tra-la.
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Would you give it a rest?
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Daria, I have to rehearse.
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It's not my fault Mom's making you come to this.
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It's not like I want you there.
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Aw, thanks.
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Stop it, you two.
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Quinn, Daria's very happy to be seeing you in your play.
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Aren't you, Daria?
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I will make a dainty garland for my neck and choke.
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I hope the other girls weren't too disappointed that you got the part over them.
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Well, let's see.
Sandi was really nice about it.
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She said she's too mature to get upset at somebody else's incredible, unbelievable, undeserved luck.
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And Brittany just kind of made noises.
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I guess she's speechless with joy that you and Kevin are going to be acting together.
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For your information, Daria,
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she volunteered to drive him so he could work on his lines.
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Did she volunteer to get him a dainty transplant for his head so he could remember them?
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Damn kids!
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Crazy old jerk!
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I hope that didn't disturb your concentration.
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Nah. I'm cool.
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'Cause, you know, I don't want anything to distract you from your performance.
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I know, babe. Thanks.
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Uh, babe... isn't that the turnoff for school?
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I don't think so.
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Really? Wow. I am concentrating.
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Daria? Quinn?
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That's funny, they were here a minute ago.
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Hey, my man! Cool threads.
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You calling me a wuss?
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Linda! Tom!
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Helen. Jake.
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Have you met Sam and Chris?
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Boys, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Morgendorffer.
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You suck. You suck!
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Uh, kids, come back here.
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Congratulations on Quinn getting the lead in the play.
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Why, thank you. I heard the competition was pretty stiff.
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Well, poor Sandi's acting is a little subtle.
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Mr. O'Neill was obviously looking for someone over the top.
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Mr. White, if you'll just sign this waiver absolving Lawndale High
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of any responsibility for your accidental death,
we can start the fun!
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Let the sport begin!
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Well, if it isn't Jamie.
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I hope you're better at wielding a lance than you are at opening a book.
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You got my name right. Somebody actually...
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Next!
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Thanks for meeting me here.
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Hey, I wanted to come, remember?
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Besides, I had to get out.
Trent discovered a new chord.
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Would either of you lovelies be interested in a madrigal?
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No.
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I am the brave Sir Chuck, Sir Chuck, manly and strong and quick...
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I'm going to cut out your tongue, your tongue, and fry it up on a stick.
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Feisty. Hey! Andrea! You like madrigals?
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Don't touch me, you Howdy-Doody-looking creep.
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Good afternoon, young men.
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You're about to learn firsthand the profit-generating principles by which games of chance...
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Yes!
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Maybe I should say games of skill...
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God, Stacy, what's wrong? You look awful.
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Yeah. Really, really bad.
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It's Bret. He said he'd call me after our first date but he never did,
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and I just saw him and I said hi and he pretended like he didn't even see me.
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Bummer.
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Yeah.
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These long skirts are so hard to walk in.
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I know.
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Stacy, it's gonna be all right.
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He's not worth it. No guy is.
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Thanks, guys.
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Oh, it's so great to know I can count on my true friends.
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So, then, he's not dating anyone now?
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I cannot believe Quinn got the part over you.
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That's so wrong.
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Oh, I'm sure she'll do a good job.
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If Prince Charming kisses you, you think you'll wake up from this nightmare?
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It's for a good cause, okay?
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You just keep telling yourself that.
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Or have your ladies-in-waiting do it.
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Where's Prince Mack?
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It was Ms. Barch's idea.
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Are you Barney?
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Kill the dragon! Kill the dragon!
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You will marry a man while still in your prime.
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Then, after putting him through school
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and spending 20 long-suffering years begging him to turn off those damn Broncos
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and get a real job, he'll walk out of your life,
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leaving a trail of muddy footprints behind on the freshly cleaned carpet.
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But you'll be better off without him. Much better off.
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Much, much better off.
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And she's the living proof.
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Should we get our fortunes read?
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I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.
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Then how about a Ferris wheel ride?
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Do I look desperate to you?
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Crusades! Crusades!
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Ladies... wait till you hear the Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel.
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Do I look desperate to you now?
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- Yep.
- Let's go.
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You're in luck. One basket left.
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Hey, come on. Listen to my song.
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It's only got 12 verses.
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Inquisition! Inquisition!
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Please, you gotta let me on.
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Can't. We're full up.
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But I don't want anyone to see my eyes.
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They're this really weird shade of red.
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Sorry, safety regulations...
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I'll pay you double.
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All aboard.
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Excuse me. You can't do this.
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We're human beings, damn it!
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... cesarean
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because Sandi's head was so round and smooth and not flat and bumpy like the other babies.
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Well, my labor with Quinn was only two hours, 20 minutes,
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so her head was quite round, too.
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That's great, especially since giving birth can be risky for women over 35.
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Now, I want everyone to take a minute and visualize the audience.
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As we finish our wonderful play,
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they finish their delicious dinner and leap up as one in a standing ovation.
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Brava! Brava! Everyone.
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Brava, brava!
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Now, let's bow our heads for a moment and remember poor James Dean.
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Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me;
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I will make a dainty garland...
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Sandi? Tiffany?
What are you guys doing here?
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We came by to wish you luck.
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Not that you'll need it.
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No way.
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You really think so?
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You're really talented, Quinn.
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I especially like your unique inflections.
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You do?
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Like, say a line for us.
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Well, okay:
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"I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing."
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See what I mean?
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Oh, yeah.
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What do you mean, Sandi?
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Well, anybody else would have said
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"I will make a dainty garland for my head."
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But you, Quinn, with your...
special talent, you said,
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"I will make a dainty garland for my head."
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I mean, it must be talent because you wouldn't emphasize the wrong words, would you?
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No, of course not.
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I didn't think so.
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I can't believe she thinks she should have gotten the part over you.
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That's so wrong.
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Quinn? Have you seen Kevin?
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Now, I know we don't take a highway to school, babe.
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Are you sure?
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Um... no.
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I even wore my crushed velvet tank top, the one with the scoop neck,
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and he still didn't ask me out again.
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If only you were popular enough to understand.
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Yes, if only.
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When the hell is this ride going to be over?
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What's this?
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Dinner theater; this is dinner.
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Don't we get utensils?
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Hey, it's the middle ages, pops.
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Pops?!
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Come on, Jake.
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What do you think happened to the rest of this turkey?
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Try blaming this on dyslexia!
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Come on, Quinn's play's about to start, anyway.
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Next!
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But why? Is it something I said?
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Something I wore?
Oh, I wish I were dead.
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Look, don't flush your entire world down the drain
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just because some jerk didn't ask you out on a second date.
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It probably had nothing to do with you anyway.
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Unless you did something really stupid,
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like bore him with your petty problems and convoluted logic.
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Why would I do that?
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This is revolting.
I think I'm going to be sick.
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Hey, you going to eat that?
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I will make a dainty garland!
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I will make a dainty garland. I will make...
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Hi, Quinn. I just wanted to stop buy and wish you good luck.
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I want to wish you even better luck.
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I want to wish you the best...
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Guys, if you want to help me, find Kevin.
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He's not here and there's no one to play Palamon.
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I'll play Palamon...
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Come on, man...
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No, me!
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Guys, don't fight over me.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Eeny-meeny-miny-mo.
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Now, Jeffy, all you have to do is read Palamon's lines
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until Kevin gets here with his very good reason for sabotaging our play.
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Thanks, Jeffy.
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Who am I supposed to be again?
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It started with a "P"?
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The Pardoner.
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Oh, yeah.
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"I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing."
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"That lust proceeds from wine and drunkenness,
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consider how drunken Lot pervertedly slept with..."
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What?
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"That lust proceeds from..."
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Stop!
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Snicker, snicker, snicker! Damn it!
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Who's laughing?
What's so damn funny?
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Why you little...!
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What's going on?
340
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Then, do you think I should call him?
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Yes, right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide.
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Must-stick-head-cold-water.
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Guys, can you help me out?
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There's some kind of riot going on in the auditorium.
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Just watch the information booth while I find Ms. Li.
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Uh-oh, someone just put us in a position of responsibility.
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The day has suddenly turned sinister.
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I just wanted the play to go well.
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Of course you did.
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See, in another life, you were a woman, which explains why you have feelings.
351
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Really?
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Your cards also say that you and a still-attractive coworker have a chance for unparalleled bliss,
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provided you avoid the troglodytic behavior common to your sex.
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Really? When?
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Very, very soon.
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Why aren't you wearing costumes?
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We were, but we donated them to the Museum of Glorifying Violence In Medieval Times.
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The medieval times were cool.
359
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Yeah, the air was cleaner and there was less crowding
360
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since the Black Death wiped out a third of the population in many places.
361
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Must have been cool to see the ox carts rolling through the streets,
362
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piled high with festering corpses.
363
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And the real Robin Hood actually lived in the 1300s.
364
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King Edward II busted Robin and his band of outlaws poaching deer.
365
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But, rather than punish him,
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he pardoned Robin and made him his special friend.
367
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Robin was so grateful, from that day on he insisted on giving the king his bath.
368
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,440
Actually, Anne Boleyn was no prize either.
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She had six fingers on her left hand, a big mole on her neck,
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and don't even ask me what was going on below that.
371
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Um, babe...
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now, I know it doesn't take this long to drive to school.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, man!
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Written by Peggy Nicoll
www.outpost-daria.com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com
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Réponses au blindtest :
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Daria in library
Sonic Youth - Sunday
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Quinn decides to audition for the play
Sprung Monkey - Get Em Outta Here
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signup for play tryouts
Sean Lennon - Home
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at the audition
Los Umbrellos - No Tengo Dinero
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at the beginning of the fair scene
Jordan Knight - Give It To You
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at the fair
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz - Deja Vu
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jousting
Canibus - Second Round KO
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before the play
Rachid - Pride
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jousting
Canibus - Second Round KO
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Barch tells O'Neill's fortune
K-Ci & Jo Jo - All My Life
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at the fair
Jon B. - They Don't Know
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Daria and Jane at the info booth
Sneaker Pimps - Post Modern Sleeze
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closing credits
Pet Shop Boys - How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?
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