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Hello. We're Mystik Spiral.
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But we might change our name.
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I'm glad you're happy watching my pain,
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burning crop circles on my soul's waves of grain.
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We had no love scene but you've cut to the chase,
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you're chopping off my nose to spite my face.
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Ow, my nose! Ow, my face!
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Ow, my nose! Ow, my face! Ow...
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You want to go for a burger after this?
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What?
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You want to go for a burger after this?
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What?
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Burger! Get! Get burger!
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Get burger? Hmm... okay.
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This place does put me in the mood for meat.
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Cool. I'll tell Trent we're going with him.
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With... Trent?
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Yeah, the band's going over to Cluster Burger.
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You're not going to act like a complete nitwit, are you?
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Define complete.
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Um, I just need to go to the bathroom.
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Good idea. Check your lack of makeup.
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All yours, dude.
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I can't stand this.
What was I thinking?
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Brittany?
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All right, so Kevin is a stupid, selfish, conceited jerk.
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He's still better than Terry or Jerry or whatever his name is and this stupid club.
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Who's Terry or Jerry?
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Oh, no! I've said too much!
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What happened to your neck?
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Your neck. It's all, like, blotchy.
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I don't know.
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I'm not surprised you could catch something in a horrible place like this.
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Uh, Brittany, could you do me a favor?
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Um... yes?
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Find Jane and tell her I had to leave?
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Sure, but...
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will you promise not to tell Kevin about Terry or Jerry or whoever?
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In the unlikely event that, through some bizarre set of circumstances,
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I end up conversing with Kevin,
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I won't tell him about Terry or Jerry.
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Thanks!
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Daria? You in there?
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Don't worry.
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Have some consideration for female modesty, please!
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Oh, sure. Sorry.
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I'll tell Jane.
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I won't tell Kevin.
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Emergency. Yes, that is correct.
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Daria!
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Let's go.
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Where to?
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What makes a happy, vibrant, involved teen
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become a surly, resentful, withdrawn teen?
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Yeah, what?
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Drugs, that's what.
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The old story hits a new generation.
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Daria, is that you?
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Yeah, hi, good night.
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Oh, my gosh, Helen, you don't think Daria...
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Jake, she was never happy, vibrant or involved.
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Besides, she's a straight-A student.
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That could be her cover!
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Her pupils, we should check her pupils.
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What did I do with that pamphlet?
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Jake, please.
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For all we know, she's dealing Mary Jo out of the rec room.
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That's Mary Jane, and we don't have a rec room.
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It's briefs and bagels day at the Carlyle.
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Daria, I wanted to talk to you about something.
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Have you seen this pamphlet?
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"Is Your Teenager Using Drugs? Ten Warning Signs."
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Yes. Yes. No. Maybe. Sometimes. Hmm.
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About three times a week.
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And not if she can possibly avoid it.
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In my opinion, Quinn's clean.
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What?
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Although you might want to check her pupils.
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I, uh, was thinking more about you, Daria.
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Oh, then you're not supposed to let me read this.
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You're supposed to sneak around, spying on me and looking through my sock drawer.
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Kiddo, which one is your sock drawer?
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I can show you, Daddy.
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Well, look who it is. Invisible girl.
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Look, I'm sorry about last night
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Aw, forget it.
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It was a rare opportunity, getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club.
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Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
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You're sure that wasn't her brain?
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No, there was too much of it.
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Any idea what caused this so-called rash?
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I wish I knew.
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Anyway, the important thing is that instead of going to your friends for help,
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you ran screaming into the night.
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Basically.
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Perfectly logical response.
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I thought so.
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Arrogant, proud, vain... thuggish.
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King Lear is all of these and worse.
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And yet, if we tilt our figurative head to the side and squint just so,
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isn't he also just a little... cuddly?
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What is it about tyrants that makes them so...
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I don't know, charismatic?
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Our own Ms. Li... Daria? Oh, dear.
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Perhaps I should ask if anyone else might wish to be excused
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because of the emotionally sensitive nature of today's subject matter.
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Eww! Gross!
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Is there a bathroom in this town without someone I know in it?
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What happened to your face?
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I don't know.
It's a rash or something.
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Okay, don't panic.
I'm sure I have something here.
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Let's see, moisturizing cream with aloe.
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Too late for that.
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Well, there's hydro-eight, the ultimate pimple medicine,
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except that's not really pimples, I guess.
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I don't get it.
You're really helping me?
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Skin-care crises transcend personality conflicts, Daria.
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It's in the fashion club bylaws.
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And this is obviously a crisis.
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Now, this is poxicil for non-specific blemishes,
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and this is salosocilin for a micro-zit condition.
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I don't really think any of those are what I need.
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Yeah. It's time for some serious prescriptions.
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Hey, what are you doing with all that stuff?
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Your skin's fine.
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And it's going to stay that way.
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Well, sorry I can't help. Bye.
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Jake, honey, we have a problem.
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Daria is in the school nurse's office.
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Oh, my God, what is it?
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What did they find on her?
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Just tell me it's not too late for rehab!
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Oh, Jake, will you get a grip?
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She has a rash and they want her to see a doctor right away.
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Rashes, rashes...
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I had Marianne call Dr. Davidson,
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but the thing is, I've got this big Calco meeting...
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I can be at the school in... 11 minutes.
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Rashes... never mind, no time now.
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Damn it!
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Go to hell, you reckless bastard!
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My kid's got a rash!
Ah, the damn window's up!
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I said, go to hell, you reckless...
hey, wait, get back here!
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Daria, I assume the inner lining of your pillow doesn't contain any synthetic fibers.
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Um, okay.
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You don't drink carbonated beverages, do you?
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Yes.
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Do you stay away from foods with artificial colors, bleach, flour and refined sugar?
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No. What have I got?
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I haven't the slightest idea.
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Probably some kind of allergy but we can't rule out something a bit more... serious.
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Especially with the slight fever you're running.
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Just to be on the safe side,
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I'd like to check you into the hospital for some tests.
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No way.
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There you go. Nice, fresh sheets, and all tucked in.
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You'd never know that poor Mrs. Sullivan just lay here and...
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Who?
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Nobody, no one.
See you tomorrow.
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Dad. Dad!
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You look thirsty.
Why don't you go get a soda?
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Oh, there's water here.
I don't want to leave you.
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Go ahead, Dad. I'll be fine.
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Treat yourself to a nice root beer... in a frosty cold can.
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Frosty cold can...
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you know, I wouldn't mind a root beer! How about you, kiddo?
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I'm fine. Go on, now.
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Be right back.
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Yo!
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Hi.
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Hi. Where are you?
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The hospital.
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What?
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Just for a night or two, while they run some tests.
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Bummer.
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It's no big deal, but the thing is,
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I'd rather you didn't tell anybody about this rash.
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I'll call you back.
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Oh, sweetie. Oh, my goodness, just look at you.
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Hi, Mom. Good to see you, too.
Dad's getting a soda.
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Jake, have you seen her face?
What did the doctor say?
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No one's been in to see her yet, but Dr. Davidson doesn't think it's drugs.
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No one's been in to see her, and you're going out for sodas?!
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Jake, can't you take charge of a situation for one damn minute?
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- But I...
- Hi, Daria.
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Hi, Quinn.
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If you had any sense you'd realize
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that these big hospitals let patients slip through the cracks all the time.
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You have to keep after them every second.
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You know, this is exactly the kind of constant bickering
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that could make an otherwise happy young person turn to drugs.
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I want a doctor in here now!
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Oh, why do I bother?
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Nurse... nurse... nurse!
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You said I could have a root beer.
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Jane?
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Brittany? What happened to your hair?
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Never mind that now.
Have you seen... Daria?
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Why would you want... Daria?
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What makes you think I want her?
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I don't want her.
Who said I want her.
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You asked me if I'd seen her.
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She hasn't told you anything...
interesting about me, has she?
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No one's ever told me anything interesting about you.
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That's a relief.
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Anyway, she'll be back in a day or two.
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She's in the hospital while they check out that ra... rare condition.
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Condition?
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Yeah, she's come down with a slight case of, um, brain fever.
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It's a thing that brains get.
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Wow, that sounds serious.
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No, no, usually if you just read a best-seller it'll go away.
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So, um, no need to mention it to anyone.
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I'll tell her you asked about her.
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Just ask her if she remembers our deal.
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What deal?
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What deal?
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The deal you just mentioned.
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I didn't say anything about a deal. Forget I said anything about a deal.
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Forget I said anything about a hospital.
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Okay!
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Hey! Now we have a deal.
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What deal?
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Later.
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Brain fever...
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Death wore velvety green.
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Homicidal house plants, next on Sick, Sad World.
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The word malpractice must still have some meaning.
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Mrs. Morgendorffer, I assure you...
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Wasn't this Mrs. Sullivan's room?
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Who?
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Never mind. How are you doing, Daria? I'm Dr. Phillips.
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm Quinn. I get sick, too.
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Hello, Quinn.
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I think the way you save peoples' lives is really cool.
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Thank you.
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Daria, they'll be coming by in a few minutes to take a little blood.
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Besides this rash, is there anything else that's been bothering you?
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She's been sniffling.
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I think she may have allergies but she insists she doesn't.
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Sniffling? Where's that pamphlet?
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Jake, get up and let the doctor sit down.
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No, no, no, that's all right.
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Actually, if you all wouldn't mind leaving the room for a moment,
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there are a couple of rather personal questions I'd like to ask Daria.
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Of course.
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Don't bother.
She hasn't done anything.
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You, too, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
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Oh... all right.
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Let's make this short.
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I don't use drugs and I'm not sexually active.
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No, of course not.
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What do you mean, "of course not"?
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I mean, if you say so.
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So then, what did you want to ask me?
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Nothing in particular.
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I just thought you could use a break from your parents for a while.
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You play gin rummy?
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Sure.
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Actually, I did want to ask you one thing.
262
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Yeah?
263
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What is it with your mother?
264
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Who are you?
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I am Eleanor Sullivan.
This is my room.
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There must be some kind of mistake.
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The nurses' station is down the hall.
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Eleanor Sullivan? Mrs. Sullivan?
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You mustn't be frightened.
I was frightened.
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Especially during those final agonies, ohhh!
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But that was before I knew where I was going. Come.
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Where are we going?
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My dear, don't you know?
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Is this Heaven?
275
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Mmm, it has many names.
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It's beautiful.
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Yes.
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00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,770
Hey, what's up?
You wanna party?
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00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,040
Excuse me?
280
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:19,910
Hey, babe, why don't you take your glasses off and relax?
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Um, I'm plenty relaxed.
282
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You can tell by my deep, rhythmic breathing.
283
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:28,370
Oh, man, what'd you do?
Bring us another brain?
284
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,920
Look, I just go where they tell me.
285
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Um, is there a problem?
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This is Heaven, sweetheart.
287
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What would we want with a brain?
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I don't...
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Sorry.
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00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,100
Babe, what happened to your hair?
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Never mind that now.
292
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,820
Did you know that Daria has brain fever?
293
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Brain fever?
294
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,100
Yeah. Doesn't that sound serious?
295
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You get the scalpel.
296
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We can use my dad's barn as an operating room.
297
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Your dad doesn't have a barn.
298
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We could use your basement.
299
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Brittany, I'm sure if it was serious, Daria would be in the hospital.
300
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,730
What? She is in the hospital?
301
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,210
She's not in the hospital.
302
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:17,500
I promised I wouldn't say anything about the hospital
303
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because I made a deal with Daria
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00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,930
and she kept her part and I kept my part
305
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,630
but then I made another deal with Jane
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and I didn't even know I was making it until it was made
307
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,870
and now I didn't keep my part because I told about the hospital
308
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,040
so now Jane's going to tell about the deal
309
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:32,890
and I didn't mean anything by it
310
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,240
I just wanted to see what other kids do at night who don't do sports
311
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and he didn't mean anything to me, Kevvy, I swear it!
312
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,350
So... she is in the hospital.
313
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I'm sorry about all this blood work, Daria,
314
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but so far, all signs are good.
315
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:51,490
Other than my having turned into Ms. Tomato Head, you mean.
316
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,720
Well, yeah.
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00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,440
Hi.
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Hey.
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00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,250
Jane, this is Dr. Phillips.
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Pleased to meet you.
Friend, not family, right?
321
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,200
How can you tell?
322
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,600
Daria seemed happy to see you. I'll stop by later.
323
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,920
Okay, thanks.
324
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,750
Ooh-la-la. Doctor, I have a pain.
325
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,870
Please. The man is a butcher.
326
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,280
Look what he's done to my face.
327
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,930
That's pretty red. Um, what is it?
328
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:19,380
So far, the tests are all negative, so probably nothing.
329
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:20,910
Like I need this.
330
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:21,590
What?
331
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,650
A big, bright mysterious rash covering my skin.
332
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:25,630
I know!
333
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:29,970
And here you were, perfectly capable of alienating people on personality alone.
334
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,480
You know, you could have just sent flowers.
335
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,880
Hey, it's not so bad.
336
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,150
And it'll go away, if not this year, then definitely next.
337
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,570
At least no one at school has seen it.
338
00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:41,960
They probably haven't even noticed I'm gone.
339
00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:42,680
Daria?
340
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,440
Brittany? What are you doing here?
341
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,090
Um, I just wanted to thank you for not going back on our deal,
342
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,680
and I thought I might find Jane here
343
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,930
and tell her I did kind of go back on our deal,
344
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:57,040
but I also kind of went back on your part of our deal so there's no use in you doing that.
345
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,230
We had a deal?
346
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:02,820
And to see how you were.
Um, you're kind of red.
347
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,690
Yes, but I'm probably okay.
348
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:05,840
Great!
349
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,860
What was our deal?
350
00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:07,670
Daria?
351
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,860
What are you doing here?
352
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,580
Well, Brittany said you had some brain fever or something,
353
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,030
but you weren't in the hospital.
354
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:18,610
So I kept asking Jane, and she finally admitted you had a rash and you were in the hospital.
355
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:22,670
So we just figured we'd come down here and see for ourselves, how you were.
356
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,770
I'm probably okay...
357
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:24,710
So that's cool.
358
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,320
... for a human lobster.
359
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,890
Oh, so you're a little red.
360
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,210
It could happen to anybody.
361
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,300
Well, it could happen to lots of people.
362
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,150
Daria?
363
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,120
Quinn?
364
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,580
- How are you?
- Oh, I'm...
365
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:40,280
Is that Dr. Phillips coming by today? I've got, um, a twinge.
366
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,040
Daria?
367
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:41,930
Kevin?
368
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,680
What are you doing here?
369
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,270
I went over to Mack's house and, like, the basement was empty.
370
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,970
Daria, am I glad to see you.
371
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:50,010
Um, thanks, Kevin.
372
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,390
I was afraid they'd start the operation without me.
373
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,220
It's a long story.
374
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,810
Maybe later, when you have your strength back.
375
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,740
Daria?
376
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,360
Who are you?
377
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:03,690
I'm Mrs. Sullivan. Did I leave an enema bag here?
378
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,300
Dr. Phillips was very nice.
379
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,580
He said Daria's rash was probably triggered by anxiety.
380
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:14,510
He gave us a prescription in case it doesn't go away on its own.
381
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:17,740
Anxiety? Well, what could be giving you anxiety, sweetie?
382
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,780
Um, let's see.
Every aspect of my life?
383
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,120
That's Jane. See you.
384
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,970
Daria?
385
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,300
Yeah?
386
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:32,000
Your father and I just want you to know we're very proud of the way you handled this situation.
387
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:32,850
That's right, kiddo.
388
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,510
I didn't do anything but sit there like a crash dummy while they took blood.
389
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,840
You were worried, weren't you?
390
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,010
Daria, we're your parents.
391
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,420
Yeah, well...
392
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,130
Thanks for being there for me.
393
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:50,160
Did she just say...?
394
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,340
Jake, don't spoil the moment.
395
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:55,530
Hey, ready to go?
396
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,250
Yeah.
397
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,780
Trent's going to give us a ride.
398
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:58,590
Trent?
399
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,870
Hey, Daria.
400
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,160
What?
401
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,040
Written by Peter Gaffney
www.outpost-daria.com
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00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,040
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com
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Réponses au blindtest :
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Daria goes to bathroom
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Kiss Them For Me
405
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,040
Daria sneaking out of club
Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic
406
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,040
Daria goes home in taxi
Semisonic - Closing Time
407
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,040
Daria wakes up
White Zombie - Super Charger Heaven
408
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,050
Daria in English class
Urge - Jump Right In
409
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,050
Daria running into bathroom
Stabbing Westward - Save Yourself
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00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:25,050
Daria at hospital
Travis - U16 Girls
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00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,050
ghost comes in Daria's room
Portishead - Only You
412
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,050
Daria in heaven
Radiohead - No Surprises
413
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,050
at Pizza King
Spice Girls - Stop
414
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,050
end credits
Juliana Hatfield - Live on Tomorrow
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