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Hiding the cooking sherry from Dad?
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I'm going to make some bread, Daria.
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Isn't that what supermarkets are for?
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The Yeagers are coming for the weekend,
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and I can't serve them store-bought bread.
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Why not?
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I haven't seen them for twenty five years,
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and let's just say they know a different Helen.
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A Helen famous for her oatmeal pumpkin seed loaf.
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And just what have you done with this Helen?
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They're here!
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I hope they don't think I've changed too much.
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Just be yourself.
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That's what you've always told me.
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I could kick myself for that.
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What kind of car is that?
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That's not a car.
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It's a time machine.
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Willow! Coyote!
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Wow, Helen!
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Man!
My man!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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And you! Well, just look at you!
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Why, even Leary is exactly the same.
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Come here, boy!
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Don't you remember old Jake?
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Wait, that can't be Leary.
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He'd be almost thirty by now!
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This is Leary number three.
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We had to replace the original a few times.
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Well, these two are irreplaceable.
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Our girls, Quinn and Daria.
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You have a very old soul.
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It just looks mature for its age.
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Is this a retro thing, or are they serious?
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Let's get your bags, man!
We travel light.
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In the head.
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I gotta get out of here before I catch any more good vibes.
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Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those... yuppies!
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Yuppies are from the Eighties.
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So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?
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Trekkies.
Anyway, one of us should stay.
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It's a rare opportunity to learn more about Mom and Dad.
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Why would we want to do that?
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To use against them later.
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Twenty bucks if you dig up some dirt.
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Sorry, I have a date.
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You're getting out of this, so am I.
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Ethan! Come meet the girls!
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You said twenty, right?
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Zappa digital... Zappa analog.
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Sounds the same to me.
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And you call yourself a musician?
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No, I call myself an interpreter of sound.
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Top secret experiment?
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My parents gave me their old records to sell at the flea market,
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but now Trent wants to keep 'em.
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It's the warmth of vinyl, man.
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I'm telling you, it's a richer tone.
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You're tuned to the radio.
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I wondered why Zappa was selling fish sticks.
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The flea market, huh? Need any help?
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We have to be there by 7:00 to set up.
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No problem. Daria's an early bird.
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There's nothing like watching the sun rise,
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except watching the sun set in reverse.
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Good one, Daria.
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Mmm, umm, thanks.
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Okay, this time, let's reverse the polarity of the plug.
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And I'll stand facing west.
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Ok cool.
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Are you nuts?
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Hey, you could always go on home and swap yogurt recipes with the Yeagers.
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And what's wrong with my yogurt recipe?
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You should thank me.
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It's a chance for you to spend some quality time with Trent.
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And the flea market is so romantic this time of year.
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I hear the Chia Pets are in bloom.
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All right, so, the flea market.
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We're there.
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Okay, now let's try the thing where I stand on the aluminum foil.
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So, for the past twelve years, we've been selling hammocks of hemp by mail.
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And with all the recent breakthroughs in hemp processing,
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this could be out most exciting year yet!
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Oh! That's fascinating.
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Quinn, didn't you have a date tonight?
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I got Stacy to fill in.
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You into sports, my man?
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Ethan?
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We think there's enough aggressive behavior on the planet
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without creating more with quote unquote "healthy competition."
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Ethan's gonna rock climb, when he's ready.
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Whatever. Peas.
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You can always tell when a bread isn't hand-kneaded.
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Hand-kneaded bread has more soul.
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This veggie stuff never fills me up.
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Anyone want a burger?
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Hey, fair's fair.
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We'll all be worm food someday.
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Jake!
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It's the circle of life, Helen.
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You know, man, you've become kind of aggressive.
I have not!
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It's the meat.
Is not!
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What ever happened to the mellow, let-it-be attitude you used to have?
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Jake?
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Come on, everyone.
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If we focus all our positive energy,
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we can make the Pentagon rise up off the ground.
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Rise, dammit!
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Stupid five-sided building.
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Remember our group house?
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Don't you see?
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So-called enlightened dudes are oppressing women,
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just like society is putting down the movement.
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I want some help, and I want it now!
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Wow. Sounds like the girls are getting liberated.
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Cool.
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And then, after you guys split,
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we painted a bus and drove out into the desert.
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I wish you would've stayed with us.
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Oh, Willow. It was time for us to move on.
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That's what you want to call it.
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What?
Honey...
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What do you mean, Coyote?
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Nothing, I love you guys.
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It's just, I remember you as you were, that's all.
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We're still that way, deep down.
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Yeah, man! We're still that way!
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What way?
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Free of the shallow, superficial value system of a profit-driven culture gone terribly, terribly wrong.
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Oh, sure, we're that way!
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May I speak to the old lady of the house?
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Daria, where are you?
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Jane's. Can I stay over?
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I was hoping you would want to get to know our friends.
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My old soul has already made their acquaintance in a previous lifetime.
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Well, that does free up some space for Ethan.
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He can take the guest room, and I can put Willow and Coyote in your room.
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You're going to put them in my room?
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You better tether them to the bed so they don't float away.
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A nightmare story of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong, when Sick, Sad World returns.
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Okay, I can stay.
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You have anything for me to sleep in?
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Don't thank me.
Thank Grandma.
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And this, is where we keep Daria.
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Cool. Tell Mom and Dad I'm sleeping here.
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Once you could fit all your worldly possessions into a backpack.
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Pair of jeans, a few T-shirts, a copy of Steal This Book.
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And now, look at you.
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A capitalist cheerleader, a sellout in a monkey suit! Dammit!
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It's time to take a stand!
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You're not gonna shave tomorrow.
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Come on, Jakey, let someone else have a turn.
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Helen, do you think I'm past my prime?
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Of course not.
You're still quite the young buck.
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Anyway, good looking men get even handsomer as they mature.
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Woo! Too bad it's not the same for women!
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That's better.
Now I can't see a thing.
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Big day tomorrow.
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We'll wake you at six.
'Night.
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Good night!
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'Night, see you in the morning.
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Come back at six.
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It is six.
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Then how come you're so damn chipper?
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It was easier to stay up all night than to wake up early.
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We'll load the van.
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Van?
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You know, the Tank.
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Oh, goody.
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Are they gone?
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Don't forget some money.
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Hey, doesn't Grandma have a nightgown like that?
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Should I file this under "self-indulgent posers" or "underrated geniuses"?
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Ask Trent or Jesse,
whichever one wakes up first.
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I guess they call it a flea market because it makes you want to flea.
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Come on, relax.
We're going to do well today.
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We've got a choice location.
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I'm looking for snow domes.
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You got any, girls?
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Sorry, ma'am.
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All we have are these strange, flat discs the aliens left behind.
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You know about the aliens, don't you?
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You enjoy working with the public, don't you.
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Morning!
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Say hello to a new Jake.
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The old Jake!
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The Jake you haven't seen for a while.
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And goodbye to cookie-cutter corporate guy Jake.
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That Jake is gone, gone, gone.
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You didn't quit your job, did you?
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No, I'm growing a beard again.
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Oh! That's great, dear.
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Hey, Quinn! How do you like my, new look?
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Dad, are you growing a goatee?
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That's so two years ago.
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Right, Ethan?
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I really feel centered now.
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Nice whiskers.
Thanks!
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Um, it's kind of getting crowded in here.
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Why don't Ethan and I go out for breakfast.
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You guys can sit around and remember things.
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Breakfast?
I thought it was lunch time.
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I'm going back to bed.
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Why are you staring at my brother?
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Selfless concern.
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I think he stopped breathing.
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Nah, he's entering a dormant stage.
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In about ten years he should emerge as a butterfly.
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I guess you're gonna wait.
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Hello, ladies!
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I didn't know you were of an entrepreneur bent.
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Perhaps you would be so kind as to show me your goods?
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Upchuck, what are you doing here?
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I am on a quest for the Holy Grail of fast food premiums.
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A complete 1985 California Raisins posable eraser set.
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Only mint condition will do.
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Your investors?
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Silent partners.
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Do you by any chance have the cast recording of Somebody Up There Likes Me?
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No, but we do have Somebody Down Here Doesn't.
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I wonder if I may provide you gals with a lesson in salesmanship.
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It's a once in a lifetime offer.
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How about once in two lifetimes.
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Now, now, let the boy show us how to do it.
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Then we won't have to.
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It's all coming back.
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You wanna try, honey?
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Ugh, dog drool. That beast!
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Outside!
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Hello? Eric?
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What? They moved the hearing up to this week?
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I can be there in 20 minutes.
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Talk about uptight.
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Mellow out, man.
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Nothing's so important that it can't wait till Monday,
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what are you doing in the corporate cage on the weekend?
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Don't take a walk in the park.
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Right on, honey.
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You still have your priorities.
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Who's up for frisbee? Come on, Leary!
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Eric? Yes, of course I was kidding.
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You see, ladies,
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trying to close a sale without the proper technique is like playing cards without a full deck.
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You must treat your customers like a king.
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This is the ace up your sleeves.
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You're a joker if you don't, and you'll be left with jack.
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Wake me when you get to the twos.
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FDR?
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No, sir, you won't find socialists on any of my toilet seats.
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Now, watch a pro in action.
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Hey! Mr. DeMartino!
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Well, Charles Ruttheimer.
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What is it, Charles?
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As a man of culture and breeding,
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I thought you might be interested in some of our audio gems.
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Is this a pathetic attempt at flattery, Mr. Ruttheimer?
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An obvious smoke screen for your calculated attempt at separate me
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from the payments I receive each week for babysitting a bunch of determined idiots?!?!
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I just wanted to sell you some records...
261
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Got anything by Annette Funicello?
262
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:59,970
Hey, man, after you get this baby fixed up,
263
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what do you say we go down to the club and play a round?
264
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:05,190
The golf course is an ecological disaster.
265
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,600
What, you got trouble with your swing?
266
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:09,960
Here, we thought you boys might like some refreshments.
267
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,840
Home-bottled berry juice.
268
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,060
We're going to start a compost pile.
269
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Won't that be fun?
270
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,100
Wow! This is strong stuff!
271
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It's got natural pectins.
272
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I love pectins!
273
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:24,650
Is this the best you can do?
274
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'Fraid so...
275
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:30,120
Well then, I guess I'm just going to have to walk away.
276
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:31,750
I'm walking...
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Okay, fifty cents.
278
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Thanks, man.
279
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,730
What about my commission?
280
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,170
Hey, we're training you for free.
281
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:47,050
Well, Trent, now that you've returned to the land of the living,
282
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,420
maybe you and Daria can go get us some soda.
283
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,240
With caffeine?
284
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,630
No problem. Coming?
285
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,070
Sure.
286
00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:57,030
Take your time!
287
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,170
I could use a burger.
288
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,010
I'll go with you.
289
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,130
Upchuck, can you handle the booth?
290
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:06,310
I can handle much more than that, missy.
291
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:14,090
Excuse me! But is that a vintage copy of Eyefull?
292
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1962.
293
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:19,770
Where did you find such a treasure?
294
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,360
That booth over there.
295
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:29,100
That's okay, I got it.
296
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,400
I owe you one, then.
Next time.
297
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,450
So, Janey says you're avoiding your parent's friends this weekend.
298
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:41,680
Their sunny Sixties optimism tends to cancel out my bitter Nineties cynicism.
299
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,340
Holdover hippies?
300
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:47,510
Yeah. They're big believers in the concept of voluntary simplicity.
301
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,040
I gotta use that.
302
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,210
Sounds much better than broke.
303
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,480
I guess you gotta give them some credit.
304
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,970
Civil rights, environmentalism, the women's movement.
305
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,000
People believed in stuff back then.
306
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,020
I know.
307
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,510
What's up with that?
308
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,200
I know what you're thinking, but I've turned into the man!
309
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,810
I'd never call you the man, man.
310
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,080
Man, maybe, but not the man.
311
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,300
I hate this stupid rusty piece of junk!
312
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,380
And I'm tired of buying food in bulk!
313
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,660
And not flushing every time I go because it wastes water!
314
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,700
I'm still young.
What happened to my beliefs?
315
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:30,570
What happened to being part of the solution, not part of the problem?
316
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,230
I hate kneading bread.
317
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,160
What?
318
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,830
I... hate... kneading... bread!
319
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,450
Damn!
320
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,740
Oh Willow!
Here!
321
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,720
Man, can you teach me how to play golf?
322
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,210
Of course I can, man.
323
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,510
And can we ride around on those little carts?
324
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,820
Sure thing, pal!
325
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:55,560
Hey, some kind of organic nutrient steam bath, right? Cool!
326
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,780
Oh, thanks so much for your concern!
327
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,210
Wow, sounds like the girls are getting liberated.
328
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,100
Cool.
329
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,690
Dad, the berry juice fermented again.
330
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:16,180
You gotta watch that.
331
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,680
Come on, I'll buy you a slush cup.
332
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,960
It's about time!
333
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,060
Got any money?
334
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:24,950
Where's my razor?
335
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,990
You see, my theory is that our primitive hunting instinct has no outlet in modern society.
336
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:33,930
Cool.
337
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,340
So, rather than stalking animals,
338
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:40,210
we substitute the shopping experience, and hunt for objects.
339
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,100
Cool.
340
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,710
And then, Jesse, while we're asleep,
341
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:47,650
the objects come to life and plot their secret take over our civilization.
342
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:51,880
April 1st, 2007.
That's the day they make their move!
343
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,900
Cool.
344
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,640
I don't know.
345
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,320
All these people swapping useless junk.
346
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,620
Maybe the Yeagers are onto something.
347
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:05,190
At least they're not caught up in a constant state of consumer frenzy.
348
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:10,360
Yeah, I guess if you're gonna insist on holding on to something from the Sixties,
349
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,010
peace and love beats a Get Smart lunchbox.
350
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,320
Especially if the lunch is still in it.
351
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:18,720
Well, let's go give Jesse and Jane a break.
352
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,020
Too late.
353
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,060
Who's watching the booth?
354
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:22,950
Upchuck.
355
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,100
I don't think so.
356
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,030
Here, Mr. Demartino!
357
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,420
I found another issue of Bachelor Confidential!
358
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,740
You have redeemed yourself, Charles.
359
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,610
Less to carry home?
360
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:55,460
Well, we do have three copies left to "Boston."
361
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:59,460
At least we're not money grabbing capitalist pigs, right, Daria?
362
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:03,270
Yeah, we're just hard core believers in voluntary simplicity.
363
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,110
No, they never formally charged them,
364
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,460
they did keep them there in jail for the next day.
365
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:14,150
Hey, where's my eyebrow pencil?
366
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,710
This has gotta be worth at least twenty bucks.
367
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,690
You're sure you don't want this?
368
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,850
I never use it.
369
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:28,360
This will cut way down on the time I spending baking for Ethan and Coyote.
370
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,000
Sister, meet the frozen bagel.
371
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,230
Hey, guys, it's getting dark.
372
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,660
When are you going to come in?
373
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:37,890
In a minute.
374
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,850
I'm just showing Coyote how to drive without slicing!
375
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:42,420
Better!
376
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,810
Girls, I expected you for dinner.
377
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:51,030
Before I officially ground you, would you care to account for your whereabouts?
378
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,660
Sure. But first, a few questions.
379
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,560
Number one:
380
00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:58,440
why did you spend a night in jail in Boulder in August, 1969?
381
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,350
Thanks for that marketing plan, man.
382
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,710
We're going to kick the butts of those wimps over at Rainbow Hammocks.
383
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,200
Hey, take no prisoners, man.
384
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,490
Predatory behavior is all natural.
385
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,150
Ethan?
386
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:12,960
Yeah?
387
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:19,000
You never told me whether you thought I was, you know, cute?
388
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,450
Oh, well, sure, you're cute.
389
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,130
Thanks.
390
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,670
In a, you know, shallow, superficial way.
391
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:26,780
Thanks.
392
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,020
It's very hard not to compliment you, isn't it?
393
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:33,240
Oh, Daria, you don't have to say that.
394
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:46,250
Daria, do you think long-distance relationships are a good idea?
395
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,560
Yeah. Why don't you and I try one?
396
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:51,960
You know, kids, it's pointless to try to go back in time.
397
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,410
You have to live in the present, and I'm going to start right now.
398
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,900
First things first: I'm getting rid of all my vinyl records.
399
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,690
Hey, Daria! You want 'em?
400
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,720
Written by Anne D. Bernstein
www.outpost-daria.com
401
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,720
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com
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00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,720
Réponses au blindtest :
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Trent's room
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
404
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,730
Trent's headphones
Beck - Novacane
405
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,730
Trent reversing polarity
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
406
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,730
Helen and Jake flashbacks
Jamiroquai - All Right
407
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,730
after Trent sees Daria in grandma's nightgown
The London Suede - The Beautiful Ones
408
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,730
right before Willow and Coyote's meditation
Circle Jerks - I Wanna Destroy You
409
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,730
Daria watching Trent sleep
Siouxie & The Banshees - Oh Baby
410
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,730
Jane dragging Upchuck
Deus - Them From A Turnpike
411
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,730
driving home in The Tank
The Damned - Alone Again Or
412
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,730
Willow, Coyote, and Ethan driving off
Fiona Apple - Never Is A Promise
413
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,730
closing credits
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn!
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