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I don't think you've thought this through.
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What do you do with the hostages one you get to the airport?
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They're coming with me.
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We're talking party plane.
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All the way to Libya.
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Rita, that's so wonderful.
I'm so happy for you!
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You and Erin both.
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Ah, you'd better take a hike.
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Why?
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My mom's talking to my Aunt Rita.
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This isn't going to be pretty.
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Gotcha. Later, huh?
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That remains to be seen.
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I can't believe it.
Little Erin getting married.
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She's not rushing into this, I hope.
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Oh, no, no, of course not.
Twenty-one is...
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I'm not implying anything, for goodness sake, Rita.
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I'm just... this is so exciting! Where?
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That sounds lovely.
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I presume Mom's footing the bill? No, no...
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Your cousin Erin is getting married.
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So I gathered.
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You know there'll be hell to pay.
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Well, I guess you all heard the wonderful news.
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Little Erin is getting married.
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At the Windsor Hills Resort in Leeville.
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Whoa-ho! That'll set Rita back a pretty penny.
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Not Rita. Mother.
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Nothing but the best for her favorite daughter's darling offspring.
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Windsor Hills.
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They've got that legendary thirteenth hole!
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Forget it, Jake. No golf. Wedding.
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I'm almost sorry I'm going to miss this.
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On the contrary, sweetie: you and Quinn are going to be bridesmaids.
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I made sure of that.
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Bridesmaids?
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Can I dye my hair if the dress doesn't match?
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What a hideous twist of fate.
Me, a bridesmaid.
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Aw, it won't be that bad, I mean, sure,
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you'll have to wear some frilly peach-color dress that makes you look like a circus freak,
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and you'll be pinched by incontinent old uncles who still think you're still six years old, and...
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Here we are.
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I'm sorry, we only do weddings, not funerals.
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Believe me, I'd prefer a funeral.
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Dearie, you don't have to get married if you don't want to... or do you?
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I'm a bridesmaid in the Chambers-Danielson wedding.
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Here it is.
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Pity.
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They're such lovely dresses.
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Nature didn't see fit to give you much in the way of hips, did she, dearie?
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I think I'm going to be ill.
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Is that a problem for you?
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Turn around, please.
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Oh, Scarlet, you grow lovelier by the day!
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I will kill you, and bury your body in this dress.
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Daria?
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What are you doing here?
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Isn't is obvious?
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An Arab sheik's in town to buy a few more wives.
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They're putting on a bridal expo in the gym. We're modeling!
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A bridal expo?
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That's a good message to send to high school students.
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It's a fundraiser for extracurricular activities.
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I wonder what kind of extracurricular activities would lead to a wedding...
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What about you?
Are you in a play or something?
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Yes. I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln, after she went crazy.
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I didn't know she went crazy.
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Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself.
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Come on, Brittany.
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Let's finish out fitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died.
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You mean the bullet didn't kill him?
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Hold still.
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I'm having a hard enough time with your body as it is.
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Well, I think my humiliation is complete now.
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It does match my hair!
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I spoke too soon.
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I don't know why you didn't let me bring my golf clubs.
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Jake, we're here to see my family, not to have fun.
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Who's escorting your sister to this, anyway?
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Well, she dumped the sculptor, the skydiving instructor had that horrible accident,
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and I believe that Bruno is in some federal facility.
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So I don't know...
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That Rita sure knows how to pick 'em.
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Redrum! Redrum!
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This will cost your mother a fortune!
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Well, what else should she spend her money on?
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Something boring, like college funds for her other granddaughters?
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I just keep telling myself that Erin hasn't had the advantages our girls have.
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Advantages?
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You got me.
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You know, if the girls see us, we're going to die.
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They said we'd make them feel self-conscious.
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Are you kidding?
They want us to come, bro.
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That's why they told us not to.
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They knew that if they invited us to a bridal expo,
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there's no way we'd go near the place.
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Then why are we here?
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Forbidden fruit, man. Forbidden fruit.
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When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?
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Sometimes.
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Hey, fellas.
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Just want you to know, we welcome same-sex partners.
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What you do with the ring is your business.
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This is an expensive vehicle. Be careful with it.
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Yeah, right.
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Helen!
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Rita!
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How are you, Jake?
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Well, I'm not bad...
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Oh, the girls look lovely.
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But Daria, why didn't you get the same dress as the other bridesmaids?
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I did.
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I'm sorry about the rehearsal dinner, Rita.
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I had meetings all yesterday afternoon, and by the time we got on the road...
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Everyone, this is Paul, my beau.
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Hello.
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Paul Meyerson?
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Jake? Jake and I were in Boy Scouts together.
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You bring your clubs?
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Dad, what was that you said about knowing how to pick 'em?
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Oh, Daria...
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Wow, who's that?
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Aunt Amy?
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I don't mind a few dents, but change the radio station and you're a dead man.
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Amy, how delightful.
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I thought you weren't coming.
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I wasn't,
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but I thought if you two could put aside years of bitterness and resentment, then so can I...
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for a day.
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Oh, Amy, why do you say such ridiculous things?
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Out loud? So, Jake. You're still with Helen, huh?
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Shows remarkable fortitude.
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And Roger. How's the skydiving going?
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Amy, Roger passed away. This is Paul.
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Oh, sorry. Paul, how do you do?
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Who's Roger?
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He fell onto a cow.
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And he was one of the lucky ones.
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Girls.
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Hey, what's the point of a senseless tragedy if you can't find a little humor in it?
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I like the way you think, Daria.
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Now, Amy, I'm not sure where we're going to seat you...
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I need a drink.
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Why are you laughing?
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Wow, Aunt Amy's really weird.
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Oh, it can't rain on Brian and Erin's wedding. It just can't!
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That would be so awful. I couldn't stand it!
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On the contrary.
Rain is an ancient symbol of fertility.
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Every couple should be so lucky.
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Oh, don't you see?
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A little rain won't spoil the happiest day of Brian and Erin's life.
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It may rain out there, but in here the sun will be shinning
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We are now entering hell.
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Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.
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You must be Erin's cousin.
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I am. But Daria's, um, her cousin...
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What?
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Nevermind
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Actually, I'm in the witness protection program.
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The Morgendorffers were kind enough to take me in after my real family was exterminated by the mob.
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Oh. Well, how come you didn't get the same dress as the rest of us?
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I did.
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Anyway, it's too bad you guys missed the rehearsal dinner.
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It was so fun.
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Let me introduce you to your escorts.
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Daria, Quinn, this is Garrett.
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Garrett will be with Quinn.
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Of course.
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Quinn, you're just about the loveliest thing I ever saw.
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Thanks.
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Do you think you could get me some soda with just an eentsy-weentsy slice of lemon, please?
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Daria, this is your escort, Luhrman.
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Of course.
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How do you do, Da-rye-a.
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It's Daria, actually.
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Sorry.
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So, Luhrman. Is that your first name or your last name?
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Does it matter?
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Well, they seem to be hitting it off.
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Oh, yeah.
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She's rough, she's tough, she's lovely.
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Our Sandi is in a silk and rawhide outfit by Harve's of Beverly Hills,
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proving that the happiest day of your life doesn't have to be dull.
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Stick 'em up, hombres.
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Here's lovely Brittany in a sleeky and satiny number from Laburb that says,
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this may be my wedding day but, dammit, I wanna dance!
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Wake up! It's Brittany!
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What? Huh? Oh, man!
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I think you're blowing our cover.
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Kevin, what are you doing here?
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Surprise, babe!
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And as we share the joy of this lovely young couple, Brian and Erin,
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we are compelled to ask, what is love?
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Yes, love, like a tiny rivulet which begins in a high mountain,
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and only after twisting and turning for thousands of miles,
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overcoming uncountable obstacles, must eventually meet, and merge,
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with that great ocean of love which is its birthright and its destiny.
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It was her.
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Babe, I said I was sorry.
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What if there had been someone there from a major talent agency?
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What then?
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Well, I guess they would've seen that you're talented.
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Oh, that's what you guess, is it?
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More like they would guess I'm dating the king of the jerks, and they'd be right!
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Wow! Look at all these flowers.
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Are these for sale or just display?
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So they said,
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"Why don't we just make you VP and have you take over the whole damn operation?"
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And here I was, 29 years old.
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Yeah, you mentioned.
So, how'd you meet Rita?
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Well, you know, we both love the sea. I have a sailboat.
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And she's a little dingy!
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I'm kidding, of course.
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Well, let's face it.
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Rita's a little flighty, but she's a tiger in the bed.
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Keep going
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Yeah, well, I guess it runs in the family.
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What did you say?
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Just a little pointless chit chat. Forget it.
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Would you like another soda?
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No, uh...
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Or shall we just split a bottle of drain cleaner?
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Please be assured that my remark was intended in jest,
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and not as an incitement to any type of self-destructive behavior.
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You're not from around here, are you?
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Daria, there you are!
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I can't believe I didn't get to see you before the wedding!
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It was a lovely ceremony.
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Oh, but you haven't met Brian. Isn't he marvelous?
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He works for the government. Intelligence.
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Erin!
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I know, I know, I'm not supposed to say anything, but isn't it exciting?
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If our national security is compromised,
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you can bet there's a woman at the bottom of it.
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Oh, you.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Daria, how come you're not wearing the same dress as everybody else?
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I am. I think I'll go to the...
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The little girl's room?
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Yeah, the little girl's room.
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I'm going to powder my nose and check the seams on my nylons.
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I'm sorry, what did you say you do?
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I thought I heard intelligence, but that can't be right.
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A wild, rolling, surging ocean of love, on which we, as mere individuals, have no control.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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I'm not sure.
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Hi, Quinn. Hi, Father.
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Actually, I'm a minister, not a priest.
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The important thing is, you're the voice of morality in the community.
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I hate myself in a formal dress, and everyone else, too.
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You don't look too thrilled about things, either.
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Oh, no. I'm overjoyed to be at this big family event.
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Day to day life isn't humiliating enough.
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Let's see, you're in college now, or something.
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Still high school, unfortunately.
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I have some vague memories of high school,
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but these days, you all carry weapons, right?
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Well, not to formal occasions like this.
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That's where you kids make your mistake.
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I mean...
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Love thy neighbors, love thy brother, love thy parents.
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Every time you turn a page, love, love, love.
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I thought when I hit thirty I would stop feeling out of place with these family things.
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You feel out of place?
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You didn't notice my sisters are so busy competing with each other that I don't even register on their radar?
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Yeah, but I just figured you were above all that.
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I mean, you're kind of...
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Cool?
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I know, you can't say that to me.
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Law of the teenagers.
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Thank you for respecting it.
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When I was a kid, with Helen and Rita going at it all the time,
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all they left for me to do was to supply the color commentary.
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Then, one day, I found myself all grown up with my own point of view,
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and feeling no particular obligation to listen to anyone else's B.S. Ever.
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So it actually worked out pretty well.
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Unless I have to see my sisters at a wedding, yeah.
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Sarcasm.
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It's a great way to deal.
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But, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
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Hey, what's the matter?
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This whole thing is starting to get to me.
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I mean, Daria had a point.
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Why should high school kids be thinking about marriage?
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If I see one more sweet, dopey girl stuck with a lame-brain idiot...
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Hi!
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Not even the pep squad?
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Not even the pep squad.
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I'll be honest with you, Daphne: I just can't find the time.
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How come?
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Well, first of all, there's my work.
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What do you do?
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I'm an exotic dancer.
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You know, at a club.
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I take my clothes off and dance for strange men.
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Really? Wow.
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She's really very good.
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You've seen her?
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I'd better go check on Quinn.
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I can't imagine what's keeping her.
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Oh, it was a lovely ceremony, though, wasn't it?
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It really was, Rita.
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I'm just so sorry Mom couldn't be here.
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Don't worry, she'll get to live it all vicariously when the bills arrive.
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Jake, how about getting me another glass of wine?
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Gee honey, maybe you shouldn't...
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Jake, I'd really like an other glass of wine, now.
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Right.
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Helen, you're not bitter about this.
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Rita, please. Why would I be bitter?
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You and Erin deserve the best.
You always have.
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Oh, no I should be punished forever because I made a few bad decisions?
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Hi. What are you two arguing about now?
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Arguing? We're not arguing.
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Still mad because Dad gave Rita that MG and all you got was a Plymouth Valiant?
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My goodness, Amy, the things you remember.
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It was a Dodge Dart.
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I guess what I'm trying to say, Quinn, is, I may be a man of the cloth, but I'm also a man.
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Quinn, there you are. Father...
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Actually, I'm a minister, not a priest.
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We've all been wondering where you were.
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Really?
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Well, I know I have.
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I've just been explaining to Quinn how emotions can be very confusing for young people like yourselves.
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With all due respect, Father,
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I wonder if maybe you're not the one with the confusing emotions.
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I'm not sure I take your meaning.
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Oh, I think you do.
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Oh, no.
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So, it turns out that you could go through training
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and be up there working on the space station in under three months.
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Now I'm just waiting for my Tang.
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Wow. Is that true?
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No, it's not true. I just made it up.
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Also, I'm not an exotic dancer, I don't know Seal,
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and I wasn't abducted by the undersea fish people.
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We decided we'd better not talk to you anymore.
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What?
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It's not that we don't like you. It's just...
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You have problems.
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Well, duh.
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Honey, maybe we ought to think about getting back.
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No, my little party's just beginning. Waiter!
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Here, I'll get you some coffee and wedding cake.
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Oh, Rita would love that, seeing me balloon up right in front of her.
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Helen, um, you're being kind of loud.
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Oh, no! We don't want a scene, do we?
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We don't want to spoil the lovely wedding that
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lovely Mother spent so much lovely money on, do we.
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Is everything okay here?
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Well, you were right about one thing:
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she sure knows how to pick 'em!
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Keep it down!
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Wanna make me?
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What's going on? Helen?
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Oh, you know perfectly well what's going on, Mother.
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Your pathetic boyfriend is making a scene!
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What do you mean pathetic?
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Look in the mirror, pal!
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I just want to say one thing, Rita.
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You may be the pretty one, you may be the one Mom loves,
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but I worked my damn butt off!
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Aunt Helen! Please!
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What's going on? No cat fights, ladies!
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Shut the hell up, you prehistoric imbecile!
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Things are getting ugly.
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I suggest we make a hasty but unobtrusive exit.
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Really?
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Let's go find a place that serves cheese fries.
Really?
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Let's go find a place that serves cheese fries.
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You eat, I'll watch.
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I'm, uh, taking off.
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Oh, sure, leave me to the dogs.
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You can come if you want.
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No, I prefer to sit here and watch the carnage unfold.
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It's been fun, though.
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Oh, all right, I'll eat, too.
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Follow me. Don't look to the right or left.
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There's nothing you can do for these people now.
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This place oughta do.
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Aunt Amy?
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Just Amy.
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Amy, is life always tawdry, stupid, and humiliating, or is it just a phase?
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Just a phase.
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I'm expecting to grow out of it anytime now.
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Coast is clear!
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One three-time hubby is not enough for this red hot mammal.
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The polygamous hippopotamus, when Sick, Sad World returns.
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I'm not going back there. I don't care who sent you.
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Does he look familiar to you?
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I think I saw him on America's Least Wanted.
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I suppose you want to ask me what your mother was like as a child.
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Okay. What was she?
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A tightly wound pain in the ass.
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New topic?
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Name it.
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I don't...I don't know what happened.
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One minute I had him, and then...
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Everything's under control here, officers.
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Why don't you two go have a cup of coffee or something, on me.
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Don't worry, I'm no stranger to pain.
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I love you, Helen!
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I love you, too!
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Sir, wouldn't this be more enjoyable in the daytime?
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Perhaps with some partners?
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Don't talk, son.
You're shaking the light.
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Daria and Jane going to bridal store
Jay Z - Sunshine
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driving to wedding
Blur - Country House
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redrum
Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting
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at bridal fashion show
Fat - Numb
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Mack and Kevin being mistaken for a gay couple
Finely Quaye - Sunday Shinning
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Aunt Amy's car music
The Cramps - Bikini Girls W/ Machine Guns
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fashion show
Crystal Method - Get Busy Child
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Kevin and Brittany fighting
Pond - Spokes
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Daria and Luhrman at wedding
Tina Turner - Private Dancer
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Quinn and Minister
Sade - Hang On To Your Love
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Quinn and Minister
AZ Yet - Last Night
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Jodie amd Mack
Urge Overkill - The Break
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Daria talking to other bridesmaids
Blur - The Universal
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Rita and Helen fighting
The Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Brown Derby Jump
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Quinn and minister
Sade - Your Love Is King
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Daria talking to other bridesmaids
Lyle Lovett - She's No Lady, She's My WIfe
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drunk Helen scene
Tony Bennett - Stepping Out With My Baby
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end of wedding (original)
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
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end of wedding (revised)
Neil Diamond - If There Were No Dream
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closing credits (original)
Ani DiFranco - Wishin' & Hopin'
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closing credits (revised)
Dusty Springfield - Wishin' & Hopin'
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