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Now, as I'm handing back your essays, you may have strong feelings
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about the competitive and discouraging aspects of grading.
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I care about what you have to say.
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Who would like to start?
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Is an F+ the same as a D-?
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I don't believe I've ever heard of an F+, Jordan,
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but we can talk about it.
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So she said,
but we can talk about it.
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So she said,
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"I got those eggshell leggings like you told me,"
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and I said, "Eggshell? I told you eggplant!"
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You're kidding!
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Quinn? Was there something you wanted to say?
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Um, I didn't get my essay back.
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That's true, Quinn. I'm afraid I need to see you after class.
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I'll save you a place at the mirror.
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Quinn, I'm so sorry, but we need to talk about your performance.
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Okay, but I'm kinda in a rush today.
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Let's go over our last assignment, "How I feel about polyculturalism."
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You wrote, "I definitely prefer all-cotton."
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I didn't copy it, if that's what you mean.
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No, no, I believe you. The thing is...
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now I don't want to panic or upset you
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please, take this in a constructive spirit
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but I'm afraid you're not doing well in Language Arts.
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Okay. See you tomorrow!
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I don't think you understand!
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You're going to have to get an A on your next essay to maintain a passing grade!
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You mean, passing as in "passing or failing"?
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Yes! But don't worry.
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All it will take is some commitment, dedication, and hard work!
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Oh, no!
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You can do it, Quinn!
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You know, when I was in high school,
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I wanted more than anything to be on the gymnastic team,
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but I just couldn't master the high bar.
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So I practiced every day...
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And the big tryout came and you made the team.
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Well, no.
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But that winter, I learned how to write while holding a pencil in my teeth.
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Quinn? What is the meaning of this?
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I put in another twelve-hour day and the first thing I see when I get home...
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Jake!
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Ah! I'm up!
Jake!
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Ah! I'm up!
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Where are the girls?
Ah! I'm up!
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Where are the girls?
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They were here before... I think.
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I'm very upset about this.
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Oh, yeah, I know!
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See, I was trying to call the number for Movie Phone,
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and out of nowhere this woman comes on the line...
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Jake, what are you talking about?
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That's not the phone bill. I... what is that?
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It's a letter from Quinn's teacher.
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She's going to fail English because she's not putting in any effort.
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I'm going up to go talk to her.
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Wait a minute.
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Why can't I ever be the one to talk to the girls?
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Honey, it's not that you can't.
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It's just... a strong parenting team is like a singing group.
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The lead singer carries the tune, and the backup singers support her.
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That's you!
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But what do the backup singers do?
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You chime in at just the right moment and then you fade into the background.
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Doesn't that make sense?
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Do I get a tambourine or something?
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Mom, can I borrow...
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I'm just going to go run down to the animal shelter and see about volunteering.
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I heard they got in a new bunch of sick birds.
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Quinn, this note came from school.
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Don't worry.
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All I have to do is get, like, an A on my next essay and I'm fine.
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I'll take the Vegas odds on that one.
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Daria, we need to be encouraging.
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Sit down, Quinn. Honey, this isn't just about one essay.
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It's about setting goals in life and going after them.
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You know, when I was in high school,
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I wanted more than anything to join the swim team...
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No! No! Please, not again.
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Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'm afraid I'll be forced to call Social Services.
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All right, Quinn. Let me try to put it another way.
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No matter what you decide to do in life, a solid education...
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You gave this talk when I got caught cutting my...
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when I forgot where my math class was.
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Helen, let me.
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Honey, did you ever here the tale of the ant and the grasshopper?
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Ewwww! Bugs?!!
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Try imagining it this way, Quinn...
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You could be left back and be the oldest freshman at Lawndale High.
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You know what? I gotta get to work. Bye!
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That's my girl!
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You see how it's done?
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Daria, are you in there?
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No, I'm taking it easy in Tahiti for a few days.
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Hang on, I'm just ordering another tray of coconut daiquiris.
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Um, I was wondering if...
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I don't think so.
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I just need a little help with my essay.
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Like, could you write it for me?
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And what's my motivation again?
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Come on, Daria, we're sisters! We gotta stick together.
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Unless we're in public, you mean.
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But you're so smart, and this essay's so important.
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Believe me, I would do it myself, but I have a date.
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Oh, that's different.
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When does the subject of compensation come up?
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Ten?
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Twenty.
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Fifteen.
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Done.
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Thanks, Daria. This is going to work out for both of us.
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I mean, I get my essay written,
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and for once you'll have something to do on a Friday night instead of sitting around like a loser, you know?
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That's it, Shakespeare. Do your own damn homework.
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Um, is this Quinn's house?
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Someone by that name does live here.
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Cool!
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She's upstairs doing schoolwork.
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I gotta pay more attention when I get these addresses!
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Corey, I just came down to say I can't see you tonight. I have to write an essay.
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Good one! Come on, I've got a special evening planned.
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Let's go! Before there's a line at the drive-in.
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No, really, Corey, I have work to do and you have to leave. Sorry!
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Quinn, what have they done to you!
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Did you just spend two hours dressing up to go the door for one minute and dump your date?
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Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care.
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Well, that advice should prove very helpful.
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Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
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Thanks. All right, twenty.
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No.
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Fine! I hope you realize you're making me do my own homework!
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That is a scary thought.
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I have a special surprise everyone.
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One of our students has so improved since last week's essay, I'm going to share her work with the class.
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I really like your leggings.
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Yeah, but now I have a shoe thing. Strappies?
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Platform jellies!
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Quinn, you're so smart!
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Only about important stuff.
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Quinn?
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Um, I didn't get my paper back.
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That's right Quinn, because I'm going to read it aloud!
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Oh, no.
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"Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer.
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"So go ahead! Lock me up with your homework and your tests!
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Rob my freedom with your reading and your thinking!
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As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between school and prison is the wardrobe.
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Or do you want to take away my outfits, too? The End."
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Wow. Would anyone like to share their reaction?
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May I please change schools?
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There. Now it's on full display.
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Quite the door of achievement.
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Come on, kiddo. You want to encourage your sister, don't you?
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To get her own place, yeah.
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Hey! It's my daughter the genius.
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Our own academic achiever.
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We're all so proud of you. Aren't we, Daria?
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Sure, if you mean proud as in "stunned."
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Mom, Dad, making you happy is the greatest reward I can ask for.
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Of course, when other kids get a good grade, they sometimes get like a little present.
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Now, Quinn, I really think...
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I'll handle this. You're absolutely right, sweetheart.
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You get an A, you should be rewarded. Here ya go!
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Thanks, Dad.
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Wait. Isn't that a double standard?
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You just gave her a twenty for getting one A.
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What about all the As I get for free?
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Yeah, but this is a special occasion, so Quinn gets a special reward!
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It's a motivational thing.
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But won't that demotivate your other daughter, whose work is consistently good?
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Yes, Jake, where are you going with this?
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I wasn't finished.
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Daria should have a consistent reward for her consistently good work.
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And Quinn should have a special one-time reward for her one-time effort!
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But what about a higher reward for maintaining a standard of excellence over time?
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Perhaps with compound interest?
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Here, just take it!
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Helen, I told you I was no good at this parenting crap!
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Hey, Quinn, you're famous!
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Oh, you guys. I'm just really popular.
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He's talking about your essay in the Lawndale Lowdown.
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The school paper?!
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It's in the Smart Thoughts column.
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I'm ruined.
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"Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer.
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It's great, isn't it?
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"No light shines through these four brick walls.
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For the school is my prison, and its teachers my imprisoners."
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I'll bet you didn't even know that the word "imprisoners" existed.
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Yeah, but now I can't wait to use it.
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Why exactly is this great?
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Because now Quinn's going to see firsthand what is feels like to be a brain.
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Listen to this.
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"Like a hamster on one of those wheel things,
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school runs us around and around until we yearn for the little food pellet.
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But only more homework awaits."
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You know, it's like she read my mind.
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Right after you suffered a severe blow of the head.
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Could you put that away? They're everywhere.
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What are you doing here? Bomb scare at your table?
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Keep it down, okay?
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I'm trying to keep a low profile since the paper came out.
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Lucky for you, the Pulitzer committee already finished eating.
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They had the meatloaf.
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You must be very excited about what people are calling you.
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What?
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"Brains" Morgendorffer.
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Come on, because of one little essay?
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It's a slippery slope. Behold, the future.
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Last week, they were trying out for football, then they won one debate tournament.
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What am I gonna do? I can't be a brain!
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My friends will hate me!
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Yes, but just think of all the new friends you'll make in Chess Club.
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Maybe I can steal all the newspapers before anyone else reads them.
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Hey, wait a minute, "Brains."
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You don't even have lunch this period, do you?
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Of course not! I cut Science to talk to you.
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You think I'd sit with you while my grade is at lunch?
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About that being mistaken for a brain thing?
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I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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Why do you have to study during study hall, anyway?
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Quinn's tutoring me in English so I can stay on the football team. Mr. O'Neill set it up.
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Kevvy, I could tutor you! I speak English too, you know.
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Babe, I've got a plan.
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I'll bet you do, you, you high school Casablanca!
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No, babe, I'm doing this for us.
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I'm going to, like, observe the way a brain acts, and then we could act that way and be cool, too.
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Oh, Kevvy. You're so smart. You're already a brain in my eyes.
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Thanks, babe.
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Only Quinn could turn being smart into a fad.
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Don't worry. Today it's brains, tomorrow pierced tongues, then the next day, pierced brains.
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Well, it's not like it's going to get her anywhere.
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So then Mr. O'Neill said I could skip the rest of his class and go to lunch early
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because I was catching on so fast.
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Isn't that great?
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You asked to see me?
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Daria, you know I'm a big, big fan of your writing.
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But lately, it seems kinda of, I don't know, flat.
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I'm looking for something a little more... jazzy!
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You want me to put in a drum solo?
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I was wondering how you'd feel about some one-on-one tutoring.
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Sort of a mini writing workshop.
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There's somebody I want you to meet.
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She should be here any ...
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Hi, you wanted me to... ...help somebody?
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Do you two know each other?
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I should have said, "I don't need tutoring to write like her.
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Just some big crayons."
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Tough day.
251
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I'm not letting it get to me.
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Yeah, I can see that.
253
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Look everyone! I wrote another poem while I was eating my fries.
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My turn to read!
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"The greasy fry, it cannot lie.
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Its truth is written on your thighs."
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Wow. Quinn. That's amazing.
258
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Beautiful.
259
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Genius.
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I know!
261
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Hold it. I think I feel a poem coming on.
262
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Sorry, false alarm.
263
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Yeah, I might do writing for a career.
264
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It's not like real work or anything.
265
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Really. I mean, how hard it is to type stuff?
266
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And there are lots of opportunities.
267
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,520
Like, did you know they pay money for those poems inside greeting cards?
268
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:31,340
Oh no! I've been giving my poems away for free!
269
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Did a mime crawl in here and die?
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I'm putting together an outfit.
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For your information, this is how deep people dress.
272
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Yeah, deeply affected people.
273
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Thank you. By the way, do you know what existential means?
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Because today someone told me my writing was existential,
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so I thought I should coordinate, you know, with wardrobe.
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Yeah, that's what Camus would have done.
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For your purposes, existential means
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"pseudo-intellectual poser with accessories from the street fair."
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Listen, I'm still available if you want help with your writing.
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Does this black match?
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Matches my mood.
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Can renegade surgeons transplant your brain while you sleep?
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The frightening truth, next on Sick, Sad World.
284
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Is something bothering you, Daria?
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No.
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You know, it's all right to have a heart to heart with Dad.
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I've been known to do a little parenting in my time.
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It's okay.
289
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,610
What's on your mind? I'm up on the issues.
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00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,190
Drugs, peer pressure... or is it a problem with your gang?
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It's more of a personal issue.
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It's not... hygiene or anything...
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00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,410
Dad, let's say you have an identity that you didn't even like...
294
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Oh, sure! Like, one day you wake up middle aged and resenting the hell out of it.
295
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Um, okay.
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But even though you don't like this identity, somebody suddenly comes along and steals it from you.
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And you're upset. You earned that resentment, it's your right.
298
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:13,380
Well, it's more like, you didn't want this identity, but if they take it away, you've got nothing.
299
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What do you do?
300
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,430
They took your identity, Daria? Then you walk away.
301
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You change your name, move to another state, get some ID.
302
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,760
It's not too late to start over, Daria, it's not too late!
303
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You're still a young man!
304
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You don't have to live with your mistakes!
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Get out while you can!
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00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,740
Um, you're not going to shake me, are you?
307
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What I meant was, you hang in there and everything's going to work out
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Dad, talking to you has made me feel better about myself.
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That's what I'm here for, kiddo.
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Backup singer. Ha!
311
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Yeah, I just found out poems don't even have to rhyme.
312
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How easy is that?
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There's a problem, Quinn. We need to talk.
314
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What problem?
315
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It seems that other girls are following your weirdo example
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and abandoning their fashion statements to wear all black.
317
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,430
Dressing in black is a fashion statement.
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It's deep, it's meaningful, and it's slenderizing.
319
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,440
Not according to this.
320
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:20,310
Everyone knows that eggplant is the current neutral.
321
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,430
Well, I can't help it if I have influence around here.
322
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People admire me for my brains.
323
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,750
That's not how the Fashion Club works.
324
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:34,210
You're officially ordered to take a fashion sabbatical until you get your priorities straight.
325
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,250
I'm concerned about Quinn.
326
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:45,690
We need someone close to her to make her see the error of her ways.
327
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But who?
328
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,920
I had a plan. We'll talk to that girl she knows.
329
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You're so smart, Sandi!
330
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And you'll notice I don't make, like, a big thing about it.
331
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,980
But that girl is so weird.
332
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,600
She freaks me out.
333
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:03,390
That's why I'm president of the Fashion Club.
334
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,730
I'll handle her.
335
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,260
What do you think that was about?
336
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,470
I supposed we'll never know.
337
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,480
Jane, look carefully.
338
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,060
Have I grown another head?
339
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,530
No, just the two.
340
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:24,930
See ya.
341
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:27,890
What's wrong with her?
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Nothing.
343
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,200
Anything a little brain power could fix?
344
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,460
I think she's had about her fill of that.
345
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Can I ask you something?
346
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I guess. What?
347
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,240
You don't think I'm a brain, do you?
348
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,200
The thought never crossed my mind.
349
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Mine, either.
350
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:46,490
I mean, I really like the way this getting to Daria, but I'm starting to feel like a phoney.
351
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,620
You're starting to feel like a phoney?
352
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:52,880
So I wrote a stupid essay! What's everyone making such a big deal about?
353
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:58,250
Well, you know, condition people to expect nothing and the least little something gets them all excited.
354
00:16:58,290 --> 00:16:59,400
Ask Pavlov.
355
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,640
The custodian?
356
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:05,450
Whoa. Never mind. Return to your world, and I'll return to mine.
357
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,510
Hmm... by the way, anything eating away at your soul?
358
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,380
Her writing's bad.
359
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,980
Don't people know the difference between good and bad?
360
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,370
She's cute. There's different standards for cute people.
361
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,510
You mean, no standards.
362
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,230
Right.
363
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:25,280
Isn't there ever a time when how you look doesn't affect how you're judged?
364
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:29,500
When you donate an organ, unless it's your eyes. Listen, it's no big deal.
365
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,780
The thing is, if she's a brain, what do I get to be?
366
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:33,760
You're still a brain.
367
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,490
Yeah, but she's a brain with bouncy hair.
368
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,770
I can't compete.
369
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,880
Okay, then you get to be... a super-brain.
370
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,090
An even bigger outcast than before.
371
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,030
I don't think I can survive being a super-brain.
372
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:49,870
Then she's got to be stopped. But how?
373
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,490
Oh, I know how.
374
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,280
I just haven't been able to bring myself to do it... until now.
375
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,320
Yes?
376
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:03,620
Wait.
377
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,130
No, um, it's a mistake. We thought...
378
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,280
If you squinted hard enough, maybe I'd look like a different Morgendorffer?
379
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,260
Look, do you really want Quinn back?
380
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,540
Yes.
381
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,740
A thousand times yes.
382
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:15,600
Bring her back!
383
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,170
You gotta bring her back!
384
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:20,740
Do exactly what I say, and I'll deliver the goods.
385
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,510
Hi! Could you get me a soda?
386
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,420
Hey, dudes! Whazzup?
387
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,660
Quinn! Your dates are here!
388
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:08,320
Actually, we're here to ask Daria out.
389
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:10,860
You know, your other daughter.
390
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,070
By the way, how's Quinn?
391
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,310
Shut up, Jamie!
392
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:14,600
Hi, Quinn.
393
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,670
Hi, Daria.
394
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,340
Well, I'm off for my dates.
395
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,970
One... two...
396
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,160
Ugh! Wait! You win, all right?
397
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,250
Yeah, I didn't even write the essay.
398
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,470
I found it in the garbage and handed it in.
399
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,810
The whole thing was, like, a runaway train.
400
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,410
Well, that still doesn't explain black clothes, but I guess I can let it slide.
401
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,500
Don't worry, I'm through being an intellectual.
402
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,930
I'm too well-adjusted.
403
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,640
Messing with the mind can be so dangerous.
404
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,830
Tell me about it.
405
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,570
I guess things are back to normal.
406
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,850
Fashion: good.
Thinking: bad.
407
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,330
Yeah. We win.
408
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,560
I'm on top of the world.
409
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Written by Rachel Lipman
www.outpost-daria.com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com
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Réponses au blindtest :
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Helen angry at Quinn
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom
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00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,560
Quinn asking Daria for help
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom
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00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,560
Jake bribing Quinn and Daria
The Charlatans UK - How High
415
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:14,570
Daria and Jane walking to school
Iggy Pop - Lust for Life
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00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:16,570
Daria at locker
Pond - Spokes
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00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,570
Quinn and Daria with Mr. O'Neill
The Kottonmouth Kings - Suburban Life
418
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,570
Quinn putting together outfit
Talvin Singh - Jaan
419
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,570
Quinn at cafeteria
Ric Ocasek - Next Right Moment
420
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,570
Fashion Club talking to Quinn
Salt 'N Pepa - Gitty Up
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00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,570
Jane's room
Our Lady Peace - Clumsy
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00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,570
Daria dresses up like Quinn
Monaco - What Do You Want From Me
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00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,570
closing credits
Supergrass - Alright
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