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VIC:
Happy Holidays from the DMV.
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The most wonderful time
of the year.
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Mm. And maybe, just maybe
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the spirit of the season
will lift
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everyone up.
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[both laugh]
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No way.
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Ah, Noa's doing okay.
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I heard he and Mary broke up.
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He's finally single, huh?
Think our girl Colette knows?
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♪ A-dashing through the snow♪
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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh,
hey, hey♪
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♪ O'er the fields we go, hi♪
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♪ Laughing all the way,
good sirs♪
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♪ Laughing all the way...♪
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-I'll let her know.
-COLETTE: Ha, ha, ha.
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-Yeah.
-Good morning. Bye!
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♪ ♪
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Oh, excuse me. [laughs]
Hey, Colette.
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-How's it going?
-Hey...
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No, no, no.
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No sympathetic "heys," please.
I'm totally fine,
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-and I wish Mary well.
-Oh.
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-Oh, that's great. Awesome.
-Yeah. Thank you.
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Season's D-M-Veetings.
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Who's ready for their
holiday bonus?
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-Me.
-Yeah. Of course.
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I went all Oprah and put them
underneath your seat.
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-Oh.
-[laughs]
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Mine's missing cash. It's just
a photo of a death cult.
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I also sent one
to Ray Henderson.
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The director of
the California DMV.
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[murmuring]
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So he can open it
at the DMV holiday party
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at the Airport Harrington Suites
Sacramento.
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So you think this guy Ray
is gonna put this card
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on the non-denominational
holiday tree?
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The best branch
on the best branch.
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It'll be harder for Ray
to shut us down
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if he can put a face
to the name.
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That's why I named all the cows
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on my uncle's farm,
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so he couldn't slaughter them.
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Aw, you saved them.
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Till Burgerfest.
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Then he made me fire
a captive bolt pistol
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straight to Buttercup's skull.
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-Ooh.
-Oh, my God.
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Okay. Let's go get 'em, team.
Come on.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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[laughs]
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Oh, man. My buddy Kevin,
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he just sent me a photo
of a fish with two heads.
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-[laughs]
-You got to love that guy.
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You know, my chair
no longer upsets me
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because my buddy Kev is
working on a replacement.
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Yeah.
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Well, I am going
to go do an exam.
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-Ah.
-GREGG: If the car
has reindeer antlers,
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I'll be back really soon.
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[both laughing]
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Wait, how is "Kevin"
texting Gregg?
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Isn't he the helpline guy that
turned out to be an AI chatbot?
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Because, as of a week ago, Kevin
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-stopped answering the phone.
-Oh.
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And then Gregg got super sad
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because he thought
his new bestie was ghosting him.
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Poor Greggy.
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I know. I felt terrible,
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so I did the only thing I could.
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You told him Kevin's not real.
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I bought a burner and
started texting him as Kevin.
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What's, uh,
what's the endgame here?
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Just pretend to be Kevin
for the rest of your life?
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For the rest of Gregg's life.
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-Oh.
-Oh, and speaking
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of things that are dead,
how's about Noa and Mary?
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Thought you'd be
straddling his cubicle by now.
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No, I'm just--
We're taking it slow.
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I'm gonna keep
giving him driving lessons,
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and just, uh, let our connection
develop naturally, you know.
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Mm. Great plan,
if you're trying to bag
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an ugly person.
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Hotties like Noa and I
don't last long.
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Yeah, he's on the market
three days tops
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before the thirsties
come a-slurpin'.
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Vic, I wish that you would
give women a little more credit.
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Uh-oh.
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-Window's already closing.
-No, it's not. Stop.
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VIC:
Yup, the thirsties
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have come to slurp.
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♪ ♪
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-Gregg, Gregg, Gregg.
-Hmm?
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Say you're suddenly single,
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and you look like Noa, how long
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-do you wait...
-20 minutes.
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Okay, yeah, I got--
I got to move fast.
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-Mm.
-'Cause we had
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a real spark, Gregg.
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I-I felt it, I know he felt it.
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And then, if Mary
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hadn't have come along,
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that spark would've
turned into a fire.
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-Fire at a DMV? Count me in.
-That's just the thing,
you know.
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It's really hard
to get alone time
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-with him here at work.
-Yeah.
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But if you set this place
on fire...
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The post office
pooped in our stocking.
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They sent our card back.
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GREGG:
Oh.
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Ray Henderson was
supposed to open this
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during the holiday party
in Sacramento.
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It was the key
to our whole salvation.
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-Wait, how far is Sacramento?
-[grunts]
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Six hours by car.
A lifetime by career.
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Six-hour car ride.
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Music. Conversation.
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-Mm.
-[gasps]
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NOA:
Great idea to drive
Barb's card up.
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And it's good practice
for my driving test.
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A-Are you sure you're free
to be my licensed driver?
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-I could make it work.
-Okay. All right.
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-Sacramento, here we come.
-Where are you two going?
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Without me and my famous
pimento sandwiches.
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Hit the gas. Hit the gas.
Hit the gas. We got to go.
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Well, now I can give
Ray Henderson the card,
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and the five of us can go
to the corporate holiday party.
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-Five of us?
-I can't wait to see
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Kevin's face when we get
to Big Sac's party.
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-[Colette groans]
-[laughs]
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VIC:
Uh, but, uh,
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what if he's not there?
Shouldn't you text him
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-to be sure?
-GREGG: Oh, no.
He told me last week
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he's gonna moon everybody
at the holiday party. [laughs]
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This dude sounds hilarious.
Oh, wait. [grunts]
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Vic, why are you so clever?
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BARB:
All right, Colette,
move your duff.
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I got to sit in the cockpit or
I get carsick something fierce.
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[sighs]
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COLETTE:
Hey, Barb. Barbershop quartet.
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Care to swap? Want to stretch
those gammy gams?
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Already? It's only been
three hours.
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Yo, Gregger.
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Get any, uh, texts recently?
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Like, maybe Kevin had
a medical event and can't make
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the DMV party? Or...
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Are you crazy?
Tanya tracks my phone.
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I left it at the DMV.
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-I'm screwed.
-COLETTE: You are?
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The whole point of this was
to have alone time with Noa.
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Now, half the DMV is in the van.
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Dodo bird, we're in a van.
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Going to a party.
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You think paratroopers
enjoy the plane ride? No.
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It's when they hit the ground
and start...
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[grunts, imitates gunfire]
...killing people.
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That's when the fun begins.
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Okay, you're right.
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About the party,
not the killing. But, yeah,
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atmosphere, drinks,
we, like, dance
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to the perfect song. That's how,
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that's how
we'll rekindle our spark.
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You're gonna wear women's
clothes to the party, right?
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Mm?
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Hey, Noa.
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Would you pull over
to that mall? I got to tinkle.
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Sure. Exiting... Blinker.
Oh, whoa!
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Whoa! Oh, my God.
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-It was a surprise Corolla.
-Oh, my God.
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-This is a long pee.
-[scoffs] Women, am I right?
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Waiting in line for a stall.
It's, like, hello,
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squat in the urinal.
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Oh, wow.
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♪ Wow, watch me work it out,
watch me♪
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♪ Break it down like♪
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♪ It's what they talking 'bout♪
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♪ How you like me now?♪
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♪ Wow♪
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♪ How you like me now?♪
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-Oh.
-Sorry.
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-What is this mess?
-COLETTE: Recover. Get up.
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I'm good.
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I'm good. If I'm going to
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the Big Sac holiday party,
I'm bringing corporate fire.
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-And it's Christmas.
-Oh.
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BARB:
We splurged.
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NOA:
Colette, you look so glamorous.
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COLETTE:
It was nothing.
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There was a sale.
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What? No, there wasn't.
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You maxed out two credit cards
'cause you...
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Go, go, Sacramento.
Huh? I'm in the front.
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♪ Silent night, holy night...♪
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Welcome to the Sac.
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♪ All is calm,
all is bright...♪
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Okay, team. You need to help me
find Ray Henderson.
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What does he look like again?
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White man, 50s, graying hair.
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Seems like he would stick out
in a room full of executives.
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Hey, anyone want a drink?
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Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
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Could I have a, uh, eggnog?
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-Okay. Coming up.
-COLETTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The window's closing.
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I'm gonna go talk to the DJ.
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GREGG:
Hey, Barb, you nervous?
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I have bubble guts.
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-Oh.
-BARB: I'm gonna be
shaking hands
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with Ray Henderson. Paw to paw.
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Well, you just need
to have confidence
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and a nice, firm handshake.
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You want to practice
what you're gonna say to him?
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Uh...
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Director Henderson.
I'm Boob. Ah. Damn it.
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-Yikes.
-You seem like you
got that dialed in.
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I'm gonna look and see
if I can find Kevin.
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Not if I find him first. Uh...
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Time to bring in the big dogs.
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Dear Santa, I have been
a very good Barb this year.
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And I know I asked
for a Hoverboard 3000,
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but what I really want
is a Hoverboard 3000
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and to know where Ray Henderson
is as, like, one present.
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Ray Henderson?
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He's the big guy
over there in the suit.
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BARB:
Of course.
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Thank you.
Thank you, real Santa.
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"Gurd" evening. [laughs]
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Would you like to get in
on the DMV charity raffle?
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This year, we're "Putting
the Brakes on Lupus." Ah!
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Back it up, lupus.
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Beep. Beep.
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-[laughs]
-Uh, no, I already donated.
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No, you haven't. No one has.
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Uh, great. Hey, do you know
this guy named Kevin?
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He works here.
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Employee services.
Really nice guy.
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He loves fishing.
He may have mooned everyone.
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Holy night.
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I think I would've
remembered that.
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-Do he have a last name?
-Oh, uh...
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-Actually, I don't know.
-Let me check
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my DMV directory.
[imitates whirring]
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Okay, I see
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what's happening here.
You're the directory.
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00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:12,334
-Ooh, overshot.
Those are the Qs. [laughs]
-Uh-oh.
246
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,944
You're not looking
for a Quevin, are you?
247
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,294
-No.
-Well, what's his extension?
248
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,427
Uh, 7576. I do remember that.
249
00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,517
7576 is our automated helpline.
250
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,738
There has to be a Kevin.
I talk to a Kevin.
251
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,958
Oh, Kevin is a AI chatbot.
252
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,786
But, uh, we went
with a cheaper contractor,
253
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,571
so the voices sound different.
254
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,963
-[laughs]
-Huh.
255
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,399
Theresa!
256
00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,358
I know you want to put
the brakes on lupus.
257
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,490
Don't your cousin got it?
258
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,449
How did Kevin text me?
259
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,973
Gregg, I found him.
260
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,542
ROLAND:
I'm Kevin.
261
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,240
I have a cold if my voice
sounds different to you.
262
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,113
Sounds good to me.
263
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,942
[both laughing]
264
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,118
No, it was a good idea
to practice my driving.
265
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,947
Well, you know what's
therapeutic after a long drive?
266
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,385
-Stretching your legs on,
say, a dance floor.
-Oh.
267
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,169
You and me dancing.
268
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,823
Yeah, why not?
269
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,520
-Yeah? Let's go. Let's hit it.
-[grunts] Good idea.
270
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,131
-Yeah. [laughs]
-All right.
271
00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,611
-[exhales forcefully]
-Oh.
272
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,004
Does my breath smell
like pimento?
273
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,179
Just candy canes.
274
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,354
Good. I had ten of them.
275
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,921
Cleared out the mini tree.
276
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,010
-Ah.
-Time to take a run
at Ray Henderson.
277
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,534
Good, good. Over there
somewhere. Thanks, Barb.
278
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,579
Ho, ho, hold on.
279
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,625
-[laughs]
-Oh, my God.
280
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,497
If I guess your name,
you have to donate to lupus.
281
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,890
-What? What?
-SALLY: How about that?
282
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,935
No clues, no clues.
I'm really good at this.
283
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,330
Bobby Ann. Susan.
284
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,636
-No.
-NOA: No.
-SALLY: You don't look like
285
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,029
-an Amanda.
-No.
-What's going on?
286
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,509
-Ruth.
-Colette.
287
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,945
No, no. I'm Sally.
288
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,817
-COLETTE: Oh.
-Just give me a second.
289
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,383
-I feel like I'm close.
-COLETTE: You know what, Sally?
290
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,602
-I'm just gonna...
Yup, yup, yeah.
-Yes.
291
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,996
-Please find a cure.
-[laughing]
292
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,738
Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. [sighs]
293
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,478
Feliz Navidad!
294
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,960
Wow, Kevin. I was starting to
think you didn't actually exist.
295
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,484
[laughs]
296
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,791
I'm Kevin. I like fishing,
297
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:05,273
the Dodgers, and... and
298
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,275
growing up in a predominantly
white neighborhood.
299
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,972
Yeah, that's great, Kevin.
300
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,713
You know,
the party's about to end,
301
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,411
aren't you gonna moon everybody?
302
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,112
I don't know what sick game
y'all two are playing, but
303
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,331
it ought to pay more
than 20 bucks. I'm out.
304
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,116
Can I get my 20 back, man?
305
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,205
GREGG:
You knew Kevin was a computer,
306
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,902
and you kept it up
just to mess with me.
307
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,078
Honestly, bro, I wasn't trying
to mess with you.
308
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,342
You were just so happy.
I didn't want that to end.
309
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,257
Yeah? Well, you're in luck.
310
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,216
'Cause I'm thrilled.
311
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,044
VIC:
You are?
312
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,915
Oh, that was sarcastic.
313
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:42,310
♪ Getting cold,
let's get out of the snow♪
314
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,485
♪ Kiss under the mistletoe♪
315
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,617
♪ I'm so excited♪
316
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,010
♪ And I know I wonder...♪
317
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,925
-What a beat.
-Yeah.
318
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,363
♪ I'm wishing you
a Merry Christmas♪
319
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,323
-Yeah.
-[both laugh]
320
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,064
♪ Merry Christmas♪
321
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,849
♪ Ah, I'm wishing you
a merry Christmas...♪
322
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,112
What's going on?
323
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,506
I'm sorry. E-Every time
I hear "Merry Christmas,"
324
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,552
I just hear...
I hear "Mary Christmas,"
325
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,294
-so, um...
-Oh, yeah.
326
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,427
-I can't get her out of my head.
-Yeah, yeah.
327
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,169
-Mary...
-Uh, it's just that
they're different words, so...
328
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,040
-Just think of it like that.
-I think I need a minute.
329
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,476
COLETTE:
Mm.
330
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:23,090
Should've gone with "Back That
Azz Up" like the DJ suggested.
331
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,309
[sighs]
332
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,355
Director Henderson!
333
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,794
Barbara Berry.
Manager, East Hollywood DMV.
334
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,883
-Oh, roast my chestnuts!
-[screams]
335
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,060
-[people gasping]
-[people screaming]
336
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,285
BARB:
Mr. Henderson.
337
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,680
[Barb and Ray groaning]
338
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,899
[Colette exhales]
339
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,253
-Hey, there.
-Hey.
340
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,038
Um, what was all that commotion?
341
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,518
-I heard someone
ask for a chainsaw?
-Oh.
342
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,955
Yeah, Barb delivered our card.
343
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783
-Ah.
-Yeah.
344
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,046
So you're not okay?
345
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,699
We-- Sorry. We don't
have to talk about it.
346
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,789
No, no, it's just... [sighs]
347
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,313
-Mary pissed me off.
-Oh.
348
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,793
Well, she casually says that
349
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,272
she's planning a surfing trip
to Mexico.
350
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,492
-That's not so bad.
-With her ex.
351
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,928
-[inhales]
-For a month.
352
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,756
-Oof. Yikes.
-Yeah.
353
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,192
-What'd you say?
-Well, I said,
354
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,673
"You can do whatever
you want," and...
355
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,109
and we haven't spoken since.
356
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,242
Mm.
357
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,939
Hey, um...
358
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,028
Look, I-I'm being a bummer.
You go have fun.
359
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,379
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
give you some advice
360
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,033
that I never seem able
to take myself,
361
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,470
but you should tell Mary
362
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,298
how you feel,
363
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,039
or else it will...
364
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,345
-Mm.
-...it'll eat at you.
365
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,825
Yeah.
366
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,870
Guess I could send her a text
367
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,829
just laying it all out.
I could...
368
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:50,830
-[exhales]
-You should do that.
369
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,788
NOA:
Yeah, yeah, okay.
370
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,486
[grunts, sighs]
371
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,314
Okay. Let's do this.
372
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,925
"Dear Mary..."
373
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,622
Comma, space, space.
374
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,844
-"This is Noa."
-Yeah, boy,
she knows who you are.
375
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,019
-Y... Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
376
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,716
-So, we can, we can start again.
-Okay.
377
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get rid of that. Oy.
378
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,372
Hey, man.
379
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,940
I'm not talking to you.
Or Kevin.
380
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,073
-You know there's not a real...
-I know.
381
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,641
♪ Jingle bells,
jingle all the way...♪
382
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,165
Listen, I'm really sorry, bro.
383
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,386
It's just,
I know how bad it sucks
384
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,214
to find out
a relationship is fake.
385
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,260
I had this foster dad, Dave.
386
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,828
He was super cool,
387
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,091
and then, one day,
he dumped me for these twins.
388
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,224
Just to get the extra
caretaker check.
389
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,182
I mean, they were
definitely an upgrade.
390
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,011
I broke his guitar and set
the curtains on fire and stuff.
391
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,362
All that being said...
392
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,973
still hurt.
393
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,844
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't know that.
394
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,543
I guess I'm not
really mad at you.
395
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,632
I'm actually mad at the DMV.
396
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,504
They don't care about me.
397
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,898
They don't care about any of us.
398
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,856
They don't even care
about their robots.
399
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,207
They probably sold Kevin
for parts by now.
400
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,341
You really don't get
what AI is, do you?
401
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,995
No, I don't.
402
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,910
Mm?
403
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,222
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
404
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,051
Barkeep, you got any antacids?
405
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:25,533
♪ Out jumps good old
Santa Claus...♪
406
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,231
Don't go fishing for the lime
'cause I ate 'em all.
407
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,885
[laughs]
408
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,321
-What's your gas, sass?
-Came up here
409
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,584
to give the director a holiday
card to save our branch,
410
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,457
wound up tackling him
into the tree.
411
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,285
[laughs] Been there.
412
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,679
[scoffs] Now, East Hollywood
could be shut down
413
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,029
because I'm a terrible manager.
414
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,682
Don't worry about it.
415
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,771
Ray is not gonna remember that.
416
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,904
He gets blackout drunk
every year at this party.
417
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,298
[grunts]
You'll tarnish his image.
418
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:55,171
Girl, I am his snack queen
and his e-mail machine.
419
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,912
Uh, aka executive assistant.
420
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,609
[squeals] Wait.
421
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,394
You work with
Director Henderson?
422
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,917
Here? In Big Sac?
423
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,746
[laughs] That is the dream.
424
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,878
You're a manager in Hollywood.
425
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,186
EastHo, NoHo. Honestly,
426
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,754
I love all the Hos. Sally Sloan.
427
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,842
Barb Berry.
428
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,626
-Nice equipment.
-[laughing]
429
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,280
Thank you.
430
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,630
It's cool you came, Barb.
431
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:20,675
Unlike the other Hos,
432
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,329
you put a face to the name.
433
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:26,246
♪ Makes it harder
to close you down.♪
434
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,422
Mm.
435
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,946
This is a fine branch you got.
436
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600
How about I take it
to the bathroom
437
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,428
and bake it
under the hand dryer,
438
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,343
and then, I can give it to Ray
when he sobers up?
439
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,822
That would be amazing.
440
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,999
Hey, Sally, you dropped
your antler hat.
441
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,435
Oh, thank you.
442
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,784
Nice rack.
443
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,220
I got the same set.
444
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,179
Well, mine's a Blitzen.
445
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,050
Of course, 'cause Blitzen
446
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,747
-does all the hard work...
-Yes.
447
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:50,879
...while old red nose...
448
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,750
BOTH:
Takes all the credit.
449
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,883
Oh, you are great.
450
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,668
-So, send?
-Yeah.
451
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:58,800
-[phone whooshes]
-It's a good text.
452
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,628
You did-- It's, like, perfect.
453
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,544
[laughs] Thank you.
454
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,546
Thank you.
455
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,113
Yeah.
456
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,160
Do I have something in my nose?
457
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,249
-Your no-- No, no.
-[laughs]
458
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,252
No, you don't. I just,
I think that you're...
459
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,253
You're...
460
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,429
You're great.
461
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,344
You know, you're...
462
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,433
you're Colette.
463
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,044
BOTH:
Yeah.
464
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,567
♪ One, two, three, four...♪
465
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,872
Phone away.
466
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,571
You and me. Let's dance.
467
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,226
[gasp] Okay. Sorry.
468
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,705
[laughs]
469
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,665
["Sweet Love"
by Stephen Sanchez playing]
470
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,841
-[laughing]
-[whooping]
471
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,932
♪ I was afraid for so long♪
472
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,109
♪ Breaking hearts
till the break of dawn♪
473
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,461
♪ Had in my hand
a guitar and a song♪
474
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,595
♪ Then I found ya,
and boy, I was so wrong♪
475
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,901
♪ 'Cause your sweet love♪
476
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,339
♪ It's got a hold
on me now, yeah♪
477
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,907
♪ And I ain't never
gonna let you go, no, no♪
478
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,128
♪ Your sweet love,
it's got a hold on me now♪
479
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,827
♪ And I ain't never
gonna let you go, no♪
480
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,526
♪ Do I need saving?♪
481
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,964
♪ Are you the savior
sent to set me free from all♪
482
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,835
♪ My misbehaviors?♪
483
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,663
♪ Who would've guessed
that I'd be...♪
484
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,752
[truck honking]
485
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,885
♪ There ain't no heaven
like the weight of my heart♪
486
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,496
♪ Said, "Your sweet love's♪
487
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,411
♪ "Got a hold on me now, yeah♪
488
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,761
♪ And I ain't never
gonna let you go."♪
489
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,069
After meeting Sally,
I think our branch is safe.
490
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,898
-Mm.
-As long as we don't cause
any headaches.
491
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,465
How is 12 hours in a van
492
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,120
better on my back
than the dumb desk chair?
493
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,773
Want me to karate kick you
in the back?
494
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,035
Hmm.
495
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,995
GREGG:
No. You know what?
496
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,692
-I got a better idea.
-Hmm?
497
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,738
I'm gonna sue the DMV.
498
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,655
Have a nice weekend, Barb.
499
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,744
You too, Gregg McMuffin.
500
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,267
-Bye, Vickles.
-See you.
501
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,705
I'll see you Monday.
502
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,143
-Yeah, I'll see you Monday.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
503
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,536
Hey, I was wondering, um,
504
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,670
when you said that you
don't take your own advice
505
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,367
about telling people
how you feel...
506
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,108
what did, what did
you mean by that?
507
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,372
Okay, well, um...
508
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:17,939
NOA:
It's Mary.
509
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,029
Hey.
510
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,900
-Hey, Colette.
-Hey.
511
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,554
MARY:
Sorry, um, you're still
sharing your location,
512
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,252
-so, um...
-NOA: Yeah.
513
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,472
MARY:
I don't want to go to Mexico.
514
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,345
It was a plan from before we
met, and I was gonna cancel,
515
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,868
but you didn't seem
to care about it,
516
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,870
and then I got your text,
and now I know how you feel,
517
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,568
so I just...
I want to be with you.
518
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,136
[sighs] Hey.
519
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,311
I-I...
520
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,751
I want to be with you, too.
521
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,713
-I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
-[crying]
522
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,062
[Noa speaking indistinctly]
523
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,150
-MARY: It's okay.
-NOA: Okay?
524
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,325
MARY:
Yeah.
525
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,892
Hey, one second.
526
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,154
-Is that...?
-Yeah.
527
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,156
Um, sorry,
what were you gonna say?
528
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,506
[scoffs] Are you kidding?
Who cares?
529
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,334
-Okay. Yeah. [laughs]
-You got your girl back.
530
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,076
-Get out of here. [laughs]
-NOA: All right.
531
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209
NOA:
I'll-I'll see you Monday.
532
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,257
Maybe I'll catch you
at the next window.
533
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,655
Hey, guys, I found this
in the, uh, lost and found.
534
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,222
Anyone up for some
breakfast champagne?
535
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,875
Sorry, uh, breakfast,
536
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,138
uh, "carbonated wine product."
537
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,270
You do know it's 6:00 a.m.?
538
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,403
-Mm-hmm.
-GREGG: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
539
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,100
it beats going home to Tanya.
540
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,102
If one of us gets morning drunk,
541
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,191
all of us gets morning drunk.
542
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,975
-Yeah?
-Let's pop that sucker.
543
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,455
COLETTE:
Great.
544
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,893
To old friends
and new beginnings.
545
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,112
Yes.
546
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,679
[strains] Nope.
547
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,202
[straining]
548
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,074
-Not in the face.
-COLETTE: Ooh.
549
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,859
-VIC: Ooh!
-GREGG: Oh!
550
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,556
Holy...
551
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,602
Mmm...
552
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,864
It's revolting.
553
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:05,699
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554
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555
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,748
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