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into the city tomorrow.

Maybe we can meet for lunch?

Oh, you know what? I can't.

Pierre and I are going to Monaco and
we're leaving on a red -eye tonight.

Sounds sexy and glamorous as usual.

You know what?

Actually, I was going to call you.

Do you think maybe you could come over
and house -sit my plants, keep them

for me?

Well, can't you find somebody else to
take care of them?

I'll probably just kill them anyway.

Besides, I need to stick around here.

Oh, come on. You could just be me.

Maddie, we haven't done that since we
were kids.

No, no, no, no, no. It's perfect.

I have a massage scheduled with Rob
tomorrow, and it's too late to cancel.

you can be here. Pretend to be me. And
you know what? He's never even going to

know the difference.

No one is ever going to believe that I'm
you.

I mean...

You dress in these designer clothes and
live in this fabulous penthouse.

Me, I wear jeans and sweatpants and live
in the country.

No, come on, it's perfect. It's perfect.

What I was about to say was, I'm going
to be gone for a week.

And I didn't take off from the club
because I'm afraid to tell Sasha. You

she won't give me off if I just say,
hey, I want to go away with my

So you could come here, be me, and she's
never even going to know the date.

You are a stripper.

Um, exotic dancer.

And plus, you always wanted to know what
it would be like to be a bad girl like

me.

Besides, the money's good and you're
always complaining about how you need

money, right?

Yeah, but stripping? Come on.

Look, come over tomorrow. I'll leave the
key under the mat.

Get your massage with Rob. And you know
what?

Cinnamon will be here to help you. And
I'm only dancing three nights, so you're

going to be just fine.

Okay? So I'll see you in a week.

This is crazy.

Madison! It's free.

Somebody had fun.

Maddie!

Wow.

Maddie? Look at this.

Hello. Oh, hi.

Wow, Madison said you were identical
twins, but gee, I didn't know you guys

going to look exactly alike.

Well, we are identical.

I'm Cinnamon.

And I'm surprised I haven't met you
before.

Yeah, well, we like to keep our lives
kind of separate. I'm Morgan, by the

I'm sure your family isn't too thrilled
with Madison's career choice, seeing as,

you know, trippers don't rank high on
the Forbes 500 list. That's not it at

actually. We just chose different paths
in life.

You're the teacher, right?

Yeah, English as a second language.

I'm actually applying at a private
academy. I'm waiting for the dean to

in the meantime, I just kind of take
whatever comes along.

Excuse me.

This is Morgan.

Ms. Taylor, this is Dean Winters from
the Academy.

Of course, Dean Winters. How are you?

Yes, I'm fine.

Let me be frank. I like to meet all of
our prospective teachers at their homes

in order to get a sense of their culture
and sophistication.

Can we set up something for later next
week?

Oh, you would like to meet at my home
this week?

Well, yes, you do live in the city,
don't you?

Do I live in the city?

Of course. Of course I live in the city,
Mr. Winters.

So, yeah, this week would be perfect.
When are you thinking?

Three o 'clock on Thursday?

Thursday at three. Well, that would be
perfect.

And I'm coming to?

Yeah, you'll be coming to 1626

Bridgeport Way.

Fine. I'll see you then.

Okay, well, but... What did I just do?

You said it was a snooty place, and you
had to fit in.

And Madison screams of money, so it's
the perfect place.

All right, um, take off your shirt.

Why?

Because I want you to put the phone.

Oh, jeez. Don't tell me you're going to
be shy with me.

What? I'm taking off.

Stop it. It's not like I haven't seen
this before.

Yeah, well.

You know, if you're going to live in
Madison's world, you've got to dress

her. Okay, well.

And she would not be caught dead in
that. What? Why don't you put this on?

What's wrong with this?

Just put that on.

Let's see.

So, why are you being so shy?

What? I'm putting on the bra.

Wow.

You guys do have the same body. I would
have never believed her until now

that you can take her place on stage.

Exactly. What is she thinking?

I don't know that I can strip on stage.
I mean, I'm a teacher, not a dancer.

You know, don't even worry about it.
Your sister has natural talents, and I'm

sure you do. And after I teach you a
couple of moves, you'll, you know, knock

their socks off. You know what? If that
looks good, you know, get undressed.

What? Get undressed.

Why?

Because I want you to put this on,
because you're going to get a massage,

I'm here to make sure that you don't put
that on me, and Rob's on his way. So,

come on. Let's go.

You ready?

Yeah, we think.

Okay.

Okay,

let's go.

So, how do I become Madison for a whole
week?

Well, first, don't be nice to anyone,
because people around here are smart.

And in our crowd, vinegar goes further
than honey.

See, that's the stuff that I don't get.

How am I going to convince anyone that I
belong in her life?

Oh, that's easy.

Just pretend not to notice anyone and
they'll be all over you giving you

anything you want.

Is that what you and Maddie do?

Yes, but we have to.

Because in our business, give them an
inch and they take a mile for survival.

Except when you're dancing.

That's when you look them in the eye,
give them a wink.

And I guarantee you, you'll earn enough
to get a dozen of flashes.

He's here.

So what do I do?

Okay. Just answer the door and be
casual.

Casual. Casual.

Be yourself.

Well, not so much yourself.

I hope he can loosen her up.

Hey.

How you been, doll?

Um, great.

Sweet cake.

Have you been busy?

Just the usual work.

So, can I get you anything?

Tea or water before we start?

Um, no. I think just the normal Tuesday
massage.

The Tuesday massage?

Huh.

Yeah, that's right.

Tuesday's the fun.

My pleasure.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey.

What? You're so nervous today.

Come on.

Lay down, my lady. Okay.

You're really tight.

Yeah.

Heh.

You did pay the Tuesday massage, right?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

She never told me that.

She didn't know.

Why didn't you tell her?

Well, I wanted to see what it was like
through her eyes, you know?

What did you see?

She's a really good dancer.

She's a stripper.

We have to be.

Sasha.

Hey, Sasha.

Madison and I are, you know, using the
pole for a new routine. Is that okay?

Hi, Madison.

I like your top.

Yeah, that's fine. Just don't help
yourself to anything behind the bar. I

inventory this morning.

I really look forward to seeing your new
routine.

Okay,

you can talk now.

She's not going to be able to hear you.
She listens to her spoke so loud for

like three hours a day.

She's out there. Don't worry about it.

Geez, come on. I'll wipe the drool off
of you.

What is that all about, anyway?

I don't know.

She's just... Ever since she hired
Madison, she's had this thing for her,

Madison obviously uses it to her
advantage, and we all have to pay for

Come on. She can't hear me.

Who cares?

All right.

You ready?

No.

Okay, okay.

All right? What do I do? Okay.

Pose your friend.

Okay. Love the pose.

Part your feet.

Like this?

Mm -hmm.

Leg. Lie down.

You make it look so easy.

Oh, you'll get it. Don't worry. I don't
know.

What if I don't want to do the leg
thing?

Then... Then what can I do? Can I just
kind of... Yeah, you can... Okay,

now what?

Mic up.

This is Morgan.

Morgan, this is Colette Winters. I need
a favor.

Yes, whatever I can do for you.

Well, you're still tutoring at ESL until
a position opens up for you at the

academy. Is that correct?

Yes, I'm phasing out some students now,
and I'll be ready to start at the

academy whenever they need me.

I'll let Mr. Winters know how eager you
are for the position.

Actually, I was hoping you'd consent to
take on another student in the meantime.

Of course, whatever I can do to help,
Miss Winters.

How does Thursday at 6 sound?

Fine.

And your address?

1524 Sierra Way.

1524 Sierra Way?

That's in the country, isn't it?

How quaint.

And Morgan.

I'm counting on your discretion.

Mr. Winters wouldn't want any of the
other candidates to know how highly we

favor you.

Of course.

I want you to learn just enough English
to tell me how much you want me.

I'm counting on your discretion.

Like, it's a matter of national
security.

Please.

Oh.

1524 Sierra Way.

Isn't that in the country? How quaint.

Oh, Morgan!

Da, da, da, da! I meant 1626 Bridgeport
Way! Oh my god.

You know what?

Whatever. I need a glass of wine.

Okay, so... Right?

Side down.

Then I'll pick this guy over here.

Right? Do something like that.

That's it, right?

Perfect!

Good job.

Oh, good job, huh? Because you are a
good teacher.

Well, it takes one to know one.

I'm so far away from that life,
sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming.

A good one or a bad one?

Oh, just different.

You know, I think I've always envied
Maddie. Everything came so easy for her.

But this?

This ain't so easy.

You're having fun, right? Oh my gosh,
I'm having a blast.

I love Maddie's house.

And you know what? Her sheets are more
expensive than anything I own.

But sometimes I just feel like
Cinderella on borrowed finery, just

that other shoe to drop.

Well, I say don't worry about it.
Because once you get on stage, no one

ever guess that you're not Maddie. And
as soon as you're done dancing, you can

relax and enjoy her world for the rest
of the week.

I gotta tell you, I'm nervous as hell.
But I'm excited at the same time. I have

never done anything like this before.

Just wait.

You have an audience.

And it's the best high you'll ever
experience.

Tell you the truth, I can't wait.

This is Madison.

No, this is Madison.

Maddie, how are you?

Pierre's a shit and a miserable.

Oh, what happened?

Well, apparently, I'm not his first
course. Not even dessert, mind you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what you need to do?

You need to find yourself a beautiful
man and throw it in Pierre's face.

Easy for you to say. You're not the one
that's in love with him.

Oh, sweetie.

Actually, you know what? I'm really
tired of this place, and I just want to

home.

No, you can't.

Of course I can.

I'll just make sure that the change be
insured to his credit card.

Madison, you said that I could be you
for a week, and it's only been three

You know, I'm about to go on stage for
the first time tonight, and...

No, you can't come back here.

Well, go and dance tonight and then go
back to your place first thing in the

morning.

Please, Madison.

I'll clean all traces of Pierre from
your place.

That is what I have a housekeeper for.

Come on.

I did you a favor by keeping your plants
alive.

I mean, they're actually thriving. You
should see them.

And I let you get a massage from Rob.

Morgan, what is your problem?

You know what? If you mess this up for
me, I'm going to sleep with Sasha.

Oh, don't you dare.

You know, she would never leave me alone
if you did that.

Then don't come back for a week.

This is a game that you don't want to
play with me.

Do you understand?

You will not win.

Oh, I'm sorry, Maddie. I really am.

It's just...

You know, for the first time, I actually
feel confident.

And I know that it's the dancing that's
doing it. So, please, just let me do

this.

Please.

Pretty please?

Fine.

Fine, you win, okay?

Thank you.

It really means a lot to me.

Gosh.

All I wanted to do was just come home
and disappear, you know?

You know what?

You can go to my house.

I know that it's not as glamorous as
yours, but it is in the country.

I don't know. I don't know that I'll do
so well in the country.

But it's quiet, and it's pretty, and
it's got lots of fresh air.

Think of it as a rustic spa retreat.

Yeah, without a masseuse.

I don't know.

Hey. Yeah?

Why is this so hard, huh?

Because you let yourself dream about a
life with him.

Yeah, but is that so wrong?

No, it's not wrong.

It's just that he wasn't the right guy
for you.

You're going to be okay, though.

I hope.

Anyway.

You have fun tonight, and good luck,
okay?

Oh, thank you, Maddie. Thank you, thank
you, thank you.

I'll talk to you soon, okay?

Yeah, bye.

Can't wait to see your new routine. I
just came by to wish you luck.

Thanks.

Actually, I was hoping you'd meet me
here after the show. I got a fabulous

bottle of champagne from one of the
customers, and I don't have anyone to

it with.

Oh.

Um, you know what? I'm going out with
some friends, so... How about another

time?

Another time, then.

Great.

Oh.

loved it. I hear. Good job.

Where are you going?

I'm going out with Trey tonight.

Can I come?

Sasha ambushed me right before I went on
stage and she's like, let's have a

drink afterward.

Ooh, nightmare.

Hold on. Hey, Trey.

My friend Morgan's going out with us
tonight, okay?

Cool.

There you go. Okay.

Let me get dressed.

Okay.

Here you go.

Thank you, love.

Here's cinnamon.

I couldn't have done it without you.
You're welcome, baby.

Good job.

Tiffany, maybe I... No. Do you want me
to go? No, you stay.

Morgan.

It's me, Colette.

Oh, hi.

I'm sorry. I must have been in another
world.

Hi, Colette.

I'm so glad I ran into you.

That thing I wanted you to do for me,
don't bother. It didn't work out.

Don't worry. I'm still going to put in a
good word for you for my husband.

Great.

Thank you.

It's good to see you again, Morgan.

Mm -hmm.

Hey, good morning.

Got any coffee?

Yeah, I'll go make some.

I take lots of cream in mine.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me, but... You are Morgan?

I am yours tonight.

What?

You're a teacher?

Oh! Oh, you must be here for the English
lesson. Yeah, hi, I'm Morgan.

Nice to meet you.

Sorry, I must have totally... You don't
want to come in, please.

Oh, thanks. All right. This way.

Hey. Hey.

You know, Maddie keeps some gel packs in
here. Do you know where they are?

Um, they are kind of for the growing
fungus, so I threw them out.

God, what a night.

I know.

Can you hold up on the grinding, please?

My hangover's just kicking in.

Sorry.

So, did you have fun last night?

Um, I think so.

You know, there gets a point where you
just drink so much you can't tell

the difference between fun and being
totally drunk.

But it was a turn -on, though, wasn't
it?

First the dancing, then later in the
car.

You liked it, didn't you?

I can tell you liked it.

Too

good

lesson.

It's a good lesson.

I hope.

Very good.

This is very, very sophisticated.

Well, you know. Don't you feel that
taste?

It's so good.

I think I had a lot of wine.

Wine. Wine.

Glass. Glass. Glass.

Wine. Together.

So, this is a very nice place.

Yeah, it's interesting.

More wine?

More wine, yes.

It was so surreal being on stage and
having everybody watch me. It's almost

like I was outside of my body watching.

So what did you look like?

She looked amazing.

I couldn't take my eyes off you. It
would look like I was bewitched.

Or something witch you.

I have your credit card receipts in the
office.

Why don't you go tell Rick to hook you
up?

All right.

Did you want a drink?

Um, I have to dance.

Wow.

Here is two.

A great new routine, and hopefully many
more to come.

Actually,

Cinnamon choreographed my last routine.

Really? I had no idea you weren't using
your own material.

Well, most of it is still mine. I mean,
she just kind of did the last part.

You know, that opens up some
possibilities for us to work together.

I've choreographed a few dances myself,
and I'd love to do something for you.

You know what? That would be great.

In fact, there's this great move I've
been working on for a while. I think

be great at it.

So, uh... Sasha,

I would probably get that move much
better if you let me practice it in

a mirror for a little bit.

You know, I really need to get ready for
tonight.

Fine.

Anyways, the jack off comes back, right?

Tries to put his hand down Missy's
panties while she's giving him a lap

The crew cut and the bow tie? Yeah, him.
I hate that asshole.

I don't know why she left him in this
place.

So anyways, she tries to put his hand
down her panties and she thinks about

wanting... Get out.

Not you.

What the hell did you do to Sasha?

I didn't do anything.

Well, she came into the office in a
rage, which usually means someone's

get fired.

She's firing Rick?

Of course not. That's her freaking boy
toy.

But whatever you did, she sure heated
up. Because if I stayed in that office

longer, my head would have been on the
chopping block.

Well, she hit on me.

She does that all the time. What makes
that so different now?

I don't know. How does Madison deal with
it? Your sister kisses her ass. It

keeps her distance. What else?

Well, I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't perfect
the art of lesbian love.

It has nothing to do with Sasha's
kissing ass distance treatment or

That's how you have to do it when you
work in the club.

Especially when guys want to date you
because you're a stripper.

I guess I didn't get that memo.

It's not a stripper thing. It's a chick
thing. How the hell do you deal with

guys in your personal life?

Yeah. What guys?

I don't have any guys in my life.

Why do you think I find Maddie's life so
exciting? She has everything.

The house.

The designer clothes.

The men throwing themselves at her.

And you.

I'm so pathetic. I don't even have a
best friend.

Yeah. That is pathetic.

Oh, thanks.

That makes me feel so much better,
Cinnamon.

Come on, I'm serious. Look, you are a
beautiful, beautiful girl.

You have everything going on for you.

And anyone who had you or was with you
would be so lucky to have you.

Thanks.

Thanks for being a friend, I think.

Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself.

Goofy.

Oh, yeah.

I need to talk about me again.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

but leave your name and number and I'll
call you back.

Hey, Morgan.

It's Cinnamon.

Let's go shopping. Call me when you get
up.

Shopping.

Oh,

shit.

Dean Winters, please come in.

What a lovely piece.

Polynesian. Yeah, my sister actually
found that piece.

Yeah, my wife collects exotic things as
well.

Did you do the decorating?

I did, I did.

I admire your eye.

I usually don't care for such...

Clean lines, but you pulled it off quite
nicely.

Why, thank you.

Please. May I sit? Of course, of course.

Um, could I get you something to drink?

I'm sorry, may I get you a beverage?

No, no, no, I won't take up too much of
your time.

So tell me, why our academy?

I'm sorry?

Well, you've been waiting for a position
with us for a long time.

Why?

Well, I think that, um, I have... Does
this make you nervous?

What? My being here.

No, don't be silly.

No.

Yeah, it does.

Well, good. At least I know you're not
egomaniacal.

Look, I want to be honest with you,
Morgan.

Your resume is superlative.

And seeing how refined your tastes are
bodes quite well for your chances with

the Academy.

What I want to know is your motivations,
your ambitions.

Well, it's really simple.

Your academy is the best.

And that's what I want to be a part of.

So you're up for the task?

Absolutely.

You're ready for the pressure of
teaching in one of the most prestigious

institutions in our country?

Yes, I am.

Well, I'll be off.

So soon?

Thank you for your hospitality.

Are you sure you don't want to stay a
bit longer?

No, no, I think I have what I came for.

We'll keep in touch.

I know. That was a lot of fun, huh?

You know that whole thing, shout till
you drop? Yeah. I think that was us

So I got to know.

Yes. Does Maddie ever date anyone from
the club?

I think she hooks up with them
occasionally, but I don't think she

Except for Pierre.

Yeah.

What a prince he turned out to be, huh?
Yeah, but he's a rich prince.

Does it matter?

Let's see.

I'll take you anywhere you want to go
when you want. Yeah, yeah, I think that

does matter.

Why?

I could see if you were seriously
attracted to the guy, but just because

money? Come on.

Money equals security.

And in this business, you have to have
security before your tits hit the floor.

And speaking of titties, let's go see
and try on everything we bought today

thanks to Maddie's credit card.

Okay. Only if we get to finish all the
champagne. Oh, of course. We have to

finish all the champagne.

Jeez.

Okay,

let's see what we got. Okay.

Mmm.

Yeah.

That one looks cute.

It's red.

It's hot.

Yeah. What do you think?

I think you look really sexy in that.

You're so drunk.

It's not even funny.

So what's it to you?

Gosh.

But I think you still look sexy in that.

So what are you saying?

I think you should try it on.

Are you kidding?

Uh -oh.

Okay.

Wait.

You're an exotic dancer now.

Oh. Okay?

So, shake it like you mean it. Shake it
like I mean it. Yeah, take your time.

Okay.

There you go.

No choreographing.

You're

so

cute. I feel so ridiculous. I'm so
embarrassed right now looking at you.

Okay. Okay, so now what? I just dance?

Yeah.

Okay.

There you go.

Music's in your head.

Woo -hoo!

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you.

I've been meaning to tell you. And
something I want to tell you, too.

May I speak first?

Of course.

I grew up with an English -speaking
father.

That's why your English is so good.

I knew it wasn't my teaching.

My accent is so strong, so I agreed to
take lessons.

I came to your house intending to cancel
our class.

But then, from the first moment I saw
you, I thought it was destiny that we

meet.

You know, I felt something, too.

Something I never felt before.

I mean, when I'm with you, I feel so
safe and protected.

I mean, for the first time, I feel like
a lady.

But that's what a man does with a woman.
That's how we show our love.

It is true. I am in love.

I've been in love since I met you.

Wow.

No one has ever said anything like that
to me before.

Then I'm truly a lucky man.

I love you, Morgan.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I just...

or something.

What is that you wanted to tell me?

Um, you know what? It's nothing.

Why don't you come home with me?

Hmm? Hmm.

I'm going to go get some water for us.

Yeah, but not with blankets.

Come on.

Shake your booty, man.

There we go.

You little brat.

Nice place.

What the hell are you doing in my house?

Well, answer your damn phone and I
wouldn't be here.

It's my day off. I mean, you can't just
come in on my day off. Not anymore.

Go get dressed.

Or, uh, don't.

But get your stuff. You're coming with
me.

Lexi, what's taking you so... You

are so fired.

You can't...

And you, if you want to keep your job,
you're coming with me right now.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. You have five minutes.

She can't fire you. She just did. Well,
there's laws about that kind of stuff,

you know? Fight it. God, we don't have a
union, and people can care less about

strippers. Sasha knows this, and that's
why she has so much control over us.

Yeah, well.

You know what? I'm going to quit, too.
This is ridiculous.

Look,

it's not your job to lose.

Madison's already in enough trouble with
Sasha. I don't know what she's going to

do. Just don't make it worse.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Where do you think you're going?

What are you doing?

Well, I thought you liked women.

I'm just giving you a taste of one.

Sasha!

Seriously!

No! No!

I don't give a shit who you are, okay?

I am not going to do anything that I
don't want to do.

You're fucked up.

So, what do you dream about?

At night or in life?

In life.

Would you dream for life?

I used to dream that I wanted a rich man
to take care of me.

That's not who I am now.

That was the dream of a girl who didn't
experience love.

You know, there are other ways that a
man can take care of you than with

I know that.

My life feels very different now that
you're in it.

Good.

Do you want to know what I dream about?

What?

Ice cream.

What?

Let's go and get some.

Okay.

Morgan? Antonio?

May I speak to you for a moment?

Please.

Antonio?

What the hell is going on?

Just ice cream with a friend.

I'm curious how you two met, since I
seem to recall canceling your lesson.

I'm curious why you care, since you
canceled our relationship.

Don't get cute with me.

Before I leave, I thought you should
know.

The teaching position at the academy has
been filled.

What? No, come on. You don't expect us
to hire anyone who would sleep with

student, do you?

Always a pleasure to see you, Morgan.

Oh.

There's something I want.

Antonio.

I'm not exactly sure what you told that
woman, but, um, you just cost my... me

my job.

I'll go and talk to her.

Do whatever you want.

Wait, Morgan, wait. We need to talk.

Not now. I just really want to be alone.

Would you please close the door when you
leave?

This is Madison.

I'm not home right now, but leave your
name and number and I'll call you back.

Madison, it's Sasha.

Yeah?

Yes, hello. May I please speak with Dean
Winters?

Thank you for coming in.

Yeah, well, I just stopped by to get my
stuff and to give you this.

I wanted to apologize for my behavior.

Sasha, you don't have to apologize. I'm
not going to file a harassment complaint

or anything like that, okay?

Oh, you've got grounds for it, and I
wouldn't fight it. But I was wrong to

the way I did, and, uh... I'm sorry.

Well, apology accepted.

Thank you.

Well, um, what about Cinnamon, Sasha?

I've already called her. She's coming
back to work tonight.

And you do know that she's a really good
choreographer.

Oh, I know. I've asked her to help me
with the other girls.

They seem to respond a little better to
her than they do to me.

And, uh, with good reason.

I know that this may seem ridiculous,
but I really need to be honest with you.

Morgan has no idea that I'm here. In
fact, she doesn't know about anything

happened this week.

So while you've been playing make
-believe with her life, she's been

yours, I presume?

No. I was in a jam at work, and Morgan
decided to help me out.

We had no idea that it would go this
far.

You do believe me, don't you, Dean
Winters?

It seems to me you've both been a bit
reckless, and there are consequences to

that. However, I also know my wife, and
Colette can be a bit dramatic,

shall we say.

In any case, Colette has no influence
over who we hire to fill any position

at the Academy.

So the position's still open, then?

Yes, it is.

And your sister's still in the running.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, Dean Winters.

And boy, do I appreciate all of your
understanding about this big mess.

Now, may I suggest you get back to your
own life and forget about messing around

with your sister?

Yes, definitely.

Hey. Hey.

So how's my life treating you?

Oh, my God, Maddie, I am so sorry. I had
such a big few on the phone.

Ah, come on, that seems like a lifetime
ago.

It does, doesn't it? God, what a week,
huh?

You know, Morgan, I got something I got
to tell you.

Yeah, me too.

Um, Dean Winter's at the academy.

Well, he kind of knows that we switched
lives for the last week.

What? How?

I didn't want to risk you not getting
the job.

What happened?

Well, I kind of sort of had a run -in
with his wife.

Ugh, Colette.

That's right.

She wanted me to take on a new ESL
student.

And when you did it, she probably told
her husband, right?

Well, that's not exactly what happened.

What did happen?

Um... Well, she called to cancel the
lesson, and I had no idea what she was

talking about. So when Antonio showed
up, I let him in.

And what?

Well, somewhere between the glass of
wine and the dance, I think I fell in

Wow. Yeah, no kidding.

Here I think I can hide out in your
life, and no matter where I go, I'm

there. Funny.

I'm going through the same thing.

Anyway, what did he say when you told
him you were a stripper?

You didn't tell him? I couldn't.

Why not?

Come on, it shouldn't matter.

I mean, if he loves you, he loves you.

Yeah, in theory.

But let's get lunch.

I'm buying.

I'm thinking I'm a little jealous.

I've forgotten what it's like.

At least on stage, anyway.

Hey, Finn.

Wow. If I wasn't standing so close, I
wouldn't be able to tell you guys apart.

How are you? I'm good.

You know, Maddie, you missed a very
interesting wink.

Yeah, apparently so.

Miss Morgan here told me that she wants
to keep on dancing.

You're okay with that, right?

Of course I am.

So did she tell you about Sasha?

Oh, no, what did she do?

Well, first she fired me, then she hit
on my girl.

Your girl?

Yeah, you didn't tell me that you had
such sexy friends.

She's pretty incredible.

You know, Maddie, friends with benefits.

I was so concerned.

This is really intense. You've got to
fill me in here.

So she became a decent human being.

Yeah, and you know what? She is actually
a pretty good choreographer.

I think you're going to like what she
did with your routine.

Well, this is way too much for me to
process, okay?

I think I'm going to go get the bill,
and then we'll go back to my house.

Well, Morgan's house. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

I am proud of you.

I've done such a great job, and I'm glad
that Maddie's back home.

Yeah, me too.

Can I help you?

Um... I don't understand.

Yeah, you know, I really think I have
some explaining to do.

So, this whole time you've been
pretending to be your sister?

Are you feeling for me to pretend to?

No.

You're the reason why I didn't send her
back to her house after the second day.

So, where is your place? I assume this
is your victim's place.

You know what? Why don't you come in? I
have something else I need to tell you.

You look so serious.

It's fear.

What is there to be afraid of?

I'm afraid that you're going to be
disappointed with what I have to tell

Try me.

Well, I'm not really a teacher.

I'm a stripper.

I take my clothes off for a living.

That's what strippers do.

For a living, isn't it?

Very funny.

Madison, I hope you'll... You never stop
dancing.

I hope you dance in the tango until
you're 80.

The question is, do you have any room
for something else, something different?

You mean for you?

For me.

I'm in love with you.

I'm not in love with your sister, with
her life. I'm in love with you.

And if you let me, I'll take you any way
I can.

That's good.

And that's good because I think you
might be stuck with me.

I'm really going to miss this place.

So, when are you going to tell Sasha
that you're leaving?

That's a conversation I am not looking
forward to having.

I understand.

But you know what? I might not have to.

Madison is coming back.

Sasha might not even notice the switch.

Maybe.

I wonder who that is.

It's probably Madison.

Yeah, but why would she knock and not
use her key? Seriously.

Who knows? It's Madison.

This is true.

Hey.

Sorry, I forgot my key.

Oh, my God. You finally made it.

Finally. I was going to send the dogs
out for you.

And I see they would have found you
pretty happy.

Mm -hmm.

Yep. You guys want some wine?

Oh, thank you, dear.

Nice place you have here. Thank you.

Thanks.

You know, Maddie, I'm really, really,
really going to miss it here.

I had so much fun playing dress -up for
the last week.

Well, actually, Morgan, I was wondering
if maybe you wanted to stay.

What do you mean?

Well, Antonio and I are thinking about
traveling.

He wants to go back to Argentina, and he
invited me to go with him.

Wow, that's really fantastic.

But what about the club and your job?

Well, you did say that Sasha has become
more human.

So why don't we go there and tell her
the truth? What's the worst that can

happen? She fires us?

I was thinking about leaving anyway,
right?

Exactly.

Perfect.

Problem solved.

I think we should drink to this.

Thank you.

To my dearest friends, Madison and
Morgan, twice as nice to know you. Aww.

I will toast the night.