All language subtitles for -Erotic.secrets.2006

Hold that elevator.

Thanks, honey. We got more coming.

Is that it, ladies?

No, not yet.

Elle?

Yeah.

Have we met?

Sylvia. Sylvia Rubin. I work for United
Talent.

We used to rep you before you moved to
artist management, I think.

That's... Sprite, how are you?

Still doing the hustle, but you look
great, honey.

Thank you. You too.

I have to try a lot harder than you do,
but thanks.

Are we ready, ladies?

Like yesterday.

It doesn't sound very safe.

Yeah, this thing is as old as its
dinosaurs are. Piece of junk.

Well, I'm sure it's normal. I mean, all
these old buildings make funny noises.

That didn't sound so funny.

We're stuck between floors.

Great.

Hey! Anybody up there?

We're stuck!

They're never going to hear us over all
that party noise.

So what are we going to do?

Should we try this? Yes.

Hello? Hello?

Hi. Yes, we're stuck in your elevator.

What other number am I supposed to call?

You've got to be kidding me. I mean,
we're already late for the party.

Mm -hmm.

Fine. Thank you.

Well, ladies, it looks like we're going
to be here for about another hour.

Great. That sucks.

I do know this is a non -smoking
building, right?

You don't expect me to be stuck in here
for over an hour without a smoke.

You nuts?

She's right.

Hey, I bet if we called the fire
department, they'd get here a lot

Yeah! That's not a bad idea.

Now, we could get in trouble.

For what?

For calling in a false report.

There's no fire.

It's an emergency.

I mean, that's what firefighters do.
Rescue people.

Let's just hang for a while. Maybe the
repair guys won't take so long. It

wouldn't be so bad to have a couple hot
firefighters come on up here and rescue

us, now would it?

I am with you on that one. Or cops.

Something about their uniforms.

I don't suppose anybody has a Game Boy.

No. No.

Well, party's going on up there and
we're stuck in here.

Everybody is going to be there.

Like who?

Everybody.

Producers, directors, actors.

You name it.

Who are you girls here to see?

Who don't we know? It's a Hollywood
party.

Yeah. We always hang with that group.

You look sexy.

Yeah.

Uh, thanks.

I like your dress. How'd you get it?

A little boutique downtown.

Cool. Looks great on you.

Thank you.

What about you?

You know anybody else at that party?

Yeah. Are you sure you're at the right
party?

Girls, let's not be nasty, okay?

No big thing.

Yum. What?

I'm out of gum.

Oh, God.

There better be some food at this party.
I'm starving.

Sit up, girl.

I have some of these if you want them.

I'm sorry about what I said. I don't
mean anything.

You really don't look like you're
dressed for a party.

Yeah, I guess you're right about that.

But you're certainly dressed for action,
aren't you? Well, I have it, so I'm

going to show it off. Oh, of course.

I mean, you look like you've got a great
body under there. You should show it

more.

That's not really me. You're a hot girl.
Maybe you guys would like to see a

little more of it.

Some guys like a little mystery. Thank
you.

I don't like those guys.

They want it, we want it. What's the
point in playing games? The point is to

make them work for it. I mean, that's
how you separate the men from the boys.

That's how I got my husband.

I'm not looking to get married.

Of course not. At least not until I'm a
lot older.

No offense.

I'm not that much older than you,
sweetheart.

Well, you know what I mean.

I'm just looking for guys who are out to
have a good time because that's what

I'm all about.

And I am planning on having a lot of fun
tonight.

You're really going to do it, aren't
you?

You bet I am. I have sex up there.

Do what?

Do it.

Up there tonight?

At the party?

In front of everybody.

You're kidding me, right?

I just thought it was a good idea to try
doing it where we might get caught.

A good idea?

That'll be pretty hot.

Public sex?

Been there, done that. No shit?

Mm -hmm.

This one time, I went to a club with my
boyfriend, and we were on the dance

floor for a while.

You know, started getting really hot,
and we went over to a booth on the side,

and we started going at it there.

Well, just knowing that there was a lot
of people around watching us, it made

things a little extra spicy, if you want
to say.

But I think because of everyone being
around, it made it a lot better, and,

know, he was a lot better.

Damn, that is hot.

Your boyfriend sounds like he knows what
he's doing.

Yeah, he does know how to push my
buttons.

Most men have sex like they drive. I
mean, when they get lost, they don't

to ask for directions, right?

They just go around and around.

Exactly.

I mean, my Eugene, God love him.

If I even ask to have sex in public, he
thinks I'm crazy.

I mean, he gets embarrassed if people
watch him mow the lawn in his shorts.

Ridiculous, right?

I don't know. Like, everybody has their
own thing, you know?

And I was with this guy once, and it's
like my first time over at his place.

And we're so trashed. And he picks me up
and carries me to his bedroom.

And I'm thinking, oh, my gosh, I don't
hardly know him. And he starts taking my

clothes off, and he lays me on his bed,
and he starts taking his off, and he can

tell I'm a little apprehensive.

Of course. And he says, don't worry, I'm
not going to have sex with you.

Right. Like, okay.

What are you doing?

So we're just going to play around?

So he gets this big bottle of, like, KY
out of his jar, like liquid, running KY.

And he just starts, like, touching me.
He, like, has so much K -Y on his hands.

It's, like, so wet. I mean, I'm a young
girl.

I don't need a bottle of K -Y. Like, if
I'm excited, I'm excited, right? Like, I

don't need Astro Glide, okay? So, like,
it's ridiculous.

So he's got me, like, so covered in K -Y
because, like, he wants to touch me.

And then he's touching himself.

Like, he's totally stroking himself.

But don't worry, he's not going to have
sex with me. But he's not going to have

sex with me. It's all good, right?

It's all, like, self -masturbation. And
he's just, and I think, he's not even,

like, touching me right. I mean, he's
being so rough on my clit. Like, you

like, I want him to get out of there.
And so I think, no, I mean, I like him,

but he sucks.

And so I think I'll just, like, grab his
hand, you know.

start showing him what I like despite
the astro glide down my thighs. I mean,

was horrible.

And so I grab his hand, and I start
touching myself and showing him.

And he grabs me, and he looks me in the
eyes, and he goes, I know what I'm

doing. Oh, my God.

Right?

And I know I don't even need to ask you
if you've ever had public sex.

I could never.

Really? You and your husband have never
thought about it? I mean, you are

married, right?

Yeah, but, well, we've never done
anything like that.

I'm Julie, by the way.

So, Julie, why don't we toast to trying
new things?

I mean, no reason for this to waste,
right?

Yeah.

Let's have our own party. But we don't
have any glasses.

We won't stand on ceremony here.

This is so good.

So, you were saying before that you're
an agent?

That I am, honey.

I've been thinking about getting into
acting. Well, acting isn't really

something you think about. I mean, you
either do it or you don't. No, no, I

mean, I'm serious.

Like, I want to be in movies and stuff.

Well, you're a cute girl, I'll grant you
that, but acting is hard work.

Very hard.

There's lots of auditions, classes,
networking.

You've got to be seen at the right
parties, too.

That I'm good at.

All right. If you're serious, and I mean
serious, then give me a call sometime.

Cool. Maybe getting stuck in an elevator
isn't as bad as I thought. No promises.

That's cool.

All right.

Now that you all got me in the mood, I'm
going to share.

I knew this girl in college. She was bi.

Her boyfriend didn't know it, but that's
another story.

So she and her girlfriend had this
professor, real smart, straight -laced,

one of those, like, no -emotion guys,
kind of like Dr. Spock or something.

So they wanted to see how far they'd
have to go to get him worked up.

I mean, he seemed like one of those guys
who was real experienced but cool about

it. So, there's this day, they're all
taking a test, and everybody kind of

trickles out of the room, and they wait.

And when everybody else is gone, they
lock the door.

You know, Professor, we've been working
really hard. This class is just

extremely difficult for us. Maybe it's
not at all.

Well, if you two don't improve your
grades, there's no way you're going to

this class.

I don't understand.

We've tried so hard.

Sorry, I mean, you're great to talk.

Yeah.

We promised we'd better.

What are you guys doing?

Do you think that is better for her?

And this will help him through our
phase.

Is it getting hotter in here?

I'll say.

So, Julie, what brings you out here
tonight?

Um, nothing special.

Yeah, I mean, I don't see your man with
you.

Are you stepping out on him?

No, it's nothing like that.

I'm... We're separated.

Two months.

Some friends of mine invited me to the
party just to get me out of the house.

That's all.

It's been a long time.

Separated? Wow, that's too bad.

Was he cheating on you?

It's nothing like that. Julie, don't
mind us. We're just trying to get a

dirt to pass the time.

Really none of our damn business, right?

It's okay.

I mean, sometimes things just don't work
out between two people.

But you have to move on. I mean, you
have to get on with your lives, right?

Yeah, that's right. Get out and have a
little fun.

My husband was a total workaholic.

I mean, when we were at home, he was
either on the phone or on the computer.

And even before we separated, it had
been a long time since we, well, you

And you never thought about cheating on
him?

Oh, I thought about it.

I mean, I've heard about women who cheat
with their husband's friends, but...

I mean, my husband and I never even went
out, so I didn't even really know any

of his friends.

So I did check online, though, for a
while.

You know those sites where, um... Oh, my
God, it's so embarrassing I can't even

talk about it. Talk about what, Julie?

You know... Meal Escort.

Forget about it!

Chicks do not need to pay for that the
way some guys do.

You didn't actually hire one of those
guys, did you?

God, no.

I sort of did.

What are you talking about?

Remember that club I told you about?

It was like a sex club.

Well, I was up for new things, and so I
went down there.

And I met a guy down there.

And, well, we started chatting online
and talking on the phone.

Things got pretty hot.

And so he wanted me to go down there and
see him. So I did.

Good

morning.

I'm Dominic.

Hi, I'm Katrice.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

Are you ready for this?

I'm ready.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

That's hot.

Well, this talk makes me want to touch
myself.

You really do think like a guy, don't
you?

A what? You didn't think about it?

Oh, of course I did. I mean, I didn't
buy a thousand dollar removable shower

head to rely on Eugene every night.

Wow. In the shower.

Oh, please. That's where it's the best.

Really? Exactly.

Well, why?

Either that or the jacuzzi. Oh, really?

Julie knows what I'm talking about. Like
the jacuzzi tub or like a big hot tub?

Either one.

Oh, my gosh. We had a hot tub in our
last apartment.

I used to go out there by myself
sometimes.

When your husband was on the computer?

Yeah, the computer or the phone,
whichever.

He wasn't paying attention, so I had to.

Of course.

Did you guys ever do that in the
jacuzzi?

How about a regular bathtub?

Always works for me.

That's good, too.

I mean, you can't always rely on them,
you know?

They're not always going to know what
they're doing. In fact, half the time

don't. Half the time they don't.

We have to take care of it ourselves,
right?

Well, do you ever just show them?

Well, yeah.

It helps that they're listening.

Well, if Eugene's busy...

I take it upon myself to let myself
relax, let's say, in the shower.

I'll go in for a nice hot shower like
everyone does.

And lately, I've recently purchased a
valuable shower head that removes

I'm able to bring it down, lay on the
shower floor, and slowly bring it down

to where I want to. I mean, it's...

Got water. It vibrates.

Did I give you a good enough picture?

How many settings?

Three or four.

Does he know that you're doing that? Or
does he just think you're taking a

really long shower?

I mean, you would think if he knew, he
would come in there and join me. But the

man just lays on bed reading his
newspaper. And I'm like, hello, I'm

best time of my life and you're not even
in here.

So you did tell him then, right?

Well, yeah, of course.

But I should really get him to come in
there with me.

I guess you're right. Do you moan a lot?

Well... While you're, like, really loud
so he can hear you? He might get, like,

turned on, you know?

You know what? I never even thought
about doing it loud enough so he could

me. Would that turn Eugene on?

Well, I bet finally he'd come in.
Hopefully. And if he doesn't, then I've

got a problem.

See your jacuzzi?

It has jets.

Yeah.

Do you, like...

Did you, like, get up against the jet?

Well, yeah.

And there's, like, three speeds.

Oh, my gosh. Well,

sometimes I start out at the small
speed, the low speed, and then I just

way up.

Wow.

You've got to do it in water. It's like
this amazing, tickling feeling. The

pressure of the water is just perfect.

And it doesn't stop until you turn it
off.

And you're just holding it so you don't
have to do any of the work.

Come on, didn't you ever, like, when you
were a little girl, go up in the

swimming pool when the water was coming
out?

No. Oh, my gosh.

Did you guys?

I don't know how little you're talking
about.

Well, not that little, but, you know,
like doing swim lessons.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh. I thought everybody did that.

So, like, I have this girlfriend who
said, Like, she always used this, like,

same stuffed animal growing up, and that
was, like, what she used to really get

off on.

Like, she didn't even learn to use her
hand.

Like, she just started going after this
animal and, like, humping it.

Seriously. Oh, my gosh. See, I'm not a
big vibrator girl. I don't even have a

vibrator. Then that's why you're not a
big vibrator girl.

No, I'm telling you. I like to do it
myself because then I can feel what I'm

doing. I'm able to control it. I'm able
to touch myself in the way I want to.

You can't control a switch.

I want to think about a switch when I'm
in the middle of that. You do the water.

That's easier, I promise.

Okay. But you have a vibrator?

No.

Seriously, don't. You have that
vibrator.

Haven't you ever tried it yourself?

Well, yeah.

There's, like, so many other things that
you can use.

Why do you think you have a vibrator?

Like what?

Decept animals.

I don't know, like...

Vegetables.

I'm sick.

I've never come to your house for
dinner.

Well,

it depends on your mood. I mean,
cucumbers are good.

Bananas. Bananas?

Well, cucumbers are smoother, right? Do
you put a condom on a banana?

You can.

What if you squish it?

Ew. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm figuring it out, though.
A cold cucumber.

Hey, I'm serious.

So you bring it down there, and you
start to touch it slowly, and the cold

cucumber can only heighten your
feelings.

It can be pretty interesting.

I mean, what do you do with it? Do you
go shopping for it, and you take it

I got just the right size.

Yeah, sometimes I spend a long time in
the produce department.

I mean, that's how I met the best boy at
the grocery store, but that's another

story.

But, you know, I pick out the right
vegetable.

Well, what's the perfect vegetable?

Okay, I think the perfect one is a nice
big cucumber.

You can't go wrong. Okay.

And then I, well, one time.

I brought home, like, three of them, and
I thought my husband was going to be

away working for, like, the whole
weekend, and he came home early, and he

me why I had all these cucumbers in the
bedroom.

I didn't know how to explain it. I mean,
what do you say to that?

Just tell him what you did with it.

I know. I just told him I got
sidetracked when I was fixing it. Don't

he knows what you were doing with him?

He probably knows.

He's completely clueless. Maybe he was
asking you so you would say.

Well, I guess I would tell him that I

just laid down on the bed and I...

Slowly got undressed.

And I started putting the

cucumber there inside.

At first on the outside.

I told you because it's cold.

Because it is cold. And then I just slid
it in.

So, I mean, does this cucumber work?

What do you think?

Yeah, it totally works. How long does a
cucumber take?

Okay, a cucumber can go forever.

Right?

There's no stopping it.

And, I mean, I've gotten pretty hot from
the cucumber before.

I mean, we're talking... Micropole?
Three.

Four times.

I mean, that's way more than my husband
could ever do for me.

I like vegetables, but

not for that sort of reason.

But I do like toys, so I have a lot of
them.

I like all sorts of toys, like every
sort of kind.

I'm not really into the cold cucumbers,
but I do like the warm, the heat.

The ones you turn on, you can turn up
the heat.

Oh, my gosh. That's everything extra
hot.

That's awesome. So they vibrate and
they're hot? Yes.

Like, how hot?

Hotter than your cucumber.

Hey, don't knock my cucumber.

How hot, though? Like, does it burn?

Just like my boyfriend. It's the same.

It's no different.

So, do you, like... Vibrators that are
bigger than your boyfriend?

No. They're about the same as him. I
don't want to make anything. I don't

to change anything because I like the
way he is. But he likes to be there

watching, so it's kind of nice to have
that, too.

That's cool. Does he get turned on?

He does.

What does he do when you do that? He
just comes over. He joins in. He likes

touch me with that.

Does he use it on you?

Yes, he sure does.

Do you ever use more than one?

No, actually, that's funny you ask, but
I've only used one and him at the same

time.

Wait.

One and him at the same time? Yes.

So, like, yeah, he holds the vibrator on
my clit and he puts himself inside.

Okay. Were you confused?

I was a little.

I think I was misguided.

My fault.

I don't suppose anybody has any water.

Yeah, this bottle is history.

It really is getting hot in here. I told
you.

We're not going to run out of air or
something in here, are we? Don't be

ridiculous. We'll die of heat first.

Damn. Isn't it about time to call the
fire department?

For real. Maybe.

Let's see.

Oh, you guys, the repair guy should be
here any minute.

I wonder how the party's going.

It's probably lousy. What are you
talking about? It's the hottest party of

year. Ladies, now how can the party be
hot without us?

Yeah, they're probably wondering where
all the hot girls are at.

Well, this is one hot chick who's going
to be really pissed if I don't get out

of this elevator, and I mean soon.

Let's see what's taking them so long.

Sorry.

Answering service, great.

Oops. Let's hope that means they're
working on it.

Well, how about one more story, and then
we call the fire department.

What do you guys think?

Yeah. Whose turn is it to share?

How about it, Joy?

I don't know. I'm not really good with
stories.

Oh, come on. You must have done
something naughty at least once.

Not really.

I can't talk about that kind of stuff.
You just did.

I know, but it's embarrassing.

Oh, come on.

Okay, well, there was one thing.

Okay, so my manicurist, she moonlights
as a bartender up in Hollywood, and

she's really good looking, okay? She's
sexy.

Totally hot.

And she makes a ton of money in tips. I
mean, a ton.

Because the guys are always coming on to
her.

So let me guess, you took one of them
home.

No.

Maybe one of them didn't finish paying
their tab, and she made them work for

You guys are all barking up the wrong
tree.

Well, what is it?

Well, one night when she was closing up,
She was the only one there.

And all of a sudden, this woman came out
of the bathroom.

What are you doing here?

Above clothes.

Well, I've been hiding in the restroom.

Hiding? Yeah, well, I wanted to talk to
you all night.

And it's been so noisy in here and so
loud, I didn't get a chance.

And what do you want to talk about?

The weather in England?

No.

Well, I've seen loads of guys coming up
to you.

And you always turn them down. They
always want to ask for your number.

Why don't you give it to them?

Even the really hot ones.

What do you think?

Are they not your type?

You're more my type.

Really?

Wow, Julie.

I mean, I thought you said you weren't
good with stories. That got me even

turned on, and I don't swing that way.

Never?

Never even thought about it.

Did you know that your manicure swung
that way?

Well, I didn't really know, but I always
suspected.

I think she told you that story because
she was coming on to you. Oh, come on.

She was not.

Seriously.

But... I mean, I'm sure she's wasting
her time with you, isn't she?

Isn't she?

Well, I have to admit, it is something
that I've thought about.

Wow.

Well, the surprises aren't here.

I don't know. I mean, women know how to
please women, right?

Really?

She's got a point.

Do you know that firsthand?

No, but I'd be willing to find out.

Do you know that firsthand?

Not really, no.

That's why I asked you.

But I have kissed a woman, and that was
good.

But, yeah, that's about it.

What about you, Elle?

No, actually, I've had some offers, but
I've never taken up any of them.

Would you want to, maybe?

I guess it just depends.

On what? I guess the moment, how I feel.

What about the woman? Are you attracted
to a certain kind of woman?

Yeah, I think so.

I guess more conservative women, I think
I am.

Well, I'm into guys.

Do you think maybe she could please you
better than your husband?

I'm sure she could please me better than
my husband.

But you have to like pleasing a man,
right?

Oh, absolutely.

Like going down on a guy?

I love doing that.

But you didn't do it with your husband a
lot, right?

Yeah, I did.

I just, I liked it because it turned him
on.

But he wasn't really into it.

Well, Katrice, you seem like the expert.
What tips would you give us?

about your guy that would be awkward not
to you know for him not to be enjoying

that but you know just like girls you
know kissing them by the hips a little

licking on the hips you know get them
from the stomach do the nipples and yeah

exactly you know what i'm talking about
and you know just tease them a lot and

then when you least expect it just go
for the kill

Just when you're, like, going up their
legs and kissing them in their inner

thighs and working your way around their
stomach, and you're so close, and they

just want you to get to the point.

Literally.

It's so cool to see how excited they
get. It just means anticipation.

So, Julie, what's your biggest turn -on?

Hmm.

Well...

I'd have to say a really good kiss.

I mean, there's nothing better than
somebody who can kiss really great.

I mean, that's the most intimate thing,
you know.

And it kind of says it all in a kiss.

You know, something really passionate
and tender and soft,

but, you know, kind of longing.

There's just something so sexy about
somebody who can really kiss.

You know, I had a dream once that

I was making out with somebody, and it
was the most amazing

kissing I have ever experienced in my
life. We were kissing for hours.

And I got so turned on.

I mean, it was really intense.

And we never really did anything except
kit, but it was just so

deep,

and it was so intense and passionate.
And, I mean, it was so amazing that

I actually had an orgasm from it.

Really? That's never happened to me
before.

Really? In your dreams?

No. You've never woken up and you've
actually... No, I haven't.

Yeah, it was crazy.

I woke up and I was just like, what just
happened? But yeah, I

think like, you know, somebody who can
really kiss good is super sexy.

Have you ever...

experienced anything like that?

Well, I did have a really great orgasm
one time when I wasn't even planning on

having sex with my boyfriend.

We drove somewhere. We had plans to go
there for a long time. So we drove about

maybe 30 minutes away.

But in the car ride on the way over, we
were just talking to each other. And

even though we were joking around
saying, oh, I'm going to touch you here.

going to do this to you.

When we finally got to our destination,
we didn't even care that we were there

anymore, and we didn't care about our
plans.

We just did whatever we wanted in the
car. So all the windows fogged up, all

our clothes came off.

It was the best.

I mean, I had feet up on the windows. It
was great.

Well, we weren't just making out. It
started with that first, but then

everything else began to unfold.

Like what?

Like he took his pants off, then he took
mine off.

Were you completely naked? Yes.

I was really kind of nervous that
someone might come up to the windows,

they were fogged up, no one could see in
anymore.

Were you parked in a public place? Yes.

I once made out in a car in a church
parking lot.

Wow, how was that?

It was great.

So, did you actually...

Do it?

Yeah, we did. And like I said, it was
one of the best orgasms I've ever had

because I wasn't expecting it, you know.

Do you think it's because you thought
you might get caught or somebody might

you? Yeah, I think that was one of the
reasons.

It makes everything a little more
exciting.

Okay, so if we were all stuck on a
desert island and

you had to choose one of us to throw
down in the sand and have your way with,

Who would it be? Come on.

Don't make me do that. Just for fun.
Come on. Probably Elle.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

You're not the first woman who's come on
to me.

Big shock.

Hi. I bet you five bucks you don't kiss
her.

Hell, I'll bet you twenty.

Don't let me stand in your way, please.

Saved by the bell.

The ladies might as well get to this
party.

Yeah. Oh, gosh.

Goodbye.

You are coming, right?