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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,800 I'm really grateful for you making time for me. I know you're really busy and 2 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,320 you have a lot of people, a lot of the cards coming in, but I don't know what 3 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,760 do. I'm at the end of my rope. You need to stop and take a breath really quick. 4 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,640 You have a lot going on right now and the spirits are telling me that you need 5 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 to find silence. 6 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,800 So try to find that. 7 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,240 I'm just good. 8 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,320 But how will the cards go? I'm at the end of my rope. Okay, I hear what you're 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,160 saying, but just trust that the cards will reveal everything that you need to 10 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,160 know. Okay? 11 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:53,040 So how would the card work exactly? Would you know my future? 12 00:00:54,540 --> 00:01:00,780 Okay, you have so much going on with you right now, so I need you to put your 13 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:02,200 hands on the table for a second. 14 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:06,900 Okay. I need you to close your eyes with me and take a deep breath in, okay? 15 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:15,140 Make sure you get a good exhale. Now inhale. 16 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,880 No, one more time. 17 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,060 Is that better? 18 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,840 Yeah. Okay. 19 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:52,700 So, Nicky, what are you looking to answer today? 20 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:59,920 Well, for starters, I guess having a lot of trouble 21 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:04,960 Having... Some issues in the bedroom? 22 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:09,600 Look, the cards are going to reveal all anyway, so you might as well just be 23 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,420 open and honest as you can be. 24 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:18,300 Okay, um... I've been having a lot of trouble finding any kind of fulfillment 25 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:23,960 back. I've had a number of partners and... A 26 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,560 lot. 27 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:33,130 Well... I feel like we can definitely find the answer to what you've been 28 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:36,270 seeking and get you on the right track. 29 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,570 Okay. 30 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,670 I need you to pick three cards from me. 31 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:44,110 Okay. 32 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,670 Can you 33 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:09,930 reveal them for me? 34 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,410 Alright. 35 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:14,550 Don't be nervous. 36 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,630 Wow. 37 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Am I going to die? 38 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,680 You actually got a beautiful card. 39 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,920 The lover is right here. 40 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:39,580 This signifies that you're going to meet somebody. 41 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,400 There's going to be a coming together. 42 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:46,280 And that is a fantastic thing. 43 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,120 What about the devil? The devil is bad. 44 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,360 I need to calm down again. 45 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,720 The devil can be a bad thing sometimes. 46 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:57,400 But in this case, I think that it's signifying. 47 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,900 Maybe desire and obsession. 48 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:01,660 Maybe taboo. 49 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,920 Have you been trying new things in the bedroom? 50 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,900 You know, missionary, you know, some more. 51 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:14,540 I think the spirits are calling for you to get into something a little bit more, 52 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,959 how do I say, naughty. 53 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,760 Naughty? Yeah. And the Knights of Juan. 54 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,840 That signifies you. 55 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:27,160 Me? Yes. 56 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:35,280 Young, strong, full of life, a strong, hard staff. 57 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,820 You got a strong, hard dick, Nikki? 58 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,040 My dick? 59 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,240 Yes. 60 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,580 The staff is my dick? Yeah, the staff is your dick. Don't be such a prude, 61 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:48,380 Nikki. I told you the cards will read everything. 62 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,500 Okay. 63 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,500 So let me ask you to do something real quick. 64 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,660 I want you to pick... 65 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:59,900 A stone on the table that your energy is calling to. 66 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,080 Okay. 67 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,780 Now which one is it? 68 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,880 This one, yeah. 69 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,580 This one is actually perfect. 70 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:18,800 See, I think that you need an unblocking of your root chakra. 71 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:22,860 And there are plenty of ways to do that. 72 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,290 Wait, what the, what? 73 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:32,770 I told you we have to unblock your root chakra, so. 74 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:42,650 This is going to help me clear my root chakra? Oh, yeah. 75 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:46,990 I told you you're going to need me very soon. 76 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,810 To fill all of those. 77 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:56,950 Yeah? 78 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,090 How about you come over here and help me? 79 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,650 Okay, sure. 80 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,310 Just like grab it and... Okay. 81 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:23,410 With the bed on it. 82 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,650 Oh, that's it. 83 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:28,890 Oh, 84 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:34,330 fuck. 85 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:39,710 So I guess the cards really don't lie, huh? 86 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:25,250 I feel so esoteric. 87 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:30,130 Well, you have to look deep within. 88 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:31,630 Deep within. 89 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:10,110 I'm going to look at the window. 90 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:11,830 Okay. 91 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:19,010 Okay. 92 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:25,130 Wow. 93 00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:27,030 This is going to help, huh? 94 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,230 Yeah. 95 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:31,650 Now, please insert the stone. 96 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:34,110 Insert? I will. 97 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,560 do missionary. 98 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:11,100 It seems like you're into the taboo play. 99 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,860 I'm just a happy camper just trying to sort out my issues. 100 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,700 Oh, you're doing such a good job. 101 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,619 a good job. 102 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:46,200 Oh, I think we're going to be able to get you down your spiritual path today. 103 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,420 So, like, I need to be a little naughtier? 104 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,760 Uh -huh. 105 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,920 That's what the spirits are telling me. 106 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,640 Well, 107 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,440 give it a good one. A good thing. 108 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:19,380 Now let me see that wand of yours. 109 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,640 This one? 110 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,840 No. 111 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,680 Oh. This one. Oh. 112 00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:30,040 I feel like I can already feel you 113 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,270 I feel 114 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:53,090 like 115 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,470 you're doing wonders for my root chakra. 116 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,600 Oh. 117 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:07,300 Fuck. Oh my god. 118 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:40,370 large. 119 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:15,800 enlightenment oh my god why does that get 120 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,800 your dick harder 121 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,740 I kind of like these beers. 122 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,280 Oh, see, you don't... 123 00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:59,250 I've never had sex like this before. 124 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,420 Oh, 125 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:53,620 God. 126 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:22,060 the spirits are telling me that you have to fucking pick how do you want it next 127 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:26,820 you have to assert your masculinity and take what you want 128 00:24:35,139 --> 00:24:36,840 Usually I start with a pussy. 129 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,200 Usually I end with it. 130 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080 Fuck, that's okay. 131 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:38,650 He goes cross -eyed in his bed. 132 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,190 root chakra to unload. 133 00:30:15,670 --> 00:30:18,410 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clear that blockage out. 134 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,579 I'm sick. 135 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:46,780 That was a lot of blockage. 136 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:51,740 Well, 137 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:59,060 it was lovely meeting you, and you can stop by any time if you have another 138 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:02,800 blockage. I think I'm going to have a lot of blockages because my lifestyle is 139 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,800 entirely toxic. 140 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,660 Well, my door is open. 141 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440 Sounds good. 9344

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