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And then all of a sudden she just
stopped responding to all my emails and
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unfriended me.
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Wow. I know how painful an unfriending
can be.
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Back in my day, we just got dumped.
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Look, I know it probably sounds a little
silly, but I don't think you realize
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how much I really liked your daughter.
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And I could have hooked up with so many
girls behind her back and never did.
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And then I find out that she's the queen
of hookups.
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Oh, my.
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Can I get you a drink of water?
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No, I'm fine, actually.
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Okay, well, I'm going to grab a glass
for myself if you don't mind. No, I...
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she also had the audacity to tell me
that part of the reason why she split up
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with me is because I was too nice of a
guy.
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And I was a lame fuck.
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound crass.
Those are her words, not mine.
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Tyler, what did I tell you the first
time she brought you home? I know, I
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What did I tell you? You told me to run
as far and as fast as I could.
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Exactly. I love my daughter, but she's a
selfish little bitch.
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And I knew you were headed for disaster.
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Well, Kyle, you were right.
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She's charming, attractive, but to her,
a boy is like a yo -yo.
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Fun for a while, until the novelty wears
off.
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Wait, what's a yo -yo?
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Oh, that's what we had before running
water and the internet and fire and...
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Boy, you sure do know how to make a
woman feel her age. No, no, I didn't
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like that at all. I know you're an older
woman, but I could really see where she
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gets her beautiful look from.
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Okay, you barely escaped with that one.
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Look, you are smart, talented, and
adorable.
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You're going to meet somebody else.
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And this is all going to be a memory.
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You got lots of time. For me, on the
other hand, I'm running out of time.
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I've been on this dating site for six
months, and the best that I could do was
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find a guy who could not perform.
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But he did own a flooring company.
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What are you doing on a dating website,
though?
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You're like a legend amongst Christy's
friends.
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I mean, the guys, at least.
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Well, this is new information for me.
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Suddenly I feel much better about my
situation.
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But I'm still very sorry about yours.
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Maybe we could, I don't know, help each
other out in our own respective
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situations?
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Tyler, you're not suggesting... No, no,
no, no, not at all. That's not what I
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meant.
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Well, good.
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Because I wanted it to be my idea.
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Yeah.
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Can I? Yeah. Really?
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Look at that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, look at that.
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Sexy.
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Oh, my God. Yeah. Fuck.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, yeah, fuck!
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Oh, fuck! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Yes, right there!
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Right there, baby! Right there!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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I don't have to do this.
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my pussy lips. You ready for me? You
ready for that? Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Take off the shoes, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come here, sweetie.
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I'm going to say the last three, okay?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck. Oh,
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yeah. Oh,
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fuck. Oh, yeah.
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No.
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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
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yeah oh yeah
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yes. That is so...
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Can you hold your legs?
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Yeah, just like that.
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I want you to fucking come with me. You
want me to come with you?
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Yes. Yes.
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Am I good to come? Yes, yes.
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Tyler,
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you are not a lame thot.
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