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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,028 Sada tarka m�tet, viies stseen, duubel �ks. 2 00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:27,695 Mingis eas tekib k�simus "Milleks?" 3 00:01:28,747 --> 00:01:32,391 N�iteks enne helistas sulle s�ber, ja r��gib: 4 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:34,345 Kuule, ma sain siin kahe t�drukuga tuttavaks. 5 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:39,551 Neil on omaette korter, ma ostsin joogid, s�idame! Ja sina s�itsid. 6 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:43,034 Aga kui sult oleks k�situd, "milleks?". Oleks vastanud, 7 00:01:43,215 --> 00:01:45,421 kuidas milleks? Loll oled v�i? 8 00:01:45,966 --> 00:01:49,496 Kaks t�drukut, omaette korter. Istume, joome. 9 00:01:50,081 --> 00:01:55,365 Aga n��d �eldaks "s�idame", aga sina m�tled. 10 00:01:56,839 --> 00:01:59,233 Mingisugused kaks lohakat t�drukut. 11 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:04,212 Korter on neil Otradnojes. Sinna on ju vaja s�ita. Hakka nendega jooma. 12 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:08,823 Aga p�rast, kas j��da sinna v�i ei? Homme vaja t��le minna. 13 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,278 Milleks? 14 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,197 Stopp. �les v�etud. 15 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,635 Suur t�nu! 16 00:02:16,284 --> 00:02:19,500 Mis, ongi k�ik? - K�ik oli suurep�rane, mis ma teid ikka piinan? 17 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:22,216 Olgu, h�sti. Kus seda n�ha saab? 18 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:28,153 Videot portaalis, foto intervjuuga ajakirjas �le kahe lehe. -Suurep�rane. 19 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:32,875 J�rgmise projekti nimeks pange: "Sada rumalat m�tet sajalt rumalalt mehelt". 20 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:38,458 Arvestades suunitlust, saab sellel olema suur menu. 21 00:02:55,223 --> 00:02:57,000 MILLEST MEHED R��GIVAD 22 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,275 Oo, Kamil. Kamil, milles asi on? 23 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:04,282 Ah, Vera tuhnis mu telefonis. - Ja mis ta sealt leidis? 24 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:05,855 Selles ongi asi, et mitte midagi. 25 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:07,941 Saad aru, k�ik mida ta oleks v�inud sealt leida, 26 00:03:08,915 --> 00:03:10,255 kustutasin ma ammu juba �ra. 27 00:03:10,404 --> 00:03:13,539 See oli mu juuksur. Ta j�ttis teised �ra ja l�ikas mind. 28 00:03:13,787 --> 00:03:15,607 Kirjutasin talle lihtsalt: T�nan, suudlen. 29 00:03:16,014 --> 00:03:17,507 K�ik - skandaal l�bi ��! 30 00:03:18,279 --> 00:03:21,282 Aga milles siis probleem on? Tema solvas, 31 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:23,848 sina solvusid ja s�itsid �ra. Normaalne ju. 32 00:03:24,118 --> 00:03:26,444 Slava, ma ei saa nii. Hakkan muretsema, helistama. 33 00:03:26,615 --> 00:03:28,882 Kamil, kas parem on terve p�ev k�ia mossis mollidega? 34 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,665 Vastupidi. 35 00:03:29,736 --> 00:03:32,453 Tuled tagasi Odessast rea ehtsate p�hjustega armukadetsemiseks. 36 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,657 Palud andestust ja lepite �ra. Ongi k�ik. 37 00:03:35,054 --> 00:03:37,801 Slav, kui sa oled nii tark, siis mine ja ela temaga ise! 38 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:40,910 Kam, sa viskasid m��da. 39 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,501 Nastja, kus mu tossud on? - Mida? 40 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:47,968 Tossud? Ma j�tsin nad siia. - Ei tea. 41 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,981 Ahah, muidugi. Kes nad �ra pani? 42 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:54,157 Ljosha, telli takso! - Nastja, ma j��n hiljaks! 43 00:03:54,326 --> 00:03:55,601 Sina s�ida l�butsema, 44 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,492 aga mina j��n lastega terveks n�dalavahetuseks. 45 00:03:58,718 --> 00:04:00,283 Ja vii koer jalutama. 46 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:05,500 Nastja, me ju leppisime kokku et... - �ra riidle emmega! 47 00:04:05,535 --> 00:04:09,156 H�sti. - Issi, ma kakasin �ra! 48 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,839 �nnitlen. 49 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,162 Kas siin on k�ik intervjuud? - K�ik. 50 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,327 Suurep�rane! 51 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,945 Tee peal vaatan �le ja saadan SMS-iga, mitu koopiat vaja. 52 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,421 K�ik, esmasp�evani. - Kuidas? 53 00:04:20,456 --> 00:04:21,972 Teil on ju tunni aja p�rast kohtumine. 54 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:24,705 Milline kohtumine? 55 00:04:24,762 --> 00:04:27,030 FaceToFace-ga. Ise palusite meelde tuletada. 56 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:28,381 Miks te seda siis tund aega enne kohtumist teete? 57 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:30,148 Eile ei olnud v�imalik seda teha? 58 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:33,262 Ma tegin seda eile. - Aga miks ma siis...? 59 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:39,077 Slav, kuhu sa toetad. Istu, s�idame. 60 00:04:39,701 --> 00:04:42,045 Lubas tulla? - Mis t�hendab "lubas"? 61 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:44,225 Kes v�ib mind lubada v�i mitte lubada? 62 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,115 Korjasin asjad kokku ja l�ksin. K�ik! - Tubli! tubli! 63 00:04:47,144 --> 00:04:48,155 Ja ongi k�ik! 64 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:54,754 Jah, Sasha! Ma... 65 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:57,660 Slava, noh �ldiselt, 66 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,154 ma ei tule. 67 00:05:00,235 --> 00:05:02,810 See ei ole Sasha. Ma kohe, �ks hetk. 68 00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,634 Varem keelasid mind vanemad, 69 00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:10,836 n��d naine. 70 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:13,765 Millal ma k�ll t�iskasvanuks saan? 71 00:05:14,056 --> 00:05:17,494 Ai, valus on! - Kuidas saab seda nii sassi ajada? 72 00:05:17,793 --> 00:05:21,875 Nastja, ma tellisin takso! - Ma tellisin ka. 73 00:05:22,058 --> 00:05:25,437 Milleks? Sa ju palusid et mina telliks. - Sa ju �tlesid, et sul on kiire. 74 00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:27,118 Super. 75 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,846 No mis toimub?! 76 00:05:31,558 --> 00:05:32,274 Sasha, ei! 77 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:34,673 Sa �tled neile �ra. Me v�tame Ljosha peale ja tuleme sinu juurde. 78 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,417 Mis Kamil? Kamil juba ammu ootab. K�sib, miks me ei s�ida! 79 00:05:37,452 --> 00:05:39,483 Slav... - Poole tunni p�rast oleme sinu juures. K�ik! 80 00:05:41,535 --> 00:05:45,458 Slav, tead, ma vist ikkagi ei tule. 81 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,568 Seis! 82 00:05:50,336 --> 00:05:54,226 J�in palavikku, sattusin avariisse, sa unustasid mulle meelde tuletada. 83 00:05:54,861 --> 00:05:57,044 Aga nad on juba siin. Tulid pisut varem. 84 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,126 Oh! Olgu, kutsu nad sisse. 85 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Palun h�rrased! 86 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:09,375 Tere. 87 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,667 Kus mu kingad on? 88 00:06:16,073 --> 00:06:19,229 Issi, ma kukkusin maha! 89 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:24,754 Ljosha - Jah?! 90 00:06:25,411 --> 00:06:28,384 Gek l�kkas Eva potiga �mber - Ja siis? 91 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,889 Korista �ra, mul on manik��r. 92 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:33,595 Kohe. - Issi! 93 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:35,654 Issand. 94 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:43,705 Ljosha, mis juhtus? 95 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:47,552 Teed, kohvi? - Kaks teed. 96 00:06:47,955 --> 00:06:49,241 Aga mulle palun kohvi. 97 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:53,419 Sveta, kaks teed ja kohv. V�tke istet. 98 00:07:04,993 --> 00:07:07,151 Vabandage, lubage palun? - Palun. 99 00:07:09,915 --> 00:07:11,703 Vabandage, aga milleks see vajalik on? 100 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:15,100 Saage aru, me s�idame s�pradega Odessasse BI-2 kontserdile. 101 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:18,798 Meri, t�drukud. Aga siin ilmusite teie. - Oodake, aga 102 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,481 me ju nagu varem leppisime kokku. 103 00:07:20,522 --> 00:07:22,870 See ei ole minu s��. Ei saa ju s�itmata j�tta. 104 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,378 Kas teed ei olegi vaja? - Vaevalt. 105 00:07:46,343 --> 00:07:48,662 Kuidas te k�ll oskate k�ike lahendada. 106 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,958 Aleksandr Sergejevitsh, me ju leppisime kokku. 107 00:08:01,019 --> 00:08:01,825 Tere. 108 00:08:02,855 --> 00:08:04,149 Tere. - Tere. 109 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:06,535 Teed, kohvi? - Kaks teed. 110 00:08:07,118 --> 00:08:08,287 Aga mulle kohvi. 111 00:08:11,932 --> 00:08:15,371 Saan aru, v�lgnen 500 rubla. Nastja vaiksemalt! 112 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,157 Eva peab mahla jooma. 113 00:08:18,702 --> 00:08:20,853 Ma ju �tlesin, et maksan j�rgmise s�idu ajal �ra. 114 00:08:21,218 --> 00:08:24,093 J�rgmine kord maksan �ra. T�nan! 115 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:27,483 Nastja, ma �tlesin takso �ra. - Mina ka. 116 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,060 Milleks? 117 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:31,452 Sellep�rast, et sina tellisid. - Aga sa ju... 118 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:36,852 Mitte midagi �ra rohkem tee! - Ljosha, mine Gek-iga v�lja, kuuled? 119 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:39,391 No mida ma pean tegema, minema Gek-iga v�lja, 120 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:41,587 tellima takso v�i �ra lahutama? 121 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:49,331 Eva! - Issi ma peitsin end �ra, otsi mind �les! 122 00:08:57,911 --> 00:08:58,678 Jah, Slav. 123 00:08:59,656 --> 00:09:01,391 Millal? K�mne? 124 00:09:01,922 --> 00:09:04,086 Kuule, ma vist ei tule. 125 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,180 Ei, ei, ei, aga ma... 126 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,630 Kuula... nii... 127 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:15,121 Issi, Gek pissis vaiba peale! - Ljosha, ma ju palusin! 128 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:17,361 Slav. Slav! Slav. 129 00:09:18,011 --> 00:09:19,573 S�itke mulle ruttu j�rgi. 130 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,538 Kas sa jooksed �ra, issi? 131 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:33,667 Eva jah, aga �ra emmele midagi �tle. Pakaa. 132 00:09:36,405 --> 00:09:39,143 Emme, issi jooksis �ra! 133 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,524 S�idame. 134 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:56,154 Kujutage ette. Odessa, ��klubi, BI-2 laval. 135 00:09:56,431 --> 00:10:00,582 Meile tuuakse �le saali j��ga n�us shampanjat. 136 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,662 Pudeli kaelas on selline vidin, pillub s�demeid. Ilus. 137 00:10:04,094 --> 00:10:05,101 On h�mar, 138 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:07,332 k�ik n�evad meid keskmises loozhis istumas. 139 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,202 Me oleme k�ige vingemad, t�drukud n�evad ja... 140 00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:13,991 Kam, ma ju saan aru, et ei ole ilus, aga see on v�imatu! 141 00:10:14,952 --> 00:10:18,092 �ige, �ige. K�ik on �ige. 142 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:19,565 Noh, selge. 143 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:25,808 Koer on k�ige targem olevus planeedil. Peale inimese loomulikult. Ait�h. 144 00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:29,657 �kitselt ilmub kaadrisse pekinglane ja r��gib: 145 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,782 Ma olen juba seitsmene. 146 00:10:33,435 --> 00:10:38,345 T�iskasvanud mees. L�petage see roosade lehvikute riputamine. 147 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:42,168 Pigem ostke mulle vot neid kr�binaid. 148 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:46,083 Ja h��led annavad teie t�hed - Kolja Fomenko, Vanja Urgant. 149 00:10:46,118 --> 00:10:47,798 Kes teil seal on? - Nii, oodake. 150 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,030 Nad on mul tasuta, sest need on nende m�tted, 151 00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:51,355 aga see on �ldiselt reklaam. 152 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,764 Ei, see ei tohiks nimelt olla reklaami moodi, 153 00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,185 need on lihtsad m�tted sellest. Ja k�ik. 154 00:10:58,716 --> 00:11:00,930 Vabandage. Halloo. 155 00:11:00,974 --> 00:11:03,227 Sasha, no milles on as�? - Te olete juba siin? 156 00:11:03,743 --> 00:11:05,956 Slava, ma ju �tlesin sulle, et mul on kohtumine. 157 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,652 Sash, meil pole enam aega! Milline kohtumine? 158 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:14,652 Lase kiiremini Sash, kiiremini! No veel minutit viisteist. Olgu. 159 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,742 Kaua v�ib ah? - See-eest lapsep�lves oli vahva. 160 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:20,091 Sellep�rast et oli selge, mis on hea ja mis halb. 161 00:11:20,449 --> 00:11:22,893 N�iteks, tegid oma koolit�kid �ra - tubli. 162 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,441 Vanaema aitasid �le tee - taibukas. 163 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,088 L�id palliga akna katki - halb. - Loogiline. 164 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:29,229 Aga n��d? 165 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:33,538 Tegid �hele naisele head, teisel on sellest halb. 166 00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:35,835 Aga sina tegid ju �ldse k�ik kolmanda jaoks. - No n�ed. 167 00:11:36,077 --> 00:11:37,288 Aga temal on �ksk�ik. 168 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,141 Kuidagi segamini on k�ik. - Mis on segamini? 169 00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:42,344 Vanaema �le tee aitamine on siiani heategu. 170 00:11:42,926 --> 00:11:43,733 Jah?! 171 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:49,273 N�e, mine aita see �le tee. Mine ja rahuned. 172 00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:50,958 �ra sa �tle. 173 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,832 V�ib-olla olekski ma aidanud ta �le tee. 174 00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:56,181 Aga tal polnudki seda vaja. 175 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,128 L�hme vanaemake. 176 00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,048 Mis? - L�hme. - Aga mul on sinnapoole vaja. 177 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,741 Saage aru, mul on vaja heategu teha. 178 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,592 Aga mul on vaja sinna. - Ei ole teil vaja sinna, vanaema! 179 00:12:08,868 --> 00:12:12,792 V�i siis n�iteks pole see memm. Halb. 180 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,667 Memm. 181 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,465 Ja ei ole vaja teda �le tee saata. 182 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,499 Hea memm ootab kusagil mujal tee ��res ja ootab sind. 183 00:12:21,651 --> 00:12:24,561 Aga sina vead seda vana nuhtlust edasi-tagasi. 184 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:28,597 V�i veel hullem, et selle hea aitas keegi teine juba �le. 185 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,100 Ja v�ib-olla see aitaja oli halb, 186 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:31,951 ning tegi seda formaalselt, linnukese kirja saamiseks. 187 00:12:32,094 --> 00:12:34,620 Aga ta tegi heateo. Ja sina mitte. 188 00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:41,375 Kuulge, te olete liiga hoogu l�inud nende oma... 189 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:44,202 Pagan, me ootame juba tund aega. Kaua v�ib? 190 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:49,207 Sasha tule �ue m�ngima! Me oleme kiige juures! 191 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:53,382 Ma olen s�gavalt veendunud, et meil saab teiega olema mugav koost��. 192 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:54,753 T�� saab olema loomulikult viljakas... 193 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:56,768 OLE SA NEETUD, KONTORIROTT! LAS K�IK SEE, MIDA SA TEED, 194 00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:58,890 MUUTUKS P�RMUKS JA SITAKS! S�ITSIME ODESASSE ILMA SINUTA! 195 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,009 SINU ENDISED S�BRAD! Muuseas, 196 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:05,119 meie partner suhtub suure lugupidamisega teie loomingusse. 197 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,583 Millesse? - Loomingusse. 198 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,409 Kanistrit ka pole. 199 00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:17,464 Kuidas k�ll mul on siiber. - Vabandage? 200 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,608 Siiber! 201 00:13:23,046 --> 00:13:25,968 Suur t�nu. Oli v�ga konstruktiivne. Esmasp�evani. 202 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:30,923 Aleksandr Sergejevitsh! - Jah, teisip�evani. 203 00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:37,999 Tal on siiber. 204 00:13:39,414 --> 00:13:42,275 Mul on ka siiber, aga mina istun siin! 205 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,614 Slav, miks sa n��d k�igi peale solvusid? 206 00:13:58,096 --> 00:14:00,438 K�ll me j�uame sinu BI-2'le. - Ahah, j�uame! 207 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:04,078 N��d j�ime �ldse seisma. Aina paremaks l�heb! 208 00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:07,009 Teate, mis ma �tlen, 209 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,785 ei ole vaja unistust t�ide viia, las ta j��bki unistuseks. 210 00:14:11,957 --> 00:14:12,769 Miks? 211 00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:14,631 Sellep�rast, et kuidas me unistasime? 212 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:17,818 S�idame hommikul v�lja, nagu tuul m��da t�hja teed. 213 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,287 �htustame Kiievis Dnepri ��res. 214 00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:23,030 Ma juba vabandasin. - Sasha, sa oled oinas ja t�bras, aga mida see muudab? 215 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,308 Ma r��gin, et ei ole v�imalik unistust t�ide viia. 216 00:14:28,415 --> 00:14:31,292 N�iteks mina unistasin lapsep�lves, et mul saab olema valge Mercedes. 217 00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:34,625 Noh, unistasin et ta on mul olemas. Lihtsalt. 218 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,257 N��d ma saaksin teda endale lubada. 219 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:40,643 Esiteks ei ole isu unistuse p�rast nii palju raha v�lja k�ia. Isegi kui see on Mercedes. 220 00:14:40,936 --> 00:14:41,946 Maja juurde seda ei pargi. 221 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,792 Ta kas kraabitakse, v�i aetakse �ldse �ra. 222 00:14:43,977 --> 00:14:46,550 Kaua ta sul valge on? Moskvas on 9 kuud porine. 223 00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:47,811 Just, just, just. 224 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,089 Aga lapsep�lves unistasin, 225 00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:52,210 et s�idan selle valge Mercedesega kooli ukse ette, 226 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:56,667 kust v�ljub Tema, kelle jaoks ma selle valge Mercedesega saabusin. 227 00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:00,292 Ja veel minuga koos v�ljub autost tead kes? - Kes? 228 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:01,857 Mihhail Bojarski. 229 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,684 Musket�ri vormis, hobusel ja �tleb nii et k�ik kuulevad: 230 00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:09,356 Noh Slavka, n�ita mulle oma kooli! Ehei! 231 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,623 Mitte nii. Ehh-hei! - Just. 232 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,406 Oota, mis aastal sa l�petasid? - Kaheksak�mne kaheksandal. 233 00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:18,298 No vot. Milline Mercedes? 09 "m�rg asfalt" 234 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:21,964 88-ndal see oligi ju Mercedes. - Kamil, s�idame. 235 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,532 Muuseas, naistega on sama lugu. 236 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,239 N�iteks kuni sa teda taga ajad on k�ik kena. 237 00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:30,977 Aga vot, te juba elate koos. 238 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,754 Ta l�heb hommikul t��le, suudleb sind ja �tleb: 239 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,083 Sa mu karvane. - V�i hoopis nii: 240 00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,233 Sa mu unine potsataja. 241 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,052 Ei, ei, ei potfataja. 242 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,382 Potfataja. 243 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,798 See k�ik oleks nagu kena, aga nii vastu k�ib. 244 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,135 Ja see, et sa oled unine karvane potsataja, see on pingutus. 245 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,190 Ei, Ljosha. See on "pinfutus". 246 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:57,959 Ahah. V�i n�iteks see: �htuni siis, mopsu. 247 00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,892 No mis kuradi mopsud. 248 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,959 Tahad suudelda? Suudle! - N�us. 249 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,114 V�i siis selline pisiasi. 250 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:06,731 Teate, m�rkad et tal on saapad viltu tallutud. 251 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,320 M�tled omaette, "p�ntajalg". 252 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:17,173 P�rast m�tled, las olla. Endal on ju ka nii. Aga see s�na "p�ntajalg". 253 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,931 Aga nii, nii on ta unistus mida ei ole vaja k�perdada. 254 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,261 Slava, �ra k�perda! 255 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,851 V�i siis Romeo ja Julia. 256 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,262 Tuleb v�lja, hea et nad surnud on. 257 00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:30,275 Nad pidid nii palju �le elama oma armastuse nimel. 258 00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:32,286 Aga oleks see armastus kestnud, 259 00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:35,228 kui temake oleks teadnud, et ta lubab: Helistan? 260 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,223 V�i, et ta loobib oma sokid m��da korterit laiali. 261 00:16:38,646 --> 00:16:41,683 On harjunud, et ema, leedi Montecci, ta j�rel koristab. 262 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:46,375 Ja et ta k�nnib trussikutes m��da korterit ja s�gab ennast. 263 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,169 Pardonte. 264 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:58,873 Ei, ma saan aru et ta sooritas �lla teo kunagi. 265 00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:01,456 Aga millal see oli? Ja ainult �he korra. 266 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,207 Aga s�gab ta ennast kogu aeg. 267 00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:09,069 Temake r��gib: Aga me ju armastame teineteist, 268 00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,501 kas ma siis ei kannata �ra? S�gab noh. 269 00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,328 Ei ole v�imalik! 270 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,865 Et v�taks katk te perekondi! 271 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:25,902 Teie p�rast sai minust koeratoit. - Koertele! Uus "Tedigree"! 272 00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:28,513 N��d ka Romeo maitseline. 273 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,642 Romeo on ka ise segaduses. 274 00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:34,959 On ta ju n�inud pruuti ainult paar korda enne pulmi. 275 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:38,416 N��d n�eb, et tal on j�medad pahkluud, 276 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,594 varbad l�hikesed ja k�verad. 277 00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:46,385 Ja ta m�istab, et kiirustas. Aga on hilja! 278 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,602 Tuleb v�lja, et Shakespearil oli �nnelik l�pp. 279 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:53,517 Ei ole ilmas �nnelikumat lugu. - Kamil, s�idame. 280 00:17:54,035 --> 00:17:57,228 Just sellep�rast ma ei abiellugi. 281 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,555 Sihtpunkt: Odessa. Vahemaa: 1342 km Saabumine sihtpunkti: 24h p�rast. 282 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:42,282 Tuleb v�lja, et unistused ei l�he kunagi t�ide. 283 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:47,875 Parimal juhul sa lihtsalt saavutad eesm�rgi ja ongi k�ik. - Kahju. 284 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,566 Mul oli selline suurep�rane unistus. 285 00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:54,309 L�ksin lahku t�drukust, kellega olid t�sised suhted. 286 00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:55,568 Kes, Lera v�i? 287 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,074 E- ei. Mis see Lera siia puutub? - Aga kes siis? 288 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,809 Mis vahet sel on? - Nastjat pole siin, �tle. 289 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,280 Slav, see pole aus. 290 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,492 Kui Ljosha r��kis sulle Lerast, 291 00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:09,487 kas ta palus mitte kellelegi seda �elda? - Palus. 292 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:10,918 Aga mida sa siis ajad? 293 00:19:11,174 --> 00:19:13,399 Mind palus ta ka, aga mina ju ei r��gi s�nagi sellest! 294 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,141 Mina ka. - Vot, mida te tahate ah? 295 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,632 Lera. - No n�ed. 296 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,714 �hes�naga, ma unistasin, 297 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:26,579 et me kohtume juhuslikult. Ma ei tea, n�iteks kuurordis. 298 00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:32,225 Mina tulen hotelli rannast. Aga tema istub laua taga mehega. 299 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:37,079 Me isegi ei tervita. Lihtsalt pilgud kohtuvad. 300 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:45,391 Minul l�heb silm m�rjaks, astun baarileti juurde. 301 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:50,539 May i have fifty grams of cognac please? - V�ib-olla valan kohe sada? 302 00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:51,954 Vala. 303 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,373 Viskan �he hooga hinge alla, julgustuseks. 304 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,229 P�rast vaatan, seal seisab klaver. 305 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,399 Ei, ei valge. 306 00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:09,224 Las olla valge. 307 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:11,730 Aga palun! 308 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:15,292 �kitselt l�heb h�maraks. Mina olen kena, smokingus. 309 00:20:15,327 --> 00:20:19,250 Rannast tulid. 310 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,502 Kas sul on kahju? - Aga palun! 311 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,155 Astun klaveri juurde. 312 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,654 Ei-ei-ei, �ks hetk. 313 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,715 Astun klaveri juurde, vot nii. 314 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,388 Ja siis hakkan m�ngima meie meloodiat. 315 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,875 Mul pole kunagi �hegi t�drukuga olnud "meie meloodiat", 316 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,347 aga unistuses v�ib. 317 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,792 Ja loomulikult see. 318 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,798 Ja ongi k�ik. Selles m�ttes, et ta saab k�igest aru, 319 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,664 et k�ik need aastad on ta armastanud ainult mind. 320 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:08,575 Mees on tal lihtsalt, raha p�rast. Ja k�ik saavad k�igest aru. 321 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,667 Siis ma t�usen ja kutsun ta tantsima. 322 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:44,837 Kelneritel on silmad m�rjad. 323 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:50,912 Baarmen ulub nutta, kokad piiluvad k��gist 324 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,751 ja siis ta, noh mees, saab k�igest aru. 325 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,441 Kusjuures ei tigetse. 326 00:21:56,629 --> 00:22:01,244 Inimese moodi saab k�igest aru, et meil on armastus, aga tema... 327 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,064 Milleks teda enam vaja on? 328 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:07,667 Maksab, ja kuidagi �kki kaob �ra. 329 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,597 Aga meie tantsime, tantsime. 330 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,581 Ljosha, tahad ma r��gin sulle, kuidas see k�ik tegelikult oli? 331 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,458 Ei, ei taha. - Aga teised tahavad. 332 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,583 No lase k�ia. 333 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:31,682 Kolmas puhkuse p�ev. Sa tuled rannast. 334 00:22:32,177 --> 00:22:35,379 L�ust on p�lenud, nahk on laiguti maha tulnud. 335 00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:38,215 Oled kreemiga seda m��rinud. 336 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:41,602 K�ige otsa on kleepunud liiva. 337 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:46,500 Parema k�e otsas on sul mask, toru, lestad. Vasakus naine koos lastega. 338 00:22:46,535 --> 00:22:49,445 L�hed m��da uhkest hotellist ja seal on tema! 339 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,780 Selline ilus, �htukleidis. 340 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,883 Ja temaga koos on mees, �sna huvipakkuv, oletame smokingus. 341 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,833 Minu smokingus? - Jah, aga kuus numbrit suuremas. 342 00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,263 Ja teie olete sellised... 343 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:03,125 Oi, tere. - Tere. 344 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,913 Ja ongi k�ik. S�idavad minema. 345 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,187 Ja siis veel naine k�sib sult: Kes see oli? 346 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:15,428 Ja mida sa teed, ah? Jooksed neile j�rele, h��des: 347 00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:20,121 Oodake, ma riietun kohe �mber ja m�ngin teile klaveril! 348 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:30,320 Ma kakasin �ra issi! 349 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,831 No milleks oli vaja mulle seda jutustada? 350 00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:35,832 Selline unistus oli. 351 00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:39,728 Kam, pane mingi muusika k�ima. 352 00:23:57,524 --> 00:24:02,123 M3 maantee. Kaluuga oblast. 1267 km Odessani. 353 00:24:03,888 --> 00:24:07,043 Broneerisid �ra? No super. Suur t�nu sulle. 354 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:11,583 Aga t�hendab raha annan ma kohe saad ar... Mis t�hendab pole t�htis. On t�htis! 355 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:15,208 No saad aru, Moskva on sinu. Ma pean silmas klubid, restoranid. 356 00:24:15,243 --> 00:24:17,945 No k�ik, emban. Kohtumiseni. Olgu olgu! Varsti j�uame. 357 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:20,055 Poisid. K�ik on super. Ta valmistab k�ik ette. 358 00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:22,566 Ta teeb meile sellise kingituse oma juubeli puhul. 359 00:24:22,639 --> 00:24:24,378 Peab talle ka midagi kinkima. - Peab. 360 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:28,458 Pudeli. - Kamil, ��klubi omanikule? 361 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:30,573 Hea, kalli. 362 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,907 V�ib ka mitte kalli. Midagi efektset. 363 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,791 Viissada dollarit. Efektne ja mitte v�ga kallis nelja peale. 364 00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:40,717 Kuule, ta on sul selline edukas. �kki ostame talle maali? 365 00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:42,916 Kuule, maal on hea m�te. 366 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:46,437 Kiievist loodetavasti saab osta? - No korras. 367 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:54,246 Kuulge, miks v�ib petta ainult naist v�i meest? 368 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:58,294 Miks ei v�i truudust murda n�iteks lastele? - Mis m�ttes? 369 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,708 Kujuta ette. Sind n�hti v�ljumas McDonaldsist v��ra lapsega. 370 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:09,098 V�i leidis laps sult taskust Lego konstruktori tsheki. 371 00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:11,268 Aga talle pole sa Lego ostnud. 372 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,550 V�i ostad v��rale lapsele t�naval j��tise. 373 00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,625 Mitte midagi t�sist - heast tahtest. 374 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,798 Aga sinu lapsed n�gid seda. - Jah! 375 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,947 Sinu laps, sinu laps k�sib sult veel nii: 376 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,174 Nii paps, sa tunned teda? 377 00:25:25,803 --> 00:25:26,953 Ja sina selline: Loomulikult mitte, 378 00:25:27,739 --> 00:25:29,560 lihtsalt ostsin j��tise. Aus�na. 379 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:33,304 Jah? Ja mitmes kord sa talle lihtsalt j��tist ostad? 380 00:25:33,535 --> 00:25:35,745 Mis selles siin imelikku on? K�i p�rgu poiss! 381 00:25:36,371 --> 00:25:37,247 Ma ju r��gin sulle: 382 00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:41,724 N�en teda esimest korda! Vaata talle otsa! K�i kuradile poiss! 383 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:47,516 Veel parem! Esimest korda n�eb inimest ja kohe talle j��tist ostma? 384 00:25:47,868 --> 00:25:50,838 Mina muuseas, pole j��tist juba aastaid n�inud! 385 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,899 Ja ongi k�ik. 386 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:57,199 Hommikuks on kapid t�hjad, m�nguasjad kadunud ja kiri: 387 00:25:57,417 --> 00:26:00,636 N�gemist. Lasteaiast toob meid emme �ra! 388 00:26:03,025 --> 00:26:04,573 Normaalne, Nastja kirjutas. - Mida? 389 00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:07,275 M�tlesin et kirjutab: Tapan, vihkan, t�bras. 390 00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:09,911 Kirjutab: Istume Marinaga, joome Martinit. Tervitused. 391 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:13,127 Lapsed m�ravad m�ngutoas. - Ta on lihtsalt tubli, ei solvunud. 392 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:17,458 Asi pole selles et ta ei solvunud. T�en�oliselt unustas k�ik �ra. 393 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,500 Ma ju r��gin sulle, ta on lihtsameelne. 394 00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:21,745 Vedas sul. Kuigi... 395 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,552 Mis "kuigi"? 396 00:26:23,828 --> 00:26:27,816 Lihtsalt, v�ib-olla on isegi halb. Pole millegi p�rast lahutada. 397 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:31,178 Aga v�ib-olla pole vajagi? 398 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,593 Aga kui on? 399 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,604 Vot selle p�rast ma ei abiellugi. Oota, pidurda! 400 00:26:37,271 --> 00:26:39,087 Kohvik VANA LOSS 401 00:26:41,447 --> 00:26:42,347 Palun. 402 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:57,022 Sa hakkad seda s��ma? 403 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,178 Poisid, ta kavatseb seda p�riselt s��ma hakata! 404 00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:03,818 No ja kurat temaga. - Temast pole absoluutselt kahju. 405 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,448 Lihtsalt me ootasime teda neli tundi. 406 00:27:06,534 --> 00:27:10,133 N��d ootame teda siin. Ja p�rast veame haiglasse. 407 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,459 Ja veedame n�dalavahetuse haiglas. 408 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,183 Mis linnast me l�bi s�itsime? - Lipki. 409 00:27:14,282 --> 00:27:16,694 Vot, Lipki haiglas. 410 00:27:17,274 --> 00:27:18,526 Aga mina, teinekord pohmelliga, 411 00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:21,550 kohe tahaks midagi sellist teate, mingisugust r�mpsu s��a. 412 00:27:22,035 --> 00:27:25,227 Vot seda vot tsheburekki v�i see... Viinerit taignas. 413 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:29,757 Ja siis veel seda, beljashshi, sellist rasvast. 414 00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:31,871 �le ujutatud rasvast. 415 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,110 Vot kohe tahaks! 416 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:38,069 Ei tea miks see nii on? - V�ib-olla sellest, et sa oled jobu? 417 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:47,441 Jah? Ma ei tulnud selle pealegi. Hea versioon. Selgitab m�ndagi. 418 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,958 Poisid, ta lausa �gib seda! 419 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,825 Maitsev. P�ris maitsev. 420 00:27:59,724 --> 00:28:03,599 Nii, see on minu sashl�kk! Minge ostke endale ise. 421 00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:17,766 Kamil. Vabandust, sinu terviseks. - �rge keelakse endale midagi! 422 00:28:21,257 --> 00:28:22,921 Miks sa kohe ei �elnud, et see nii maitsev on? 423 00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:26,188 Sellep�rast, et kui sinu toit maksab alla 30 dollari, 424 00:28:26,394 --> 00:28:27,640 pole see maitsev. 425 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,754 Mis sa arvad, et sellep�rast olen mingi glamuuriv�rd? 426 00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:34,282 Slava. Sasha, loomulikult. Isegi mitte s�ber enam. 427 00:28:35,361 --> 00:28:38,283 M�letad seda restorani Ord�nkal, 428 00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:40,569 mida mulle soovitasid? - Ja siis? On paha restoran v�i? 429 00:28:40,868 --> 00:28:43,686 Suurep�rane, ainult siseneda on hirmus sinna. 430 00:28:44,292 --> 00:28:48,182 Tundub, et kohe astub juurde shveitser ja paljastab su. 431 00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:52,432 �tleb: Aga sina poiss, mis teed siin, ah? 432 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,443 Onuke, aga ma olen neljak�mnene. 433 00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:58,767 Ma v�in passi n�idata. 434 00:28:59,092 --> 00:29:01,489 Lase siit jalga ema juurde. Eluga, eluga! 435 00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:03,833 Olgu. J�udsime sisse. 436 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,347 Olukord, �tlen teile, on nagu Louvre's. - Oled seal k�inud? 437 00:29:08,535 --> 00:29:11,444 Ei, aga mulle tundub, et seal on just nimelt nii. 438 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,491 Ainult, et siin millegip�rast veel s��akse. 439 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:18,236 Kelner, kes on paremini riides kui mina. Daamid kallite koertega. 440 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:20,885 �hes�naga hirmsav�itu. 441 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:29,234 Loen: Palabi Diflope Kaciuse seemnetega 64 dollarit. 442 00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:34,783 Ja kuidagi imelik on k�sida: Vabandage, mis asi on "Diflope"? 443 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:39,458 Sellep�rast, et tundub, nagu k�ik vahiksid mind ja naeravad. 444 00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:43,173 Kelner s�nab veel majesteetlikult: 445 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:47,616 Soovitan v�ga "Diflope'd", see on meil parim kogu Moskvas. 446 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:51,594 T�hendab, et k�igis restoranides see juba on 447 00:29:51,747 --> 00:29:54,599 ja mina ainsana nagu loll ei tea sellest midagi. 448 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,590 No ja loomulikult ma tellisin selle. 449 00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:00,612 Ja mulle tuuakse vot selline... - Vabandage. - T�nan. 450 00:30:00,896 --> 00:30:05,665 Vot selline taldrik, millel lebab vot selline "Diflope". 451 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:14,228 Viie-kuue seemnega, ma ei m�leta enam mille omad. 452 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,365 Kaciuse, issand. 453 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,576 Aga taldriku ��red on kaetud millegi v�rvilisega. 454 00:30:19,832 --> 00:30:22,101 Millegi?! Kaste "Sifesto"! 455 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:24,079 Zhuzha, sa n�gid seda? 456 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,086 Aga taldrik on selline hiiglaslik. 457 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:32,050 Ilmselt r�hutamaks, et "Diflope'd" on maailmas v�ga v�he. 458 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,014 Ja et see on v�ga kallis. 459 00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:39,168 Ning seda "v�he" on piisavalt, et see maksaks 64 dollarit. 460 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,798 Kopikad! - Nii h�rrased, kes ta siia sisse lasi? 461 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:47,843 Hakkan s��ma, aga see on maitsetu. Parim Moskvas. Ei v�i olla. 462 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:52,550 Aga r�stsaia nimetatakse meie restoranis: Crouton. 463 00:30:53,292 --> 00:30:55,581 See on t�pselt samasugune praetud saiat�kk, 464 00:30:55,693 --> 00:31:00,771 ainult r�stsai ei saa maksta kaheksa dollarit. Crouton saab. 465 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:05,548 Edasi hakkad sa selle raha eest otsima mingisugustki maitset, 466 00:31:05,806 --> 00:31:08,584 mis printsipiaalselt eristab crouton'i r�stsaiast. 467 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:09,865 Ja leiad. 468 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:14,364 T�htis on see, et siin on selline sashl�kk saja rubla eest, 469 00:31:14,555 --> 00:31:17,325 aga seal ma istun ja s��n nagu loll "Difloped". 470 00:31:17,714 --> 00:31:18,992 Crouton'iga. 471 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,285 Parim kogu Moskvas! 472 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,692 Ait�h. V�ga maitsev sashl�kk. 473 00:31:26,756 --> 00:31:29,159 See on sellep�rast, et ma ei oska laulda. - Mis m�ttes? 474 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,619 Noh, ma olen ju grusiin. 475 00:31:30,862 --> 00:31:34,830 Ehtne grusiin peab oskama laulda. Mina ei oska �ldse kuidagi. 476 00:31:35,452 --> 00:31:38,710 Vot, sashl�kiga kompenseerin. - H�sti tuleb v�lja. - Ait�h. 477 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,213 Kui Moskvas olid haarangud grusiinidele, 478 00:31:42,398 --> 00:31:44,953 pidasid mendid mind kinni ja �tlevad: Sa oled grusiin. 479 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,755 Mina neile vastu: Kuule, ma laulan sulle. 480 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:52,898 Lased mind ise minema, kui saad aru, et grusiin nii ei laula. 481 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:56,515 Ja lasti? - Muidugi, kolmesaja dollari eest. 482 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,458 Isegi laulu ei kuulatud. - Suur t�nu. -Teile t�nu. 483 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,270 Tulevikku ei tulnud. 484 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,170 Varem, lapsep�lves terendas ees alati midagi helget, tundmatut. Noh, elu. 485 00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,637 Aga n��d tean ma t�pselt mis tuleb p�rast. 486 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,282 T�pselt seesama, mis on t�na. 487 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,273 Tegelen samade asjadega, 488 00:32:22,616 --> 00:32:25,883 k�in samades restoranides, v�i ka teistes samasugustes. 489 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:28,331 S�idan enam-v�hem sarnase autoga. 490 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,822 Tuleviku asemel on t�nap�ev. 491 00:32:30,928 --> 00:32:35,341 Lihtsalt on see, mis on praegu ja t�nap�ev, mis tuleb p�rast. 492 00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:38,995 Ja t�htis on see, et mulle meeldib minu t�nap�ev. 493 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:44,048 Auto on hea, restoranid tasemel. Ainult et tulevikust on kahju. 494 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,312 Asjalik, v�ga asjalik! 495 00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,192 Kui nad on nii targad... Hoia. 496 00:32:58,555 --> 00:33:04,009 Siis las seletavad, miks Kiiev on k�ikide vene linnade ema? 497 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,673 Ei noh, vene linnade... Olgu. Arusaadav. 498 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:10,128 Aga miks on Kiiev ema? Ta on ju isa. - Ma �tlen sulle. 499 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:12,965 See on sellest, et Moskva on sadam viiele merele. 500 00:33:13,215 --> 00:33:14,669 See vastus rahuldas mind. 501 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:15,688 Aga vot k�simus. 502 00:33:15,721 --> 00:33:19,928 miks k�noloogid tegelevad mitte kinoga, vaid koertega. See on arusaamatu. 503 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:24,167 Oletame, see on ka sellep�rast, et Moskva on sadam viiele merele. 504 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:29,251 V�i siis miks Sasha ei abiellu Vikaga? Vot see on ebaselge. - Palun. 505 00:33:30,044 --> 00:33:31,225 Aga �elge mulle, 506 00:33:31,337 --> 00:33:35,149 mis pakub k�ige rohkem pinget abieluseisuses? 507 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:40,865 Et Moskva on sadam viiele merele? - Ma r��gin t�siselt. 508 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:47,822 Teiste naiste puudumine. - Ei. V�imaluse puudumine teistele naistele. 509 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,558 Milline peen inimene s�idab meiega. 510 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:57,785 Kuigi sa seda ei kasuta, peab v�imalus ju olema. 511 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,779 N�iteks, sul keelatakse kahvliga s��mine. - Kes? 512 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:06,375 Ei tea. �eldakse: Mitte kunagi ei s�� sa enam kahvliga! 513 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:12,194 Tundub, t�hja kah. V�ib ju lusikaga, pulkadega, k�tega, 514 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:16,837 aga sulle �eldi - kahvliga ei tohi. Ja kohe tahaks nimelt kahvliga. 515 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:20,672 K�ige t�htsam on see et n�e, seal nad on. Terve sahtlit�is. 516 00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:25,492 Kaheharulised, kolmeharulised, h�bedast, melhiorist. - Ilusad! 517 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,965 Sulle k�lbaks ka alumiiniumist, 518 00:34:29,354 --> 00:34:31,670 kui sul pole kolm aastat �htegi kahvlit olnud. 519 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:36,258 Aga ei tohi. Eile veel tohtis. Ja mis muutus? 520 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,939 �ge! Aga mis puutub siia Vika? 521 00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:43,167 Kahvel... Vika... 522 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,532 Miks on alati nii, nemad joovad aga mina mitte? 523 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,958 Kuidas alati? Millal nii oli? 524 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:57,972 Ujusime kusagile. Aga kuhu? 525 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:02,792 Ujusime, �ra ujusime... 526 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,199 Kam, mis sa n��d! Halloo! 527 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,173 Tasa, tasa! Sa vaata otse, otse vaata! - Ta magas! 528 00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:12,762 Ei ei, k�ik on normaalne. 529 00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:15,292 Ei maga, p�riselt? - Ei, ei maga. 530 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:18,167 Kuigi kuulge, ma pole terve �� magada saanud. 531 00:35:18,548 --> 00:35:20,391 Seda minagi m�tlen, et miks ma �ra kustun? 532 00:35:20,681 --> 00:35:23,972 Kam, rahulikult, normaalselt. Kohe j�uame Kiievisse, 533 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:28,247 seal on meil hotell tellitud. - Aga kuidas on ukraina keeles hotell? 534 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,261 Gotell. 535 00:35:29,535 --> 00:35:30,659 Sisened numbrisse, 536 00:35:30,897 --> 00:35:33,408 Aga kuidas "number" on? - Nummer. 537 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,217 aga seal on voodil pehme suletekk. - Aga kuidas on "suletekk"? 538 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:43,653 Sasha, suletekk. - T�hendab ma oskan ukraina keelt! 539 00:35:43,866 --> 00:35:48,113 Jah. Aga hommikul tellid endale teed voodisse. 540 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:52,529 Mitte midagi ta ei telli. - Miks? - Sest ta ei oska keelt! 541 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,937 Ta helistab ja �tleb: Tee voodisse! 542 00:35:55,024 --> 00:35:58,131 Aga temast ei saa keegi aru, sest kuidas on �ige, Ljosha? 543 00:35:58,327 --> 00:36:00,833 Tee s�ngi. - Vot! Aga mina tean, tee s�ngi. 544 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:03,173 Sanja, aga �hte sa ei tea. 545 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:05,538 Kuidas on ukraina keeles "Ungari". 546 00:36:06,917 --> 00:36:12,452 Kuidas? Tean! "Ungari" - Ei Sasha, Ugorshina. Said aru? 547 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:13,958 Oh sa! 548 00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:17,339 Kuidas nad seal elada saavad? - Kus? Ukrainas v�i Ungaris? 549 00:36:18,329 --> 00:36:19,918 Ugorshinas. 550 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:28,458 K�ik, magama. - Kam, Kamil! 551 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,988 Ma ei saa millestki aru. Me peaks juba seal olema! 552 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,965 Aga miks me siis siin oleme? 553 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,417 Ja k�ige t�htsam, kus see "siin" on? - Minuarust siin me juba olime, Kam? 554 00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,423 Mis Kam? Ma olen viimased pool tundi �ldse maganud. 555 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:51,107 Jaa, hirmus m�eldagi, mis siin oli enne n�ukogude v�imu. 556 00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:55,108 No mida ma siis r��gin. Nendel on uus koosseis - 557 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:59,329 v�gev, vapustavad muusikud m�ngivad otse, vapustav. 558 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,236 Slav, kuule sa oled juba �ra t��danud oma BI-2'ga. 559 00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:05,068 Ja Slav, mul on kama kaks BI-2 v�i mitte BI-2. 560 00:37:05,495 --> 00:37:08,002 Ma s�idan �ldse mitte kuhu, vaid kuskohast. 561 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:12,567 Kas te ei karda, et seal v�ib olla elektrikarjus? 562 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,565 Ljosh? - L�lita kaugtuled sisse. 563 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:25,060 Oo! Litsmetsa. Siin ��bimegi. 564 00:37:25,429 --> 00:37:27,386 Ma ei saa. - Miks? 565 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:33,229 Ma olen abielus. Ma ei tohi litse... Ei tohi. 566 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:02,792 No nii, poisid. Parasiit! Vot, 567 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,083 kaks siia ja kaks sinna seina taha. 568 00:38:09,118 --> 00:38:11,533 T�esti, samasugune. 569 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:15,024 Aga seal, seda et, pole voodipesu. Kas peabki nii olema? 570 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,508 Ei, kohe toon. 571 00:38:16,952 --> 00:38:19,833 Siin on v�ti, palun. - Ahah, ait�h. 572 00:38:19,868 --> 00:38:21,696 Parasiit! - Aga, vabandage... 573 00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:24,742 Vabandage, kas s��a on midagi? 574 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:27,203 Oi teate, meil suleb puhvetipidaja k�lmiku. 575 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,421 Kas seda lahti teha ei saa? 576 00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:31,417 See suletakse tabalukuga. Tahate ma toon teile iiriseid? 577 00:38:31,452 --> 00:38:34,208 V�ibolla kasv�i teed? - Tee on Titanicus. 578 00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:37,573 Nii poisid, aknaid mitte avada! 579 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:40,382 Umbne on ju. - S��sed lendavad sisse. 580 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:44,375 Aga me kustutame tule �ra. - Tarakanid ronivad v�lja. 581 00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:51,375 Ugorshina. 582 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,609 Sash, see on m�ttetu. 583 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,733 Mulle tundub, 584 00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:04,848 et k�rvaleh�ppeid m�istavad hukka tavaliselt need, 585 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,897 kes ise neid endale lubada ei saa. 586 00:39:07,243 --> 00:39:09,555 No kujutage ette. Tavaline, normaalne mees, 587 00:39:09,755 --> 00:39:13,441 aga p�him�tteliselt ei peta naist. Tundub tubli? 588 00:39:14,294 --> 00:39:16,725 Ja vot saadetakse ta komandeeringusse Litsmetsa. 589 00:39:16,893 --> 00:39:18,903 Siia, meliorhorite kokkutulekule. 590 00:39:19,452 --> 00:39:23,375 Ta seab ennast sisse meie hotellis. Meie saja kaheksandas numbris. 591 00:39:24,417 --> 00:39:26,747 Aga k�rvaltoas on Zhanna Friske. 592 00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:31,060 Ajas meliorhorite lennu segamini miljard�ride omaga. 593 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,680 Hotelli palun! 594 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,875 A teed n�itad? 595 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,668 Ja ta armub mehikesse esimesest silmapilgust, 596 00:39:48,857 --> 00:39:51,727 kui see koputab tema uksele, et keeduspiraali k�sida. 597 00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:56,038 Kes seal on? 598 00:39:56,917 --> 00:40:00,875 Kas teil ehk leidub spiraali? - Vabandage? 599 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:09,375 Oi, ema! 600 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:15,452 Aga meie teame, et ta on truu mees. 601 00:40:15,892 --> 00:40:18,786 Millisel p�hjusel v�iks ta �ra �elda, ah? 602 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,783 Ei noh teeme nii - v�ib. 603 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:27,130 V�ib, ainult siis, kui tal on hirm sobimatuse ees, 604 00:40:27,393 --> 00:40:29,584 mitte sellep�rast et truu on. 605 00:40:29,743 --> 00:40:32,068 V�i on teine p�hjus. 606 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,468 Ta on jobu. 607 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:40,978 Tal oleks v�inud olla elu eredaim seiklus, aga tema �tleb "ei". 608 00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,048 Aga teisest k�ljest, 609 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:47,066 Kas sa kujutad ette, kui m�nus on sellises olukorras �ra �elda. 610 00:40:47,189 --> 00:40:49,051 Ei kujuta. - Ta tuli, 611 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:52,875 �leni Zhanna Friske. - Noh, ma tean, pole vaja. 612 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,732 Tuleb ja �tleb: Ma olen sinu. 613 00:40:56,917 --> 00:40:58,561 Ma armastan teid Vjatsheslav Gavrilovitsh. 614 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,823 Aga tema vastu: A mina teid mitte. 615 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:06,988 Maksis k�tte tema n�ol k�ikidele eitedele noorusaja vinnide eest. 616 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:10,412 T�druku eest �heksandas klassis, kes ei tulnud sinuga tantsima. 617 00:41:10,626 --> 00:41:11,678 Selle kolmanda kursuslase eest, 618 00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:15,139 kes uinus k�ige t�htsamal hetkel - purjus lollpea! 619 00:41:15,535 --> 00:41:17,190 Kas sul oli selline juhtum? - Oli! 620 00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:19,898 �tles talle: Lugupeetud Zhanna Friske, 621 00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:24,787 hoidke end vaos, ma olen abielus. 622 00:41:26,102 --> 00:41:28,340 Ja oma spiraal, v�tke tagasi! 623 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,583 Ja ajas ta �ra. 624 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,958 T�bras, h�bistas meid k�iki. - Pole viga. Kohe maksame talle k�tte. 625 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,532 Esiteks r��gib koju j�udes k�ik naisele �ra. 626 00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:56,093 Ise uhke selle �le, et Zhanna Friske temast huvitus. 627 00:41:56,952 --> 00:41:58,238 Teiseks, ta ju oli kindel, 628 00:41:58,459 --> 00:42:02,183 aga naine korraldab sellest hoolimata �lekuulamise. 629 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:10,233 Noh, aga oli ju midagi jah? Oli? 630 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,382 Vaata mulle silma! Ma ju n�en et oli. 631 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:16,812 Ei olnud midagi. Miks ma muidu sulle k�igest r��giks? 632 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:23,043 Suudlesite jah? Suudlesite. - Ei suudelnud �ldse. 633 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:28,063 Ma sain aru. Sa ajasid talle ligi, aga said korvi. 634 00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:32,417 Ma ju r��gin sulle, tema ajas mulle ligi. Ja mina �tlesin �ra. Vannun! 635 00:42:32,452 --> 00:42:34,707 Mille nimel? - Gosha tervise nimel. 636 00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,629 Mis te riidlete? 637 00:42:38,701 --> 00:42:41,424 Sina mine maga! - Mine pojake, mine. 638 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:48,929 Et siis p�riselt midagi ei olnud? 639 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:53,981 �tlesid �ra? 640 00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,218 Zhanna Friskele? 641 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:00,958 Jah. 642 00:43:02,292 --> 00:43:06,250 No oled sina alles jobu. 643 00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:13,010 Ja l�heb mehe juurest minema, sest kuidas elada sellise jobuga? 644 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,216 Jobude terviseks! 645 00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:22,792 Minu isa on jobu! 646 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:28,793 Poisid! Ah, te olete siin. T�in teile voodipesu. 647 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:33,537 Jagage laiali. 648 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,100 Ja veel see k�simus: Milleks? - Mis m�ttes? 649 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:44,450 Noh, kui ma r��gin talle: S�idame minu poole. 650 00:43:44,482 --> 00:43:47,489 Aga tema k�sib: Milleks? - Ja siis? 651 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,208 Vot seleta mulle, mida ma peaksin vastama? 652 00:43:52,243 --> 00:43:55,679 Mul ei ole ju kodus bowling ega kino. 653 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,424 Kas ma pean �tlema: S�idame minu poole. 654 00:43:58,574 --> 00:44:00,461 Armatseme paar korda. 655 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,570 Minul saab kindlasti hea olema, sinul v�ib-olla. 656 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:05,422 P�rast v�id j��da, aga parem kui l�heksid? 657 00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:08,279 Sest kui nii �tlen, ei tule ta kindlasti, 658 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:11,400 kuigi saab aru, et just seda me l�heme tegema. 659 00:44:11,634 --> 00:44:12,360 Ja mina �tlen: 660 00:44:12,658 --> 00:44:17,057 S�idame minu poole. Mul on korralik kogu lautomuusikat XVI sajandist. 661 00:44:17,452 --> 00:44:19,584 Ja vot see vastus rahuldab teda t�iesti. 662 00:44:23,226 --> 00:44:26,359 Aga kuidas sina tahaksid, et naistega magamine oleks... 663 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:29,053 No ma ei teagi, nagu suitsu pommimine? 664 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,228 Neiu. - Jah!? 665 00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:36,161 Vabandage, kas teil ei leiduks keppi? - Oi vabandage, ma j�tsin maha. 666 00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:37,632 �nnitlen. 667 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:40,795 Vabandage, kas teil... - Oi, mul on viimane. 668 00:44:41,118 --> 00:44:42,503 Hoiate mehe jaoks? - Jah. 669 00:44:43,799 --> 00:44:47,733 Ei noh, kui inimesel on vaja... - Ei ei ei viimast ma... 670 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,959 Kas nii oleks parem? 671 00:44:50,295 --> 00:44:52,691 Ei, nii vist mitte. - Noh! 672 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:58,458 Aga mina ei saa p�riselt ka aru, mida ma tahan. 673 00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:02,660 Vaata, mul on naine, laps. 674 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,469 Kolmekambriline k�lmik. 675 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,154 Kas ma tahan seda k�ike, v�i on seda lihtsalt vaja? 676 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,174 Aga v�ib-olla tahan ma p�riselt selle k�ik maha j�tta 677 00:45:13,408 --> 00:45:16,214 ja saada vabaks inimeseks. Milline kaif see oleks. 678 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:19,704 Teisest k�ljest mitte. Ma ju armastan neid. 679 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:25,455 Aga v�ibolla olen harjunud ja kardan midagi muuta. 680 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:31,163 Aga v�ibolla on nimelt vaja muuta? Ja kuidas seda m�ista? 681 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:36,873 Tead, mul oli lapsep�lves selliste juhtumite tarvis moodus. 682 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,457 Ma kujutasin ette. et minu poole tulevad fashistid. 683 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,813 Mitte selleks et "H�nde hoch", 684 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:44,884 aga heategevusliku missiooniga, 685 00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:48,243 et aidata mul aru saada oma sisemisest maailmast. 686 00:45:50,977 --> 00:45:52,276 Suunavad mulle valguse n�kku 687 00:45:52,604 --> 00:45:55,664 ja esitavad k�simuse, millele ma ise ei oska vastust anda. 688 00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:58,257 Ei suuda kaevata t�eni, seal... 689 00:45:58,292 --> 00:45:59,851 Keda sa rohkem armastad? 690 00:46:00,741 --> 00:46:03,347 Marina Shturmanovat 8. V-st 691 00:46:04,286 --> 00:46:07,716 v�i Jana Mishenkot 9. B-st? 692 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,850 Kui t�tt �tled, laseme sul minna. 693 00:46:13,714 --> 00:46:16,840 Kui mitte, laseme maha. 694 00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:20,776 Nemad millegip�rast teavad �iget vastust. Nemad, fashistid. 695 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:25,053 Ja ma v�tan ennast �kki kokku ja m�istan. 696 00:46:25,914 --> 00:46:27,512 Jana Mishenkot! 697 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,231 Tubli, vene Vanja. 698 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,245 Hea moodus. Siiani kasutan. 699 00:46:50,128 --> 00:46:51,991 Ei noh, ma olen kuulnud et on olemas sellised paarid, 700 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,669 Kes on kokku leppinud, et r��givad teineteisele k�igest, 701 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,833 kui neil peaks midagi juhtuma. 702 00:46:56,118 --> 00:46:58,503 Kujutan ette selliseid kokkuleppinuid. 703 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:02,407 �tle ausalt, oled sa mind kunagi petnud? 704 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,963 Jah, �leeile sekret�riga. 705 00:47:07,037 --> 00:47:10,539 Ja saab samal sekundil lambiga piki pead! 706 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:14,837 Aga mees, lebab seal lambikildudel: Mis sul on? Me ju leppisime kokku. 707 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:17,882 Ja siin selgub, esiteks et nad 708 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:21,882 ei leppinud kokku, et ta peale sellist t�de ei viruta lambiga vastu pead. 709 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:27,188 Ja teiseks, et selliseid k�simusi esitatakse ainsal eesm�rgil: kuulda vastust "ei". 710 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:29,796 Ja ei ole t�htis, on see t�si v�i mitte. 711 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,203 Aleksandr Demidov, "Pereelu ents�klopeedia", 712 00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:36,603 peat�kk "��lambi m�just inimese libiidole". 713 00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:45,167 Aitab hirnumisest! Me magame! - Kohe. 714 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:54,838 V�i siis r��gid naisele: Ma l�hen poistega jalkat vaatama. 715 00:47:56,208 --> 00:48:00,653 Aga tema �tleb: Mine loomulikult. Ainult sa pole poega n�inud kaks p�eva. 716 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:04,405 J�rgmisel korral sa lisad "v�ib-olla". 717 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:11,278 V�ib-olla ma l�hen poistega jalkat vaatama, v�ibolla. 718 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:15,288 See t�hendab, hakkad v�hehaaval �ra k�sima. 719 00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:19,042 Tema �tleb: Aga miks sa minu k�est k�sid? 720 00:48:19,555 --> 00:48:22,081 Kas ma olen sulle kunagi midagi keelanud? 721 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:26,583 Ja hiljem �tled, et j�id t��le kauemaks. 722 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,300 Mis ma pean talle valetama? 723 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,019 Ta on ju k�ige l�hedasem isik mulle? Ah, Ljosha? Ljosh! 724 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:39,173 Oi! Kam, vabanda ma vajusin �ra. 725 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,919 Miks sa ei maga? - Ah, ei ole und. 726 00:48:43,507 --> 00:48:44,671 Sa �ra p�e. 727 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:48,257 Sa ju tahad selgusele j�uda? - Muidugi tahan. 728 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:53,577 Normaalne, t�hendab. Kui sa midagi ei taha, see oleks kriis. 729 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,780 Ja siis sa hakkad tahtma, et tahaks midagi. 730 00:48:57,867 --> 00:48:58,870 See hea k�ll. 731 00:48:59,195 --> 00:49:01,770 Vot kui sa aga ei taha, et tahaks midagi tahta. 732 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,989 Vot see oleks kriis. 733 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:09,670 See ei ole kriis, see on pizdets. 734 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,197 "Aitame selgust luua teie sisemises maailmas". 735 00:49:43,292 --> 00:49:44,792 Pardonte. 736 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:58,486 Nad peavad meid kinni, 737 00:49:58,716 --> 00:50:01,650 sind pannakse puhuma ja aparaat n�itab promilli. -Ei n�ita. 738 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:06,375 Ma pesin hambad, j�in kohvi, normaalne. - Hinga. 739 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,474 Justkui poleks midagi. - Normaalne. 740 00:50:09,292 --> 00:50:11,315 Miks see on nii, et j�ime �hepalju, 741 00:50:11,501 --> 00:50:14,900 aga �ks haiseb hommikul, samas teine vaid l�hnab kergelt? 742 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:19,304 Seda nimetatakse sisemiseks intelligentsuseks. - Ai, ai! Tagasi! 743 00:50:19,890 --> 00:50:22,798 Mis juhtus? - Seis, tagasi, tagasi! 744 00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:26,000 Tasa, tasa! Juba j��n seisma. K�ik, seisame. 745 00:50:26,035 --> 00:50:27,649 V�id juba �elda, mis juhtus? 746 00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:31,299 No ma kirjutasin SMS-i Lenale, aga saatsin Sonjale. - Ooh jumal. 747 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:35,239 Mis sa kirjutasid? - Nii, loe ette, ma �petan, mida teha tuleb. 748 00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:41,443 Noh, loen: Tere kena t�druk. - Nii. 749 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:45,186 Mida kaugemale sinust l�hen, seda rohkem tahan sinu juurde. 750 00:50:45,550 --> 00:50:48,417 Saada mulle pikk soe SMS. Sinu mina. 751 00:50:48,452 --> 00:50:50,047 Ja mis siin on imelikku? 752 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:54,920 Kuidas mis? Ma ei kutsu Sonjat kunagi "kenaks t�drukuks". 753 00:50:56,118 --> 00:50:59,059 No kirjutasid, tegid midagi meeldivat. Mis? 754 00:50:59,094 --> 00:51:02,000 Mina ei kirjuta juba ammu SMS-ides nime. 755 00:51:02,417 --> 00:51:06,375 �ige ka. Nii saab korraga mitmele saata. 756 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:10,417 Te arvate et midagi hullu ei juhtunud? - Aga mis sind h�irib? 757 00:51:10,452 --> 00:51:13,182 No ma olen kuidagi harjunud isikliku l�henemisega. 758 00:51:13,231 --> 00:51:16,192 Ma m�letan, et ostsin kord kingitusi uueks aastaks. 759 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,622 Ostsin t�htsaima kingi kallile naisele. J�i veel kolm mittet�htsat. 760 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,825 M��ja, selline kogemustega, r��gib: 761 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:27,875 Teil on ju vaja kolme �hesugust kinki, jah? 762 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:33,427 Ma ei tea, nad on kolm erinevat t�tarlast. Ma v�tan kolm erinevat. 763 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:36,093 Ja see m��ja vaatas mind sellise tunnustusega, 764 00:51:36,192 --> 00:51:38,115 et on veel maailmas korralikke mehi. 765 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:51,222 Naised on selles m�ttes kuidagi �ilsamad. 766 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,382 Noh, tahaks seda uskuda. - Ahah. mul on tuttav, 767 00:51:55,417 --> 00:52:00,458 kes oskab toksida s�numisse "suudlen" ilma k�tt kotist v�lja v�tmata. 768 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:04,138 S�idavad koos mehega autos. Mees �tleb talle: 769 00:52:04,383 --> 00:52:06,337 T�nase �htu veedame kahekesi. 770 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:08,544 Tema aga naeratab, endal k�si k�ekotis. 771 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:11,835 Ja mulle tuleb s�num: T�na ei saa. Suudlen. 772 00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:17,031 Oi jah! Kui tuleks fashistid, - Ooh, j�lle? 773 00:52:17,986 --> 00:52:22,293 need, kes vale eest maha lasevad ja k�siks: Kas naine pettis sind v�i ei? 774 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:24,331 Igal juhul vastaks ma "Ei". 775 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:27,746 Sellep�rast, kui ei petnud, lastakse sul minna. 776 00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,536 Kui aga pettis, ei j�ua sa imestadagi. 777 00:52:31,243 --> 00:52:33,250 Ei, ei petnud. 778 00:52:36,997 --> 00:52:38,346 Ei arvanud �ra. 779 00:52:39,006 --> 00:52:40,532 TEDA PETTIS NAINE 780 00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,472 Ah sa raibe! 781 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,352 Ait�h fashistid. 782 00:52:53,786 --> 00:52:56,836 Olen ka muuseas n�us, et �telda "jah" pole mingit m�tet. 783 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,986 Mitte mingit. 784 00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:00,787 N�iteks, kui sa �tleks "Jah, pettis" 785 00:53:01,417 --> 00:53:03,342 Ja see oleks t�si. 786 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:07,124 Sind lastaks minema, ela. Ainult kuidas sellega edasi elada? 787 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,870 Sina tead. Tema teab, et sina tead. 788 00:53:11,671 --> 00:53:15,413 Fashistid teavad. Neid enam tagasi ei kutsu. Kuidagi piinlik. 789 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,333 Olid kasulikud vennad. 790 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:21,225 Aga kui k�ik toetuks sellele, et sa ei tea. 791 00:53:21,484 --> 00:53:23,935 Tema l�heb su juurest �ra. Sina aga armastad teda. 792 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,250 Johhaidii, mis see olgu! - Mis juhtus, mis seal on? 793 00:53:35,571 --> 00:53:36,478 Kas ta sai aru? 794 00:53:37,373 --> 00:53:39,020 Ei, ei saanud. 795 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:42,269 Ait�h mu kohevake! Mops-mops. 796 00:53:44,826 --> 00:53:47,837 Nii! Mis o-o-o?! Ta jalgu olete n�inud? 797 00:53:48,653 --> 00:53:50,372 Siis kannatada. 798 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:55,250 Vot sellep�rast ma ei abiellugi. 799 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:04,395 Imelik, kui mehele meeldib m�ni naine, siis ta peab tema p�rast v�itlema. 800 00:54:04,857 --> 00:54:05,733 Tuleb v�ita. 801 00:54:06,389 --> 00:54:08,934 Aga kui naisele meeldib m�ni mees, 802 00:54:09,015 --> 00:54:12,652 siis selleks, et teda endale v�ita, peab ta alla andma. 803 00:54:13,058 --> 00:54:14,188 T�hendab, et kaotama. 804 00:54:14,917 --> 00:54:16,520 V�itma kaotades. 805 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,636 Meie m�ngime kabet, nemad aga �raandmist. 806 00:54:21,917 --> 00:54:25,875 Naiste k�ver loogika. See on alati nii. 807 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,763 Ilus. - Tead, kui ilus veel sees on. L�hme! 808 00:54:54,276 --> 00:54:55,506 Kuhu me l�heme? - Tulge, l�hme. 809 00:54:55,527 --> 00:54:56,474 Kuhu me l�heme? - Kuhu sa l�hed? 810 00:54:56,703 --> 00:54:59,153 Ljosha, Ljosh! - Ma pole siin k�mme aastat k�inud. 811 00:54:59,824 --> 00:55:01,001 No s�idame palun juba! 812 00:55:01,078 --> 00:55:02,496 K�igepealt on hingeline n�lg, p�rast - f��siline. 813 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:05,684 Hingelist n�lga ma ei tunne, f��silist aga p�ris jubedalt! 814 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,673 Aga me oleme juba siin. Slav, �ks samm. Vaata milline ilu! 815 00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:10,715 Ljosh, ma olen alati sinu poolt, 816 00:55:10,726 --> 00:55:14,514 aga ma pole peale eilsete iiriste midagi s��nud. Saaks ehk kuidagi, ah? 817 00:55:14,975 --> 00:55:18,282 H�sti. kiirelt s��ma ja siis... - Magama! 818 00:55:20,933 --> 00:55:26,526 Selge. Teadke, et ma s�idan s��ma hingelt madalate inimestega. - H�sti. 819 00:55:26,807 --> 00:55:27,794 Vot niisikestega. 820 00:55:27,812 --> 00:55:29,737 K��bused, p�gmeed, t�prad k�ik. - N�us. 821 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,048 K�ik, istuge. - Vot nii. 822 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,725 Aga Ljosha on k�ik h�sti s�ttinud, eks? 823 00:55:32,951 --> 00:55:36,789 Saab �gida ja n�idata end k�rgelt hingestatud inimesena. 824 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:42,176 Issand, issand, issand... Kartopljanikud. 825 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:46,486 Ljosh, misasi on kartopljanikud? - Kartoplja noh, selline riivitud. 826 00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:48,641 Kartulipannkoogid v�i? - Ei need on teised. 827 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,499 See on selline kotlet, kus sees on kartulipuder 828 00:55:51,526 --> 00:55:52,901 ja siis on k�ik praetud. 829 00:55:53,035 --> 00:55:54,886 Aa, nagu kartulikotlet? - Milline kartulikotlet? 830 00:55:55,579 --> 00:55:57,839 Noh, kuidas talle seletada? Kartopljanikud. 831 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,717 Neiu, palun meile teine, kolmas, neljas lehek�lg. 832 00:56:00,977 --> 00:56:02,659 V�lja arvatud, teate need praetud ajud. 833 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:07,433 Jah! Ja pipraviina, - Ei-ei. Pipragorilkat. 834 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:12,935 Ma ei oska veel t�iuslikult ukraina keelt. - T�nan. 835 00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:16,331 Jah, Vera. 836 00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:23,507 Jah. 837 00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:28,035 Ja mis siis on? No mis on? 838 00:56:31,635 --> 00:56:32,742 Mida see naine piinab tast? 839 00:56:32,798 --> 00:56:35,428 Kas ta ei saa aru, et varem v�i hiljem laseb mees lihtsalt jalga? 840 00:56:35,802 --> 00:56:36,894 Mulle tundub et ta ise surub peale. 841 00:56:37,330 --> 00:56:40,487 Naudib t�htis olemist. Tema laseb ise naise minema. 842 00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:44,752 Te ei saa aru. See on tema elustiil. Ise provotseerib naist ja siis on skandaal. 843 00:56:44,948 --> 00:56:47,558 P�rast aga lepivad �ra ja ta on m�nda aega rahul. 844 00:56:47,674 --> 00:56:48,712 Miks sa nii arvad? 845 00:56:49,361 --> 00:56:52,061 Sellep�rast, et Janaga oli t�pselt sama teema. 846 00:56:52,426 --> 00:56:54,048 Tal on lihtsalt teisiti igav. 847 00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:58,792 Nii! Andke mulle viina. - Vala talle. 848 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,173 Kam, �kki sa ei suruks teda nii? 849 00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:04,026 Meie s�itsime l�butsema, tema j�i sinna. - Ljosh, tead mis! Sa... 850 00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:06,993 Kas sa v�iksid... �hes�naga, olgu, 851 00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:09,207 ma ei hakka midagi seletama. Lihtsalt kuulake. 852 00:57:09,607 --> 00:57:12,023 Kolm p�eva tagasi kirjutasid Vera ja Jana. 853 00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:13,587 Lihtsalt kuulake. 854 00:57:14,269 --> 00:57:19,014 Jana: Mu kullake, igatsen sind nii v�ga. 855 00:57:19,631 --> 00:57:21,141 Tahan n�ha su silmi. 856 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:27,136 Vera: Riis, tatar, porgand, tomatid, kapsas on otsas. 857 00:57:27,549 --> 00:57:31,011 Jana: Igatsen sind isegi siis, kui oled minuga. 858 00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:34,355 Elus on nii v�he hetki, mil saame koos olla. 859 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:39,061 Vera: Shampoon "Vishi" kiilanemise vastu, punane palsam. 860 00:57:39,184 --> 00:57:41,896 Higipulk, mitte kreem vaid rulliga. 861 00:57:43,256 --> 00:57:45,233 Sa oled mulle k�ige-k�ige armsam. 862 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:52,218 Salvr�tid, paberr�tid, tualettpaber 4 tk. Millal j�uad? 863 00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:55,736 Jana: Luba, et n�en sind unes, kindlalt. 864 00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:59,209 Vera: Helista poest, kindlasti tuleb mul midagi veel meelde. 865 00:58:00,433 --> 00:58:04,172 Jah, see on hirmsam kui Fausti "Goethe". 866 00:58:06,745 --> 00:58:10,447 Sa saad ju aru, et kui praegu l�heksid Jana juurde, 867 00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,596 siis poole aasta p�rast hakkab ta ka sulle salvr�ttidest kirjutama. 868 00:58:13,756 --> 00:58:14,891 Jah saan k�ll. 869 00:58:16,215 --> 00:58:18,727 Kam, aga sa �tlesid, et kustutasid k�ik SMS-id? 870 00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:25,044 Tead sa, mitte k�ik. Telefonis on sellised kohad, kust naine neid ei leia. 871 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:31,042 Ma ei m�ista, milleks sellised peitusm�ngud. 872 00:58:31,292 --> 00:58:35,625 Valetad midagi kokku ja p�rast pead m�letama kellele ja millal. 873 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,360 Miks ei v�iks kokku leppida? - Sa oled t�e poolt? 874 00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:41,003 Jah. - See t�hendab, et abiellud ja hakkad kohe t�tt r��kima? 875 00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:42,451 Ljosh, jah. 876 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,155 Parem oleks nii, et kutsud k�ik tibid, kes olid enne teda, 877 00:58:46,271 --> 00:58:49,203 korraga kokku ja tutvustada neid naisele. 878 00:58:49,498 --> 00:58:50,295 Jah. 879 00:58:51,976 --> 00:58:56,807 Palume k�iki Rostislavi t�drukuid viienda kai juurde. 880 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:02,637 Nii, kes te olete? 881 00:59:03,038 --> 00:59:05,380 Juuni 2001. - Astume edasi. 882 00:59:05,613 --> 00:59:10,595 Kuidas? ma olen ka juuni 2001! - Astume edasi. 883 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:14,590 On veel 2001. aasta suve? - On, on! 884 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:18,583 T�drukud teate, ma lasen teid grupina l�bi! Astume edasi! 885 00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:44,379 Rostislav, te vahest ehk v�taksite veidi rahulikumalt. 886 00:59:45,292 --> 00:59:49,601 V�i tuleb meil viie aasta p�rast ristleja prahtida. 887 00:59:49,696 --> 00:59:51,537 Aga see on juba hoopis teise raha eest. 888 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:55,779 Vabandust? 889 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:03,157 See on haiglast, kus ma kaks n�dalat lamasin. Keeruline murd oli. 890 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:10,552 Oh loodan Rostislav, et teie isiklik elu meie laevukest ei uputa. 891 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,723 Oih tuleb, tuleb! 892 01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:17,386 Kus on pirukad? 893 01:00:17,613 --> 01:00:20,373 Borsh, borsh, borsh! - Tahan ka borshi. 894 01:00:21,684 --> 01:00:23,849 �hes�naga, k�ik on kogunenud, laev s�itis v�lja. 895 01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:26,114 Nemad joovad �lemisel tekil shampust. 896 01:00:26,452 --> 01:00:30,183 Sellised kenad, soengutes. Nad tahavad ju mulle meeldida. 897 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:32,842 Ja loomulikult ka teineteisele muljet avaldada. 898 01:00:33,306 --> 01:00:34,568 Ja siis saabun mina. 899 01:00:35,114 --> 01:00:37,089 Selline... No teate k�ll. 900 01:00:37,439 --> 01:00:38,733 �ldiselt, selline. 901 01:00:40,386 --> 01:00:41,869 Tere mu kullakesed. 902 01:00:41,988 --> 01:00:44,795 Tere k�ll korraks, kuid siiski l�hedased mulle inimesed. 903 01:00:44,912 --> 01:00:49,013 Te olete k�ik mulle v�ga kallid, kuigi m�ningaid teist ma ei m�leta. 904 01:00:49,069 --> 01:00:51,307 Ka meie armastame sind, Slavake! 905 01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:59,996 Ma olen t�esti v�ga �revil, lubage mul tutvustada inimest, 906 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:03,742 kellest m�ned teist on kuulnud ja m�ned isegi n�inud, 907 01:01:04,199 --> 01:01:06,804 kuid suurem osa teist isegi ei kahtlustanud tema olemasolu. 908 01:01:06,935 --> 01:01:08,267 Niisiis, minu naine! 909 01:01:16,292 --> 01:01:19,267 Oi, ma kohe ei tea mida �elda. 910 01:01:20,996 --> 01:01:22,233 Teate, ma 911 01:01:23,432 --> 01:01:28,162 pole vist kunagi oma mehe �le nii uhke olnud. 912 01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:30,801 Milline tubli ta mul on, eksju? 913 01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,240 On l�inud nii, 914 01:01:36,686 --> 01:01:41,070 et minu elus on teda tunduvalt rohkem kui �helgi teisel teist. 915 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,526 Praegu ma vaatan, et te olete k�ik sellised armsakesed. 916 01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,903 Mina rumaluke olin isegi armukade. 917 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:58,250 ja ei tahtnud teda kellegagi jagada. Kas mul on siis kahju v�i? 918 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,875 Aga n��d, tutvuma! 919 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:06,958 Tervist. 920 01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:08,412 Oi, tere. 921 01:02:13,852 --> 01:02:15,144 See on Ljudotshka t�� juurest. 922 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:18,102 Meil k�ib see juba kaks aastat, aga kuidagi jooksu pealt. 923 01:02:18,339 --> 01:02:20,965 Aga miks jooksu pealt. Selline armsake. - T�esti, armsake. 924 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,083 Tead, mul on selline raudne reegel - t�� juurest mitte kellegagi. 925 01:02:24,118 --> 01:02:28,042 V�ike reegli v��namine. 926 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,475 Siin ei pea ma sind tutvustama, oma parima s�branna tunned ise �ra. 927 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:38,163 Svetka! - Tervist. 928 01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:43,668 Sa oled muidugi t�bras! - Aga see-eest on millest r��kida. 929 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:49,905 Noh tunnista, ta on mul... Jah? - Hea. - Seda minagi! 930 01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:51,574 Sa oled t�esti sigudik. 931 01:02:51,909 --> 01:02:53,859 Kuule, ega sa isegi parem pole. S�idad n�dalaks minema. 932 01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:57,129 Svetka helistab, arvates et sa oled kodus ja kuidagi l�ks. 933 01:02:57,341 --> 01:02:59,831 Aga kus te seda... Kas meil kodus? - Ei, me s�itsime hotelli. 934 01:03:00,336 --> 01:03:02,661 Milleks hotelli? Kodus ju kedagi polnud. 935 01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:05,469 Seda enam, et Svetka teab, kus mul on pesu, kus k�ter�tid. 936 01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:08,679 Pealegi on hotell kallis. Palju sa maksid? 937 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,382 No maksin. Mis vahet seal on? 938 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:12,555 Loomulikult. 939 01:03:12,913 --> 01:03:15,172 Minule kasuka jaoks raha pole, aga hotelli jaoks on. 940 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:18,470 Et j�rgmine kord oleks meil kodus! - H�sti, leppisime kokku. 941 01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:21,434 Oo! Anja, Olja, Masha, fitnessi instruktorid. 942 01:03:21,743 --> 01:03:22,792 Tervist. 943 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,719 Oi, aga kes see on? Mees v�i? 944 01:03:28,048 --> 01:03:29,444 Kus? - No seal. 945 01:03:29,767 --> 01:03:31,090 Ei v�i olla. Kust siia mees sai? 946 01:03:31,292 --> 01:03:36,023 L�hme, sind ootab all s�rpriis. L�hme. - Ei noh, ma lihtsalt. 947 01:03:36,327 --> 01:03:38,564 Kes see oli? - M�ni kelner kindlasti. 948 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:42,658 T�htis on mitte sattuda m�nele samasugusele �ritusele, 949 01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:44,422 mille on korraldanud sinu naine. 950 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,382 Sasha, pipart sulle keele peale! M�tled ka mida r��gid! 951 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:51,375 Sanja, sa �ra seda k�vasti v�lja �tle, sest see v�ib materialiseeruda. 952 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:59,551 Oh Jumal, k�ll ma olen end t�is s��nud. 953 01:03:59,887 --> 01:04:01,195 Neli kartopljanikut. 954 01:04:01,738 --> 01:04:04,133 Ja mis k�ige t�htsam, esimesed kuus l�ksid nii h�sti. 955 01:04:04,417 --> 01:04:06,862 Poleks vaja olnud peale kartopljanikuid s��a vareenikuid. 956 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,118 Ja k�ike seda alla loputada kartulikotlettidega. 957 01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:11,424 Kuidas pole vaja? See k�ik on nii maitsev! 958 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:23,458 Mis Andrejevski langus? See on Andrejevski t�us. 959 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,621 Mis see on? - Kuidas mis? See on Andy Warhol! 960 01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:33,944 Ja kes see on? 961 01:04:34,192 --> 01:04:39,447 Sa ei tea? K�ige kuulsam 20. sajandi kunstnik. Ja k�ige kallim. 962 01:04:39,679 --> 01:04:40,980 Ja palju see jama maksab? 963 01:04:41,058 --> 01:04:44,106 See on reproduktsioon. Aga originaal maksab miljoneid dollareid. 964 01:04:44,535 --> 01:04:46,325 Issand. Maailm on hulluks l�inud. 965 01:04:46,598 --> 01:04:49,458 See on �ks tema kuulsamaid pilte. - Klass! 966 01:04:49,697 --> 01:04:53,091 Huvitav, kuidas ma oleksin teada saanud, et see on suur kunst, 967 01:04:53,144 --> 01:04:54,994 kui sa poleks mind hoiatanud? 968 01:04:55,412 --> 01:04:58,337 Kaasaegne kunst on v�ga peen asi. 969 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:00,882 Tere p�evast. - Tere. 970 01:05:00,917 --> 01:05:04,857 K�isin New Yorgis Guggenheimi muuseumis. - Olen ka k�inud. 971 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:10,167 Viies korrus "Kaasaegne kunst" Astun sisse. 972 01:05:11,083 --> 01:05:16,269 Vaatan, ripub pilt "Kollane ristk�lik" Alla kirjutatud "Kollane Ristk�lik." 973 01:05:16,698 --> 01:05:18,440 M�tlen, et �ldiselt sada aastat tagasi Malevitsh 974 01:05:18,711 --> 01:05:20,922 midagi sellelaadset juba joonistas. Teema lukku. 975 01:05:21,243 --> 01:05:22,965 Olgu, l�hen edasi. 976 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:28,208 Kaks kolmnurka, punane ja sinine. Allkiri: Kaks kolmnurka, punane ja sinine. 977 01:05:28,243 --> 01:05:31,919 M�tlen, misasi see on? Selgub, et kaks kolmnurka. 978 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:34,427 L�hen edasi, n�en - hunnik prahti, 979 01:05:34,733 --> 01:05:38,344 �mbritsetud n��riga ja silt: "Hunnik prahti." 980 01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:43,083 Kamil juba hakkas jagama kaasaegset kunsti. - Loomulikult! 981 01:05:43,118 --> 01:05:45,413 Edasi arvasin juba vabalt nimetusi. 982 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:47,998 L�hen edasi, vaatan. 983 01:05:48,633 --> 01:05:49,397 Tualett. 984 01:05:49,689 --> 01:05:53,736 T�pselt samasuguse n��riga piiratud ja kiri: Tualett ei t��ta. 985 01:05:54,178 --> 01:05:56,816 M�tlen, kas tualett ei t��ta, 986 01:05:57,284 --> 01:06:01,289 v�i on see taies nimetusega "Tualett ei t��ta"? 987 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,496 Ja mis selgus? - Ei tea. 988 01:06:04,735 --> 01:06:06,686 M�tlesin, et sinna ei saa ju niikuinii pissile minna, 989 01:06:07,348 --> 01:06:10,976 sest tualett kas ei t��ta. On suletud. Ei tohi. 990 01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:14,794 V�i sa lased lihtsalt kellegi taiese t�is. 991 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,229 Kunstnikule otse hinge. 992 01:06:17,810 --> 01:06:21,046 L�ksin otsima kunstiteost nimetusega "Tualett t��tab". 993 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:24,062 Ma muuseas kasutaksin hetkel meelsasti seda kunstiobjekti. - Mina ka. 994 01:06:25,430 --> 01:06:29,708 Nii poisid. N�en, et te jagate seda asja. Valige siin ise midagi v�lja. 995 01:06:29,743 --> 01:06:33,330 Mitte v�ga suurt. Et pagasnikusse mahuks. On ju, palun. 996 01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:36,250 L�hme, l�hme. Ma tean kus see asub. 997 01:06:37,917 --> 01:06:40,220 Sa oleks pidanud ise sinna j��ma ja tema sinu asemel pissile. 998 01:06:40,743 --> 01:06:43,306 Ei, ta poleks nii h�sti osanud. - Seda k�ll. 999 01:06:44,035 --> 01:06:46,003 Tulevad. - No t�nu jumalale! 1000 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:47,805 L�puks ometi! Ei ole ju v�imalik nii kaua! 1001 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:49,942 Aga see-eest. Palun! 1002 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:56,173 Suurep�rane. V�i �udne, ma ei tea. 1003 01:06:56,457 --> 01:06:57,731 Aega on v�he, s�idame juba. 1004 01:06:57,835 --> 01:06:59,046 S�idame. - Sa ju ei vaadanudki. 1005 01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,286 Ljosh, mulle meeldib. 1006 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,077 Ei noh, �ldiselt normaalne?! 1007 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,694 Meie piinlesime, valisime, aga neil on �ksk�ik! 1008 01:07:05,587 --> 01:07:07,569 Olgu olgu, palju me teile v�lgneme? 1009 01:07:07,895 --> 01:07:08,858 Seitsesada viisk�mmend. 1010 01:07:08,961 --> 01:07:10,013 Seitsesada viisk�mmend, palju see kursi j�rgi tuleb? 1011 01:07:10,369 --> 01:07:11,877 Sada dollarit? Suurep�rane pilt! 1012 01:07:12,370 --> 01:07:14,292 Mis sada? Seitsesada viisk�mmend n�kku. 1013 01:07:14,719 --> 01:07:16,267 Seitsesada viisk�mmend mida? - Dollarit. 1014 01:07:16,591 --> 01:07:18,850 Milliseid dollareid? - Slava, no milliseid dollareid!? 1015 01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:23,009 Ma ei saa praegu aru, kas see pilt maksis kolm tonni? 1016 01:07:23,535 --> 01:07:25,099 Milline pilt maksab kolm tonni? 1017 01:07:25,339 --> 01:07:26,745 Mis te olete segi v�i? 1018 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,503 Ma ei saa aru, milline pilt maksab kolm tonni? 1019 01:07:29,766 --> 01:07:30,956 Aga mis te siis arvestasite? 1020 01:07:31,035 --> 01:07:32,551 Inimesed v�tavad ju meid vastu. 1021 01:07:32,732 --> 01:07:35,385 Organiseerivad k�ik. Neil on ju klubi juubel. 1022 01:07:35,675 --> 01:07:36,993 Ljosha, ma saan k�igest aru, aga kolm tonni! 1023 01:07:37,172 --> 01:07:39,850 Oota, kas see pilt maksab kolm tonni? 1024 01:07:39,868 --> 01:07:42,273 Kamil, jah! - Mida, dollarit v�i? - Jah. 1025 01:07:43,118 --> 01:07:44,831 Ei noh, me saime veel tonni alla. 1026 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,958 P�ris h�sti k�isime tualetis! 1027 01:07:52,714 --> 01:07:54,381 Oleksite v�inud v�hemalt n�u pidada! 1028 01:07:54,708 --> 01:07:56,690 Ise �tlesite, et usaldate meid. - No jah. 1029 01:07:56,952 --> 01:07:58,312 T�hendab, mina ei anna! K�ik! 1030 01:07:59,384 --> 01:08:02,519 Ma v�tsin kaasa kindla koguse raha ja ei arvestanud selle juraga. 1031 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:05,323 Ma ei tea, annan Moskvas tagasi. 1032 01:08:05,781 --> 01:08:07,616 Ei noh, n�ha ju et on hea. On hea. 1033 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,524 N�ed, Kamilile meeldib. - Meeldiks ehk mulle ka, 1034 01:08:09,908 --> 01:08:10,982 ainult miks nii kallis? 1035 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,136 See on Tishenko. - Mis Tishenko? 1036 01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:15,598 Moodne kunstnik - Tishenko. - Ja siis? 1037 01:08:16,327 --> 01:08:18,375 Tishenko. 1038 01:08:20,292 --> 01:08:21,932 Tishenko, jah? 1039 01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:23,638 Ei noh, olen kuulnud. 1040 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:27,882 Kohe n�ha et hea. Loomulikult. - Hea, hea. 1041 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:29,796 Ainult niikuinii annan ma Moskvas raha. V�i on praegu vaja? 1042 01:08:30,265 --> 01:08:31,343 Parem praegu. 1043 01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:34,285 Anna viisk�mmend dollarit ja s�idame. 1044 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:38,062 Aga �lej��nu? - Slava, see maksis kakssada dollarit, rahune. 1045 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:40,115 Mis asi maksab kakssada dollarit? - Pilt. 1046 01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:43,177 Milline pilt maksab kakssada dollarit? 1047 01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:46,324 See pilt maksab kakssada dollarit. - Jah? 1048 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:57,500 Aga miks see maksab kakssada dollarit? See on ju Tishenko! 1049 01:08:57,535 --> 01:08:59,673 Kes see on see Tishenko? - Ei tea. 1050 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:03,354 Ma ka ei tea. Ainult Slava on temast midagi kuulnud. 1051 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:06,965 Slava, kes see Tishenko on selline? - Tead, k�i sa ka... 1052 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,757 Normaalne! Mina s��stan tal seitsesada dollarit, 1053 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:09,691 aga tema saadab mind pikalt. 1054 01:09:10,035 --> 01:09:15,042 Ja kindlasti on vaja osta pudel. Korralik ja kallis. 1055 01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:21,564 Otsustasime, et kui teid haneks t�mbame, siis ta arvab et see on kallis. 1056 01:09:22,669 --> 01:09:25,296 See on sellep�rast, et kunstis ei ole objektiivseid kriteeriume. 1057 01:09:26,035 --> 01:09:27,336 N�iteks spordis on k�ik objektiivne. 1058 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:31,009 Jooksid k�ige kiiremini sadat meetrit. K�ik! Tubli, v�itja, tshempion. 1059 01:09:31,372 --> 01:09:34,768 Ja kedagi ei huvita sinu stiil. Lase kasv�i tagurpidi. 1060 01:09:35,243 --> 01:09:37,495 "Ta jooksis kuidagi mittekontseptuaalselt". 1061 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,055 Mine sa ka perse! Jookse ise nii. 1062 01:09:40,417 --> 01:09:44,681 "Mida ta tahtis �elda oma �heksa ja poole sekundiga". 1063 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:49,041 Et t�hja sa nii jooksed! Ainult seda. 1064 01:09:49,076 --> 01:09:52,583 See on sellest et k�ik on tinglik. 1065 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:59,008 Vot see on ilus. Sellest ma saan aru. Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol! 1066 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,881 Andy Warhol, 1067 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:07,247 mis sa heegeldad 1068 01:10:09,488 --> 01:10:12,720 mu pea kohal. 1069 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:23,192 T�kki mult sa �ra oota. 1070 01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:34,935 Ei sa saa mind, Andy Warhol! 1071 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:46,439 Sanja, pole vaja, ma saan ise ka hakkama. - Ei noh, �kki... 1072 01:10:47,917 --> 01:10:51,083 Miks se on nii, meie kiirustame aga rehv... 1073 01:10:51,118 --> 01:10:52,965 V�ta juba toru! 1074 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,468 �ra muretse. Ta on kindlasti koos lastega. - Mis see siia puutub? 1075 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,045 Tal ei ole telefon selleks, et minuga r��kida, 1076 01:10:59,288 --> 01:11:01,954 vaid selleks, et see heliseks kotis ja ta seda ei kuuleks. 1077 01:11:02,118 --> 01:11:04,788 Ta helistab sulle kohe tagasi. - Jah, kohe helistab! 1078 01:11:05,417 --> 01:11:08,833 Helistan talle kahe tunni p�rast ja �tlen, et helistasin sulle k�mme korda! 1079 01:11:08,868 --> 01:11:11,153 Aga tema teatab: Ja jah, ma n�gin. - Normaalne? 1080 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:15,780 Miks on nii, et naine astub ligi, esitab k�simuse. 1081 01:11:15,961 --> 01:11:17,447 Ma n�en, et k�simus on talle t�htis. 1082 01:11:17,801 --> 01:11:20,753 Hakkan talle vastama, kui saan �kki aru, et ta on juba l�inud. 1083 01:11:21,037 --> 01:11:24,867 See t�hendab et tal oli vaja k�sida, aga vastus teda �ldse ei huvita. 1084 01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:27,087 V�id seletada mulle, mis see on? 1085 01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:30,803 Ja miks restoranis ei meeldi talle kunagi see, mida tema tellis, 1086 01:11:30,956 --> 01:11:32,936 vaid see mida mina tellisin? 1087 01:11:33,327 --> 01:11:37,012 Ja ta hakkab s��ma minu taldrikust. Mina �tlen: Telli endale sama. 1088 01:11:37,254 --> 01:11:40,906 Aga tema: Milleks? Ma ainult proovisin. Ja s��b pool taldrikut t�hjaks. 1089 01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:45,194 �ige! Sina tahtsid just seda kogust liha ja just seda kogust kartuleid. - Nimelt! 1090 01:11:45,565 --> 01:11:46,465 Mul ei ole kahju. 1091 01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:48,794 Lihtsalt mulle ei meeldi kui s��akse minu taldrikust. 1092 01:11:49,426 --> 01:11:50,428 Ja kahju on ka! 1093 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,502 Miks on nii, kui ta teisest toast esitab mulle k�simuse 1094 01:11:54,094 --> 01:11:56,065 ja ma kuulen ainult kahte viimast s�na. 1095 01:11:56,417 --> 01:12:00,582 Umbes nii: Bum-bum-bum-bum rohelised sussid. 1096 01:12:00,883 --> 01:12:02,186 Mina k�sin, mida? 1097 01:12:02,417 --> 01:12:04,543 Tema �tleb: Rohelised sussid - Loomulikult. 1098 01:12:04,698 --> 01:12:06,911 Miks ta kordab t�pselt seda, mida ma kuulsin? 1099 01:12:06,939 --> 01:12:10,058 Just neid kahte viimast s�na. Kuidas tal see �nnestub? 1100 01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:15,703 V�i siis, l�ksite lahku. Ta j�ttis su maha. 1101 01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:17,474 Kirjutad talle: See on viimane SMS. 1102 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:20,267 Enam sa minust ei kuule. Oled mulle v��ras. H�vasti! 1103 01:12:20,453 --> 01:12:21,362 Ta ei vasta. 1104 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,894 Saadad teise viimse SMS-i: 1105 01:12:24,825 --> 01:12:27,055 V�iksid v�hemalt vastata, olime ju ikkagi seotud. 1106 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,934 Kolmas: Kiirustan jagamaks r��mu. Ma ei m�tle enam sulle. 1107 01:12:32,189 --> 01:12:33,619 �ldse! Nii et �ra enam helista. 1108 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:35,063 Ja tema ei helista. 1109 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:36,488 Siis mingi keelatud v�te. N�iteks: 1110 01:12:36,532 --> 01:12:39,691 Tead, selgus et Moskvas on peale sinu veel teisigi kaunitare. 1111 01:12:39,868 --> 01:12:41,202 Ja ikka mitte midagi. - Jah. 1112 01:12:41,241 --> 01:12:42,900 Ja nii viimased sada SMS-i. 1113 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,850 Ja l�petuseks: Kas t�esti ei v�iks olla normaalne ja �kski kord vastata? 1114 01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:50,843 K�ik, l�petasin saatmise. M��dub aasta, olen piinast lahti. 1115 01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:55,586 Temalt tuleb s�num: Sajab lund. Head talve algust! 1116 01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:57,346 Kas ei ole raisad?! 1117 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:01,183 K�ige koledam on see, kui eile oli nagu k�ik korras, 1118 01:13:01,432 --> 01:13:05,763 aga t�na saabub s�num: Vabanda, me ei saa enam koos olla. 1119 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:09,264 Palun �ra helista ega kirjuta Soovin sulle k�ike paremat. 1120 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:10,798 Sina aga ei saa aru, misp�rast? 1121 01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:14,029 V�he sellest, et sind j�eti maha. Lisaks ei saa aru millep�rast. Miks? 1122 01:13:14,910 --> 01:13:16,083 Loomulikult hakkad helistama ja kirjutama. 1123 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,301 Edasi l�heb t�pselt nii, nagu sa �tlesid Ljosha. 1124 01:13:18,952 --> 01:13:20,971 �hel hetkel ma sain teada vastuse k�simusele: Miks? 1125 01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:23,534 T�pne vastus on: "Sellep�rast. 1126 01:13:23,952 --> 01:13:28,208 Minuarust on see sajaprotsendiliselt �ige vastus. 1127 01:13:28,243 --> 01:13:30,538 Naiste puhul v�ib paljutki sellega seletada. 1128 01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:36,167 K�ike v�ib. - Vot sellep�rast Sasha ei abiellugi. L�hme. 1129 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:38,958 Tuleme, tuleme. 1130 01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:46,935 Ja selgub n�iteks et ma petan teda. 1131 01:13:48,589 --> 01:13:50,203 Tasa. - Sanja, natuke vaiksemalt. 1132 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:54,158 Ja enam ei seleta talle midagi, sest ta ei m�ista peamist. 1133 01:13:55,096 --> 01:13:57,910 Seda, et seks on minu jaoks armastatud naisega, t�hendab temaga, 1134 01:13:58,505 --> 01:14:01,584 printsipiaalselt midagi muud, kui seks kellegi teisega. 1135 01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:04,900 N�us! Mul on isegi n�ide selle kohta. 1136 01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:06,645 N�iteks sa armastad naist. - Miks kohe mina? 1137 01:14:06,806 --> 01:14:07,684 Rahu. 1138 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:11,713 Ja sa armastad vorsti. L�ksid, ostsid kakssada grammi vorsti ja s�id �ra. 1139 01:14:12,118 --> 01:14:14,746 See ei t�henda ju, et sa petsid naist vorstiga. 1140 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:13,863 Nii jah? 1141 01:15:15,683 --> 01:15:18,072 Svet, see ei ole see mida sa arvad. 1142 01:15:18,290 --> 01:15:20,806 Mis see siis on? Lase k�ia, m�tle midagi v�lja. 1143 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:26,604 Ma ei tahtnudki siia, olin tualetti teel. - Tualett on meil n��d k��gis jah? 1144 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:30,443 Noh, ja kui kaua see teie vahel juba on? 1145 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:35,250 Mitte kaua. �ra hakka peale. 1146 01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:39,847 Sa armastad teda? 1147 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,021 Ei noh, kuidas... Ei, ma... 1148 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:45,561 Veel parem! 1149 01:15:46,072 --> 01:15:49,062 Kui armastaks, siis ma saaks veel ehk aru. - No l�peta. 1150 01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:53,792 Ta ei t�henda minu jaoks midagi. 1151 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,458 Ei usu? 1152 01:15:58,917 --> 01:16:02,875 Miski ei paranda teid! Mine magama, et ma ei n�eks sind! 1153 01:16:05,417 --> 01:16:08,632 Naljakas v�rk. Oota, t�hendab, et tuleks j�lle valetada? 1154 01:16:09,056 --> 01:16:12,030 Slav, no jah. Mis sa arvad, et alati tuleb t�tt r��kida? 1155 01:16:12,660 --> 01:16:15,096 Lapsep�lves nagu �petati, et tuleb t�tt r��kida. 1156 01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:17,723 Aga kui sakslased k�sivad, kus asuvad teie tankid? 1157 01:16:18,417 --> 01:16:19,615 Tuleb vastata v�i ei? 1158 01:16:19,783 --> 01:16:20,880 V�i tuleks �petada lastele - 1159 01:16:20,882 --> 01:16:22,894 r��kige k�igile t�tt, v�lja arvatud sakslastele. 1160 01:16:23,118 --> 01:16:28,167 K�sib sult sakslane, noh saksa turistid, astuvad ligi t�naval ja k�sivad: 1161 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:34,155 Herr m��duja, kuidas me saaksime Tverskaja strassele? 1162 01:16:34,535 --> 01:16:36,327 No mis te karjute? Magada tahaks. 1163 01:16:37,605 --> 01:16:40,306 Tverskaja strasse? Verstehen? 1164 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:44,914 Sina aga saadad nad Jasenevo poole. Ja l�hevad, V formatsioonis. 1165 01:16:45,743 --> 01:16:47,835 Ja �ks, kaks... 1166 01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:53,555 Ja vajuvad Patriarhi tiigi juures l�bi j��. 1167 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:57,297 Ning upuvad oma raudr�� raskuse t�ttu. 1168 01:17:00,196 --> 01:17:01,882 Maga, maga! - Ei maga. 1169 01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:04,671 V�i kohtad klassi�de, keda pole juba 20 aastat n�inud. 1170 01:17:04,919 --> 01:17:06,294 Tema k�sib koketeerivalt: 1171 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:09,417 No kuidas ma v�lja n�en? 1172 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,805 Sina �tled t�tt: Jubedalt! 1173 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,888 Paks, vana, kortsud �mber silmade. 1174 01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:19,995 Ja loll ka, et selliseid k�simusi �ldse esitad. 1175 01:17:20,296 --> 01:17:21,756 Sa ennast peeglist oled �ldse vaadanud? 1176 01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:24,915 Ja kuidas siis lapsi �petada: R��kige t�tt k�igile, 1177 01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:28,141 peale sakslastele ja vananenud klassikaaslaste? 1178 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,151 Kuidagi ei l�he enam kokku, kuidas tahaks k�ituda 1179 01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:32,982 ja kuidas tuleks k�ituda. 1180 01:17:33,245 --> 01:17:37,602 Tahaks et oleks nagu vaja. Ja tahaks et oleks nagu tahaks. 1181 01:17:37,892 --> 01:17:39,026 Mida teha? 1182 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:45,273 Lase mind lahti pojake, ei j�ua enam. - Mis sa n��d memm? 1183 01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,937 Pole enam j�udu. - Ei saa! Ma pean su �le tee aitama! 1184 01:17:50,553 --> 01:17:51,524 Sakslased. 1185 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:56,375 Sakslased, kuidas edasi elada? 1186 01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:59,507 Kuidas, kuidas? Urr p�sti! 1187 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:04,667 Nii ma arvasingi. - Sakslased! Aidake! V�tke mind kaasa! 1188 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,167 L�hme memm, l�hme! 1189 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,958 Sakslased, oodake mind! 1190 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,250 Sakslased, sakslased! 1191 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:24,936 Memm, vaata. Ongi tee. 1192 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,998 Memm, kus sa oled? 1193 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,860 N��d on tee, aga memme pole. 1194 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:42,172 Mis m�tet on teel, kui �le selle ei saa memme aidata? 1195 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,394 Ettevaatust! Keera! - Pidurda, pidurda! Mine vasakult! 1196 01:18:49,465 --> 01:18:50,638 Tasa-tasa! 1197 01:18:57,519 --> 01:18:58,542 Vaadake, 1198 01:18:58,846 --> 01:19:03,845 filmi v�i n�idendit v�ib alati l�petada ilusa koha peal, eks? 1199 01:19:05,861 --> 01:19:06,755 Aga elu? 1200 01:19:09,122 --> 01:19:11,833 N�iteks, oleks elul alati �nnelik l�pp. 1201 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,423 Ei surnud sellep�rast, et surid - see oleks halb l�pp. 1202 01:19:18,189 --> 01:19:22,482 N�iteks, jalutad rannas, ilus p�ev. 1203 01:19:22,536 --> 01:19:24,915 Oled koos oma t�drukuga, suudlete. 1204 01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:30,856 Ja �kki hakkavad horisondi tagant vaikselt kerkima tiitrid. 1205 01:19:33,638 --> 01:19:36,387 Ja sa k�sid: Mis see on, kas k�ik? 1206 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:39,625 Oot, oodake hetk. Aga kes mind m�ngis? Kas m�ngis h�sti? 1207 01:19:41,753 --> 01:19:43,024 Ma loodan, et teile meeldis. 1208 01:19:43,173 --> 01:19:46,946 Sellep�rast, et l�ppes ju k�ik suurep�raselt. 1209 01:19:48,243 --> 01:19:50,792 Vot, kuidagi nii ehk. 1210 01:19:54,917 --> 01:19:57,173 Avage! Kes seal on! Tee lahti! 1211 01:19:57,208 --> 01:20:00,445 Sanja, kus sa oled?! - Roni v�lja! 1212 01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:05,122 K�ik autost eemale! 1213 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:09,125 L�heme eemale! Autost eemale! - Juba oleme eemal! 1214 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:13,042 Kam, �ige, mine eemale! - K�ik, k�ik, juba oleme. 1215 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:19,917 Nii, kas k�ik on ok? K�ik on terved? - Mina olen terve nagu. 1216 01:20:19,952 --> 01:20:22,622 Nii, Kam, miks sa vaikid? - Kam, mis on? 1217 01:20:22,657 --> 01:20:24,932 Normaalne, normaalne on. Kuidas see juhtus? 1218 01:20:24,967 --> 01:20:26,611 Ma ei saa �ldse aru, kuskohast ta v�lja kargas! 1219 01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:31,292 P�hiline, et teda ju ei olnud! T�hi tee ja �kki vaatan - seisab. 1220 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:33,466 �ldse ei reageeri. - Mina aga signaalitan. 1221 01:20:33,571 --> 01:20:34,582 �kki oli kurt? 1222 01:20:35,477 --> 01:20:36,401 Mis masinaga n��d saab? 1223 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,244 Ah, kurat seda teab. See on mul ju kindlustatud. 1224 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:42,920 Aga me oleks v�inud �ldse... Kr�ps. 1225 01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:45,883 T�itsa pael. 1226 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:50,167 Kuulge, meil ju �ldse vedas. 1227 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:54,104 Siin on pool meetrit puuni ja seal. Kuidas me �ldse l�bi tulime? 1228 01:20:54,139 --> 01:20:57,708 Seal oleks natuke varem, siit natuke hiljem. Ja puusse. Neli laipa! 1229 01:20:57,743 --> 01:21:00,173 Sa parem tule eemale. - Hea k�ll, hea k�ll. 1230 01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:03,833 P�hiline, et me ajasime k�ed laiali. Niimoodi hoidsime autost! 1231 01:21:03,868 --> 01:21:05,798 Aga vaja oleks kuidagi kokku hoida. V�i ei? 1232 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:08,417 Ja sa veel: "Tasa-tasa-tasa", kellele seda r��kisid? 1233 01:21:08,452 --> 01:21:10,567 Ta ju nagu alati. R��kis temaga l�bi. 1234 01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:14,547 Kes �tles "tasa-tasa"? - Mis, sa ei m�leta? - Ei. 1235 01:21:14,850 --> 01:21:17,968 Ljosh, aga mis sul hakkas? "Tulge k�ik masinast v�lja!", mis see oli? 1236 01:21:18,403 --> 01:21:21,143 Ma ei tea, oli vaja kuidagi, et k�ik... 1237 01:21:21,258 --> 01:21:23,969 Ma ei tea. Nagu kinos. Kangelane ronib auotost v�lja. 1238 01:21:24,327 --> 01:21:25,917 P�rast hakkab tilk, tilk bensiini tilkuma 1239 01:21:26,289 --> 01:21:27,989 ning kolmek�mne sekundi p�rast pafff! Plahvatus. 1240 01:21:28,327 --> 01:21:29,780 Huvitav, kas kolmk�mmend sekundit on m��das v�i ei? 1241 01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:32,356 Sash, l�peta �ra! 1242 01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:37,513 Hei mehed, kas k�ik on terved? - Jah, t�nan! 1243 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:40,885 Mis juhtus? - K�isime �le katuse, k�ik on korras! 1244 01:21:41,292 --> 01:21:42,284 On vaja v�lja t�mmata? 1245 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:46,537 Ei, ei ole vaja. K�ik on korras, s�itke edasi. - Ise teate. 1246 01:21:55,248 --> 01:21:58,138 Miks sa ta minema lasid? - Aga mis ma siis pidin tegema? 1247 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:00,947 Ta oleks v�inud ju meid v�lja t�mmata. - Jah? 1248 01:22:01,355 --> 01:22:04,033 Kamil. - Ma l�ksin segadusse. 1249 01:22:04,673 --> 01:22:06,243 Kohe peatame kellegi. 1250 01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:11,382 Huvitav, et mutt ei tulnud isegi vaatama. 1251 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:15,048 Me oleks siin praegu lamanud - neli laipa. Aga tema tatsas koju! 1252 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:19,541 Sash, no aitab - neli laipa! Mis sul on kahju, et me surma ei saanud? 1253 01:22:19,576 --> 01:22:24,000 Ei, lihtsalt me oleks v�inud. Lebaksime siin sellisena. - Sash, aitab! 1254 01:22:24,035 --> 01:22:27,958 Ei noh. - J�uad veel, j�uad. 1255 01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:41,994 No nii, oleme kohal. V�ljume. 1256 01:22:43,913 --> 01:22:49,736 Huvitav, kui see k�ik juhtus, helistasin kohe naisele. 1257 01:22:52,597 --> 01:22:56,456 Aga Jana ei tulnud meeldegi. - Ja siis? Mina ei helistanud kellelegi. 1258 01:22:57,708 --> 01:23:01,417 No aga kellele mul helistada on? Aitab k�ll, l�heme. 1259 01:23:01,452 --> 01:23:02,928 Oo, ongi Igor. 1260 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,565 N�e, kenakesed! Alati te m�tlete midagi v�lja. 1261 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:11,951 �nnitlen kullake! 1262 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:14,376 Ljosha, Sasha, Kamil. 1263 01:23:14,446 --> 01:23:17,277 Minust r��gib teile Slavik, kes ma siin linnas olen. 1264 01:23:17,578 --> 01:23:20,592 Tishenko. - Mis te n��d poisid. See maksab hunniku raha! 1265 01:23:21,035 --> 01:23:23,017 Aljoshik, pane k�rvale. 1266 01:23:23,052 --> 01:23:24,965 V�ga hea! - T�nan kullake! 1267 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,958 Pange asjad �ra, l��gastuge. L�hme. Ja pange maks valmis! 1268 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,220 Puhake, l��gastuge. - T�nan. 1269 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,167 T�nud Igorjok. 1270 01:24:37,292 --> 01:24:39,982 No nii, shampust jah? 1271 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:45,042 Parem viskit. - Olgu, viskit 1272 01:24:52,917 --> 01:24:56,875 Mis on? K�ik on h�sti ju! On hea ju! 1273 01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:59,792 Kuulge, kas meri on kaugel? 1274 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,500 MERI 1275 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:35,580 Hea, kui on pime. - Nagu lapsep�lves. 1276 01:25:35,615 --> 01:25:38,535 M�letad, kui kogu majas kadus elekter �ra. 1277 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:45,624 K�ik otsisid k��nlad v�lja. K�nnivad m��da koridori, hirm on. 1278 01:25:46,830 --> 01:25:50,612 Aga m�nus on. Isegi tualetti l�ksid k��nlaga. 1279 01:25:51,864 --> 01:25:56,671 Aga mina korraldasin lapsep�lves tualetis s�ljev�istlust. 1280 01:25:57,208 --> 01:26:01,221 S�litad kaks korda vastu ust ja j�lgid, kumb enne alla j�uab. 1281 01:26:01,961 --> 01:26:03,195 Ema riidles. 1282 01:26:04,104 --> 01:26:09,490 Aga huvitav oli ju. - Nii mugav, kuidagi turvaline oli. 1283 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:15,180 Kui magama pandi, kustutati tuli �ra. �kki ehmatasin, m�tlesin. 1284 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:18,065 Aga kui tulevad sakslased? 1285 01:26:18,647 --> 01:26:21,722 Hiljem m�istsin - ja mis siis? No las tulevad. 1286 01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:24,763 K�rval toas on vanaema vanaisaga. 1287 01:26:25,292 --> 01:26:28,822 Kui neist saavadki m��da, siis k��gis on ema ja isa. 1288 01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:32,275 Kuhu nad tr�givad? Ise kahetsevad. 1289 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,511 Mida sa ajad kogu aeg oma sakslastest? 1290 01:26:35,728 --> 01:26:37,540 Veel tundus mulle lapsep�lves, 1291 01:26:37,768 --> 01:26:42,018 et k�ik on minust vanemad. Mis muidugi nii �ldiselt ka oli. 1292 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:45,337 Ja kellele j�i siis viimane kompvek? Mulle. 1293 01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:50,726 �ldse k�ik kommid mulle. Mina muidugi harjusin sellega �ra. 1294 01:26:51,824 --> 01:26:55,621 Sellep�rast peab ka praegu k�ige ilusam t�druk mulle saama. 1295 01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,532 Kui ta ka ei ole sinu, 1296 01:26:57,890 --> 01:27:02,476 tuleb isa ning v�tab ta m�nelt pahalt poisilt �ra ja annab sulle. 1297 01:27:02,954 --> 01:27:05,114 V�i tead, ostab samasuguse. 1298 01:27:05,879 --> 01:27:09,258 Veel parem, toob Baltikumist. 1299 01:27:09,414 --> 01:27:12,676 Minule t�i isa lapsep�lves neli pudelit fantat. 1300 01:27:13,168 --> 01:27:14,944 Ma jagasin need kuu aja peale �ra. 1301 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:17,411 K�ll oli maitsev! 1302 01:27:19,518 --> 01:27:21,006 Minuarust ei ole fanta enam see. 1303 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:24,073 Leidsid ka mida v�rrelda. Tolleaegset ja praegust. 1304 01:27:25,292 --> 01:27:28,382 No mis te istute siin? Nad hakkasid juba laulma. 1305 01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:34,297 Slav, istu. Siin on ka hea olla. Mida siin head on? Mis on head? 1306 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:35,948 Sash. 1307 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,640 Kui ma olin neliteist, 1308 01:27:39,450 --> 01:27:41,295 m�tlesin, et nelik�mmend - see on nii kaugel, 1309 01:27:41,843 --> 01:27:45,688 et seda aega ei tule kunagi. V�i kui tulebki siis mitte minul. 1310 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:48,121 Ja n��d, olen praktiliselt nelik�mmend 1311 01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:53,583 ja m�istan, et ei tulegi. 1312 01:27:57,208 --> 01:28:01,167 Sellep�rast, et olen ikka veel neliteist. 1313 01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:04,229 Minul on tunde j�rgi neli aastat rohkem. 1314 01:28:04,565 --> 01:28:10,481 M�letan isegi, mis riideid kandsin. Mul olid sellised kalifeed. T�rgi omad. 1315 01:28:10,746 --> 01:28:11,604 Sviiter ka t�rgi oma. 1316 01:28:11,681 --> 01:28:15,862 Diskoteegis tahan Olja Tshumantsenkot tantsima kutsuda, aga kardan. 1317 01:28:16,205 --> 01:28:20,641 M�ngib veel see laul, m�letad: ta-ra-ra-ra-ra, and i. 1318 01:28:25,316 --> 01:28:27,105 Tuleb v�lja, t�iskasvanuid pole olemas. 1319 01:28:27,921 --> 01:28:29,517 On vananenud lapsed. 1320 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:36,142 Kiilad, haiged, hallid poisid ja t�drukud. 1321 01:28:38,061 --> 01:28:40,860 Tead, mulle helistati. 1322 01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:43,755 Kutsuti kahek�mnendale l�petamise aastap�evale. 1323 01:28:43,841 --> 01:28:47,233 Mina k�sin: Kuidas kahek�mnendale, ma olen ju �heksandas klassis? 1324 01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:51,900 J�uan kohale, aga seal istuvad keskealised onklid ja t�dikesed. 1325 01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,493 Kujutad ette? Minu klassikaaslased. 1326 01:28:55,917 --> 01:28:58,874 See t�hendab, et ma olen sama vana kui nemad? 1327 01:28:59,702 --> 01:29:02,739 Oi, katastroof! - Nii, aitab! Hea k�ll juba. 1328 01:29:03,166 --> 01:29:04,339 Seal on sellised t�drukud! 1329 01:29:04,738 --> 01:29:06,966 L�hikesed kleidikesed. Jalad p�evitunud. No l�hme. 1330 01:29:07,177 --> 01:29:09,076 Slava, sa hakkad ka seitsmek�mneselt t�drukutele ligi ajama, jah? 1331 01:29:09,371 --> 01:29:12,558 Kindlasti. - �udus. - Ma teen sulle ettepaneku. 1332 01:29:13,071 --> 01:29:15,667 Kirjuta endale seitsmek�mnendaks eluaastaks kiri: 1333 01:29:16,198 --> 01:29:20,124 Vana loll, �ra aja noortele t�drukutele ligi. 1334 01:29:20,126 --> 01:29:23,170 See on naeruv��rne ja j�le! 1335 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:26,922 Ja kui sa arvad et see pole nii, siis tea, see on nii. 1336 01:29:27,272 --> 01:29:28,911 Miks ma peaksin seda kirjutama? 1337 01:29:29,917 --> 01:29:32,057 Sest sa hakkad �petajaks ja ligi ajama noortele tudengitele. 1338 01:29:32,452 --> 01:29:35,063 Loomulikult hakkan! Milleks siis �ldse minna �petama? 1339 01:29:35,611 --> 01:29:40,246 Terve tee r��gitud vaid sellest j�ledusest. Ligiajamine, petmine. 1340 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:43,495 Ljosha, mis j�ledus? Kus on j�ledus? 1341 01:29:43,510 --> 01:29:46,371 Sa ise pole petnud? - Mis puutun siia mina? 1342 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:51,212 Vaata, kuidas ta hoolitseb mehe eest. Vaata kui liigutav. 1343 01:29:51,714 --> 01:29:53,352 Nad on ju mingi kaheksak�mmend aastat vanad. 1344 01:29:53,575 --> 01:29:56,022 T�hendab, nad on juba kuusk�mmend aastat koos elanud. 1345 01:29:56,294 --> 01:29:59,277 Ja on kohe n�ha, et nad armastavad teineteist. 1346 01:29:59,910 --> 01:30:03,054 Armastavad, aga miks sa arvad, et nad pole teineteist petnud? 1347 01:30:03,692 --> 01:30:07,331 V�ib-olla elavad just sellep�rast nii kaua �nnelikult, et petsid. 1348 01:30:07,348 --> 01:30:08,586 Kas nii ei v�i olla? 1349 01:30:08,952 --> 01:30:11,340 Ei, nii ei v�i olla. - Miks? 1350 01:30:11,553 --> 01:30:15,028 Sellep�rast, et ma ei taha nii. - Loomulikult, see on argument! 1351 01:30:15,430 --> 01:30:19,271 Slav, kui sa j�rele m�tled, siis nimelt - see on argument. 1352 01:30:19,503 --> 01:30:21,466 Ma m�tlesin ja m�istsin, et see ei ole argument. 1353 01:30:21,692 --> 01:30:24,020 Sa vastad mulle kohe. Tee parem j�rgmine samm. 1354 01:30:24,243 --> 01:30:28,021 Ljosh, ma r��gin sulle - ei ole argument. - Tead, mulle tundub, et Ljoshal on �igus. 1355 01:30:28,315 --> 01:30:29,883 V�ib-olla on see just argument. 1356 01:30:30,388 --> 01:30:34,768 Me praegu istume siin, vaidleme, aga see k�ik oleks v�inud l�ppeda. 1357 01:31:06,833 --> 01:31:09,988 Sa �ra muretse. See l�peb igal juhul. 1358 01:31:10,812 --> 01:31:16,480 Tead, ma lisaksin veel kirja, sellesse seitsmek�mnendaks aastaks: 1359 01:31:17,290 --> 01:31:19,696 Mis k�ige t�htsam - �ra muretse. 1360 01:31:20,353 --> 01:31:24,087 Sul oli k�ik mis vaja. Sinu neljak�mnene sina. 1361 01:31:24,677 --> 01:31:28,699 Kuigi ma kardan, et just see viib tuju k�ige rohkem nulli. 1362 01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:34,365 H�kk! Pardonte! 1363 01:31:36,970 --> 01:31:40,925 Slav, mida sa "b�-b�-b�"? 1364 01:31:41,789 --> 01:31:42,545 Mis m�ttes? 1365 01:31:42,744 --> 01:31:45,294 Ei noh, mida sa korrutad, "viib tuju, viib tuju"? 1366 01:31:45,466 --> 01:31:46,665 Miks sa siia tulid? - Kes korrutab? 1367 01:31:47,117 --> 01:31:48,684 Sina! - Ei noh, normaalne eks ole?! 1368 01:31:48,917 --> 01:31:52,000 Ise istud siin: b�-b�. - Ise kutsud meid tantsima, l�hme! Mine! 1369 01:31:52,035 --> 01:31:54,173 Mida ma siis r��gin?! - Ise tahtsid. 1370 01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:56,708 Miks me siia nii kaugele s�itsime?! - Kuhu sa l�hed, ise istud ju maas! 1371 01:31:56,743 --> 01:32:00,026 Seda ma ju r��gin, et l�hme juba! - T�drukud, t�drukud. 1372 01:32:00,258 --> 01:32:01,783 Tubli! - Seda ma ju r��gin! 1373 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,301 jutustas Karu 114185

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