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TYRANNIS: I can't believe
these new pedal machines.
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And you named them
after yourself, you say?
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What was your name? Bichael?
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BICHAEL: Bichael was
my father's name.
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Call me Bikey.
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But that's
a three-person bikey.
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Sad onlys are over there.
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TYRANNIS: I'm not an only.
I'm waiting for some people.
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BICHAEL: Oh, you sure
they're gonna show?
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TYRANNIS: What? I...Yeah,
it's my brother and sister.
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We have plans.
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BICHAEL:
Not all siblings get along.
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TYRANNIS: OK, Bikey,
well, we do, as it happens,
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so thank you for the weird,
unsolicited advice,
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but I'll be going
with this three-seater.
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BICHAEL: Oh, it's just
that part of my job
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is helping people face the fact
that their loved ones
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don't really love them
as much as they think.
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TYRANNIS: What is going on?
I don't under--
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What is this conversation?
Why? Oh.
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Oh, thank God. Here they come.
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Bikey, you've been
absolutely awful.
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ZAN: Sorry we're late, Ty.
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TYRANNIS: You know, this guy
actually had me worried
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for a second
that you guys weren't gonna...
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Oh, what the hell?
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STUPENDOUS: [Chuckles]
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Stop!
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TYRANNIS: You sent doubles?
Seriously?
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STUPENDOUS: Aw, man,
how'd you figure it out?
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TYRANNIS: How did I...
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A man who's basically
your stalker and pretends
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to be you for some weird reason?
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ZAN: None taken.
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TYRANNIS: And some unholy
monster version of you
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that doesn't even know language?
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HIPPO 2: [Babbles]
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
This one was supposed to.
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Guess now it'll be food
for the others.
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TYRANNIS: You know,
if you didn't want to hang,
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you could've just told me.
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I was humiliated
in front of Bikey.
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STUPENDOUS:
We've just been busy.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: If we had
all the time in the world,
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we'd hang out all day, erryday.
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Don't take it personally.
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Of course I take it personally!
I thought we were close.
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We are.
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I mean, look, I sent Hippo 2
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on a camping trip
with Dad last week,
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and Dad told him he loved him.
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Tell you what, I promise
to make time for...
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My alarm!
The blood is gonna curdle.
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STUPENDOUS: Oh, no! That means
I'm late for ditch digging.
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Everyone knows
you can't ditch digging.
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Ditch ditch...Digging ditches.
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HIPPO 2: [Babbles]
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TYRANNIS: I love you too.
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♪
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NEWSIE: Extra! Extra!
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Sparta's secret
to super-strength:
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Number three
will blow your mind!
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Soldiers inside your horse?
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It's more likely than you think.
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Real Sirens in your area
want to have sex with you!
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Hey, stop that.
You're making a mess.
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NEWSIE: It's called
breaking news for a reason.
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TYRANNIS: Well,
break it somewhere else.
I'm sulking here.
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NEWSIE: Royal flush!
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Princely sibling dynamics
are down the pooper!
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This is a private matter,
and it's not even true,
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and I'm working on it.
Why is it news?
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Ow! Enough!
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NEWSIE: It's called targeted
advertising for a reason.
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TYRANNIS: What is this?
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NEWSIE:
Nike's Trial of the Triads!
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Goddess of Victory's contest
where groups of three
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can earn fame, glory, and a spot
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among the greatest trios
of all time! Enter now!
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TYRANNIS: Fame and glory?
What's the catch?
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NEWSIE: Get full access
to the rest of this vase
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for just one fish per month!
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TYRANNIS: Per month?
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NEWSIE: You get a free tote bag.
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DELIRIA:
How many times have I told you
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I don't like to chew my wine?
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SCOTT: Ah!
DELIRIA: And where is Shlub?
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If I complain all morning,
but my husband
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wasn't there to hear it,
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did I even complain?
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SHLUB: Right here, my love.
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I heard and I agree.
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DELIRIA: Why are you dressed
like a wee little lad?
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SHLUB:
Because this wee little lad
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has to go to the theater.
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The Rhapsodes are in town.
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DELIRIA: The who?
SHLUB: The Rhapsodes.
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They're a very popular
theater troupe,
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beloved by the thousands.
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DELIRIA:
I thought you hated theater.
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SHLUB:
Ah, well, it's city business.
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I'm obliged to go,
and I didn't want
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to bother you
with all the hullabaloo.
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DELIRIA:
And you two are going together?
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VISCERA:
Oh, Deliria, it's not like that.
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I'll just be there
for Shlub to whisper loudly
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at when he's confused
about who's who
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and what just happened,
even when we have
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the same amount of information.
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DELIRIA:
Oh, I don't care about that.
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He knows he can have
sex with whomever he wants.
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I'm just trying to understand
why you're taking her
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as your date to this nonsense,
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and I'm just supposed
to, what, sit here alone
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with this one,
who keeps feeding me
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non-alcoholic wine nuggets?
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SHLUB: My love, the theater
is all about the expression
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of human emotion,
so they like to keep it
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a God-free zone.
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But don't worry,
you won't be missing a thing.
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Viscera, shall we?
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Something's not right.
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I knew you'd notice!
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I'm sorry
for blubbering like this.
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I've just been...
DELIRIA: Not with you.
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With Shlub.
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He doesn't want me at that show,
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and I'm trying
to figure out why.
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Scott, suck that weakness juice
back into your eyes.
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We're going to the theater.
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Back into your eyes, I said!
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SCOTT: [Whimpers]
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TYRANNIS: Listen up,
I have an announcement.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Ah!
STUPENDOUS: Aw, hell yeah!
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Shard fight!
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No, no, it was a metaphor.
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This is
our shattered relationship.
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STUPENDOUS: You had to break
a vase for that?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Seems expensive.
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Don't focus on the vase.
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Focus on the fact
that our relationship,
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like this vase, is broken.
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Well, yeah. Being busy sucks!
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We used to do
all sorts of stuff,
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but now it's all,
"Stupe, clean your sword,"
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"Stupe, you have
to actually feed your soldiers."
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I'm exhausted.
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Which is why
I signed us up for...
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the Trial of the Triads.
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STUPENDOUS: The Tri-Tri?
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Oh, you've heard of it?
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STUPENDOUS: That crazy contest
sponsored by Nike?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Do you mean
Nike the Goddess?
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STUPENDOUS: Of course I mean
Nike the Goddess.
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There's no other meaning
of the word Nike
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in this context.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: I know.
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I just wanted to clarify,
when we talk about Nike,
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we mean Nike the Goddess.
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STUPENDOUS: Swoosh, you got it.
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TYRANNIS: I say,
let's just do it.
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It'll be good for us.
We'll win Nike's,
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Nike the Goddesses, competition,
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we'll get closer, and you guys,
we could become
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an actual famous trio.
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Look who else
has won this thing.
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The Fates, the Furies,
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those three guys
who live in the mud.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: This is how
the Mud Brothers became famous?
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We could be
the next Mud Brothers?
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Yes. You in?
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STUPENDOUS: You bet your weird
little knees we're in.
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TYRANNIS:
Yes. "Siblings" on three.
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One, two.
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What about the stuff
we have to do?
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Remember, we're booked and busy.
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TYRANNIS:
Well, I have that taken care of.
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ZAN: I will redeem myself,
Stupendous.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: What about you?
Didn't you have
to clean the boat today?
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TYRANNIS: You guys aren't
the only ones with doubles.
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Remember Cyrus?
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Poop deck, poop deck,
scrubbing down the poop deck.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Uh, no.
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STUPENDOUS: I don't really
remember that much stuff.
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TYRANNIS: Doesn't matter. Three!
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STUPENDOUS:
This is gonna be easy.
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No trio can match us
for strength, wits,
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and...um...
TYRANNIS: Let's just move on.
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Pretend
you never started the sentence.
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Better for all of us.
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So what do you think
it's gonna be?
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Just some standard
bonding tests?
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Three-legged race? Trust falls?
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Drinking water
upside down while singing?
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TYRANNIS:
I think that's hiccups.
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STUPENDOUS:
If I know Nike, the goddess,
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it's gonna be
way harder than that.
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I bet there's gonna be
some challenge
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where we're on a rope bridge
with not enough planks
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and we're swinging
precariously over a river.
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TYRANNIS: Wait, what now?
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NIKE: Contenders!
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Welcome
to the trial of the triads.
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I am, of course, Nike,
goddess of victory.
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[Chuckles]
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Cool, no applause?
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Noted, dicks.
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You are here
to complete a series of tests
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that will try your wit,
strength, and tenacity.
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STUPENDOUS: Tenacity,
that's what you've got.
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TYRANNIS: Do you even know
what that means?
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STUPENDOUS: Nope.
HIPPOCAMPUS: So,
who are we up against?
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STUPENDOUS: Yeah,
where's the other three
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soon-to-get-beaten-up guys?
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Oh, you've misunderstood.
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It's not you
against another trio.
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It's you against each other.
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TYRANNIS: Tenacity, tenacity,
tenacity, tenacity, tenacity.
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DELIRIA: This is where we sit,
perched on logs
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like a beaver or a poor?
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SCOTT: It's immersive.
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By sitting on a log,
you bring yourself
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closer to the experience.
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DELIRIA: The experience
of getting our bottoms dirty?
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[Screams]
CAT PERSON: Please be quiet.
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We're about to begin.
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Prr!
SCOTT: [Laughs]
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MANGELA: Another sad morning
in the life of me,
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Samuel, a poor person
with a tragic past.
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DELIRIA: Oh, this is going to be
quite bad, isn't it?
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Poor Shlub will be
bored out of his mind.
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Why did he even come?
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He never feels compelled
to do city business.
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MANGELA: Now I am Samuel's wife.
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EVERYONE: Oh!
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DELIRIA: Is he under a spell?
Are these people wizards?
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SCOTT: I don't think so?
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DELIRIA: Well, they're
certainly not actors.
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Have they found
some kind of torture
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that he doesn't like?
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That's truly my best guess here.
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MANGELA: Hey,
daughter named Penelope.
243
00:08:26,746 --> 00:08:28,149
Be careful in the water.
244
00:08:28,249 --> 00:08:30,487
What do you think you
are, some kind of fish?
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[Laughter]
246
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DELIRIA: He can't possibly be
enjoying this.
247
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SCOTT: [Screams]
CAT PERSON: Excuse me, ma'am.
248
00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:38,436
You're distracting the actors.
249
00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:40,675
DELIRIA:
Well, they're distracting me.
250
00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:42,211
And you're out of character.
251
00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,916
Shouldn't you have said
"hiss-tracting" the "act-purrs"?
252
00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,555
CAT PERSON: I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
253
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"Purr" our policy.
254
00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:51,129
DELIRIA: Oh,
now with the purrs.
255
00:08:51,229 --> 00:08:52,599
CAT PERSON: It made more sense!
256
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,067
DELIRIA: Is "sense"
supposed to be something
257
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,938
being made in this
farce-if-it's-a-drama,
258
00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:58,309
catastrophe-if-it's-a-comedy,
you can't even tell which?
259
00:08:58,443 --> 00:08:59,613
SHLUB: Deliria?
260
00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:00,948
DELIRIA: Uh, no.
261
00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:03,854
I'm a human woman
who grows my own hair
262
00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:04,889
on my own scalp.
263
00:09:05,023 --> 00:09:06,726
SHLUB: Deliria,
what are you doing here?
264
00:09:06,826 --> 00:09:08,930
DELIRIA: Trying to figure out
what you're doing here.
265
00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:11,636
I saw you laughing,
surely as a form of mockery.
266
00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:13,708
In which case, why
would you leave me out?
267
00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:15,711
You know I love to mock
the efforts of others.
268
00:09:15,812 --> 00:09:17,414
And don't say
it's a God-free zone,
269
00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,950
there's no such thing.
270
00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,387
SHLUB: All right,
I was just trying to spare you
271
00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:21,590
because I knew you'd hate it.
272
00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,125
DELIRIA: Of course I hate it!
273
00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:24,729
SHLUB: Because I also knew
you wouldn't really get it.
274
00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,065
DELIRIA: I beg your pardon?
275
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,535
SHLUB:
I mean you wouldn't like it.
276
00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:28,837
DELIRIA: You said "get."
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00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:30,406
SHLUB: Darling,
the whole thing is
278
00:09:30,507 --> 00:09:32,344
about human emotion,
vulnerability,
279
00:09:32,444 --> 00:09:33,814
about both
of which you've taken
280
00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:36,385
a rather consistently dim view.
281
00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,456
DELIRIA: Nonsense.
Give me one example.
282
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,093
SHLUB: All right,
off the top of my head.
283
00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:43,265
You once asked, if they can die,
what are they waiting for?
284
00:09:43,432 --> 00:09:44,636
DELIRIA:
A perfectly valid point.
285
00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:46,172
They're wasting everyone's time.
286
00:09:46,272 --> 00:09:48,510
Well, guess what?
You think I wouldn't get it.
287
00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:49,712
Well, I will get it.
288
00:09:49,812 --> 00:09:51,583
I'll get the hell out of it.
289
00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,818
Viscera, you're released.
290
00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:54,789
VISCERA: Oh, man.
This is my day off.
291
00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:57,260
I don't want to miss the part
where they stink the audience.
292
00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:00,400
I heard the first five rows
are guaranteed to get stunk.
293
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,271
SCOTT:
You can come sit with me.
294
00:10:02,337 --> 00:10:03,740
Your stinking awaits.
295
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,947
The Scott and Viscera
will-they-won't-they continues!
296
00:10:07,047 --> 00:10:10,454
NIKE: These high-key genius
challenges are designed
297
00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:13,660
to tear you apart by tearing
each other down.
298
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,600
TYRANNIS: I don't understand.
I thought this was
just a competition.
299
00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,202
Why does she want
to tear us apart?
300
00:10:18,336 --> 00:10:19,873
STUPENDOUS: You know,
I heard her siblings
301
00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:21,610
formed a trio without her.
302
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,847
I guess instead of wondering,
maybe it's me,
303
00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:27,655
she just decided
she hates the concept of trios?
304
00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:29,291
I can hear you.
And you're wrong!
305
00:10:29,391 --> 00:10:31,496
This has nothing to do
with my backstabbing siblings.
306
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,299
I'm a goddess of competition.
307
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,735
I like competitions.
308
00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:37,240
I put a lot of work into this.
Shut up!
309
00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:40,914
For each challenge you complete,
you get a point.
310
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:45,090
Complete enough challenges,
and you shall pass my trials.
311
00:10:45,223 --> 00:10:46,593
Challenge number one.
312
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:51,435
For this puzzle, you must decide
who is the ugly one.
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00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,555
TYRANNIS: Yay!
STUPENDOUS: Yay!
314
00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,825
Pin the blame on Mom's favorite!
315
00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:05,598
STUPENDOUS: [Shouts]
316
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,800
[Bell chimes]
317
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,071
NIKE: Plan a group vacation!
318
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:10,741
Rank each other's exes!
319
00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:12,545
Discuss your father's final days
320
00:11:12,612 --> 00:11:14,281
and who will care for him!
321
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:15,551
[Crying]
322
00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:18,022
[Bell chiming]
323
00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:20,059
Oh, what the hell?
Why are you guys not fighting?
324
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,163
You should be at each other's
throats by now.
325
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,201
HIPPOCAMPUS:
Oh, is that what this is?
326
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,506
Hate to tell you,
that's probably not gonna work.
327
00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:27,808
STUPENDOUS: We've
spent our whole lives
328
00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,211
fighting each other like this.
329
00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,915
TYRANNIS:
Yeah, if this is your plan,
330
00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:32,351
we're gonna win this thing
in no time.
331
00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,054
I guess we are a strong trio.
332
00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:36,124
STUPENDOUS: Either that,
or she's a bad goddess
of competition.
333
00:11:36,224 --> 00:11:39,866
No wonder Zelus, Kratos, and Bia
threed-up without her.
334
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,603
TYRANNIS:
Zelus, Kratos, and Bia?
335
00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:43,573
They're not gods,
they're personifications.
336
00:11:43,673 --> 00:11:45,009
HIPPOCAMPUS:
Wait, are you not a goddess?
337
00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:47,549
STUPENDOUS:
She's a personification!
338
00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:49,117
[Laughter]
339
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,188
That is it.
340
00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:59,271
STUPENDOUS: Called it.
341
00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:01,677
MANGELA:
And now for the serious part.
342
00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:03,780
This is a comedy and a drama.
343
00:12:03,914 --> 00:12:05,484
It's a camorama!
344
00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:07,453
[Groans]
I am despondent.
345
00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:08,923
Some stuff was pretty funny,
346
00:12:09,024 --> 00:12:11,462
but ultimately
my daughter did drown,
347
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,734
and that makes me sad.
348
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,874
DELIRIA: Sadness?
I'm not sure if I get it.
349
00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:19,411
Kidding. Of course,
sadness is a human emotion,
350
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:23,385
one of the most famous,
following along just fine.
351
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,923
MANGELA: I am an old man now.
352
00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,629
DELIRIA: What? What
happened to the younger man?
353
00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:28,930
Kidding again!
354
00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:30,734
Because,
of course, I'm beyond familiar
355
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:33,472
with the human experience
and how people...olden.
356
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:35,043
Would you stop?
357
00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:37,949
You're distracting everyone,
including me, most importantly.
358
00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:40,487
SHLUB: Deliria, dear,
you're ruining the play.
359
00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:41,856
DELIRIA: I don't know
360
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,529
that one can ruin
something like this.
361
00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:45,831
SHLUB: Well,
if that's how you feel,
362
00:12:45,964 --> 00:12:47,033
why don't we just leave?
363
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,037
I'll come back on my own.
364
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,543
Maybe I don't want to leave.
365
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:52,978
[Gasping]
366
00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:57,087
Or maybe I feel
I was left by you.
367
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,523
[Gasp]
368
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,932
NIKE: All right, so you're good
at tearing each other down.
369
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,769
But can you build each other up?
370
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,006
In this trial,
you must work together
371
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,579
to build this bridge.
372
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,714
Oh, oh my God, wait.
373
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:13,185
It's a metaphor, kind of,
and I don't even realize.
374
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:14,922
I'm so good!
375
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:17,060
The only way to make
the planks appear
376
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:21,001
is by giving each other
compliments.
377
00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,105
TYRANNIS: OK.
378
00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,143
NIKE: Genuine compliments.
HIPPOCAMPUS: Oh, no.
379
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:27,548
Let the final challenge begin!
380
00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,554
OK, somebody say something.
381
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:33,359
HIPPOCAMPUS: Right, OK.
Ty, you are...
382
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,230
the youngest.
383
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,234
That's not a compliment.
That's just a fact.
384
00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:39,204
STUPENDOUS:
OK, don't rub our faces in it.
385
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,175
TYRANNIS: OK, look,
a compliment is easy, right?
386
00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:43,680
Stupe, you are very smart,
which people don't always know
387
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:45,751
from looking at you.
388
00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,254
What? That was genuine.
389
00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,358
HIPPOCAMPUS: No, you idiot.
You qualified it.
390
00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:50,861
STUPENDOUS: Oh, come on.
391
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,297
A compliment is just
something that sounds nice.
392
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:55,236
Look, Ty, you're
stronger than me.
393
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:56,673
You don't believe that.
394
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:59,545
That's what genuine means?
We're screwed!
395
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:00,947
[Shouting]
396
00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:05,356
DELIRIA: I thought
we loved the same things,
397
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:09,030
like rearranging the furniture
on our son's houseboat
398
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,300
while he's asleep,
399
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,671
or skipping Scott
like a rock on the lake.
400
00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:15,911
But now I find you feel
we're out of sync.
401
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,682
You think I don't get emotion.
402
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:21,957
Well, maybe you're the one
who doesn't get my emotions.
403
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:24,795
What about my emotions, Shlub?
404
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,031
SHLUB: What's going on?
405
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,535
DELIRIA: Don't you see?
406
00:14:27,635 --> 00:14:30,006
It's not that I don't understand
human feeling
407
00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,243
or I can't appreciate acting.
408
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,347
I just have
a little trouble with...
409
00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:38,923
terrible theater
by talentless hacks.
410
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,004
Yes, queen!
411
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:48,042
DELIRIA:
That's goddess queen to you.
412
00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:50,647
MANGELA: Oh, you are
a huge bitch. I love it.
413
00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:52,217
DELIRIA:
You're also a huge bitch.
414
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:54,187
Remains to be seen
if I love it, though.
415
00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,359
MANGELA: If you're willing,
I would love to hear your notes.
416
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:57,393
Drinks?
417
00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:59,364
DELIRIA:
You had me at "hear my notes."
418
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,602
And also "drinks."
419
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:02,839
TYRANNIS: We're alive!
420
00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:04,441
STUPENDOUS: But at what cost?
421
00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:05,878
We're losers!
422
00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:08,416
NIKE: Well, well, well.
423
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,688
How the mighty fall.
424
00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:12,357
Now you see
what I've known all along.
425
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,660
Trios can never last.
426
00:15:13,761 --> 00:15:15,196
And siblings suck!
427
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:18,302
So now, since dealing
with you all was pure torture,
428
00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,306
instead of letting you all free
like the others,
429
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,012
I'm feeling
a little torturous myself.
430
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,716
TYRANNIS: Please don't do this.
We're sorry.
431
00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:27,755
HIPPOCAMPUS: We? You're the one
who dragged us into this thing.
432
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,191
Now we're gonna be eaten
433
00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:31,529
by an eagle for eternity
or something!
434
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:32,831
TYRANNIS: Dragged you?
435
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,267
You were nearly begging
for a vacation.
436
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,837
And it's clear
that I'm the only one
437
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,274
interested in preserving
the relationship
438
00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:38,811
now that we don't live together.
439
00:15:38,911 --> 00:15:40,915
STUPENDOUS: We had stuff to do!
440
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,686
Sorry we can't all be
boat guys now.
441
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,958
TYRANNIS: Oh, what is
it exactly that you do, Stupe?
442
00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:47,494
[All talk at once]
443
00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,932
NIKE: Enough! Though
the sounds of a trio bickering
444
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,301
is like music to my ears,
445
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:53,405
it's time
for the ultimate punishment.
446
00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,510
It's something
I thought up all on my own,
447
00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:57,413
and it's really sick.
448
00:15:57,514 --> 00:16:00,554
I got a little time stick
from my pal Chronos,
449
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:02,558
and you three will now spend
450
00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:05,029
the next hundred years...
451
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,600
trapped with each other.
452
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,937
TYRANNIS: A hundred years?
HIPPOCAMPUS: You can't do this!
453
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:12,477
STUPENDOUS: Oh, man.
This is gonna suck!
454
00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:14,682
[Shouting]
455
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,191
MANGELA: You are mothering
so hard right now,
456
00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:20,827
I want you to step on my throat.
457
00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:22,396
DELIRIA: Darling,
what took you so long?
458
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,300
SHLUB: The rest of the cast
tried to cobble together
459
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,706
a brand-new ending,
but the writer quit,
460
00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:28,475
so it's just devolved
into something
461
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:29,979
they're calling improv.
462
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,685
WIFE: Can I get a suggestion?
SHLUB: Not now!
463
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,088
WIFE: I heard a "restaurant!"
464
00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:36,325
ACTOR POSEIDON:
Hi, welcome to my restaurant.
465
00:16:36,425 --> 00:16:40,099
WIFE: Yes, and welcome
to my restaurant!
466
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,103
DELIRIA: Darling, you thought
I wouldn't get theater,
467
00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:43,873
but it turns out
I get it so much,
468
00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:45,744
they're asking me for notes.
469
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,582
I invented notes.
470
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:50,052
MANGELA: And I invented saying
I'm OK with hearing it,
471
00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:52,224
even when quietly, I'm not.
472
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:53,893
I'm gonna get us more drinks.
473
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:55,496
Isn't he great?
474
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,267
He says he and his friends
all gather around each week
475
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,937
and watch their town's
local housewives
476
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,241
bicker with each other.
I'm invited next week.
477
00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:02,945
SHLUB: Well, I'm thrilled
you found a way
478
00:17:03,045 --> 00:17:05,049
to enjoy yourself,
but I have to tell you,
479
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,586
I didn't.
480
00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:07,788
What? Why not?
481
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,090
I'm making
this awful thing better.
482
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,594
Well, I didn't think
it was awful,
483
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,898
and I've been trying to see them
for a long time,
484
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,201
and now I'll never see
485
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,604
the last eight hours
of the show.
486
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,973
DELIRIA: You actually like this?
487
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:19,110
Not ironically?
Not guilty pleasure-like?
488
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,580
SHLUB:
You know I don't feel guilt.
489
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,283
I only feel pleasure.
490
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,020
DELIRIA:
Why didn't you just tell me?
491
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,724
SHLUB: If I told you, you'd have
done the same thing.
492
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:28,530
DELIRIA: Probably, yes.
So you want to just watch this,
493
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,968
and I'm not allowed to say
anything or make it better?
494
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,538
SHLUB: That's about right.
495
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:34,608
DELIRIA: Fine, but let's agree
to find another thing
496
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,878
for us to hate together.
497
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,514
SHLUB: I'd like that.
498
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,292
Mother Queen Goddess,
where are you?
499
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:47,199
You're gonna become
my whole personality, bitch.
500
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:54,949
NIKE: How was that?
Only 99 more years to go.
501
00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,355
Oh, begging
for sweet release already?
502
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:01,061
STUPENDOUS: No!
This is a thank you hug.
503
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,566
HIPPOCAMPUS: Oh, shoot.
Was that a year already?
504
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,069
NIKE: What is going on?
505
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,873
You're supposed to be trying
to kill each other.
506
00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:08,342
TYRANNIS: Well, I mean, we were.
507
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,046
The first month,
we barely talked to each other.
508
00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:11,749
Then the next few months,
we resolved
509
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,520
and worked through the roots
of some of our conflicts.
510
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,422
HIPPOCAMPUS:
We came to terms with the fact
511
00:18:15,524 --> 00:18:17,493
that we're going to get closer
and further every now and then.
512
00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:18,630
That's OK.
513
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,999
STUPENDOUS: Oh, and then
the next two months,
514
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,334
we spent on Mom stuff.
515
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,072
HIPPOCAMPUS:
Could have used three.
516
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,509
STUPENDOUS:
Oh, then we made a dance!
517
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,045
Show her the dance.
Show her the dance.
518
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:27,547
TYRANNIS:
Oh, yeah, do the dance.
519
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,854
[Grunting]
520
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,993
No, no, no, no, no!
521
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,396
STUPENDOUS:
It took Hippo a while,
522
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,333
but we had time to teach him.
523
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,104
TYRANNIS: So, thank you, Nike.
524
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,607
It's kind of why we came here
in the first place.
525
00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:41,910
If we had all the time
in the world
526
00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:43,211
we'd hang all day.
527
00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:44,582
All we were really missing
was time,
528
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:45,884
and you gave us that.
529
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:48,388
NIKE: You were supposed
to fall apart
530
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,961
and then go insane, like...
531
00:18:51,061 --> 00:18:53,132
like I did with my siblings.
532
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,135
STUPENDOUS:
Oh, we talked about you, too.
533
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,608
NIKE: You...You did?
STUPENDOUS: Oh, yeah.
534
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,812
HIPPOCAMPUS:
How about you end these games,
535
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,115
let us out of this,
536
00:19:01,215 --> 00:19:02,284
and we'll show you
what siblingship
537
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,786
could really look like?
538
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,757
NIKE: You mean the four of us?
539
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:08,028
I always thought four
was better than three.
540
00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:09,497
TYRANNIS: Yeah, we gathered.
541
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,134
HIPPOCAMPUS: If you want
to hang out with somebody,
542
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,370
you have to ask.
STUPENDOUS: Nike,
543
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,877
have you ever been on a bikey?
544
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:17,548
I guess if I'm being honest,
545
00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:20,019
I was always kind of ashamed
of being a personification.
546
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,389
My siblings
never had a problem with it.
547
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:26,131
Maybe I'm the one
who drove them away.
548
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,836
HIPPO 2: [Gargles]
549
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:30,607
NIKE: No, exactly!
550
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,210
That's what I'm saying!
551
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,713
TYRANNIS: Wow,
I can't believe that worked.
552
00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:36,251
STUPENDOUS: Sorry again
for sending our doubles
553
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:37,655
to hang out with you.
554
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,323
TYRANNIS: Water under
a metaphorical bridge.
555
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,195
I'm just happy
we were finally able
556
00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:42,531
to have the bonding time
we needed.
557
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,200
HIPPOCAMPUS: So,
is this all adulthood
558
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,469
really boils down to?
559
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,340
Making plans
and committing to them?
560
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,810
TYRANNIS: Seems like it.
561
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:50,547
Speaking of,
when are we hanging out next?
562
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,417
STUPENDOUS:
I'm booked next week.
563
00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:54,353
TYRANNIS: The week after?
STUPENDOUS: Destination wedding.
564
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,091
TYRANNIS:
What about the next week?
565
00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:57,561
STUPENDOUS: Destination funeral.
566
00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:59,297
TYRANNIS:
Oh, I'm slammed after that.
567
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,768
What about springtime?
568
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,470
STUPENDOUS:
I think I have nights free?
569
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:04,742
Oh, no, that's
when my murder club starts.
570
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,779
TYRANNIS: Well, we know
you want to do it,
571
00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:08,650
and that's a start.
572
00:20:08,716 --> 00:20:10,386
Can you just say yes to that?
I mean...
573
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:12,023
STUPENDOUS: Yes!
HIPPOCAMPUS: You got it, bro.
574
00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:13,292
TYRANNIS:
You getting this, newsie?
575
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:14,695
NEWSIE: Yep! Pathetic brother
576
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,265
still trying to get
his siblings to--
577
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,235
[clay object breaks]
578
00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:23,613
SHLUB: You got the stuff?
579
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,517
DELIRIA:
Oh, I always have the stuff.
580
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,121
The real question is,
can you afford it?
581
00:20:28,121 --> 00:20:29,992
SHLUB: Depends.
Are we talking gold
582
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:31,596
or personal favors?
583
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,234
DELIRIA: Oh, uh,
just gold should do the trick.
584
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,338
Just the one love potion?
SHLUB: Yes, please.
585
00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:38,375
Well, don't you want
to know what it's for?
586
00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:39,879
DELIRIA: What's it for?
587
00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,816
SHLUB: I'm trying to make
my pet iguana fall
588
00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:44,688
in love with me
at this year's cack carnival.
589
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:46,725
Oh, brother.
590
00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:48,964
Why aren't you laughing?
591
00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:50,232
VISCERA:
Did I miss the joke part?
592
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,736
I just don't really understand.
593
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,340
SCOTT: Are we prisoners?
DELIRIA: Yes, you are.
594
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,512
Now give me
a non-geographical location.
595
00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:58,448
SCOTT: Can I go to the bathroom?
596
00:20:58,516 --> 00:20:59,751
DELIRIA: I heard bathroom.
597
00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,856
SHLUB: Hello,
welcome to the bathroom
598
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,627
at the cack carnival.
599
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:04,962
I can't believe
600
00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,533
you would have
sex with my mother.
601
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,372
DELIRIA: Yes, and I
can't believe you are my father.
602
00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,043
DELIRIA: I...
SHLUB: ...love...
603
00:21:12,143 --> 00:21:14,213
...sandwiches.
604
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,416
Zip.
SHLUB: Zap.
605
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:16,852
DELIRIA: Zup.
SHLUB: Zip.
606
00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:18,022
SCOTT: Is this even a scene?
607
00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:19,892
It seems like a warm-up game.
608
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:20,994
DELIRIA: Zap!
609
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:23,833
And scene.
610
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,739
VISCERA: Yay! Oh, brilliant.
611
00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:28,008
Wow. Yay, hilarious.
612
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:29,645
[Chuckles]
613
00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:30,880
OK, wow.
614
00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,684
MAN: Did you get any of that?
615
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,424
MAN: Bento.
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