All language subtitles for Educators s04e04

I've noticed a bit of a slip in
standards around the school.

Kids are dawdling in 20 minutes after
the bell.

Could we be starting later? Like if we
just nudge by half an hour and give us

all time to get dressed? No, we start on
time and the students have to as well.

Yeah, I agree. There's way too much
dawdling.

Lots of untouched shirts and socks.

Are they meant to be pulled up or
scrunched down?

People are chewing gum. It's annoying.

I don't mind the gum thing, to be
honest. Don't you find some of that

reeks?

Yeah, well, that's annoying.

It's an example of what the kids are
doing.

Okay.

Maybe a big sign of all the rules by the
front gate.

No one's going to read that. I think I'd
go down there and read the rules before

entering onto the school grounds.

No, you wouldn't. If I was a kid walking
to school and I saw that sign, I'd spit

straight on it.

I could be the school discipline
officer.

Just whip them into shape.

Guys, where is everyone?

I don't know.

Hey, Rudy!

Yeah? Where are all your students?

Here. No, where's the rest?

I think I've just got a one -on -one
today.

Why would you have a one -on -one?

Because he was the only one that showed
up.

How many have you got?

I've only got three. Can I drop him off
with you and I'll just... I've got to go

and pick something up.

What are you going to pick up?

A carpet.

What? It's just that the people I'm
picking it up from, they have to go to

at 11.

Don't come over here. I don't want your
student.

But I've got to go and get the hire van.
I don't know why you've organised all

this on a work day.

Did you not know you were working today?

I did.

And you're still booked in picking up a
carpet? Yeah.

Oh my, okay.

I've got to go and see what's going on
because I can't do PE with three kids.

Or four.

I'm not taking your student, Rudy!

Miss Tau, it's already quarter past
nine. Do you want us to be even later

we are?

That's not my problem.

I'm just going to check if you've got
any outstanding detention.

Okay, Mariah.

You've got two outstanding detentions.

Okay. So you need to go into the holding
pen.

Holding pen?

That's not my problem.

You're just wasting your own time.
You're wasting our time with this. What

this even meant to be?

This is meant to be order in a place of
chaos. This is ridiculous.

Everyone sit down. This is a sitting
process. Sit down.

Don't sit.

I can't talk about your carpet right
now, Rudy.

What?

Sorry, excuse me. What's going on?

The bell went ages ago. I've been out on
the basketball course waiting for my

class to start and there's no kids
there.

Rudy had won.

But to be fair, I just need to really
get away. Do you think Stanley could

sit with all these kids?

You're not going to get the carpet,
Rudy. Okay, we've spoken about that for

ages.

What's that?

That's a holding pen.

A holding pen?

They've got outstanding detentions. I
put them in there.

What happens after that?

Well, it's the first time I've done it,
so I don't know what happens after that.

I'm just feeling it out. Can I get my
kids?

And maybe if you take my kids. No, I'm
taking your kids! Rudy, you can't get

your carpet today, okay?

Right, I'm taking my class.

11B, we're at basketball courts. Let's
go.

Hi there.

My name's Catherine Duffy. I'm Robin's
sister.

Oh, lovely.

And this is my son, Charlie. Yeah, I was
just wondering about dropping him off.

the day. Well, why don't you just drop
him off at the mall like everybody else?

Well, no, we don't want him to go to the
mall. We need him to do his exam study

here. They're not a babysitting service.
I'm sorry, you can't just drop him off

at any old school. I do appreciate that.
However, Robin has okayed it. Well,

it's not up to Robin.

But look, I've really got to get going.
So if we can just make this happen,

that's absolutely good. But look, it's
not going to happen because he's not

in a school uniform.

Oh, Cherie, I think we'll have some
spare ones in lost property. Oh,

Stay out of it, Georgina. This has got
nothing to do with you.

Don't listen to her.

Sorry, but I'd love to help. Well,

never mind. Can I just say, I adore your
whole look. You have a look of

Elizabeth Taylor.

Oh, thanks so much. I love fashion.

Yeah.

Oh, look.

Look, I think we can do something just
today.

My God, are you joking? Go to the lost
property and get him kitted out in a

uniform. Oh, OK.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, Archie.

What are you doing here?

Mum just dropped me off here for the
day. Of course she did.

It was my nephew, Charlie.

Yeah, he's already told us.

You tell them some fun stuff about
Auntie Robin.

What's this?

Running for council.

You can't have political advertising on
school grounds, Simon.

You can't have it inside school grounds,
but out here it's fine. This is the

berm. It's right outside the school.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's where most of

people are.

Changing young minds.

You guys want a selfie?

No, thanks.

Relentless action.

Yeah, you've got work to do. You work
every single day relentlessly.

What are your policies?

Tax cuts.

We get to hold on to our money, you and
me.

You know, just leave the money in our
pockets and less funding for schools.

You're on the board of trustees.

Yeah.

All right, well, you know, just figure
it out. There's nothing to figure out.

It's here. It's figured out.

What's this?

My moustache? Yeah. It's not cool
uniform, is it?

It's hair.

I need that gone.

Otherwise, I'll get a razor and I'll
shave it off myself.

Okay, it'll be gone.

What class do you have after lunch?

Social Sciences.

What room is that?

23A. Okay, well I'll be outside the
door.

You're scrunchy. It's purple.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, purple's not the
school colour, is it?

Well, not nearly.

Nearly is.

That's two detentions. What?

Two detentions? Yeah. Do you want more?

No, sorry.

Charlie,

how's it going?

Fine, yeah, I'm just studying. I've got
the exams next week.

Oh, cool, cool.

Hey, um, have you got your driver's
licence?

No, I've got my learner's. Oh, perfect.

I just wonder if you can give me a quick
lift somewhere, just up the road.

How do I remove a bit?

Oh, my God.

Oh.

OK, now I need you to carefully drive
out the gate. You need to go a lot

and a lot smoother, OK?

I'm going to go and check the damage.

I think I hit my head, Auntie Robin.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, Auntie.

Hey,

I saw that.

You just wait till I get to you.

What? If I find a cigarette on you guys,
there's going to be five detentions

each.

What I am pleased about is Jarvis.

You've shaved your moustache off. But
what I'm not pleased about is you

around here.

This isn't school grounds.

Yes, it is. Yeah, it is. No, the
school's there and this is outside

But the fence is there. I know the
layout of the school. Get up.

Let's go.

All right, now we're on school grounds.

It's the same placement.

No, it's technically a different area.

So where's the boundary?

Well, it's here.

I think you're raking your shoe there.

That's the line.

Don't go over it.

Now, you're going to have to stay awake
all night tonight.

The whole night? You're very dangerous
if you go to sleep.

Why? If you go to sleep, you might never
wake up again.

Oh, God.

This is a new low for you, isn't it,
Robin? Look at you lying there. You

couldn't be more relaxed. Would you like
a cigarette?

I have just been in an accident, OK?

Thank you.

Dad?

What's going on?

I was in a little car accident.

I was doing a favour for Aunty Robin.

Hey, Giles, how are you? It's Robin
here.

No, no, no, I'm in New Zealand at work.

Aha. Why did you phone him?

Because he didn't pick up.

Well, I was in a very, very important
meeting.

Meeting?

What's that supposed to mean?

Mum, I know it wasn't a meeting.

Please don't do this. It's very
gaslighting. I don't like it, OK?

I have got enough of that with your
father to deal with. He's been

me down the phone.

I've got texts, I've got emails, I've
got calls, I've got shouting, I've got

lawyers. I mean, it's just absolutely
horrific.

When my sister comes to New Zealand with
her child, I just assume you've told

his father.

Why? Because of the law, because of
custody.

It's my week with him. I can do what the
fuck I want.

Oh, God. What was it that you were so
urgently needing to do?

I actually had an MRI.

So what's the problem?

They found a smudge. Where's the smudge?

It's around the base of my spine.

And where were you today? I was Zooming.
I was doing an important Zoom.

Come on, what were you actually doing
today, Catherine? Okay, I had a massage,

had hookstones, I had a mud wrap, I had
a facial, I had a little bit of Botox,

and then I went and had some Chardonnays
in a casino.

Thank you.

I had a bikini wax booked, okay, and I'd
already cancelled the appointment

twice, and I wanted to protect my
relationship with the clinic.

Okay. Why don't we just...

Call the truth.

Bye for now. Bye for now.

Oh, my gosh.

What the...

We've

never had an annual Board of Trustees
update.

We had one two years ago.

Did we? Yeah.

Was I there?

You were there, though.

Do it every year.

Yeah, all right. Okay, all right. Good
on you.

Come to my attention that someone's been
putting these posters around the

school. You all know that Ms Patel is
the disciplinary monitor.

She should be allowed to do her job
without this kind of stuff.

Right?

Now, obviously, it's a quality poster.

I mean, it's very bold.

Lovely reference to Stalin there, or
Lenin. Don't compliment it.

Yes, the Piran part, that's problematic,
because you can't be calling teachers

at the school Piran, despite the lovely
poster.

What's next?

Oh, yes, Simon Smith wants to do the
annual Board of Trustees update, but I

don't recall that happening, although he
maintains we do them.

Kia ora, everybody.

Some of you ought to see me around the
school and thought, who's that cool guy?

My name's Simon Smith.

I'm on your board of trustees, but I'm
also running for local council.

Let's get a show of hands. Who's 18?

Reach right up into the sky, just so I
can see you. Okay. Simon. So

you vote for people that you know and
you trust, people like me, people that

cool. I'll stop there, eh? Yeah, no
worries. Okay, so I'll be at the front

there. Just remember, Simon Smith,
relentless.

Action. Thank you, mate.

We'll see you all outside. We'll get
selfies.

We'll get you all signed up. No, don't
do selfies.

Let's get out there and vote, guys.

Don't shake his hand.

Pass him on.

Good on you, guys.

No, don't high -five him.

Remember, voting is cool.

You've got the problem with your
billboard. The way you're behaving at

it just can't happen.

Well, I'm glad you brought up the
billboard, because it's been vandalised.

what way?

Someone's put a speech bubble, and it
says, I've got a small one, which is

bullshit. Well, listen, we're not here
to discuss that, Simon. And it shouldn't

be on school grounds anyway.

Oh, well, I had a chat with Gerard about
it, and he said it was fine.

No, I didn't. It's got to come down,
Simon.

I have a serious question to put for
you, Simon. In the bank account three

ago, $30 ,000 was withdrawn. Then a week
later, that money was returned.

Sorry, what's the problem?

For a week, we didn't have $30 ,000.

Did you need it?

I feel like you're severely missing the
point, Simon.

What did you do with that money?

Well, I put it back into the account. So
the only thing that should be of

interest to the school is what happens
to the money when it's in the account.

No, that's not the way it works. The
money goes out of the account, now it's

none of your business.

Then it goes back into your account, now
it's your business again. What happens,

Simon, when we get audited and they ask
us where that money was and we go, we

don't know?

Simon,

I don't think miming a zip and then
throwing away the key is going to work

the auditors when they come for us.

What were you doing with it, Simon?

Cryptocurrency.

Oh. How much money did you make, Simon?

A little bit over 20 grand.

What do you think paid for that
billboard?

Look, Simon, if it wasn't so hard to
entice people to be on the board, you'd

out. You're on probation, okay?

Right. Everyone, thanks for your time.

Thank you.

Democratic.

What chance?

What's going on? I don't know, just
thought I could...

Come in, see if you needed a hand.

You think I want something from you.

100%. Okay, well you're wrong because I
have got an offer for you. Oh, okay.

Would you like to come to a fancy lunch
with me today? This is the scattering of

the ashes lunch, yeah. But more, it's
kind of more lunch and then it's kind of

like the ashes.

thing but if you're thinking because it
could be quite nice to balance it out

because you know it's mom and then it's
katherine and sarah and then there's me

wouldn't it be great if you came just
kind of balance it yeah because it can

really intense and i just think it'll be
fun intense and fun yeah no because i

think it'll be more fun if you're kind
of there oh i don't want to get involved

on the fair your family stuff is pretty
full -on it's not full -on oh come on as

long as it won't be awkward that's all

Are you eating the cucumber out of the
sandwich?

I'm just avoiding gluten.

Can you just not put it back on the
plate? Fine.

Sorry to be rude, Vinnie. This was meant
to be family only.

And Marcus was told he couldn't come.

Vinnie's a very close friend of mine.
Yeah, but Marcus is my husband and did

dad. Nobody likes Marcus.

Oh, sorry.

Mum! Hi, Mum.

Mum! I guess she's drunk.

You look lovely, Mum.

I know.

Mummy, mummy, mummy.

Mum,

I would like to introduce you to a very
close friend of mine. This is Vinnie.

Are you a husband or a random?

No, no, not a husband, Mum.

Husbands weren't allowed.

Welcome to the family.

Oh, when are you getting married?

No, no, no, no, no, no, Mum. It's just
like, welcome to the family. But not

really.

Yeah.

A gift of honour. Here he is.

Little Roger.

Our daddy.

Well, not your daddy.

I used to call him daddy when we were
intimate.

Can I have some wine? I'm getting very
upset.

A bit more.

She should eat something.

Mum? You want a little saucy roll? Do
you like those ones? What about a pie,

Mum? No, I don't want a pie.

When did they arrive?

They've been here the whole time.

Oh, hello, darling.

Come over and say hello to Grandma.

No, no, I've seen them.

I think we should all share a special
memory about Roger.

Go!

My special memory of Dad is when he used
to read me Gulliver's travels and used

to fall asleep during the first chapter
each night.

Go!

Just do my one.

Okay, so just when he would read
Gulliver's travels to me and he'd fall

first chapter.

Go! My favourite memory is at my wedding
to Marcus, my husband, when Dad

cried when he walked me down the aisle.

He really didn't want you to marry
Marcus.

Hurry up.

Daddy took me for a Valentine's dinner
because my date stood me up. We had so

much fun and he told me I was beautiful
and that I would be the most successful

daughter. What I'm not enjoying is the
kind of fake teary tone that you guys

putting on. Whereas Vinnie and I, when
we told our story, we just told it in

regular voices.

I feel like I owe you an apology.

Yeah. Yeah. Because that was the most,
that was so awkward.

Do you want to be cheersing? I don't
think he fully understands

how this is affecting me.

It's really stressful for me.

I'm keeping it together, but your sister
Sarah, the way she was smiling at me, I

was that close to just... Oh, g'day. Hi,
guys.

What are we talking about here, then?

We're just talking about how much Vinnie
wants to punch Sarah in the face.

I didn't say...

I did not say that.

Been a lot for me down there. I don't
blame you, Vin. We've all been there.

I get a spicy mug?

What's the Vin thing? Like, that's not
even a name.

His name's Vinnie or Vincent.

Yeah? Vin Diesel?

Solid. Apart from Vin Diesel, though.

I mean, Vin Vendors.

That's Vim Vendors.

It's not bothering me, so whatever.

Please come on, we're going now, please.
Oh, God, here we go. Definitely want me

for the next bit.

You are coming. Oh,

yeah. Come on, everybody.

I don't know whether I can quite do
this.

I think I need a cigarette.

Oh, maybe after, Mum. No, if she wants a
smoke. It's just the secondhand smoke.

It's just not safe for Archie.

Okay, come on, darling. We'll just go
for it, yeah.

We'll just go for a walk, my love.

Mmm. Nothing like a dairy.

What's up?

See where you get it from.

Oh, nicotine. Are we going? Okay, grab
your smoke, Mum.

Get your smoke.

There we go.

It's been a long time coming, but we're
all gathered here to celebrate

the death of Daddy.

So without further ado, we are going to
say goodbye,

Roger, as he goes on his final flight
into the great

blue yonder.

Goodbye, Roger!

Mum?

What was that?

Roger.

It doesn't feel like there was enough
ash.

Yeah. Where's the rest of Dad?

That was all of him.

No, Mum. No, that's not possible, Mum.
That's just ridiculous.

Mum, that's not Dad, OK? That was like
half a cigarette's worth of ash. He got

very small at the end. It's not Dad. All
right!

I didn't find the ashes.

Oh, my God.

I just thought it was a way of getting
us all together.

No, no, this is a lie, and we have flown
thousands and thousands of miles. We'll

need a reimbursement.

Haven't you loved us being together? I
have.

She's right. It's lovely to be here
together.

Is it?

What is it? I got what I wanted. So
there.

Okay, well done, Mum. Goodbye,
everybody.

You should have just invited us out for
lunch. And you would have turned up,

would you? Well, I would have considered
it.

Come on, darling.

We might be able to make soccer
practice.

Morning. What are you doing here?

I work here. No, you don't. You quit. I
resigned and now I'm un -resigning.

You can't. Could you just write that you
think that I'm the best person for the

job? I'm not going to lie.

I want to start a program that I'm going
to call Sons Without Dads.

And I want you two to come and be dad.

Oh. I'd like to be on Sons Without Dads.
I think it would be a bit weird,

Robert. Where are the witches?

There's no witches.

Good luck.