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(applause)
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CHE:
If you're living your truth,
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then you're a part
of the revolution.
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(cheers)
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You're a part of the evolution.
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We know that visibility
isn't justice.
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But visibility can be the key
that unlocks it all, y'all.
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- (cheers)
- Okay?
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I want to thank you all
for living in your truth today,
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for saying,
"Fuck this rain bullshit..."
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(cheers)
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and being here for each other.
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I mean, y'all are
makin' me wet, okay?
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Ba-doop-boop-ba-doop.
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(all laughing)
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And I wanna thank
our LGBTQ+ allies.
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(cheers)
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CHE:
Yes! I see you.
We see you.
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- You okay, darling?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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CHE:
Live your truth.
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You have nothing to hide.
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(cheers)
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That's right.
That's right. Yeah!
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So, you know what?
Hiding is, like,
so five years ago.
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Hiding... isn't
the key to anything.
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Hiding, uh, hiding...
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hiding... takes away
the bright light that you are.
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- So, fuck that shade and shine!
- (cheers)
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- Shine! Yes!
- ("Wig" by Todrick Hall playing)
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Yes, Queen!
Give us that beat!
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Give us that beat!
Yeah, woo, woo!
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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- ♪ This shit is my jam ♪
- CHE: Come on, y'all! Yeah!
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Yes! Yes!
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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♪ This shit
is my jam ♪
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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♪ ♪
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Oh, shit.
I gotta go.
Thank you.
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Hey!
I got us iced coffees.
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Uh, yeah,
I saw you leaving.
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- Are you wanted by
the law or something?
- No.
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What was that
Looney Tunes exit?
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Yosemite Sam chasing
you down or some shit?
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- No.
- Okay.
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I saw my son,
and I didn't want him
to see me here with you.
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He doesn't know about me?
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He doesn't know about me,
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or you, or, or me with you.
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He doesn't know you're in
an open marriage?
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You are in an open marriage,
aren't you?
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I wasn't till you.
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Are-are you fucking kidding me?
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I never said I was in
an open marriage.
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You never said you weren't.
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I mean,
you get out of my bed,
and go home to a husband.
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That's... That's
an open marriage.
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We, we probably should've
discussed this before now.
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Y- Ya think?
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I mean,
I'm, I'm, I'm on stage
telling people not to hide...
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as I watch you,
the person I've been fucking
for the last three weeks,
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pretty much nonstop
skulking away.
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I, I, I know, but...
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our times together
are so special,
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and I didn't want to
bring up something,
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- something--
- Something like the truth?
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- No.
- Jesus Christ, Miranda.
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Why did you even
put yourself out there
if you're not available?
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It's not fair... to not
bring this up until now.
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You knew all this
was new to me.
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New to being queer
is one thing,
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married and lying
is another. Shit.
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I, I, (sighs)
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This all happened so fast.
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I wasn't expecting you.
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- Mm.
- I've been married for forever,
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and I, and I,
and I didn't want to--
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I mean, it's complicated.
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No, I'm sure it is...
for you.
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But it's not for me.
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'Cause I can't let it be.
I'm very clear who I am.
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I don't sneak around,
I don't cheat, and I don't lie.
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I'm a lot of things...
but I'm not a homewrecker.
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- My home's wrecked already.
- Thank you for the coffee.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I can't do this with you,
no matter how much I want to.
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- Wait, no, no. That's it?
- Yeah, it is until you
figure out your life.
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I--
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- Che, can I get
a selfie with you?
- Hey!
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, sure.
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FAN: Thank you!
We love you,
thank you so much!
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(light music playing)
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(knock on door)
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Enter at your own risk.
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Oh my god.
It's like the Barneys
warehouse sale.
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Oh, you remember
the Barneys
warehouse sale?
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Remember it?
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I used to get
my assistant
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to camp out
on 17th Street
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so I'd be
the first one in.
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- That was quite a scene.
- Oh, don't I know it, sister.
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I almost got into
a knife fight
with a woman
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- Over a Bottega
cashmere wrap coat.
- That was you?
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I bet you'd cut a bitch
for some cashmere.
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And you'd be right.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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You asked me where
I've been all week?
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This is where I've been,
in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
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And that's just
on that rack.
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- (laughs)
- CARRIE: Oh...
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- Do you want to see
something amazing?
- Always.
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I don't wanna brag...
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but it is
my pride and joy.
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That's quite a build-up.
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- I'm not worried.
- Hm!
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(magical music plays)
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No.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No!
- Yes.
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Okay.
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- What the fuck am I looking at?
- (both laughing)
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Versace.
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I've only worn her twice,
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once in Paris,
and once here
just for fun.
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I sat at that window,
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and ate a whole thing
of Jiffy Pop.
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Fabulous.
What're you gonna
do with it now?
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- I mean, besides leave
it to me in your will.
- Ha, ha.
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Charlotte's daughter, Lily,
has been here all week
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helping me
archive everything,
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you know, for proper storage
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in exchange
for some of my...
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vintage pieces, which,
sadly, were not vintage
when I bought them.
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Oh, no, you, you
can't smoke in here.
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But... I feel like
I just had sex.
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I know, I'm sorry,
but I, I smoked
in here one night,
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and then, everything
smelled like a cigarette,
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and I was
right back there
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wanting to smoke
morning, noon,
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and while
I was sleeping.
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I swear this is true.
I woke up one morning
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with a lit cigarette
in my hand.
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Exactly, so now,
I allow myself
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one a day in a walk
around the block
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with, like,
three kerchiefs
on my head,
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and Playtex
kitchen gloves.
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I just can't risk
having that smell,
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you know, in my hair,
and... on my hand
going, "Eew."
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- That's a good look.
- No, I'm sure I look insane,
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but I'll sit on
the stoop with you...
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if my new neighbor's
not out there again.
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(indistinct chatter)
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And, um, we're in line,
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and then eventually
he looks at me,
and he's like,
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- "No..."
- Nope.
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Girlfriend likes her
some stoop.
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She's so cool.
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Always very, you know,
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one shoulder naked
with a gorgeous
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rope jewelry,
somethin' special
around her neck.
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Well, what the fuck
does Ashley know?
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- She's fuckin' crazy.
- She's not crazy.
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- You just don't know her.
- Mmm.
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- The guy's sexy.
- They always are.
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What I wanna know
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is how can she afford
the good apartment
under me at her age?
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- Russian hooker.
- Why would you say that?
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- It's a common scenario
in high-end real estate.
- Hmm.
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Didn't know that.
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So, they bumped me
up to first- Class,
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and I was like,
I don't care that
we just landed, dude,
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I'm not gettin'
off this plane.
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(all laughing)
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"Air Marshal to first- Class,
we have a hostile hipster."
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Hipster? Hipster?
Fuck you, dude.
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What, no one has a name?
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- Everyone's just dude?
- Yeah, that's right, dude.
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- (laughing)
- Okay.
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(boinging)
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(boinging)
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, it's Carrie.
Sorry, did I wake you?
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Nah, yeah,
I'm awake, I'm awake.
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You sound like
you're sleeping.
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Nah, I'm just scared.
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The only person
to call my phone
to talk is my grandma.
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And she died, like,
five years ago, so...
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I have a very
serious question,
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and you're the only person
I know who would be up at 2:30.
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Yeah, we just ate.
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My girlfriend Smoke's
on a design deadline
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and she's sewin'
like a mutha.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You have a girlfriend?
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And her name is Smoke?
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And she's a designer?
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Yeah, I have a whole life.
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Well, I hope
to meet her sometime.
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Can do.
So... what's the buzz?
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Is there like a cool way
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to ask my new neighbor
to please stop making
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so much noise
outside on the stoop?
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Do you own
a licensed firearm?
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- No, I do not.
- Then, no. Lay low.
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The last building
I lived in...
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the lady yelled
out the window
for us to be quiet.
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And from then on,
we called her
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the Wicked Witch
of the West Side.
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She was only, like, 30.
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Well, I... I wasn't
planning on yelling,
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but there's, like,
a whole group now,
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and they're keeping me up.
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Dude, just close
your window.
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I did that, but one girl
has a laugh that...
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defies any sound barrier.
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- Oh, wait!
- (muffled laughter)
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- There, hold on.
- (woman cackling)
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- Did you hear it?
- Yeah, I did.
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You want me to come
over with my gun?
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Jackie, you better
not have a gun.
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I don't.
It's just a bit!
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(whispers)
I'll bring you
the gun tomorrow.
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Okay, good night.
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MAN: Exactly.
And I was like,
"Yeah, I can move out.
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I can move out
as soon as you want.
How's never?!"
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WOMAN: (cackles)
You are so funny! Stop!
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Seriously? Stop!
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No, you stop!
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(all laughing)
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Swear to god. Swear to god.
She goes like,
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"What!"
I'm like, if I gotta--
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Come on!
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(chatter stops)
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- Sorry, ma'am.
- Jesus.
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(chatter, laughter resume)
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Ma'am.
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Hey... thought you
said you were going
out for your run.
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And I thought you said
you were gonna start
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wearing this
Oura ring today,
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and yet, it is
still in the box.
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I feel silly wearing
a fitness ring, babe.
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Well, maybe, you
haven't noticed,
244
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,521
but men your age are suddenly
developing heart problems.
245
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,358
- Is this about that baked brie
I ordered last week?
- CHARLOTTE: Yes.
246
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,525
And also,
the Hershey Kisses
247
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,488
that I found
in the shoebox
in the closet.
248
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,989
- Busted.
- Mm-hm.
249
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,825
So, I splurge
once in a while.
What's the big deal?
250
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,659
I'm at my fightin'
weight, babe.
251
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,579
If you die on me,
I will kill you.
252
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:08,626
Now, this is all synced up
to your phone,
253
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,129
ready to go,
so put it on now.
254
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,383
Hm, well, if you want me
to wear your ring, you see,
255
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,718
then you gotta
ask me properly.
256
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,095
Harry.
257
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,013
I mean, this is
a big commitment.
258
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,307
(sighs)
259
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,978
(chuckles)
Harry...
260
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,482
- will you wear this ring?
- I will.
261
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,445
- So romantic.
- Mm-hm.
262
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,615
- As long as you're down there--
- Yeah?
263
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,283
You wanna, maybe,
seal the deal?
264
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,120
Do you think we have time?
265
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,706
- Hmm, yeah, there's time.
- (laughs) Okay.
266
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:57,174
- CHARLOTTE: Mm-hm.
- LILY: Mom, where's the paper
that you signed for-- Oh!
267
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,801
Ow.
268
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,052
- Did she see us?
- She definitely saw us.
269
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221
Oh shit.
270
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,307
You slammed the door
into my head.
271
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,977
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
272
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:12,690
But I was, I was
checking your daddy's
penis for cancer.
273
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:16,068
- What?!
- I didn't want to worry you.
274
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,821
And it's fine.
It's, it's just a bump.
275
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,322
I, I didn't even
break the skin.
276
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,033
Let's go get some ice.
277
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:27,746
(knock on door)
278
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:34,003
Get you later.
Coming!
279
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:39,091
Hope you're ready for some
heavy lifting today, Lily!
280
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,593
NEIGHBOR:
It's your downstairs neighbor.
281
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:43,929
(softly)
Shit.
282
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,477
- Hi.
- Hi.
283
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,731
Hi, um, sor-- I just--
I, I came to apologize
for last night.
284
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,025
I mean, we lost total
track of time partying,
285
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,028
and being annoying,
and having a little
too much fun,
286
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,905
so I'm sorry
that we woke you.
287
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:05,367
Oh gosh, no.
I wasn't asleep.
No, no. I stay up...
288
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,994
(sputters)
289
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,914
- I stay up really late,
too, yeah.
- Yeah.
290
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,750
No, I only yelled
because, um...
291
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,378
because I was, I was,
I was trying to write...
292
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,380
'cause I'm a writer.
293
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,050
- I write books.
- W-Wow, that's so cool.
294
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,553
- Thank you.
- Well, I, I just wanted
to say I'm so sorry.
295
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,597
- It won't happen again.
- Thank you.
296
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,434
- It's only because I write.
- Okay.
297
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,436
- Bye.
- Thank you.
298
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,730
(whimsical music)
299
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,400
(quietly) That!
300
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,735
Unbelievable...
301
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,196
- (Charlotte sighs)
- All right.
302
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,409
- Now go.
- Sorry, I, I just
didn't feel comfortable
303
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,120
blurting this out in line
at The Lobster Place.
304
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,081
Blurting what out?
305
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,377
So, tonight, during
our dessert ritual,
306
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,837
I'm gonna ask Steve
for a divorce.
307
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,508
Okay, I guess let's
table my new neighbor
for a different time.
308
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,261
I mean, I, I have to.
309
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,096
I, I can't sneak
around anymore.
310
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,016
- It's not fair
to Che or to Steve.
- Or to you.
311
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,895
MIRANDA: Charlotte?
312
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,231
I guess you know
what you're doing.
313
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,650
Oh... okay.
314
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,403
No, really.
I'm not throwing shade.
315
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,488
Throwing shade?
316
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,531
It's what my kids say.
317
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,117
No, I mean it, Miranda.
318
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,662
It's your life...
What do I know about how
you should handle it?
319
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,123
I cannot even handle
my own life right now.
320
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,167
- Is this to do with Rock?
- No, it's Lily.
321
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:41,171
She came into
the bathroom this morning
when I was on my knees
322
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,632
about to blow Harry,
and I freaked out.
323
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,718
Uh, back up.
Back the truck up.
324
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,806
- You still blow Harry?
- Oh, is it his birthday?
325
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,768
No, and yes,
I still blow Harry.
326
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979
Now, do you guys have
that out of your system,
327
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,774
- so that I can talk
about my problem?
- In a second.
328
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:04,778
- You still blow Harry?
- (gasps) Is he dying
or something?
329
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:11,160
No, but I panicked
when Lily saw me
holding his penis.
330
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,661
Way to put me off
my king crab leg.
331
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,705
- (laughs)
- So, I told her...
332
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,498
that I was checking it
for cancer.
333
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,835
You still blow Harry?
334
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,838
You guys,
this is not funny to me.
335
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,507
I had this whole
parenting philosophy
336
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,259
where I wanted
to normalize sex,
337
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,511
so that my kids would
never feel weird about it
338
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,847
the way I did growing up.
339
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,891
And in one violent impulse,
340
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,560
- I ruined everything.
- What violent impulse?
341
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,521
Oh, I, I, I slammed the door
and I hit Lily in the head.
342
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,440
Did I, did I not say that?
343
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,528
Well, I did.
All 'cause I didn't want
her to see me that way.
344
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,364
Just talk to Lily.
You know, reframe it.
345
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,200
Maybe, admit...
346
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,702
that you panicked
because of the way
you were brought up.
347
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,246
You know,
it's an opportunity
to get closer to her.
348
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,667
Reframe it... Yeah.
349
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,127
Okay, I like it.
350
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,337
- Mm-hmm!
- Okay, I'll do it.
351
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,174
I can invite her to lunch
like two grown-ups.
352
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,219
- CARRIE: Yes.
- We can talk about it.
353
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,178
I mean, we talk
about everything else.
354
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,347
Why shouldn't we be
able to talk about--
355
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,849
The fact that you
still blow Harry.
356
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,769
I knew you had
another one in you.
357
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,606
Oh, bummer.
The soup place
we loved is gone.
358
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,025
No, the soup place
we love is here.
We just passed it.
359
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,362
Oh, well,
I remember that used
to be something else.
360
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,447
I remember when
I was something else.
361
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,243
Oh look, it's me,
the wicked witch
of my brownstone.
362
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,911
You know what?
363
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,331
I'm gonna bring
my neighbors some
brownies to apologize.
364
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,544
- Apologize for what?
- For no longer being cool.
365
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,547
Okay, let's see...
366
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,798
Fat Witch Original,
Fat Witch Walnut--
367
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,593
Oh, Blondie Witch.
Writes itself.
368
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,805
Hey, do you maybe
want to bring Steve
369
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,599
a fancy brownie
for your dessert
ritual tonight?
370
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,229
You think a Caramel Witch
brownie might help
the situation go better?
371
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,065
- Couldn't make it worse.
- How much is it?
372
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,943
You're exploding his world.
Spend a couple bucks.
373
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,612
I'm not exploding
his world.
374
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365
I'm telling him something
we both already know.
375
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,368
- Which is?
- That we're dead in the water.
376
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,327
That there's no future
for us as a couple,
377
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,080
that I want out.
378
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,081
I'll spring
for the brownies.
379
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,376
So...
380
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,589
are you going
to tell him about Che?
381
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,049
I don't think so.
382
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,386
I mean, even if
Che hadn't come along,
383
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,139
I think I'd probably
have gotten to this place.
384
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,642
- And what place is that?
- Where I'd rather be alone.
385
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,269
Are you sure?
386
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,982
Because, um...
alone in theory is...
387
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,234
very different than
alone in reality.
388
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,488
I want Che.
389
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,531
And this is something
that I have to do...
390
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,493
or there's no Che.
391
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,371
Right. So...
392
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,376
do you know how much
Che wants you?
393
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,382
(light music playing)
394
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,738
- Yeah?
- Ooh, sorry, sorry.
395
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:39,243
- Um, I have something for, um--
- Lisette's still asleep.
396
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,120
Oh, okay.
Well, would you
give this to her?
397
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915
You could tell her it's
from her upstairs neighbor.
398
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,627
The writer.
They're brownies.
399
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,213
- Well, actually,
they're Blondies.
- Oh, we don't eat sugar.
400
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,091
Of course, you don't.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
401
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,471
- You keep them.
- Oh shit.
402
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,767
Sorry about that, ma'am.
403
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,941
MIRANDA:
Hi.
404
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,569
Hi.
405
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,114
Bad timing.
That Uber's takin'
me to the airport.
406
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,282
I have a gig in Cleveland.
407
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,159
Uh, okay.
I just have a question.
408
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,455
Am I crazy?
Am I making all this up?
409
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,085
Us...
These, these feelings
I have for you,
410
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,504
these giant,
giant feelings,
411
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,590
I, I feel like you
have them, too,
412
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,719
but maybe you don't.
So... am I crazy?
413
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,890
- No, you're not crazy.
- Okay, good.
414
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,144
- I'm in love with you.
- Oh, wow!
415
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,938
- Oh, okay then. O- Okay.
- No, it's not okay.
416
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,566
Not okay because
of the circumstance.
Not okay for me.
417
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,443
No, I'm, I'm gonna
change the circumstance.
418
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,112
I am!
419
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,948
I love you, too.
I am so in love with you,
420
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,658
and I want us
to be together.
421
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,660
Miranda, look at me.
422
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,121
Look at me. Listen to me.
Are you listening to me?
423
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,165
I can't give you
anything traditional.
424
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,834
-That is not who I am.
-That's fine!
425
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,628
That is great!
426
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,379
I, I, I don't
want traditional.
427
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,839
I, I, I hate traditional.
428
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,050
Traditional got me here.
I am done with traditional.
429
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:23,847
I just want you, and me,
and you and me.
430
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,350
(laughs)
I'm gonna take care of it.
431
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,393
Go.
432
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,355
Go to Cleveland.
433
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,072
- Ah, thank you.
- Bon appétit.
434
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,241
Sweetheart,
put your phone down.
435
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,953
- The food's here.
- You were on your phone, too.
436
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,498
Yes, we are all on
our phones too much.
437
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,333
So, look,
let's take our phones,
438
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,668
and put them
in the center of the table,
439
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,170
so we can chat.
440
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,757
- Chat about what?
- Well...
441
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,970
I wanted to talk to you
about me and Daddy
the other morning.
442
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,222
I need to get a straw
for my iced tea.
443
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,765
We'll just have
the waiter bring it.
444
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,517
No, Mom.
I'm not gross.
445
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,478
But we're at a restaurant.
That's what they do.
446
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,067
(phone chimes)
447
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:23,907
(gasps)
448
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,244
What is this?
449
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,376
- It's nothing.
- It's not nothing.
450
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,255
- Collin55 thinks it's "hawwwwt."
- Mom, that's my phone.
451
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,384
Where did this account
even come from?
452
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,262
It's not your Insta!
I follow your Insta!
453
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
- Do you have a fake
Instagram account?
- It's private.
454
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,225
- You can't just go
digging in my phone.
- I wasn't digging!
455
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,894
It popped up here
for the world to see.
456
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,105
- It's just workout wear.
- Sexy workout wear.
457
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,648
And what is this
look in your eye?
458
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,234
And who is Collin55,
and is 55 his age?
459
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,737
Forget it.
460
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531
Wait... Lily,
461
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,658
where are you going?
462
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,453
We don't walk away
from each other
in this family!
463
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,330
Oh, wow.
I was never sure
of this thing.
464
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,165
Not even when
it was brand new.
465
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,668
- (phone ringing)
- (Carrie chuckles)
466
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,086
Oh, it's your mom.
467
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:18,837
We had a fight.
She doesn't know I'm here.
468
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,922
I bet she does.
469
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,051
Your mom has pretty
good Spidey-sense.
470
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,595
- Hello?
- CHARLOTTE: (on phone)
Hi, is Lily there?
471
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,929
Yes, she is.
472
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,140
Can I sleep over?
I don't want to go home.
473
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,517
Did she just say she
doesn't want to come home?
474
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,769
CARRIE:
Yes, she did.
475
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,938
Hey, you know, Lily, I'm gonna
take this in the bathroom, okay?
476
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,482
And then, you have
to hear my side.
477
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,070
- Okay.
- Did you get it?
478
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,363
Yes, and I can hear
how upset you are
but, sweetie,
479
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,075
you went out to dinner
with me in the '90s
480
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,452
when I was
wearing far less.
481
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,455
That was you,
and this is Lily,
and she is 15.
482
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:57,709
- And who is that pose for?!
- Maybe for Lily.
483
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378
You know,
all week she's been
here trying clothes on,
484
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,630
and looking
in the mirror,
485
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,716
and I can see her
wheels spinning.
486
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,927
She's trying
to figure something out.
487
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,846
You know, who, who am I?
Is this me? Is this?
488
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,974
Well, I am surprised
that she is this Lily.
489
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,102
I thought she
was so innocent.
490
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,896
- It's workout wear.
- She doesn't even work out!
491
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:23,151
Charlotte,
it's just clothes.
492
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,152
So, what should I tell
her about the sleepover?
493
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,739
Well, as long as
you don't mind.
494
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,533
I think it would be
good for both of us.
495
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,868
I think it could be good
for all three of us.
496
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,538
(loud music playing)
497
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,421
That is not cool.
498
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,553
♪ ♪
499
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,571
♪ ♪
500
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,634
(lowers volume)
501
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,366
She's not a hooker,
or Russian.
502
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,745
She's a Californian,
a super- Chic, hip,
503
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,705
successful jewelry designer.
504
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,707
Really?
Is her stuff any good?
505
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,250
CARRIE:
Cooler than you can imagine.
506
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,752
I think Scarlett Johansson
507
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,836
wore her on
the red carpet last week.
508
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,882
Colin Jost is
a real estate tease.
Just FYI.
509
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,759
Oh, and according
to a piece in "Vulture,"
510
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:14,596
she moved to New York
for its energy and inspiration.
511
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,599
- And to ruin your sleep.
- Mm... nah, she's fine.
512
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,434
I'm gonna make friends with her
and the whole situation.
513
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,270
I mean, who wants
to be seen as the...
514
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,688
crazy neighbor, right?
515
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,522
- SEEMA: I hear you.
- Oh, hi.
516
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,485
Greetings.
517
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:33,114
Well, I will, um,
speak to you...
518
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:34,491
later.
519
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,504
- Hi, I thought
I heard you come in.
- Mm-hm.
520
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,507
Oh, okay.
You're still mad at me.
521
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,053
(sighs) I just think
we need to talk.
522
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:55,971
It's just a stupid
Instagram account,
523
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,973
and I don't have
anything else to say.
524
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,518
Well, I do.
So, let's sit down.
525
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,485
Okay...
526
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:14,364
You want to sit there,
that's fine, fine.
527
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:17,033
(sighs) Look...
528
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,327
I love that you
feel comfortable
in your body,
529
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,621
and I am not
trying to shame you.
530
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,750
I was just... surprised
531
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:30,422
that you were
expressing that side
of yourself already.
532
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,217
- I'm 15.
- Oh, I know, but...
533
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,345
when I was your age,
534
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,390
we didn't feel
comfortable expressing
ourselves so freely,
535
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,599
so...
536
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,853
I just can't help
feeling protective.
537
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:45,729
Mom, that Insta...
538
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,857
it's only 13 of my friends,
539
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,318
and Emily's little brother
Collin.
540
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,446
Oh... that does
help a little.
541
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:56,656
(sighs) So...
542
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,912
what I wanted
to discuss with you
the other day at lunch,
543
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,540
though now, I realize
I probably don't need to...
544
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,709
is...
545
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,755
what was happening
with Daddy and me
in, in the bathroom.
546
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:17,886
You know what we
were doing, right?
547
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,806
Do you have anything
that you wanna ask me?
A-Any questions?
548
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,602
Did you find any cancer?
549
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:31,816
No... No, baby.
550
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,652
Oh, your father is fine!
551
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,074
ANNOUNCER 1: (on TV)
With two on and two out,
552
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,076
runners at the corners,
553
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:41,951
Gentry looks in for the sign
554
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,372
and the pitch
and that one is low.
555
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,915
Ball two.
556
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:47,874
ANNOUNCER 2: (on TV)
Oh, he missed that one,
557
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,418
as Baker had to
pull it out of the dirt.
558
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,753
He did a great job
of blocking the play
559
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,797
- so the pitch didn't
get away from him, yeah?
- Hey.
560
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,633
Do you have your
hearing aids in?
561
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,761
One of them.
562
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,846
Well... can you
get the other?
563
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,265
I want to talk to you
about something.
564
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,602
Just talk into this one.
565
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,105
I'd rather not have to yell it.
566
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:14,859
Okay... I think it's
in the couch cushions.
567
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,278
(announcers on TV continue)
568
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,448
- (turns TV off)
- Ah! Here it is.
569
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:21,741
Okay.
570
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:27,747
Okay.
571
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,667
Ah... Shoot.
What do you got?
572
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:37,424
- Steve, I love you.
- Well, this ain't good.
573
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,467
It depends on
how we handle it.
574
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,469
Oh, wait... you're serious?
575
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,388
I, I, I was just kidding. I--
576
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,100
- Give me your hands.
- Nah--
577
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,769
- We never hold hands.
- Please.
578
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,479
Why?
579
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,898
You wanna ask me
for a divorce or somethin'?
580
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,153
I'm not happy.
581
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,656
Holy shit, uh,
I was just kidding again.
Are you serious?
582
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:05,243
I, I can't do this anymore.
I'm not happy.
583
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,413
What--?
Okay, so what does that mean?
584
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,165
You're not happy?
585
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,169
This isn't
enough for me.
586
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:18,131
- What isn't? Me?
I'm not enough?
- This is about me.
587
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:21,509
Except that you're,
you're, you're talkin'
about divorcin' me.
588
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,471
Can, can I have
my hand back, please?
589
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,351
- Are you happy?
- I thought this wasn't about me.
590
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,730
- Are you happy?
- What's happy?
591
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:36,483
If you even have
to ask the question.
592
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,403
Okay, yes, I'm happy.
Not happy right now, but...
593
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,864
what's the problem?
594
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,866
I want more.
595
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,702
- More what?
- More everything...
596
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,205
more connection,
more energy,
597
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,624
more sex, more me.
598
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,167
More, Steve, more.
599
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,920
- I get it. You want more.
- And what about you?
600
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,923
Do you want more?
601
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,467
I mean, really?
This is enough for you?
602
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:06,221
This, like...
TV, and, and, and
little dessert bowls,
603
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,307
and sitting on this
fucking sectional couch
until we're old?
604
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,392
We are old.
605
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:15,188
We're 55, Steve.
That's not old.
606
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,981
You want 30 more years
of this?
607
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,944
Is this really happening?
Really?
608
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,782
Are you askin' me
for a divorce?
609
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,744
This is really
happening, really.
610
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:33,790
Miranda.
611
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,543
What?
612
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,795
You and me,
we've been together
for a long time,
613
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,130
and-and it's always like this.
614
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,761
You... don't think
that I'm enough,
615
00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:48,638
then I'm kind of enough,
616
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,431
and then, I'm not enough again.
617
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,060
And I'm always there...
618
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,436
you know...
619
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,522
hangin' in there for us.
620
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,942
And, finally,
621
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,571
in the last couple years,
we come to a place where
622
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:09,409
it's not so goddamn fuckin'
up and down every day...
623
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,414
where it's kind of the same.
624
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:15,957
We get up...
625
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,253
and we go through our shit,
and we come back here...
626
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,337
home, to each other.
627
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,756
We sit on the couch.
628
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,675
We talk about Brady,
629
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,885
eat ice cream,
and watch some TV.
630
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,433
That's married life, Miranda.
It's life.
631
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:36,894
I don't know if that's life.
632
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,400
Or the life that
I want anymore, or...
633
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,195
or even ever.
634
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:48,990
Well...
635
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,535
I guess...
636
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,539
this is about you,
'cause...
637
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,668
I'm f-fine with this life.
638
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,422
In fact, I'm, I'm,
I'm good with it, but...
639
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,300
if you're not...
640
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,136
you're not.
641
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,808
I'm too old
to rally for us again.
642
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,353
I, I don't want to.
643
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,104
And I don't,
I don't want you to.
644
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,482
Okay.
645
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,528
Whatever... whatever.
646
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,032
I want you to be happy.
647
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,077
But...
648
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:40,458
I don't know what else
you think is out there.
649
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,381
I've met someone.
650
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,387
- (phone ringing)
- Yello.
651
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,721
MIRANDA: (on phone)
I told him.
652
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,598
Really? How'd it go?
653
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,308
I said it all.
654
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,645
All of my feelings.
And I, I didn't blame him,
655
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,148
and I didn't make him feel bad,
and I, well, I, I said it.
656
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,567
It's done.
I even told him about Che.
657
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:09,570
Wow.
How'd he take it?
658
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,614
You know, he's,
he's pretty shocked,
659
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,658
but I guess the headline is
660
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,619
he said he wants me to be happy.
661
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,914
Oh my god.
You can't believe how
relieved I am, Carrie.
662
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:23,835
I- I'm in a cab
on my way to the airport.
663
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,420
Wait, what?
Where are you going?
664
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,963
To Cleveland!
665
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:30,091
I'm gonna surprise
Che at their show,
666
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,884
and tell them that
we can be together.
667
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:32,969
(sighs)
668
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,972
Oh my god.
I'm in a rom- Com, Carrie.
669
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,642
Okay, well, safe flight...
670
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,227
whoever this is.
671
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,772
(Lisette shouting)
672
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,358
C'mon, get dressed faster.
Get the fuck out!
673
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,777
- SHANE: Chill out.
- LISETTE: You chill out.
674
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,779
- Get the fuck out
of my apartment!
- I'm goin'.
675
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,114
- Don't be such a psycho.
- I am not a psycho!
676
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,284
You're a liar!
You've slept with
every girl in the city.
677
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,786
- Oh, you're exaggerating.
- Oh, okay, well, you've slept
678
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,329
with every girl that
I know in the city.
679
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457
- Don't be such
a fuckin' out- Of-towner.
- Get out.
680
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,958
Get out now before
I call the cops.
681
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,668
SHANE: Good luck.
They don't come anymore.
682
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,469
(door shuts)
683
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:23,186
(door opens)
684
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,192
I am so embarrassed.
685
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,654
I'm mortified that you
had to see me like this.
686
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,657
Oh, it's fine.
Are you okay?
687
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,160
I'm an asshole for ever
going out with that guy.
688
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:44,081
Well, what are you gonna do?
It's New York dating.
689
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:46,334
Yeah.
690
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,086
Thank you.
691
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,465
You're cool.
(chuckles)
692
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:02,391
(light music playing)
693
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,529
CARRIE:
And just like that,
I realized...
694
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:19,325
there are some things
that should never
be put into storage.
695
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:25,164
("Chasing Rainbows"
by Big Freedia playing)
696
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,458
♪ I had to go there
with this one, y'all ♪
697
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,626
♪ Let's go ♪
698
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,503
♪ C'mon, ah, say what ♪
699
00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,922
♪ My prescription is survival ♪
700
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,216
♪ Read the scripture
from the Bible ♪
701
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,718
♪ Watch the system
take my idols ♪
702
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,179
♪ Now I pray for
all my rivals ♪
703
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,390
♪ Used to fight 'cause they
always called me sissy ♪
704
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,058
♪ Mom was like don't you
never let 'em hit me ♪
705
00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:46,227
♪ And the church
always wanna judge me ♪
706
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,606
♪ But I know that God is
the only one above me ♪
707
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,361
♪ Where I've been,
what I've seen, people dyin' ♪
708
00:35:55,444 --> 00:36:00,199
♪ They can't be who they be
'cause they're hidin' ♪
709
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:05,538
♪ You know me,
bein' free, won't be silent ♪
710
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,290
♪ I pray for my enemies ♪
711
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,583
♪ Pray, pray, pray
for my enemies ♪
712
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:14,172
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
713
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:19,260
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
714
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:23,598
♪ 'Cause I am who I am,
happily, na, na, na, na, na ♪
715
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:28,853
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
716
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,438
♪ C'mon, c'mon
na, na, na, na, na ♪
717
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,940
♪ Got resistance
from these labels ♪
718
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,234
♪ Too persistent
for their fables ♪
719
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,570
♪ Now I'm switching,
turning tables ♪
720
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,197
♪ Check the TV,
see my face, ho ♪
721
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,617
♪ Who that is?
Big Freedia ♪
722
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,244
♪ Better known as
Queen Diva ♪
723
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,747
♪ You best believe
I'm off the heater ♪
724
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,124
♪ They want that feature,
best have that cheese up ♪
725
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,709
♪ Shake it and mix it,
rock it, want you workin'
on the rainbow ♪
726
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,962
♪ Shake it and mix it,
rock it, want you workin'
on the rainbow ♪
727
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,048
♪ Shake it and mix it,
rock it, want you workin'
on the rainbow ♪
728
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,799
♪ Workin' on the rainbow ♪
729
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,386
♪ 'Cause I am who I am ♪
730
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,972
♪ Happily,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
731
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,892
♪ They don't wanna
chase this rainbow,
732
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,352
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
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